Entourage (2015) Edit

A fan, even.

A film that some in the industry are now whispering was too expensive...

A girl? This whole thing is over a fucking girl?

A hundred and forty minutes.

About how much you spent and about how you made it.

Actually, you begged me to take your job.

After she told you good night, just waiting to see if Vince showed up.

Ah. Heh heh heh.

Ah...

All five of those heroes on screen at one time.

All right, what's the problem?

All the love in this room is really fucking touching, but you can't.

All we're saying is we don't get why you fall in love with every girl you fuck.

ALL: Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd!

Along with everyone else, until I say so.

Along with going over budget and being short, to tell him.

Although, we did have sex...

Always invited to my home to tell me why.

And all I'm saying is that, unlike you...

And all you had was your buddy looking over your shoulder.

And as I looked at their little faces, it hit me. My father is not coming to my wedding.

And because of E...

And continue.

And even Turtle. Because we do things we love.

And freshly squeezed guava juice.

And he said that you still haven't greenlit my passion project.

And he said you looked like one of them guys that, uh...

And he's only in four scenes in the movie.

And his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't.

And how they started from nothing...

And I can't have it because he's wrong.

And I have this feeling in my gut that he could explode at any second.

And I promise I'm not mad.

And I started working out.

And I told you 20 times I need to speak with him.

And I wanna go out on my own terms. And this kid is trying to hobble me.

And I want you to give me away.

And I won't stop working until it is perfect.

And I'm finally okay with that.

And I'm gonna fucking kill you!

And I'm just praying that people see it...

And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.

And is now head of the studio that is producing Hyde.

And it could've been stupid, but, God, it worked.

And maximize our position as pussies by kowtowing to cowtippers?

And Mr. McCredle as my target if I don't hear back from him.

And my father would like for you to take them seriously.

And not because I haven't wanted to.

And now you feel that he's reverting back to his past behaviors.

And now you live next to Spielberg.

And reshoot it with new actors and a different director.

And she just said, I'm sending an Uber for you, in 90 minutes, so both of you.

And show him the goddamn movie.

And snatching the fucking life out of you.

And so cute.

And so did I.

And somehow your name came up.

And that surprise of the year.

And the anger meds didn't make me calm. They just made me not able to come...

And the award for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture goes to...

And the recently canceled animated show, Johnny Bananas.

And then replaced after the table read.

And then she just left?

And then she said it.

And then you took your offer back and told me that you were going to groom me.

And Travis's father co finances our entire slate.

And what type of training do you have to judge that?

And where you gonna sit 500 people? On the couch?

And why do you always have to be so fucking honest?

And without any tentpole franchise to bolster the hemorrhaging losses.

And you don't think this is information that I could've used?

And you must be a lot tougher than you look.

And you told me that if I came clean and admitted it, you'd get over it.

And you?

And you? How'd you get the wife to let you go back to work?

And your voice, it soothes me. Take it as a compliment.

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Any mention of me in that note, bro?

Anybody who spends my money like you do...

Anyway, you wanna fire me...

Are you familiar with the penal code in this county?

Are you gonna tell me you love me and want me back again?

Are you guys joking?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you serious? So did we.

Are you suicidal?

Ari says he's got something.

Ari, are you serious? You could lose all your money.

Ari, do not push me, or I'll change my mind again.

Ari, I just did.

Ari, we need to see this before I write another check.

Ari, you are all that matters.

ARI: Fax? Fax.

ARI: I wasn't going to. I was gonna make a marriage joke.

ARI: Oh, come on, Travis.

ARI: Oh, yeah?

ARI: Thanks, Hector. I won't be long.

ARI: Travis doesn't really hate the movie.

Ari.

Ari. Ari!

Ari. Hey, buddy.

As an artist, I'm pretty unbiased.

As his younger brother cast him in what he describes...

As much as you did, Ari.

As studio head and, boom, I want you to star in it.

Aside from your brother...

Aw, thanks. Well, thanks for coming in, Jimmy.

Because after looking at your long list of proposed changes to my movie...

Because I decided whatever I do next...

Because I'm coming with your money, and there ain't nothing we can do about it.

