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Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

Silver Linings Playbook is a critically acclaimed film released in 2012. Directed by David O. Russell, it tells the story of Pat Solitano, played by Bradley Cooper, a man struggling with bipolar disorder who is released from a mental institution and seeks to rebuild his life. He forms an unconventional relationship with Tiffany, portrayed by Jennifer Lawrence, who is dealing with her own emotional struggles. The film also features notable performances by Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver, and Chris Tucker. With a mix of romance, drama, and humor, Silver Linings Playbook captivates audiences with its touching portrayal of love and redemption. Play and download the soundtrack here.

A little bit more soul, Pat.
A lot of cash in them so show some respect for what I do.
A lot of reports from your neighbours. We got phone calls...
A small thing that I do. If I make money what's the difference if I do this?
Ahem. I didn't realise that.
All right, Mom, let's talk about this.
All right, start simple. Start at that corner, walk towards me.
All right, well, ask for you. What can I do for you?
All right. Can you talk about something that you did before or after?
Along with all the other parts of herself, and can I say the same?
Am I taking the right dose? Of course I am.
And a 5.4.
And basically, I've been like white knuckling it this whole time.
And becoming a more loving and caring man, which I always knew you were.
And clothing, a guy's pants with his belt.
And drinking wine and dance.
And got some lingerie to get something going.
And he does. He does. He survives the war after getting blown up.
And he's getting used to the routine here.
And his wife Veronica's a real stickler for...
And I also mentioned how you were...
And I can't begin to explain that.
And I could just explain it and let her know I'm actually not out of control.
And I hurt my hand and I...
And I think he probably just tried to do his best.
And I told them my wife and the guy were embezzling money
And I walk up the stairs and I see the DVD player.
And if Pat had been with me like he was supposed to,
And if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.
And if you were cool, you were in the club, they'd say, That guy's OK.
And in the bathroom.
And it looks like I'm gonna make partner at the firm.
And make sure we knock the receivers on their ass.
And maybe if she wanted to go dancing, I can be able to do that.
And not to mention the lasagne you make on game day when the Birds play.
And now your whole family is in turmoil.
And now your whole family is in turmoil.
And on the way back, he stopped on 76
And she still wears her wedding ring.
And take a lot of money from this asshole.
And that I'm actually... I'm doing really well.
And that's better than any medication.
And the boss called me in to his office and tried to pin it all on me.
And the shower incident happened, everything snapped,
And the so called incident with the weights.
And the Victoria's Secret box was still in the front seat.
And then I look down and I see my wife's panties.
And then I look up and see her in the shower.
And then I wake up and I'm empty, I have nothing.
And then they fired me, sent me home and put me on some meds.
And then this goes into something else.
And then when I'm angry, which is a lot these days, I go to the garage.
And they only got a 7.2. This is a tough room.
And they're mean, and then there's a murder.
And to be with Catherine Barkley.
And we have an important part of it that we have to go over on Sunday, so...
And we have prepared to nail the big move.
And we later found out from the hospital that's because I'm, uh...
And we should spend time together. I'm keeping you out of trouble.
And whoever has the conch has power and can talk.
And you guys are how good?
And you know what he says to me?
And you were nice. And you had a mouth on you, but...
Andy Reid wastes a timeout challenging, loses the challenge, the game.
Any chance of playing in the playoffs.
Anyway, one night after dinner,
Are you any good at that?
Are you going in my study?
Are you gonna walk me home or what?
Are you joking?
Are you OK? Ronnie called.
Are you sure about that?
As long as we turn the lights out, unquote.
As my friend Danny would say:
As my friend Danny would say:
Ask him about any president, knows them all.
At his house, it's like a circus there.
Baby, how's it going?
Bartender, can I get a vodka, please?
Bartender.
Basically? Was I some percentage not cool?
Be right back.
Beating everybody up.
Because he believes in you.
Because I am so much crazier than you.
Because I didn't want there to be any mistaking it for a date.
