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Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

"Reservoir Dogs" is a critically acclaimed crime film directed by Quentin Tarantino in 1992. This gripping movie follows a group of criminals, portrayed by a talented ensemble cast including Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, and Steve Buscemi, as they tackle a high-stakes heist gone wrong. With its nonlinear storyline, intense dialogue, and stylish direction, "Reservoir Dogs" became a cult classic. Experience the captivating sounds of this film by playing and downloading them here.

A choice between doing ten years or taking out some stupid motherfucker...
A few cops.
A friend of mine's outside. Κeep your chin up, I'll be talking to you. Don't worry.
A fuckin' jungle bunny slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents,
A man walks into prison a white man, walks out talking like a fuckin' ******.
A psychopath ain't a professional.
A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.
Aargh!
Aargh!
About the black female cop? She always used to say,
About this rat business you been talking about.
After that, l don't know what went down.
After waiting three goddamn days by the fuckin' phone, he calls me last night
Ah, God.
Ah, that sick fuck!
Ah, Vic...
Ah, you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds.
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Ain't no choice at all.
Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy?
All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't, he kept his fuckin' mouth shut,
All knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing and they were all just there!
All l know is he's pissed!
All right, all right, all right. You don't have a boss. All right.
All right, enough of this shit! Break it up!
All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady.
All right, first things fuckin' last. Who's got the stones?
All right, l'm cool.
All right, look, if it's no big deal to be Mr Pink, do you wanna trade?
All right, Mr Fuckin' Compassion, I will call somebody!
All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'.
All right, since you paid for breakfast, l'll put in, but normally, I would never do this.
All right, we can work this out, can't we, Εddie?
All right? Now you heard.
All right. l'll take care of the check.
All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry!
All this blood's scaring the shit out of me, Larry.
All this...
All you can do is pray for a quick death...
All you guys got the goddamn message?
Alone at last.
Along with the kneecap, the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in...
An undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right?
And after we got away, l've just been dealing with him.
And all these sheriffs are looking at me, and they know, man.
And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And casually puts his hands on the dash.
And get this Scagnetti fuck off your back.
And got Mr Brown and Mr Blue killed.
And he asked me what my name was.
And he did his fuckin' time like a man. Ηe did four years for us.
And he's saying, l know, l know, l know.
And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, you know, l know, buddy. l know. l know.
And how you perceived the events that went down.
And I got it pointed right at this guy and l tell him, Freeze! Don't fuckin' move!
And I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip worthy.
And I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip worthy.
And if he decides to make a surprise visit,
And if he decides to make a surprise visit,
And if you think Joe's pissed off,
And if you're the twelfth caller,
And l don't want any talk about yourself personally.
And l meet Joe and a guy named Mr White.
And l scream at him. l go, Asshole, l'm gonna fuckin' blow you away right now!
And l wanna know whose name's on the handle!
And l'm positive you're on the level,
And let's settle this with a fuckin' conversation.
And me saying he definitely had nothing to do with it is ridiculous.
And says Joe's ready, he'll pick me up in 15 minutes.
And she's begging me to sell it.
And then this guy's girlfriend, this real sexy Oriental bitch, you know,
And then when we got back he was gonna kill us,
And there's Carlos he's the bartender. Ηe's a wetback. Ηe's a friend of mine.
And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding,
And this non college bullshit, l got two words for that learn to fuckin' type.
And we're making good on our commitment to him,
And when he's awake, he screams in pain.
And while you're doing that, you gotta remember that this story is about you,
And you respect my dad and l respect you, but I'll put bullets through your heart.
And you take care of business, you hear me?
And you take care of business, you hear me?
And Τoby the Jap l don't know what coming out of my right.
And, you, when l come back, l want my book.
Anne Francis.
Anyway, Lady Ε, l mean, she was a man eater upper.
Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy.
Are you cool?
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy...
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy...
Are you gonna put it away?
As far as l'm concerned, they're doing their job.
As far as Mr Blonde and Mr Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest.
As K Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues.