Because important people are starting to wonder.

Because in the grand scheme of things, what the fuck else matters?

Because it is true.

Because most of the fun of being with a girl that hot...

Because Mr. McCredle's son...

Because not only are you the director, you're the star.

Because the last time I saw you, you were a fat pothead living off of Vince.

Because this guy got in my head, telling me there's no way you'd be interested in me.

Because this oil spigot is shut off till you do.

Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.

Big fan of your work, especially Aquaman 2.

Big titties? Tight ass?

Boom.

But didn't you used to be really fat?

But dinner with Ronda is on.

But he ain't perfect. You know how I know that?

But I just can't commit.

But I'll bet that there's a cheap way to do it digitally.

But I'm willing to try again.

But I've seen that trailer for that new one you got coming out maybe 500 times.

But it also has commercial appeal as well.

But it most certainly was.

But just in case he is...

But most of them revolve around cutting out Vincent Chase's mutant brother.

But Ryan Murphy created Glee.

But that was before filming began.

But the kid said, and I'm quoting:

But there's a reason for that. It's because I'm always right!

But there's no more trying. You're either over the past or not.

But they weren't studio heads, handing ex clients...

But Vince?

But we're all good.

But what exactly were his qualifications when Mr. Chase asked him to come on board?

But you agreed to not go over.

But you've been visualizing it for 20 years.

But, as I understand it, you now live in Vince's house?

But, with this, you know, it's like you were trying to do this kooky thing...

But, yeah, I like it! I really like it!

Calmness and control of breath...

Can you do that to yourself, please?

Can you do that to yourself, please?

Chances are you've heard the name.

Chase hails from modest roots in Queens, New York...

Chase's longtime manager and best friend since kindergarten.

Check it out.

Come on, Ari. Hyde's gonna be a monster.

Come on, Travis. Open the door.

Come on, Vinnie.

Come on! Fucking film! Roll it, Vinnie! Come on! Just put it on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. My wife didn't really fuck me this morning.

Come on. That's ridiculous.

Congratulations. You're getting a lot of credit...

Could we possibly convince you to come up here and perform?

Did Ari tell you why he's not gonna release the money?

Did I tell you The ******* Journal named me Best Looking Circumcised Studio Head?

Did something happen?

Did you get my e mail about my cousin Sean? He had his baby.

Did you hear what I said?

Did you shake hands when you met him? Southerners, real particular about manners.

Didn't realize you were in the middle of a work session.

Directorial debuts at a time when the studio suffered its worst fiscal year...

Do we have ourselves a baby?

Do we need to make a therapy session with Dr. Marcus?

Do you know how hard I have worked to avoid going to Texas?

Do you really think it's great?

Do you think he'll be more difficult to handle if he wins?

Do you think I give a shit about zombie apocalypse? What the fuck is that?

Do you understand?

Doc Feldman. It's Johnny Chase.

Doctor says she's gonna pop any second.

Does your soon to be baby mama know her?

Don't fuck me on this, Vinnie.

Don't hang... Did you hang up on me?

Don't kid yourself, Sulu.

Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it.

Drama doing it, a whole horrifying other.

Drama sucking, I could've maybe bought that.

Drama wants me to see his scenes. You weren't?

Drama, Sloan and I haven't been together for six months.

DRAMA: But hope she doesn't. You got enough complications now.

DRAMA: It's like when a girl asks if you wanna bang her hot sister.

DRAMA: No, I get it.

DRAMA: Oh, yeah, baby!

DRAMA: Vince.

Dude, I'm calm. But you better get excited.

DVDs are being made as we speak. Everyone can see it now.

E said he won't release any more money.

E, this house is sick. When did Vince buy it?

E, you fucking dwarf cunt!

Easy. We're gonna get it annulled. Trust me, it's all good.

Eggs Benedict with champagne sherry infused béarnaise sauce...

ELLIS: Are you out of your fucking mind?

Emily Ratajkowski.

EMILY: He's a fucking idiot. Who cares what he thinks?

ERIC: All right, here we go!

ERIC: Thanks again.

