Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) Edit

A full house, four of a kind,

A little confidence ain't going to get it, kid.

A million. Now, be a realist.

About me and my girlfriend, Betsy Nolan.

About money, I, I neverjoke.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Aces over eights.

Actually, I'm not.

Ah.

All right, fellers. It's just about show time!

All right? I don't know, but I suppose I can guess.

All right. Oh...

Almost shouting.

Aloha, brother!

Although my job can get depressing,

Am I right? They stiff everybody.

And he actually said, If she spends the weekend with me,

And he was about to enter my life.

And her coconut oil.

And I do hear some great stories.

And I love you so, so much.

And I pull the red one first?

And if he shows up over here, it's over, and...

And no amateur's gonna beat me.

And our newest Flying Elvis from New York City...

And pray that they make it safely to Earth.

And she's the love of my life.

And she's the love of my life.

And the hotel asked me to help make the guests feel at home.

And then he said, Great. It's in the 80s. Low humidity.

And then you can just take a 12:35 flight into Vegas.

And then you jumped out of a plane for me!

And these chutes are foolproof, right?

And when she did, things weren't the same.

And word spread quickly throughout the islands.

And you'll never get married.

And, Jack, I'll be a perfect gentleman.

And... Ally, she's at Bennington.

Another $12,000 winner...

Anybody who would put you up for $3,000...

Anybody, Vegas!

Apparently there's bad weather in El Paso.

Are approaching Bally's.

Are wearing specially designed electric jumpsuits

Are you always going to keep me waiting?

Are you crazy? Of course not. That's not even a consideration.

Are you goddamn eating again?

Are you guys going to Vegas by any chance?

Are you sure this is not a reaction to what I told you?

Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

As Hawaii's Mount Kilauea erupted.

As in Jack, tell your mother I'm going to get the paper.

At 8:07.

At least it's not dangerous,

Attention, ****stani, Indian and Malaysian Elvises:

Auckland, New Zealand.

Bad news. He's on the morning flight in.

Bad week here, Jack. I got killed on the Indiana game.

Bada bing, bada bang.

Beautiful, huh? So romantic.

Because I love you so very much.

Believe me. I have no ax to grind here.

Betsy, he's a gambler, he's not a gangster.

Betsy!

Betsy!

Betsy!

Betsy!

Betsy! Betsy! Betsy! Betsy!

Betsy? How do you know Betsy?

Both.

Buddy? I would like Penthouse A,

Bump 20.

But he couldn't get an LA flight.

But I know it's the champ.

But I need a commitment. Life's too short.

But if you'd leave your name and number, I'll get right back to you.

But it doesn't mean that we'd wind up like this, Jack, it doesn't.

But it's not anymore.

But the reality is that you're in a tremendous amount of trouble.

But they cause a lot of heartache.

But we all make mistakes. Life goes on.

But you can do it, son. You can do it!

But you stay the hell away from her or give me 65 thousand.

But, hey, for openers, let's say I follow this Ramirez around...

But, Jack, listen to me.

Buy a Cadillac, because consumers say that the repair ratio...

Can I borrow 21 grand, please?

Can't catch a break here.

Chris, he's married now.

Chris, you'll meet him this weekend.

Chris'll be there, his wife, baby. Be a real family time.

Come here.

Come on. Don't. You're making a big mistake.

Come on. No, no, no, we waited this long, we should do it right.

Come on. You spend ten minutes with the guy, OK?

Coming up behind, grabbing her. Her, laughing and laughing...

Congratulations to the two of you.

Congratulations to the winner.

Could we talk?

Decent, good guys. They're real good guys.

Devil in Disguise)

Did I upset you? Because if I did, I...

Did you get a job here?

Did you hear me before about Tommy Korman?

Didn't have to be Vegas. Could be anywhere.

Do you find Chief Orman attractive?

Do you have any idea where a guy named Tommy Korman lives?

Do you know if it will come to Kauai?

Do you know what a straight flush is? It's, like, unbeatable.

Do you know what the odds are? They're, like, three billion to one against.

Don't grab me like that.

Don't look down.

Don't say anything.

Don't screw around with him. Has he got an alternative?

Don't tell me you still want the cab fare.

Don't torture yourself like this.

Don't worry.

Don't yell at me! I hate this place!

Each suit is valued at over $10,000.

Eddie, please.

Elvis!

Elvises, head 'em up and move 'em out!

