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The Night Before (2015)

The Night Before (2015)

The Night Before is a holiday comedy movie released in 2015. Starring Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Anthony Mackie, it follows three friends who go on a wild adventure during their annual Christmas Eve reunion, searching for the holy grail of Christmas parties in New York City. Filled with laughter, chaos, and heartfelt moments, this feel-good film is sure to put you in the holiday spirit. Enjoy the sounds of The Night Before and download them here.

A half hour for Mr. Green could be like two hours of standing here.
A little bit for the homeys.
A lot of children.
A new regimen? That's what you call it?
A rich athlete finally getting the corporate limo that he always wanted.
A strip club.
A very nice, eloquent man named James is sending me his penis.
Absolutely, sir.
Actually, it's kind of amazing. It's really fun...
Aim it out the window, aim it out the window! Oh!
All aboard!
All of a sudden I was just thinking about everything you've been saying...
All right, everybody, give it up to my friend.
All right, go, go, go.
All right, then don't be a pussy! You got to propose to her!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Go.
All right. That's fine.
All right. You guys want any of this?
All she wants to do is parade me around and show me off to people.
All this romance is getting me really hot.
Always, man.
And basically, I'm kind of just having a hard time finding my place in all this.
And Chris is just too fucking famous to hang out with us anymore.
And easy. My God, dude!
And forgive us our trespasses
And he's talking to a warlock and a pretend pot head.
And he's talking to a warlock and a pretend pot head.
And I didn't want Miley to think that I hated love!
And I do wanna have a family...
And I have something to tell you...
And I have to tell you to listen to me...
And I just think it kind of made me freak out a little bit.
And I love this girl. I'm starting to realize, tonight, she's the love of my life.
And I'm just telling you right now that you need to go...
And Internet.
And it was totally crazy that I wouldn't meet your parents.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gonna be the best fucking night of our lives!
And no one wants to drink cocaine blood.
And now I think I just got to balance it out.
And remember, it's not a good deed if no one knows about it.
And that made me feel better.
And the whole time, I wanna see that elf face.
And then go to the karaoke spot right by the Chinese food place.
And then the baby will fucking murder people!
And there was a woman, so pretty to all.
And there's magic in the air at Christmas.
And we Dom P'in it, we have Cristal in it, Hennythuggin' it...
And when that happened I kind of realized...
And you don't even know how to be an elf.
And you know I'm proud of what you've become.
And your ass will be trending in 10 minutes.
Anyway, that'll be a hundred bucks.
Appreciate it. I'm pretty high on Molly right now.
Are these Micro Machines?
Are you curious?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Are you giving birth to piss?
Are you gonna propose to me again?
Are you hungry? I can heat up some food.
Are you sure one of your famous friends...
Argh!
As much as I hate Christmas, that's how much I love you.
As the years passed, his boys, they grew up.
At a place so great words cannot describe...
At least I'm doing something with my life.
Aw.
Awesome. Sure, I'll hold your cane.
Be a rock.
Because he's a fucking drug dealer and he's suspicious...
Because I put cocaine blood into her fucking drink.
Because you're acting like a weird pebble.
Before...
Bets, look who it is.
Betsy is gonna get that tape from Sarah...
Betsy said you've been asking about me.
Betsy would never in a billion years say anything even remotely like that.
Betsy.
Betsy.
Betsy.
Betsy's going into fucking labor.
Bizarre. Maybe it's the vodka?
Bunch of abnormal shit happened to me.
But everything changes, right? We all grow up...
But go big or go home. Right, Miley?
But honestly, I'm a little relieved.
But I guess I was...
But I love touching things.
But I told you right away that I'm kind of a Grinch. Okay?
But I want that family to...
But I'm not normal. You know this. I'm not normal.
But it's been really fun, though.
But it's okay. It's no one's fault, really. We just drifted apart.
But just pretend I'm saying it right, if you could.
But over time, the fun did wane.
But Run DMC, I got to see it! Finally.
But she said that you've been doing a very good job.
But sometimes...
But this is not for us. This is for a good friend of mine.
But tonight!
But when you put on that costume and you portray Santa Claus...
But why did they beat you up?
But you know what?
But, no, I just mean...
But... All right.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
C Money in the hizzle.
Can I come in?
Can I talk to you for a second real quick?
Can we go?
Can we just not get derailed here?
Can we not have that conversation...
Can you even walk?
Check it out, playa.
