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Our Brand Is Crisis (2015)

Our Brand Is Crisis (2015)

"Our Brand Is Crisis" is a gripping political comedy-drama film released in 2015. Directed by David Gordon Green, the movie tells the story of a political consultant, 'Calamity' Jane Bodine, portrayed brilliantly by Sandra Bullock. The cast also includes Billy Bob Thornton as her rival, Pat Candy, and Anthony Mackie as Ben, a fellow campaign strategist.

Set in Bolivia, the film follows Jane as she is recruited by a struggling presidential candidate to help him win the election. Operating in a world of media manipulation and political spin, she relies on her unconventional methods to influence public opinion. As the campaign intensifies, the battle between Jane and Candy becomes increasingly fierce, showcasing both their determination and personal demons.

With sharp wit and intense performances, "Our Brand Is Crisis" provides a thought-provoking commentary on the nature of politics and the power of persuasion. The movie's soundtrack, filled with evocative and atmospheric sounds, perfectly complements the intense storylines and characters. You can enjoy and download these sounds by visiting our website.

A big crisis: social, economic, and political.
A father wants his children to be proud of him.
A great man once said,
A leader must be a father to his people.
A long time ago, when, uh, they made you president.
A lot of bad associations.
A man of no experience, an everyman opportunist,
A man's strengths flow from the same well as his weaknesses.
A nuclear holocaust that would just blow up the world.
A president must be sensitive.
A president must travel the whole country, listening to his people.
A source close to Rivera's campaign has said...
A story started circulating
A woman came up to him after a rally one night and said,
Abort it. Abort it. Don't do it. Don't.
About his own candidate's daughter being a coke addict, right?
About the choices facing them.
About the daughter of my own candidate being a drug addict,
ABRAHAM: (IN ENGLISH) Castillo, he wants to bring in the IMF.
ABRAHAM: Pepe!
According to the story,
Accusing her of, get this, violating election laws.
Actually, we met before, sir.
After carryin' shit for three months and sittin' on my knees five hours a day,
Ah.
All over her neighborhood in Miraflores.
All right, we can't get comfortable.
All right.
All right.
All right. There's a crisis. There's no time.
All that white collar crap that you cut with a smile
ALL: (CHANTING) Castillo! Castillo! Castillo!
ALL: Salud!
Am I right?
Amazing. Unbelievable.
Among the disenfranchised and hopeless. Okay?
An inherently corrupt system here.
And a voice for globalization.
And apologizing isn't him.
And assume the presidency.
And Calamity is...
And ended that young girl's life, don't we?
And experience is important because the problem...
And get that beating on tape.
And he lies.
And he says, I know. I just wanna hear him deny it.
And he's got balls, and he is the only choice.
And huge controversy.
And I am pissed.
And I don't think that modern democracy
And I'm giving you another shot at the title.
And I'm not gonna be able to get in the damn house.
And I'm not gonna stand here and watch you ruin it.
And I've learned that they show tremendous wisdom
And if anyone has any qualms about this,
And if she messes it up,
And if you look at the...
And if you stare into the abyss too long...
And in the darkness, somewhere in the background,
And it was over. Finished.
And it's about to do a lot more talking.
And last minute surprises will kill.
And let me tell you, Bodine is right.
And like I said, we had a low budget on the effects.
And not empty words!
And not empty words.
And now I'm being very straightforward with you about what I need.
And now I'm gonna be gettin' home at midnight,
And now I'm voting for Velasco.
And now you're getting ready to smear shit all over us.
And our brand,
And pretend like I can take care of every tiny little problem?
And real deep,
And record voter turnout is expected.
And right now you make people feel like you're gonna shoot them.
And Rivera has been doubly blessed.
And she might spill the truth for once.
And Stevenson said, Madam, that's not enough.
And that alone is another fight.
And that includes my mistakes.
And that is why I brought my oppo out.
And that jacket, I tell you, is very nice.
And that you do not think you can fly.
And that's exactly what I was doin'.
And that's final.
And that's what makes you so dangerous.
And that's why I think that
And that's why I'm here today: to say that we have a plan
And the manager said, Nobody's gonna believe that.
