Friday the 13th (1980) Edit

Ah!

Aha!

Alice draws first blood.

Alice! I wanna get this tree stump out.

All right, move it out. A little to the left. Little to the left.

All right.

All right. Friday. I'll give it a week.

All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?

And for what? Ask anybody.

And then the rain turns to blood...

And today is his birthday.

Are they all dead?

Be careful.

Bill is out there!

Bill, come here, quick! Hurry!

Bill!

Bill!

Bill?

Bill? Steve wants to know if we need more paint.

Bill.

Bill.

Bill.

Bill.

Bill.

Bill. Bill?

Boy drowning in '57? A bunch of fires?

Brenda, I want you to finish the archery range.

Brenda!

Brenda!

Brenda?

But he...

But she's dead and he's dead. Oh, my God! Poor Bill! Oh, God!

But when you've had a dream as long as I have, you'll do anything.

By Friday, if you're not happy, I'll put you on the bus myself.

Bye.

Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed!

Campers are mostly inner city children.

Can I help you?

Christy will end up like his folks: Crazy and broke.

Climb up, miss.

Come here.

Come on out! You're not funny anymore!

Come on, kids, you can do better than that.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. A man is not made out of stone.

Come on. Give me another chance.

Come on. I'll show you where you can get changed.

Come on. There's something you're not telling me.

Come, dear.

Coming.

Community Chest cannot give you your clothes back.

Could I?

Cycle Two, where are you? Come in, Cycle Two.

Dead animals? That's the old counselors. You cannibals!

Did you know a young boy drowned?

Do you have a dime or a quarter?

Do you remember very much?

Do you want me to come with you?

Don't let her get away, Mommy. Don't let her live!

Double sixes! I get to roll again!

Dr. Lewis wanted in surgery.

Dumb kids. Know it alls.

Eight.

Either that or it's got a very short clone.

Emergency generator.

Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his calling.

Excuse me. How far is Camp Crystal Lake from here?

Five.

Five.

For what?

Forty Yards to the Outhouse, by Willie Makit.

Full of gas.

Generator.

Get her, Mommy. Get her!

Get off me!

Get on this side, you pull on that side. Alice!

Go ahead, dive for him.

God!

Goddamn nuisance.

Good luck.

Good night.

Gross.

Guess I always wanted to work with children.

Haul it back in, Dorf. Chief wants you back in town.

He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.

He was...

He wasn't a very good swimmer.

He's a real prophet of doom, ain't he?

He's been up there a year fixing up that place. Must have dropped $25,000.

He's causing problems enough for your boss with all that talk.

He's causing problems enough for your boss with all that talk.

Heaven help you if you land in my hotel!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Who is that?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Help me!

Help me!

Help, Mommy!

Help!

Help!

Help! Help, Mommy!

Here. I was the cook.

Hey, hey. This is no dream. Come on, we're gonna get soaked.

Hey, Marcie. You really think there'll be other gorgeous women...

Hey, wasn't that the road for Camp Crystal Lake back there?

Hi, girl. Excuse me! Hi, boy.

Hi. I'm going to Camp Crystal Lake.

His name was Jason.

His wife was a nervous wreck until we got him home.

How can you guys eat that? It looks like dead animals.

How long were those potatoes under the fire? How'd you do that?

I am, Jason.

I can't help you if you don't calm down.

I can't see anything.

I can't sleep with a snake in here.

I couldn't let them open this place again.

I don't believe you!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't understand.

I got to warn you. You're doomed if you stay.

I gotta pee. You're lying on my bladder.

I hate when people call them kids. Sounds like little goats.

I hear Ralph was out your way today.

I know what we can do. We'll play Monopoly.

I must have seen that Kojak 82 times.

I said, Lady, you'll always be plain.

I spend the morning in court, he gets a week in jail.

I think I left the windows in my cabin open. Shoot!

I think we better stop.

I think we should wait for Mr. Christy.

I thought we had two weeks.

I told you to sit on it. I got word Ralph was pedaling out this way...

I wanted him to start painting. Brenda?

I was working the day it happened. Preparing meals.

I won't, Jason. I won't!

I'd better look.

I'll be cooking for 50 kids and 10 staff.

