Lethal Weapon (1987) Edit

A few years ago, Shadow Company got together again.

A hundred thousand?

A hundred.

A lot of old timers carry those.

A lot of people got problems during this season.

A rifle shot in high wind.

A Special Forces tattoo, mercury switches...

A sugar daddy is dealing drugs.

Acquaint me with them.

After all we've been through...

Age 22.

Ain't got no choice. Looks like we both got fucked.

Alfred, hi! How old are you?

All I caught was a cold.

All right, baby, come to Roger.

All right.

All units, possible jumper at Santa Monica and Orlando.

All units. Large yellow bird, silly voice.

And don't move.

And I need to be modger And a secret hedger

And if you want her back, you'll have to take her away from them.

And were surrounded by 50 cops.

And you don't know a lot about boats.

And you expect me to trust these bozos?

And you know why I don't? This is gonna make you laugh.

Anorexic.

Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal.

Are we together on this?

Are you going to bust Dixie?

Are you gonna tell me where we're going?

Are you really crazy?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me Riggs is playing a game?

As I say, take your hands out of your pockets.

Assassination stuff. It's over, you know.

Asshole!

B is, you're breaking in a new partner on this.

Baby, what's this on my tie?

Badass soldier, huh?

Bastards took my baby.

Be my guest! Go ahead, if you're serious!

Be my guest.

Because I didn't shoot him or jump off a building with him.

Been on the force 20 years, not a scratch on me. Got a wife, kids...

Beer is legal, grass ain't. Right or wrong?

Beverly Hills. We got an address on Amanda Hunsaker's meal ticket.

Bingo! Riggs is out of the picture.

Bingo.

Bingo.

Black?

Blond?

Blow the whistle on what?

Boom! Still alive. Now we question him. You know why?

Break his fucking neck!

Brilliant detective work.

Brilliant shit!

Brilliant.

Bringing in what?

Bullshit! We got the edge.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. But thanks anyway.

But Amanda jumps out the window.

But Amanda jumps out the window.

But the shit's gonna cost you...

But we still had our sources in Asia.

But, honey, I'm entertaining our guest.

By neat, you mean simple.

Bye bye!

Bye, Pa.

Bye.

Can you draw him?

Captain says give it to you. About two blocks from your house.

Catalina Island. Nothing exciting, but I catch my allotment.

Center mass.

Chrissake! I've got another daughter.

Come here with me!

Come here!

Come on home.

Come on in, Martin.

Come on, be serious. What do we do?

Come on, blow them out!

Come on, cottontail, stick your head up.

Come on, honey.

Come on, it was great.

Come on, Riggs! Come on!

Come on, Roger, get out of the way. Move to your left. Come on!

Come on, we got to get up and catch bad guys today.

Come on.

Come on. It was really good!

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. You find them and you kill them.

Copy. Police psychologist on the way.

Crazy son of a bitch!

Cut over the 3rd Street bridge! You'll get ahead of him.

Daddy!

Damn it, Cooley. Do it on three, or go on the street.

Did I mention that? I didn't.

Did we resolve anything here tonight?

Did you pat him down?

Did you see that? He's out of his mind! He's crazy!

Did you see that? Wasn't that great?

Didn't have to. I can read your mind.

Didn't mean to interrupt one of those intellectual conversations...

Didn't take them long, huh?

Disgusting, but okay. Let's say Dixie put the drain cleaner in her pills.

Do it again! Do it again!

Do what?

Do you kill people?

Do you know a man named Michael Hunsaker?

Do you sleep with that thing?

Do you smoke?

Do you smoke?!

Do you think Dixie was home?

Do you wanna? That's fine with me. Come on!

Don't breathe this stuff. You'll see pink elephants.

Don't come near me!

Don't do me no favors.

Don't go. Not out on the ledge.

Don't mind if I do.

Don't need a warrant with an invitation.

Don't step in the egg!

Don't thank me now.

Don't try it, son. You're not that fast.

Don't worry about the fish.

Don't worry, I won't drag your ass to jail...

Don't worry. Here, have a French fry.

Don't you close doors around here?

Don't you worry.

Don't! You touch me, I'm gonna jump!

Don't.

Drop it!

Dry lake. Victorville. Sunrise tomorrow. Be there.

Easy, Mike.

Eat your own cake. Vietnam buddy.

End of discussion. We're going to wait.

Endo has forgotten more about dispensing pain...

Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs.

Especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.

Even if she hadn't jumped, she'd still be dead.

Every single day.

Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, so nobody wants to work with me.

Exactly like that?

Excuse me, sir. May we help you?

Experience counts here.

Fair enough.

Fair enough.