And the nasty, terrible things that I've done,
And the third reason you're 30 points behind
And the truth is, it was your son who was a member.
And then I met them.
And then she can have some candy.
And then we do a slow dissolve to you feeding the llama,
And then you give it to 'em,
And then you profit from it.
And then you say, Llamas supply...
And then, if you get that spile in real good
And there's no one at the wheel. I don't know!
And there's pyramids all over and hieroglyphic... Hieroglyphics.
And there's the haphephobia.
And they are extremely complicated.
And wasn't a popular move for him.
And we are going to spoon feed them their Rivera story.
And we are gonna look for ways of using it against him.
And we don't have any say on that.
And we find you, right in the guts of the favelas,
And we wanna grab that brass ring.
And we won't stop until we pass fifty percent.
And what I need from you is for you to use your connections.
And what were you doing in Japan?
And when she doesn't get her way, she makes noise.
And who is this people's person?
And you came and you picked me up.
And you don't think you can fly?
And you regret that it's drawn the focus away from the issues
And you've got 'em turning back to some old guy
And, apparently, she doesn't have a first or a last name either. It's just LeBlanc.
And, well, he's... He's leading the field.
Another fight? Really?
Any idea where that might've gone?
Anyway, enjoy yourself as much as you possibly can.
Apparently some flyers are being circulated
Appeared to be a landslide in the hands of Victor Rivera.
Are you a member of the Cult of the Cosmic Wind?
Are you close to your son?
Are you headin' home? Yeah?
Are you okay?
Are you sure it's from them?
Are you the guy that jumped in front of, uh, Castillo after the debate?
Are you thinking about
Arms slightly away from your hips for empowerment.
As am I!
As deputy of Potosí,
ASSISTANT: I raise him from he was a baby.
At least the Brits don't block the goddamn road.
Attack your enemy where he is unprepared. Appear where you are unexpected.
AUDIENCE: Aww!
Bad news for Rivera and Velasco.
Bad, bad boy. You actually are a crook.
Basically, he doesn't relate to the Bolivian people.
Because he believes the same things I believe.
Because he's got the whole package.
Because if we do, you need to tell me.
Because if you defend democracy, you are the voice of the people.
Because if you've got some kind of trick up your sleeve,
Because the poorest people are the people who are going to suffer the most.
Because the problems we face are social and economic,
Because there's only one wrong in this.
Because you've already broken my windshield.
Before a loan request can be put to the executive board.
Ben, how do you pronounce these, uh, indigenous, uh, people?
BEN: Buenos... Buenos días. NELL: Buenos días.
BEN: Buenos... Buenos días. NELL: Buenos días.
BEN: He won. Twice.
BEN: Hey, Jane, get in the car!
BEN: Hey, Jane, the car's comin'.
BEN: If I can finish this, if you look at this last graph,
BEN: It's a presidential campaign in South America, Jane.
BEN: It's time for change. It's their slogan, sir.
BEN: Jane, get back in the car.
BEN: Jane, this isn't safe, all right?
BEN: Jane? Wait. NELL: Oh, Jane!
BEN: Let's do one round. Then we'll leave.
BEN: Looking sharp, Buckley.
BEN: Marco, no! No, no, no, Marco!
BEN: Nell?
BEN: No cliff! No, no, no! No cliff!
BEN: No, no, I know what it is. No, thank you.
BEN: No. Jane, he can't make these promises.
BEN: Pando hasn't come in yet, either.
BEN: Rich, new question. Senator, how do you respond to people
BEN: Rich's process is to get... Wow.
BEN: That's a huge mistake. NELL: Well done, Senator.
BEN: That's good. You win. You win.
BEN: They are in the camel family.
BEN: This makes no sense.
BEN: Trying out the crisis message in the polls, sir,
BEN: Wait, Jane! Jane!
BEN: Well, that's not good enough, sir. CASTILLO: This is all part of the past.
BEN: Where the hell are we, Nell?
BEN: Why'd you make the little girl cry?
BEN: You have to do something to make this guy seem more likable to human beings.
BEN: You win. All right, okay.
Ben! Buckley! Nell! Five points up!
