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Death Becomes Her (1992)

Death Becomes Her (1992)

Death Becomes Her is a dark comedy film released in 1992, directed by Robert Zemeckis. This satirical masterpiece stars a brilliant cast, including Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis. The story revolves around an eternal quest for youth and physical immortality. Streep and Hawn play rival socialites who become entangled in an age-defying potion, resulting in an astonishingly hilarious and grotesque series of events. Willis portrays the down-on-his-luck plastic surgeon caught in the crossfire of their rivalry.

This cult classic is known for its cutting-edge visual effects, showcasing Zemeckis' innovative use of CGI in the early 90s. It cleverly explores themes of vanity, obsession, and the lengths people will go to in order to preserve their beauty.

To fully immerse yourself in the world of Death Becomes Her, you can play and download the unforgettable sounds of this film right here. Relive the over-the-top performances, the outrageous situations, and the iconic moments that have made this movie a timeless gem. Get ready for a delightfully morbid and entertaining experience that will leave you laughing and pondering the absurdity of it all.

A brilliant academic as well as a rugged outdoorsman,
A potion.
A real man, not some drunken, broken down flaccid undertaker...
A tonic.
A touch of magic...
A woman, Ernest.
After she's gone,
Again?
Ah, thank God!
Ah!
Ah... no.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ain't nobody can play dead like me, Ernest.
All right.
An idiot with a modicum of pride, because you know what?
An idiot. From now on I'm gonna be the kind of idiot I wanna be.
An outstanding characteristic of a beaver...
And already it ebbs away from you.
And eternally fat!
And find me on the floor not breathing, no pulse?
And I'm parting.
And I'm... really sorry.
And it's here, among us, in the hearts of his friends.
And laugh at me.
And lightly coat each glass.
And look at you, you have a... waist.
And Maddie needs work too.
And make it a better place than he found it.
And make it look like she's had...
And of course, Ernest's AA chapter will carry on long after his death.
And she even paid for the hardware.
And since we know so little of Ernest before that age,
And suffering every indignity and humiliation.
And take one of each kind of wine glass from the shelf.
And that husband of yours,
And that meant everything to me.
And that thought made me feel... terrible.
And the secret of eternal youth right here...
And then like a biblical patriarch...
And then makes us witness our own decay.
And then suddenly something wonderful happens and your whole outlook...
And there seems to be something wrong with your, uh, blouse.
And think nothing more of it.
And turned him into an undertaker.
And wasted your own.
And we are still talking about Madeline Ashton!
And you admit you thought I was cheap.
And you've shattered, uh, two, uh, vertebrae.
And youth forever.
And, uh... your body temperature is below 80...
And, your, your, your...
Anna, don't talk, just go away.
Are you angry, dear? Are you very angry?
Are you doing something funny with Madeline?
Are you nuts?
Are you telling me it doesn't hurt when I do this?
Aren't you forgetting something?
As one of my clients simply said,
As you know, Narconal is a very powerful alcohol base tranquilizer,
Ashton.
Ask me to leave this house immediately!
At least I'd know I'd be getting something stiff
At least, a two piece.
At the party, people spoke of nothing else.
Be good to it.
Because it came at your expense.
Because it wasn't until 50 he met his lovely wife, Claire,
Because we didn't think you'd feel comfortable.
Been plotting down here or should I say, what else?
Began to spread his message of hope...
Bottoms up.
But at the end of that time, before people become suspicious,
But don't be modest. That's what you do.
But I think you're gonna need a little bondo on the chin, babe.
But it just took me a glimpse and I was back where I started.
But just to hurt me on purpose.
But look at you now! You couldn't raise an eyebrow without surgery!
But the bone protrusion through the skin, that's not a good sign.
But to enhance the world for us...
But you must make me a promise.
But...
By God, that is exactly what I am going to do!
By the time they perform the autopsy,
Call the police and report we've seen a drunk woman swerving close to the edge.
Calm? I am calm. Everyone is calm here.
Can you believe Madeline Ashton? Talk about waking the dead.
Can you believe that? A musical version of Sweet Bird of Youth.
