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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

"Lethal Weapon 3" is a thrilling action movie released in 1992, directed by Richard Donner. It stars the iconic duo, Mel Gibson as the impulsive Detective Martin Riggs and Danny Glover as the wise and level-headed Detective Roger Murtaugh. The film follows their escapades as they tackle a dangerous arms dealer, played by Stuart Wilson, and navigate their contrasting personalities. Filled with explosive action sequences, clever humor, and heartfelt moments, this installment of the "Lethal Weapon" series is a must-watch for fans of the genre. To immerse yourself in the intensity and charm of "Lethal Weapon 3," you can play and download the sounds here.

A beauty. Yeah, l'm coming.
A couple of bad ones. We need to get a chopper.
A drug dealer came through with his car and crashed right in.
A little bit higher. That's better.
A whole family of .44s on the back.
Aah! Don't even say "hot wire" around this stuff, man.
Aah! Shit!
About time. These doggy treats are okay, but l need some human food.
After all the shit we've been through, don't you get it?
After that, they're gonna say, "Cut the blue wire," which l'm gonna do right now.
After the guns were stolen, lnternal Affairs moved the confiscated ammunition.
Afternoon, captain.
Ah, shit.
Ah, yeah, l know what you mean. I've been married 25 years.
Ah!
All right, asshole. I wanna see your hands right now.
All right, guys. Come on, let's hustle.
All right, we'll get these later. Let's go.
All right?
All right.
All right. Here we are.
All right. Just stay close.
All right. Okay.
All right. Sit down. Sit down. You okay?
Am l gonna have to listen to this?
And all busted by the same police officer...
And l will not make a stupid mistake.
And may the scourge of violence...
And this guy comes in, introduced me to another guy...
And this guy's an asshole.
And when they're done...
And you let him slip through your fingers.
And you're gonna come back with your friends.
And, um, meet me in my office.
Another baby.
Anything but a gun. Here we are, busting our asses on the streets...
Anything else you wanna disclose before we go on?
Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh?
Armor piercing bullets, yeah. Cop killers.
Armored car guy? Yeah. They're out on the streets.
As a matter of fact, he's cowering down on all fours right behind this counter.
At least he didn't tell them about that nail gun incident.
Back me up, Riggs!
Back up a bit. We don't want you to bump into this pole.
Be gentle with me.
Beautiful, huh?
Because nobody wants to live next door to people like you. You're a menace.
Because nobody wants to live next door to people like you. You're a menace.
Because we're partners, no commission. Okay?
Blood bubbles. Okay.
Boy, these six days is gonna be rough.
Bravo.
Breathe.
Built on guns and bloodshed.
Bullets aren't covered in normal road hazard. That's why.
Bullshit! Murtaugh. Hey, hey. Riggs!
But it never got there.
But l can't.
But l need ammo.
But, uh, he's talked of nothing but you all week.
But, uh, he's talked of nothing but you all week.
But, um, Dad, l want you to know that I'm behind you all the way.
Bye, baby.
Call an ambulance, Riggs.
Call an ambulance. Riggs, call an ambulance. Breathe.
Can we speed this up? You may have nothing to do. l have things to do.
Can you handle this or should l radio for backup?
Can you tell me where l can find the good looking Sergeant Murtaugh?
Can you tell me where l can find the lovely Sergeant Murtaugh?
Can't read it. The print is little.
Captain, what's she talking about?
Careful. Careful.
Casa what?
Central, keep me in touch with motorcycle pursuit.
Check out Mesa Verde Construction. Find out all the information you can.
Chew on these.
Clip any wrong wires lately? No, I haven't done that for a couple days.
Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
Come here. Step on it.
Come on in, bitch.
Come on, l wanna be with you.
Come on, let me see your hands. Get them up!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Roger, she was worried.
Come on, there's kids out there. Babies.
Come on, you have to blow it out. Come on.
Come on. The whole force is bent.
Come on. Who did it?
Confiscated by a truant officer of the L.A. School Board, October 1 990.
Cop killers.
Could you bring me a needle and thread?
Cover me.
Cover me. Cover me.
Cut it out. Just give it up, okay?
Cut, cut, cut! Who the fuck is this lunatic?
Damn. Riggs, the ammo. Get out of there.
Darryl was my friend, Dad.
Delores says that you're the jam in her jelly roll. That's
Delores the Road Warrior is dead on your raggedy ass.
Diaper rash makes you cranky, huh?
Did you have a permit when you built over the garage?
Did you see that? They're my partners.
Do any of you know a Mr. Travis?
Do tell me.
Do you mind, huh? Thanks.
Does "needle in a haystack" mean anything to you?
Doesn't anybody feed you? Come on.
Doing what? His armored car thing.
Don't He's trying to ruin me, Riggs.
Don't be stupid.
Don't do nothing.
Don't do that shit to me.
Don't get fingerprints on the door, and put the glass in the dishwasher.
Don't get points for those.
Don't mention the hospital. I told you not to leave me.
Don't move. Don't move. I said just get back!
Don't push, lady. I'm on police business here.
Don't worry.
Don't you get it?
Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid.
Easy, let's not kill him yet. Let's see who he is first, all right?
Especially trying to pop an armored car.
Ever heard of the word "genocide," huh? You stupid motherfuckers?
Everybody? Daddy?
Everybody's outside. Just me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be here.
Excuse me, cute stuff.
Excuse me, do you own your home?
Exxon.
Far as l'm concerned, the deal's off.
Fifty five. All right, we got eight more.
Fired? Riggs, what did you do?
First impression can often be the right one.
Forget it. I haven't got any problems. I was out of line saying that shit.
Freeze that. Stop it. Jack Travis.
Freeze. Police!
From their records, the only thing they contribute is mayhem and chaos.
Fuck you, asshole!
Fuck you.
Fuck, it's Darryl.
Fuck. Fuck.
Gently coax the flavors out.
Get a grip on yourself, Tyrone, all right? We have a deal.
Get back to work.
Get back! Take cover!
Get back. Just get back. Get back!
Get in the truck! Get!
Get me the fuck out of here, will you?
Get me up there. Yeah, get up close.
Get off my set, all right? What are you, deaf? Go.
Get out of here, before my partner kills you! Go that way, not that way!
Get out of my fucking way!
Get rid of Murphy, now!
Get that crate. Come on.
Get that head round and follow through.
Get them up.
Get those cases and kill that dog.
Get up. We don't need this.
Get your asses back here.
Get your hands up, asshole.
Give me the lock up keys.
Give that to your mom. Maybe she'll stick it on the refrigerator.
Glad you understand what I'm talking about.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Hit me again.
Go to hell, Riggs.
Go with the grain.
Go! All right!
Go! Go! Go!
Go.
God, be good to me, please.
God, don't do this to me. Breathe.
God, don't you love me? Five days.
God, I'm all thumbs. Look, he fell down. Let me help you up.
God!
Goddamn you, Travis. Fuck.
Goddamn.
Gotcha.
Grabbed his cluster.
Great place to raise a family.
Guess not. Well, l'm cutting the red wire, okay?
Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Guns, ammo, drugs, cash. It's a one stop shopping center.
Hang on.
Happy birthday, kid.
Happy retirement, Daddy
Haven't seen him around in a while.
He died from dumdums?
He got it.
He spent the night in hospital.
He stuck it in my leg and ran it around eight times.
He thinks I don't know l'm dying. I know it.
He thinks I don't know l'm dying. I know it.
He was gonna do you, he was gonna do me.
He was one of us.
He would have drilled you, me, anybody that came along, all right?