Ben?
Ben's not gonna fix the Wi Fi.
Blackmail, manipulation, sex, embezzlement, extortion, racketeering,
Bloody coups, tanks on the street.
Bolivia. Very interesting.
Born in Bolivia, raised in America.
Bringing in the International Monetary Fund
BUCKLEY: ...next to this, you know, hippie guru,
BUCKLEY: Do you have any lotion?
BUCKLEY: Great quote. All right, I need a Vicodin. That was awful.
BUCKLEY: I love 'em. They feel good on the skin.
BUCKLEY: I need to get me a pair of those. Amazon?
BUCKLEY: Is there something wrong with her?
BUCKLEY: It's all about extremes in Bolivia.
BUCKLEY: It's gotta feel like you've lost everything,
BUCKLEY: It's his smile.
BUCKLEY: Jane. LEBLANC: Act normal.
BUCKLEY: Jane's got a great ass!
BUCKLEY: Jeez. This thing with Candy.
BUCKLEY: Looks a lot like a camel to me.
BUCKLEY: Marco! Oh, my God! Shit!
BUCKLEY: My condo has got all new clickers for the front gate,
BUCKLEY: My hands are so dry. CANDY: I don't think so.
BUCKLEY: Please call him Senator. NELL: Senator?
BUCKLEY: See you Monday. NELL: Yes, very good.
BUCKLEY: Sir, your car's downstairs.
BUCKLEY: Snuggle up. NELL: Watch the purse, Eddie.
BUCKLEY: That's what's most respectful.
BUCKLEY: They are unisex, though, right? JANE: I have no idea.
BUCKLEY: This is the last thing I need.
BUCKLEY: Those pants, too.
BUCKLEY: Um, you know, I wouldn't.
BUCKLEY: Walk with me.
BUCKLEY: We'd have to wear masks.
BUCKLEY: Well, I had to make it look Bolivian,
BUCKLEY: What a shithole.
BUCKLEY: What the fuck is going on?
BUCKLEY: Where are you headed next?
BUCKLEY: Yeah, those are baby hairy camels.
But also diversification.
But as far as the public is concerned, sir, they threw the first punch.
But don't make it from us. It can't be connected to us.
But fighting together side by side,
But go out a winner.
But good job, everyone. Keep up the good work!
But he is a fighter.
But he is back with a new, positive attitude.
But he took enough of your money to buy thirty and a half.
But here in Bolivia,
But I do want to listen! I want to listen!
But I guess it affects the, uh...
But I have to say, you've really done something amazing here, Jane.
But I think it would be a mistake.
But if you start doing better, the press will start digging.
But it is far better to win the heart of a nation.
But it's like settin' off a bomb.
But just to make it clear to the audience,
But let's start with this:
But like the man said,
But not all of the people who are close to you
But punching someone in the face, that... That's him?
But recent polls show a massive surge of popularity
But that's why we're here. (CHUCKLES)
But the best part is that they're in white robes and he's standing there...
But the means justifying the ends,
But the vast majority of the population are dirt poor.
But there shouldn't be for the people around him.
But they remember how you make them feel.
But they're trying to tell me what to do,
But this is no longer an election.
But together we will triumph.
But we both know who really started that story
But we still have so much further to go.
But what do you do?
But when they're scared,
But you do regret the incident.
But you good otherwise?
But you have no idea where those votes'll go.
But you know what I always say,
But, listen, when you go to press,
But...
Butcher of Lyon. Nazi war criminal. Murderer of thousands.
Calamity Jane.
Can cure them or protect them from... What is it?
Can I have your attention, please?
Can lecture me on racial equality.
Can teach his followers how to fly, that he can predict the future,
Can we just go, please?
Can you check flights for tomorrow night?
Can you imagine?
Can you just translate? Make sure you're giving us a kind of...
Can you look me in the eye and tell me you don't miss it?
Can't make him a good man.
Candidates who are more interested in fighting with each other
Candidates who can't think unless we think for them?
CANDY: (ON PHONE) So about now,
CANDY: (ON PHONE) So I'm lookin' for a club
CANDY: Castillo didn't waste a second pissing people off.