Elvises, light your fires!

Elvises, rise!

Erupted last night with spectacular force.

Especially gambling debts.

Exceptin' Coupe DeVilles and hookers!

Excuse me, Elvises running around, no?

Excuse me, gentlemen. Would you like chaises?

Excuse me.

Excuse me...

Excuse... Jack, would you like me to turn up the air conditioning?

Fighting off her poetry professor.

For our heroic young man, Jack Singer!

For such a short flight, it seems like you're being overcautious.

Forty regular.

From the minute I saw you in that lobby, I knew...

From whom? My parents don't have it.

Get off me!

Get off!

Get out of my sight.

Gimme.

Go on.

Go take a hike.

God forgive me for saying that.

God, Jack! What did he say?

God, this is breathtaking.

God. I've been to the Caribbean...

Gonna get married.

Good. Then take it. And don't ask no questions.

Government officials stress no one was in immediate danger from the eruption.

Happy families.

Have entered Las Vegas airspace and will jump in one minute!

Having children with you would be heaven.

Hawaii, jail... I saw you on the beach. I was screaming your name.

He checked out Sunday?

He did this for $3,000?

He knocked down Holmes twice.

He left Kauai.

He looking for a man named Tommy Korman.

He owed me $3,000.

He probably has servants and bodyguards, and believe me, they will drug you!

He put you up like a...

He said that was the wind.

He said you only lost 3,000.

He was.

He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming?

He's a great... a great guy, I'm sure.

He's a...

He's coming out of that terminal.

He's scared. That's natural.

He's taking me to Hawaii.

Hello.

Help! Get off me!

Her head thrown back!

Here comes our first Elvis to Earth.

Here they come. From Tucson, Billy Braker!

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here. Look for yourself.

Here. Remember that, all right?

Here's a thousand.

Hey, all right. What's your cape size, son?

Hey, brother, you like ride?

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Hey, I only had one dream where she was naked.

Hey, Jack, no make insult for the chief, OK?

Hey, look, it's not a matter of being scared, OK?

Hey, Mr. Straight Flush. We got a free seat.

Hey, Niko, please. You're really embarrassing me here.

Hey, tops. This is a get acquainted meeting.

Hey, what do you think? You're buying a damn washer and dryer?

Hey!

Hi, Jack, it's me. I'm back in Vegas with Tommy.

Hi, old timer. Are you feeling lucky?

Hi, this is Jack Singer.

Hi!

Him, your girlfriend, both went back Vegas.

Him... leaning against her...

His kid said you were gonna marry him today.

Honey, and the truth was so...

Honey, look.

Honey, you don't think this is destroying me? I don't know what to do.

How 'bout a nice hit and run?

I brought it with me.

I brought it with me.

I can't believe it. Maybe he was frantic.

I can't believe it. She doesn't go to people like that.

I can't find her.

I can't just marry you.

I can't just turn around and marry someone else.

I can't make it worse than it is.

I can't promise that.

I didn't say Chief Orman.

I didn't want to live if I couldn't have you, baby.

I don't care if Ming the Friggin' Merciless is in there. Get him out.

I don't care where you take him. Just keep him away from Tommy's.

I don't have time for this horseshit!

I don't know about this.

I don't know and I can't speak to you direc...

I don't know her. I saw her over there in the lobby.

I don't know.

I don't know. It's just a hunch, but...

I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.

I don't know. Try outside.

I don't think you deserve that.

I don't want your pity. Just take me to Korman's house. Korman.

I don't, really, but I'll ask around when I get back.

I don't... I don't know Betsy.

I dreamt about my mother again last night.

I feel as if I might be coming down with something.

I feel for all these people, men and women,

I feel for the guy. I really do.

I feel like I'm counting on something that may never happen.

I fly for two goddamn days, I haven't slept, I can barely walk!

I fold.

I get a million dollars?

I got a place in Kauai.

I gotta get a suit like that.

I had a straight flush!

I had no idea.

I had ordered Chinese, and he says, Chinese again?

I have $20 left. I probably should go.

I have some bags that have to be brought down.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I haven't seen so many sideburns since West Side Story.

I just want company.

I just... I can't accept it.

I know David's been very quiet. I thought that something was wrong.

I know what I'm doin'.

I like you au naturel.

I liked it.

I mean, among people. Among countries, governments... They don't give a shit.

