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Crooklyn (1994)

Crooklyn (1994)

Crooklyn is a heartfelt movie released in 1994, directed and co-written by Spike Lee. Set in the 1970s, it follows the turbulent lives of the Carmichael family living in Brooklyn. The film beautifully captures the essence of growing up through the eyes of the spirited and resilient Troy, played by Zelda Harris. With a stellar cast including Alfre Woodard, Delroy Lindo, and a young Isaiah Washington, the story delves into the challenges of urban life, family dynamics, and community spirit. To immerse yourself in the sounds of Crooklyn, you can play and download the soundtrack here.

A couple of days? Ain't that a bitch.
A fuera. Out, out. Let's go. Out.
A little shouting starts. Before you know it, you got a big crowd wantin' a show.
A... bum...
About how to conduct myself in this house. I am asking you...
Afro sheen. Beautiful products for a beautiful people.
Ah.
Aha! What is this? This is your hips? So what!
Ahh, yeah. Ahh.
Ahh. All right.
Ain't no reason tryin' right now.
Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' about it! [ Screaming ]
Ain't nobody's fault. She gonna be out soon.
All because... no, child, I am not crazy.
All daddy wants to do is play his music.
All I ask you is to write down when you spend the money I am making.
All of you kids are growing up so rapidly.
All right, already.
All right, miss coomish mimmish.
All right, ******. I hate your guts.
All right, now, I want you two right to sleep.
All right, you rascals, let's say our prayers.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
All the calcium in the world ain't gonna make up for this nasty taste.
All those little tiny braids and things. What y'all call that?
All y'all mad at me? Nah.
All you little peanuts at attention! Get up, boy! Now!
And a father nice enough to burn it.
And about me and my brothers havin' three different fathers?
And get along with everybody? I don't want to stay here.
And he's a ringleader. He makes these other kids that sit on the stoop do the same...
And her beautiful, natural hair is her crowning glory.
And I'll tell you one damn thing: I certainly am not a plaything.
And it was working, until:
And lord & Taylor to get what you wanted when you wanted.
And now, about your father.
And now, out of the mist of 3,000 years,
And she won't share any with me!
And she's never asked our kids.
And the count now is one and one to Jackie Robinson.
And the Knicks won. How 'bout that?
And they'll say... Yes! To you.
And this other one. We don't do nothin' to you.
And throw rocks down on my dogs.
And when you write cheques and don't tell me about it,
And you ain't paid your rent in two months. What gives, huh?
And you can bet your last money it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey.
And you can't watch the Knicks.
And you let some girl named peanut take my groceries and my food stamps?
And you stop following me, Greg.
And your mother didn't think there was any cause for alarm.
And, of course, the soul train gang.
April, may, June, July, August, September...
Are you gonna eat some breakfast? No, thank you.
Aren't they just adorable?
Aren't they pretty. What are they? Little elephants?
As God is my witness, I want the best for you and the children.
At least mine isn't standing on my head sticking straight out looking all like topsy.
Aunt so... oh, shit, I knew she would.
Aunt song and Uncle clem asked if you'd like to come.
Aunt song and Uncle clem said viola's beside herself that you're comin' down here.
Aunt song has a big mouth sometimes.
Aunt song kinda weird, huh?
Aunt song, you sure can cook. Why, thank you, sugar.
Aw, come on, dad. We watchin' the...
Aw, daddy! Man!
Be quiet! You can't tell me...
Be quiet. ¶ not just for a night but for ¶
Be quiet. You be quiet.
Be right where you are next week, when we return,
Beads and braids. Lord, have mercy. Mmm mmm mmm.
Because no one wanted you to worry yourself silly,
Before she comes in. I don't care. I hate this place anyway.
Before you go to sleep, you have to put away your clothes,
Besides, my dog could kill your little rat dog.
Besides, this is gross. Nasty.
Besides, we outnumber you. After this show, we'll be watching the Knicks.
Between that and good, pure music.
