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Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Lethal Weapon 4 is a thrilling action film released in 1998, directed by Richard Donner. This captivating movie features a remarkable cast including the iconic duo of Mel Gibson as the rebellious detective Martin Riggs, and Danny Glover as his dedicated partner, Roger Murtaugh. Joining them are Joe Pesci as Leo Getz, a fast-talking informant, and Rene Russo as Lorna Cole, a brilliant Internal Affairs investigator.

Set in Los Angeles, this explosive installment of the Lethal Weapon franchise sees Riggs and Murtaugh contending with a relentless Chinese Triad gang involved in counterfeit money. Their lives take a dramatic twist when they discover that a former police officer turned Chinese mobster, played by Jet Li, is the mastermind behind the criminal operation. The film is renowned for its spectacular action sequences, intense gunfights, and skillful martial arts choreography.

If you are a fan of this adrenaline-pumping movie or simply interested in experiencing the sounds of Lethal Weapon 4, you can now play and download the thrilling soundtrack right here. Immerse yourself in the captivating atmosphere and epic action of this unforgettable film.

A bit more to the left!
A coffee stain's not something that'd bother me.
A couple of Chinese people.
A F T. Aft!
A fire
A little something from everybody at the squad.
A nut cup.
A P.l., a gumshoe! You get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything.
A real gun. Six shots.
A small delivery problem, Mr. Proody.
About 150,000 of them.
Absolutely.
Actually a whole family.
After the baby's born, Riggs.
After tonight it be too late.
After you, captain, I insist! O Captain! My Captain!
Ahem. I've been wondering, where's the money coming from?
All of a sudden, this big fucking shark comes... Can I say that?
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, everybody!
All right, hey. Hey, this is...
All right, then.
All right.
All right. Squeeze together. Candy stripers out.
All the damage you've done, they can't get a new one...
All you gotta do is steer!
Always have you.
And he jumped out of the box...
And I love her. I won't lie to you. I do.
And I ran him over with the back tire.
And I'm freeing slaves, I'm freeing slaves...
And it could be...
And it's fried rice, you plick.
And it's Roger.
And missed out on making slaves out of them.
And my father was no bargain.
And my friends.
And my time is reserved...
And my time is reserved...
And nobody's telling Roger about this?
And our grandchildren.
And Roger.
And since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed...
And so, just the frog...
And the Triad's buying their release.
And they're gonna give asylum to the Hongs.
And watch him try to get out of here.
And we'd dearly like to know who's smuggling Chinese these days.
And yesterday I couldn't catch him.
And you and Lorna gonna have a baby.
And you found it?
And your baby? Whoa, baby!
And, I don't know, it's like I'm not finished with that yet.
Any particular reason?
Anytime you want. I might even train for it.
Are those little hearts?
Are you all friends?
Are you all right?
Are you both serious? I don't have time for hijinks.
Are you out of your mind? This is illegal. As in, against the law.
Are you out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got less to lose!
Are you the husband? Yes.
As soon as we find the Hongs, me, you and Rianne is getting into this.
At close range, like he was executed!
At least he's nobody's slave now.
At this restaurant.
Aw, shut up!
Aw.
Bastards left us to burn. I wanna have a chat with them.
Because he's following us. Don't look too hard.
Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs.
Because the 3 hour battery you got only lasts for 20 fucking minutes.
Because when you call back, which they know you'll do...
Before he shoots me?
Benny Chan. No. What kind of bad man is he?
Benny said something about buying back his forefathers.
Benny said something about paying...
Benny's slippery.
Besides, I knew you were a cop.
Better bring your own paramedic too.
Big guy. I knock him over. We're in the water.
Black Mercedes and black Continental, eh?
Blanket!
Bloody marvelous!
Bloody marvelous!
Bloody marvelous.
Blow in my fucking ear!
Blow your breath in my hand. I can smell it already.
Boy!
Bread.
Bread.
Breaker, breaker. I got a crazy asshole with a phony badge trying to pull me over.
Breathe, Uncle Benny. Breathe.
Bringing over his family could've been how he was paid to do the job.
Brings him apples, blankets, coffee...
Bullshit. I won't accept it.
But I look down, it's still there.
But I think there's something you need to know about me.
But if you don't want to, it's okay.
But just a normal guy, this fucking guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody?
But Rianne can't be pregnant.
But the door is this way!
