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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

"Lethal Weapon 3" is a thrilling action movie released in 1992, directed by Richard Donner. It stars the iconic duo, Mel Gibson as the impulsive Detective Martin Riggs and Danny Glover as the wise and level-headed Detective Roger Murtaugh. The film follows their escapades as they tackle a dangerous arms dealer, played by Stuart Wilson, and navigate their contrasting personalities. Filled with explosive action sequences, clever humor, and heartfelt moments, this installment of the "Lethal Weapon" series is a must-watch for fans of the genre. To immerse yourself in the intensity and charm of "Lethal Weapon 3," you can play and download the sounds here.

A beauty. Yeah, l'm coming.
A couple of bad ones. We need to get a chopper.
A drug dealer came through with his car and crashed right in.
A little bit higher. That's better.
A whole family of .44s on the back.
Aah! Don't even say "hot wire" around this stuff, man.
Aah! Shit!
About time. These doggy treats are okay, but l need some human food.
After all the shit we've been through, don't you get it?
After that, they're gonna say, "Cut the blue wire," which l'm gonna do right now.
After the guns were stolen, lnternal Affairs moved the confiscated ammunition.
Afternoon, captain.
Ah, shit.
Ah, yeah, l know what you mean. I've been married 25 years.
Ah!
All right, asshole. I wanna see your hands right now.
All right, guys. Come on, let's hustle.
All right, we'll get these later. Let's go.
All right?
All right.
All right. Here we are.
All right. Just stay close.
All right. Okay.
All right. Sit down. Sit down. You okay?
Am l gonna have to listen to this?
And all busted by the same police officer...
And l will not make a stupid mistake.
And may the scourge of violence...
And this guy comes in, introduced me to another guy...
And this guy's an asshole.
And when they're done...
And you let him slip through your fingers.
And you're gonna come back with your friends.
And, um, meet me in my office.
Another baby.
Anything but a gun. Here we are, busting our asses on the streets...
Anything else you wanna disclose before we go on?
Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh?
Armor piercing bullets, yeah. Cop killers.
Armored car guy? Yeah. They're out on the streets.
As a matter of fact, he's cowering down on all fours right behind this counter.
At least he didn't tell them about that nail gun incident.
Back me up, Riggs!
Back up a bit. We don't want you to bump into this pole.
Be gentle with me.
Beautiful, huh?
Because nobody wants to live next door to people like you. You're a menace.
Because nobody wants to live next door to people like you. You're a menace.
Because we're partners, no commission. Okay?
Blood bubbles. Okay.
Boy, these six days is gonna be rough.
Bravo.
Breathe.
Built on guns and bloodshed.
Bullets aren't covered in normal road hazard. That's why.
Bullshit! Murtaugh. Hey, hey. Riggs!
But it never got there.
But l can't.
But l need ammo.
But, uh, he's talked of nothing but you all week.
But, uh, he's talked of nothing but you all week.
But, um, Dad, l want you to know that I'm behind you all the way.
Bye, baby.
Call an ambulance, Riggs.
Call an ambulance. Riggs, call an ambulance. Breathe.
Can we speed this up? You may have nothing to do. l have things to do.
Can you handle this or should l radio for backup?
Can you tell me where l can find the good looking Sergeant Murtaugh?
Can you tell me where l can find the lovely Sergeant Murtaugh?
Can't read it. The print is little.
Captain, what's she talking about?
Careful. Careful.
Casa what?
Central, keep me in touch with motorcycle pursuit.
Check out Mesa Verde Construction. Find out all the information you can.
Chew on these.
Clip any wrong wires lately? No, I haven't done that for a couple days.
Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
Come here. Step on it.
Come on in, bitch.
Come on, l wanna be with you.
Come on, let me see your hands. Get them up!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Roger, she was worried.
Come on, there's kids out there. Babies.
Come on, you have to blow it out. Come on.
Come on. The whole force is bent.
Come on. Who did it?
Confiscated by a truant officer of the L.A. School Board, October 1 990.
Cop killers.
Could you bring me a needle and thread?
Cover me.