Because I do this. Time after time, I do all this shit for other people.
Because I'm married, I haven't seen my wife.
Because I'm not with him during the games.
Because she brings me down! She brings me down.
Because that must have been fucking crazy
Because that's who's to blame here.
Because what am I getting in return?
Because why would she invite you to dinner, hm?
Because you ordered Raisin Bran.
Been helping Pop. He needs a legitimate business. He needs a tax return.
Been reading your books, I have a positive attitude.
Bounce, bounce. Shuffle back, shuffle, shuffle.
Brought on by severe stress, which rarely happens, thank God.
But for the last couple months, I just wasn't into sex at all.
But getting back with Nikki is, and I think I'm doing pretty well.
But I can only do it if I have a partner. I'm about to miss it for another year.
But I didn't know anything. I didn't know how to handle it.
But I don't take them anymore, no.
But I get chastised for it? And I'm parallel to my father? I don't think so.
But I got in a fight with Nancy, the principal.
But I gotta take Danny McDaniels back to Baltimore, all right?
But I liked it because they were happy.
But I wanna wear a jersey Jake got me from the Eagles.
But I'm glad you took the risk of getting it to me through Tiffany.
But I'm ready. I'm ready to take responsibility for my side of the street.
But if it's me reading the signs,
But it's for the best.
But now Catherine's pregnant. Isn't that wonderful?
But now I think you might maybe be the worst thing.
But she likes that part of herself
But she sure doesn't love you right now. I'm telling you, don't fuck this up.
But she wants more so I'm giving her more, man.
But then people were getting in fights in the parking lot at work
But you also blew it. We can get it back.
But you can fuck me if you turn the lights off, OK?
But you loved hearing about it, didn't you?
But you loved hearing about it, didn't you?
By the deadline.
By your slow walk. You can't talk.
Calm down, crazy.
Can I ask you one more question?
Can I just explain myself? I didn't want Nikki to think that I was associated
Can we give Danny a ride to North Philly?
Can you play Ride the Lightning by Metallica?
Can you say the same about yourself, fucker? Can you forgive?
Can you?
Can you?
Can't believe Nikki's teaching that book. The whole time. Let me break it down.
Check this out. We just redid the whole thing.
Come get some, Pat.
Come here. What are you gonna do about that song? Huh?
Come on, breathe. There's no song.
Come on, Pat!
Come on, Pat. Come on.
Come on, she's making crabby snacks and homemades. Come on, Dad.
Come on, what are you doing to these kids?
Come on, you wanna be positive? Be positive.
Come see the baby. She's beautiful. Veronica wants to make dinner for you.
Come sit down. Don't disappear doing God knows what with Tiffany Maxwell.
Competition at the Franklin Hotel. Tommy would never do it.
Congratulations on the baby but I'm not buying the invitation.
Dad, Dad. She's my friend. Why would you say that?
Dad, I can't. Look, I'm ready to go. What do you mean?
Dad, I didn't know excelsior was the motto of New York.
Dad, not now. Would you put it in here? Makes no sense.
Dad, this is toxic. You shouldn't be doing this.
Dallas just tied it with a field goal, 3 3.
Damn it.
Damn.
Danny was in for assault because of crystal meth and alcohol.
Dear Pat. Ahem.
DeSean Jackson is the man.
DeSean Jackson? DeSean Jackson?
DeSean Jackson's in the house.
DeSean, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Did Veronica tell Nikki about our dinner?
Did you hear what I said?
Didn't I say you wouldn't recognise him?
Didn't make a commitment to me in return for my help.
Do another parlay if you make it to the next round.
Do not go in my study or I will eat you.
Do not put it as part of the parlay.
Do us a favour, don't read for a while. Why are you wearing a garbage bag?
Do you feel that? That's emotion.
Do you realise that?
Do yourself a favour. Respect the restraining order. Five hundred feet.
Does anybody here happen to know what the official motto of New York is
Does it really matter?
Doesn't have a problem complaining about Ernest Hemingway.