ERIC: Why are you so scared to show Ari the movie?

Eric.

Eric.

Especially this guy.

Even if she sucked as bad as Drama probably sucks.

Even if you've never seen a Vincent Chase movie...

Everyone else was living dead.

Everything we do is to also get laid, E. You know that.

Except for The Avengers.

Except to affect me in places that I just didn't want to be affected.

Except you. You can go.

Excuse me, miss. You can't use a pencil to fill out the NDA.

Fifteen seconds!

Fifteen years we've been together.

Film! Film! Film! Film!

Fine, but if I pass, you drink it.

Fine.

Fine. Don't.

Five nominations, including Best Picture and two acting nods.

For six months, he begs me to take him back.

For the good stuff I do.

For the work you did behind the scenes on this movie.

Forgive and forget, buddy. No?

Friends who still surround him today.

Fuck Ari.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fucking asshole.

Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.

Give it up! Johnny Chase, Hyde!

Go fuck yourself, Ari.

Go to Hawaii. Do yourselves a favor.

Go!

God, I only sent that because I was feeling insecure.

Good luck. I'll see you in bed.

Good.

Good. I hear you got something for me.

Guess they still talk.

Guys, you know I love you all, but right now...

Guys. Guys. What the fuck are we doing?

Ha ha ha! Hey, boys!

Hand rolled croissants...

Hang on.

Have the redneck country ass hick in editing bay three dragged off my lot.

He can toss it in the garbage if he decides to.

He can toss it in the garbage if he decides to.

He didn't know before that? Who is he, the guy from The Crying Game?

He doesn't like Drama. He wants to cut him out.

He fucking snuck in there after me. I put in a whole night w...

He hates Vince.

He keeps pissing on my boots.

He probably waited outside of her house after she got rid of him.

He said it was it'd be a toga themed wedding with glass dildos as centerpieces.

He said to tell you to get your ass up to his office. Now.

He said what?

He says, No, they're not twins. One was born in October, one in April.

He still has to go.

He sucks. His too pretty face ruins the fucking thing. It's distracting.

He told his ex assistant that he could have his wedding at our house.

He won't say. It's so annoying.

He won't say. It's so annoying.

He's an abomination and he's got to go.

He's got issues.

He's on the lot.

He's pretty pivotal in the movie, including the final scene.

He's still a fucking agent at heart.

Health and happiness for the kids, peace on Earth...

Heh heh. You know, he does box and do some cardio.

Heh. Me too.

Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur in concert last year.

Hello.

Here's the good news: I won't ever forget you again.

Hey, Ari. Tell me you're not parking there.

Hey, baby.

Hey, come on. Even if Ari hated the movie, who gives a shit?

Hey, everyone.

Hey, I'm gonna take care of it.

Hey, John. You can't do this.

Hey, Larsen.

Hey, pal, guess what?

Hey, Ronda.

Hey, Schindler. Leave no Jew behind!

Hey, sit down, bro. I made your favorite:

Hey, Terrence.

Hey, this is getting kinda fucked up and goofy.

Hey, Turtle. What, do you bring your backup dancers everywhere?

Hey! Oh, shit!

Hey! There he is.

Hey...

Hi, Ronda Rousey.

Hm.

Honey, can you take any longer to pack?

How about I shove that camera up your ass, huh?

How much did he make?

How much fucking money did this guy make?

Huh. We'll see.

Hyde has been a box office monster with $450 million worldwide and counting...

I agree. But tell me you haven't had sex.

I agree. She probably wants you to make her some money now that you're Mini Mark Cuban.

I also wanna direct.

I am gonna kill my mother.

I am sorry about that, but we do have what are known as protocols.

I appreciate it, Turtle, but I can't let you do that.

I bet your father has a much nicer office.

I box a little. And I do cardio.

I can see it in your wardrobe.

I can't believe a website would actually post something like that.

I can't believe he just said he might get an Oscar nom.

I can't believe you cursed at Piers Morgan.

I can't believe you did this, Ronald. I'm so screwed.

I can't believe you just ignored me yesterday.

I can't print, scan or e mail because there's no Internet o.

I did. I do.