I'll be right back.

I'll flush him!

I'll go check it.

I'm a messenger of God. You're doomed if you stay here.

I'm gonna check it out.

I'm making salad. Want me to make some for everybody?

I'm Mrs. Voorhees. An old friend of the Christys.

I'm not going to pass Go without a glow.

I'm serious. I really think we should call someone.

I've been afraid of storms since I was little.

I've got to. I've got six new counselors at camp.

I've had this dream about five or six times where I'm in a thunderstorm...

If Annie gets here, get her started in the kitchen. Do your best.

If this is a joke, I'll brain them!

If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?

If you'd mix this stuff right, you'd get all the protein you need.

In 1962, they were going to open up. The water was bad.

In the lake. The one who attacked me.

Instead of rent, you pay clothes. Bill can be banker. Unless he's chicken.

Is anyone else alive?

Is he dead too?

Is it dead?

It just keeps getting louder and louder.

It might bite.

It must be my imagination.

It sounds like pebbles when it hits the ground.

It was a pisser while it lasted.

It will be easier for you than it was for Jason.

It's 7:01 on Friday the 13th of June.

It's all over. Everything's over.

It's all right. I'll take care of you. I used to work for the Christys.

It's black cat day in Crystal Lake.

It's dead. Try the pay phone.

It's gonna storm. Gonna tear down that valley like a son of a gun.

It's got a death curse!

It's just a problem I have. It's nothing personal.

It's not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we have a full moon.

It's not funny at all.

It's supposed to rain like hell, so get as much done as possible.

It's this place and the storm. That's why you're upset.

Jack and Marcie are gonna get drenched!

Jack, open the door.

Jack?

Jack?

Jack? Neddy?

Jason?

Jason.

Just like my nieces. Heads full of rocks.

Just when it was getting interesting.

Kill her, Mommy. Kill her!

Kill her, Mommy. Kill her!

Kill her, Mommy. Kill her.

Kill her! Kill her.

Kill her.

Let me get the light.

Let's go. Okay. Okay. Good. Good.

Look out! I got him!

Look what you did to him!

Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, all right?

Look, Neddy's gonna do whatever Neddy wants to do, you know?

Ma'am, we didn't find any boy.

Makes me want to hold onto you.

Marcie?

Move it out. Move it out. Okay, little to the left. Now... No, no.

My only child.

Ned! Get out of here!

Ned?

Never keep the chief waiting.

Next there'll be snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake.

No sweat, Trudy. Okay, kid, let's move it.

No, I mean about what happened.

No, no! They're all dead! They're all dead!

No, no. There, there.

No, the crocodiles are in the cabins.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. Check the desk.

No. No.

No. Nothing.

No. Really?

Nobody knows who did any of them.

Nobody said anything about snakes.

Not after what happened.

Not if they're where I think they are.

Nothing's going on here. We're getting the place in shape.

Oh, dummy.

Oh, God, this place!

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my Lord!

Oh, my sweet, innocent Jason.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shut up, Ralph!

Oh. I'm so glad!

OIly, olly in free.

Okay.

Ow.

Ow.

Please, don't!

Please, stop!

Please! Oh, please!

Rescue squad with Jaws of Life. Near mile marker 17. Possible fatals.

Roger. Acknowledge receipt. Estimate arrival, 15 minutes.

Roll over. Roll over, dear.

Seems a little gloomy in here.

Sgt. Tierney, come in. Sgt. Tierney, Car Niner.

She can't hide. No place to hide.

She must be with Jack and Marcie.

Smoking? Don't smoke. Causes cancer.

So pretty.

So young.

Somebody turned on the lights at the archery range.

Somebody's there!

Sometimes I just think about kissing women.

Stay a week. Help get the place ready.

Steve Christy hire you people? He pay you for this?

Steve should never have opened this place again!

Steve taught me how to use the emergency generator.

Steve. Oh, Steve!

Stop, please! Please! Stop!

Ta da!

Ten milligrams, Valium. It's all right.

Terrific. Not you too. You sound like your crazy friend back there.

Thanks, Alice.

Thanks.

Thanks. I wish I had more time to do it.

That far? Okey dokey. See you later.

That's all I need, Crazy Ralph running around.

