A certified immortal. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A great chance to get hit number 2,999. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A home run! from Mr 3000 (2004)
A line drive to deep left center. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A little old school is what this team needs. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A lot of drooling and a lot of just flailing around from Mr 3000 (2004)
A member of that exclusive 3,000 base hit club, from Mr 3000 (2004)
A piece of baseball history out the crack of your ass! from Mr 3000 (2004)
A purpose pitch to get Ross angry. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A re energized team plays for respectability, from Mr 3000 (2004)
A sharp ground ball up the middle. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A Stan Ross candy bar. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Aah, what'd I tell you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Aah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
About moving here when you can't do what you say you're gonna do? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Across the cities and farms of the great state of Wisconsin from Mr 3000 (2004)
Actually, it's very gentle. from Mr 3000 (2004)
After he was in the Hall of Fame, from Mr 3000 (2004)
After I get my hits today, you want to come by and celebrate? from Mr 3000 (2004)
After the ball leaves the pitcher's hand from Mr 3000 (2004)
After the game, we pick up a... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ah, yes! Now batting leadoff. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ain't that something you can do here in Milwaukee? from Mr 3000 (2004)
All day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All I heard... from Mr 3000 (2004)
All on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, come on. Tell them like it is, Boca. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, forget this. I'll freestyle it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, let me tell you something, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, Milwaukee, from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, now. I'm leavin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, only 'cause I like this song, too. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, push! from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right! He's coming on up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right? I hit 43 home runs. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right. That's your locker over there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Also here with us today, you remember him well, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Although he'd hit better than Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Although I hit a home run, I'm still 2 for 51. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And another run scores. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And better eyes than that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And Big Horse Berelli gonna be standin' up there with you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And end the Brewers' season on a high note. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And end the Brewers' season on a high note. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And every single day, man, Mister Softee ice cream truck from Mr 3000 (2004)
And Fukuda working from the stretch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And get this thing over with? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And get your woof on at 3000 Paws. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And hangin' out and stuff like that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he hasn't played the game in nine years. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he is safe with a ringing double. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he kept himself in better shape than Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he never RSVP'd once. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here comes Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here comes the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here he comes with that trademark arrogant scowl. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here's the windup and the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And how many games out of third place are we? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I know for a fact, if it was up to you, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I loved him for that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I promise, it won't be like last time from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I said stank ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I'm just wonderin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And if I don't get my face out my ass and get out this inning, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And it becomes obvious you're hurting the team, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And it's the same as it ever was. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And joining us today to pay tribute to Stan, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And not be selected into the Hall of Fame? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And now that you have, I don't know. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And quick still. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And some of us hoped you wouldn't, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And Stan Ross is out of there on three straight pitches. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And take those youngsters to school. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And that means no more talking to you stank ass reporters. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And that was to jump far, far below from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the boos, for that matter, are for Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the entire Milwaukee Brewers organization. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the King of the Swing, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the Milwaukee Brewers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the sound you hear reverberating from Mr 3000 (2004)
And there ain't nothin' you sons of bitches can do about it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And they all gonna be collector's items. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And they were in fifth place when you got there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And they'd be stealin' bases like I'm out there stealin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And this is what baseball music sounds like. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And to my main man, my best friend, Boca Carter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And to you, Old Donkey. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And we're the Little Leaguers? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And welcome to beautiful Miller Park. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And you're always for yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And you're always for yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And your life's been richer ever since. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And, well, that'll get you some halitosis action. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Any doggone thing, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Anybody have a Stan Ross rookie card? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Apparently he hasn't forgotten the way Stan abandoned the team from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are here tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are pleased to be able to help a member of the Brewer family from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are the Brewers goin' to the World Series? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are you givin' up on me, Mo? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are you really talking to us from the clubhouse? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are you still talking about that weak ass ground ball? from Mr 3000 (2004)
As I said before, Stan Ross is back. from Mr 3000 (2004)
As I'm tearin' down the line, from Mr 3000 (2004)
As Ross' window of opportunity from Mr 3000 (2004)
As Yahko tried to escape across the rope bridge, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Asa Buchanan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
At what point, Peter, does the rust come off? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Attention, all Milwaukee leprechauns. from Mr 3000 (2004)