But with the new boats and putting two kids through college...
But you and Lorna.
Butler! Chase the fast one!
Butters, it seems like you hate crime in a sort of personal way.
Butters!
Butters.
Butters' baby. Better not be Murtaugh.
Buy Four Fathers back at Four Fathers' store.
Bye bye, honey. Yeah.
Call me.
Can they even exchange this stuff here?
Can we knock this shit off, please? This is your captain speaking.
Can you believe they talk to their father like this?
Can't beat the clock, Riggs.
Captain Murtaugh.
Captain wants to see us downtown.
Careful! He's behind you, shark!
Catch you drinking out of his bowl?
Checked out the boat.
Closer. Don't be shy. Get up there!
Closer. Don't be shy. Get up there!
Coast Guard interdicts about one of these a month.
Coast Guard, this is Code 7, in pursuit of freighter.
Coast Guard! Freighter's on fire!
Code 7, this is U.S. Coast Guard. Maintain your present course.
Come back here, you little son of a bitch!
Come in, Riggs!
Come on, come on.
Come on, guys. See you.
Come on, I'll buy you a doughnut.
Come on, Leo!
Come on, sweetie. Come here. Hey, hey.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Don't coddle them, move them!
Come on. Get the fuck in here. Shit.
Congratulations, you're sergeants again. The city's self insured.
Congratulations. He said okay, Leo.
Cool.
Crank up the nitrous.
Cut me loose!
Cut their balls off. Captain.
Cute shorts.
Da da da, four. Da da da, five. Da da da...
Dads and their kids.
Damn right, you should've. Shit.
Damn, Riggs.
Dearly beloved, marriage is a spiritual union...
Did the dog hire you?
Did we get a raise and nobody told me about it?
Didn't. Got to work it off from the snakeheads, the smugglers.
Do we want Leo to shoot the shark?
Do we want Leo to shoot...? Hey, hey! No, Leo!
Do what you want, but leave me out of it. Got it?
Doc, can you take a picture of all of us?
Dog was a real rat, though.
Don't be a Don't Bee. Be a Do Bee. Be positive.
Don't fool around!
Don't forget my 10 percent policeman's discount.
Don't jump!
Don't know.
Don't leave me!
Don't leave without us.
Don't panic.
Don't say a word.
Don't tell him I said it. He's got enough problems...
Don't turn. Come on, will him with me.
Don't we get a hand?
Drop it.
Drop your guns.
Eastbound one just got on the Valley View ramp.
Eat shit?
Eleven in the mag, one in the pipe. You?
Enforcement it pays to know your fellow officer.
Enough with the captain shit. Get out of here.
Every fiber in his being desired her.
Everybody okay?
Excuse me. Hello? Hello?
Faking it?
Faster, faster. She's heading for the home stretch.
Faster, faster. She's heading for the home stretch.
Feel that.
Finally, Mao left home to continue his schooling.
Finally.
Fine! Just wheel me in.
Fire in the hole
Fire on the freighter!
Flame O here turns, sees you in your undies.
Flapping all over the place.
For police officers with real needs and real problems.
For what I'll do? What's going on?
Four hundred people at 35 grand. Fourteen million, Uncle Benny.
Four sets of papers, totally genuine.
Froggy, was my friend.
Funny talking to you about this stuff...
Gangbangers wanna kill each other, no problem.
German **** didn't have it any easier when we were kids.
Get a break from real police work. Play golf, tennis...
Get down!
Get down! Get the fuck down!
Get him!
Get in here!
Get my grandbaby in it too.
Get off of me, will you?
Get out of here and go to school. I wanna see some grades.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Get the fuck out of here. Go home.
Get them out of here!
Get this guy to take it. Leo, get in the picture.
Girls, get out of here!
Give me this!
Go ahead, cut me.
Go down, converse with him. He'll nod off.
Go spit, Riggs!
Gomez was killing me out there. I didn't have anything left.
Good luck, Lorna, Riggs.
Good luck, Lorna! Okay, okay.
Good, breathe.
Goodbye.
Gunfights, explosions, sharks. The usual.
Guys with guns and psychology degrees, like Butters out there.
Hang on!
Hard right, Rog.
Hard when Triad try to sit on it.
Have I ever made your womanhood reach peaks...
Have no watch.
Have some cookies. What happened?
Have something to eat. Give you the police discount.
He devoured her with his eyes.