That's nice.

That's not necessary.

The boy.

The counselors weren't paying attention!

The generator's probably out of gas.

The one who pulled me underneath the water.

The sucker's locked.

The year before those two others were killed.

There are apples. Know how to make apple pie?

There's been too much trouble here.

They are babes in the woods, in every sense.

They are babes in the woods, in every sense.

They were making love while that young boy drowned!

They're off now.

This is Big Dave and it's time for you lazybones to get out of bed.

This is Tierney.

This looks almost like the one at my uncle's cabin in Maine.

This place is cursed. Cursed.

This really isn't your cup of tea, is it?

Three, maybe more, trapped. Head on.

Two of my men pulled you out of the lake.

Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Vitamin C is supposed to neutralize the nitrates or something.

Wait a minute.

Wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.

Watch his head.

Watch out.

We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here.

We can go now, dear.

We can use his jeep if we need to get help. Don't worry.

We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more ****s, more robberies...

We rolled for you. You're going last.

We thought you were dead too.

We weren't doing anything. We were just messing a...

We'll give him a handicap. He can keep his boots on. It's easy.

We'll have to finish the game another night.

We'll have to finish this game some other night.

Well, maybe. Did Christy tell you about the two kids murdered in '58?

Well, the rain's stopping.

Well, what hath God wrought?

What am I gonna do?

What are you doing out in this mess?

What can I say? It's not much, but I call it home.

What do you think happened?

What if Steve walks in?

What is going on?

What is it, Enos? About 20 miles?

What monster could have done this?

What?

What's going on? Help me get out of here!

What's that vitamin C stuff do for you, anyway?

What's the matter with it?

What's the matter? Do you see something?

What's wrong?

When I looked into that mirror, I knew I'd always be ugly.

Where are the goddamn bullets?

Where are you? Hello.

Where is she?

Where?

Where's Jay?

Where's Mr. Christy?

Who are you?

Who's next?

Why don't you see if Marcie left any of that grass?

Why don't you stay here and try and sleep.

Wind's come up. Shifted a good 180 degrees.

Worst run of bad luck since Richard Nixon.

Wow.

Yes, ma'am.

You are so fine.

You can call it quits.

You can call it quits.

You can't go out in that rain. You want to drown?

You come to help me or scare me to death? You do that again...

You draw very well.

You get off a spaceship or something? Colombian gold. Grass. Hash. The weed.

You got it?

You kids keep your noses clean. You'll be hearing from me if you don't.

You know I think I'm beginning to like this game.

You know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart.

You let him drown!

You never paid any attention!

You see, Jason was my son.

You speak English? How far is it to Camp Crystal Lake?

You're doomed. You're all doomed.

You're making science out of coincidence.

You're very pretty.

You're very talented.

Your boss. Steve Christy.

Your folks are on the way up.

Alice? Yeah?

All right. I'll be back sometime after lunch.

All right. Come on, dear. Show me. No. No!

All right. I'll go look. Don't leave me!

Are you crazy? Wanna see my trick shot? It's better.

At least we know what's for dinner. Marcie!

Baltic Avenue. I'll buy it. No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.

Baltic Avenue. I'll buy it. No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.

Baltic Avenue. You owe me one boot. Coming.

Bill, what are you doing? There's a snake.

Can he swim? I don't know.

Can I get a bus or something? Not likely.

Can you give mouth to mouth? Yeah.

Careful. Okay.

Come on now, you know what I mean. That's okay. Two and a quarter.

Come on, Alice. Help! Help!

Come on. Coming, I'm coming.

Do I really look like that? You did last night.

Does Maryann kiss as good as I do? How would I know?

Don't call him. Thought you wanted to give him...

Don't expect me to play chef. The squaws are revolting.

Drive careful. I will.

Dumb kid. At least I'm not afraid of ghosts.

God sent me. Get out of here, man!

God! It's blowing like crazy out there.

Good night. Good night.

Haven't you ever been in the woods? We're not in the woods.

He keeps acting like such a jerk. Neddy!

He tell you anything? Who?

He's right around here somewhere. I got it.

Hello. Here. Please somebody help me.

Hello. Shit.

Here's your change. No, you keep it.