Dolores, you are so beautiful.
Dolores. Somebody was in my study. Who took one of my envelopes?
Don't drink, don't hit anybody. You'll be fine.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Don't let them hurt your feelings. Patrick.
Don't look back.
Don't look up until you're halfway here.
Don't react quickly to this, but take time to think about it.
Don't tell anybody.
Don't you believe in America's team?
Double or nothing on the Bengals next week, is that what you're saying?
Eagles!
Eight months is already long enough.
Eighth president of the United States, is from Kinderhook.
Either Dolores or Pat needed an envelope and one of them took it.
Enough with awkwardness!
Envelope was empty. Didn't wanna wake you, needed an envelope.
Especially after all the shit you just told me.
Especially when he's already in a legal situation.
Especially when you don't know what is happening, which I do now. Sort of.
Ever since. Ever since he was with you. Since...
Every week.
Everybody?
Everything all right?
Everything's gonna come together. It's what's meant to be.
Except for a minor incident.
Favoured one and a half points. Give you 3 more.
First of all, check with the latest legal development.
Five minutes ago, you said:
Focus, collaboration, discipline.
Football stays out of this place. So does Lord of the Flies.
For an average score of 5.0.
For an average score of 7.3.
Forget I offered to help you.
From the local high school, which...
Get in the car. You have to go to therapy.
Get into the end zone, dummy. I mean, he celebrates before he's even in.
Get my life in order, then she's gonna be with me.
Get off! You're harassing me! He's harassing me!
Give me the phone. Gotta understand me. You wanna go back?
Give me your iPod. Give it to me. Thank you.
Go back to your country.
Goddamn it. I knew it.
Gonna do that. We're gonna be better than ever, Nikki.
Gonna go your whole life scared of that song?
Good. How's your restraining order?
Got a call that they did convert you to Mental Hygiene Law admission status
Got it.
Gotta give it a chiropractic adjustment.
Guess we're not that different, huh, Dad?
Guest of honour. Come however you wanna come.
Guys, what the fuck? I talked to you about that.
Handkerchief is working. We're killing the Seahawks, 27 10.
Hard enough as it is. Can't somebody say, Hey, let's be positive?
Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?
He beat up people, he's on the exclusion list.
He broke up my marriage. Are you being a troublemaker?
He can contest his case from Baltimore.
He cut this side to even up. Didn't tell him that.
He doesn't have a problem asking for his wedding video.
He drove to Victoria's Secret at King of Prussia Mall
He got kicked out of that stadium.
He has the wrong idea. Everything's fine.
He spikes the ball at the 1 yard line, the 1 fucking yard line. I mean, I...
He told me you should never throw a marriage out the window.
He was part of a club, a men's club called Old Kinderhook.
He was scared for your mother and you hurt him.
He wouldn't have gotten in a fight,
He writes another ending.
He's 65. Don't think I could've beat him?
He's betting everything on the Giant game. Everything.
He's my friend so he's rooting for me.
He's not going anywhere. Let him finish the game.
He's worried the juju is being fucked up because I'm spending time with you.
Heavy. I want you to go to the game with your brother.
Hello, Mrs. S. An honour to finally meet you.
Hello? What the...? What are you doing here, man?
Here we are again at the one yard line.
Here's a fun fact. You know where the term OK comes from?
Here's some milk for you.
Hey, hey, how you doing? Is Tiffany here?
Hey, Pat, Tiffany.
Hey, Randy, Jake. What do we got?
Hey, Tiffany. This is Pat.
Hey! Ah, there she is.
Hey! Hey! Hey, wait a second. What are you doing? What happened?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Patty.
Hold the remote the way you were.
Holy shit, look at you. You are ripped.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
How are we doing in here, huh?
How could you not take that bet? Even with 10 points.
How do they run this dance competition? How do they score it?
How do you prove it'?
How generous it is, what I'm doing for you.
How what works?
How'd you lose your job?
How's it going? Hey. Is Tiffany home?