CANDY: Couldn't be better. Yeah. JANE: Yeah?
CANDY: I got the Brits.
CANDY: I guess you can't blame 'em.
CANDY: It's the best way. Believe it or not.
CANDY: Jesus Christ.
CANDY: There she is.
CANDY: Twin boys. I've seen 'em. Just adorable.
CANDY: Well, I told you to stay with the fucking driver.
Castillo affair?
Castillo catches her.
Castillo is considered arrogant, unapproachable,
CASTILLO: (SPEAKING ENGLISH) I was visiting my son.
CASTILLO: But I have learned so much from my experiences.
CASTILLO: Everyone visiting had to wear them.
CASTILLO: Hmm.
CASTILLO: No, no, no. You don't understand.
CASTILLO: This is a socioeconomic crisis.
Castillo? Just not his thing.
Castillo. He is not a winner.
Chicha!
Children are a blessing from God,
Children are a blessing from God, and I have been doubly blessed.
Come on, tell me how old you are. I'll tell you how old I am.
Come on!
Come on. Come on, come on. No, no, no, don't be safe.
Comical.
Concerning myself and my Mephistophelian ways.
Connected up to jump cables before?
Constantly protesting. They're pretty much the majority here.
Continue to be looted and exploited illegally.
Corruption that's becoming hyper corruption.
Could argue all night long...
Could end up with a one party state.
Could this explain her behavior of last night?
Crisis.
Crisis.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Rivera! Rivera!
Demanding constitutional reforms
Desperate for change, something new...
Did you ever tap for maple syrup, Jane?
Different approaches.
Difficulties with drugs?
Dirty money.
Dirty money. Dirty money. Yep.
Do him first.
Do not apologize.
Do not send out an apology.
Do we have a problem?
Do you mean that literally or figuratively?
Do you want me to stay here with you
Doesn't matter. It's all good.
Don't forget agriculture and... And key industry angles
Don't let him do that. You see him?
Don't let him do that. You see him?
Don't make this personal, okay?
Don't miss what?
EDDIE: He would never do that. You don't know Castillo.
EDDIE: Mmm.
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eduardo Camacho, sir.
Eduardo Camacho.
Eduardo Camacho. It's a pleasure.
El Diario, La Razón, La Prensa,
Election day has arrived,
Even the tenor of his voice, do you know?
Ever heard of a disposable?
Ever since I've been here, I go like 10 times a day.
Every day, we are going to ring the big feet,
Every event that Rivera attends, every speech, you tape it.
Every person he's ever met, every vote he's ever made,
Every step necessary to eliminate the importation of cocaine.
Every thinking person will be voting for you.
Everybody!
Everyone assumed Jane started the rumor.
Everyone, we're... Oh.
Everything changes tonight, and this is the tipping point.
Exactly.
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Can we get on with the filmings?
Explain it to the others, please.
Falling out of the sky doesn't work.
Fear. Let's talk about fear.
Fine. For the sake of argument,
First thing he did was have this shady local developer
Five points up!
Five points up!
For a fight that might not be winnable in this lifetime.
For Bolivia,
For centuries, the llamas led us through the mountains.
For freedom and democracy, long live Bolivia!
For the indigenous peoples of Bolivia?
For their own good.
Four people, please.
From different backgrounds, different countries,
From the Church of the Cosmic Sun.
Fuck them. Now overtake that bus!
Fuck you.
Fuck!
Fuck. (COUGHING)
Fuck. Fuck!
Get an idea of what people are thinking about you, get...
Getting hurt is unavoidable if you wanna play this game.
Go ahead, continue. This is a free country.
Go, go, go! Yes. Go, go, go!
Going into someone's pocket.
Good afternoon, sir!
Good for you. Uh...
Good morning.
Gotta go. Take the jacket off and roll up your...
Gracias.
Gracias.
Gracias.
Gracias. Gracias.
Gracias. Just... (STAMMERS) Thank you.
Has anything to do with ancient Chinese warfare.
Has lifted limits on campaign contributions,
Has received treatment for psychosis in the past.
Have any of you ever fought against Mr. Candy?
Haven't had a drink in three... Three years.