Hey, no. No. Absolutely not. Ha.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. The generator is okay. I thought I heard a scream.

How can you hear in that wind? It sounded like Brenda.

I am. Oh, God.

I got it. Where...?

I hate Monopoly! Not the way I play it.

I have to let you off here. Sure.

I think it's a pretty color. Okay.

I think it's a pretty color. Okay.

I think we just met Ralph. God, what's next?

I'll be the shoe. You have got to be kidding.

I'll get it. I'll get it. Get the money.

I'll have a counselor bring me back. Why not?

I'll tell Steve about the thinner. Fine.

Is Bill cleaning the boathouse? Haven't seen him in half an hour.

Is there anything else you want? No, thanks, Sandy. I'm fine.

Is there anything we can do to help? I'm looking for somebody.

It upsets people. Makes them nuts. Ah.

It's got a death curse! Who are you?

It's just a dream. I know. I call it my shower dream.

Jack. Jack.

Just us. This guy Ralph. Is he dangerous?

Kill it! I can't get it until it comes out.

Leave people alone! You'll never come back!

Like what? We're going to play strip Monopoly.

Marcie. Ned Rubinstein.

More beer? More beer. Let's see. A railroad.

Name's Annie. All right, Annie, let's go.

Nice bike. You been smoking, boy?

No. Look what you did to him!

Oh, God. Come on, Ned.

Oh, Neddy! Oh, Jesus Christ!

Oh, no. Wait.

Oh, you. Come on.

Paint's all right. Need more thinner. Okay.

Quit! I can't.

Quit. Quit now. Quit? Why would I want to quit?

Ready to go back to work? Yeah.

Right, just... Can it, Cochise.

Rocky Road. Hey!

See you guys in the morning. See you.

Setting up the archery range. I'd rather she paint. Come on. Let's go.

Somebody will see! No way.

Something's wrong with Ned. Get a life preserver!

Sure. Burn them.

Sure. No sweat. What is going on?

Take care of yourself. No sweat. Thanks for the lift.

Terrible way to talk about my feet. Thank you.

Terrible way to talk about my feet. Thank you.

Thank you. Sure.

That'd be great. There's hamburger... None for me.

That's great. I'm Steve Christy. Jack.

That's not allowed. Come on.

There he is! Help me.

There it is! Oh, God!

They'll kill you too! I'm not afraid.

They're opening that place again? Lots of luck.

Think he's gonna be bent out of shape? I don't know.

Think you're gonna last all summer? I don't know if I'm gonna last all week.

This is Alice. Hi. Steve, Cabin B is all ready.

Thought that'd go through anything. Not dragging a trailer.

Town power lines are lousy. Don't you love that macho talk?

Trouble? Yeah. A bad bulb or no power.

Wait for me. Can you watch the burgers?

Want to give me a hand? Yeah.

Watch his head! Got him?

We're being hustled. I think you're right.

Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake. Thanks.

Well, here goes. What an antique.

Well, what do I owe you? Just a night on the town, Steve.

Were you going to go ahead with it? I hadn't made up my mind.

What about Ned? I don't love Ned.

What do I do? Kill it.

What happened to my 500's? They're there. Where's my shoe?

What is it? There's a snake over there.

What's he talking about? Don't get smart.

Where are they? I don't know. Come on.

Where's the key? I don't know.

Who are you people? Camp counselors. Ned is fooling around.

Who likes them rare? Me.

Who? The boy, Jason.

Who's that? A guy named Ralph. The town crazy.

Why are we in here? Feet don't fail me now!

Yeah? Yeah.

You said we were special. I meant everything.

You wanna give me a hand here? Sure.

You wanna leave? I don't know. I may have to...

You want it listed separately? Right.

You'll save my place for me? Yeah.

You're an American original. I'm an American original.

You're going to Camp Blood, ain't you? Goddamn it, Ralph, get out of here!

...and it's raining really hard.

...and then the sound stops.

...at Camp Crystal Lake besides yourself?

...go back to California to straighten something out.

...I'll tack you up on the wall to dry. I love that sexy talk!

...more homicides, more of everything when there's a full moon.

...one of your motherly lectures.

...spouting his gospel. We haven't seen anybody here.