Black eyed peas have calcium.
Boy, I'll slap the black off you. This is no hotel! You ain't slappin' me.
Boy, I'm gonna knock you out! Get off me!
Boy, take that dog outside. Put him in the car. What?
Braids.
Bump coming.
But I have got to do it in my own way.
But I'm gonna go down there tomorrow, and I'm gonna straighten it out, okay?
But I'm gonna let you make your own decision.
But it never hurt when mommy combed it.
But she gonna have to stay in there for a while.
But we gotta think about what would make mommy happy.
But we know a secret, don't we?
But when I'm sittin' at that piano,
But you have made that mistake five times this month.
But you have to wear something nice.
Bye bye, daddy. Bye bye.
Bye, aunt song.
Bye, dad. [ Door closes ]
Bye, little Joe.
Bye, queenie.
Bye, Troy!
Bye, Troy! [ Woody ] I love you, baby.
Bye, viola. Bye, Troy.
Call the police! I'm gonna sue you!
Call yourself what you want to.
Can I have a piece of lemon, daddy? Mmmm.
Can I have a quarter?
Can I have some trix? Nope.
Can Joseph come out and play?
Can you hear me? Yes.
Can you please chew with your mouth closed?
Candy from dad.
Carolyn Carmichael's gonna have a fit when she sees this, huh?
Carolyn would be so proud of you.
Caught him throwin' trash over there.
Change the channel. Don't think you can come back here givin' orders.
Cheque.
Chocolate! Oh, no, sugar.
Clean up after your friggin' dogs, man!
Clem, do something!
Clem! She ain't my real mother.
Clinton claims you stole his prize collection of buffalo nickels.
Clinton, Wendell! Time to eat!
Clinton, you go to the game? ¶ I can see clearly now ¶
Clinton! [ Joseph ] Troy!
Clinton! Have you lost your mind?
Clinton! What?
Clinton. Aw, my man Vic!
Clinton. I'm not hungry.
Clinton. What kind of example are you setting, being the oldest?
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Get your hands off me, you coconut west Indian monkey.
Come here. I want to talk to you.
Come here. Let me wipe that.
Come on and sing. It's real easy. ¶ he misses every time ¶
Come on, clem.
Come on, everybody. Let's make breakfast, hmm?
Come on, gem. Get your hands off of me.
Come on, gem. It's a compliment to your good cooking.
Come on, mommy. Why I got to eat this?
Come on, mutley. ¶ I know I've got a guilty face ¶
Come on, Troy the boy. Hit it, Troy the boy. Ha!
Come on, Troy!
Come on! Let's play!
Come on! Open the door!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. [ Sportscaster ] Five seconds.
Come on. And bring Joseph.
Come on. Give me a big hug. I missed you.
Come on. Let's just eat in peace.
Come on. Move!
Come on. Shh shh! Y'all ain't listenin'. Come on. Now listen.
Come on. Yeah, stupid.
Cool? Cool. I went out and opened a separate bank account.
Could this be true? Although you've been gone only a month,
Daddy, I'm glad you came back home.
Daddy, my peas are touching my chicken.
Daddy, these eggs are runny.
Daddy. You get up front with me.
Daddy's got some good news. I'm giving a solo concert.
Daddy's got some good news. I'm giving a solo concert.
Dag, this is gettin'... oh, he got, he got blowed up!
Damn it, Woody, you bounced another cheque.
Damn kids broke my shoe, man.
Damn, not at the table. Put the salt down, Wendell, before I pull your head off!
Dang!
Dang! Dang! Clinton, Wendell.
Dang! See what you started, Nate?
Desserts, anybody? I got ice cream...
Did y'all wash your hands when you came in from playin' outside?
Did you pay it? [ Sighs ] Yes, I paid it.
Did you take mama out yet?
Did you take them? No.
Did you wash your hands? Yes.
Dinner!
Do I have to finish my peas? That's okay, doc.
Do things right. [ Song ] Queenie,
Does this mean we can't watch TV? That's right.