I mean, for one thing, you're a lot smarter than she was.

I mean, it was.

I mean, you don't have to be Freud to figure that one out.

I need to be alone for awhile.

I never realized I had such a beautiful, round behind.

I raise you 8,000.

I raise... 500.

I say we wait a few weeks. You know? A month.

I see the 2,500 and raise you three grand.

I think you deserve a lot better.

I think you got nothin'.

I think your pals at work are having a little fun with you.

I thought I heard my name being called in the wind.

I thought that it was your idea. You told me that you arranged a game.

I thought you left already.

I thought you said Orman. You know, Chief Orman.

I tried you when I was in Hawaii, but you were never there, so...

I understood that this was like a settlement of the game,

I want to be married.

I want to do this.

I want to get married.

I want to get you in that room, tear the bedspread off...

I want to marry you. I mean, like, tomorrow.

I wanted cash. He put you up.

I was flying day and night. I was going everywhere.

I was so stupid.

I won't sleep with him, no matter who he is.

I wondered if I could have a word with you.

I would throw myself in front of a train for you.

I... I don't go to the theater that often.

I... I rebuilt it about a year ago.

I'd hate to be shacked up with a small timer.

I'll bet 200.

I'll call and make reservations.

I'll call you right before the ceremony.

I'll go crack open the champagne.

I'll just grab a bite.

I'll probably make enough to pay for the whole trip.

I'll see the 500...

I'll see the eight grand. I'll raise you ten.

I'll take care of you forever.

I'm a whore, Jack. You've made me into a whore.

I'm Jack Singer, and I was hired by Mrs. Lupo's paranoid husband,

I'm losing her.

I'm nervous, but I'm OK.

I'm not assessing any blame here.

I'm out.

I'm retired from the dress business, and I basically play for fun.

I'm shakin' like a leaf.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure it's hard to talk about, but I'm a good listener!

I'm sure you're right. Don't get me wrong, OK?

I'm surprised and I'm not surprised.

I'm very happy. I want you to know that.

I've got it.

I've got to get there now.

I've never gotten anything remotely like this.

If by attractive...

If I go, I want you to make me a promise.

If I had just said city hall, the story would end here,

If I take the 7:00 p.m., I get to Milwaukee when?

If I was a medieval knight, I'd have jostled for you.

If she loves you, she'll agree to this.

If you can, give it to me.

If you haven't got it, there's no way you can pay it back.

If you know where he is...

If you make your travel arrangements two weeks in advance at...

If you marry me today. Cash.

If you put up money you haven't got and can't get...

If you want to leave tomorrow

In the lobby of the Bally Hotel, you are being rude.

Influence? He lives in a shack!

Instead of Wednesday, believe me, I understand.

Is it Kapa a a or Kapa a a a?

Is it two As? Is it A A A or A A?

Is this, like, an ultimatum?

It arrives at 10:15...

It embarrassed me.

It escaped my attention.

It just doesn't make any sense, and there's Jack, too.

It means, Always have the good words come out of your mouth.

It sounded like Jack. Can you believe that?

It was like Wuthering Heights.

It wasn't sexual.

It would be very irresponsible of you to turn this down.

It'll relax me. It's a fast game with some yokels.

It's 2:30 already.

It's a gift. Your problem is you're much too beautiful for this kind of work.

It's a place for quiet reflection. Niko...

It's all right.

It's all right. I already racked mine.

It's close.

It's eight to five you're going to need root canal.

It's extremely important that I win.

It's just a little overwhelming to be pursued like this.

It's just a... It's just a little piece of skin. You lift it off like nothing.

It's just, you know, this is...

It's like a jungle over there!

It's not the end of the world. The decline, yes, but not the end.

It's OK, honey. Let me see here.

It's on the other island. Why?

It's over. Son of a bitch jumped out of a plane.

It's right on the beach. It'll knock your socks off.

It's so awful. And besides David, they have a two year old.

It's so beautiful.

It's so good to see Chris's dad in love.

It's the shape of the rocks or something. It echoes.

It's too much money, and I prefer to work it out myself.

It's too much money, and I prefer to work it out myself.

It's two hours. Then we get married. End of story.

It's very spooky.

Jack and Betsy, you have declared your desire

Jack Singer owes Tommy Korman 65 grand.

Jack, I'm talking physically.

Jack, I've got to know what the deal is with us.

Jack, if you love her, then marry her.

