"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins Edit

A long long time ago

A lot of folks were croakin'

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

And he might fulfill that prophecy

And I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And the Jedi I admire most

And the minute Jabba started off that race

But their response, it didn't thrill us

Did you know this junkyard slave

How his midi chlorians were off the scale

I frankly would've liked to stay

In a galaxy far away

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry

Maybe cutting them a little slack

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Miscellaneous

Naboo was under an attack

Now we finally got to Coruscant

Oh yes, it was our boy

Oh, training they forbid

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

That's where we found this boy...

The battle droids were broken

The Jedi Council we knew would want

The Saga Begins

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We all wound up on Tatooine

We caught a ride back to Naboo

We escaped from that gas

We took a bongo from the scene

We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I know who would win first place

Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"