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KUNG FURY Official Movie KUNG FURY Official Movie is an action-comedy short film directed by David Sandberg and released in

KUNG FURY Official Movie

KUNG FURY Official Movie is an action-comedy short film directed by David Sandberg and released in 2015. This over-the-top homage to 80s cop movies and martial arts flicks features a talented cast, including David Sandberg himself in the lead role as Kung Fury, Jorma Taccone as Hitler, and Leopold Nilsson as Hackerman. With its retro style, cheesy dialogue, and ridiculous plot, KUNG FURY has gained a cult following. If you want to experience the nostalgia, you can play and download the sounds from this movie here.

A ride on what?
All Hitler, convertible fell, show me your hands.
And how do I explain it to all media, as well?
And how do you do it?
And killing people, I love it, and you, of course, too!
And no one has since seen.
And that's fine!
Are you roar?
Because, dammit, I love you.
Brass knuckles.
But accidentally flew too far away in time and ended up here.
But it looks very real.
But let us continue.
But this same Aryan mustache.
But, damn it, you the best partner.
Chef MakNikels listening.
Command cooperation is very important.
Damn you, open the door!
Did not you tell me to block it?
Direction processor bonds, and the link will go to the load.
DNA KUNG FU
Enter into this portal, and you get into Nazi Germany.
ERROR! Long period of time!
Even more people to use the phone in your car!
Follow me.
For this game has gone.
Forgive my doubts about you, Trytserakop.
Fuck!
Funny, you say, and the way you look,
Get rid of them.
Give me the phone.
GO TIME ... hacking hacked YEARS:
Go to hell, Kung Fyury.
Good luck, Kung Fyury!
Good song.
Hakermen you saw Kung Fyury?
Hello?
Hitler, he is the worst offender of all time.
Hitler!
Hmm, he jumps back in time to get here,
I Katana.
I the greatest kung fu master of all time,
I am going to cry?
I am moving in time to kill Hitler.
I am pleased to welcome you and your friends in Germany.
I came tryangulyavats cell phone signal
I deprive you of your hands.
I do not stray from the work I quit.
I do not want to hear this, Kung Fyury.
I hacked into all your wounds from bullets, Kung Fyury.
I just got back from City Hall, the destruction of 50 million dollars.
I know someone who can help you.
I need something like a time machine.
I need you to back me back to the ground, and quickly.
I think he realized that if he is elected and will kill him,
I waited for you, Kung Fyury.
I went back in time to see you, Kung Fyury,
I will send you back in time.
I work alone.
I would have collapsed in the face of a hairy ass,
I'm a cop from the future.
I'm sorry, I can not help, because, you know, you're dead.
In the 1940s, Hitler was a champion of Kung Fu.
It is a personal portable cell phone,
It is necessary that someone traced the call!
It keeps your back!
It's almost as if we ...
It's impossible!
Join me,
Just like a time machine.
Kill him!
Let me see your hands.
Look at my chest muscles.
Ma both love to travel, look!
Meet the partner Trytserakopam.
Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer.
My arm! My arm!
My capacity to 645 channels.
My mustache look good.
My mustache?
My name is
My name is Cobra.
Nice to meet you, Kung Fyury eagerly forward to working with you.
No, this is the Aryan mustache.
Nobody in this department would not stop
Not anymore.
NOT erasing adhesive lip.
Not for me.
Not sure.
Now nothing can stop me and my army death.
Odyn son and defender of mankind.
Oh no!
Oh no! We have come too late.
Oh, Hof 9000, and of the son of a bitch do you.
Open the door, Hof!
Open the door!
Or do you work together with Trytserakopam or adhilyaeshsya of work on the case.
Perhaps that's why he had disappeared before.
Piece of shit.
Probably, there has accumulated a lot of paper work.
Right guys?
Shorter.
So what are you going to do?
So what will happen now, Kung Fyury?
So who are you?
So you could have killed us both.
Thank you, brother!
Thank you, I was trained in the best.
Thank you, Thor!
Thank you!
Thanks guys!
That is hell. Listen to me, Kung Fyury.
The gaming machine, and you know it.
The result a positive, right?
Their work.
Then he will become a Kung Fyury.
Therefore, I am appointing you a new partner.
This Aryan mustache.
This Aryan mustache.
This is the police?
Thor is Kung Fyury, a cop from the future.
Use this phone to call me.
Valakonnaaptychny modulator change
Wait a minute, baby.
We may be brothers, we are so much alike,
Well, I need to get back to the office,
Well, then it's time to break.
Well, well, little is left of it, is not it?
Well, yes, they are in your epic.
Well, you could say that.
What are you going to do?
What is this place?
What kind of crap ...
What matters is that he is no more.
What the hell?
What?
What? Horseradish in your eyes, I work alone.
Where was the tank?
Who are you, damn, this?
Who are you?
With the right computer algorithms
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah, that's it.
YES
Yes ... no ... it is absolutely real.
Yes, I need to get in Nazi Germany and kill Hitler ...
Yes, this is my biceps.
Yes, yes, I have handed over a blood test.
You the chosen!
You and I are not so different,
You are arrested, Whipper.
You are the best partner and I want to work with you!
You are to me as a father.
You have permission to these guns?
You just destroyed down an entire city block.
You know him, sir?
You know what? Here, take my number.
You need to start to keep the rules as everybody else.
You!
You're going to crack TIME, ARE YOU SURE? YES NO
Your look like kushmak ugly whore. Well abomination.
Your mustache ...
Your whiskers look like shit.
10 speed dial numbers. And electronic safety lock.
Get rid of them? Yes, they look ridiculous.
That's ... You run to the Nurse cry?
You're under arrest! What?
<I> ... somewhere. </ I>
<I> all kills all the ruin, a terrible mess here ... </ i>
<I> all those years ago. </ I>
<I> But he did not stop. </ I>
<I> But they have not been able to invent a way to mastery of Kung Fyury. </ I>