Silver Linings Playbook (2012) Soundboard Edit

A little bit.

A lot of envelopes go in and out of my office every day after games,

And it's like a real hoity toity thing

And Tiffany Maxwell.

And without any supervision,

Are you taking the proper dosage of your medication?

As soon as you left, Redskins threw a trick play, a pitchout to Randal El

Because you have a restraining order.

Because you think Veronica still hates you?

Bravo, it's a trigger.

Buddy, thank you. That's so nice of you.

But the pressure. Man, it's like..

But you assume liability in the eyes of the court.

But you can't read it until after you nail the big move.

By...

Can I at least finish my tea?

Can we stop at the library? I wanna read Nikki's English high school syllabus.

Come on, let's dance.

Dear Tiffany...

Do you wanna share this?

Don't go in my study

Don't lie. We're not liars like they are

Don't say anything, but Dad lost his job and he's bookmaking.

For an average score of 7.2.

For Pat Sr. to win, Birds gotta beat the Cowboys,

Forget the entire fucking idea.

Get drawn towards Tiffany, you'll spoil your chances of getting Nikki back?

Go back to sleep, the party's over. Show's over

Great. Good job.

Hey, sit down.

Honestly, he didn't do anything. It was all the kids.

How are you in love? Tell me about that.

How old are you?

Hurting my mother was a mistake.

I already did do something for you.

I am solid. I was solid at the game. I'm solid. I'm solid.

I can play music in any room

I come home from work after I left early, which I never do,

I didn't recognise you. I'm sorry I didn't visit you

I didn't think you were

I don't get what I want, OK?

I feel so good. Look at my eyes. Look how clear they are

I got you, you're all down.

I got your whole sheet. Yup. No, no. I'm just confirming. OK.

I had a lot of access to medication and I took advantage of it.

I haven't dated since before my marriage,

I just came by to say hi, I'm ready to work

I know you wrote the letter.

I know. I know. I know

I love you, Dad.

I love you.

I mean, humanity is just nasty and there's no silver lining.

I used to be on lithium, and Seroquel and Abilify,

I used to think you were the best thing that happened,

I'll be there. I want you to win.

I'll bring him back right away.

I'll still give your letter to Nikki. Don't worry.

I'm moved by your act of love to read books I taught.

I'm not superstitious

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm telling you, it's a sin. It'll haunt you the rest of your days like a curse.

If you become friends with Tiffany,

If you really want, you can call Veronica because she does,

Is that what you wanna do? What did these kids do to you?

It feels to me like you wanna hide my wedding video

It's a fireplace

It's about us spending time now.

It's... And it's good for me, Dad.

Listen, I need to ask you something.

Nance. It's my lucky day. Look at you working on a Sunday

Nikki.

No. I don't approve

Oh, now you like her, Dad?

Oh, West Side Story.

OK.

Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital

On the player is the CD playing the song

Our love's gonna be amazing.

Pat was a history sub at the high school, Tiffany

People like Tiffany, or Danny or me, we know something you don't know, OK?

Pick me up at 7.30.

Please welcome Pat Solatano Jr. and Tiffany Maxwell.

Put the breadcrumbs, the garlic in the steak,

Remember my brother had a Jheri curl and I couldn't

Ronnie, Veronica and I, we'll see her tonight

Ronnie. Pat

She said she's not a whore anymore,

Shuffle back, shuffle back. You gotta move your junk.

Shut up!

So if you help Tiffany, it will be good for you.

Some of that is just me, some of it was he wanted me to have kids.

Sometimes I hear it when it's not even playing.

Stop it!

Stupid!

Tea.

Tell me, would you like to be a guy

That's the whole point.

The Eagles beat the 49ers handily, 40 to 26.

The Eagles won, 44 6. They won, 44 6.

There's no song playing.

They both like to dance, which was boring,

This is America, baby.

To prove you are ready to resume our marriage.

Undiagnosed bipolar

Wait. I tried to call.

We have a sixth sense. Everybody got it. Just not in touch.

Well, that settles that

Well, we don't want them to steal that.

Well, you knew that. Maybe you should've scouted them.

When I was younger, my hair didn't grow..

Who's that?

Why did you order tea?

Why don't you shut up, OK?

With a dead husband! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Within two thirds of the maximum length of my felony sentence, so I'm out.

Work's out of control. You know, she had the baby

Yeah, it drives me crazy. And, yes, I was negative.

Yeah, just read it.

Yeah, yeah. All right, I'll see you.

Yeah! Let's go! Whoo!

Yes.

Yes.

You call him when you're lonely?

You do everything you can, work your hardest.

You hear what he just said? You have a restraining order.

You let me lie to you for a week?

You're begging to go back to Baltimore. What's the matter?