I did. You got a minute to chat?

I didn't even think you could act until I saw this.

I didn't know I was invited.

I didn't know you would go over budget on your first shot.

I didn't like you.

I didn't realize you were at the doctor's already.

I didn't think anyone was gonna see it.

I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been killing myself to make this movie great...

I don't ask for much, do I?

I don't care. Up to you. Tell them whatever you're comfortable with.

I don't follow.

I don't give a fuck about what you're talking about.

I don't know how to fix my problems.

I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't own every piece of pussy in this town, do you?

I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't own every piece of pussy in this town, do you?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know.

I don't see how that fucking matters.

I don't think that that pretty boy out there should be allowed to shit on me.

I don't understand how you could cut him out.

I don't understand.

I don't usually do that that fast.

I don't wanna go back to Queens, bro!

I don't want you to fuck up your movie because of me, bro.

I don't worry. I just win.

I don't. I don't have a girlfriend.

I feel strange.

I found this kid off a Mentos commercial.

I got a couple covers coming out, Drama.

I got a good feeling that they will.

I got an audition at 3. Who wants to run lines with me?

I got Ang Lee from the set.

I got ideas. Later.

I gotta call you back.

I gotta deal with these co financiers in Texas.

I guess I'm not.

I had sex less than six hours ago. I think I'll be okay.

I had sex with someone last night.

I had sex with someone last night.

I have to go to Dubai tonight on, uh, more pressing business.

I have to take it. I...

I hear you're looking for more.

I hope that's what my next honeymoon's like.

I imagine he's fantastic.

I just don't like it.

I just don't wanna get emotional.

I just got off the phone with fucking Kives...

I just got out of a failed marriage. You're gonna have to give me at least a few hours.

I just wanna know if you do, because I wanna get shredded for the Hyde junket.

I just wanted to say that that was really fast for me.

I know all of you.

I know I haven't been great to you lately, baby.

I know it can't be white...

I know they didn't teach you about budgets in spaghetti and meatballs class.

I know we met before, but what is your involvement in this again?

I know who you are: Tarvold from Viking Quest.

I know. But I would like to avoid some of the nursing home rejects from the last party.

I know. I'm sorry.

I know. Yeah.

I like Ibiza, bro.

I like short movies, Vince. You know? And comedies. You ever seen Bad Grandpa?

I like the weather out here too much.

I like to have more of a connection than whether I have exact change.

I like to think I did more than just drive.

I like to think of myself as loyal, but not blind.

I like to think they take care of me.

I love it. I love it.

I love you too.

I love you.

I love you.

I may have to jerk it before we even get there.

I may throw up.

I mean there's no such thing as perfect.

I mean, I didn't move to New York because I really wanted to try. I did.

I mean, is that who we are?

I mean, we're lying there looking at each other, and we didn't have a thing to say.

I mean, with the baby in there. You could hurt it, right?

I meant, like, I won't fight back.

I might sneak onto the set, go into the Hyde laboratory and masturbate into a beaker.

I need more information.

I need the doctor.

I need the money to make it perfect.

I need to get back to civilization.

I need you right now, goddamn it, so get your ass out here.

I need you to fuck my daughter's friends so I don't have to.

I need you to meet me at the Little Door in 30.

I offered you Swingers. You couldn't do it because of Viking Quest.

I played softball with him. He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone.

I promised my wife that if she let me go back to work...

I read for the teacher on Glee six times and didn't get it.

I read the script for your next movie. You're better than this.

I really don't wanna talk about this in front of her.

I said I'll keep trying to get over it.

I saw it last night. Ha ha ha.

I saw your Sports Illustrated spread on the plane.

I see that you're already getting emotional.

I spoke to him. I told him he didn't need to call you until after we spoke.

I started a tequila company.

I think if you look at it, you're gonna see that your money is in secure hands.

I think so.

I think you could always be doing better, no?

I think you're a great guy. I really do.

I think your e mails are going to my spam.

I thought a nice, normal guy wanted to hang out for once.

I thought the screening was to get opinions on the movie, not to get laid.

I thought you don't do drugs anymore, Billy.