Cover me. Cover me.
Cut it out. Just give it up, okay?
Cut, cut, cut! Who the fuck is this lunatic?
Damn. Riggs, the ammo. Get out of there.
Darryl was my friend, Dad.
Delores says that you're the jam in her jelly roll. That's
Delores the Road Warrior is dead on your raggedy ass.
Diaper rash makes you cranky, huh?
Did you have a permit when you built over the garage?
Did you see that? They're my partners.
Do any of you know a Mr. Travis?
Do tell me.
Do you mind, huh? Thanks.
Does "needle in a haystack" mean anything to you?
Doesn't anybody feed you? Come on.
Doing what? His armored car thing.
Don't He's trying to ruin me, Riggs.
Don't be stupid.
Don't do nothing.
Don't do that shit to me.
Don't get fingerprints on the door, and put the glass in the dishwasher.
Don't get points for those.
Don't mention the hospital. I told you not to leave me.
Don't move. Don't move. I said just get back!
Don't push, lady. I'm on police business here.
Don't worry.
Don't you get it?
Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid.
Easy, let's not kill him yet. Let's see who he is first, all right?
Especially trying to pop an armored car.
Ever heard of the word "genocide," huh? You stupid motherfuckers?
Everybody? Daddy?
Everybody's outside. Just me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be here.
Excuse me, cute stuff.
Excuse me, do you own your home?
Exxon.
Far as l'm concerned, the deal's off.
Fifty five. All right, we got eight more.
Fired? Riggs, what did you do?
First impression can often be the right one.
Forget it. I haven't got any problems. I was out of line saying that shit.
Freeze that. Stop it. Jack Travis.
Freeze. Police!
From their records, the only thing they contribute is mayhem and chaos.
Fuck you, asshole!
Fuck you.
Fuck, it's Darryl.
Fuck. Fuck.
Gently coax the flavors out.
Get a grip on yourself, Tyrone, all right? We have a deal.
Get back to work.
Get back! Take cover!
Get back. Just get back. Get back!
Get in the truck! Get!
Get me the fuck out of here, will you?
Get me up there. Yeah, get up close.
Get off my set, all right? What are you, deaf? Go.
Get out of here, before my partner kills you! Go that way, not that way!
Get out of my fucking way!
Get rid of Murphy, now!
Get that crate. Come on.
Get that head round and follow through.
Get them up.
Get those cases and kill that dog.
Get up. We don't need this.
Get your asses back here.
Get your hands up, asshole.
Give me the lock up keys.
Give that to your mom. Maybe she'll stick it on the refrigerator.
Glad you understand what I'm talking about.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Hit me again.
Go to hell, Riggs.
Go with the grain.
Go! All right!
Go! Go! Go!
Go.
God, be good to me, please.
God, don't do this to me. Breathe.
God, don't you love me? Five days.
God, I'm all thumbs. Look, he fell down. Let me help you up.
God!
Goddamn you, Travis. Fuck.
Goddamn.
Gotcha.
Grabbed his cluster.
Great place to raise a family.
Guess not. Well, l'm cutting the red wire, okay?
Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Guns, ammo, drugs, cash. It's a one stop shopping center.
Hang on.
Happy birthday, kid.
Happy retirement, Daddy
Haven't seen him around in a while.
He died from dumdums?
He got it.
He spent the night in hospital.
He stuck it in my leg and ran it around eight times.
He thinks I don't know l'm dying. I know it.
He thinks I don't know l'm dying. I know it.
He was gonna do you, he was gonna do me.
He was one of us.
He would have drilled you, me, anybody that came along, all right?
He's dead, Rog. Rog, he's dead.
He's dead. Come on, man, it was a clean shoot.
He's gonna have to face the music on his own.
He's not here.
He's okay, he's okay. He's gonna make it. He's alive.
Heh, heh, whatever.
Hell of a brutal cop. Could beat a confession out of anyone.
Hello?
Hello? Hi, Martin.
Help me, man.
Help me. Help me.
Here, boy. Come on. We're waiting for the dog. Just hold it, hold it.