He's dead, Rog. Rog, he's dead.
He's dead. Come on, man, it was a clean shoot.
He's gonna have to face the music on his own.
He's not here.
He's okay, he's okay. He's gonna make it. He's alive.
Heh, heh, whatever.
Hell of a brutal cop. Could beat a confession out of anyone.
Hello?
Hello? Hi, Martin.
Help me, man.
Help me. Help me.
Here, boy. Come on. We're waiting for the dog. Just hold it, hold it.
Here, step into my orifice.
Here.
Here. Here's more. Leave some for me.
Hey you wanna try something?
Hey, Becker, how's it hanging?
Hey, buddy, you all right?
Hey, come on. Breathe. Oh, God.
Hey, did you do this?
Hey, don't do it. Don't let the earring fool you.
Hey, don't even think about it, Riggs. Don't even try.
Hey, get a chopper, man. Get a chopper.
Hey, go spit, Riggs.
Hey, guys. Phelps, William. Actually, his name's Billy.
Hey, heh, baiting master. Great. I'll try that on Trish.
Hey, hey, hey, come on. It's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, Riggs, don't
Hey, hey, hey! He can't hold his water.
Hey, hey, hey. Hands off the clothes. Okay, baby?
Hey, hey, hey. Right behind you, baby. That's right. Take a good look.
Hey, hey! Hold on! Hold on! We got you.
Hey, hey. Elevator.
Hey, hey. Give me my fucking wallet.
Hey, hey. Leo, Leo. What?
Hey, hey. Let's not mess with this. Wait for the bomb squad.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I thought you quit, huh? l did.
Hey, I wonder what Murphy's got in his trunk.
Hey, I'm with you now. Look, l'm right here.
Hey, listen. Come on, you guys, give me a break.
Hey, Murphy.
Hey, Nick.
Hey, Nick.
Hey, not that way.
Hey, Riggs! Hey, Riggs!
Hey, Riggs.
Hey, Riggs.
Hey, Riggs. Cop killers.
Hey, Riggs. You all right? Ha!
Hey, Smitty, come here. Come here.
Hey, that was dynamite driving.
Hey, that's great. Look at that texture. Look at this, huh?
Hey, uh, you gonna put that out? You're finished with it, yeah?
Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to sign.
Hey, wait. l'm coming.
Hey, we lost him.
Hey, who are you? You're not the regular guy.
Hey, word, Nick.
Hey, you better start telling me more than jack shit.
Hey, you know, you can eat a box of them. I'm still dying for a cigarette.
Hey, you started this.
Hey!
Hey! Riggs!
Hey! Is he dead? Check the body.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. You know l love you.
Hi, Billy.
Hi, fellas. What's in all these boxes?
His name's Jack Travis, Leo. Does that ring a bell? Jack Travis.
His partner and him were on a stakeout. He went for coffee, never came back.
Hit me again, huh? You think I'm afraid of you?
Hiya, Hubie.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hey, keep your hands off my thigh.
Hold it right there, pal. Step up here, please.
Hold on, Riggs! Hold on!
Hold this shirt.
Hold this. Hangers?
Holy shit. Son of a bitch.
How could you do that to me?
How could you do that? I can't believe you did that.
How do you like that, huh? What are you doing with a rubber gun?
How many men you think he has?
How much you got in there, a million? Million and a half?
How you doing? Taking your vitamins?
How's this, huh?
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Why do you do that?
Huh.
Hurry. Come on, dog. Good dog. Good puppy. Go! Go!
I accessed Billy Phelps' phone records on my computer.
I am. l am, all right?
I apologize.
I blame Darryl.
I can beat it. I can beat it. Have a look at this.
I can do better than that, Riggs.
I can get faster results than that real estate broker.
I can see that. And it's cold water too. There goes your image.
I can see you've given this a lot of thought, Rog, actually.
I can take this. Ouch!
I can take this. Ouch!
I can't belie l can't believe you did that.
I can't believe this. Okay, this is great.
I can't believe you did that. I got a spare in the trunk.
I can't retire.
I can't!
I did take it to Chin over in Alpine. Look at it. It's shrunk all up in here.
I didn't lose, Riggs.
I didn't realize...
I didn't say his name was Jack.
I do have a little problem.
I don't blame you, Dad.
I don't care!
I don't care! I'm gonna drill him!
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't have it on me, okay? I wasn't driving, okay?
I don't have nothing there.
I don't have to share shit with you.
I don't hear a "thank you."
I don't know what l'm saying anymore. I don't know what l'm thinking.
I don't think she's telling us everything.
I don't think that's a good idea. You shouldn't rush this.
I don't think that's a good idea. You shouldn't rush this.
I figure I can, uh, you know, make ends meet.
I got another bottle in the galley. I'm gonna get it.
I got him. I got him.
I got no dispute. l just came over to open the door for you.
I got three beautiful kids. I love them and they're yours.
I gotta show you this room first. This is my favorite. This is great.
I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?
I had to tell them everything. It's the law, okay? I mean, full disclosure.
I hate dogs, Riggs.
I hate it when I'm right.
I have contracts signed.
I haven't got any friends, you know that, Rog. Well, except you.
I haven't got any problems, Rog.
I haven't worn this uniform in 1 5 years. Cleaners must have shrunk it.
I hope you don't blame me.
I killed that boy.
I know that kid.
I know this guy. What are you watching, Geraldo?
I know.
I love it down here, don't you, Murph?
I love this job. This is amateur night. Open the door. l can't hear you.
I love you, son.
I love you.
I mean, if Trish finds out about it I didn't I didn't
I need your bike. Sergeant Riggs, call it in. I need a couple clips too.
I never heard of him.
I never made it with another sergeant before.
I ought to let you drown, you traitor.
I owe this guy one. Give me something to do.
I ran out of biscuits, all right? Give me a break.
I really wanna help you, if you'll let me. Let me.
I said don't hit him, Riggs.
I said, "Captain." I'm talking to the captain.
I saw what it was. You kissed Rianne.
I see that isn't so. Give me one reason why l should do business with you.
I see this isn't virgin territory. What is this? A knife?
I should've cut the red wire.
I think I should try and make friends with him.
I think the best thing you could do is leave him alone.
I think you're really letting this retirement thing get you down, Rog.
I thought that bullet sounded different.
I wanna cook one of those monster burgers for him.
I wanna know now. Where did this gun come from?
I want you all to have a look at these lovely bullets.
I want you to know there's a candle for every year in the force.
I was only looking at it.
I was walking. What, do l need a walking license now?
I, uh, think we should talk to Billy Phelps.
I'll get a Band Aid.
I'll have him brought down for interrogation, okay?
I'll show you. Here.
I'm about to make you one of the best things you ever had in your life.
I'm at the freeway construction site.
I'm Chaos and he's Mayhem. We're a double act.
I'm cutting the wire.
I'm driving, baby! Don't worry.
I'm gonna be with you, Lorna.
I'm gonna drill him. We can make it look like suicide.
I'm gonna eat your fucking heart!
I'm gonna pick Lorna up from the hospital this afternoon.
I'm here for you.
I'm here to talk to a prisoner, sergeant, Billy Phelps.
I'm just looking for some orange juice.
I'm L.A.P.D. L.A.P.D.
I'm okay. I think we gotta book this guy for not wearing his seat belt though.
I'm out of business without ammo.
I'm pissed off! You need a reason?
I'm reinstating both of you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Listen, are you okay? I'm sorry.
I'm spoken for, okay?
I'm springing for the soap. Nothing too fancy. That's a cute dog.