He doesn't speak English.
He fight for me!
He got it when he retired from the force.
He might have to back you up one day.
He operates mainly out on North Broadway. Here's the address.
He pay so we can come to America.
He scratched me. But I got the job done.
He took my gun apart with one deft move. How'd he do that?
He was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved.
He was my best friend in the world.
He went to bat for you with the lNS...
He won't. We'll creep up on him slow so he won't notice.
He'd be the first one.
He'd kill them. So?
He'll blow his top, it'll be awful. Just don't say anything.
He'll talk.
He's a little sad, talking about his mom and dad.
He's a lively one.
He's a private eyesore. Nice inconspicuous vehicle. I like it.
He's always kissing my ass, giving me coffee and shit.
He's getting away!
He's good, but it's not all him.
He's got a nightclub, couple restaurants.
He's head of the family. Speaks pretty good English.
He's in a lot of pain. You better come with me. Thank you.
He's looking right at you. He knows it's you.
He's my best friend. lt'd be wrong to mess with him. I promise. I won't.
He's there? Stay there, that's beautiful. We'll be right there. We'll be right there.
Heading north.
Heard you were up to your ass in Chinese.
Heh, heh, heh. Too bad they missed. But still I don't know anything about it.
Heh, heh. I got to get to the bank.
Heh, heh. The Four Pops. Heh.
Help me keep my State Department job.
Here he is.
Here it comes, here it comes.
Here we go.
Here, asshole. Come on in.
Here, boy.
Here.
Hey, captain, what are you doing here?
Hey, captain.
Hey, congratulations. Look at you.
Hey, Daddy.
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, Ng.
Hey, hey! Come back here.
Hey, honey. Hey, Lorna.
Hey, Riggs!
Hey, Riggs!
Hey! What the hell?
Hey. He doesn't look too happy. What's his name?
Hey. Who's he?
Hey. Who's your partner?
Hi, gang.
Highway Patrol, this is William 356, heading southbound on highway.
Hire him. He can follow Uncle Benny around.
Hire Leo?
His gun matched slugs on the bodies on the boat. That's your shooter.
Hit him, not me.
Hold him, hold him.
Hold it!
Hold on, Riggs!
Hold on! I got you!
Hold on! I'll get you!
Holy shit!
Honey, are you all right?
Honey, everybody, calm down.
Hong said his uncle paid already. He got in touch with his uncle.
Hong, this is my partner, Martin Riggs, and Lorna.
Hong's uncle was an artist. Maybe an engraver.
How about the scanners? They get your number and call all over the world!
How can you when you're taken to the cleaners all the time?
How did you know?
How we gonna find them? We got to catch them assholes.
How's it going, Burton?
How's it going, Riggs? Hi.
Hurry up! Come on!
Hurry up.
I actually tried to persuade him to take money.
I am a police officer. And I am not ready.
I am L.A.P.D. and I can arrest you for interfering...
I am not ready to have this baby!
I can't go out with you. I'm in a relationship. I'm very happy.
I can't remember.
I can't. There's not enough room. I'm sorry.
I could do it. It wouldn't be official.
I couldn't stall anymore.
I didn't call you names, fuckface! Don't start!
I didn't have a lot of friends. Matter of fact...
I don't know any Hongs.
I don't know how to explain it. Is that bullshit?
I don't know, captain shit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. A spokesman for the NRA.
I don't like you.
I don't need needles! I don't need needles! Aah!
I don't really know how to say this, but you really inspire me.
I don't wear the ring anymore...
I dropped by internal Affairs yesterday.
I figured it was good for a girl or a boy. Cute, huh?
I fucked you. I fucked you.
I get the tuition bills. And the grades too.
I got a badge too, okay?
I got a funny f... Oh.
I got him!
I got it all worked out.
I got it, I got it. Okay.
I got it. Some corrupt Chinese general brought the Four Fathers here...
I got some big nuts.
I got something in the lifeboat.
I got the message.
I got you covered down here!
I got you! I'm coming!
I gotta go. Bye.
I gotta see this. Can I taste?
I guess these must be the lucky ones.
I guess your parents were Native Americans.
I had no friends.
I had some bad Chinese.
I had this pet frog, name was Froggy.
I have my moments.
I have nothing to say.
I haven't been here enough lately, Vicky. I'm sorry.
I haven't done it at all.
I hear you, Riggs. I hear you.