Does this mean we can't watch TV? That's right.
Doesn't hurt. If you combed it a little more often,
Doin' it right!
Don't answer me what. Turn the goddamn TV off.
Don't go showin' off in front of your company.
Don't go too far. Dinner's almost ready.
Don't go, daddy.
Don't know what's wrong, but I'm tired.
Don't let me have to go get my switch. Jesus, help me. Clem!
Don't lie to me. Why is that child standin' outside
Don't tell me a fib. You know it is sinful to lie.
Don't worry. I'm gonna take care of the house.
Don't you know better than to stand under a loose Boulder?
Don't you want to look all pretty like aunt Maxine?
Drive safe, all right? Take care. Bye. Okay.
Eat the peas!
Eat those eggs! The food was prepared by your pops...
Emerges today's beautiful black queen.
Even Clinton cried.
Even though I hated your guts.
Every time I want some privacy to do my work.
Everybody has a little argument now and then.
Everybody listen to me real good.
Everybody was wonderin' when you was gonna break. ¶ anytime she goes away ¶
Everybody, stop!
Everything's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Exit for child welfare stage right.
Exit stampedin' all the way. Stage left.
Feelin' better? You want some breakfast? Mm hmm.
Find your place. Win the race.
For Christ's sake, let Troy open up her presents, please, honey. Goddamn!
For the brothers who ain't here. Yeah, drain it out, baby.
For the nourishment of our bodies for Christ's sake. Amen.
Forget candles. You don't understand what you're dealin' with.
From now on, everybody's gonna start pullin' their weight. Do you understand me?
Full of ashy, rusty butt boys. Ow!
Gee, you must have been lonesome if you missed them.
Gem, let me just finish this music.
Gem, the money will come.
Get it, girl. Get it, girl.
Get off the couch. Woody! I could use some coffee.
Get off!
Get out of here, Judy, Jody... whatever your names are.
Get out! Whom you lassoed.
Get outta here, you possoms!
Get some spoons and plates over here. Come on.
Get the car. Okay.
Get there on time for school. Don't you be late.
Get up now! Get your... stop it!
Get up! Get up now! What time is it?
Get up. What on earth happened to you?
Give me my tickets! You're hurting me!
Give me two liquorice sticks, ten bazookas, some lemonheads,
Go ahead. Tell. You are an evil, flat chested wench.
Go home! Go home!
Go home. [ Jessica ] Come on! He wasn't doing anything!
Go sniff on your own block.
Go tell Clinton and Wendell to come and eat.
Go!
Go!
Good morning, mommy. How are you today?
Good night, hon. Good night, daddy.
Good. I like aunt carolyn.
Good. Thanks for the ticket. I didn't get a chance to write.
Good. Where's daddy? He had to go to rehearsal.
Got to get some bread, ******.
Gracious lord, we thank you for this food. Amen.
Grandma, grandma, sick in bed.
Great God! Later, Vic.
Guess what? I cleaned the kitchen, and I made mommy breakfast.
H e l l n o and you are not it.
Half for him, half for you.
Happy Birthday, Troy. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. The mailman just tapped on the window, and I got your letter.
He ate my cake! Mutley ate my cake!
He ate my cake! Mutley ate my cake!
He said, I'd rather have a father than a mother any day.
He should clean up his stinkin' house, man.
He told me to tell you he wants to take you out on a date.
He's in there with your mother.
He's the youngest.
Hell, no. N o spells no and you are not it.
Here comes the pitch. And it comes in wide.
Here we go. [ Troy ] Voom.
Here, boogie. Here. Have a brand new piece, okay?
Here, kitty, kitty. ¶ I am no better ¶
Here, Troy. Go change in the bathroom, sugar.
Here. Can't get no better. Come on.
Hey there, little bit.
Hey, baby. Troy's back.
Hey, come here.
Hey, don't worry, papi. I'm gonna get you out tomorrow, okay?
Hey, hey, hey. It's not funny.