I'm telling you
I'm thinking that it's eight minutes and 42 seconds.
I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. Motherfucker.
I'm too old for this shit.
I'm your friendly Portuguese airline.
I've been dressing myself since I was 30.
I've given it a lot of thought, Riggs.
If it's just friendship, try shaking hands next time.
If there's shit there, he'll dig it up.
If you don't scratch my back, l don't throw you
If you got the brains, there's not a thing anybody can do about it.
In that case, give me a McRog.
In the car. Get them up there. Let me see both of them. Come on!
Installed them six months ago.
Instead, it found its way into the hands of a 1 5 year old boy...
Is that a good enough reason for you?
It didn't happen to you. It happened to me.
It happened to me!
It happens. Probably saw a radio on the back seat.
It looked mutual. Wipe that lipstick off before the guys at the station start talking.
It looks like Beirut to me. Let's get the hell out of here.
It's a bitch.
It's a cross between Police Gazette and Mad magazine.
It's a normal day.
It's bad for the digestion.
It's better than those miserable drug dealers getting it.
It's great.
It's not okay.
It's okay, it was a clean shoot.
It's okay, it's okay. Just lie still. Just lie still.
It's okay. You okay?
It's the law. It's called full disclosure.
It's too bad you won't be coming with me.
It's true. Hey, it's true. True.
Jack, I came out here to do business, not be insulted by you.
Jaywalking?
Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. Hey, hey, hey. I'm driving. Other side.
Jesus. Who are you?
Just a little bit. Sweet, sweet meat.
Just a minute. You can't go in there. You don't have a pass.
Just a romantic evening by the fire, just the two of us.
Just back up a little bit. A little bit more. Okay, good.
Just be still.
Just don't touch it.
Just looking.
Just take it easy. Don't push him. Don't push.
Keep joking, but l guarantee you're gonna like this burger.
Keep singing, baby. Just stay close.
Kelly's Pool Hall. Kelly speaking.
Keys. Give me your fucking hands.
Killed a convenience store clerk in L.A. County, July 1 990.
Killed in the line of duty, Riggs!
L apologize to everybody. Don't push him.
L know where that is. Why don't we check it out?
L.A.P.D., guys. Come here.
Lankershim and Vineland. Where are we going, Rog?
Leo, Leo, Leo. Look. We got something for you to do.
Leo's here. l'll take care of it. I'll make a couple calls.
Leo's not just a real estate broker.
Let me help her.
Let them escape the judgment of vengeance and enjoy the blessedness of eternal life.
Let's foreclose on this son of a bitch.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go. Let's go!
Like so. So you whip the head.
Like you said, what happens to you...
Like, some guys wanted broads, another guy wanted Cuban cigars.
Listen, Riggs, I was raised with four brothers.
Listen. Mesa Verde's legit.
Look around. This is my dream and it's all coming true.
Look around. This is my dream and it's all coming true.
Look at the front kick. Look at that.
Look how he's covering up.
Look, l told you before, moron, I don't know no Jack Travis.
Look, man....
Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case.
Look, she may be wearing a skirt, but we're all brothers.
Look, so long as l get an invite to the Casa de Murtaugh, I'm happy.
Look, that kid was a killer, all right.
Look, uh....
Look, why don't you let me in on this? I can help you.
Look, you're drunk, Rog.
Looks like Billy's grandmother owns a big dog.
Looks like he's had one cappuccino too many.
Looks like we're gonna have to do it the old fashioned way.
Lorna Cole.
Lorna, no, don't!
Los Angeles penalty. Number 1 5, Tony Brown.
Los Angeles, shorthanded goal.
MAC 1 0, 9 mm, semi automatic...
Man. Oh, Rog, man, l'm sorry.
May he find the peace in heaven that eluded him on Earth.
Maybe a ground to air missile.
Maybe I should, uh, become one of those Hollywood agents. What do you think?
Maybe not, but look. Watch.
Moon, lunar, lunatics. They're everywhere.
Morning, captain.
Morning, gentlemen. L.A.P.D. Got a few questions.
Morning, Rog.
Move it!
Move on out to Travis Town.
Mr. Jack Travis, this is the L.A.P.D.
Mr. Jack Travis.
Mrs. Smithers. Ma'am?
My girl. Ha, ha.
My God, l killed that kid.
My uncle said, "You cut the fat, you kill the burger."
My whole body's numb. l can't feel it.
Never heard ? Ehh! Ehh! Wrong answer. Wrong answer.
Never seen so many suspensions and reprimands and charges of misconduct.
Nice shooting, phew. Regular Billy the Kid, huh?
No brains, but they got automatic weapons.
No keys. Tsk, tsk. l could hot wire it.
No, I don't get, "Close is a lingerie shop without a front window." l don't get that.
No, I said forget it.
No, I take that back.
No, it's full up already. Put it in the back seat.
No, not really. He's down the hall to the right.
No, not Sergeant Cole from Traffic.
No, we can't, so will you shut up?
No, you're not. Rog, don't do this to yourself, all right?
No! Oh, Jesus Christ. What are you gonna do now, shoot me?
No. No.
Nobody backs out.
Nobody who works for me goes into business for themselves.
Not a lobotomy. Cut your hair so you can hear.
Not likely.
Not really. lt's a dead issue, l'm afraid.
Not that one! Mm mm!
Nothing to do.
Now, don't run, because he'll only chase you down and kill you.
Now, look
Now, that's not a nice thing to say to a lady.
Now, you've all seen these vests stop a .357 magnum bullet, haven't you?
Observe.
Of Scotch.
Oh, another one?
Oh, bye, Daddy.
Oh, damn, Riggs.
Oh, fuck, no. Darryl!
Oh, God. lt's a girdle.
Oh, hi, honey. How are you? I thought I asked you not to call me here.
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, l love surprises.
Oh, l love that picture window.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, shit. You don't wanna hear. This is piddly shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's great. Huh huh. That's great. Thank you.
Oh, that's pavement, dragged down Crenshaw. Mm hm.
Oh, yeah? When is he gonna say something funny?
Oh, yeah. You kill a lot of people.
Oh, yes, you do. We all have problems. You help me...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh. Hey, l think a little mess adds to the charm.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. You tell him Delores was here.
Okay, anyway, look. Like the d****s? Maybe she'll leave the d****s.
Okay, Billy got caught. There's nothing I can do about that now.
Okay, but keep your head down. Keep your head down.
Okay, guys. L.A.P.D. Let me see your hands.
Okay, l have sold this turkey.
Okay, l'll remember that. We saved a cat. What do you want?
Okay, l'm on. No, l'm not. I'm off! Wait!
Okay, now that you mention it, the bathroom has been completely remodeled...
Okay, okay, back to work, everybody.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Just wanna make sure.
Okay, okay. So, uh, we saw enough of the kitchen.
Okay, there it is. You happy? Let's go.
Okay, this is it. See, these guys always wanted me to do favors for them.
Okay, we've gotta go, sarge. Okay.
Okay, who's wearing? Roger, you're wearing. I need you.
Okay? Once again, Leo Getz has delivered.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Just relax. Just relax.
Okay. You're all right, partner. You're all right. All right. Hang on. Okay.
On a sesame seed bun. Very illegal.
On Level 1 , near the gas pumps. I wrote the license plate down.
On two.
One got stuck in my lung. I was breathing blood bubbles. Disgusting.
One hell of a dirty cop.
One hell of a retirement plan this asshole's got, isn't it?
One...
Ooh, hoo hoo! Thanks for the interest, sugar, but one thing at a time.