As opposed to good?
As soon as l felt it l should've walked, but l didn't fuckin' listen!
Asshole!
Assuming we can trust Joe, how are we gonna get in touch with him?
At that point, it was every man for himself.
Bam! Bam!
Be thankful you're not Mr Yellow.
Because if he's not lying and it really is Τhai stick then it's great, but it never is!
Because if you ain't a great actor, you're a bad actor,
Because l spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here.
Because whoever set us up knows about this place.
Because you're a faggot, all right?
Before l can move out on my own.
Before you got here, Mr Orange was asking me to take him to a doctor, to a hospital.
Bless your heart for what you're trying to do.
Blonde went crazy.
Blondie, you stay here and take care of these two.
Blood in my veins, everything l have is screaming,
Both of you, sit down!
Brown's dead? Are you sure?
Brown's dead. We don't know about Blue.
Busting in and out of a diamond wholesaler's.
But as far as the records are concerned, you do.
But don't try to fuck me.
But first l gotta prove to asshead that l can get a regular, you know, job, job type job,
But first we gotta get rid of those cars outside. It looks like Sam's Ηot Car Lot out there.
But give her a look like you're gonna smash her face next.
But if l gotta get out that door and you're in my way,
But if we don't, he's gonna die.
But it's a tough two minutes
But l ain't no madman either.
But l cannot say that about anybody else, cause l don't definitely know.
But l got my senses back now.
But l would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends.
But l'd like to know when l can come back, you know, do some real work.
But l'm gonna torture you anyway.
But meanwhile, his right hand is creeping towards the glove box.
But society says, Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here. Τhat's bullshit.
But that was then. Now this guy is the only one l completely trust.
But then that got to be a pain in the ass. People calling me all the fuckin' time.
But they're counting on your tips to live.
But they're counting on your tips to live.
But tipping automatically is for the birds.
But Vic come in and asked me how business was.
But Vic here, l mean, he's only been nothing but good luck for us.
But what do l tell these guys about Daddy?
But when Joe gets here...
But when she got off with that Papa Don't Preach phase, l tuned out.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. lt hurts just like it did the first time.
But you ain't dying.
But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd.
But you're barking up the wrong tree. l know this man, he wouldn't do that.
By the way, how's Alabama?
C, where you're from, and D, your specialty!
Calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away...
Can you get some for me too? Like, they knew l still smoked,
Can you move the ice afterwards? l don't know nobody that can move ice.
Carlos, where's Lady Ε tonight?
Cause l think staying here, man,
Cause we got shit we need to talk about.
Chew? Τoby Chew?
Come on, guys. Nobody wants this.
Come on, man, think!
Come on, throw in a buck.
Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
Come on!
Correct!
Correct.
Crowd control. Τhey handle customers and employees.
Dad, l'm sorry, but l don't know what the hell's happening.
Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd.
Dead as Dillinger.
Dead.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Did he beat her up or something?
Did he die or not?
Did you kill anybody?
Did you see what happened to anybody else?
Did you see what happened to Blue?
Do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names,
Do l sound like l'm fuckin' joking? Ηe's fuckin' driving around with a cop in his trunk!
Do you even doubt it, man?
Do...do a little time.
Don't give me that. She don't make enough, she can quit.
Don't make me do this.
Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin.
Don't pussy out on me now. Τhey don't know.
Don't tell me what l already know. Don't embarrass me.
Don't!
Don't! Please don't!
Don't! Please.
Don't! Stop! Stop it! Stop!
Don't. Don't burn me, please!
Featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck The Behemoth.
Fellas, l don't mean to holler at you.
Finally l said, Fuck this shit! l'm making this bitch rich.
Finally someone comes up with the idea, Wait a minute,
Finally, l said OΚ cause l'm sick of hearing it.
Fine. Let's go!
First there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face.
First things first. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up.
First, l just tried to get the fuck out of there.
Five guys sitting in a bullpen in San Quentin wondering how the fuck they got there.
Five man job
Follow you? Where?
For all l know, you're the fuckin' rat!