Cheap.
Check okay?
Cheers.
Clamp her hands on the steering wheel...
Classy? Really? Compared to whom?
Come on. Don't try to flatter me.
Come on. Get her outta here!
Come on. I won't bite.
Come on. Open it!
Come on. What do you say? For old times sake.
Dakota!
Darn it.
Dear? Madeline?
Depending on each other.
Dick, Tom, Harry.
Did you ever notice how some days can start out so shitty
Did you?
Divorce? In California?
Do you know how silly you're sounding?
Do you know what they call someone who sticks by their word no matter what?
Do you know what they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans...
Do you think I was blind, deaf?
Do you think that I'm starting to need you?
Do you?
Doctor, she's at death's door.
Doctor?
Don't come near me, follow me or talk to me.
Don't drink it... and continue to watch yourself rot.
Don't wait up.
Don't you dare say how long.
Don't you just love it?
Don't you see, Madeline? It's a miracle!
Dr. Ernest Menville, my fiance.
Dr. Menville, thank God.
Dr. Menville?
Dr. Menville?
Drink it!
Drink it! Drink it!
Drink it.
Drink that potion and you'll never grow even one day older.
Drink!
Drink! Dr. Menville!
Drink! Siempre viva!
Drink.
Eh...
Eighteen years old, from Cuba.
Ern, darling.
Ern, darling.
Ernest Menville? Dr. Ernest Menville, the plastic surgeon?
Ernest the storyteller?
Ernest, ask me to go.
Ernest, don't be angry with me.
Ernest, oh, we gotta stop.
Ernest, you don't know Madeline the way I do.
Ernest, you pushed me down the stairs!
Ernest, you... poor, sweet thing.
Ernest!
Ernest! Do you still have the potion? Do you still have it?
Ernest! Grab it!
Ernest...
Everyone clear.
Everyone does.
Evian, please. No ice.
Exactly which part of the plan were you unclear on?
Exactly! Exactly what
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me!
Find it! Find it!
Fine, dear, thank you. Like a rock.
Fine.
First, I must remind all of you who staged your own deaths...
Flaunting her lovers...
Follow me, please.
For any of us to have a life,
For God's sake!
For heaven's sake, Helen, it was a dinner.
For the spectacular job you did with my Aunt Esther.
Forever.
Formaldehyde.
From Newark, for God's sakes.
From the medial canthus to the lateral orbital margin.
Geez.
Gentlemen, please, seal the room.
Go find someone your own age, Madeline!
Go on.
Good evening.
Good morning, madam.
Good, I'm sure he'll be fine. Just calm down.
Gosh, I'm glad you came. I didn't know if you would.
Grab it!
Grab it! Grab it!
Ha! Ah ha! You took the potion!
Has that ever worked? When you ask me where I last saw something?
Have you seen her yet?
Have you two set a date?
He drowned in his hot tub. Very bloated, very swollen.
He is. He's a genius.
He was making love to his new fiancee.
He won't go to Lisle's. You heard him. He's made up his mind about leaving.
He's going up.
He's got this expression of happiness that is completely inappropriate.
He's not gonna live forever.
He's still got it!
Hel!
Hel!
Helen and I want to apologize for that little thing downstairs.
Helen Sharp's book party!
Helen, darling, 12 years! 12 long years!
Helen, it's me, Ernest Menville! I did it!
Helen, you idiot.
Help me! Hurry up, you wimp!
Help me! My legs aren't working! Help me!
Her color, her tone.
Her neck is broken and there's no pulse and she's dead.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, I might have more fun with one of your clients!
Hey! Hey!
Hold out your hand.
Honey, I think I need a doctor.
Hope they never see the scars.
How could you have lost an entire can of spray paint?
How did you get in? I didn't hear the gate.
How much is it?
How old would you guess I am?
Hurry!
I always knew it was her.
I am completely rational. We're going to bury her.
I am gonna go downtown and obtain a divorce from Madeline Ashton.
I am seventy one years old.
I am sorry, but the plasma separation...
I am the one who knows your secret.
I am the one who understands.
I am very sensitive to your torment.
I am?