Check out what Betsy gave me.
Cherish that shit.
Chickity check myself, before I wrickity wreck myself?
Chris motherfucking Roberts.
Chris, I wanna say hi to you, but you're surrounded by fans!
Christmas was about family, but now it's about friends.
Cindy? Where is she? Is everything okay?
Cocaine. That'll straighten me out.
Come have sex with my mother and my father.
Come here, little sweetie. Come here.
Come here, sweetie.
Come on and give us a pat.
Come on, Joshua!
Come on, let's follow her.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! It's Christmas. It's like, go big or go fucking home!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Look, I got some whiskey.
Come on. Whoo!
Come with me.
Congrats, baby, you coming up big time.
Cool.
Could I perhaps have some more chardonnay...
Couldn't have been easy to tell me that.
Damn it, why'd I tell him that?
Diana...
Did he tell you that they've named a park after him?
Did Mommy and Daddy leave you alone on Christmas?
Did they mug you? Did they take the tickets?
Did you bleed in my drink?
Did you do it? Let me see your mouth.
Did you get the weed back?
Did you get your phone back?
Did you say Dragon Betsy?
DJ Kevy Kev!
Do I like it more now? Jesus. I mean, it's a dope dick.
Do I look weird now?
Do I wanna suck it? Oh, man.
Do I want it?
Do they even make payphones anymore?
Do you like him again?
Do you think I could, like, handle it?
Does your mother still have a Nintendo 64?
Don't do my dad doggy style. He's got very bad knees.
Don't do that.
Don't do this now. Please don't do this now!
Don't pick up! Oh!
Don't touch it. People wipe their butts on those.
Drink some damn Red Bull. Hell, yeah!
Dude, I am such a fan.
Dude, it's not funny! She stole my fucking weed!
Dude, this isn't your phone.
Dude, we need to get some weed.
Dude, we've got to get to this party or I'm gonna get fucking divorced.
Dude, what the fuck is going on with you?
Dude, you fucked up. Isaac, tell him, he fucked up.
Dude, you make music that people have never heard.
Dude!
Dude.
Ethan asked.
Ethan, it's Diana!
Ethan, you and I both know, Miley was flawless.
Ethan!
Ethan! Ethan! Diana!
Eventually, they come to your door, you're like, Eh.
Everybody, look who it is!
False alarm.
Fellow seekers ofjoy having one crazy night.
First stop: Rockefeller Center, right?
Five O, bro. You're busted.
Folks out at the church would love to see you. Aunt would too.
For a Christmas present tonight, I'm gonna take him under my wing.
For sure.
For three hours.
Forget Isaac. I just fame fucked that hipster chick in the bathroom.
Friends are important, but relationships evolve.
Friends come and go...
From a cognitive level, if you speak to kids like they're adults...
Fuck it. Thanks.
Fuck my friends.
Fuck that park. It got crackheads.
Fuck you, baby!
Fuck you, baby! Fuck you! Cunt!
Fuck you, Isaac!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck your baby fucking little arms...
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! No. Look, don't call me an elf.
Fuck.
Fuck. When?
Gentlemen...
Get back to the workshop! You work for us, elf!
Get in my brain. Make me feel different.
Get off of me! What the fuck, dude?
Get out.
Get rid of this fucking baby!
Get the fuck out of here.
Girl's a genius.
Give her a call.
Give me some, Ma.
Give me your hand! Go through that light, baby!
Give us this day our daily bread
Go down to the corner and make a right! Hurry up, man! Chase her!
Go get her, baby!
Go out there, get fucking wild, you know?
Go to my mom's house. Play some GoldenEye.
Go.
Go.
Gonna find my phone.
Good evening.
Got a new workout, new diet, new paleo thing I've been doing.
Got my prenup.
Grand and Berry, please!
Great video, by the way. I just watched it.
Great. This is your ticket. Please try not to lose it.
Guess we gonna lose the park, huh?
Guys, let's go.
Guys, my iPhone's that way!
Guys, Santa Claus is a very meaningful thing to a lot of people.
Ha ha ha! Best I ever did it!
Half hour.
Hallelu!
Hard like a wrecking ball.
Hate to see that one get away, you know?
Have fun.
Have some fun! Yeah!
Have you?
He looks happy right now, right?
He looks really great!
He needs something.
He's my best friend in the whole world. I can't leave him here.
He's okay. He looks okay.
He's solid. He's got the stats.