Hey, it's Vic! Look at him.
Hey, listen,
Hey, little one. Everybody up. Get your butt out of that...
Hey, miss coomish mimmish.
Hey, miss coomish mimmish. Come here.
Hey, mister number three!
Hey, mr ♪4. Mira, mira. Where's my rent?
Hey, Tommy, turn that junk off now. Oh, come on.
Hey, Troy!
Hey, Vic. How you doin', Vic? Tommy LA LA.
Hey, Wendell! You seen my tickets?
Hey, what are you all doin' in here? Get off my bed.
Hey, you! Get up!
Hey! Clinton, don't let me get up there!
Hey! Hey! You stinkin' faggot! Shut up.
Hey! Hi!
Hey! Miss coomish mimmish! Hi, daddy!
Hey! Wendell. Wendell! Don't play with me, boy.
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey.
Hey. Where'd those trees come from?
Hi, daddy. Hey.
Hi, little ladybug. Hi.
Hi, mr Carmichael. Y'all blow a fuse or somethin'?
Hi, Uncle browne. Here's the other bag, man.
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hmm?
Hmm? Oh! Oh, ladybug. Hi!
Hold your horses.
Home run! It's outta there! Outta the park!
Home run. One ten, even.
Hooray! I'm glad to hear you're havin' such a wonderful time down there.
Hot peas and butter! Come and get your supper!
How are you today? Fine.
How are you? I'm good.
How come I have to go? Do you want to have dinner tonight, Troy?
How come she didn't tell me? How come nobody told me?
How dare you accuse my son? He does no such thing. Yes, it's him...
How dare you go to your father to defy me, boy!
How dare you talk about my family like that? You should be shot.
How do you know it was us? You did it to your own stink house.
How do, miss coomish mimmish? How was your flight?
How many times have you been left back? You stupid ass dummy!
How many times you gonna sing that same old song?
How would it look if you left now?
How would you like to go down and spend a few weeks...
How you feelin', kid? All right, blood. All right. And you?
How's my big girl? Good.
Huh?
Huh? Do I go into your house and take things?
Huh? I'm talking to you.
Huh? You think you can come into my store and steal?
I ain't followin' you, Troy old boy.
I ain't no puta.
I ain't no puta. I keep my pyjamas clean.
I ain't no puta. I keep my pyjamas clean. [ Giggling ]
I ain't studying about Celeste. Woman's mean and evil.
I am going to make you a great big birthday cake.
I am gonna speak to your father about this.
I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon!
I broke my arm because I just got hurt.
I called no eggies first. Thumbs down. When?
I can cook and clean. I don't even care if nobody else helps me.
I can't believe you just turned ten!
I can't do chocolate. The last time I did, viola broke out in hives.
I can't do that any more, Troy.
I can't even enjoy my meal without that funky mcnasty faggot ruining my appetite.
I can't live like this no more.
I caught him throwin' this trash on my property.
I could've done that.
I didn't throw nothin'. You imaginin' things. Oh, okay, smarty pants.
I don't care either, and it ain't my dog; It's mama's dog.
I don't care. Gimme my tickets and I'll let you go.
I don't give a damn how many records rock 'n' roll sells. People know the difference...
I don't have any money.
I don't have to steal nothin' from you. I just forgot my money.
I don't know what it proves.
I don't know what you're doin'.
I don't know where she's run off to.
I don't know who topsy is, but it looks stupid, and I can't stand it.
I don't know. I'm teachin' summer school.
I don't live here now? I think I done paid enough, mr c.
I don't need you to fight my battles. Fool.
I don't wanna go. Troy, come on, come on.
I don't want to live any more without my baby.
I don't want to talk about your mistakes. You keep track of those. I don't have time.
I got enough shrapnel in my back, I'm afraid to get wet.
I got some fried chicken and potato salad in the kitchen right out there.
I got some news about your mother.
I got to work on my music now.
I got your food stamps!
I gotta go home. Thanks for the ice cream.