Fast! Move!

Fifty years old. What a birthday. Fifty years old!

Fifty!

File also said you're heavy into martial arts.

Fine.

First thing, we get you to hospital.

For all of it.

Forget the eggs.

Four inch Smith.

Fuck you, bastard! I'll kill you!

General McAllister...

General, Mr. Mendez is here.

Get as many as you can. All you got to do is just not miss.

Get back in your room. Back in your room!

Get her out of the stuff she was into. She was making...

Get her out of what?

Get her statement, send her home.

Get her up.

Get in here!

Get in here!

Get in that side!

Get my shoes on.

Get out of the fucking car! Come on, now!

Get out of there, Burbank.

Get out.

Get someone else to do it, okay?

Get that shit off my lawn!

Get the door.

Get the flock out of here.

Get this together here.

Get your hands on that tree and face each other!

Getting defensive... Ever go fishing?

Give me a break. My boss is watching me.

Give me some drawing paper and crayons.

Give me some sugar, girl.

Give me that cup. And get out of here!

Give me the number for Michael Hunsaker.

Give me your lighter.

Give this to your dad, okay?

Go on, take it.

Go spit, you son of a bitch. Fuck you!

Go spit!

God hates me, is what it is.

Goddamn heartbreaker!

Good morning, sir.

Good morning!

Good morning.

Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?

Got it?

Got them!

Gotta go, man.

Great, swell. Mr. Joshua, huh?

Guess what?

Gun!

Guys, I'm glad you're here.

Had a jumper here last night. She saw it happen.

Happy Birthday, Daddy!

Happy birthday, Rog!

Hate Him back. It works for me.

Have a good birthday.

Have a heart, Rog.

Have a nice day.

Have Endo look at that, Mr. Joshua.

Have the money ready, and no tricks.

He got my car!

He has a grenade!

He knows shit. We're safe.

He may not talk.

He pitches her off the balcony into the sweet by and by.

He wants to see the girl.

He was at Hunsaker's place. I saw him, he saw me.

He was playing under the porch. Says he saw the guy pretty good.

He'd have told us. Nobody can take that.

He'll understand.

He's a tough bastard.

He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard.

He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard.

He's bluffing! He wouldn't risk killing his daughter.

He's on the edge. I'm telling you, he may be psychotic.

He's over there on the ledge.

He's the little fellow that saw the guy.

He's tried to reach you for three days.

Hello, baby! I want you to meet...

Hello, honey.

Hello, Joshua. Hello, Joshua.

Hello, Nick. Get your legs off the arm of the couch.

Help me! Help me loose!

Here we go.

Here, take my gun. Don't nibble on the barrel, pull the trigger.

Here, you want a cigarette? Come on, let's smoke, okay?

Here. Take it.

Here's my welcoming committee! Where's my daughter? Which one...?

Heroin.

Heroin. You got off easy, you son of a bitch!

Hey, boss, can we put the sirens on?

Hey, buddy. She smoked pot in the house. She's grounded.

Hey, guys, go on in! Make yourselves at home!

Hey, sarge! Thanks for taking out the garbage.

Hey, wait up already!

Hey, you guys are fucking gone. You know what I am saying?

Hey, you know something?

Hey! Look at that, will you? Not bad for an old man.

His daughter just dove out a window.

His hair was blond.

Hit him again!

Home, both of you. Dinnertime.

Homicide, McCaskey speaking.

How about a brown, roast like substance?

How are you doing?

How are you?

How come I never heard of Michael Hunsaker?

How come we didn't have fish? I thought we had fish tonight.

How did you know that, sarge?

How do you figure?

How much for how much?

How you doing, kid?

How you doing? Is Mommy in the kitchen? Let's sneak up on her.

However many of them there are.

Hunsaker spoke to the police.

I am awful!

I am doing all right.

I bet that hurt to say.

I bet you'd sound nice too.

I can't afford that. Not on my salary. But look, I got a better idea.

I can't stand heights.

I can't take this. I just can't take this.

I can't tell you that, Roger. I can't.

I controlled the jump! You wanted him down? He's down!

I could read you your rights, but you already know what your rights are.

I cried in bed. How's that?

I didn't do anything wrong!

I do it real good, you know.

I don't give a shit that you're a police officer!

I don't know what you mean.

I don't know.

I don't know. He's hurting. There's something eating away at this guy.

I don't like this any better than you do.

I don't think so.

I don't think the cat will like this.

I don't think this whole goddamn setup is funny.

I don't think you're funny.

I don't want to hear any of this shit. Let's get it right.

I enjoyed the meal. Thanks a lot.

I got a special one for the occasion, with a hollow point.