Here, step into my orifice.
Here.
Here. Here's more. Leave some for me.
Hey you wanna try something?
Hey, Becker, how's it hanging?
Hey, buddy, you all right?
Hey, come on. Breathe. Oh, God.
Hey, did you do this?
Hey, don't do it. Don't let the earring fool you.
Hey, don't even think about it, Riggs. Don't even try.
Hey, get a chopper, man. Get a chopper.
Hey, go spit, Riggs.
Hey, guys. Phelps, William. Actually, his name's Billy.
Hey, heh, baiting master. Great. I'll try that on Trish.
Hey, hey, hey, come on. It's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, Riggs, don't
Hey, hey, hey! He can't hold his water.
Hey, hey, hey. Hands off the clothes. Okay, baby?
Hey, hey, hey. Right behind you, baby. That's right. Take a good look.
Hey, hey! Hold on! Hold on! We got you.
Hey, hey. Elevator.
Hey, hey. Give me my fucking wallet.
Hey, hey. Leo, Leo. What?
Hey, hey. Let's not mess with this. Wait for the bomb squad.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I thought you quit, huh? l did.
Hey, I wonder what Murphy's got in his trunk.
Hey, I'm with you now. Look, l'm right here.
Hey, listen. Come on, you guys, give me a break.
Hey, Murphy.
Hey, Nick.
Hey, Nick.
Hey, not that way.
Hey, Riggs! Hey, Riggs!
Hey, Riggs.
Hey, Riggs.
Hey, Riggs. Cop killers.
Hey, Riggs. You all right? Ha!
Hey, Smitty, come here. Come here.
Hey, that was dynamite driving.
Hey, that's great. Look at that texture. Look at this, huh?
Hey, uh, you gonna put that out? You're finished with it, yeah?
Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to sign.
Hey, wait. l'm coming.
Hey, we lost him.
Hey, who are you? You're not the regular guy.
Hey, word, Nick.
Hey, you better start telling me more than jack shit.
Hey, you know, you can eat a box of them. I'm still dying for a cigarette.
Hey, you started this.
Hey!
Hey! Riggs!
Hey! Is he dead? Check the body.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. You know l love you.
Hi, Billy.
Hi, fellas. What's in all these boxes?
His name's Jack Travis, Leo. Does that ring a bell? Jack Travis.
His partner and him were on a stakeout. He went for coffee, never came back.
Hit me again, huh? You think I'm afraid of you?
Hiya, Hubie.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hey, keep your hands off my thigh.
Hold it right there, pal. Step up here, please.
Hold on, Riggs! Hold on!
Hold this shirt.
Hold this. Hangers?
Holy shit. Son of a bitch.
How could you do that to me?
How could you do that? I can't believe you did that.
How do you like that, huh? What are you doing with a rubber gun?
How many men you think he has?
How much you got in there, a million? Million and a half?
How you doing? Taking your vitamins?
How's this, huh?
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Why do you do that?
Huh.
Hurry. Come on, dog. Good dog. Good puppy. Go! Go!
I accessed Billy Phelps' phone records on my computer.
I am. l am, all right?
I apologize.
I blame Darryl.
I can beat it. I can beat it. Have a look at this.
I can do better than that, Riggs.
I can get faster results than that real estate broker.
I can see that. And it's cold water too. There goes your image.
I can see you've given this a lot of thought, Rog, actually.
I can take this. Ouch!
I can take this. Ouch!
I can't belie l can't believe you did that.
I can't believe this. Okay, this is great.
I can't believe you did that. I got a spare in the trunk.
I can't retire.
I can't!
I did take it to Chin over in Alpine. Look at it. It's shrunk all up in here.
I didn't lose, Riggs.
I didn't realize...
I didn't say his name was Jack.
I do have a little problem.
I don't blame you, Dad.
I don't care!
I don't care! I'm gonna drill him!
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't have it on me, okay? I wasn't driving, okay?
I don't have nothing there.
I don't have to share shit with you.
I don't hear a "thank you."
I don't know what l'm saying anymore. I don't know what l'm thinking.