I hate doing... when you finish mashing peas into the floor, mop.
I hate funerals too.
I hate funerals. I'm not going.
I hate you! Idiot!
I hate your guts.
I have an order to shut off your electricity.
I hope we don't have to dress up for mommy's funeral.
I just want some white meat, daddy. And a little more potatoes.
I just want you to change the pattern. I don't need no lecture...
I keeps my pyjamas clean.
I knew he would make it in. That's number one right there.
I know aunt Maxine wants me to go and live with her.
I know exactly what happened. You're the one who's always throwin' garbage.
I know this is hard for you. It's hard for everybody.
I know, man. Shoot! I can't find 'em.
I like eatin' by candlelight. Kind of romantic.
I love you too, daddy.
I made money before. I'll make money again.
I made you some breakfast.
I mean, on the one hand, you come down here...
I miss you so very much.
I miss you.
I need to ask you somethin'.
I need y'all to get out, put up some posters for daddy.
I need you to support me in this, carolyn.
I need your help.
I never did nothin' to you. Get off of me!
I oughta whip your butt my damn self.
I own this mammy jammy house. I pay con ed for the electricity.
I pay, okay? [ Speaks Spanish ] I pay!
I plan to. I also started working on my folk opera.
I pray the lord my soul to keep.
I pray the lord my soul to take. Amen.
I promise.
I said I was sorry. You better be.
I said is the TV on!
I see you and your little friends throwing that garbage
I see. Thanks.
I smell your animals all in my house. You understand me?
I spent them funny lookin' nickels of yours also.
I still say y'all are rich. No, we aren't.
I think I done paid far too damn much.
I throwed you the only red one.
I told you bring your brother in the house now.
I told you so! Lucky shot.
I told you. I run a respectable roomin' house over here.
I trust you, but you have got to realize...
I want to talk to you. When you gonna pay the rent?
I want you to get yourself together. I'm gonna wait for you downstairs, okay?
I want you to go to the supermarket and get some things for dinner.
I will slap... I'll knock them teeth into tomorrow.
I will throw this idiot box out the window.
I wish I was stayin'.
I wrote the stupid thing. I think you can do two things at once: Make music and write.
I'd rather have a father than a mother any day. Yeah, any day.
I'll be downstairs.
I'll be goddamned if I should have to do anything when I come home from work...
I'll be over at Uncle browne's.
I'll get it.
I'll have your place shut down, man. Come on. Give it here.
I'll see you when you come back.
I'm all right. Like that 'do.
I'm back teachin' school again, and I am waitin'.
I'm Connie. I keeps my panty clean.
I'm crazy 'cause I got five of y'all that have run me stark raving mad!
I'm don Cornelius and, as always in parting, we wish you love,
I'm done. You didn't eat nothin'.
I'm fine. Thank you, ladybug.
I'm flyin', and Snuffy and right hand man are chasin' me.
I'm glad I missed it. Troy, when was your birthday?
I'm glad Troy got her butt kicked. Should have kicked her myself.
I'm gonna go faster.
I'm gonna talk to aunt song. Woody.
I'm gonna tell your mother. Tell her.
I'm interested in putting food on the table and keepin' a roof over our kids' heads.
I'm just turning it down.
I'm not a slave! Nobody said you was.
I'm not hungry. All right, everybody, let's bow our heads.
I'm not playin'. Come here.
I'm proud of you, Troy.
I'm sorry about queenie. [ Sobbing ]
I'm sorry, Greg. You sorry why?
I'm sorry, Joseph, but I'm not mommy. Ow.
I'm the one used to pay for you and the children to go to bloomingdale's...
I'm the one you ought to feel sorry for. I have to go up there with all those boys.
I'm waitin'.
I'm watchin' this game.
I've got all night, Nate.
If I ever hear you callin' my kids names...
If I should die before I wake,
If it'll help pay con ed, yes.
If she goes, I go.
If that ain't support, I don't know what the hell... what is.