Heavenly Father, thank you for this food we're about to receive.
Heh heh. You serious?
Hello! 1998 speaking.
Hello?
Hello?
Help me. How does this thing work?
Hennessy.
Here I come!
Here you go. Drip, drop. Drip, drop.
Here, ticket. Okay, this one.
Here's a little story I'd like to tell...
Hey there.
Hey, Bets, tell Diana I said hello.
Hey, I feel like you might be gay.
Hey, I feel like you might be gay.
Hey, Isaac. You okay?
Hey, man. How's it going?
Hey, Merry Christmas, Isaac.
Hey, Messiah. Check this shit out, dude.
Hey, sweetie.
Hey, Thuwan! How's it going, my man?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, yo.
Hey!
Hey! Did you steal my weed?
Hey.
Hi, Sarah! Whaddup?
Hi!
Hi! I'm Isaac, nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Heh, heh.
Hi. Merry Christmas.
Hi. Merry Christmas.
His mama and papa both tragically gone...
His name is on my phone, I must know him. Who is he?
Hit the gas! Hit the gas!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
How about that, Rudolph? Huh?
How did he get so good all of a sudden?
How do you know about that?
How does that make someone feel?
How fucked up are you right now?
How long did Mr. Green say he would be here in?
How much weed you got in that box?
How old are you?
How was that for a Christmas story?
How's it going? Hey, merry Christmas.
How's the music going? Any gigs coming up?
How's the party, huh? Is it as dumb as you thought it'd be?
How's things going with that?
How's your family?
Huh? Nothing.
Huh. A dick from someone named James?
Husband, lawyer...
I almost forgot, I'm gonna need some more headshots.
I appreciate you guys coming over, but I think I'm just gonna...
I ask her about you every time I see her.
I believe I finally earned these.
I can fly.
I can't just be lollygagging around...
I couldn't even tell you were pregnant till I saw you from the side.
I couldn't even tell you were pregnant till I saw you from the side.
I deserve that.
I did it.
I did. And also...
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't even smoke weed. I just liked Bob Marley and tie dye.
I didn't get that was the vibe I was putting out there.
I do not wanna hurt you, man.
I don't always wear a sweater, obviously.
I don't know if it really has the same impact.
I don't know if we're really replacing this with another tradition.
I don't know man, I really, really like this girl.
I don't know what to do. I'm fucking freaking out. Do I do it? Should I do it?
I don't know what you do at this point, but get rid of this fucking baby!
I don't know what's happening. I don't know this song.
I don't know what's happening. Let's go. Let's just bail.
I don't know where...
I don't know who I'm gonna start with, but I know who I'm gonna end with.
I don't know why they beat me up!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Why are you looking up dicks?
I don't need to talk about it.
I don't really like to do that stuff, Ma.
I don't think he's talking to you at all.
I don't understand what's happening. Where are we?
I end every Christmas at this party.
I feel like such a dumb asshole compared to you sometimes.
I forgot about that.
I forgot I even asked you. You want some weed?
I found you.
I fucking hate those kind of guys.
I get it. I get some success. I get some new friends and you're jealous.
I get to have sex with Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
I got a great north Cali bud...
I got appearances. I got all kinds of stuff I have to do, Ma.
I got beat up by a couple of Santa Clauses.
I got the biggest motherfucking phone on the planet.
I got the shit. I got the weed. I got the smoke.
I got to make it that I'm more on mushrooms...
I got us on the list for the party...
I got you! I got you! I got you!
I got your nose, asshole!
I guess I'll see you later.
I guess I'm pretty good at making excuses.
I guess that's my cue.
I hate to bug you.
I have 96 missed calls.
I have, uh, these tickets.
I haven't even spoken to you in, like, three months!
I hope he get her pregnant.
I just got so much stuff going on.
I just hope that this nice young lady's vagina...
I just hope we have kids as beautiful as you girls.
I just miss them.
I just saw her at the bar and just...
I just typed in the search NYC drugs.
I just want my weed back.
I kind of wanna kiss you...
I knew it! She fucking took my weed!
I knew that you were gonna be at that bar last night.
I know you.
I know, and then you show up here and you propose to me...
I know.
I know. Because she's my friend.
I know. I didn't think it through at all.
I know. I'm sorry. I'm just nervous.
I know. It's crazy! Say hey to Ethan!
I know. It's just I have an early flight...
I know. So it's here.
I look funny?
I lost my phone, and I'm using this app to try to find it.