For all l know, you're the rat.
For all we know, he's the rat.
For female non college graduates in this country.
For putting me in the same room as that bastard.
For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names.
Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd.
Frankie Ferchetti... he introduced us about five months ago.
Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that.
Freddy Newandyke.
Freddy?
Freddy?
Freddy.
Freeze! Drop the fuckin' gun, buddy!
From a diddled eyed Joe to a damned if l know,
From April of 1974. That reached up to number five
From Ladera Ηeights.
Fuck all that.
Fuck jail, man!
Fuck you, man. You weren't there. Τhe cops had that store staked out.
Fuck you, maniac!
Fuck you, White, l didn't create this situation, l'm dealing with it!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! You wanna be a fuckin' hero huh? You like being a hero?
Fuck, man, you panic on the inside in your head, you know?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck. Where's, er...Brown?
Funny, that's what me and your daddy were just talking about.
Get out of the fuckin' car!
Get that fuckin' shit off.
Get up! Get up!
Get you a job, give you some cash,
Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard.
Gimme that book.
Give me that fuckin' thing.
Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs and make a right.
God damn you, Joe...
Gone.
Gone.
Good fella like you winds up with a ball bustin' prick.
Good for you. Now, let's go get it.
Got the message?
Got to be, got to be...
Got to be...every time l bought some weed,
Grab yourjacket. I'm parked outside.
Great, now l'm totally fuckin' tortured!
Gut shot.
Had to jack off to her at least once.
He falls asleep on the fuckin' couch,
He gets Doris Day for a parole officer.
He was gonna blow you to hell and make off with the diamonds.
He's a funny guy.
He's gonna help you out. Ηe's gonna take care of you.
He's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to rip us off?
He's... He's a cool guy.
Hence...Like A Virgin.
How would you feel about pulling a job with about five other guys?
I can say I didn't do it cause l know what l did or didn't do,
I don't care if it's JP Morgan or lrving the tailor you ride it out.
I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that.
I don't know.
I don't know. He's funny.
I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know.
I fuckin' walked in here, l told these guys about staying put.
I got a question do they have a sheet on you where you're from?
I got something outside that, er, l'd like to show you guys, so follow me.
I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was 20?
I might break you in, Nice Guy, but l'd make you my dog's bitch.
I should have my head examined, going ahead when l wasn't 100 percent.
I stand outside and guard the door. I don't let anybody go in or go out.
I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station.
I swear to God, l thought he was gonna die right then and there.
I was... My fuckin'... Τhis week's been crazy.
I'll call Matthews the foreman, and tell him he's got a new guy you're on the rotation.
I'll make you a bet that those same damn ******s who are showing their ass in public,
I've known you a long time. l'm not worried. l know you'll pay me back.
If I'd known what kind of guy you were, l never would have agreed to work with you.
If l gotta worry about making some silly ass ten o'clock curfew every fuckin' night.
If they hadn't have done what l told them not to do, they'd still be alive.
If you don't put your hands on the fuckin' dash!
If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers.
In one minute, there were 17 blue boys out there,
It's against the rules?
It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick.
It's backed into your fuckin' brain, it's coming out your mouth!
It's been quite a long time.
It's no joke. l'm in there. l'm up his ass.
Jesus Christ, give me a fuckin' chance to breathe.
Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have a lot of sympathy for our plight.
Jesus Christ, Joe, fuckin' forget about it.
Jesus Christ, l ain't gonna tell you mine.
Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. Τhey make minimum wage.
Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. Τhey make minimum wage.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem, man?
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, I was worried about mug shot possibilities as it was.
Joe could get him to a doctor. Joe could get a doctor to come to see him.
Joe could help.
Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel,
Joe, if you kill that man, you die next.
Joe, l don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.
Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake.
Joe?
Joe.
Juicy, Junior
Just cops.
Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else.
Just drop me on the sidewalk. l'll take care of myself.
Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes.
Just stop, just stop. Stop. Just talk to me.
Just stop! Stop!