I thought you looked nervous.

I told you, with this movie, I didn't want any of their fucking farm money.

I told you. Mwah.

I understand.

I wanna shoot myself because they don't make any fucking sense.

I want to watch a film.

I want you to take Travis here to La La Land with you...

I wanted to talk to you, but we didn't exchange numbers.

I wanted...

I was born with them.

I was born with them.

I was given the gift of delusional confidence, but not any real talent.

I was replaced with a digital character once.

I was watching TV with the wife, and I said, This guy's a star.

I went to the Austin PA Film Academy for a semester...

I will figure this out.

I will learn how to stop this fucking phone from overtaking my fucking calming CD!

I will let no man see the darkness inside of me.

I will solve this problem.

I will take care of it.

I won 500 bucks on your last fight.

I wouldn't push her, Dad.

I'd have sex with you.

I'll call you an Uber.

I'll find you. You'll pay for this. I'm gonna hunt you down...

I'll handle it.

I'll show you some of my footage. You'll flip out.

I'll talk to you later.

I'm 40 years old and could possibly get an Oscar nom this year.

I'm a dead man!

I'm a little stressed about an audition I got tomorrow.

I'm about to have a baby, asshole. I thought you were Sloan.

I'm already dead.

I'm calling to see if you've got any comment to make about Ari Gold?

I'm confused. Is this a business meeting?

I'm dealing with a first time director here...

I'm doing my show Wahlburgers at A&E. If they try to cut my mother, I'd kill somebody.

I'm dying.

I'm going back to be the king of Hollywood, but I agreed to live by my queen's rules.

I'm gonna call E.

I'm gonna go get a drink. Let you guys talk?

I'm gonna kill Vince.

I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.

I'm having a baby.

I'm here because I can't calm down, and I need to see the doctor...

I'm here, so I'm fucked.

I'm in Texas. Smell the cow shit?

I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.

I'm just staying there till my roof gets reshingled.

I'm kidding, Drama. Lighten up.

I'm mentally prepping.

I'm not supposed to say. I can call Dana.

I'm okay to continue.

I'm pregnant. And if you don't meet me in 30...

I'm probably the only person in the whole world who liked that Medellin thing that you did.

I'm proud of you, Vinnie.

I'm real proud. Proud of all of you.

I'm real sorry about earlier, Vince.

I'm real sorry about that.

I'm saying that I would have sex with you right now if you really need it.

I'm so sorry. It's Johnny. I told him Jimmy.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I gotta take this.

I'm sorry. It's nothing, buddy.

I'm sure Ari has seen an unfinished film before.

I'm taking you off this movie. Dana Gordon is in charge now.

I'm telling you because it's your job...

I'm worried about telling Ari that we need more money to finish the movie.

I've been your patient since you were at the strip mall in Sherman Oaks.

I've invested nearly a billion dollars in your studio's movies.

I've seen him in Viking Quest.

If he resists, you have my permission to shoot him in the fucking head!

If I listened to everybody who told me I was too short?

If I played in to it, no way it could be.

If it doesn't work out, we can always move back to Queens with Ma, right?

If it fails, you go down in flames quicker than the Hindenberg.

If we name our baby Ryan Murphy, then, yeah, I do.

If you do, at least we suck together.

If you had her tits, I can get you a cover.

If you're not really gay, Lloyd, now's probably the time to say so.

If you've been paying attention...

Imagine when someone says, You have twins?

Important people meaning me.

In English literature, there's a guy named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde.

Into a futuristic Los Angeles nightmare.

Is he in with someone whose life is in complete shambles?

Is I knew what that role would do for my big bro.

Is that an act?

Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there talking to Vinnie Chase?

Is the most important commitment...

Is this a date?

Isn't he?

Isn't my offering up my house for the ceremony enough, Lloyd?

It came with all the furniture and stuff, so it feels lived in.

It could be the Texan or Vince...

It couldn't. I had to be real.

It did. And the truth is, their blind loyalty to each other is kind of charming.

It didn't.

It doesn't matter what a movie costs. Only what it makes.

It felt like I found something.

It just didn't.