I don't think she's telling us everything.
I don't think that's a good idea. You shouldn't rush this.
I don't think that's a good idea. You shouldn't rush this.
I figure I can, uh, you know, make ends meet.
I got another bottle in the galley. I'm gonna get it.
I got him. I got him.
I got no dispute. l just came over to open the door for you.
I got three beautiful kids. I love them and they're yours.
I gotta show you this room first. This is my favorite. This is great.
I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?
I had to tell them everything. It's the law, okay? I mean, full disclosure.
I hate dogs, Riggs.
I hate it when I'm right.
I have contracts signed.
I haven't got any friends, you know that, Rog. Well, except you.
I haven't got any problems, Rog.
I haven't worn this uniform in 1 5 years. Cleaners must have shrunk it.
I hope you don't blame me.
I killed that boy.
I know that kid.
I know this guy. What are you watching, Geraldo?
I know.
I love it down here, don't you, Murph?
I love this job. This is amateur night. Open the door. l can't hear you.
I love you, son.
I love you.
I mean, if Trish finds out about it I didn't I didn't
I need your bike. Sergeant Riggs, call it in. I need a couple clips too.
I never heard of him.
I never made it with another sergeant before.
I ought to let you drown, you traitor.
I owe this guy one. Give me something to do.
I ran out of biscuits, all right? Give me a break.
I really wanna help you, if you'll let me. Let me.
I said don't hit him, Riggs.
I said, "Captain." I'm talking to the captain.
I saw what it was. You kissed Rianne.
I see that isn't so. Give me one reason why l should do business with you.
I see this isn't virgin territory. What is this? A knife?
I should've cut the red wire.
I think I should try and make friends with him.
I think the best thing you could do is leave him alone.
I think you're really letting this retirement thing get you down, Rog.
I thought that bullet sounded different.
I wanna cook one of those monster burgers for him.
I wanna know now. Where did this gun come from?
I want you all to have a look at these lovely bullets.
I want you to know there's a candle for every year in the force.
I was only looking at it.
I was walking. What, do l need a walking license now?
I, uh, think we should talk to Billy Phelps.
I'll get a Band Aid.
I'll have him brought down for interrogation, okay?
I'll show you. Here.
I'm about to make you one of the best things you ever had in your life.
I'm at the freeway construction site.
I'm Chaos and he's Mayhem. We're a double act.
I'm cutting the wire.
I'm driving, baby! Don't worry.
I'm gonna be with you, Lorna.
I'm gonna drill him. We can make it look like suicide.
I'm gonna eat your fucking heart!
I'm gonna pick Lorna up from the hospital this afternoon.
I'm here for you.
I'm here to talk to a prisoner, sergeant, Billy Phelps.
I'm just looking for some orange juice.
I'm L.A.P.D. L.A.P.D.
I'm okay. I think we gotta book this guy for not wearing his seat belt though.
I'm out of business without ammo.
I'm pissed off! You need a reason?
I'm reinstating both of you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Listen, are you okay? I'm sorry.
I'm spoken for, okay?
I'm springing for the soap. Nothing too fancy. That's a cute dog.
I'm telling you
I'm thinking that it's eight minutes and 42 seconds.
I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. Motherfucker.
I'm too old for this shit.
I'm your friendly Portuguese airline.
I've been dressing myself since I was 30.
I've given it a lot of thought, Riggs.
If it's just friendship, try shaking hands next time.
If there's shit there, he'll dig it up.
If you don't scratch my back, l don't throw you
If you got the brains, there's not a thing anybody can do about it.
In that case, give me a McRog.
In the car. Get them up there. Let me see both of them. Come on!
Installed them six months ago.
Instead, it found its way into the hands of a 1 5 year old boy...
Is that a good enough reason for you?
It didn't happen to you. It happened to me.
It happened to me!
It happens. Probably saw a radio on the back seat.
It looked mutual. Wipe that lipstick off before the guys at the station start talking.
It looks like Beirut to me. Let's get the hell out of here.
It's a bitch.
It's a cross between Police Gazette and Mad magazine.