Jack, Jack.

Jack, stop with your mother already.

Jack, we have to go to the next step.

Jack! You jumped out of a plane!

Jousted. That's jousted.

Jousted. Whatever the hell they did.

Just get me anywhere where I can get a connecting flight to Las Vegas.

Just out of law school. He's practicing in Boston.

Just seeing her there, staring at the ocean...

Just stall, and get the chief. Get Mahi.

Just stop me at any time.

Keep him away from Tommy's all right?

Keep it close by.

Kidding!

Korman?

Korman's address is near Kapaa?

Las Vegas! Anybody!

Left, toggle left. Right, toggle right.

Let me get this straight. I pull this?

Let's get married tomorrow.

Let's give a real Las Vegas welcome

Let's give them a real Las Vegas welcome

Let's just do it... get on a plane, go to Vegas and do it.

Let's just fly to Vegas and...

Let's just hang out together.

Let's just think this through.

Lettin' people lay out here?

Lf, by any chance, I get flustered when I'm hurtling through space...

Light's green.

Like 10:30 your time.

Like Freddy Ramirez, beautiful girl like that.

Like if I said, I want to buy a Linc, and she goes, No, no, no,

Like this. Like just jumping into it.

Like unbeatable is not unbeatable.

Listen to me. My girl's out there. My wife!

Listen, Judy, if there's anything that I can do...

Listen, Mahi.

Listen, people get frightened. They do crazy things.

Listen.

Listen.

Listen. The bail is five grand.

Listen... I have to get back to my real life.

Listen... You'll be back Monday?

Look at all these Elvises here. It looks like a friggin' zoo.

Look at all those Indian Elvises.

Look, guys, I don't have this kind of money to lose.

Look, I'll rack my brain.

Look, if that is your preoccupation here...

Look, no violence.

Look, you want to stay on the island, fine.

Look. I've got to say something else too.

Look. It's just, Jack is very complicated.

Look... Just listen to me.

Lyle, come on, Lyle!

Making his maiden jump, Jack Singer!

Married?

Married.

May I have your attention, please. Bally's is happy to introduce...

Maybe you won't dream about her.

Me? I'm everyman.

Mike Tyson Mike Tyson?

Mom, come back! I promise I won't get married!

Mom, don't say that.

Mom, I can't hear you. Oh, thanks.

Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl, and she smiled.

Mom, that's a huge thing to ask.

Mom, you're not going to go.

Mom.

Mom... Mom!

Moron.

Mother Nature put on a show yesterday...

Mount Kilauea, dormant for the past eight years...

Mr. Korman, Mr. Sandwich, Buddy Walker. Welcome to Bally's.

Mr. Korman. Welcome back to the Kauai Club.

Mr. Korman's getting married.

Mr. Tomashefsky, it's a joke!

Mr. Tomashefsky!

Mr. Tomashefsky!

Much of the guesswork is removed from poker

My father left home when I was five. That's why I'm named Jack.

My heart's on my sleeve.

My home by the sea.

My keys must have fallen out when I was in the bathroom.

My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.

My shirt too, probably, the way you play.

My wife is having an affair with Mike Tyson.

Nah. You just think you're not ready.

Natives and tourists alike

Natives and tourists alike

Never before have so many Elvises been airborne!

New York wit?

New Zealand? No, I gotta get to the States.

Next thing you know, ain't nobody gonna help you, brother.

No do you any good.

No girl could love you like I did, Jack. You'll be unhappy. Don't do it.

No more bets.

No shit. Hey, Sid.

No, boy, you pull the other one first,

No, but it's dry.

No, he said yellow, then red!

No, I swear, I'm not eatin'.

No, I'm in Waimea.

No, I'm just telling you that I won't be a girlfriend forever.

No, no, I want to get on with my life, Tommy.

No, no, no, not tonight. After the weekend.

No, no. Just, on this side, so many beautiful things to see.

No, not really. You made an arrangement.

No! He was just kidding!

No. Consumer Reports said

No. I mean, you touched a nerve.

No. It doesn't.

No. Just stay close to her, all right?

No. No, I'm having a wonderful time.

No. She opened her eyes, and I said,

No. Twenty doesn't feel good. Nineteen feels good.

Not all people. Come on, Jack. That's your mother talking.

Now I shake your hand. That's great, Buddy.

Now shut up already. Let's play.

Now, could you tell me...

Now, I got hard evidence.