B, that's what I'm talkin' about. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Baby, you hungrier than a hostage. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Baby, you owe it to yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be a hitter, baby. Be a hitter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be aggressive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be the historic moment from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be with me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because I'm going deep every game, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because I'm not the one who's desperate from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because it identifies greatness. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Before we go on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Before we go too far, I can't spend the night. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Before you knew which side of the bat was the good end. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Besides letting down your teammates, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Besides, dog, that was wack! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Besides, dog, that was wack! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Best player on the Brewers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Better talk to him, Boca. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Beyatch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bingo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Black athletes age slower. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Blowing away the competition. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bo, all I need is a bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boastin' about yourself, you're gonna end up all by yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boca, I swear, when you get to going, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boca! Yo, Bo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boca. See that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bottom of the third, and the cheers you hear, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boy, I'm tellin' you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boy, that pup sound just like me back in the day, I swear. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Braves at Brewers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Breathe in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Brewers down by 4. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Brewers on three! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bring the whole family down to Mr. 3000 Shopping Center. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Brother, you're looking at 25 Little Leaguers in here from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bullcrap! Let me see that. Yeah, right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But easy, Gus. Don't get excited. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But even his impressive power numbers from Mr 3000 (2004)
But first the man who's become sort of Ross' protege of late, from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I am gonna say that every Brewer but Stan that played from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I do miss playin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I got news for you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I know Boca's a ballplayer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I'm here to tell you that if you get 3,000 hits, from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I've been lookin' ahead toward it, you know? from Mr 3000 (2004)
But it don't matter 'cause I got mine. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But let's talk about the name Mr. 3000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But like my teammate Kenji Fukuda taught me to say... from Mr 3000 (2004)
But most of all, I want to thank you all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But my numbers don't lie. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But not potentially move into third place? from Mr 3000 (2004)
But now Ross is up with not only a chance from Mr 3000 (2004)
But that's Skip's decision. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But this time finished 147 votes shy, from Mr 3000 (2004)
But unfortunately, it's up to a bunch of sportswriters. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But we both know that you ain't never been serious enough from Mr 3000 (2004)
But when an athlete gets to that point, he loses all his pride. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But why he cuss me out? I never did nothin' to him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you can bet that's not what he's thinking. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you didn't catch the real story on tonight's game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you have hole in your ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you sure as hell ain't no Hall of Famer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you're right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But your equipment is right over there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But your team gettin' picked off. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But your team losin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
By the dreaded, evil boars. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bye bye. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bye bye. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bye. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Can he even handle first base at his age, let alone hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Can't say I can, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Check this out. Look at that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Checks the runners now, and here's the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Clearly Earll just sent that message. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come here. I got a new idea. Listen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. Get on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. Now we're talkin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Brewers! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, bump with me. Don't leave me hangin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Coach. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, come on, come on, come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, I know you remember what it was like. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, let's go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, let's see what you got. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Mo, I'm 47 years old. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, now up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, now, don't distract me when I'm hittin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Stan. You got this one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, this is the one. You know what I'm talking about! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, try it again. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, we got a shot at third place. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. Come on out here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. I need you, now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. You know we're young enough. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Congratulations. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Crybaby! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Curve ball. Curve ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Damn it, Joe! He know better than to get me pissed off! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Damn you, man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Damn! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Deal with it! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Did you hit him with the fans bit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Did you see me, baby? Ha ha. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Do your thing, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Does that get to you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Dog, come on. All My Children. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don Roberto. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't give me that crap. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't go away. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't leave me hangin'. Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't make me run you, Gus. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't you baby me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't you worry about me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Earth, Wind & Fire? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Eddie Richling. I'm the conditioning coach. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Eighth? That's for banjo hitters. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Either that, or he just wants to symbolize from Mr 3000 (2004)