I beg your pardon?
I called you cheap. That's what I think of you.
I can only say that his reputation is unsurpassed.
I can see... my ass!
I can't believe Did you
I can't have these interruptions!
I can't really be certain without an X ray.
I can't use kerosene because it'll affect the skin.
I could pay you extra.
I couldn't take it again.
I did give you all my numbers?
I didn't know you were coming over.
I didn't know you were so unhappy.
I didn't pack this thing five years ago,
I didn't think I'd be able to, but I did it!
I didn't want you to hear.
I don't believe it!
I don't have to take this any longer!
I don't intend to.
I don't know what I'd do.
I don't think so. I mean, it would hurt, wouldn't it?
I don't think this is a miracle at all!
I don't think this is right.
I don't wanna live forever.
I drink too much.
I fainted and I woke up and it was all dark.
I fell down the stairs.
I finally realized something. I've lived up to my promise.
I find it very hard to believe...
I gotta get a drink.
I had it when we left the car, okay?
I have a delivery for Madeline Ashton and Dr. Ernest Menville.
I have a hole in my stomach!
I have a hole in my stomach!
I have absolutely no interest in Madeline Ashton.
I have never blamed you for leaving me.
I have never ever blamed you. Never!
I have no problem with that. Do you?
I have to be better than that.
I have your final eviction notice.
I have... something in my eye.
I haven't seen an autumn or winter in years.
I hope you don't mind...
I hoped you'd come.
I hurt you on purpose.
I just arrived in town. I follow the spring.
I just had this feeling inside of me that I couldn't contain.
I just had to see if you could pass the Madeline Ashton test.
I just have to make a telephone call.
I just have to make a telephone call.
I just want you to know one thing, Hel.
I just want you to know that I am at your disposal.
I just wanted to tell you both that I've come to a decision that's...
I kept yelling and yelling and yelling.
I know about the kind of... work you're doing now.
I know it is. How can anyone explain it?
I know we I know we
I know you're in there!
I know. We'll drug him.
I loved every one of them and they loved me.
I most certainly will not!
I often thought to myself I don't deserve this...
I pushed her down the stairs. She is absolutely stone cold.
I saw your wife and friend.
I should think so, yeah.
I should've divorced Madeline a long time ago.
I spoke to my P.R. woman and she said,
I spoke to my P.R. woman and she said,
I think I need you to say it every morning.
I think that just about covers it.
I think... I'm gonna get a second opinion.
I throw one every spring for my clients.
I vant to be alone, yah.
I want you to know something.
I want you to know something.
I was just trying to have some fun. That's all.
I was questioning myself. I was wondering why...
I wasn't the sort of girl that could say the word...
I will never forgive her for what she's done to you.
I will not speak to you till you put your head on straight.
I won't name names. You know who you are.
I wonder what her secret is.
I would friggin' well say so!
I would like to give a present.
I would like to talk about...
I would sell my soul to be able to operate again.
I would stay out of a bathing suit for a while.
I wouldn't
I wouldn't know where to begin, Madeline.
I, for one, honestly believe this teacher, this benefactor,
I, I, I, I violated what law?
I'll get the shovels, dear.
I'll have to watch everyone around me die.
I'll just be upstairs.
I'll paint your ass; you paint mine.
I'll tell ya about pain! Bobby O'Brien!
I'll tell ya why. Because I made a promise...
I'm afraid is not so simple.
I'm glad this happened, Miss Ashton.
I'm glad to see you're awake, Dr. Menville.
I'm gonna need you to hold very still.
I'm loving you.
I'm sick of this shit, you know that?
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry, dears.
I'm terribly sorry, sir. I know how difficult this must be.
I've been so weak for so long.
I've lost men to her before.
I've raised a lot more than an eyebrow in my day.
I've thought this through carefully, and it's the only way.
If I never told you before, it's because...
If she's not dead, you tell her to come here.
If the police check the phone records, don't you think it'll look unusual...
If they check the phone records, it'll confirm what you told them.
If you don't come out,
If you give up the right to remain silent
In Death Valley. You and I.
In prison, Ernest?