Now, I'm willing to wipe out the 65 bills...

Now, my first question, obviously:

Now, the ones with those pretty crowns, they're called kings?

Now, would it be any cheaper if I stop in Nashville?

Now.

Now.

Now.

Of course I give a damn, but this was not my idea. Poker was not my idea.

Of course you'd say that. You thought I was nuts when I come in here originally.

Of course, Mom.

Of course, she was naked.

Oh, come on. Hop aboard. You'll have a good time.

Oh, God.

Oh, he was a garment center guy. Well, that's a relief.

Oh, hey. That's great how she goes to you like that.

Oh, I'm glad.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Jack!

Oh, sweetie!

Oh, yeah, we'll sure drop you!

Oh.

Oh. Forgot about that. Tough day, huh?

Oh. I want you in my life. I want to be married.

OK, but, Sally, as fast as you can, please.

OK, come on. I'll go with you.

OK, let me work on it.

OK, OK.

OK, Rolexes, 35 dollars. Downtown, they're 45.

OK?

OK? My fiancée was kidnapped and taken to Hawaii.

OK. That's the kind of game we're going to play...

OK. You got five minutes, and then we get married.

On a guy that can't pull the trigger on marrying you.

On one of Bally's hot 97 percent dollar slot machines.

One last time! Yellow, then red?

One minute!

One was so fine. She reminded me of Debra Paget.

Oof! This is some heat. It's got to be 110, easy.

Or a T. Korman in Kauai.

Or the emperor of all hands:

Or was that you?

Orman getting senile. Used to do only one number.

Otherwise you'll be stuck there even if you make bail.

Our brave Elvises of the sky

Penthouse A is not available, but...

People can get badly injured.

People get married, and then they do

People...

Perfect.

Personally, I think you're playing very well. It's just some bad luck.

Please?

Please. Don't ever turn your back on me. Ever.

Poor bastard.

Promise me, Jack. Never.

Raise you... a thousand.

Ready!

Really glad you could make it... Jack, right?

Really, I mean...

Really? You got to tell me that.

Right now. You have a problem with that?

Right. I'm...

Roy Bacon has opened his chute.

Roy Bacon, director, at your service.

Sally, don't start. Just listen.

Sally. Villanova Georgetown.

San Jose. Well...

Say good night, Gracie.

Screw you.

See it.

See the 200 and... Oh, God...

See the raise.

See your hundred.

See, my wife Donna... May she rest in peace...

See, that's the thing about these melanomas.

She helps with the food, and she's funny with the guys.

She knows the kid's name already.

She made Debra Paget look like a boy.

She never came up.

She teaches second grade at the Skelton School in Manhattan,

She was finding excuses not to come over,

She was pretty young?

She won't agree to this.

She wouldn't cheat with a piece of shit

She'd lay out there all day with them Sidney Sheldon books...

She'll go out with me on a tail job.

She's a knockout.

She's comin' up here?

She's doing some serious thinking.

She's so great. When I play poker,

She's somewhere in the basement.

Shh! Let's just forget about this, all right?

Shit!

Sir, there seems to be a very long line.

Six minutes until the Flying Elvises make their historic jump.

So hot you friggin' can't see straight.

So what do you think?

So where is he?

So why do you have to play poker?

So why don't you go see a shrink?

So you're, like, covered if you get murdered on a hand.

So, I was thinkin'...

So, I'll see you in, like, what?

Some smooth talker with his greasy hands all over her!

Sometimes I'm afraid to go to sleep.

Soon, he starts moving his hands around her...

Sorry I can't take your call now,

Sorry, man. Straight flush to the jack.

Sounds great.

Speaking of losing, you owe me 50 from the Notre Dame game.

Steady, boy.

Stop! No!

Sure. Everybody know that.

Take a look, everybody. The Oleg Cassini men's...

Telephone call for Betsy Nolan. Betsy Nolan.

Thank you, sir.

Thanks. I thought it was important that you know.

Thanks. I'm in a regular game in the city.

That being your main chute.

That could be fun. You could get a swim. I play.

That fat pig? And he has four kids?

That might've been me.

That must be a pretty good neighborhood.

That they have for new guests.

That was a 12 point spread. Who do you owe?

That wasn't my understanding.

That won't make any difference in the price.

That won't make any difference in the price.

That you could get arrested for friggin' manslaughter,

That you'll always love me.