If that's what you want, that's what you get.
If the girl says she didn't get no hives, she didn't get no hives.
If the TV's not off, I'm whippin' everybody.
If you don't put it down, I'm gonna call your mother.
If you ever chastise your boys.
If you took my tickets, I'm gonna break your neck. Break it then.
In a few weeks. Will the lights be back on?
In a minute!
In this house.
Into my areaway and my backyard.
Is mama's baby gonna be nice to Troy?
Is some respect for my work...
Is that right? Ow!
Is the TV on?
It ain't about Walt Frazier!
It feels like an eternity.
It has become legendary.
It is not nasty. Everybody else likes it. They all crazy.
It means that your mother's gonna be in the hospital for a while.
It might have made up for your broke arm. Come on, mom.
It started with Clinton.
It wasn't my fault. I know it wasn't your fault, baby.
It won't be for long. How I'm supposed to cook without no lights?
It wouldn't be lookin' all like a sheep's behind.
It's 4:00. Get up. Get your butt in there.
It's a line drive to left field.
It's a training bra.
It's an inconvenience to everybody.
It's for later.
It's from my mommy. [ Song ] Oh, yeah!
It's gettin' late, y'all. Everybody have enough ice cream and cake?
It's gonna be fine. Come on. Don't be like that, baby.
It's good!
It's just a little sand cake.
It's not fair. I know it ain't fair, but it's gonna be all right.
It's not fair. I want to be her friend, but she doesn't like me.
It's not fair... you get in there and do what I told you to do!
It's not working. What do you mean?
It's okay if you don't like aunt song.
It's the chi lites. Yeah, I know. Chi nothin'.
Jade. [ Carolyn's voice ] Dear ladybug:
Jesus, master, where is my child? Queenie!
Joseph is not changing his vote.
Joseph, how can you live with this? Please change your vote.
Joseph, take your elbows off the table.
Just doin' my job. The bill is paid, gem. Okay, do what you gotta do.
Just don't leave me here. I hardly know these people.
Just keep doin' what you're doin', gem.
Just shut the hell up. That's a lie!
Just so you can be a pure musician playin' pure music?
Keep them inside where they belong. You killed my mother!
Kids in the delta would love to have that to eat,
Ladybug, we all miss you dreadfully.
Ladybug, you turned out pretty good considering you were raised in a house...
Let alone play in our backyard,
Let's get the rhythm of her head. Ding dong.
Let's get the rhythm of the feet.
Let's go. I'm not goin'.
Like that? Hmm?
Listen you little pickaninny. Get out of my store...
Listen, my mother hates polyester.
Look at that move. Somebody could get hurt.
Look at that! You hit air!
Look it...
Look, mama. Aunt carolyn sent me some also.
Look. Here are your new clothes.
Looka here. Don't she look good?
Looks like a church. Turn the lights on.
Lord, have mercy, child. You sure got one thick head of hair.
Lord, have mercy, honey. You can't wear these.
Lord, Troy, you don't know how happy we are to have you here with us.
Love, mommy.
Lucky rebound. He can't even dribble.
M my disability requires that I have my light.
M o o o o m!
Make lesson plans, try to keep our rowdy kids from killin' each other...
Man, what's your problem? You and that stinking house! [ Tony ] Prostitute!
Mashed potatoes! Fresh squeezed lemonade! String beans!
May I please be excused? No, you may not.
Maybe you could come stay with me sometime.
Minnie and Troy, get in the middle. Y'all can't jump big.
Mira, mommy. Ten cents.
Miss coomish mimmish, please don't make this any more difficult than it has to be.
Mm hmm. They're jade. Oh.
Mmm.
Mom, I'm full too. See? Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
Mom... no.
Mommy sure had a lot of friends. I guess she did.
Mommy was in a lot of pain, wasn't she?
Mommy wouldn't scream and yell at you.
Mommy, Clinton called me red!
Mommy, Clinton called me red!
Mommy, don't leave me. Come on, Troy. Let's go inside, baby.