Ooh! Excuse me. Excuse me.
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Riggs! Riggs! Roger! Roger!
Ooh! Ow, ow!
Open the door.
Open your eyes.
Oprah should see this.
Ow!
Pay particular attention to the tip. Good close look at it.
Pension.
People, okay, but not dogs.
Perfect.
Pivot right, kick with your left...
Please, Rog.
Police!
Pump action. 1 2 gauge.
Punch a clock for 30 years. Retirement.
Put your foot down!
Put your hands down. lt's embarrassing.
Ram him! Ram him!
Read something besides the funny pages.
Really good work.
Relax, baby. Relax, baby.
Rianne, l'm so sorry. I feel like a microbe right now.
Riggs, if he were that close, l'd be dead.
Riggs, talk to me. Riggs.
Riggs, what are you thinking? What are you thinking, Riggs? Riggs.
Riggs, you're alive. Come here.
Riggs!
Riggs! Get up! Get up, Riggs! Get up! Get up!
Riggs! Hey, Riggs. Riggs!
Riggs! Riggs!
Riggs! Riggs!
Riggs! You stupid son of a bitch.
Riggs.
Riggs.
Riggs. Hey, Riggs.
Right around Mesa Verde, I got it.
Right here.
Right now. It's giving me the shits!
Right? Good. Why don't we start to act like it, huh?
Right.
Right.
Right. Oops.
Rog, I think we ought to check this out.
Rog, I think we should go. Leo, could you get the place fumigated?
Rog, please don't do this, okay?
Same damn thing. Third and Highland.
Same floor.
Scheduled for destruction by the L.A.P.D. six weeks ago.
See how quiet it is here? Listen, listen.
See how that can jeopardize everything? Right, Tyrone?
See what l mean?
See, you were my ticket in, Murph.
Semantics, Riggs.
Semantics? I'm always up for some antics.
Sergeant Cole from Traffic?
Sergeant Cole from Traffic's her uncle.
Sergeant Martin Riggs, heh.
Sergeant Murtaugh.
Sergeant, did you get what you need?
Sergeant, we have got to talk.
Seven days to retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman.
She calls me all the time. And she leaves me notes. What am I gonna do?
She got a raise? lt's all right.
She kissed me. She finds me irresistible.
She was all like
She's gonna be fine.
She's probably on the take too. What do you take me for?
Sheriff's Department.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
Shit, man, feel it.
Shit, Riggs. This time we wait for the bomb squad.
Shit, son of a bitch knew there was a camera in the wall.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shot up the whole place. Shh.
Should we take him?
Shut him up.
Shut my mouth. The man's on fire.
Shut my mouth. The man's on fire.
Shut up, Riggs.
Six months, and we don't know about it?
Six William Six, location west
Snip. See? All done.
Somebody brought a monkey because the monkey knocked over the salad bar.
Son of a l'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose.
Son of a bitch, just look at it.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch. l'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him!
Son of a bitch. lt works. Shit.
Son of a bitch. No clip.
Son of a bitch. Shit. Crazy motherfucker!
Son, stay still.
Sorry, honey, l gotta do it. l gotta look.
Sorry, Murph. But l'm just getting started.
Sorry, pal. Where's the tunnel? Gangway!
Sorry. l was just looking at it.
Split. Get out of here.
Stand there.
Starts with a W, "or" in the middle, D on the end.
Stay away from my daughter.
Stay still.
Stay there. That shit works, Riggs. Riggs!
Stay, stay.
Step on it!
Step on it! There he is! Step on it!
Stick around. This is the good part.
Stop that shit. Cut it out.
Stop!
Stop! The dog. Wait for the dog.
Sure you do, Jack.
Surprise.
Swing with me and my crew. That's the move.
Take a right! Go!
Take your finger out of my bottle and give me that gun.
Take your mama to the car.
Ten dollars for a fucking aspirin, that's not even covered.
Ten more years till forced retirement, huh, baby?
Termites get Okay, okay. No more!
Thank you for opening the door.
Thank you for your cooperation. Play on, boys.
Thank you. Thank you. Now you try it.
Thanks.
That great? Come on.
That isn't a dog. That's a horse.
That means I'm staying with the force, baby.
That means you're gonna stay with the force?
That was a machine pistol with twin carbines and all the trimmings.
That wasn't a toy in his hand.
That's a dog. It's a fucking dog.
That's all l can say. We'll take over from here.
That's classified. l said, "Captain." l'm talking to him.
That's good, Murphy. See how easy that was?
That's great. I take one for you, and that's what you tell me?
That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot.
That's right, we're cops. Not crooks. I'll get change.
That's right. Know why it's gonna be a gold mine?
That's right. Know why it's gonna be a gold mine?
That's something you should know about, huh?
That's usually my first mistake.
That's what l meant. We should've waited for the bomb squad.
That's, uh, 3650 days.
The bomb squad never gets here on time. It's eight minutes and 31 seconds.
The bottle's going south.
The difference is, when you get a lapotomy, they shave your nether regions.
The fuck is this?
The fuck? Take the elevator, bring the other guys.
The house is off the market.
The only thing holding up your house is the paint.
The Phelps case has been transferred to Internal Affairs.
The program's been accessed by somebody from the outside.
There is no bomb.
There you go. You're gonna make it.
There's a bomb in that building! Know how come I know?
There's a difference between losing and conceding.
There's a hat in the closet.
There's no bomb. It's probably a false alarm.
There's policemen at every exit, so it's no use trying to run.
There's winners and there's losers, and God wouldn't do that to me.
These are cute. Notice the smooth jacket.
They fuck you in the hospital! First they drug you, then they fuck you.
They get greedy and do something stupid that jeopardizes everything.
They got a housing project called Rancho Arroyo.
They got my guns. They'll be coming after me next.
They knew the sorting codes on the containers...
They knew where the guns were and how to get in.
They should be paper clips right now or license plates.
They tried to take my appendix. They gave me a lapotomy.
They're gone. Leo Getz, I guess I'm gonna kill him.
This cake's about to explode, so, uh, you better blow out these candles.
This could be a serious ethical breach here.
This fool picked the wrong time to mess with the wrong lady.
This gentleman saw the device.
This guy's on parole.
This is 6 William 6, this is 6 William 6.
This is Herman Walters, chief of intelligence.
This is it. This is the day.
This is not a girdle. It's my back. My back went out on me.
This is the police police, captain.
This is us, rolling to Code 2, high, at Verrina Place.
This is what they do when they die. I saw them.
This is what we came for. Load everything on the elevator, guys.
This look like a dumdum wound?
This place is better than the swap meet. Best bargains in town.
This PMS, it's murder.
This termite infested dump is now gone. Okay?
This way! Over there!
Those bullets came from the gun of a suspect we arrested yesterday.
Those guys from the garage, they're all ex cons.
Three. It's always three. Boys! Boys!
Time to pay another visit to the L.A.P.D.
Time, 5:1 5.
Tomorrow you have lunch with me, but I'm not paying.
Travis!
Travis.
Trish does my laundry. I live in your icebox. I live in your life.
Trust me. Okay? Trust me.
Twenty two? Come on. You got protection?
Twice he got away. Nobody gets away from me!
Two days? All right, we'll keep him two days.
Two fingers, Murph.
Two minutes for high sticking.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. Employed by a company called Mesa Verde Construction.
Uh, probably by the glass. Around the glass.
Uh, right here. Rianne's got a new job. l promised her I'd stop by.
Uh, who are ? Who is it? Hello?