That's a joke.

That's a promise.

That's a tough break.

That's a tremendous natural athlete.

That's extremely serious everywhere.

That's good. That's great.

That's great, Bud. I appreciate it.

That's her. That's Millie.

That's how cold it was.

That's it. Look at them up there!

That's it. Look. Look. I've got a major problem.

That's Mrs. Lupo with the cable installer.

That's OK. I'll think about it.

That's really great news. We almost there?

That's the essence of gambling.

That's the lowest.

That's very funny. Wait. That's New York wit. Am I right?

That's what I had to do to get you.

That's what these schmucks say.

That's who goes to the Caribbean.

That's your constitutional right.

That's... That's one for the books.

The Caribbean? You know who goes to the Caribbean? Dentists.

The deal was for the weekend.

The die was cast.

The five pools are here?

The game was clean. He lost.

The game was fixed.

The good Lord was kind enough to bless me with a full boat.

The guys at the plant. Everybody.

The invincible, unbeatable straight flush.

The mainland, OK? I gotta get to Vegas.

The man put you up in a card game.

The man's a head case. He's a head case.

The natives are getting restless. So we'd better get going.

The next flight out of here goes nonstop to...

The next thing you know, you're taking CAT scans and...

The phone rang. They said the car was ready.

The president of Brazil is in there.

The whole point of the game was me? Getting me here?

The women, when they come here, oh, they get crazy.

The worst part about this is I don't know where you are.

Then he comes out with his suitcase already packed!

Then if that chute don't open, you reach over and pull the red one,

Then they're headed home to Bally's.

There are sections of Kauai?

There is no doubt about it.

There's a 9:00 p.m. flight into Los Angeles.

There's a poker game for new guests, 4:00 to 6:00.

There's no way they're married.

There's stuff to work out with him. There's feelings there.

There's too much that I want. I want kids and a family.

They are expected to pay debts.

They look identical. I mean, they could be twins.

They tell me she's sneaking with Freddy Ramirez at the Sunrise Motel,

They're crossing the Dunes.

They're really great together.

Thirty eight.

This can't be it. Tommy Korman lives here?

This guy, Jack Singer's six one, about 180.

This is a no lose deal for you.

This is amazing.

This is Betsy. This is my friend Nahoo.

This is fun.

This is God giving me a second chance.

This is insanity, and somehow I'll get the money.

This is just a promotional thing, basically. Relax.

This is just way too much for me to handle.

This is nuts!

This is out of control.

This is really such a great spot.

This is terrific.

This is unbelievable.

This kid's got some set of balls. Am I right?

This man, he decided to play poker. That's what this man did.

Thought I was going to have to go through a whole number.

Thronged to the base of Mount Kilauea

Thursday.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

Time of enchantment.

To me?

To the queen.

To unite yourselves with each other in marriage.

To watch nature's fury unleashed... with awe inspiring force.

Tommy Joe Smithers of Provo, Utah.

Tony, there's absolutely no need for that type of language here.

Too rich for my blood.

True matrimony is...

Tuesday or Wednesday! That's almost a week!

Twelve bucks! No air conditioning either.

Twenty one grand?

Twenty, twenty, twenty.

Twenty. Black even.

Twice. Hey, Tommy, let's go say hi, no?

Two... two and a half hours?

Ugh! This is so depressing.

Uh huh.

Uh... You're a striking looking figure.

Unless it's absolutely necessary, all right?

Vegas! Anybody going to Vegas?

Vegas. Miami. Wherever.

Wait till the sun sets. Get dressed up.

Walter Peeblinger!

Was that wrong? It didn't feel wrong to me.

Watch it up there, brave Elvises of the sky!

We all think too much.

We are a state.

We can leave! What did you work out?

We don't act on our, you know, impulses.

We got a new one, boys.

We gotta go. We gotta go.

We have a name for this time of day here.

We have immediate seating available...

We have to have a serious talk.

We heard it's erupting.

We may have to institute a ban on singing here.

We never didn't say Hawaii.

We never said Hawaii. Get off me.

We were gonna get married.

We, uh...

We, we get to know each other better.

We'll be back real soon.

We're fine.

We're getting married tonight.

We're the Flying Elvises, Utah chapter.

Welcome to Earth, brave Elvises!

Welcome to Kauai.

Welcome to McCarran Field, Las Vegas, Nevada...

Well, baby, the King must fold.