I got an idea.

I got it.

I got that boat out there.

I got the job done!

I got to make it look like I'm trying to save you.

I got you, partner.

I got you.

I guess we can get out of here.

I haven't even started.

I haven't talked to him in...

I heard about the little stunt yesterday. Pretty heroic.

I heard that you were...

I know that. It's not like you're murdering anyone.

I know you can do it. Just find them and kill them.

I know.

I know.

I love you.

I miss you...

I owe you.

I pulled your file.

I remember.

I remember.

I saw it good. This is it.

I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless.

I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon.

I tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody...

I think he's on the edge. I think Riggs has a death wish.

I think I'm an 80s man.

I think you should worry.

I think your daughter likes me.

I thought maybe you could just get her out. Help her.

I thought you could get her out.

I told you everything I know.

I try.

I want Murtaugh taken alive.

I want my cuffs back.

I want you to find whoever's responsible for this...

I was alone. Why do you think I was crying? Merry Christmas.

I was with a special unit called Shadow Company. Trained killers.

I wish I could believe you. Unfortunately, I don't.

I won't hurt. You do all the talking.

I won't miss.

I worked with a group called Air America. CIA front.

I would if I slept.

I'd like you to meet Daddy's new partner.

I'd stick by the phone to find out Where to meet us.

I'll drive, Cochise.

I'll get a shower.

I'll give you a home to come back to.

I'll give you the best tree on the lot for nothing.

I'll open a window.

I'll put five on the mutt.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you much later.

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you why. Because now, at this moment...

I'll tell you.

I'm a police officer.

I'm a police officer. Give me some backup and take care of the girl.

I'm afraid, however, that another problem exists.

I'm crazy?

I'm fine.

I'm glad you're home at a sensible hour.

I'm going to be all right. You?

I'm gonna burn it down.

I'm gonna find a partner My name is Roger

I'm gonna fucking kill both of you!

I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna stand on the ledge with you.

I'm good.

I'm hungry. I'm gonna go and get something to eat.

I'm just gonna stand here and talk to you. That's all.

I'm looking for a guy, had this girl in his stable.

I'm not crazy.

I'm pissed, Roger! Now I'm pissed.

I'm sorry about that shit I said out there.

I'm sorry. It's just a little too neat. I can't swallow it.

I'm square with you. I won't try a thing.

I'm still a cop. You coming in?

I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy.

I'm thinking probable cause.

I'm too old for this shit.

I'm too old for this shit.

I'm warning you.

I've been doing a lot of thinking about the night Amanda Hunsaker died.

Ice cream.

Ice cream.

If he offs himself, then we'll know I was wrong.

If it was her.

If it was her. She's got plenty of time to spritz the place up and get out.

If we showed up to deliver our heroin...

If you come closer...

If you had cold feet, why did they kill Amanda? Why not you?

If you think I'm gonna eat the world's worst turkey by myself...

If you try anything, you'll have to talk to Mr. Joshua.

In your mouth. Bullet may go through your ear and not kill you.

Is it him?

Is that a crook?

Is that a real gun?

Is that true?

Is this what you're looking for, captain?

Is we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver.

Isn't that sweet?

It ain't worth it.

It goes back to the war.

It had a knife, even.

It was good.

It was paint.

It was that.

It was yesterday.

It would be unfortunate...

It's a present for him. Tell him I won't need it anymore.

It's alive.

It's all right. I still love you.

It's all right. I won't put you in jail. What's your name?

It's all run by ex CIA.

It's beautiful.

It's electric shock treatment.

It's nice. You know anything about boats?

It's not coke, you know.

It's not worth it.

It's rather large, this shipment.

It's roast.

It's Sgt. Riggs' arrest. I take full responsibility!

It's the least I can do after all the kindness you've shown me.

It's the only thing I was ever good at.

Jesus Christ, man!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus!

Jesus! Michael Hunsaker!

Joshua, it's time we turned up the heat.

Just a smoker.

Just answer the question!

Just don't take any questions about cooking.

Just give me a chance to talk to you.

Just keep the citizens clear.

Just never talked about him.

Just thought I'd remind you.

Just to stop him.

Just warming up, just warming up.

Keep talking.

Keep your hands away from your pocket, okay?

Kill that cop son of a bitch!

Kill them! Just kill them!

La Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.

Last night...

Leave me alone!

Let her go now, or we all die.

Let me do all the talking.

Let me say I take the whole stash off your hands for free...

Let me take him!

Let them take him!

Let's be dark and quiet.

Let's do it, asshole.

Let's do it. How much?

Let's get a bite to eat.

Let's get out of here!

Let's go.