End an inning with the hidden ball trick, huh? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Endorsement? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Especially what you got in front of you, a living legend. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Especially with all the bitches he got around. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Every win, every home run, every hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Every year since he retired. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fairmount Park, Philly, son. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Familiar? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Favorite portion of the show, the comedy portion. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Feel it in your lats? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fellas, come on, now. We got a game goin' on out here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fellas. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Figures. He's drunk. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Find it at Radio Shack. from Mr 3000 (2004)
First year, I was 150 votes short. from Mr 3000 (2004)
First, I want to thank you, Mr. Schembri, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fit just right, doesn't it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Five games and hasn't gotten close to a hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For all those years of abuse. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For his 3,000th base hit and a call from Cooperstown, from Mr 3000 (2004)
For the erstwhile King of Swing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For their longtime hero, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For this couch, and perfection ain't one of 'em. from Mr 3000 (2004)
From our angle, I thought he was safe. from Mr 3000 (2004)
From that special someone? from Mr 3000 (2004)
From the green... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Game tied at 4. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Game's changed a lot since we last played. from Mr 3000 (2004)
George Foreman didn't know when to get out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Gervis, with a 6 game hitting streak, at the plate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get a hit, Grandpa. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get a shot of that one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get back in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get in line. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get off of my field! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get up out of my face. I did my job. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your hair dyed, fried, and laid to the side at 3000 Cuts. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your page on at 3000 Beeps. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your shamrock groove on at Stan Ross' Mr. 3000 Sports Bar, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your Szechuan feast on at 3000 Woks. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Girl, you need to quit fightin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give him a month to get in shape. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give him your cap or an autographed bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give me my ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give you the shoe? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Glickman now on the mound, working from the stretch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Go ahead, man, it's in my locker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Go on, go on, man. You can't help me now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Go, T! Come on, baby! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Good luck tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Good night. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Good. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Grandpa? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Guiding Light. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ha ha, baby, I'm on a roll, too, Jay. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ha! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Had a hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Had slowly crept to within four votes of enshrinement, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hall of Fame! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hang on. What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hangin' it up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Has got a better chance of getting a hit than Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Have a seat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Have done little to stop the Brewers' losing streak. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He ain't got no waist on him. He got nothin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He almost took the bat right out of Stan Ross' hands. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He bobbles it, but what's Minadeo doing? from Mr 3000 (2004)
He could win the game here with a long fly ball, from Mr 3000 (2004)
He hasn't lost his touch, has he? from Mr 3000 (2004)
He playin' to you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He realized that he was trapped by both sides from Mr 3000 (2004)
He swings, and it's a high fly ball to right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He throwin' a curve ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He tipped his pitch, and I called it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He tipped his pitch. You saw it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He tucks his arm in on the curve. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He used to be able to hit, cannot hit now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He wants his autograph. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He was safe! from Mr 3000 (2004)
He was safe! from Mr 3000 (2004)
He was taught English in school in Japan, from Mr 3000 (2004)
He wasn't very good with the press. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's a bad teammate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's a black athlete. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's a jerk. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's hitting cleanup right behind Rex Pennebaker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's not going to the Hall of Fame! from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's not running. Now they pick it up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's now 0 27 in his comeback. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's picking up his stride, from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's safe. The bases are loaded. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's showin' his pitch, and he don't know it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's small. That guy was small for a friggin' midget. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's such a crybaby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's the real deal. Plus, I know what he thinkin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hell, yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hell, yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hello? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here comes the play. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here we go. Who they got? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here we go. This is it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here's a throw to first base, and Ross is out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here's the wind and the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, all you Milwaukee leprechauns. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Boca. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Coach, get me that ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, congratulations, Stan! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, easy, old man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, girl, you been watchin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, man, the press is eating it up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, oh, good. Buddy, come here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan, go get your hit this Saturday, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan, Tom Arnold here. Congratulations on everything. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan, you think that diaper's affecting your swing? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, they're just getting even with Stan from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, what size you swinging over there, Old School? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, where you goin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey. Hey, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey... from Mr 3000 (2004)
His elbow go in like this. He grip the ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
His last plate appearance of a storied big league career. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hitting's my business. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hmm? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hmm? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold on, kids. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold your breath, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hole in my ass? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Home half of the fourth. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hope he trips and breaks his leg. from Mr 3000 (2004)
How 'bout I shove my Hall of Fame bat from Mr 3000 (2004)