In the lives of his children and his grandchildren.
In the whole of recorded medical history,
In this world obsessed with science.
In violation of every natural law that I know!
Is a very traumatic process to the body!
Is one man who will indeed...
Is that what you think? You better think again!
Is the large, flat tail.
Is there anything...
It could be shock.
It could happen. I've never seen it happen, but it could happen.
It is a very, very select group, you understand?
It is my opinion that our beloved Ernest...
It is the completion of your life's work.
It just happened. It was an accident.
It offers us the taste of youth and vitality...
It sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?
It stops the aging process dead in its tracks...
It was so awful hating you and envying you at the same time.
It was stupid! The police, Madeline! The police!
It wasn't you. It was him.
It's a dislocated neck. That's what it is.
It's better than an accident. At least it's gonna look like an accident.
It's fractured in three places.
It's got its own chemical adhesive, comes in a variety of flesh
It's in the bath.
It's just not the right balance.
It's okay. It's all right.
It's okeydokey.
It's physically impossible, but now I understand it.
It's so sweet What is this?
It's so sweet of you to say that.
It's the only way you'll survive if you fall.
It's very difficult to determine time of death within a few hours.
It's, uh, it's interesting.
Jesus, what'd she do? Hire extras?
Just a little bit too much to drink.
Just give yourself some time to grieve.
Just suddenly... changes.
Keep your ass handy.
Lady, listen. You have the right to remain silent.
Leave us alone, mmm?
Leaving only traces of alcohol.
Let's get the hell outta here.
Let's go.
Let's have a little look at you. Which wrist is it?
Let's just calm down. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully Whoa!
Life in prison? Know what that means to a person in your condition?
Lisle Von Rhuman?
Lisle will be with us in a very few seconds.
Listen to me, Ernest.
Listen, that was a long time ago.
Listen! I understand now. It's incredible!
Live forever!
Live forever.
Long ago. I never had a chance to thank you...
Look at you!
Look, you gotta believe me. This is perfectly innocent.
Look!
Look! There's Ernest!
Look. I put it in your bag.
Mad, I'd like you to meet...
Mad!
Mad?
Madeline Ashton goes to the opening of an envelope.
Madeline is not ready to be buried yet.
Madeline, look at yourself!
Madeline!
Madeline! I need to speak to Madeline at once!
Madeline. I need to speak to Madeline at once!
Madeline...
Make some room for my friend, for Christ's sake!
May I say that I've always thought yours...
Maybe my wrist, but my neck feels sort of sore.
Maybe you just
Miss Ashton, how are you? So good to see you!
Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.
Miss Von Rhuman's expecting you.
Mmm, mmm, that depends.
Mmm.
Money is no object. It means nothing to me.
More than one in a six month period.
Mrs. Helen Sharp? It's your landlord. Open the door, please.
My ass!
My God, it's back!
My God, Madeline, that was horrible. It was brutal.
My God!
My taxi here?
Narconal will be on the glass.
Needle tip cautery. Quickly, please.
Neighbors? In 12 years in Los Angeles, have you ever seen a neighbor?
Never could lie to you.
Never.
No, of course you haven't. Very few have.
No, you admit it. You look me in the eye...
No! No!
No.
Nobody heard me. Nobody did anything.
Not anymore.
Not at his age.
Not because you loved them, not because you cared...
Not just to attain some personal ambition...
Now she's breaking your heart,
Of a man of courage and of vision.
Of our very strict policy against...
Of the body you thought you once knew.
Oh, and that he did.
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Helen, I think you should leave right away.
Oh, boy.
Oh, clever little witch. She sent seating assignments.
Oh, darling,
Oh, Ernest!
Oh, everybody gather round.
Oh, forever young! Right.
Oh, God! Oh!
Oh, Helen, for you to have a life,
Oh, looks as though she's lost a few pounds!
Oh, madam, you look younger every day.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! He still looks like hell.
Oh, my gosh, Helen! What are you doin' here?
Oh, no, Dr. Menville, you can't give him any character or depth.
Oh, no? Pretty strong words for a murderer on the run,
Oh, oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, twenty eight. Twenty... three?
