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"Weird Al" Yankovic Soundboard

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (/ˈjæŋkəvɪk/ YANG-kə-vik;[1] born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, comedian, and author. He is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts; original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts; and polka medleys of several popular songs, featuring his favored instrument, the accordion.

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A refreshing herbal tea
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
All because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy
All my used liquor bottles are on display
Almost there at the drive thru
Although it's apparent I'm too
And a really bad infection on his toe"
And eatin' expensive food”
And even the chess team!
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
And he looks at me
And he looks at me
And I copied off of him in Geometry”
And I don't know what I'm singin'
And I look at him
And I pick up the burger
And I said, "Nevermind
And I said, "Um
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin' late
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
And I was singin'..
And in the end some Gungans died
And it wasn't long at all before
And listen up when I tell you this
And maybe now you find
And now my woman's got this weird look
And now we see this acne ridden
And Qui Gon said, "Now listen here
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
And she looked back at me
And she says, "Mister, please
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right there
And she says, "Oh dear
And she says, “Is this 'Behind the Music'
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
And take off my shirt, at least
And that's all I could say was "oh"
And the food is drivin' me mad
And the Illuminati know
And then she says, "Next window please
And then turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
And then we both were quiet
And two medium root beers
And we get in those car doors
And we went to Theed to see the queen
And we were broke, it's true
And we'll be on our way!
Android nougat
Anger uncle macys
Are words, not letters
Are you alright
As we pull out the driveway
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
Because my wife was getting a headache
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
Before long I had a little pile
Better figure out the difference
Boil boy are we gonna have some bread buns at a high
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
Bring me shame, can never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
But he can use the Force they say
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it"
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
But I don't want your drama
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
But my cell phone started to ring
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
Can I help you
Can't you see I'm white ‘n’ nerdy?
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us
Come on!
Could he bring balance to the Force?
Could talk the Federation into
Don't be a moron
Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know!
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Even dash
Even make a homepage for my dog
Everybody shut up
Everyone listen up (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)
Fast my head right and go ahead
For the third time today
From aluminum foil (foil)
Frozen on her face
George miller
George newman
Get it together, use your spell checker
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Go back to pre school, get out of the gene pool
Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequinned Crocs
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
Happy little weasel
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
Have you worst nightmare
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
He was prematurely bald
He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
Here in line at the drive thru
Hey tony
How are you
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
How would you like your own TV show
How'd I get so white ‘n’ nerdy?
I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I don't even like liver!"
I edit Wikipedia
I found a nickel in an ashtray
I get drunk at the bank
I got a business doing websites
I got a little bored
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
I guess I'll train this boy
I hand it to the lady
I hate these word crimes (everybody wise up)
I haven't seen him all night
I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
I Instagram every meal I've had
I just gotta have a bite!"
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
I just spaced out there for a second
I look him in the eyes
I meet some chick, ask her this and that
I memorized the Holy Grail really well
I said medium, not large!"
I said, "I thought you were
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady
I said, "Well you know, baby
I said, "Yeah, well I don't know"
I said, "You always get a cheeseburger!"
I sat behind him last year
I step a little bit closer
I still don't know what I'm singin'
I still will teach this boy"
I super sized you at no charge"
I think you have somethin' in your teeth"
I wanna bowl with
I wanna roll with
I was in AV club and Glee club
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
I would live tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'll see you later
I'm asking something I could do
I'm like, "No, I said 'delivered' "
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said that I do”
I'm nerdy in the extreme
I'm so white ‘n’ nerdy
I've been browsing, inspectin'
I've figured out these shadow organizations
If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
If you really wanna, leave out that Oxford comma
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too
If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too
Irony is not coincidence
Is looking at me kinda strange
Isn't even old enough to shave
Isn't it a little late for you to be working
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
It was just cousin Larry callin'
It's a contraction (yeah yeah yeah)
It's gotta be cash only
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
It's probably just a piece of toast"
It's quite apparent your grammar's errant
Just because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just keep in mind that be, see, are, you...
Just stick it in your pointy ear
Kid about sixteen
Learn to diagram a sentence too
Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by ufos and forced into weight loss programs
Let's make sure you got it right"
Like are you pregnant girl, or just really fat? (What?)
Look at me I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Mashed potatoes my favorite
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
Maybe you flunked that class
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Mmm, lovely!
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
Never settle for less
No "x" in espresso
No no
No, just one, we'll split it"
Not unless you got seventy five thousand dollars
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
Now we're here at the drive thru
Now, what does that mean?
Oh boy I gotta go
Oh I bet I know
Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Oh, you're a lost cause
OK bye
Okay now here's the deal, I'll try to educate ya
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
One thing I ask of you
Plastic cling wrap, really a no brainer
Play west
Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
Put my hand in my pocket
Read my bedroom
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
See look at the time