However, wait a second.
Huh? Patty.
I
I admit you sound terrific and I'm happy you're feeling positive
I already looked all over there.
I believe in America's team. But if I win that bet, I win your book,
I believe in the Eagles, my son. I'll take the action. I'll take it.
I believe in you.
I bet you're such a coward, you won't take the 10.
I can get a letter to Nikki.
I can hear the fucking song in my head!
I can tell you about Lord of the Flies.
I can't do anything else till I can read Nikki's letter.
I can't watch a video? No!
I changed the first paragraph. I did this thing about Shakespeare,
I come home and what's playing? The song.
I come home, what do I see? I walk in the door and I see underwear
I didn't approve of that, but you did it anyway, so I'm doing this.
I didn't trust her before, but I gotta say, now I do.
I don't believe in juju.
I don't even know what to say to you anymore.
I don't feel anything.
I don't give a fuck! I'm not calming down! Anybody can wake up!
I don't have a filter when I talk.
I don't have an iPod. I don't have a phone.
I don't have her phone number.
I don't know how they score. We're participating, not a part of it.
I don't know what choices you've made, but deal with it. We're in this.
I don't know why you need so many.
I don't know yet!
I don't send the Eagles guy whose personal motto is excelsior
I don't think I'm gonna blow it with Nikki because Tiffany's a slut.
I don't think that makes me a criminal.
I don't wanna not be able to say what I wanna say.
I don't want him to get used to the routine here.
I feel like I'm getting crushed and...
I get it.
I give everything to other people and nobody ever...
I go to a lot of therapy, Ronnie.
I got a call to check on this house.
I got nothing but love for you, brother.
I gotta get out of here. Gotta see this girl, Tanya.
I guess everybody leaving today.
I had a good time tonight.
I hate myself for it. I hate my illness, I wanna control it.
I hate that you wore a jersey because I hate football,
I have a hard time taking care of myself.
I have faith. Excelsior belongs in this house.
I have to say I do. Yup.
I haven't heard back. Used to work together...
I hope to God she didn't tell Nikki that.
I hope you're OK with Veronica's sister coming over. OK with that?
I just got stuck.
I just gotta get a strategy, you know?
I just wanna give you my card to give to her.
I just want us to be friends.
I just wanted to, uh...
I knew it the minute I met you.
I knew why they invited me over. I know.
I know you don't wanna listen to your father.
I know, OK. I was just suggesting that maybe there's a better scenario.
I know. Mom, I know.
I like that jersey. I wish I was wearing that jersey.
I live in the addition, separate from my parents' house,
I made a commitment about a project,
I made a mistake. I shouldn't have worn this.
I made fire and ice cake.
I mean, I think it would be wise if we spent father son time
I mean, I'm sorry. How'd that happen?
I mean, it's just wrong, and Nikki wouldn't like that.
I mean, the world's hard enough as it is, guys.
I miss you. I really need someone to talk to.
I never used to do that.
I opened up to you and you judged me. You are an asshole.
I pull the curtain back and there's the fucking history teacher with tenure.
I said I'm tired.
I saw the way you were looking at me, Pat.
I see her sometimes with my sister.
I see you made an effort. I'm gonna be better with my wife.
I spent too much time with your brother.
I start fucking smashing shit.
I swear.
I think I'm done today, OK?
I think if we get... We often get caught in this state of negativity.
I think it's ridiculous to bet all that dough for the restaurant on a game.
I think of everything everyone did for me and I feel like a very lucky guy.
I think you're pretty, but I'm married, OK?
I think, Pat, you should be facing Tiffany.
I think, That's sweet. She's in the shower. Perfect.
I thought you were doing it. We're doing a dance anyway, for God sakes.
I wanna acknowledge her beauty.
I wanna be able to tell you about those kind of things.
I wanna do everything I can to help you get back on your feet.
I want her to stop dressing like she dresses, stop acting so superior to me.
I want you to be prepared for it, she may not return.
I want you to know that.