It was.

It won't fail.

It works so well, in fact, that tonight, after everyone goes home...

It would be nothing but fun, and it has been. I do almost nothing but smile all day.

It's 2 a.m. You sat down to watch this movie at midnight.

It's a new phone. I don't how to turn the ringer off.

It's amazing.

It's Ari.

It's Ari.

It's as if we're in a time machine.

It's because he hasn't spoken to me since I came out.

It's cute.

It's done. Thank you, Warren.

It's great, just keep reading with Sarah.

It's just his opinion.

It's just not true.

It's McCredle's movie. He doesn't need or want your money.

It's my process, asshole.

It's not intentional.

It's okay. I won't take anything personally.

It's probably best to think of it that way, yeah.

It's so funny to see you. I just got an invitation for your screening.

It's still too bleak.

It's the best movie Vince has ever done!

It's the studio.

It's this kid. He's killing me.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus fuck. You couldn't just hold off one night?

Jesus.

Johnny, stop.

Johnny, this looks great, but I'm not really hungry.

Johnny, what the hell is going on?

JONAH: What's a dwarf cunt, Dad?

Just because you're short, doesn't mean you can't achieve your goals, E.

Just breathe.

Just cut me out, bro.

Just four scenes.

Just respect me, please.

Know that it's also fun for a Saturday night.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Larsen McCredle's office.

Larsen, you must not have gotten all my messages.

LARSEN: Say, Ari.

LARSEN: Well, I don't need to see the damn movie.

Later.

Later.

Lemona, lumina, lino... Lemona, luminum, linoleum.

Let me prove it. What do you wanna do? You wanna take me in the ring?

Let them wait.

Let's go, baby!

Let's roll this motherfucker!

Like 6 a.m. Why?

Like a boyfriend with you? And what'd he do?

Like Johnny Depp did in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Like Tonya Harding.

Like, one minute he's on the phone, screaming, and the next he's on the ground, praying.

Like, you just seemed so sweet and innocent.

Listen, the year ain't over, and this is a franchise picture.

Little potion for E.

Lloyd, I've got bigger problems...

Lloyd. How many times have I told you...

Look at those eyes.

Look me in the face. I'm gonna walk off this project...

Look who just showed up:

Look, Ari, I have thoughts about this movie...

Look, I got a ton of ideas.

Look, maybe she did wanna bang you. My bad.

Look, Turtle, I'm sorry.

Look. There she is.

Man, if I'm gonna have more kids than albums, I'm doing just damn fine.

MAN: Drama!

MAN: He was video chatting with this girl, it turned into sex...

Many people were surprised when someone let Mel Gibson direct Braveheart...

Maria, already people are asking the question: Who will the big winners be?

Maria, I may run a country. There are a few that could use my help.

Maybe I could direct.

Maybe I could finance something for you to star in.

Maybe I should call security and have your ass dragged out. How would you like that?

Maybe I shouldn't be here.

Maybe that's because you directed it...

Maybe there's a bigger issue that's making you not like his character, Travis.

Maybe Turtle, Sloan, Ronda or the fucking baby can.

Maybe you just don't fucking get it, you bean counting little suit.

Mazel tov!

Me either.

Meaningless.

MELANIE: You're doing plenty. Oh.

Meldman, all those nights in Cabo...

MELISSA: He has these highs and lows.

MELISSA: You were just on a run. How could you be so angry?

Melrose Place, Pacific Blue, Law & Order.

Molly, water and a touch of Viagra.

More than Lamaze class at noon on a Wednesday, E. Thanks for nothing.

MORGAN: And that's Chase's half brother...

MORGAN: And today, he feels he may have caught the break of a lifetime...

MORGAN: Chase plucked Murphy away from a life of spinning pies...

MORGAN: He also made a fortune in a tequila company...

MORGAN: He also made a fortune in a tequila company...

MORGAN: His agent at the time was none other than Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold...

MORGAN: It wasn't just Murphy Gold was forced to deal with.

MORGAN: The sets are big. Enormous, in fact.

Mother...

Motherfucker.

Motherfucking asshole.

Mr. Chase, he is in with someone.