How about a Wiffle bat? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How about where you say you didn't know if I would do it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How about you, Ernie? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How come I hardly see you on SportsCenter anymore? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How could I not make them more competitive? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How do you think you'll adjust to the contemporary game? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How long do we let this go on? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How many games we got left in this season? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How old are you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How the hell do you bat 3,000 from Mr 3000 (2004)
How well he's been playing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
How's it feel, Stan? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How's it feel? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Huh? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Huh? Who's the old man, baby? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hydrostatic weighing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I agree, and that's why I'm telling Gus from Mr 3000 (2004)
I ain't goin' there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I ain't gonna be no damn spokesman for no Viagra. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I am here to record your history in the making. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I been playin' this game long enough to know how it goes. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I called a practice on my day off on our last home stand. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I called the man out. I'm watching the same game you are! from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can depend on you all to bring me, Stan Ross, to Cooperstown. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can do anything a 20 year old can do. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can hear you say Stan! from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can still swing my bat, Bo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can still swing my bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can't believe you said that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can't let them do it to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't believe it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't even know why you bother learning his name, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know what you're saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know why I bothered comin' back. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know, baby. I guess I like the rest of it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know. You're takin' half my at bats away. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't make the news or decide what is the news. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't need my balls washed to tell you how much I weigh. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't need you to tell me what to do. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't think I was one of his favorites. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't want Panas to take me out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't want you to pop no blood vessel. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I feel like Flipper. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I finally got them playin' patented Stan Ross baseball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I gave 'em they money worth tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I gave him good advice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got 3,000 up there, one for each one of my hits. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got 5 bucks in my pocket says you can't give me 10. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got a hammer my damn self. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got a new PlayStation game, Hall of Fame Baseball, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got one question for you, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got three games before we go on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got three home games against the Astros from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got tickets for that one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got your old man, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got your old man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I gotta go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I grew up watching your excellent play on television. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I guess somebody should have showed up to that practice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I guess you are getting a little serious, huh? from Mr 3000 (2004)
I had a few bad outings in a row, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I have to go with it because, as you say, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I hear you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I hope you weren't listening to the trash from Mr 3000 (2004)
I just became a legend like Willie Mays, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I just go where I'm assigned. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I just gotta go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I know I always said I didn't, but I do. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I know the team is going to give me the shoe. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I like the sleepin' and the talkin' from Mr 3000 (2004)
I love you more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I mean, best sex I ever had, too, but that's all it was. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I mean, hit a screamin' liner right past my head. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I mean, how am I supposed to think from Mr 3000 (2004)
I never felt that type of respect from Mr 3000 (2004)
I realized I had to start cuttin' loose from Mr 3000 (2004)
I remember once upon a time I pushed out the 40 year old. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I said, It looked like a groundout to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I said, What if you don't hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
I started my own little stuff right here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I still look good. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I still see the ball. I still hit the ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I think he played with you a couple of months in '79. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I think he's having a party at his place, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I think I'm gonna get it on the next at bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I thought the lady must have... from Mr 3000 (2004)
I thought when we retired his number, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I used to play center field, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I want you doing press all week long on the road, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I was all over that nickel curve ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I was thinkin' about that producer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I was young, Skip. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I wasn't thinkin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I went to the park this morning, and you weren't there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'd have been in the Hall of Fame a long time ago. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'd have quit last season if I didn't think from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll bring you home. Come on, get on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll catch her later. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll come right around. That ain't nothin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll pay for it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll see you at practice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll see you at the ball park. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll show him. I'll put up this... from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll show you what kiss my ass look like. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm about to take care of business. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm back! from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna give you a special exclusive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna say it here, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna slap the shit out of T Rex. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna start off real light, about 463. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna tell my buddies. Stan Ross unzipped my pants. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna tell you what's left for you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm here with Hall of Famer hopeful Stan Ross, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm hittin' now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just a reporter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just kidding. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying that I could always count on you from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying, Stan Ross Day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm looking dead at it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm not goin' on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm not in the mood right now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm not sure it does. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm on a roll, man. I'm tellin' you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm on a roll, too. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm Rick, the clubhouse assistant. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm sure to stay on that roll, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm surprised Stan Ross isn't protesting the call. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talkin' big time. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talking about Jay Leno. That's bigger than the game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talking endorsements, product lines. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talking to you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm the only one out there gettin' mine. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I've been here before. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I've been swinging this thing sweet from Mr 3000 (2004)
I've been waitin' 20 years for you to ask me that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
If he throw another curve ball, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If he's up to it, we put him in the lineup. from Mr 3000 (2004)
If I don't get a hit, it's over. from Mr 3000 (2004)
If Pennebaker homers, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If this was my team, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If you have a lifetime .314 average, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If you look on the back, you'll see it's written in Latin. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In fact, I don't think you even vacuumed. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In hopes of squeezing out an extra at bat for Ross, from Mr 3000 (2004)
In that elite 3,000 hit club? from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the division cellar. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the first two games against the Astros from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the league, will do everything he can from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the middle of the pennant race nine years ago. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In this, his final home stand. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In your first three at bats? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Infield tight, hitter's delight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Instead of playin', you makin' like Mr. Bojangles. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Into the raging, raging river. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is about to close and close before a nationwide audience. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is it more than a coincidence from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is it once a day? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is particularly unhappy having Ross back in the lineup. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that right? How many push ups can you do? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that the first time you pulled that off in a game? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that the way you were raised? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is the roar of the Brewer faithful from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is their strapping young outfielder, T Rex Pennebaker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is this a joke? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is this only about getting back to 3,000 hits, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It don't feel good, especially the way I've been swinging, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It has to go in, all of it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It hasn't changed, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is gone! from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is gone! from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is off the base of the wall. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It just isn't possible to get out of his day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It should be a ball game right now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It was 1989, against the Mariners. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It was really nice, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It was wrong the way I quit on the team back then. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It wasn't the best. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's a piece of loose leaf paper you wrote Ross Bar on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's a publicity stunt, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's a vicious line drive off Earll's... from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's called Pilates. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's carrying well. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's going, going. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's going, going. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's how we determine how much body fat you really have. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's like if the Red Sox thawed out Ted Williams, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's my year, and everybody knows it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's not like I'm hiding from you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's not Reebok. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's only a joke if you think weak abs are funny. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's still a scoreless tie. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's the 31 st time you've homered but your team's lost. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's the reason most of the 38,000 plus fans from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's the same reason why everybody else here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's what's for dinner. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Jay and I did our thing. That ain't no ESPN. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just ain't like the old days, huh, Boca? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just be with me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just by chance, you ain't here to see me? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just chillin' at a curve for strike one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just comin' from me, I think my man from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just get one more question. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just keep the ball low and away. We'll get you out the inning. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just like when the White Sox hired that midget. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just Stan. I'm just Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just two weeks ago, fans, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just you, me, and the team. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Keep your popcorn by your side 'cause it's comin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Kiss my ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Kiss my... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Knickknack patty whack, get your dog a bone. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Last chance to go out there and get yours. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Last warning. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me be a little polite here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me tell you something. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me tell you something. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me tell you something. I am crazy! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's check out the highlights. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's go, baby. Let's go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's go, Brewers, let's go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's hear it for our Brewers' own Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's welcome former teammate Bill Big Horse Berelli. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Like I've been telling you, you can't beat Father Time. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Like it or not, I'm a certified immortal. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Listen up! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Livin' legend, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at this boy go. Look at your boy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at this! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at you, Mo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look, don't be thinkin' negative out here, okay? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look, Stan, it was just sex, right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look, what I'm sayin' is, don't cut me out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looked like a groundout to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looks familiar? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looks like number 3, the Italian sausage, has won the race. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looks like the bratwurst is getting smoked. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Lord, just when I thought I'd seen it all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Make it 3,000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Make you a hot dog on a stick, bitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, could he hit the ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, I never batted lower than fifth in my life. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, that's bullshit! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, wasn't thinkin'! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, what the hell? What's your damn problem, man? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maureen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe I'm gettin' serious about you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe you remember something you thought I said I was gonna do, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe you should use something lighter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe you was takin' a grandpa nap during that part. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Me and Stan were teammates. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Michael Jordan struggled, and he was only out two years. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Minadeo steps back in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Minadeo, Skillett. Second and short. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Miss it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mm hmm. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mm, you too, Tony. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mo, I swear, he has a black one for funerals. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mo, it's only one damn practice, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mo, Mo, baby, look at you. Come on, Mo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
More competitive on the field? from Mr 3000 (2004)
More like Stan the statue. from Mr 3000 (2004)
More positions, then? from Mr 3000 (2004)
More times a night? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Move it over there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mr. 3000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mr. Incredible. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mr. Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
My spine and my butt, too. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Next pitch. Now, wait a second. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nice car. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nice to see you again, Mo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nitroglycerin himself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, all the hits were hits. There just aren't 3,000 of them. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, come here. Let me ask you a question. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I got a headache. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I got tickets for tomorrow! from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I love you more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I'm just saying, man, that's why I love you, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I'm on assignment. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I've just been a Brewers fan my whole life from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, it's not sex. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, no, no. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, you're gettin' the best of both worlds. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No. What are you saying? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nolan Ryan looking at me like he want to kill me, right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not on my plate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not so aggressive, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not to play you on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not to see us play for third place, but to see me get my hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nothin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nothing close from Norton. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nothing's gonna keep you out of the Hall of Fame. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now batting, first baseman, number 21, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now batting, first baseman, number 21, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now that I got this, I ain't playin' no more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, I don't see a damn reason from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, I never thought I'd live to see this day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, I'm not gonna say that every Brewer but Stan had a hit, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, this shit is all right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, we give him a physical. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Number 21, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Number 8, Anthony Carter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Of course, all season, a lot of hitters, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Of training into their exercise regimen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, bat boy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, boy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, crazy? Thinkin' I'm crazy? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, hold on, fellas. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, I can think of a lot of descriptions from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, my, what a close play! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, no, I'm good. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, oh! Your knee touched, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, okay. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, okay. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, shoot, that reminds me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, that's the dude with the cologne. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, you still hold the record. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh! Just chillin' at a called strike three, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ohh, but listen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oho! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, Erica Kane. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, feel the extensors now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, I'll shrink your big ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, if you so upset, why was you willing to get back with me? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, Stan, now you ready to get started for real? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, that's it for today, folks. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, the Milwaukee Brewers from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, well, that's one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay. Start over. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Old man? from Mr 3000 (2004)
On the South Side of Chicago, Stanley Ross, playin' baseball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Once you get over the initial modesty, I think you'll be fine. from Mr 3000 (2004)
One arm or two? from Mr 3000 (2004)
One game, one more hit, and he has that magical 3,000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
One of the greatest hitters straight up and down. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Only looked out for himself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ooh, I don't think so, Mr. Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ooh, ooh, a little testy. A little testy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ooh, Stan was a hair off from Mr 3000 (2004)
Or do you believe you can help make the Brewers from Mr 3000 (2004)
Our Maureen Simmons was at the game and had postgame duty. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Out! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Outstanding. You feel good? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Outta here! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Over here, say, Hell, yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