L always said if l felt that way about a job l'd fuckin' walk and l didn't!
L bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you?
L can tell you definitely, Joe don't know a fuckin' thing about this bullshit.
L can't come back to work for you guys
L can't take you to a hospital.
L can't work with a psychopath.
L didn't cause of the fuckin' money.
L didn't say l hadn't heard of it. What l asked is how's it go.
L didn't trust the guy but l wanted to believe him.
L do.
L don't buy it.
L don't care what your name is, you can't help it.
L don't even follow that Τops Of Τhe Pop shit and even l've heard of Τrue Blue.
L don't fuckin' know anything!
L don't have the slightest fuckin' idea what you're talking about.
L don't know what he did. Ηe just did things, all right?
L don't know what to tell you, Marvin.
L don't know who's got the loot. l don't know if anybody's got the loot.
L don't know, but somebody did.
L don't know. l ain't talked to him.
L don't like alarms, Mr White.
L don't remember that at all.
L don't tip because society says l have to.
L don't wanna do this.
L don't wanna kill anybody,
L don't wanna lift no fuckin' crates, Εddie.
L got a big fuckin' problem...
L got all my shit laid out in $60 bags.
L got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear,
L got something l think you might wanna see, though. It's a big surprise.
L got the diamonds.
L gotta go along with Pink on that one. I've seen it happen.
L guess you can say that again.
L haven't been lookin' at you guys.
L haven't had a chance to think.
L haven't heard that since l was in the fifth fuckin' grade.
L haven't seen 'Bama in over a year and a half.
L just want you to know that it meant a lot to me.
L just want you to relax now, OΚ?
L know you don't like using the boys on these jobs...
L know you know. l gotta talk to Daddy and find out what he wants done.
L like that one. Yeah.
L like you a lot, buddy, but l don't think of you that way.
L mean a real fuckin' animal. Ηe used to do things to her.
L mean, everybody panics everybody.
L mean, it's obvious he's barking at me.
L mean, l don't think of you that way.
L mean, l love the guy but he's flushing everything down the toilet.
L mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? Τell him yourself.
L mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was l supposed to do?
L mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson ln Τhe Great Εscape. Ηe's digging tunnels.
L must have zoned out during that part before.
L never looked back.
L said...
L says to him,
L shot my way out. Εverybody started shooting, so I blasted my way out of there.
L still had a connection, which was insane cause you couldn't get weed any fucking where.
L swear he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you.
L swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened.
L swear to fuckin' God, man.
L swear to God, l think l'm fuckin' jinxed.
L tagged a couple of cops.
L take it this is the bastard you told me about?
L talked to Dove. Ηe said Daddy's coming down here and he's fuckin' pissed!
L tell the connection l'll be right back, l'm going to the boys' room.
L think he's just passed out.
L think l'm parked in the red zone.
L thought the cheating wife shot Andy.
L thought you two were a team
L told 'em it was Long Beach Mike l did the poker game with.
L told him my first name and where l was from.
L told him where l was from a few days ago. It was just a natural conversation.
L told them not to touch the fuckin' alarm they did!
L told you l ain't talked to him!
L told you, l don't know anything about any fuckin' setup.
L turn around and all these cops are outside.
L understand you're super fuckin' pissed.
L used to like her early stuff Borderline.
L used to work minimum wage
L used to work minimum wage
L walk in the door, he's like,
L was buying for four or five different fuckin' people.
L was doing all the work.
L was panicking for a minute back there...
L was saying something. What was it?
L was saying something. What was it?
L was sent in to get him.
L wasn't even gonna come here. l was gonna just drive off,
L won't tell 'em anything, man. l won't tell 'em anything.
L won't tell them anything.
L wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him.
L... l ain't heard that song since it was big.
L... l ain't heard that song since it was big.
L...l can't believe she killed me.
L'd feel great about it.
L'd like to have him in.
L'll be right down.
L'll follow you. You ditch 'em.
L'll get you down in Long Beach as a dock worker.
L'll move on when l feel like it.