I want you to remember everything, all of the good stuff that we have here.
I wanted to tell you the number.
I was jealous of my brother, but wait.
I was moved to read about excelsior and your belief in happy endings.
I was trying to be romantic.
I was very depressed after Tommy died. It was a lot of people.
I wish I could just explain it all in a letter to Nikki because it was minor.
I wish you'd watch these games with me
I wouldn't actually call the restraining order my thing,
I wrote that a week ago.
I... I can't do it.
I... I'm...
I'd have to be careful.
I'd have to hide it from Veronica. She's not into breaking the law,
I'd love to go to the game too, but I'm banned from the stadium.
I'd love to see us beat the Giants
I'll be there in a minute.
I'll fix all this, OK?
I'll go in. We never fuck in the shower anymore. Maybe today we will.
I'll see you tomorrow?
I'll take that camera and I'm gonna break it over your head.
I'll work, I'll sub, I'll work history, whatever.
I'm already on thin ice with my family. You should hear how I lost my job.
I'm beating the song. I'm on the scoreboard.
I'm better now and I hope you are too. I'm gonna appreciate...
I'm bragging about you. Can I brag?
I'm doing it with my physicality. Working out, that's what I'm doing.
I'm doing this project with Tiffany. I wanna tell her I'm not gonna be on time.
I'm getting engaged.
I'm getting trimmed, getting fit for Nikki.
I'm glad the Seahawks are losing, we're winning,
I'm glad you're doing so well. Love, Nikki.
I'm gonna explain to you something. You know what I'm doing, honey.
I'm gonna find a silver lining. And that's no bullshit.
I'm gonna give you one of my iPods.
I'm gonna go home and write the letter right now.
I'm gonna interview you, what it's like to get that camera broken over your head.
I'm gonna read Nikki's teaching syllabus and get my old job back.
I'm gonna shut my mouth.
I'm gonna take this negativity and use it as fuel.
I'm gonna take this negativity and use it as fuel.
I'm happy you brought us into the bathroom.
I'm having a disagreement with the hospital. We're working it out.
I'm just giving back your words to you.
I'm just gonna read it out loud, OK? Because if she says anything that's...
I'm making crabby snacks and homemades.
I'm more concerned about you than anything else.
I'm not ashamed of it! Let the whole neighbourhood wake up!
I'm not gonna be a part of this.
I'm not gonna dance. What are you talking about?
I'm not gonna fight, I'm not gonna fight.
I'm not my sister.
I'm not that great of a dancer, but who cares? It's therapy and it's fun.
I'm not the big slut!
I'm not the one that just got out of that hospital.
I'm not yelling, I'm just frustrated! I should have my wedding video!
I'm Officer Keogh. I heard about the restraining order.
I'm on medication and I'm in therapy.
I'm playing downfield. I feel great.
I'm really glad you're back.
I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up.
I'm sorry you find them negative.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Look, I am not the explosion guy, OK?
I'm Tiffany, by the way.
I'm Tommy's crazy whore widow, minus the whore thing for the most part.
I'm... She's... I'll just borrow Jake's phone.
I've been assigned to your case, you'll see a lot of me.
I've been doing it all on my own with no help.
If I was to say you only have to score 5, I'd be really very generous, right?
If it's me reading the signs, I need to see something
If one of your two supervising physicians loses their license,
If you could get a letter to Nikki from me.
If you need anything, my card.
If you think she still hates you, you're wrong
In spite of these developments,
In the middle of the wall?
In this particular case, I think that that wing is being fixed, my friend.
Is that song really playing?
Is that...? You're ask...?
Is there a speaker here? Is the speaker here?
Is this Dancing with the Stars?
It flattens you out. I mean, you are done.
It has good bounce for dancers.
It just felt like we were so different and I was depressed.
It might've made you feel worse about your behaviour,
It shows all kinds of skills on so many levels,
It was a test. How did I do? I think I did pretty well.
It was very emotional for me to get your letter, as you can imagine,
It will be easier for you to become friends with her.