I love that book.
I love you a lot.
I love you too. Merry Christmas.
I love you, dragon.
I love you, Isaac.
I love you.
I love you. Okay? I love you.
I mean, I was just thinking you could like dedicate a song to her.
I mean, you love this girl. You say you love her, right?
I never wanna let go.
I petitioned the city, I got the signatures...
I put my hands on you.
I remember you wore that Bob Marley tie dye T shirt...
I said yes because everybody was looking at me.
I should just drop a deuce in my shorts.
I stole some hash from my brother. Rolled it in this doobie.
I teach third grade, bitch!
I think all my issues are drug related, and my emotional state is completely...
I think I call it putting a needle in your ass. That's what I call it.
I think I'm just gonna chill here.
I think it's our job to sort of just keep him in check.
I think moving around, maybe, from the dancing.
I think she just wanted you to do...
I think the 'shrooms are kicking in.
I think the cocaine and the mushrooms are reacting poorly.
I think you got him with that one, Santa.
I think you're sublimating, man.
I thought that you didn't do parents.
I thought the Messiah preached forgiveness!
I thought you were saying, Come have sex.
I thought, Wow, that's pretty fucking cool.
I told her I was in Philly and I got a suite down at the Gansevoort.
I told you. It was a new diet. A new regimen.
I understand that that's hard for you.
I walked by you and I heard you going on about your Christmas plans...
I wanna grow up with you.
I want it to be you.
I was afraid we were gonna get caught, because you were so fucking loud.
I was done a few years ago, to be totally honest.
I was just looking for this girl that I love, and she loves you.
I was really just trying to do what I thought you wanted me to do...
I was scared of being alone and did some stupid shit.
I was there when you won this. You must be so proud.
I was with two other guys and now I'm in a fight...
I wouldn't want that either.
I'd like to give a special shout out to my seed...
I'd love to hang out with two other people.
I'd love to.
I'd rather be the guy, from now on...
I'd take advantage of that shit.
I'll be home pretty early, I think. Okay. I love you.
I'll be your daddy, Chris'll be your mommy.
I'll get this address.
I'll go.
I'll meet you at the F Train!
I'll meet you at the F Train.
I'll see you at the Nutcracker Ball. I'll bring you a half a pound...
I'm a celebrity now.
I'm an orthopedic surgeon.
I'm building a body of work.
I'm doing the hang loose thing too much.
I'm Dwayne.
I'm following in the path of my Christmas heroes:
I'm going all in.
I'm going to find Owens.
I'm gonna be right back.
I'm gonna come clean with you.
I'm gonna come clean.
I'm gonna get a beer, maybe a dance.
I'm gonna help him and get him out of this rut.
I'm gonna move you to coat check. This is your last chance.
I'm gonna start putting people's last names on my contacts.
I'm gonna teach you a Christmas lesson, you naughty boy.
I'm good. I think I'll just ride the wave, my main man.
I'm happy for you. Your last Christmas...
I'm high too. I'm high too.
I'm *******.
I'm jizzing all over you. I'm getting, like, jizzy. Sorry.
I'm just gonna show you this.
I'm just saying, we're enabling him at this point.
I'm just talking to your lovely daughters...
I'm just trying to help out, man.
I'm never getting in that dude's car again. He freaked me out.
I'm not being a Cockblock.
I'm not gonna stop.
I'm not saying she wouldn't be happy to see me, all right?
I'm not. Don't say that. Are you mad at me?
I'm not. Don't say that. Are you mad at me?
I'm on a lot of cocaine right now. I think that's what made my nose bleed.
I'm on steroids, now what?
I'm sick. Sick.
I'm so glad Ethan and Diana ended up together.
I'm so psyched, man. Awesome.
I'm so sorry that you're clearly going through a lot right now.
I'm sorry that your friends don't wanna hang out with you on Christmas.
I'm sorry, I got it. I got it.
I'm sorry! I'm just happy!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I think he's gonna be fine.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Fuck you!
I'm still conceptualizing that part of it...
I'm stuck!
I'm surprised you even talked to us, Chris. When I look back, I remember thinking:
I'm taking the fucking sweater off!
I'm the worst mom. I'm gonna be terrible.
I'm tripping my fucking balls off still, and you look like a dragon right now.
I'm trusting you on this.
I've been on this dude's team for six years and he finally knows who I am.
I've been seeing a girl with a huge vagina.