It's a normal day.
It's bad for the digestion.
It's better than those miserable drug dealers getting it.
It's great.
It's not okay.
It's okay, it was a clean shoot.
It's okay, it's okay. Just lie still. Just lie still.
It's okay. You okay?
It's the law. It's called full disclosure.
It's too bad you won't be coming with me.
It's true. Hey, it's true. True.
Jack, I came out here to do business, not be insulted by you.
Jaywalking?
Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. Hey, hey, hey. I'm driving. Other side.
Jesus. Who are you?
Just a little bit. Sweet, sweet meat.
Just a minute. You can't go in there. You don't have a pass.
Just a romantic evening by the fire, just the two of us.
Just back up a little bit. A little bit more. Okay, good.
Just be still.
Just don't touch it.
Just looking.
Just take it easy. Don't push him. Don't push.
Keep joking, but l guarantee you're gonna like this burger.
Keep singing, baby. Just stay close.
Kelly's Pool Hall. Kelly speaking.
Keys. Give me your fucking hands.
Killed a convenience store clerk in L.A. County, July 1 990.
Killed in the line of duty, Riggs!
L apologize to everybody. Don't push him.
L know where that is. Why don't we check it out?
L.A.P.D., guys. Come here.
Lankershim and Vineland. Where are we going, Rog?
Leo, Leo, Leo. Look. We got something for you to do.
Leo's here. l'll take care of it. I'll make a couple calls.
Leo's not just a real estate broker.
Let me help her.
Let them escape the judgment of vengeance and enjoy the blessedness of eternal life.
Let's foreclose on this son of a bitch.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go. Let's go!
Like so. So you whip the head.
Like you said, what happens to you...
Like, some guys wanted broads, another guy wanted Cuban cigars.
Listen, Riggs, I was raised with four brothers.
Listen. Mesa Verde's legit.
Look around. This is my dream and it's all coming true.
Look around. This is my dream and it's all coming true.
Look at the front kick. Look at that.
Look how he's covering up.
Look, l told you before, moron, I don't know no Jack Travis.
Look, man....
Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case.
Look, she may be wearing a skirt, but we're all brothers.
Look, so long as l get an invite to the Casa de Murtaugh, I'm happy.
Look, that kid was a killer, all right.
Look, uh....
Look, why don't you let me in on this? I can help you.
Look, you're drunk, Rog.
Looks like Billy's grandmother owns a big dog.
Looks like he's had one cappuccino too many.
Looks like we're gonna have to do it the old fashioned way.
Lorna Cole.
Lorna, no, don't!
Los Angeles penalty. Number 1 5, Tony Brown.
Los Angeles, shorthanded goal.
MAC 1 0, 9 mm, semi automatic...
Man. Oh, Rog, man, l'm sorry.
May he find the peace in heaven that eluded him on Earth.
Maybe a ground to air missile.
Maybe I should, uh, become one of those Hollywood agents. What do you think?
Maybe not, but look. Watch.
Moon, lunar, lunatics. They're everywhere.
Morning, captain.
Morning, gentlemen. L.A.P.D. Got a few questions.
Morning, Rog.
Move it!
Move on out to Travis Town.
Mr. Jack Travis, this is the L.A.P.D.
Mr. Jack Travis.
Mrs. Smithers. Ma'am?
My girl. Ha, ha.
My God, l killed that kid.
My uncle said, "You cut the fat, you kill the burger."
My whole body's numb. l can't feel it.
Never heard ? Ehh! Ehh! Wrong answer. Wrong answer.
Never seen so many suspensions and reprimands and charges of misconduct.
Nice shooting, phew. Regular Billy the Kid, huh?
No brains, but they got automatic weapons.
No keys. Tsk, tsk. l could hot wire it.
No, I don't get, "Close is a lingerie shop without a front window." l don't get that.
No, I said forget it.
No, I take that back.
No, it's full up already. Put it in the back seat.
No, not really. He's down the hall to the right.
No, not Sergeant Cole from Traffic.
No, we can't, so will you shut up?