I heard it on the radio. I'm sorry about your house.
I heard you, Riggs! I heard you!
I hit the son of a bitch. I thought I missed him. Where'd they go?
I hope he doesn't turn around.
I hope you need a lot of toilet paper back home.
I just hate to see bad things happen to good folk.
I kept my nose out of it...
I killed him.
I know he's not. It's probably some jerk he put away.
I know this guy.
I know this is a bad time...
I know this must be hard for you.
I know. I got a little carried away with puppies.
I look out expecting to see all the old faces.
I love you.
I need this!
I never lost my Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone.
I owe you one, kid.
I pull him because he doesn't swim good. I gotta save him.
I really loved him and took him everywhere with me.
I remember those days.
I said I didn't wanna get married, but I do.
I saw him.
I saw Hong.
I see you more than when you lived here.
I should've had him.
I smell like stale coffee.
I still feel it.
I swear I won't, ever.
I take the dog home, I dye the dog. It looks exactly like their dog.
I think he understands good.
I think it's crazy too. But you're spending lots of money.
I think that's about it.
I think you need to see someone.
I thought he was... I thought he was:
I thought I'd at least rate the Rockies.
I thought maybe...
I thought they were gonna make us president.
I told you that kid was good.
I used to kiss the frog too.
I want to be a wife before I'm a mother. And I lied.
I want to marry Murtaugh.
I want to see some grades! I want more cluck for my buck.
I wanted your advice. I was thinking of...
I was actually starting to like the old goat.
I was just getting going too. You're lucky, kid.
I was just hoping we'd get together for the holidays, say Christmas.
I was on my way to the toilet and she grabbed me.
I was really heartbroken. Really.
I was riding my bike one day...
I was tailing you.
I wasn't drinking. They just said that.
I won't leave you alone till you tell me.
I won't say anything anymore. I'm kidding.
I wondered if you'd investigate my privates.
I.A. says you're on the take.
I'd give my right arm for a siren right now.
I'll always have this.
I'll help you.
I'll put it on your account, captain.
I'll take care of yours, buddy.
I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.
I'll tell you. Pregnancy destroyed my brain cells! I can't believe I said that!
I'll will it not to happen.
I'm a policeman who asked for your green card!
I'm a waiter at a restaurant.
I'm all over it. I talked to some illegals. They only knew the shooter by sight.
I'm busy. If you have nothing on me, get out.
I'm gonna be a grandfather...
I'm good. I'm better than Roger. His boat sank.
I'm holding this. Go ahead.
I'm hungry for Chinese, Rog. How about you?
I'm hungry. I'd love some.
I'm just thinking about that goddamn floor, and it pisses me off.
I'm looking for help here, honey.
I'm Martin and this is Lorna.
I'm not gonna buy a hemorrhoid cushion.
I'm not joking. Stay away from my girl.
I'm not shooting your boat, I'm shooting Jaws.
I'm not too old for this shit. We're not too old for this shit.
I'm on the take?
I'm sick of these fuckers, Rog. I say we just find them and shoot them.
I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about your boat.
I'm sorry to bother you. It's an emergency.
I'm sorry.
I'm taking big steps!
I'm terrible to you, Leo.
I'm the one that gets it in the neck. Can we exercise a little maturity around here?
I'm very busy. What is it this time?
I've been feeling it lately. You know the other...
I've been perfecting my tailing technique now that I'm a P.l. and all.
I've been to plenty of mountaintops with you, Riggs.
If Benny's scared of this guy, he's gotta be a Chinese Triad.
If he gets away we can track him down later on...
If I find who's doing this, I'll kick his ass.
If it's dirty and Chinese, Benny's doing it.
If you don't...
If you get Johnnie Cochran, I'll kill you!
If you want to someday, that'd be great.
If you're able to call back...
In America...
In China, he's artist.
In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo!
In the hole
In the restaurant, Benny was afraid of him.
INS raided a Chinese sweatshop.
Instead of going around town looking for a dog, spending money, I went to the pound.
Instead, I see a bunch of kids whose names I barely remember.
Investigate what?
Is he black?
Is Lorna here?
It belonged to a good man. It ought to belong to another good man.
It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot, for all you know. It's a very expensive dog.
It is fried rice, you plick!
It is? You guys are always kidding.
It looks like a full house for Lamaze class.
It was good. You know.
It was Uncle Benny.