Mommy, I don't like it when you fight!
Mommy, I hate food stamps. Besides, we ain't even on welfare.
Mommy, I'm hungry. That's too bad.
Mommy, you work too hard. I can start helpin' you.
Mommy! Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
Mommy! Troy's eating a whole box of trix by herself.
Mommy's gone. Baby, you sick?
Mommy's not here, you silly, stupid rabbit.
Monday through Friday, cookin' breakfast, go to school,
More lemonade, please. There is no reason why your father and I...
Mother! Mother, stop it!
Move on! You all right? I got your food stamps!
Move out! You shut up! Mind your own business!
Mutley, everybody! I'm sick of this shit! I don't wanna get up, mommy.
My best friend, babe.
My brains? You ain't beatin' my brains outta my head.
My folk opera is about me growin' up in Alabama.
My mother'll hear you.
Nate. Come on, mutley.
Nate's upstairs with mommy, and Clinton's in his room.
Naturally beautiful. Radiant. She is black essence.
Never mind about that now. I do not believe what I just heard.
Next time, I'm gonna punch you in your face. Heifer!
Night night.
No fighting in front of the store! Get out of here, you little pickaninny.
No mas. Basta. Hey, son a bitcha!
No money, huh?
No one's gonna step on this stoop, I'll tell ya. All right, bye bye.
No, come on. Come on now. No. We talked about this.
No, I'm watching the partridge family.
No, Snuffy and right hand man are not here.
No, thanks.
No! No! No!
No. No.
Nobody's goin' anywhere. ¶ anytime she goes away ¶
Not tonight!
Not yet, but I will.
Nothin', mama. You better stop jumpin'...
Now don't tell me you got the nerve to be tender headed with these naps.
Now hold up now, Vic.
Now look, folks. Troy wants to go home, Troy's goin' home.
Now with black side. ¶ power to the races ¶
Now you know it wasn't always like this.
Now, at least y'all still got gas and hot water.
Now, Troy, no need to get upset.
Now!
Now!
Now...
Oh, carolyn, I just love yours and Troy's hair. Will you look at that?
Oh, come on, Connie. No, no, no, tito. You crazy.
Oh, everybody, let's eat. Clinton, stop touching the black eyed peas.
Oh, God, take me right now.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, hey. How y'all doin'?
Oh, isn't that cute. Clem, you hear what Clinton said?
Oh, look what they got with that chicken! Oooh! What's she doin'?
Oh, man! Hey!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. 3 que Paso aqui?
Oh, no, buddy. You get nothin' 'til you finish your peas.
Oh, no, sugar. We don't let the dogs in here.
Oh, shoot, I don't mind. We are all family. Who's hungry?
Oh, snap, what happened to your shoe?
Oh, this came in the mornin' mail. It's for you.
Oh, Troy, I like this song. ¶ four, five, six ¶
Oh, well, viola, you don't have pierced ears.
Oh, whoa. You have long legs.
Oh, yeah, baby. All the lights will be back on.
Oh, yes, there is. Your mother would want...
Oh, you boilin' hot!
Oh, you'll see. Look. Look.
Oh! Wendell!
Oh... looka here.
Okay, boogie, I'm gonna see you soon. I'm gonna wait for you.
Okay, I don't want to embarrass you.
Okay, then hold on. I am!
Okay, Troy? Yes, daddy.
Okay! All right, little mister. I saw you.
Okay? Sure.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. You're comin' home now?
On your mark, get set, go! ¶ so they can help pollute the air ¶
One turn. Turn around and watch them butts. Come on. Wide open.
Only one way to find out.
Onto our stoop.
Or accusin' them of anything, you're gonna have to deal with me.
Our fence mender, cowboy hero...
Outta here.
Over there! Snuffy and right hand man!
Ow! Get off of me! Shut up! Give me my tickets.
Ow! You're hurting me! Be quiet.
P.S. We got the lights turned back on,
Pass it to Frazier before it passes to anybody.