He and my mother,
He cares about destroying the enemy.
He didn't beat you. You beat yourself.
He died, uh...
He doesn't look anything like he did in the photograph.
He fucked her.
He has grit, he has experience,
He is not his enemy. You can't...
He said a referendum.
He said he was the only man who would, uh, run the country.
He says there's a flyer going around of Castillo
He seems very affectionate, too.
He was a big supporter of Don Castillo.
He was actually elected president 15 years ago.
He was very proud that out of all the children,
He, uh... He looked like Robert Redford. We were gonna save America.
He's a deputy in the lower house of Congress,
He's a far more beautiful creature in person.
He's a very private person, and...
He's an opportunist. He's a populist,
He's an opportunist. He's a populist,
He's appealing to the anti American sentiment.
He's been our president before, and today he's a new man.
He's corrupt, he's inexperienced,
He's gonna... He'll catch you.
He's had his difficulties. But you love him very much.
He's known as a conservative senator
He's not a great actor. Being warm isn't him, smiling isn't him,
He's not reliable.
He's relaxed, he stays in control, he connects.
He's saying that they want a referendum on the IMF,
He's saying, as a politician, there's a target on his back.
He's so good. He's so good.
He's waiting with prayer and contemplation.
Her opponents are scrambling to keep up with her momentum.
Here we go again.
Here?
Hey, fuckface! How you doin'?
Hey, how much would it cost for you to pass that bus?
Hey, I liked that, uh, leaflet thing you pulled.
Hey, Nell. How's it goin'?
Hey, punch your mama. Punch your mama.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! (WHISTLES)
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Excuse me. Hola.
Hey. What are you doing?
Hi, thank you. Nice to see you.
Hitler's closest associate, the Minister of Nazi Propaganda.
Hmm? Hmm.
Hmm.
Hola.
Hola. I want to... I want to order dinner for four...
Holy shit!
Holy shit. Marco!
Honey, honey, honey. Easy, easy.
Honey, where are you going?
How are ya, honey?
How can a narrative fit a man?
How did you get here?
How do we attract votes from people
How do you say overtake? How do you say overtake?
How many times has he beat you?
How old are you, LeBlanc?
How'd you manage to run over our llama?
How're we gonna fix this?
Hugo is right.
HUGO: Enough! JANE: Okay?
HUGO: Have a seat.
HUGO: It closes in two hours.
HUGO: Our visitors will be staying another day.
HUGO: Rivera.
Hugo. Ben Sawyer.
Hypomanic episodes.
I already know about me. There's nothing to find out.
I already said that is something I don't want to talk about.
I am not doing a talk show.
I am the one running for president.
I am this close to winning this thing,
I believe that when you're in politics,
I came to tell you that we have a crisis in Bolivia.
I can feel it with an audience.
I can only assume.
I can't work under these conditions.
I cannot monitor his behavior after the election.
I could try and track it down if you think there might be something there.
I don't believe it! That's Candy's bus.
I don't decide the man's policies.
I don't know if it's 'cause of the altitude here or what,
I don't know what... I guess the twat muscles.
I don't know yet.
I don't know, sir. But your son, your son has had his own life.
I don't know. You just look a little beat.
I don't remember where I got them. I honestly don't.
I don't think so.
I don't wanna keep vomiting every time I see him.
I don't want to... I don't want to talk about this.
I drank so much more alcohol than you guys.
I found this great little club. They got a Bolivian Elvis.
I got interested in Buddhism, so I was thinkin' about becoming a monk.
I got off the carousel.
I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you're hangin' on in there, Bodine.
I have done for people like you.
I have more important things to do.
I have this little gift.
I have what you need now.
I heard he'd joined this group in California.
I heard this one a while ago.
I heard.
I imagine you've decided that your horse can't win.
I just kept going round and round and round.
I just wanna utilize your skill set, Nell.
I know Candy. This is Sun Tzu.
I know everything about you.
I know how old you are.
I know that no one can stop us!
I know what you guys do.
I know you don't wanna talk about it, but we have to make it clear
I know you don't want to go into this topic,
I know you don't want to talk about this,
I know you're struggling.