No, you're not. Rog, don't do this to yourself, all right?
No! Oh, Jesus Christ. What are you gonna do now, shoot me?
No. No.
Nobody backs out.
Nobody who works for me goes into business for themselves.
Not a lobotomy. Cut your hair so you can hear.
Not likely.
Not really. lt's a dead issue, l'm afraid.
Not that one! Mm mm!
Nothing to do.
Now, don't run, because he'll only chase you down and kill you.
Now, look
Now, that's not a nice thing to say to a lady.
Now, you've all seen these vests stop a .357 magnum bullet, haven't you?
Observe.
Of Scotch.
Oh, another one?
Oh, bye, Daddy.
Oh, damn, Riggs.
Oh, fuck, no. Darryl!
Oh, God. lt's a girdle.
Oh, hi, honey. How are you? I thought I asked you not to call me here.
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, l love surprises.
Oh, l love that picture window.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, shit. You don't wanna hear. This is piddly shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's great. Huh huh. That's great. Thank you.
Oh, that's pavement, dragged down Crenshaw. Mm hm.
Oh, yeah? When is he gonna say something funny?
Oh, yeah. You kill a lot of people.
Oh, yes, you do. We all have problems. You help me...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh. Hey, l think a little mess adds to the charm.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. You tell him Delores was here.
Okay, anyway, look. Like the d****s? Maybe she'll leave the d****s.
Okay, Billy got caught. There's nothing I can do about that now.
Okay, but keep your head down. Keep your head down.
Okay, guys. L.A.P.D. Let me see your hands.
Okay, l have sold this turkey.
Okay, l'll remember that. We saved a cat. What do you want?
Okay, l'm on. No, l'm not. I'm off! Wait!
Okay, now that you mention it, the bathroom has been completely remodeled...
Okay, okay, back to work, everybody.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Just wanna make sure.
Okay, okay. So, uh, we saw enough of the kitchen.
Okay, there it is. You happy? Let's go.
Okay, this is it. See, these guys always wanted me to do favors for them.
Okay, we've gotta go, sarge. Okay.
Okay, who's wearing? Roger, you're wearing. I need you.
Okay? Once again, Leo Getz has delivered.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Just relax. Just relax.
Okay. You're all right, partner. You're all right. All right. Hang on. Okay.
On a sesame seed bun. Very illegal.
On Level 1 , near the gas pumps. I wrote the license plate down.
On two.
One got stuck in my lung. I was breathing blood bubbles. Disgusting.
One hell of a dirty cop.
One hell of a retirement plan this asshole's got, isn't it?
One...
Ooh, hoo hoo! Thanks for the interest, sugar, but one thing at a time.
Ooh! Excuse me. Excuse me.
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Riggs! Riggs! Roger! Roger!
Ooh! Ow, ow!
Open the door.
Open your eyes.
Oprah should see this.
Ow!
Pay particular attention to the tip. Good close look at it.
Pension.
People, okay, but not dogs.
Perfect.
Pivot right, kick with your left...
Please, Rog.
Police!
Pump action. 1 2 gauge.
Punch a clock for 30 years. Retirement.
Put your foot down!
Put your hands down. lt's embarrassing.
Ram him! Ram him!
Read something besides the funny pages.
Really good work.
Relax, baby. Relax, baby.
Rianne, l'm so sorry. I feel like a microbe right now.
Riggs, if he were that close, l'd be dead.
Riggs, talk to me. Riggs.
Riggs, what are you thinking? What are you thinking, Riggs? Riggs.
Riggs, you're alive. Come here.
Riggs!
Riggs! Get up! Get up, Riggs! Get up! Get up!
Riggs! Hey, Riggs. Riggs!
Riggs! Riggs!
Riggs! Riggs!
Riggs! You stupid son of a bitch.
Riggs.
Riggs.
Riggs. Hey, Riggs.
Right around Mesa Verde, I got it.
Right here.
Right now. It's giving me the shits!
Right? Good. Why don't we start to act like it, huh?
Right.
Right.
Right. Oops.
Rog, I think we ought to check this out.