Let's just cut the shit. We both know why I was transferred.

Like a shot at the title?

Like Popeye? A tattoo like Popeye? No?

Like that?

Look at the firepower. You're grounded. Riggs is gone.

Look at your face!

Make a wish!

Make sure it blows the back of my goddamn head out!

Mama says policemen shoot black people.

Mark asked me to a club tomorrow night.

Martin's going to join us for dinner.

Maybe eight...

Maybe we ought to get the kids some...

Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.

McAllister!

Mercury switches, gaflooey! That's heavy shit.

Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Michael and Claire.

Mike...

Morning, Roger. Here, have some coffee.

Move to your left.

Mr. Hunsaker is dead, sir.

Mr. Joshua, your left arm, please.

Mr. Large.

Mr. Mendez, how are you?

Mr. Riggs, care for a tart?

Mr. Riggs.

My company is a perfect front. Makes everything look great on tax reports.

My home! The bastard knows where I live.

My life is over.

My luck's changing for the better every day.

My name is Detective Murtaugh. What's yours?

My people are loyal to me.

Name's McCleary. He was at an office party and just went outside.

Nice and easy.

Nice fishing out there.

Nicholas!

Nick and the kids left without me.

No one's supposed to check that meter for at least a month.

No way you live. No way.

No, I gotta go.

No, it's Dixie. Would you please tell these bozos to lay off?

No, not you, Alfred.

No, this is my new partner, Martin.

No! Back off!

No! I'm not hungry.

No.

No. If some guy is hurting someone, I try to shoot him in the leg...

No. It's not Joshua.

None of your damn business!

Not anymore.

Not since I was a kid. I used to go spearfishing.

Nothing.

Now, if you tell me everything you know...

Of course it's neat. What's wrong with neat? I like neat.

Oh, good. Let's eat.

Oh, shit! Roger!

Okay, here it is.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, no bullshit! You want to kill yourself?

Okay, pal.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Right here.

Okay. You too.

Once more with feeling on three.

One hundred thousand dollars!

One more candle and the smoke alarm would've gone off.

One saw a guy checking the meter.

Open the door!

Or are you as good as you say you are?

Or Dixie pushes her.

Or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot.

Our problem, and yours too...

Pained?

Painted?

Painted. A tattoo?

Paradise.

Part of the device.

Partner again?

People are saying, What happened?

Perfect.

Picture him in your head. Close your eyes.

Piece of cake. Now I'm happy.

Pits. When he smiles, I can see through his head. The answer is no.

Pornographic...

Pretty thin, huh?

Prostitute. One arrest, no convictions. Born in Tennessee.

Put the pin back in the grenade.

Put the pin back in.

Put your hands behind your head!

Read him his rights. I'll stand here being happy.

Read them and weep.

Really?

Remember, he's not a suspect yet.

Remember, his wife of 11 years was just killed in a car accident.

Remember?

Request ambulance and fire department.

Requesting additional units.

Rianne, get in the car!

Rianne, get the dessert.

Rianne, it's not the first time we've had company.

Rianne! Your mother said get the dessert.

Right now!

Right.

Right. Find out who bought it, who's paying the bills.

Right. Joshua. I got you.

Right. That's not the surprise.

Rog, meet your new partner.

Roger, that's a Special Forces tattoo.

Roger, they think I'm dead. I'm a corpse.

Roger, you're way behind the times.

Said you worked in the Phoenix project in Vietnam. That right?

Salt.

Sarge, I'm commandeering your car.

Save your strength. You'll need it.

See how easy that was?

See this key?

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

See, we have a problem.

Sgt. Martin Riggs was shot and killed. Who is this?

Sgt. McCaskey, pick up line three.

Shadow Company burned the whole thing down.

She said, did or saw something she wasn't supposed to.

She thinks, Amanda swallows a couple downers and she's dead. Then Dixie...

She was killed for something you're into.

She was killed for something you're into.

She was murdered.

She'd have died anyway.

She's gonna die with me. My way, not yours.

She's in love with a guy named Martin...

Shit!

Shit!

Shoot him!

Shoot me.

Show me my daughter!

Show me what you got!

Shut up, I'm losing count.

Shut up!

Shut up! Yes or no? You want to die?

Shut your mouth!

Silent night

Simple exchange.

Since we have Murtaugh...

Sincerely. Happy birthday, man.

Sit down.

Six shooter?

Six years old. I bet you like Go Bots.

Six.

So nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.

So she grabs a flatfoot and says, Officer, I saw the whole thing.

So she hauls ass downstairs.

So was the autopsy. They're not calling it a suicide.

So we have to find out all the cops know.

So we question him, not damage him.