L'll take care of his fuckin' ass, man, but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind
L'll tell you guys a story.
L'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip.
L'm a cop.
L'm a cop.
L'm begging you. l don't know anything about any of you fuckin' guys!
L'm carrying the weed around in one of those little carry on bags, I gotta take a piss.
L'm fuckin' deformed!
L'm fuckin' dying!
L'm gonna check into a motel for a few days.
L'm gonna die, l know it.
L'm gonna die!
L'm gonna die! l'm gonna die!
L'm gonna die! l'm gonna...
L'm gonna die.
L'm gonna do whatever the fuck l want with it.
L'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
L'm hurt, and l'm hurt bad, Larry.
L'm just gonna be in that room. Just over the other side.
L'm just standing there, drenched in panic,
L'm not gonna say anything!
L'm not saying they weren't there.
L'm OΚ, Larry.
L'm right about that, right, that's correct, that's your story?
L'm right here looking at you, OΚ?
L'm sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't.
L'm serious, man. l'm serious. l'm dead serious.
L'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it, Joe. I'll give it back when we leave.
L'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys, l can hardly talk.
L'm sorry, kid.
L'm sorry, l'm sorry.
L'm sorry!
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry. l'm sorry, Larry.
L'm sure you'll like it. Come on.
L'm taking you back to the rendezvous.
L'm talkin' days.
L'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon.
L'm trying to comfort him...
L'm trying to watch Τhe Lost Boys. When l get some, l'll let you know.
L'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. Τhat's fucked up. Τhat ain't my fault.
L'm...
L'm...sorry...
L've been on the force for only eight months. Τhey don't tell me anything.
L've had my head up my ass the whole time.
L've known Joe since l was a kid,
Ladera Ηeights that's the black Beverly Ηills.
Larry, l'm just fuckin' scared, man.
Larry, look,
Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my dad!
Larry, we have been friends...
Larry...
Larry...
Leave the dollars there.
Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?
Let me just say this out loud, cause l wanna get this straight in my head.
Let me show you guys something.
Let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about.
Let's go in the other room. Ηey in there.
Let's go over it. Where are you?
Let's go to work.
Lf he comes back again Ηey, sorry, Seymour, you just missed him.
Lf l have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round.
Lf l was him l'd put as much distance between me and this mess as humanly possible.
Lf some nasty, lowlife,
Lf that's what he said, let's do it.
Lf they really put forth the effort, l'll give 'em something,
Lf this crook's a Brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin.
Lf we could get in touch with Joe...
Lf we don't, he's gonna die.
Lf you expect me to help out with the rent, you're in for a fuckin' surprise.
Lf you fuckin' beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the Chicago Fire.
Lf you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson,
Lf you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror.
Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.
Like hell l am.
Listen to me you're gonna be fine.
Listen to me, Marvin Nash, l'm a cop.
Listen to me, Marvin, l'm a...
Listen to the officer! Put your hands on the dash!
Listen, I'm sorry. l should have picked you up myself.
Listen, if l was a butt cowboy, l wouldn't even throw you to the posse.
Listen, Joe set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up...
Little Green Bag)
Ln one of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named Εlois.
Ln the store, remember?
Long Beach Mike is a fuckin' scumbag. Ηe is selling out his amigos.
Long Beach Mike is not your fuckin' amigo, man.
Look where we are.
Look, Brown is dead, Orange got it in the belly...
Look, if you wanna come with me, let's go get 'em right now, right this second.
Look, just let Εddie for now set you up at Long Beach.
Look, l know l'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're OK,
Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go to it,
Look, we can get you a lot of legitimate jobs.
Lookit, l'm not gonna bullshit you, OΚ?
Looks like we're gonna...
Ls he dead?
Ls that supposed to be funny?
Lt appears waitresses are one of the groups
Lt drops them right to the floor. Εveryone jumps.
Lt hurts. lt hurts her. lt shouldn't hurt her. Ηer pussy should be Bubble Yum by now,
Lt should be about a buck apiece.
Lt was like that every time l got caught buying weed.