Oh, we'll be so happy!
Oh, well, thank you very much.
Oh, yeah, you're all runny.
Oh, yes, there is.
Oh, yes! I'm gonna be done very soon.
Oh, you haven't changed.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Do you have that number 9 acrylic?
Oh! I gotta think! I gotta think!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, I thought you were cheap.
Okay, I've got it. Where's the body?
Okay, right. I see. Gotcha.
Okay, what's this you're talking about with your neck?
Okay.
One day I'm in the hardware store and I think, What about mannequin paint?
One of us has to stay rational.
Only a select group.
Oops. Look at all this bleeding.
Or...
Our policy clearly prohibits...
Pain!
Painting each other's asses.
People have to recognize him.
Perhaps in his case, it's really true.
Please!
Please? Please?
Please.
Please... Please, don't fail.
Popping up in public to grab a few headlines.
Probably shouldn't have done that. Ha ha!
Really important. You understand?
Really, Ernest. Oh.
Remember? You may have done it alone, but I can't walk away now.
Respiratory therapist to E.R. Therapist to the E.R.
Right.
Rose! Oh, it's you.
Scott Hunter! Ernest Menville! That's pain!
Screw the natural law!
Self defense.
Sensual.
Sex!
Sex.
Sexual without blushing.
Sexy.
She accepts callers day... and night.
She is?
She just turns on that flash and that glitter and they're gone.
She may be able to help you.
She wants you. She wants you because you're mine.
She was a home wrecker. She was a man eater.
She was saying the most monstrous things and she's dead.
She'll be classified as just another drunk driver.
She's a friend of, of, the guy who was here to
She's a woman.
She's already destroyed your career.
She's dead, Ernest, just like we wanted, just like we plotted together.
She's killing you.
She's not here.
She's wasted you.
Shh, shh, shh, listen, Helen.
Show me your hand.
Siempre viva. Live forever.
Sit!
Six months of therapy. You're not one pound lighter.
So that's why you look the way you do and you are dead.
So warm, so full of life.
So you won't need much.
So...
So...
So... it would be self defense.
Some drunk woman up here on Mulholland's swerving dangerously close to the edge.
Somebody told me we look ridiculous together.
Something... on a personal basis.
Speaking of which, as a friend, some advice.
Spray paint.
Stay away from me!
Stealing your pride,
Stop! Stop it! Stop!
Suite 1110, please.
Sure.
Tell her to come here, walk right up to me...
Tell me, Doctor,
Ten years of perfect, unchanged beauty.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Mr. Franklin, we'll see if we can't give him a little character,
Thank you, Rose. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Ern?
That Harry and Dick had to dress you.
That is not going to happen, by God!
That was pretty neat.
That was when I was old. You should see me now.
That... was totally uncalled for.
That's exactly what she wants you to do.
That's true. We have to respect that.
That's what it does.
That's why I wanted you to meet her before we got married.
The beaver has always been of interest to man.
The case is closed. Madeline is dead.
The cost, you see, it's different for everyone.
The first thing tomorrow morning,
The gift of life...
The highlights of your eyes are unbalanced. Want people to stare?
The Menville Center for the Study of Women,
The Menville Marriage Counseling Clinic,
The morgue! She'll be furious.
The Narconal will be completely dissolved,
The pores are too dry.
The secret that we share must never become public.
The sordid topic of coin...
The woman wanted my professional opinion.
Then how come you never invited me to one of those parties at your parents?
Then I didn't know where I was and I got scared.
Then there's nothing I can do.
Then we load her in the car, take her to the top of Mulholland Drive,
Then what?
Then you'll take this Narconal...
Then, at dinner, we propose a toast.
There are two fat compartments in the upper eyelid, three in the lower.
These are the moments that make life worth living.
They just came.
They were all I had and you took them away from me.
Thirty eight.
This has never happened to another single human.
This is life's ultimate cruelty.
This is not a dream. This is a nightmare.
This is pointless! Wait a minute, this is ridiculous!
This is so embarrassing.
This is very hard to explain.
This is what you've always done.
This man, had in his own way...