It would turn into a princess since I was a boy.
It'll be a rough one to crack, but we'll nail them.
It'll be fine. Hey, they've refurbished.
It'll distract him more.
It's a dogfest. Did you get the whole 101?
It's all right.
It's all right. I just want to hear the words.
It's an old shoulder injury. I'll have to toss in the towel.
It's been a year almost already, okay? This shit ain't funny no more!
It's Butters.
It's impossible for me.
It's just last night I noticed you were more than slightly miffed.
It's just that I'm hungry.
It's like this. She wants to get married...
It's like, I hate to say this but...
It's okay.
It's run by a corrupt Chinese general.
It's tough leaving home, huh?
It's what they call a foreign trade zone.
It's your fault. All the chicken shit.
Jesus.
Johnnie Cochran!
Just because I don't have nifty suits like you. Not many cops do.
Just don't expect me to like it too.
Just give me a second. Let me tell you this, okay?
Just hold on! Just wait a frigging minute!
Just know that we're still around.
Just what I saw on the news.
Keep going!
Keep it up.
Keep your hands inside, then.
Keep your head down. Let them shoot each other!
Kid'll probably hate dogs.
Know about a boatload of illegals that went aground last night?
L.A.P.D.
LAPD! LAPD!
LAPD! LAPD!
LAPD! Pull over!
LAPD! Pull over! LAPD!
LAPD. I'm commandeering your bike. Shit. Here, $200.
Large family.
Laughing gas.
Leave!
Leo Getz, private investigator.
Leo, please.
Leo, your plastic's flaccid. Face it.
Leo? Yeah.
Leo...
Leo's got him at the dentist. Let's go.
Let the women go.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go home, man.
Let's go.
Let's hire him.
License. Registration. Urine sample.
Like a son.
Like no one did for my ancestors. Okay?
Like slaves.
Like what?
Listen carefully.
Listen, I am getting married or there is no baby.
Look at her. You're so cute. Look at you.
Look at that baby.
Look at the hair.
Look at the way you dress.
Look at these two babies.
Look at this badge, bitch.
Look at those eyes.
Looking for a black Mercedes and a black Lincoln Continental.
Looks like they were making funny money. lnk's still wet.
Lorna, are you all right?
Lorna, grab Ping. I don't want him to see the bodies.
Lorna, this is the best breakfast.
Lorna, will you take Martin to be your husband, et cetera?
Los Angeles Police Department!
Ma'am, let go.
Man the bilge pump!
Marriage? The M word?
Martin and Lorna.
Martin, will you take Lorna to be your wife?
Maybe a little too close.
Maybe we should throw him overboard.
Maybe we'll work together someday! I'm the bomb! They'll tell you.
Mazeltov.
Me neither.
Me, I can't win.
Might lead somewhere.
Mm hm. Yeah.
More about smuggling? We went through that.
Murphy's right. We're dinosaurs. What'll I do?
Murtaugh didn't see it, so I push him out of the way.
Murtaugh, Murtaugh, Murtaugh!
Murtaugh, what'd you say?
Murtaugh! Hurry up!
My ass hurts.
My baby is having his baby.
My children have chance to make good life.
My children have chance to make good life.
My dentist's in Detroit or I'd go!
My legs are staying closed!
My mother.
My privates, you stupid shit.
My tooth! Is this a dentist or proctologist?
My uncle.
Naughty. Speaky English?
Need all the help we can get. We don't want to double up.
Need any help?
Nelson Mandela?
Never been shot before.
Next time, don't run! Stay still!
Nice pajamas.
Nick, Carrie...
No charge for the ride.
No kidding?
No problem, no problem!
No problem. Sorry, man. It happens periodically.
No witnesses out here tonight. We'd probably get away with it.
No, Biscuits or something.
No, but I can't be. I mean, I'm only...
No, Butters!
No, goddamn it! What the hell are you doing? Aah!
No, I said he was zealous. Full of zeal.
No, I'll draw his fire. You run for cover.
No, I'm just trying to understand.
No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark.
No, no, I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
No, no, I'll drive!
No, no, no. He'll do.
No, no, no. The number four. Four Fathers.
No, no. I want you to have it.
No, no. No, I cannot.
No, nothing at all.
No, port's left. Starboard's right.
No, that's not thin. You keep talking. What?
No, the other left!
No, you know, you're pushing me. I don't want you to go there.