Soldiers, mercs.

Some cat on loan from Dope. Real burnout, on the edge.

Some detective.

Some kids playing this morning...

Some think I'm faking to draw psycho pension...

Somebody spots her, and she says, Shit!

Somebody told me you were working out here.

Someone else was in bed with Amanda. That's A.

Someone was in bed with Amanda the night she died.

Son of a bitch, that hurts!

Sounds like an 80s man to me.

Spare me, son. It's over.

Step aside, old man.

Step back. Let me show what an old man can do.

Stop me if I'm wrong.

Suppose it was Dixie.

Sure thing, pal.

Sure. He wants the cash. But he'll come around.

Surprise, surprise. The coroner found evidence she used barbiturates.

Surprise!

Tai chi and all that killer stuff.

Take him!

Take it easy, for chrissake!

Take our time and both die of cancer.

Tall like me?

Tell me about the shipment!

Tell me about your next shipment: Where it's coming in, how many...

Tell me if I'm wrong. Talk to me!

Tell me if I'm wrong. Talk to me!

Tell me what he looks like.

Tell me what you know.

Tell me, what day is it?

Terrific.

Terrific. So you're saying I should worry?

Than we'll ever know.

Thank you, doctor. You've been very helpful.

Thank you, yes. Call me Martin.

Thank you.

Thanks, captain.

Thanks.

Thanks. I'm beat. You know how it is.

Thanks. Sharp as a tack.

That asshole's getting away!

That is correct, sir.

That it was your birthday today.

That means that you're...

That much?

That sometimes I think about eating a bullet?

That was smart, kid. Come on.

That would be too bad.

That would make me...

That's a bunch of psych bullshit.

That's a fair price.

That's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real gun.

That's a real good looking young woman...

That's a very dangerous attitude to take.

That's easy for you to say.

That's hardly important, but you may call me Mr. Joshua.

That's it, you son of a bitch. Good night.

That's not the point. I have to watch out for my lungs, take care of myself.

That's pretty fucking thin.

That's pretty fucking thin.

That's right, she says, Shit!

That's right. I know you're hurting. I get it.

That's silly, isn't it?

That's some serious shit you carry.

That's very thin.

That's what I thought.

That's why he came at us with a shotgun today.

The autopsy report showed that Amanda was poisoned.

The bastards got my daughter.

The big 5 0.

The building guy lived.

The capsules were loaded with drain cleaner.

The condition of the sheets indicates...

The coroner gave the body a ride downtown.

The guy kills the girl. We kill him because he wants us to be dead guys.

The guy who shot me...

The guys in the 80s aren't tough. They're sensitive people.

The heroin will be here Friday night. We'll make delivery at that time.

The job. Doing the job. That's the reason.

The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker.

The man is suicidal.

The man we talked about? Your Vietnam buddy?

The man you saw, did you get a good look at him?

The night Amanda Hunsaker died, she...

The only one I hurt is me! Me!

The parents.

The point being that now she has to cover her ass.

The point being, no killing.

The policemen are here!

The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch that did Hunsaker.

The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.

The slippery son of a bitch got away!

The son of a bitch killed two of our men!

The surprise is the pills were doctored.

The war was over.

The war.

There are no absolutes in life.

There are no absolutes in life.

There are those who say you're a good cop.

There were pills all over.

There's no more heroes left in the world.

There's no trick. That's the front, that's the back, water all around.

These people are trained, expert killers.

They got my kid.

They just gave a description of the kid my daughter's dating.

They killed your daughter.

They paid off a hooker to poison your little girl.

They secretly ran the entire war out of Laos.

They show emotions around women, shit like that.

They sit there drinking six packs and I get grounded.

Thin's my middle name.

Think what he looks like.

This badge ain't real.

This case stinks.

This is a brown, sticky...

This is Alfred! Hey, meet Alfred. This is Alfred.

This is big business, Roger.

This is cute.

This is getting nowhere.

This is KCOP news.

This is my New Year's Eve dress. Do you like it? Isn't it cool?

This is real pro stuff. I haven't seen anything like this since the war.

This makes me dizzy.

Those are dimples.

Those remarks won't get you invited to Christmas dinner.

Three William 56.

Throw your weapon down!

Time for you to die.

Trouble.

Twelve years!

Two inches higher, he'd have hit your head.

Two inches lower, I'd be a falsetto for life.

Two major shipments a year.

Two more things.

Untie me and I'll kill all of you bastards!

Until then, Sgt. Murtaugh is in charge on site.

Very disappointing. So the police may know the whole operation?

Very funny. What about the shipment?

Victoria Lynn.

Videotapes.

Videotapes.