I know. I saw it. Remember, I said he had good hair?
I like him.
I lived in Japan for a little while, and I got used to it.
I made a mistake.
I mean, Ben and Nell must've gone to pretty much
I mean, come on, honey. We can hate each other tomorrow.
I mean, did they use to work together or something?
I mean, his posture's striking.
I mean, how does somethin' like this get started?
I mean, I've hardly even seen her.
I mean, if you're into little pink bags of shit.
I mean, imagine... Imagine there was 200 million Apache back home.
I mean, is this idiot trying to get Velasco elected?
I mean, it's almost like car races. No one watches a car race to see who wins.
I mean, it's really just a show of confidence...
I mean, this country could go under.
I mean, this is a presidential campaign.
I mean, we're talking a couple of months in La Paz.
I mean, you know, they have nothing to lose.
I mean, you took a people who were looking for hope,
I name him Marco after my father.
I need a majority.
I need some hands, people. I need some hands. Yes.
I need... I'll be right...
I never knew Klaus Barbie.
I promise you that when I am president of Bolivia,
I quit smoking, Nell. Can you believe it?
I rest my case. I rest my case.
I said we cancel these stops. This is dangerous country.
I saw Castillo.
I say give her a glass of wine,
I see you're still here.
I spent time, six months, in a psychiatric hospital.
I spoke to a boy the other day, seven years old...
I started a poison whisper
I swear to God. I'm not kidding.
I think he's a client who's paying you to be his strategist.
I think I might have something.
I think Rivera went to a charm school that we've never heard of,
I think she said I was a disposable, didn't she?
I think that the people already know
I think you should hold off on those chips a little bit, honey.
I think you're lookin' at mid 20s. Not enough to win.
I thought you retired or gave up or somethin'.
I told Candy that that last quote was from Goethe.
I want this boy to go to school and have a future.
I want to dedicate this song
I want to remind Bolivians that we will take
I was doing some work with Free Tibet.
I was going to vote for Rivera,
I was helping my father.
I was just about to cry!
I was persuaded to come back to the world and, uh, do some good.
I was very little, and I couldn't see anything.
I was worried. I went to visit him. That's all.
I will not talk about this.
I will rent you a nice set of balls.
I won't bring in the IMF without a referendum first.
I'd like to report an assault.
I'd like to wait.
I'll see ya out there.
I'm gonna spend hours pleasuring myself,
I'm gonna strip the bark off you, Bodine.
I'm here
I'm just not a big fan of Art of War quotes.
I'm looking forward to hearing her plan,
I'm not going out! I'm not going out.
I'm not going to pay someone to investigate me.
I'm not!
I'm sorry to bother your breakfast, sir, but I have to ask you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. These people?
I'm sure he's had an affair.
I'm sure that my esteemed opponents
I'm sure they are.
I'm sure your father was proud of you.
I'm thinking this is a mistake.
I'm training you up.
I'm very proud to be working for you.
I'm voting for Castillo, no matter what my family says.
I've already been through that.
I've always believed that.
I've got you!
I've learned from Lozada.
I've made my decision.
I've seen her take a dead horse and bring in a landslide.
I've seen them before.
I've spent my life listening to voters
If he keeps talking like that, I'll be more than happy.
If he was elected.
If I lose to Candy now, I'm gonna kill myself.
If I win the election, I promise...
If security beats you up, you are doing your job right.
If there's a problem, Ben, I will tell you.
If they want you to go over this, I go, too.
If this phone rings, do not answer.
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
If we go negative now, we're going to get the Senator lynched.
If we must choose between them,
If you do not go negative, you do not win.
If you don't like the road you're on,
If you fight with monsters for too long,
If you guys are lookin' for a lift to the airport, hop in with me.
If you have some tears, could you just turn towards
If you look at the bottom, it says, Es hora de un cambio.
If you look at the polls, you'll see I can't fly.
If you truly believe in democracy,
If you want me to go, I'll go.
If your enemies' forces are united,
If your opponent is of choleric temperament, provoke him.
IMF MAN 1: I mean, this streamlines the process.
IMF MAN 1: Third item.