It would be so amazing
It's 4.00 in the morning, Pat.
It's a bunch of boys on an island and they have a conch, a shell,
It's a drawer where they pull out dead bodies, shoot them with formaldehyde.
It's a garage, I just renovated it. Thinking about putting a ballet barre...
It's a medication problem, but he's fine.
It's a poison like nothing else.
It's a small thing. Sit down. Come on.
It's a song. Don't make it a monster.
It's a thing. It's a thing.
It's a... It's...
It's all fucking ruined now. It's all ruined.
It's for her.
It's in the back of my head. We don't almost have it, all right?
It's just not right. Lumping you and I together, it's...
It's like a family business, it's our family endeavour.
It's like my therapy.
It's making me disciplined and focused, and it's...
It's not ready yet, we don't have the move.
It's official. They didn't convert me to Mental Hygiene Law admission status
It's romantic, like I said it would be.
It's the Seahawks. Put on the jersey and stay, please.
It's the way I want it, but he cut it back.
Jesus Christ, who's that?
Jesus Christ.
Jump up. Hold hands. Circle around and around and around.
Just because I have the jersey on. I'm not gonna do it.
Just don't make her an emergency, that crazy girl.
Just like you two.
Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?
Just take the medication.
Just to strengthen the good luck thing that you're in.
Leave it alone. Leave it alone. We're watching the game.
Leave the fucking Indians alone.
Let me give you a hand. Sorry.
Let me show you what I mean. You gotta come with a little bit more soul.
Let me walk you down to your car. You're a better guy than this.
Let's have a good ending to the story?
Life reaches out a moment like this, it's a sin if you don't reach back.
Like, I'm trying to do this, you know, and then I'm, like, suffocating.
Listen to me.
Listen, I have a letter I want you to give Nikki, OK?
Listen, Patrick, she's gone. She's not around anymore. Nikki left.
Listen, personally,
Made me sit on her lap and do things? Yeah.
Make sure it gets mended. You're getting in the way of that.
Makes me bloated. I don't like the way it makes me look.
Maybe I didn't
Maybe she needs a friend and she thought if she offers you sex,
Maybe the Eagles beat the New York Giants.
Maybe we understand something because we're more...
Maybe you think Nikki's not around and Tiffany's an attractive girl.
McNabb got not in the first half, nine consecutive...
Me too.
Meantime, if you listen to that song, I don't want you to fall apart.
Mm. Can I see what you guys are doing?
Mom got this Gap outfit she wants me to wear,
Mom, I can't apologise. I'm not gonna apologise for this.
Mom, it's a good thing. I'm remaking myself.
Mom, wake up.
Mr. Solatano, I got a lot of calls. People are scared. I gotta come in.
My Birds, Benjamin Franklin's team,
My dad lost his pension.
My dad opened up, and it was beautiful and I wanna be of service to him.
My father had no trouble slapping the shit out of me,
My father is the explosion guy. I'm not that guy.
My friend Ronnie is having this party on Sunday,
My neighbourhood. You ran by my house.
My wedding song. When I hear it, I go kind of crazy.
Never would've thought this, but it's a good thing.
Nikki is being manipulated and controlled.
Nikki replied to your letter.
Nikki will think you're a kind, generous, large hearted person
Nikki's gonna be there, you know?
No disrespect, it's not personal, but this is the time to strike.
No walk, no letter.
No, I don't know.
No, I don't. I don't.
No, I think it's a good thing.
No, I'm not giving you a hard time.
No, I'm not gonna. It makes me foggy...
No, just sit down. Come on. I want you to watch the game with me.
No, no. That'd be amazing if we got 5.
No, she said you were cool, but, you know...
No, that's confusing. He's dead.
No, this was just a joke. This is a joke I started.
No, you can drive them both home. Now.
No.
No.
No.
No. That's stupid.
Not a reflection of where I'm at. You can't tell her.
Not at all like me and Nikki. We're in love and married. It's different.