Rog, I think we should go. Leo, could you get the place fumigated?
Rog, please don't do this, okay?
Same damn thing. Third and Highland.
Same floor.
Scheduled for destruction by the L.A.P.D. six weeks ago.
See how quiet it is here? Listen, listen.
See how that can jeopardize everything? Right, Tyrone?
See what l mean?
See, you were my ticket in, Murph.
Semantics, Riggs.
Semantics? I'm always up for some antics.
Sergeant Cole from Traffic?
Sergeant Cole from Traffic's her uncle.
Sergeant Martin Riggs, heh.
Sergeant Murtaugh.
Sergeant, did you get what you need?
Sergeant, we have got to talk.
Seven days to retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman.
She calls me all the time. And she leaves me notes. What am I gonna do?
She got a raise? lt's all right.
She kissed me. She finds me irresistible.
She was all like
She's gonna be fine.
She's probably on the take too. What do you take me for?
Sheriff's Department.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
Shit, man, feel it.
Shit, Riggs. This time we wait for the bomb squad.
Shit, son of a bitch knew there was a camera in the wall.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shot up the whole place. Shh.
Should we take him?
Shut him up.
Shut my mouth. The man's on fire.
Shut my mouth. The man's on fire.
Shut up, Riggs.
Six months, and we don't know about it?
Six William Six, location west
Snip. See? All done.
Somebody brought a monkey because the monkey knocked over the salad bar.
Son of a l'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose.
Son of a bitch, just look at it.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch. l'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him!
Son of a bitch. lt works. Shit.
Son of a bitch. No clip.
Son of a bitch. Shit. Crazy motherfucker!
Son, stay still.
Sorry, honey, l gotta do it. l gotta look.
Sorry, Murph. But l'm just getting started.
Sorry, pal. Where's the tunnel? Gangway!
Sorry. l was just looking at it.
Split. Get out of here.
Stand there.
Starts with a W, "or" in the middle, D on the end.
Stay away from my daughter.
Stay still.
Stay there. That shit works, Riggs. Riggs!
Stay, stay.
Step on it!
Step on it! There he is! Step on it!
Stick around. This is the good part.
Stop that shit. Cut it out.
Stop!
Stop! The dog. Wait for the dog.
Sure you do, Jack.
Surprise.
Swing with me and my crew. That's the move.
Take a right! Go!
Take your finger out of my bottle and give me that gun.
Take your mama to the car.
Ten dollars for a fucking aspirin, that's not even covered.
Ten more years till forced retirement, huh, baby?
Termites get Okay, okay. No more!
Thank you for opening the door.
Thank you for your cooperation. Play on, boys.
Thank you. Thank you. Now you try it.
Thanks.
That great? Come on.
That isn't a dog. That's a horse.
That means I'm staying with the force, baby.
That means you're gonna stay with the force?
That was a machine pistol with twin carbines and all the trimmings.
That wasn't a toy in his hand.
That's a dog. It's a fucking dog.
That's all l can say. We'll take over from here.
That's classified. l said, "Captain." l'm talking to him.
That's good, Murphy. See how easy that was?
That's great. I take one for you, and that's what you tell me?
That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot.
That's right, we're cops. Not crooks. I'll get change.
That's right. Know why it's gonna be a gold mine?
That's right. Know why it's gonna be a gold mine?
That's something you should know about, huh?
That's usually my first mistake.
That's what l meant. We should've waited for the bomb squad.
That's, uh, 3650 days.
The bomb squad never gets here on time. It's eight minutes and 31 seconds.
The bottle's going south.
The difference is, when you get a lapotomy, they shave your nether regions.
The fuck is this?
The fuck? Take the elevator, bring the other guys.
The house is off the market.
The only thing holding up your house is the paint.
The Phelps case has been transferred to Internal Affairs.
The program's been accessed by somebody from the outside.
There is no bomb.
There you go. You're gonna make it.
There's a bomb in that building! Know how come I know?
There's a difference between losing and conceding.
There's a hat in the closet.
There's no bomb. It's probably a false alarm.

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