IMF MAN 2: It starts with their currency as well,
IMF MAN 2: Yeah, we're talking about a lot of risk here.
IMF MAN: I'll be flying to New York.
IMF.
In a car crash.
In a speech he gave yesterday, Salvador Velasco repeated his promise
In my opinion, it's totally wrong.
In this fight.
In this part of Bolivia, people are uneducated.
Injecting the twins with smallpox or something,
Instead of fighting the crisis that is destroying our country.
INTERVIEWER: How important is honesty?
INTERVIEWER: Is... Is the sound for both of us good?
INTERVIEWER: Move it up?
INTERVIEWER: We'll start in, what, 30 seconds?
INTERVIEWER: When you began your career, you must've had heroes, role models?
INTERVIEWER: You had some personal missteps that became very public.
INTERVIEWER: You stepped away from your professional and political success
Is 'cause you guys have Castillo pretending to be somebody he's not.
Is it... Is it terminal?
Is that for the headache? The Senator might...
Is that what you want me to do?
Is that you are an adulterer.
Is the Senator in?
Is there any coffee left?
Is this real? Does your wife know about this affair?
Is this the behavior
Is this the behavior
Is this the behavior of a president?
Is this your father?
Is to go out and start campaigning for him yourself.
Is to take a candidate that the electorate doesn't like,
Is Victor Rivera helping you?
Is your son a member of this church?
It absolutely kills me to say it, but that's not a bad point.
It is a hunger
It is a river
It is far better to win the heart of a nation.
It is far safer to be feared than loved.
It is not Sun Tzu. It's Muhammad Ali.
It isn't me, is it, Bodine?
It may be possible to hold power based on guns,
It may be possible to hold power based on guns.
It means that, you know, I'm like a disaster.
It must be Rivera.
It seems your candidate has lost $135,000
It shows the three polls...
It starts out with big promises and ends up with jack shit happening.
It was about a mayoral election I ran, way back when.
It was the last time it was about politics for me.
It will be again soon.
It'd be great if we got shots of his people driving these things,
It's a beautiful night.
It's a black box op, Buckley.
It's a fatal error.
It's a shit show.
It's advertising.
It's all about the perception, sir.
It's all good.
It's based on a Mohawk design.
It's Candy's work again. They know we have a shot if we go negative.
It's challenging.
It's chicha. It's corn.
It's fantasy. As if, you know, you're giving them a future.
It's hard to say, sweetheart.
It's in there. All these guys have something to hide.
It's just a job, Ben. It's just a job.
It's just what happens.
It's like he killed himself rather than be in one of our commercials.
It's like he's got leprosy.
It's like inviting in the embargadores into your house.
It's like someone said.
It's like the Bush smile. The smirk.
It's like they got some Sicilian blood feud goin' on.
It's Nell, yes.
It's personal.
It's shepherds and sheep, honey.
It's supposed to ward off the evil spirits.
It's the highest, most isolated country in South America.
It's the La Paz Grassroots Organization.
It's the only thing that'll take you outta poverty. Right?
It's the other side of him.
It's time for a change.
It's what the CIA call an agent who's expendable and deniable.
JANE BODINE OUTREACH COORDINATOR
Jane Bodine.
Jane Bodine.
Jane Bodine. Hugo Barco. Nice to meet you.
Jane has received... No, was, I think this says,
Jane, good morning.
Jane, how many times have you gone against Candy?
Jane, I don't know if you missed it,
Jane, what're you gonna do when you catch him?
JANE: (ON RECORDING) What makes you his best friend?
JANE: (SOFTLY) I'm sure he would.
JANE: Are you a good man? PEPE: He's a great man.
JANE: Are you a good man? You're a good man. Right?
JANE: Are you guys drafting an apology?
JANE: At one point in my life,
JANE: Because the problem is that you're slouching.
JANE: Candy Can!
JANE: Candy moved into the room opposite me.
JANE: Eddie.
JANE: Eddie. Eddie. PEPE: You're a good man.
JANE: Elastica.
JANE: Give me something else that's weird.
JANE: Gotta go talk to Castillo.
JANE: He who is not courageous enough
JANE: It's gonna be funny. No, just... Just rip the elastic out.

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