Uh....
Um, Riggs, look....
Understand what l'm saying?
Used properly, a very effective weapon.
Very slowly, as if you're not here, just walk away.
Was used in a drive by shooting in San Bernardino County, August 1 990.
Wash your hands, Riggs.
Watch out. You okay, honey?
Watch.
We busted him, we can talk to him. Let's go.
We can do it your way if you'd like.
We can go upstairs, wait for the bomb squad, have a cappuccino.
We can put our initials in there. Yeah?
We don't want this screwed up.
We got hurt all the time...
We got nine minutes and seven seconds left.
We have a license that belongs to one Hubert Bartholomew Smith.
We need a new fucking dog.
We should go to Evidence, pull every file on this guy.
We'd like you to come back.
We'll get some back dated permits.
We'll keep you overnight. Yeah, take it slow.
We're all the same now. We all got shot.
We're cops. You're a cop, l'm a cop. We're on the same side.
We're gonna stay in this termite infested turkey for another 1 0 years.
We're gonna take care of it. You'll be out of here. No big deal.
We're just doing a few routine inquiries. You been checked for lice recently?
We're looking for a friend of yours, Travis.
We're partners. We are partners.
Wearing a girdle, man.
Well, he did it to me.
Well, he's also as tough as they come.
Well, in that case, let's find somewhere private.
Well, it's obvious Murph was never a Boy Scout.
Well, l took the liberty of looking at your file folder. It was showing.
Well, let's just keep our eyes open.
Well, point to it.
Well, this is a pretty shonky job. I can dismantle it.
Well, uh, you're doing pretty well. Trish didn't send me.
Well, until you do, fuck off.
Well, we gotta work. Come on. Let's go.
Well, who the hell is that?
Well, you deserve it, man.
Well....
What a good fella.
What about me, huh?
What am I ? Hello, Car 54, where are you? I cracked this case for you guys.
What am I gonna do? What am I supposed to do?
What are we doing here? Losing our heads in a crisis?
What are you doing giving him Mesa Verde?
What are you doing with a police scanner?
What are you gonna do? Don't open the door. Don't open the door!
What are you trying to prove out there, huh?
What do you got under there?
What happens to you, happens to me.
What have you got to lose?
What is wrong with you? Are you an idiot?
What the fuck ? Hey!
What the hell's going on here?
What you talking about? I hurt my back lifting weights.
What, do you throw it at people? Pretty heavy.
What? What's been accessed?
What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. l have to cite you.
What's a dumdum wound?
What's new on our case? Anything new? You got Travis yet?
What's that, 1 3, 14? Ah, to hell with it.
What's the difference?
What's this stupid business you and Billy tried to pull?
What's this? lt's kind of soft. It's not a bulletproof vest.
What's with you, anyway?
What's wrong with you? Don't l pay you good? Don't l take care of you?
What's wrong with you? I said go on three, not two.
When I do retire, I hope your next partner is just like you.
When you busted Phelps, you stumbled onto something...
When you retire, you're not just retiring you, you're retiring us.
Where are you going? Get down! Get down! All of you, get down!
Where did this gun come from, motherfucker?
Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam?
Where does this come out?
Where is the pursuit?
Where you been, kid?
Where's it stored? Where did they move it?
Where's Riggs? I didn't know he could hold his breath that long.
Where's Riggs? I'm here. Where's Riggs? Come back to me, Central.
Where's Riggs? Where the hell is Riggs?
Where's Sergeant Murtaugh?
Who sent you? Trish?
Who's got the gun?
Whoa!
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.
Whoo! Sure enough. Whoo!
Why don't we spread out?
Why don't you cut out this classified bullshit?
Why don't you go back and beat your street?
Why don't you spend a couple more years, think it over. Why quit?
Why? Why?
William Phelps, armored car suspect. He's been moved to interrogation.
Wish I had some grenades or a rocket launcher.
Won't you kind of miss all this good stuff when you retire?
Woo hoo.
Word.
Word.
World of computers, Murph. World of computers.
Yahoo! Shh! Quiet.
Yeah, he's a royal pain in the ass with a lot of connections.
Yeah, it's our job.
Yeah, l know.
Yeah, l think you're right.
Yeah, right, Kelly. Hi, let me speak to Dad.
Yeah, right. Just get rid of the blues.
Yeah, that's right. They knew police procedures.
Yeah, what's lnfernal Repairs want with our collar?
Yeah, yeah. Okay. l'll be right there.
Yeah, yeah. Things I've put off too long.
Yeah? Nice of you to steal that information.
Yeah? What are you boys doing down there?
Yeah? Yeah, we're practically
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, lucky thing. What is it?
Yeah. Hey, Fast Eddie.
Yeah. Thank you, Leo. Son of a bitch.
Yeah. With a telescope big enough to see Venus.
Yeah. You know, you really look good in red. That's your color, l think.
Yes, it is itchy. These doctors are savages.
Yo, hey. What's the problem?
You all right?
You back out now, and I'll make certain that only your dentist can identify the body.
You better tell me where this gun's from or l'll blow your head off.
You can get us a cup of coffee.
You can't fire her for something I did.
You conceded or you're conceited?
You could be experiencing some transitional anger caused by the shooting.
You could do with less aggravation. Come to work with me.
You don't know? A guy got his thumb shot off by a dumdum.
You don't like to share your toys?
You ever heard of genocide?
You find the man that put the gun in my son's hand.
You first.
You fools are killing yourself! Killing us!
You fucking prick!
You got anything l can put on my head?
You got ice in your veins. You ever kill a boy like Nick?
You got nailed first time out.
You got three days until you retire. This is not gonna do you any good.
You gotta cut this out.
You had a tip on Travis, you should have shared it with me.
You had no choice.
You have the right to remain You're under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to remain unconscious.
You have to sign the contract before the suckers change their mind.
You haven't met his daughter, Lorna Doone.
You invest time and energy into training somebody.
You kill a fucking lot of people! You ever kill a baby?
You know I love you, Riggs. And your problems are my problems, all right?
You know what future a cop has, Murph? None.
You know what l mean?
You know, if we all take a different direction, it'd be like old times.
You know, maybe some peroxide. I can patch it up myself.
You know, our cases have unfortunately crossed paths here.
You look like l feel.
You okay?
You okay?
You okay? You all right?
You ready?
You really are a beautiful man.
You said you had the cops under control.
You sank your money into this, out here in the middle of the fucking desert?
You sank your money into this, out here in the middle of the fucking desert?
You see anybody, anything strange?
You see this gun? I wanna know where it came from, Tyrone. l wanna know now.
You selfish bastard! You selfish bastard!
You son of a bitch!
You take an ad out in the paper?
You tell that man...
You used to be one of us, for chrissakes, Jack.
You wanna go see the captain?
You wanna talk about it?
You wanna try something? Watch this. This is called a backspin kick.
You want to do something, Sergeant Murtaugh?
You wash your hands?
You were required to share it with me.
You.
You'll be fine. Ouch. That's
You'll get a great funeral from the department, Riggs!
You're a hungry boy.
You're a very poor loser.
You're all heart. Here l thought you were gonna get all tender and maternal with me.
You're already fucking history and you know it.
You're coming with me.
You're crazy.
You're going against the grain.
You're gonna give yourself a hernia. Come here. Sit down.
You're gonna smack the shit out of me, right?
You're in trouble. You got termites.
You're lucky your wife's here. You're lucky
You're lucky. What is it, .22?
You're lying on the ice.
You're really gonna love this.
You're right. You sit tight, I'll be right back.