Not bad, Dr. Jones.
Not gonna hide this. You need to deal with it.
Not my brother! Hey, hey, hey!
Not that I give a fuck about football or your superstitions,
Not yet.
Not your therapist. I'm happy to see you.
Nothing's my problem. I'm tired, I wanna go.
Nothing's wrong.
Now he won't do the dance. It was very constructive for him. You ruined it.
Now, sit up.
Oh, baby, can we show them the house?
Oh, fuck off, Randy. You love it.
Oh, fuck off, Randy. You love it.
Oh, I messed up the Eagles' juju?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Nikki hated when I talked like this. Made me feel like such a perv.
Oh, she's a mess. Gotta be careful. She does a lot of therapy.
Oh, shit. The Asian invasion.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh, man. I got an idea.
Oh, you wore a jersey to dinner.
OK, all right. I'm better. I'm better now. OK, I'm better.
OK, jailhouse lawyer, come back, sit down the way you were before.
OK, scores from 1 to 10, right?
OK, this is the waltz. I'm gonna teach you the waltz step.
OK.
OK.
On the official seal of the state of New York?
Only one way to get him to show.
Open up.
Or the craziness inside myself and everybody else, but guess what.
Otherwise, I find myself thinking that
Our marriage... We're very, very much in love, OK?
Outside the office.
Pat Solatano? Yeah? Mrs. Solatano, Mr. Solatano,
Pat told me how God made you rich in character.
Pat, my sister in law Tiffany.
Pat, the silver lining thing is yours.
Pat, there's a possibility,
Pat, this whole thing was a mistake.
Pat, what's this I hear about you just getting out?
Pat, you have to have a strategy, I told you earlier.
Pat, you owe us an apology.
Pat, you're gonna wake everybody up!
Pat.
Pat.
Pat's a beginner, I'm OK. We're happy just to be going.
Patrizio, don't hit him!
Patrizio, stop it. Randy, don't you take the bet!
Patty, all we have to do is we have to make a 5.
Patty.
People fight. Couples fight.
Philadelphia beats Dallas! They are on their way
Phillies dominated Tampa Bay, fourth game of the World Series, 10 to 2.
Please. It's important, please.
Plus Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance.
Plus, whatever their score is at the dance thing. What's that?
Pop. Pop your butt. Pop it.
Quiet, you already did enough. What do you say?
Randy, he's complaining. He lost a lot of money. He's moaning and groaning.
Randy, you're a fucking sickness, Randy. I'm out.
Reading about the Eagles, talking about them,
Recognise these feelings. Otherwise you will be sent back to Baltimore.
Restraining order's nothing to fool with, bro.
Run somewhere else. There's tons of roads to run in.
Said it several times. It's his chance. You gotta give him a chance.
Same day as the Benjamin Franklin Pairs Open Freestyle Dance Competition.
Seven minutes in, no score. Help turn the juju around.
She dies, Dad.
She has a court order against you, 500 feet... Listen to me!
She just texted me.
She said to show her something, Pat. This dance can be that something.
She said you were cool, basically.
She wanted me to lose weight, stop my mood swings, which I've done.
She wanted the best. She wanted me to be passionate and compassionate.
She was intrigued, excited, and a little scared.
She was scared? About what? Did she tell you?
She'll be competing at the Ben Franklin Hotel.
She'll see how well he's doing, maybe she'll lift the restraining order.
She's making a lot of sense, Pop. That's all right on all counts.
She's sensitive, smart, artistic.
She's the most beautiful woman I've ever been with.
Sit down. Come on.
Sixth sense forgot to tell him cops were coming.
Slow down, Raisin Bran.
So am I.
So get a strategy, OK? You need one.
So how's your thing going? Dancing thing.
So I accused him of harassment.
So I don't remember how this works.
So I then realised that, Oh, wow, I've been dealing with this my whole life.
So I'm gonna bet heavy on this game.
So she's a loyal, married to a dead guy slut.
So take your medication.
So that he can live his life without ruining it.