Pass it to Frazier!
Pass the butter. Looks good.
Payin' you good money for rent, and I ain't got no damn lights?
Peace and soul!
Peanut's a girl. How big is she?
People are gonna come to this concert. People still want to hear good music.
Pick up the fork and eat the peas.
Please, go on. I'm very sorry.
Please, ladybug.
Please. I said no, you idiot!
Plus it's gonna bring in a nice piece of change.
Pop eyed heifer. All right, you greedy pigs!
Pot, pan, our drawers, mutley for a month.
Put those things on the counter. What do you mean you didn't take it?
Queenie, where are you?
Queenie!
Queenie!
Queenie! [ Television ] Before Jesus grew up to be our saviour,
Queenie! Queenie, where are you?
Queenie? Where are you, baby?
Quiet. It's the good part. Let's watch the Knicks.
Red light, green light, one, two, three.
Red, red, he pees in the bed.
Right, Troy.
Right. Sure you're right.
Saying, his mama's dead, his mama's dead.
Selfish nothin'! I can't even take a piss...
Sh sh shit.
She called the doctor and the doctor said.
She can scream all she want. I'm watchin' this game.
She just got to stay in there, and they gonna run some tests.
She looks like... she looks like a gorilla.
She teases me about school. She calls my mother names.
She thinks she's so cute.
She won't let me watch the game.
She would never let me wear anything like that.
She's just a little shy.
Shh shh shh shh! What they got to do is run some tests on your mother.
Shh! And do not wake your father! You're waking everybody up.
Shoot. I hate black eyed peas.
Should have to run around here cleaning up after you shiftless n****es.
Shut up, Greg, with you and your welfare self!
Shut up, heifer! Don't be a tattletale.
Shut up, you ugly baboon. Why you be teasin' people?
Shut up.
Si no hay luz, no hay renta: No lights, no rent.
Sing this song nice and loud so he can hear you up in heaven.
Sing this song nice and loud so he can hear you up in heaven.
Snuff, man. ¶ I am everyday people ¶
Snuffy, that's what you get.
So glad you're here, Troy. We gonna have lots of fun.
So much! I missed you too. Even my brothers.
So she wouldn't have to suffer.
So you were ready to come on home, Troy. You had enough of the South.
So, we gettin' ready to go for a drive after breakfast?
So? Later for you. You think you so cute.
Some fireballs and some Boston baked beans.
Song. Fix us some breakfast. [ Troy ] All right.
Sorry I called your mother a ho.
Sorry you got squashed to death in the sofa,
Sorry.
Stop sayin' ain't. You better be glad we got some food stamps. Go on.
Stop that! Please!
Stop throwing bottles there! We always get blamed for it.
Stop!
Stupid. Hey, hey!
Stupid. I'm a low down, mangy pole cat coyote of a wild steer...
Sugar, you ain't got a thing to hide with your skinny self.
Surprise, boys.
Sweet. Come on, red.
Take a bite. It's so moist.
Take your dog smelling ass into your doghouse, man. She believed!
Take your father! Take your father! Let's see how your hungry asses eat!
Teach school, come home, cook dinner, grade papers,
Tellin' me about yet another mistake Woody done made.
Ten cents. Ten cents!
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety...
Thank you, mrs Carmichael. That's okay, baby.
Thank you! Goodbye!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. [ Coughs ]
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks to Uncle browne, who is also buying your plane ticket home.
That means that my baby is in heaven.
That supposed to get some kind of reaction from me?
That was rude, little girl.
That would be good. That would be great.
That's a bet. I'm tellin' mommy. ...To be a Western TV star.
That's a nice way of puttin' it, baby.
That's all right. I hate liver anyway.
That's all there is to it. Troy?
That's all. Maybe if you played other people's music...
That's disgusting. You better clean that mess up too.
That's good.
That's great. I think she's feeling better now.
That's just fine.
That's what I've always done. The problem is...
The board of health oughta shut you down.