Your schedule is busy? G****s of Wrath and watching football with your dad?

(JAKE) I'm worried about the bet. Don't worry about the bet.

(MAN 3) Cuckoo bird! Dr. Patel.

(PAT SR.) Stop. Look, look... Dad, Dad.

(PAT SR.) Who is this? We need to talk now.

(PAT) I'm not doing..

(PAT) Mom? What the fuck you doing?

All right, wish me luck. (PATEL) Excelsior.

Better get back to the letter. Let's get back to the letter.

Calm down! Go home. Get off of me.

Could you please turn it off? (RECEPTIONIST) I can't.

Danny, Tiffany. Tiffany, Danny. Pat told me about you.

Did you invite him? (RONNIE) Yes!

Forget it! Fuck you! (PAT) Shut the fuck up.

Get off. Man, take it easy.

He's a good dude. He's a good dude. (ALL) Yeah!

I don't care! No, Mom! (DOLORES) Stop it! Stop it!

I gotta go, man

I have one more letter for you. Give it to her yourself!

I just got fired, actually. Oh, really? How?

I know Veronica still hates me. That's not true

I'm gonna pretend that you didn't ask

I'm married! So am I!

I'm taking him back to the hospital

Is it an emergency? Yeah, kind of.

It's all ruined! (PAT) No, Dad.

Look how beautiful. Hey. What?

OK, I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

Only way you could meet my crazy. Was doing something crazy yourself

So you want another one? Sure.

So, what are you doing? I'm gonna start a restaurant.

Sorry, I don't wanna wake up the baby. (RONNIE) Sorry, man

The court listens to the doctor... Dad, Dad, Dad, relax.

There he is. He's back. Hey

Think of something. There's this thing.

This is my brother Pat. How you doing? Pat.

Touchdown! (ALL YELL)

Veronica didn't like it. Veronica hates the jersey.

We must beat the Giants. Not supposed to see you

We're in what? (EMCEE) Next, Pat Solatano

What do you mean? I can't give the letter to Nikki.

What the fuck? What's that smell? What the hell?

What's he saying? He's saying you're being rude.

when Pat is with me, we settled that. Stay for...

Where is it? It's right here.

where she keeps his balls, her purse. That's not true

Where? Martin Van Buren,

Whoa, slow down. What?

Why call them? (PAT SR

Why? Because it...

Yeah. Uh huh. To your need.

You OK? I am out on a limb for you

You think I can't handle it? Please stop yelling

(ALABAMA SHAKES' ALWAYS ALRIGHT PLAYING)

(ALT J'S BUFFALO PLAYING)

(AMBRCDSIA PARSLEY & THE ELEGANT TOO'S GOODNIGHT MOON PLAYING)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

(BOY 2) Ooh, I got a king size.

(CHEERING)

(CROWD CHATTERING)

(CROWD) E A G L E S!

(DANNY) That's right. That's right. (RANDY) That's nice.

(DOLORES GRUNTS)

(DOLORES) You have to take your medication

(DOORBELL RINGING)

(EMCEE) The scores for Santos Aguilar...

(FRANK SINATRA'S HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS PLAYING)

(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

(JAKE) Did you ? I laid that down. (RONNIE) No.

(JAKE) Stay back, Pat. Stay back.

(LES PAUL & MARY FORD'S THE MOON OF MANAKOORA PLAYING)

(MAN 1) That's right, fool. We got this.

(MAN 2) Go get her, man.

(PAT SR.) You're so up. (PAT) Isn't that a good thing?

(PAT) Can I use your phone?

(PAT) Check in. (MAN) Please.

(PAT) Come on, don't write it up.

(PAT) Come on, it's gonna be great.

(PAT) Get off me, Dad.

(PAT) I was gonna split my time with my dad and you.

(PAT) Pretty cool, right? (RONNIE) Interesting

(PAT) Relax, we're gonna be fine

(PAT) The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, that's guaranteed.

(PAT) You're out of the hospital?

(PEOPLE CHEER AND WHISTLE)

(PIERO PICCIONI'S AMORE A FORZA PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

(RANDY) If he wasn't on a 100 dollar bill, nobody would know who he is.

(RANDY) With the glasses, long, scraggly hair?

(RARE EARTH'S HEY BIG BROTHER PLAYING)

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(STEVIE WONDER'S MY CHERIE AMOUR PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

(STEVIE WONDER'S MY CHERIE AMOUR PLAYING)

(TIFFANY) Hey! (PAT) Whoa!

(TIFFANY) This is me

(TRIBUTE BEAT'S SWAY PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

(TV ANNOUNCER) And they give it to DeSean Jackson, takes it downfield

(VERONICA) I've been planning this forever. I love our house

(VERONICA) Let's get over here. Come on.

(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)