I've been seeing a girl with a huge vagina.
I've been told my quiet intensity has that effect on people.
I've heard about that. And it works?
I've made a decision.
If I can deliver this weed...
If I die, they will play this video at my funeral!
If it wasn't for y'all, I would have never made it through that school.
If we're being honest, I should apologize to you also...
If you get paid for that you'd be really successful.
If you want this woman, you're gonna have to work for her.
If you're in the season of giving, hit me up @Chrisrob11, hashtag selfless giving.
If you're not Christian, what are you?
In here?
In the red. Move. Yeah, thanks.
Is it cologne?
Is that a challenge?
Is that why you look different?
Is this cocaine? I haven't done cocaine for 11 years, I don't think.
Isaac, what are you doing? Don't throw up. Don't you throw up here.
Isaac?
Isaac's about to have a baby.
It begins right before Christmas 2001...
It brings me back. Who are you calling right now?
It doesn't matter! It's a fucking Christmas miracle!
It doesn't matter. I just need to tell you something. Okay?
It is about a famous athlete and his weed.
It is the Nutcracker Ball!
It just did.
It just fucks with people's heads.
It rips you up. If you see me naked, it'll blow your mind.
It was a pretty dumb thing you did.
It was rabbi dancing motherfucker!
It's a bunch of drugs. We eat a little 'shrooms...
It's a conversation we've been avoiding for 10 years, actually.
It's a dope night.
It's a hell of a bash.
It's a long story.
It's a real party.
It's a tough holiday.
It's about this and only this! Nothing else!
It's after 10. We can call the party number now.
It's all been a lie. It's all been a front, because I'm fucking freaking out.
It's all different now.
It's all just been to compensate for the fact that I don't know anything.
It's amazing.
It's amazing. You've had the season of a lifetime. Congratulations, man.
It's been three months, I haven't stopped.
It's Christmas now, and we've almost made it...
It's Christmas! You don't steal from people on Christmas.
It's every single drug in the whole world.
It's fucked. There's a lot of blood.
It's gonna be okay, though.
It's good to see you kids still hanging out and smoking up.
It's good to see you. I'll be... I'll be... I'll be...
It's happening.
It's happy. It's eager.
It's harder to stay friends with people when you're older.
It's hot in here. I run hot.
It's important, you know?
It's intense.
It's just kind of ruining your life.
It's loading. There it is! It's in midtown.
It's Mr. Green's car! It's a Christmas miracle!
It's my party.
It's not gonna be easy to tell the world either.
It's not in my car.
It's not mine.
It's okay, man.
It's okay, man. We know her. We can get your phone back.
It's okay, sweetie! You don't have to pop your pussy!
It's okay. Nothing happened.
It's only a few blocks away. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
It's our last night doing the Christmas!
It's really fucked up.
It's so cold outside too.
It's the Nutcracker Ball.
It's the only karaoke place that's open on Christmas.
It's the saddest shit I've ever seen in my life!
It's the super fan, sex maniac that stole my weed.
It's your last Christmas together, so have fun. Enjoy it.
Jackpot! I pretend to be a fan...
Jesus fucking Christ.
Just a punch bowl and some sleigh bells...
Just do it easy.
Just fucking go before they get here. Go.
Just go talk to Ethan.
Just kidding. I'm drunk. Let's do this thing!
Just leave it!
Just looking into your soul, man.
Just not too hard.
Keep it moving. There you go.
Kick ass.
Last time I was here, she made me go to church with her...
Later, sucka!
Let me get you a bag. You're gonna need a bag. Wait up!
Let them bitches know the Ice Crew in the building!
Let's call! Let's call!
Let's do it, baby.
Let's do it! Come on, Isaac!
Let's do it.
Let's do this!
Let's get something else going here.
Let's go, get in. You gotta see this. Come on.
Let's go, guys!
Let's go.
Let's just go. Can we just go? Let's just go.
Let's party!
Let's start with the champagne.
Let's turn it up!
Light his dick.
Listen, I'm sorry about the ring. I'll get you a ring, I promise.
Listen, listen. Diana is also going to the Nutcracker Ball.
Little bit. Could you tell? Am I wearing it on my sleeve?
Look at me, asshole. What the fuck wrong with you?
Look at my finger. Look at my finger.
Look at that.
Look at you, man.
Look at you. So you're a success?
Look away, dude. Look away.
Look how tiny you are!
Look who it is. Who are these guys?
Look, can you help me out?