Those people can be so cruel.
Till death do us part.
Tilting at nature's windmill.
To be one of the most beautiful faces...
To his adopted children all around the world.
Today really shaped up in a hurry, didn't it?
Tomorrow, I'll call Madeline to say good bye.
Tonight is very important to me.
Tonight, while she's asleep, you'll sneak downstairs quietly,
Uh huh, uh huh.
Uh huh. I'm not really quite sure why I came.
Very important and long overdue.
Wait here, please.
Was for him a delightful adventure.
Watch.
We are restricted by the... laws of nature.
We can't even hurt each other! We can't even inflict pain!
We can't go back to Lisle's. She told us to take care of our bodies.
We drop the car into gear,
We have to decide what you're going to say first.
We have to take care of each other.
We have to talk.
We haven't heard from you in a while.
We need you!
We see the upper eyelid skin incision...
We shall be seeing more of you, I think.
We thought you might like some breakfast.
We'll sit her up in the driver's seat...
We're being told that we belong together.
We're free, Helen. But I'm afraid I'm gonna burn in hell.
We're gathered here today to honor the passing...
We've all heard his tall tales about the living dead in Beverly Hills.
Weirdo.
Welcome, everyone. Lisle will be down in a few minutes.
Well,
Well, could be worse.
Well, for me, how much?
Well, I can now.
Well, I'll tell you what. We, this, uh, odd thing.
Well, I'm so happy for you... both.
Well, it is the natural law.
Well, thank you very much. I think I should be going.
Well, that was sweet of you, dear.
Well, what more could one expect?
Well, you girls are dead.
What about you, Helen?
What an eye.
What are they gonna do? Put me in the gas chamber? Big deal.
What are we saying?
What are you doing?
What are you, nuts?
What did you say?
What does it do?
What ever happened to that, um, writing thing?
What if I fall down a flight of stairs or something?
What if I get shot? What if somebody pushes me down
What if it fades? Chips? What if it rains?
What if something happens to me? What if I get maimed?
What if this happens again?
What in God's name?
What is
What is that?
What occasion?
What seems to be the problem?
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
What will you tell them? You're going to be very popular in prison.
What would you be doing that you have paint on your hands?
What?
What?
What? What is it? What's the matter?
What'd you do with that spray paint can?
What's that on your hands? Blood?
What's wrong with me?
When was the last time you worked, Madeline? A real job?
Where are all the doctors?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where's that?
Which is exactly what you are, Ernest.
Which was one more talent than you had, you former fatso!
Who am I gonna hang around with, Madeline and Helen?
Who among us never knew Ernest the prankster? Hmm?
Who could drop a big can of spray paint for God's sake?
Who do you think you're talking to?
Who is it?
Who is just as dead below the waist as his clients are.
Who keeps calling?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoopsie. Anything broken?
Why do I have to carry everything? You get to carry a baby purse.
Why don't you let me be the judge of that?
Wow!
Wow!
Wrinkled, wrinkled little star,
Yah! Yah!
Yeah, and you're still alive.
Yeah, so, why did it have to happen to me?
Yeah, so? Fix it.
Yeah, this is upkeep. We just have to be very careful with ourselves.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh.
Yes, I know. You may go down.
Yes, I think so.
Yes, it's all very noble to keep your word.
Yes, you are.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes. When you lost your index finger.
You and I work together. First, we finish dinner.
You are like Don Quixote,
You brought this on yourself.
You can call me day or night.
You can put yourself back together again.
You can retire.
You can stage your own phony death...
You can start your life all over again.
You can't let her get away with that.
You cruel, vicious, loathsome bitch!
You did brilliant work.
You didn't steal him. He went to you.
You don't even think about me ever again.
You don't look for me. You don't ask about me.
You don't understand. She didn't
You envied me? I envied you!
You gave other people youth...
You have got to forget about her.
You have no talent for poverty.
You have to completely eliminate
You have to disappear from public view forever.
You have to!
You know something else?
You know what I mean? How about that?
You know, I was just thinking.
You look absolutely marvelous.
You may continue your career for ten years,
You may have always won, but you never played fair.

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