You're supposed to grow old with someone...
You're the only family l've got.
You've been shot in the arm. Let her take it. You'll get it back.
You've gotta come see me.
Your guy, hockey. The best seats in the house.
Your involvement in this case ended when Billy Phelps hit the floor.
Any ideas? Lucky thing we got a plan.
Blow them out. Blow them out. Come on.
Can we get a cop? Where did you come from?
Come on, you guys. Come on, out. You can't do this.
Fuck you. There's a lady here. Do you mind?
Getting enough fiber in your diet? I'm getting enough fiber.
God. No. You're Murtaugh and l'm Riggs.
Got it, Mom. l'll get it.
Guy sort of thing? Are you all alone in here?
He's on vacation. On vacation?
Hey, Riggs. Yeah.
Hey, Rog? Yeah?
Hey, Tyrone, my man, how are you? Jack, how's it going?
Holy fuck. See you, Riggs.
How you doing, Mr. Fisher? Hey, Nick.
I'm showing you. Something going down?
In the building. Where?
Leo. Listen, l got great news, okay?
Let's get you up. One, two, three. Yeah.
Lock and load! l got it.
ls she fired? Yes, she's fired.
Morning, Rog. How you doing?
No, because it's Wednesday. Too big to argue with.
Nobody's dead. Night's young.
Now's the time to buy. Leo, Not now.
Out, out. No, you can't do that.
Riggs! Riggs! Are you all right?
Something's wrong here. What?
That's classified. I'm talking to him.
There could be a bomb in here. Oh, God.
They got it all. Shit.
Two days, you'll be good as new. I should be with them.
Wait, wait. Let's go.
Yeah, me too. So am I, Dad.
Yeah. So what?
Yep. There's an art to this.
You do? It's been completely replaced. Oh, why was that?
You too, Leo. You can't do that.
You're serious? We got a dog and everything.
Your insurance paid up? Yeah, of course. Why?
...and you're hassling me? Shut up!
...converted to automatic With 36 rounds in the magazine.
...two.... Three.
A big party. Okay.
Aah! Hi, skinny.
Ah! Oh, God. We haven't even started.
Ah! Ow!
All right, bro. I'm out, man. Next time, G. Peace, bro.
All right, how many is that? Fifty five.
All right, let's go on three. One Uh, on three, or three and then go?
All right. Listen. Yeah.
All right. Okay?
All you perverts, turn your heads. Take it off.
Am I getting to you? You trying to bait me?
Amen. Amen.
And you're pulling on the wrong string. That's not a very professional attitude.
And you're Sergeant Murtaugh. l used to be.
And, uh, put on a vest. Oh, are you wearing one?
Are we required reading or something? As a matter of fact, you are.
Are you married, sugar? What? Yeah, 24 years.
Are you okay? l'm okay. l'm okay. l'm okay.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay.
Armor piercing bullets? Thousands of rounds...
Armor piercing bullets? Jesus. Yeah, cop killers.
Back off, back off! Aah!
Backspin kick. Sheesh!
Beautiful. Very nice.
Because you should've cut the red wire! l did cut the red wire!
Billy Billy Phelps.
Bomb squad? On their way.
Bomb squad's on their way. There's no bomb.
Boy, I'm getting too old for this shit. Not for me, you're not, sugar.
Bring him this way, guys. l can't believe this. l just
Bye, Leo. l should be with Hey! Ow! Ouch!
Came on all by itself? You a wise guy? l swear.
Can l take this off? Yeah.
Captain. Boys, boys. Just the captain.
Captain. Riggs. Murtaugh.
Careful. Oh. This?
Catch him, catch him. All right.
Cole. Pleased to meet you.
Come on in. Aah!
Come on, come on, check it out. Beautiful lawn.
Cover me. Cover you?
Damn it. Didn't know there was one...
Delores. You remember me? l remember you.
Did l say blue? Riggs, you said blue.
Did somebody commit a murder? Somebody's coming to see the house.
Don't come to me if the Get out!
Don't push. All of you, go!
Don't tell me to get out! Get out. Leo, out, out!
Don't touch anything. l wasn't. l didn't
Don't touch me. Hey, okay, l won't touch you.
Don't you just love him? Yeah.
Door's open. Aah!
Dragged for about half a block. That's a good one.
Employee problems. You know how it is? Yeah, right.
Every day until l retire. That'll be a week too long.
Every station. That's great.
Five. Five.
Forty nine. Oh, yeah.
Fuck you. l don't think so.
Full of guns. Grab one.
Get him off my set. This isn't part of the story.
Get off me! What is it with you? Hold it.
Get out of the way! No, no, no. The video cameras.
Go for it. All right.
Go, run! Now! Run! Right there, yeah.
Gonna come wish me luck? Rianne?
Gonna let him cook? Do I have a choice?
Good idea. Okay, hey, wait. l'll come with you.
Got the ticket book? People are committing crimes...
Grab the cat. Grab the cat?
Great chase. What are you doing here?
Great. l love cats. Hey.
Ha, ha! Leo. Oh, ha. Drug dealer.
Have to hold my breath. Did you see that?
Have you evacuated the building? lt's clean.
He could check this out. That's all I'm good for? Takes slugs
He dropped out of school. Those are pretty gang colors he's wearing.
He forgot to buckle. We cited him for it.
He hurt his back. Hurt my back this morning lifting weights.
He talked to me first. Leo, Leo.
He's a friend of mine, a policeman. Yeah, we're both here to visit
He's dead, Rog. Fucking breathe!
He's dead. How'd they get it out of here?
He's family. We gotta go somewhere else. Who's she?
He's got a girdle! This is not a girdle.
He's with us? Did l say that?
Hello. Hey, l gotta talk to Roger. Leo.
Here. Good boy. Yes. Shit.
Here. This is the best. Bullets now.
Hey, hey, hey, Riggs. What's the matter with you?
Hey, hey, hey. Just take it easy, man. Okay.
Hey, hey, hey. Old dog, my ass, huh? Yeah?
Hey, hey. Wait, wait. Riggs. Wait. What?
Hey, is that Greek? No, no. Latin.
Hey, l'll see you guys. We won't make a move without you.
Hey, Leo, you got They weren't gonna buy the house!
Hey, look, blood. See? Blood. lt's not gushing.
Hey, Lorna. Yeah?
Hey, Nick. Spare me.
Hey, police! I need your bike, man. What? This is bullshit.
Hey, Riggs. Yo.
Hey, Rog! Murtaugh!
Hey, Rog. Hm?
Hey, we're back. We're back. Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, where? l don't know. I recognize him
Hey, you can't get closer? l am. l'm getting closer.
Hey, you ever eat one of my hamburgers? l've been lucky so far. l'll take a chance.
Hey. What's that?
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, Riggs. What?
Hmm. Won't work. Why?
Hold still. Yeah.
Hold the hair. Heh, heh.
Honey? How are you doing?
How can you be so sure? Oh, it's just a hunch.
How did you get here? Drove.
How do you spell, "proctological"? Rectal exam?
How you doing? Kissing, huh?
How? l gotta listen to you bitch about them!
How'd you find us, huh? My police scanner.
How'd you know where to find them? We got it all.
How's business? Booming. Can't you tell?
Hubie, get the truck ready. Right.
Jack, what the fuck? Get in the car. l'll tell you after the ride.
Jack. Bye, Billy.
Jaywalking. Ask for his license.
Just be careful. Don't touch me. Don't!
Just look at it. That's all I'm gonna do, is look.
Know what we could do? What?