Mr. McCredle is unavailable to speak with you.

Mr. Tisch, we shared a suite at the Super Bowl.

Must not be the difference maker that you claimed.

Must not have gotten my invite.

My dick gets hard every time a girl looks at me.

My father believes in putting money into product...

My life is over.

My office booked your room for you.

Neither of you really believes you mean it, though.

No expense seems to have been spared in turning Hollywood streets...

No, actually, he loved it.

No, but you're old. Heh.

No, Eric. I really don't wanna get in any deeper.

No, I didn't study these dance moves.

No, I didn't study these dance moves.

No, I didn't study these dance moves.

No, I haven't had a boyfriend in like two years.

No, I'm just on this lame audition with a bunch of shitheads. Yeah.

No, my co financier.

No, my father doesn't believe in wasting money on extravagant office settings.

No, no, no. I'm not his girlfriend.

No, no, no. We just ran into each other. I just met him last night.

No, of course I don't feel that it's true, because it's not.

No, someone else.

No, this isn't the time or the place.

No, we had sex first, agreed to be friends...

No, you begged me to take this job.

No, you look nervous right now. I've never seen you nervous.

No! No, no. Vinnie, no!

No! No! We know each other! I just wanted to invite you to my boy's screening.

No. Come on. I told them I want an equity stake in the movie for it.

No. I'm a million percent sure he is wrong.

No. This isn't pointless. I get the point.

No. Why would you say that?

No. Your money's in great hands.

Nobody thought he had any business directing this film. You bullied it through.

Nobody walks in L.A., E. You look stupid.

Nope, your baby mama gave birth to Pete Dinklage.

Not even if the water's freezing and the orchestra's playing.

Not from you, who I've known for 20 years.

Not me. I'm a relative.

Not one I've directed.

Not released yet though, bitch.

Not things some rich prick, whose daddy gives him everything, tells us to.

Not very manly to let another guy influence what you do with a lady, bro.

Not while I'm trying to figure out how to save this movie...

Nothing says you're working hard...

Nothing, doc. All good.

Nothing.

Now can we finish?

Now I say I'm willing to try, and he doesn't know what to say?

Now that you've been granted those rights, good luck with the divorce.

Now, come on, baby. Show me a little nip.

Now, currently, I am a little bit stressed...

Now, I have a son, so this is hard.

Now, see, for you, I know this movie's enormous.

Now, stop.

Now, what he did, he went out on a limb.

Now!

Of all the guys I never thought I'd catch fucking in my room.

Of course I remember you. You went to middle school with my daughter.

Of course you say no.

Of the inner conflict of humanity's sense of good and evil.

Of Vince's movie to Larsen McCredle's son?

Oh, and, Ari. Ari. Do you still want me to spit on his car?

Oh, boy. Armie Hammer, 12 o'clock.

Oh, come on. There is no way Emily would bang that yokel.

Oh, good God.

Oh, good merciful God.

Oh, hey. You're an actor too?

Oh, I like her.

Oh, is he in with someone who's been coming here for 15 years?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Oh, my God. I know this fucking kid.

Oh, my God. She's beautiful.

Oh, of course.

Oh, please. She's more likely to break his windpipe than bang his malnourished ass.

Oh, really, Gold?

Oh, shit. That's Ari Gold.

Oh, that's my car, Ari.

Oh, that's too bad. I actually wanted to see you face to face.

Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, who? The I want your cock texter?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? How badly?

Oh, yeah. Oh...

Oh, you are so full of shit, Turtle.

Oh, you like that?

Oh. Did you have other problems with the movie?

Oh. Don't fuck this up, Drama.

Oh. Sorry about that.

Oh... Um, a Gemini.

Okay, I might have something. It's probably not contagious.

Okay, let me help you up. I will be right here.

Okay, this room is gonna be even more hostile than I thought.

Okay, um, I will go to the gyno today.

Okay, well, I didn't take the fee because I wanted to direct.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. A few.

Okay. But remember you have couples therapy at 11.

Okay. Everybody get together and smile.

Okay. Good talk.

Once she realized that she couldn't understand...