Lt was my fault he got shot.
Lt'd just be more bullshit.
Lt's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
Lt's all right, Εddie, l do.
Lt's amusing to me to torture a cop.
Lt's an old address book l found in a coat l haven't worn in a coon's age.
Lt's beneath me, you know. l'm Mr Pink. Let's move on.
Lt's my personal favourite.
Lt's not good, no.
Lt's the black Palos Verdes.
Lt's the details that sell your story.
Lt's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on.
Lt's your fault, my fault, his fault. Αll that bullshit.
Makes perfect fuckin' sense to me.
Man, could you believe Mr Blonde?
Man, this is fucked up.
Marvin Nash.
Marvin what?
Marvin, l need you to hold on.
Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up.
Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions
Me and Orange jumped in the car, Brown floored it.
Mm hm.
Move it! Get out of the way!
Move it! Get out of the way!
Move it! Move out of the way!
Mr Blonde and Mr Blue?
Mr Blonde.
Mr Blue is dead?
Mr Blue, Mr Orange,
Mr Blue?
Mr Brown,
Mr Brown?
Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy.
Mr White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face,
Mr White,
My fuckin' hero!
My heart's beating so fast l'm about to have a heart attack here.
My son Εddie is a fuck up.
My way or the highway.
My what?
Myself and Mr Pink?
Never mind what you normally would do.
Newandyke.
Nice Guy Εddie tells me Joe wants to meet me.
Nice Guy Εddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica?
No chance they punched through? You found a hole.
No chance they punched through? You found a hole.
No problem. We got guys waiting for it.
No real people?
No shit?
No way. l pick. You're Mr Pink.
No way. Τried it once, it doesn't work.
No, fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity.
No, he ain't familiar.
No, he's not dead, but he will be if we don't get him taken care of.
No, I don't bite. Me and Joe go back a long time.
No, it ain't. lt's about a girl who's very vulnerable.
No, it's not the black Beverly Ηills.
No, l don't believe in it.
No, that was Ηoney West.
No, that you had your head up your ass.
No, they're not.
No, what you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional.
No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself.
No! Stupid citizen doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away.
No. No, no, no, no.
No. We're gonna stick around and wait.
Nobody did.
Nobody had anything.
Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody's going anywhere.
Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr Blue?
Not to get information.
Now he knows A, your name, B, what you look like,
Now if it's a manager, that's a different story.
Now say it!
Now the things you gotta remember are the details.
Now we're picking the guy up at the train station...
Now, here's the news.
Now, just...just hear me out.
Now, l don't like the idea of turning him over to the cops,
Now, listen up, Mr Pink,
Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone with all that weed.
Now, that don't necessarily make it fuckin' so!
Now, Vic here's got a parole problem.
Now, Vic,
Now, what happened to Brown and Blue?
Now, what's it gonna be, Mr Pink?
Now, where were we?
Now, Εddie, when you came in here, we were talking some serious business.
Of all the guys from old Milwaukee with a history of armed robbery,
Oh, fuck 'em. Τhey set off the alarm.
Oh, shit, did he fuckin' die on us?
Oh, tell him to come in.
Oh, yeah, with that invisible bitch and Flame On and shit.
Oh, Τoby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name?
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh...shit!
Ohh!
Ohh! Ηow did he die?
One thing l wanna make clear to you l don't have a boss.
One way or the other you're getting out of my way.
Or a bank that you robbed in St Petersburg.
Or are you gonna bite?
Or are you gonna bite?
OΚ, Blondie, stay here and baby sit them two.
OΚ, let's talk.
OΚ, Mr Fuckin' Detective, you're so fuckin' smart, huh, who did it?
OΚ, Mr Orange...
OΚ, Mr Εxpert, if this is such a truism,
OΚ, that's what l'll tell 'em.
OΚ. Let's go through what happened.
OΚ. OΚ...
OΚ. Τhe cops did not show up after the alarm went off.
Pain. Pain.
Pam Grier did the film.
Pam Grier was the other one.
Panic hits me like a bucket of water.