Know where that is? Sure. Been there a lot.
l ain't been to Portugal. Beautiful.
l can't believe l got shot. You'll be all right.
l can't believe they did that. Twenty one and 1 8, clear.
l can't believe you did that. Hey, where's Lorna?
l can't believe you did that. With Walters.
l couldn't use my gun. There was a crowd. Okay, six more days.
l did not. You did.
l do. Big plans. Sure. Big plans?
l don't care! l don't care! Yes, you do!
l don't get it. You don't get what?
l don't know. They didn't take it upstairs.
l get it. Real estate right now but....
l got a job, fuck o. Shut up. Who asked you?
l got him. You're all right, pal. Just stay calm.
l got it. l got it. l got it! What?
l got plans for my retirement. Yeah, plans.
l got shot in the line of duty, okay? He's with us.
l had them for a long time. Like what?
l heard. Heh.
l know you're not. Rog, no! Of that kung fu shit?
l know. l read your report. Yeah.
l need the good stuff. You'll get the ammo. The good stuff.
l remember! I remember! You remember!
l saw you kiss her. No, I didn't. She kissed me.
l should go with her. l want you to see something, Rog.
l think he's okay for a change, doc. Are you sure?
l told you l could do it. Closer!
l told you not to touch anything. Uh, this came on by itself.
l want those tires! No conditions! Oh, God. Leo, get out of here.
l was required to share it with you? Yeah.
l'd really like to talk to him. l don't think that's a good idea.
l'll give you a real good reason. Hey, Tyrone, this is Travis.
l'll see you, baby, okay? Bye bye. Okay. Bye.
l'll take your word for it. You gotta see this.
l'll take your word. This guy had a knife. You'll love it.
l'll try and improve my image. Mm.
l'm a master of it. Well, that figures.
l'm afraid l insist. Oh, you insist?
l'm going across. I got it.
l'm sure he's anything but fine. Really, he's okay.
l'm sure, okay? Shit.
l'm thinking we should cut the blue wire. Wait!
l've got a little extra time now, sergeant. l'm fine, doctor.
l've never been to Portugal. Stop joking.
Later, man. All right, I gotcha.
Leo, it's gonna be okay. Yeah, well, I'm I'm numb.
Leo, Leo. l'm gonna die, l know it. What?
Leo! That's enough.
Let's go see the captain. All right.
Let's take a walk. Hey, wait here for me.
Let's, uh, get something for your cold. l know what l'm talking about, Riggs.
lf he falls, don't hit him. Don't worry. I got something for you.
Like that. Okay.
Like that. Yeah, that's it. Follow the head round.
Listen, where's the sergeant? He's not here at the moment, Delores.
Look, don't do this, okay? Please. Give it to me, damn it, Riggs!
Look, there they are. lmpressive.
Looks like we came to the right place. Yeah.
Lorna. Lorna.
Lots of cops and a bunch of boxes. Split now. Just get out of here.
ls she fired? No.
ls that so? Don't hit him.
ls that you? Bartholomew.
lt all pointed to a cop. Or an ex cop.
lt goes all the way to the back. Oh, hey. Right through?
lt sounded like one when it happened. Shit.
lt was a good plan. It worked. lt worked? It didn't work.
lt's a .38, Riggs. That's a .38?
lt's a .38. That's a wimpy .38. This is a .38.
lt's a girdle. What?
lt's a Westie. Morning. Westie?
lt's for you, Rog. Me?
lt's gotta be easier than this. They don't know Leo Getz.
lt's just a flesh wound. So it's okay.
lt's not gonna keep anything out. Gonna keep my stomach in.
lt's okay. Well, the streets will be safer...
Make friends? Yeah.
Maybe they know something. l'll find out.
Me? Yes, you.
Miss. Thank you.
Morning, guys. Daddy. Hey.
Morning, Trish. Hey.
Moving bullet. Moving bullet?
My daughter came to your trailer? What the hell?
My daughter came to your trailer? Yeah.
My feet are killing me. They're killing me too.
My partner's in trouble. Watch out for him. l got him!
My point, exactly. Son of a bitch. Shit.
My way? l don't have ! Quiet!
Need some help? An old fella like you l'll show you a fella my age.
Nether what? Your nether I can't say it in front of her.
Next time, wait for the bomb squad. Bomb squad.
No, no. How ? l ran into Leo at the police station.
No, no. Not now. We gotta talk, babe, okay?
No, she's the dynamite driver. l'll show you dynamite.
No, that's not what l mean. What?
No, you can't do that to Leo. Sure we can.
No, you're not coming. Yes, I am. l'll take my car.
No. No, no, no. Come on.
No. You'll be okay. Yeah, yeah. l'm dying, Roger.
Nobody goes on two. On three!
Nobody has to tell you anything. l wanna go and see the captain.
Not bad for an old man. You finished?
Not even a good spare. Yeah.
Not too close. Pfft!
Nothing's going down. l'm going with you.
Now what? That son of a bitch.
Of course l won't. You just exceeded your authority, captain.
Oh, come on, Riggs. l can't do that. Yes, you can.
Oh, come on. Get off my boat.
Oh, God. Ah!
Oh, God. You're infested.
Oh, Jesus. Okay, relax.
Oh, let's just shoot him. Oh, oh, oh, what is he crazy?
Oh, no. I want it to be a surprise. Oh, I like surprises.
Oh, okay. That's okay. That's okay. Oh, I don't know.
Oh, shit. How could l forget? Red wire, blue wire, same thing.
Oh, yeah. Mm hm.
Oh.... l forgot.
Okay, I'm thinking. Let me think. Okay. Think.
Okay, man, just trying to help. Just get back.
Okay, okay, okay. l got you. Jesus Christ.
Okay, okay. l'm taking a bath, Leo.
Okay, take a little off the top. Right here.
Okay? l love it. That it? That say it all? Oh, yeah.
Okay. Here. Must be itchy.
Okay. Sure, l can do this. Remember that name?
Okay. There's a clock in your room.
Okay. You okay now? l'm pissed now, Rog. Now I'm pissed.
Old razor? Old face.
On three. Three.
Partners? You and Riggs owe me two new tires.
People cross the street when they see me. l didn't have enough time.
Permit? You know what l'll do? Hold it.
Phelps? You too? Hi.
Pico Station. Thanks, pal.
Police! Freeze! Hey!
Popular guy today. Somebody with him?
Relax, Mr. Getz. l'm fine. Nothing wrong with me.
Relax, Rog. Relax. Right. Don't do nothing.
Relax. They'll be there when you get out. I'm fine.
Rianne, l think you have a new friend here. Yeah.
Riggs, how's Murtaugh? He's good. He's fine.
Riggs, you crazy son of a bitch. Yeah! Ha, ha!
Riggs, you here? Calm down.
Riggs, you okay? Yeah.
Right here in my wallet. No, your vest, you dummy.
Right there. What?
Right? Right? Right!
Right. Travis. Travis.
Rog? What?
Rog. Yeah?
Saving it for the right occasion. This is the right occasion.
Say, is that, uh ? lt's Darryl's gun.
Scheduled for destruction? Yeah.
See what? Jaywalker.
See you soon. Thanks a lot. Don't mention it.
Sergeant Cole. Get down! Get down!
Sergeant Cole. Hey, how are you? Leo Getz.
She has a gift. Watch this. A gift?
She's lnfernal Affairs, Rog. How'd you know?
Sheriff, we're L.A.P.D. L.A.P.D.
Shit. lt's down. Hey, the subway's down there.
Shit. Take a right, now.