No! No grease!
No! Not him! The father of the baby!
No.
No.
No. And you know what?
No. Boat sank? I had something to do with it.
No. I leave message.
No. It's not finished.
No. The people that lost the dog hired me.
No. We're family!
No. You don't think he likes me, likes me, likes me...
Nobody's killing it. I'm not letting a good animal die so you can have its teeth.
Not a word.
Not in this department. But stop bothering me!
Not now, Riggs. Just hit the damn valve!
Not so good...
Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.
Now he's really pissed.
Now it reads, No vacancies.
Now that you're captains, come up in the chopper for a ride.
Now we're importing victims?
Now you've done it.
Now, where are the Hongs?
Now, where are the Hongs? Open wide and tell me.
Now. Because we're getting married. Here comes another one.
Officer in trouble. Oversized trailer.
Officer, I'm just talking with the detectives.
Oh, here.
Oh, I smell bad? What you trying to say?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Rabbi.
Oh, Riggs.
Oh, shark!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Hold on!
Oh, stop it. You guys got me in stitches.
Oh, that's my baby.
Oh, yeah, toast.
Oh, yeah. I.A. got an anonymous tip.
Oh, yeah. Stuffing your face.
Oh! Stop it, Riggs! I can't hear that! Nothing!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Captain Riggs.
Oh. Oh. This just gets better and better! No wonder he sucks up to Rog.
Oh. Thanks.
Okay, I'll leave you alone now.
Okay, I'm upside. Now what do you do?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay. Whatever. Whatever.
Okay, okay. Not a word. I'm telling you, nothing.
Okay, okay. That's hitting below the belt.
Okay, okay. What's the money for?
Okay, on three.
Okay, where's my bag?
Okay, you did say aft?
Okay? Don't fool around!
Okay? Trish gave me some money.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird.
Okay. Piadora.
Okay. Promise me, swear to me that you'll never say a word about this ever.
Okay. Think positive!
One of the ship's crew shot one of the illegals, apparently under orders...
Or you go through a tunnel or some shit. And they keep making it smaller.
Or your mother maybe. Or how about Nelson Mandela?
Other stuff too. I just thought, I'm out of shape or something.
Out of the way!
Out the way! Police!
Ow! You said it wouldn't hurt!
Oxide.
Pant, blow. Pant, pant, blow.
Pant, pant, blow. Remember Lamaze class?
People have the right to do whatever makes them happy.
Permit or no permit, you don't deserve this. You're not safe.
Personally? Yeah, he's pretty serious, I'd say. Overzealous.
Ping. Get Ping.
Please have proper documentation ready.
Please.
Police!
Pretty raggedy looking.
Private investigator?
Problem is, he shot at me and Rog too. That pisses us off.
Promise.
Pull it up!
Pull over! See that?!
Pump your fucking ass!
Push him off.
Put the gun down. Put the gun down.
Ready. One...
Real bad. Big crime boss in Chinatown.
Real serious, rabbi. We're very serious.
Really good!
Really? How's the rat squad?
Rebellion against his domineering father.
Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs?
Reds jailed them when they took over Hong Kong.
Regular asshole. What do we do now?
Renminbi.
Rianne married one, he's her baby's father. She's too afraid to tell Roger.
Rianne's here and Lorna's here.
Rianne's not married either.
Rianne's pregnant. You're gonna be a grandfather.
Rianne's what?
Rice and a little fish to eat. Lousy deal for 35 grand a head.
Riggs, come on in. I got you.
Riggs, don't jump! You're going to be a father!
Riggs, I catch that asshole who put my picture up, that's it!
Riggs, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant.
Riggs, I'm coming!
Riggs, it's Murtaugh.
Riggs, it's my chance to do something and do it right.
Riggs, who's the perp?
Riggs, why you always making shit complicated?
Riggs, why you always making shit complicated?
Riggs, you going to have a baby. Will me.
Riggs, you sure we're on the right street?
Riggs, you think that bird thing helped? You think it helped?
Riggs!
Riggs!
Riggs!
Riggs! What the...?
Riggs.
Riggs.
Riggs.
Riggs. Enter the drag queen.
Riggs. Pick up, Riggs.
Right, yeah. Right side aft. Got it!
Right! Fuck you!
Right. Telephone tough guy.
Rimminy?
Rog, can I speak to you?
Rog, look at this. Does that hurt?

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