Part of your job is going different places, that's the beauty of it.
People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months.
Perfecto. Ηe's backing me up a long fuckin' way.
Personally, l can do without her.
Please stop.
Please, don't leave me.
Please, somebody at least tell me one little fuckin' favour just for my sake.
Please. l got a little kid at home, now, please.
Put a name to the face.
Put it to a vote, l'll vote for it. What l won't do is play ball.
Put your hands on the dash!
Quit banging your head. You're gonna bang a hole in the floor!
Real juicy.
Regardless.
Relax. Ηave a cigarette.
Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars?
Remember that TV show Get Christie Love! ,
Repeat if you kill that man, you die next.
Right in here. Right over there.
Right now, it's a matter of business.
Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside.
Say it!
Say it!
Say the goddamn words!
Scagnetti. Fuck.
Scared the fuckin' shit out of me, man. l thought he was dead for sure.
Scum ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhoea all over one of the bowls.
Security pretty lax.
See, Vic, did l tell you not to worry?
Seymour Scagnetti.
She agreed that we'd keep the same arrangement as before
She didn't have to do jack shit. She never even had to meet these people.
She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone.
She hooked up with Frank McGarr.
She looked exactly like Εlois. Anyway...l come into the club one night,
She sneaks up on him, puts some wacko glue on his dick...
She starts screaming at him, Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing?
She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk,
She's been fucked over a few times, then she meets a guy who's very sensitive...
She's getting serious dick action, and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever.
Shit, 15 minutes ago, you almost told me your name!
Shit. Orange got tagged?
Shoot this piece of shit, will you?
Show me a piece of paper that says they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it.
Shut the fuck up, man!
Shut up!
Since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarms should go off.
Sit down, take your coat off, make yourself at home.
Six times? What if she's too fuckin' busy?
So don't you be calling him a rat!
So hold on, buddy boy, hold on.
So I told her, l wasn't gonna be Joe the Pot Man any more,
So l walk in the men's room and who's standing there?
So let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right?
So they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me.
So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs
So who's the rat this time?
So you can move into a halfway decent place without Scagnetti going,
So you got to break that son of a bitch in two.
So you had a few bad months.
So, anyway...
So, explain the telegram.
So, if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy,
So, in the meantime,
So, one day she meets this John Ηolmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa, baby!
So, tell me your story, kid. What are your plans?
So, what you gotta do is take all them details, man, and make them your own.
So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it
So...sorry.
Somebody fucked us up big time, man!
Somebody stuck a red hot poker up our ass
Somebody's a fuckin' rat.
Somebody's gonna start crying.
Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fuckin' job, man. Damn.
Sorry, it's my book now.
Splash some water on your face.
Sure.
Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in.
Take the satchel of diamonds and scram.
Tell me more about Cabot.
Ten percent, free pot for me as long as l helped her out that weekend.
That ain't nothing compared to how pissed off l am at him,
That Milwaukee got a sheet on this Mr White's ass.
That's the day we've sent you to Τustin, to pick up a load of shit and bring it back.
That's the day we've sent you to Τustin, to pick up a load of shit and bring it back.
The government fucks in the ass on a regular basis.
The twelfth caller wins on the station where the '70s survived.
There's two ways you can go on this job
They're my friends and everything, but still, you know?
Two jobs back, it was a four man job.
Uh uh. l don't tip.
Un fucking believable. Εvery guy who ever laid eyes on her
Under no circumstances
Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, you got four minutes before they can respond.
Very funny. You know what l mean.
Very true.
Vic, l'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on.
Vic, you're not gonna lift shit.
Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in?
Wait, wait. Don't tell me your fuckin' name. I don't wanna know it.
Waitressing is the number one occupation
Watch her shut the fuck up.
We ain't got the slightest ldea what happened to Mr Blonde and Mr Blue.
We ain't letting him go, now he's seen everybody.
We ain't taking him to a hospital.
We can't leave these guys with him.
We did about four jobs together, then decided to call it quits.
We did about four jobs together, then decided to call it quits.

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