So there's no chance of them walking in on us.
So they put me on medication, which I feel ashamed of.
So we could talk, we could get into things.
So when you get these feelings, you get to a quieter place
So you don't talk to me? Didn't tell me you took him?
So, listen, I'm sorry that I didn't come see you down at the hospital.
So, look, will you just come downstairs and talk to me and Randy now, huh?
So, what do you do?
So, yeah, I snapped. I almost beat him to death.
Somebody took an envelope.
Sometimes it's not, they got a broken wing, they're an easy target.
Sometimes it's OK with girls, they wanna have fun.
Sorry. Hey. Hey, what are you doing?
Sorry. I wanted to see if it was still a trigger for you.
Sort of like you?
Spend enough time with you growing up.
Stay. Stay for the game. Spend some family time.
Stop breaking my balls.
Stop it. Back off, all right?
Stop judging. You're the one who has a messed up marriage.
Stop talking about me in third person. You love it when I have problems.
Stop talking about stuff that's good for you.
Stop that. Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop.
Stop this. Don't do this.
Stupid fucking book.
Sunday is my favourite day again.
Survives it and escapes to Switzerland with Catherine.
Take me to the hospital, but take Pat home, he's fine. Trust me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for the letter. I'll see you tomorrow, OK?
Thanks.
That a bad thing?
That connection with DeSean Jackson, it doesn't matter anymore.
That girl loves you. I don't know if Nikki ever did,
That song is killing me.
That was a messed up thing you did, Dr. Patel. I'm sorry, but that's...
That's a feeling.
That's a good thing. I'm my best self today and she's her best self today.
That's a positive, positive vibe.
That's an insane spread to your advantage. Cowboys are cowards.
That's great for all of them, but all of them
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it. Do it more. There you go.
That's it. Move a bit more.
That's my man. Let's go.
That's no big deal. So it's a little lie.
That's no bullshit. That takes work and that's the truth.
That's no bullshit. That takes work and that's the truth.
That's not the way to meet people, OK?
That's not true. Don't say that.
That's not true. Don't say that.
That's OCD. That's crazy.
That's playing. I don't think anything of it. I should have.
That's right.
That's the agreement we made. It was a plea bargain with the courts.
That's too bad, guys. That's a lot of 4's.
That's what all this Eagles stuff is about.
That's when I was an x ray technician and I had my ADD and my anxiety.
That's when my hair was long. My hair only grew when I was older.
That's why you came home. Embrace it. Embrace it.
The big Nikki love. Tell me about it. I wanna understand it.
The Birds lose, I lose a fucking fortune. A fortune to Randy.
The court said it's fine, OK? Let it go.
The Eagles beat the Falcons, 27 to 14.
The first night that Pat and I met,
The fucking dicks at work, and it's like, you know...
The lawyer instructed, he said we should plead that,
The letter to Nikki.
The money he needs for the restaurant,
The money he's making, they're gonna come after him.
The only way to convey how much you've missed me is by your walk.
The Phillies beat the Dodgers 7 to 5 in the NLCS.
The restaurant's happening because of Randy so everything's good.
The second time we got together,
The song that was playing when my wife
The song that you so charmingly played out here for us.
The third time we got together, we had Raisin Bran in the diner.
The whole family is together. Mom makes braciole. Dad puts the jersey on.
Then there's a little chubby boy, Piggy,
There have been no games since Pat and I have been rehearsing every day.
There's a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that,
There's a restraining order on this guy. That's not a good thing to do.
There's a thing. OK, what kind of thing?
There's no song.
There's nothing more to it, Dad.
There's people... This is a high end dance contest.
These are the two days that you have promised me
They can help kids prepare themselves for the hardness of life.
They escape into the mountains. They'll be happy,
They get close and blow it. They got an inferiority complex.
They go by Philadelphia rules. Each dancer is scored 1 to 10,
They make me foggy and they also make me bloated.
They were great
They won't let me. They think I'm gonna call Nikki.

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