Look, I'll show you. It's a fucking conversation. It's some guy named James.
Look, my mom doesn't know I'm here. So let it go. We're not going upstairs.
Look, we're at the tree! Why don't we talk about it another time?
Look. Look, it's a sleigh. We can still get her.
Makes me proud.
Man, damn dog, you look just as white as they do.
Man, I guess that settles it.
Man, this really feels like it's about something else here.
Man, you're everywhere tonight.
Martini, Crantini.
May I help you?
May I take your coats, gentlemen?
Maybe it'll be the new Christmas tradition.
Me, I don't have time for kids.
Meeting you here tonight...
Merry Christmas to you too, man.
Merry Christmas, blessed Kwanzaa, happy Hanukkah!
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. What are you guys doing here?
Miley Cyrus?
Mm. Good beer.
More whimsical.
Most professional athletes retire right now...
Movie's all right, 3D gives me a headache...
Mr. Green! What's up, man?
Mr. Green.
Mushrooms. Caps, too many caps. Ate a lot of the caps.
My boy Hans Gruber died like this.
My cousin Larry's got this giant warehouse in Brooklyn...
My family, thank you for asking, is fine.
My hands are stuck!
My name's Joshua. I'm gonna be your Red Bull provided driver for the evening.
My nose is bleeding?
My phone! It's close! I got to go!
Nah, I'm good, man. Weed makes me paranoid now.
Nah, it was a Make A Wish thing, man.
Newsflash: Everybody's on steroids!
Nice.
No girlfriend, no money.
No matter what the light, the picture's right. All right?
No more crying. This sad shit must end.
No one has, I don't think.
No one was eating this tuna, so I thought...
No, Ethan, I'm not going to marry you.
No, fuck you!
No, I can't boost you, you're too heavy, man.
No, I stole them.
No, I'm gonna be the daddy, you be the mom.
No, I'm not.
No, I've never sucked a dick but, well, if I'm being totally honest with myself...
No, man. Fuck that, dude. It's Christmas.
No, Miley Cyrus, I'm not one of those guys.
No, my nose is very tingly right now. And I actually don't feel much. That's so weird.
No, no, no, I'm kidding! I'll drive!
No, no, no! Not inside the church.
No, no, no. I wanna hurt him. He sucker punched me.
No, no, no. Jizz all over me. I like that shit.
No, no, no. There you go. There you go.
No, no, no. You don't get to make those executive decisions, elf.
No, we're doing them tomorrow, but this one I'm pretty sure you'll want tonight.
No, we're not gonna follow her. Let's just drop off the food and go to the party!
No, what are you doing, man?
No, you don't understand.
No, you're not cool, G.
No, you're not.
No!
No! Dude! What the fuck!
No! It's a no! No!
No! That's not me! That's a different guy.
No! You run that light! Are you my guy?
No?
No.
No.
No.
No. Don't say that.
No. Forget about the weed, man.
No. I fucking hate Christmas.
No. Let's just go to the party, okay?
No. Not at all. That's a long story. Look. Hey.
No. Not that kind of church.
No. You don't understand, man! It's really important! It's for Tommy.
Nobody touch nothing.
Nobody touch shit.
Not a lot. Just feeling good.
Not gigs, but gigs are overrated, dude.
Not really.
Not too hard.
Now it's Christmas. It's not Christmas till we eat egg drop soup.
Now, where are you going?
Obviously, he's joking.
Obviously, that was a joke. I am totally cool with it.
Of course it'll work!
Of course.
Of course. All dogs can talk.
Of course. Betsy's giving birth in a month.
Oh my God, they talk! Ha ha.
Oh, come on. How does this fucking work?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God.
Oh, hi. I love you.
Oh, I fucked up. I fucked up.
Oh, I know.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man!
Oh, man. Hey, good seeing you, dude. Long time.
Oh, my God, if my mom wakes up.
Oh, my God, if my mom wakes up.
Oh, my God! Chris!
Oh, my God! Ethan!
Oh, my God! That is so romantic. That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Oh, my God! This is the greatest night of our lives!
Oh, my God! You look so big!
Oh, my God. Are you gonna cry? Aw.
Oh, my God. I'm just trying not to shit my pants.
Oh, my God. This is so nice! This is the best!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit just got real, huh? Yeah, go ahead and punch him, man.
Oh, shit, Messiah, White Jesus in the building.
Oh, shit! Are you guys a couple?

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