Son of a bitch. I'm gonna Shh. Shh.
Stay behind me. Come on, let's go.
Stay behind me. Come on, let's go.
Stay where you are. Smart son of a bitch.
Take it easy. Two days. Two days and you'll be out.
Take the stairs, man, it's faster. Okay, thanks.
Tell me. Know what? This is ridiculous.
Termites? Uh huh.
Thanks anyway, for your concern. Yeah. Thanks, doc.
That gun has a history. Wanna know it? Tell me.
That must've hurt. Right.
That'd be too easy. Yeah.
That's a natural mistake. What, I have a wooden head?
That's all right. No, no, I'm sorry.
That's been accessed. Somebody knows.
That's classified. Classi ?
That's closer than you ever got. Close, Riggs?
That's harassment. "Cute stuff." That's you.
That's not what I think. You think red?
That's not what I think. You think red?
That's why l'm cold? That's why you're cold.
That's why l'm numb, huh? That's why you're numb.
The boys. Hey, what are you doing, huh?
There isn't. Yeah.
There's a bomb! There is not.
They can't trace it. Well, now, heh
They do, huh? Yeah, they do.
They don't go with the ponytail. Absolutely not.
They make girdles for men? They make girdles for men.
This is a weapon. Yeah. A weapon?
This isn't a toy, Riggs. What is it?
This isn't gonna do any good. Give me that.
This scratch? Come on, it feels like Grand Canyon.
Threat or scare? The real thing.
Three? Yeah, three.
Uh huh. There.
Uh, how old are you? Twenty two today.
Very quiet. The inside's better than the outside.
Wanna see? Here's my pass. l do.
Wanna sign in here, sarge? Sure.
Want me to come with you? Sure? No, I got it. Mm hm.
Watch out, Riggs. Come on!
We busted our buns busting this guy. Busted is right.
We could drive this out. Fine, it's your turn to drive.
We got it. Yeah.
We should've put the bag on the meter. Put it in the glove compartment.
We take the stairs. L.A. has subways?
We're in the middle of a case. Yeah.
We're taking over, thanks. Nobody told us they were taking over.
We're trying to work here. Okay.
Well, l meant red. You sure?
What are we talking about? Word.
What are you doing here? Great car chase.
What are you doing? Well, l can't shoot a dog.
What are you looking at? Hey, man. Peace.
What are you smiling at? Heh.
What did l do? Stand there.
What did l miss? What's he doing here?
What did you hit me for? You hit me. You slept with Rianne.
What do you want, Riggs? Just wanted to see how you were doing.
What dog biscuit problem? l've been chasing more cars lately...
What happened to him? l don't know.
What have you two been up to? What do you mean? We were in pursuit.
What, do you eat alone? l'm used to it.
What? Count to 20.
What? l know that kid.
What? May I see your pass?
What? Never mind. One, two, three.
What? No, her.
What? Didn't you brush your teeth? Hold it, mister.
What? What? A minute ago you said blue.
What's Internal Affairs doing here? Don't start. I just found out myself.
What's the matter, baby? A little sciatica.
What's this right here? Huh?
What's wrong with Mad? Nothing, l used to read it.
Whatever you say, Jack. Good.
When you Yeah. Hey, hey. Riggs, let's go.
Where did he go? Down there. Down there.
Where'd you get her from? What are you doing out of the hospital?
Where'd you learn to fight? Catholic school. Forget the dog.
Where's the seats? Yeah.
Which phone can I use? Uh, sunroom. Sunroom.
Who are you? Fly me.
Who did you sleep with? l slept with Sergeant Cole.
Who is that guy? lt's a long story.
Who the fuck are you guys? Sorry. L.A.P.D.
Who's a grumpy bastard? l'm a grumpy bastard.
Why me? You guys should be wearing. Mr. Murtaugh, let me assist you.
Why weren't you at my party, huh? l knew you weren't gonna retire.
Why? Tell me why. l can't tell you.
Why's she taking ? Please, Mr. Getz. You'll get
Word, Nick. Word, Dad.
Word, Riggs. Word, Rog.
Word. Oh, yeah, that word. Where you been?
Yeah, 24 years. Yeah, but is it working?
Yeah, Dad. Be good.
Yeah, damn right l did. Careful, she's Internal Affairs.
Yeah, right. And get a haircut.
Yeah, well, I can end it. You know what?
Yeah, you scared them away. No, they couldn't afford the financing.
Yeah? Yeah. And l'm sorry, Riggs.
Yeah. He's quitting, so help him, okay? l quit.
Yeah. Right down here. Went through. Oh.
Yeah. You should rest up, Leo.
Yes, it is. lt's not my problem.
Yes, you did. No. No, I didn't lose.
Yes. A lot of years. That's a lot.
Yes. I said yes. Thank you. Good.
Yesterday, my partner, he nailed this kid l know about Murtaugh.
You and l have to talk. Talking to you is bad for my image.
You bring all your interrogations home? Okay.
You did? A real cop. Go sit in your fucking trailer.
You did. No, I didn't. l cut the blue wire.
You don't recognize my face? No, sir.
You don't wanna hear it. No, no. I'm here. l'm here.
You got a warrant? No, I don't have a warrant. I can get one.
You got any silver, any change? We're cops.
You got six more days to go. Laundry service.
You gotta have killer instinct. Heh. Son of a bitch.
You grab one. You got friends?
You hit me. Cool it, will you?
You know something, Riggs? What?
You know what l say? What?
You know what they're gonna say? "Get the fuck out of here."
You lost. l conceded.
You meet my partner? No.
You motherfucker. Don't be stupid.
You must have heard of it. l'm a cop. l'm the law.
You ought to learn to trust your instincts. Oh, God.
You own your own house, doc? What?
You really like those things, huh? What, these? Yeah, it's good.
You really thought l was in trouble? Oh, I did.
You self righteous bastard. Give it. Roger!
You shouldn't have led her on. Led her on? I didn't do anything, Riggs.
You think l'm conceited? Oh, yeah.
You wanna go for a ride? Sure, where we going?
You want me to go? Yeah. This is a guy sort of thing.
You'll be here two days. That Leo's chart?
You'll stink up the house. Don't smoke. l'm edgy.
You're a beauty. Coming?
You're driving. No, I'm driving.
You're edgy? Here. That stuff about the drug dealer....
You're not fired. Don't worry. No, you're not. Take it easy, Riggs.
You're retiring us. No. That's not my problem.
You're right, you're right. Why am l doing this? Why am I ?
Your friends. Yeah.
Your place? Well, that's where l am.
Yours is bigger than mine? Don't think so. l think so.
...and infinite wisdom.
...and l'm gonna help you.
...and, uh, when I try and lick my balls, I keep falling off the couch.
...because they took the automatics and left the junk behind.
...but if no bones were broken or blood wasn't gushing, nobody cared.
...claiming the lives of our children be lifted by your grace...
...due to unexpected bomb damage.
...for another couple years.
...happens to me. So try me.
...in the interrogation room.
...Lieutenant Jack Edward Travis.
...not because of them, all right?
...that he's the jam in my jelly roll.
...that my retirement's gonna screw you up.
...that, uh, Swiss bank account is gonna come in pretty handy.
...the department's trying to keep a lid on.
...to a more secured location. Shit.
...to get these weapons out of circulation and now they're headed right back out.
...were stolen from a police storage facility before they could be destroyed.
...who fired on a police officer, your partner.
...who wants a favor.
"Police police." Can you say that three times in a row, real fast?
"The good stuff." Jesus. Pfft!

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