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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Glengarry Glen Ross is a gripping film released in 1992, adapted from David Mamet's renowned play. Directed by James Foley, it boasts a stellar cast, including Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin, Ed Harris, and Kevin Spacey. This intense drama delves deep into the lives of real estate salesmen as they struggle to secure deals in a high-pressure environment.

The story revolves around a group of aggressive and desperate salesmen who will stop at nothing to make a sale and keep their jobs. Their cutthroat tactics are put to the test when their boss, played by Alec Baldwin, introduces a new contest that will lead to massive dismissals if not won.

Glengarry Glen Ross brilliantly captures the harsh realities of competitive sales, underscored by themes of greed, loyalty, and desperation. The film's exceptional performances and Mamet's sharp and witty dialogue make it a compelling watch.

You can experience the immersive world of Glengarry Glen Ross by playing and downloading its soundtrack here.

A 3 through 10, 26 through 30.
A bunch of bullshit. Waste a good man's time.
A child would know it, he's right.
A first class seat, passport, 10,000 in cash,
A guy comes to you, you make a call. You send in a card,
A guy could take... like anything else, it seems to me,
A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy.
A guy wants those leads, he's gonna have to get them tonight.
A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it.
A man acquires a reputation on the street.
A regular job, a couple of bucks nobody's touched?
A... Always, B... Be, C... Closing.
Added to which, you know they're wrong.
Ah, Monday.
Al, give me a quick J&B, huh? Double.
All business... this guy, I'll tell you.
All I'm telling you is, you can tell them it was a remarkably good sale.
All it does is some jerk shoots his mouth off.
All right, here's...
All right, Larry. We had a consultant,
All right, tell me. Now. Tell me.
All right.
All right.
All that shit. Somebody told me... you know what he's clearing, himself?
All the little ones, I got to go back.
All the while we got to sit here, eat this nonsense?
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit.
All you need, a little boost, you turn a streak around.
Always Be Closing.
Always ready, John. Now, one thing...
Am I gonna help you fix it?
Am I right? Good, huh? Huh, good?
Am I talking about the deal?
And Action. "A I D A."
And because of that, I am going to shove my appointments around
And don't give it to this expert."
And figure out a way to have your ass... fuck you!
And he made me... he made me an offer.
And I am back. I got my balls back.
And I mean it, that's it... all eight units. Period."
And I said, "I want you to sign."
And I thought, after the interest you showed on the last trip, that...
And I want the good leads... the Glengarry leads... two.
And I want three promising leads for today,
And I'll tell you... I'll tell you what the hard part is.
And I'm here on a mission of mercy.
And make sure... oh, gee, I wish that...
And now I'm gonna show you an even bigger one.
And out of what? Hey, look at me! Out of what? Nothing!
And pass the savings along to the investor."
And put me on the telex hookup... yes?
And take it... and that's it." Now, we just sit there.
And that shit you were slinging on my guy today...
And that's what I said.
And the god Vishnu, too, into the bargain. Fuck you.
And then he reached and he took the pen and he signed,
And then I'll... I would if I could.
And then what?
And they'll be assigned to closers,
And to answer your question, pal... "Why am I here?"
And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them.
And we go to Jerry Graff.
And we just toasted in silence.
And we take the fucking Glengarry leads! Huh?
And we're completely insured in any case, as you know.
And what am I thinking? "Is my arm getting tired?"
And what is it we're so afraid of?
And where is Mr. Roma?
And you got to go out there, get a new job...
And you know what you'll be saying.
And you know who's responsible?
And you sure can't buy it, you gotta live it.
And you're killing my ass on the street.
And your name is "You're wanting."
And, oh God, I am holding my last thought,
Anybody falls below a certain mark, I'm directed.
Anybody want to see second prize?
Anybody wants me, I'm at the restaurant.
Anyone in this office lives on his wits...
April to September it's me... it's no fucking Moss.
Are you fucking nuts? You're hot, so you think
Are you going to give me $7,500?
Are you gonna take it?
Are you just talking about this, or are we just talking about it?
Are you man enough to take it?
Are you out of your fucking mind? I'm back! This is just the beginning!
Are you ready to do or die tonight?
As a robbery? No.
As I said, I could swing by tonight...
As soon as I can. Let me get off and I...
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.
As you heard, end of the month,
Asshole.
At times a guy has got to make one.
Attention... Do I have your attention?
Bad people go to hell? I don't think so.
Based on the sales volume, first to Roma.
Beautiful rolling land... I was telling Jim and Jinny.
Because a loser is a loser."
Because I am going to close them all.
Because I can't hold this parcel past...
Because only one thing counts in this life...
Because this is my job!
Because to give them to you is just throwing them away.
Because we got to go to them to get them.
Because you didn't know the shot.
Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight,
Begging the cops to shoot them.
Big deal! Fuck you!
Bitching about that sale you shot,
Boots, yes...
Bought him a trip to Bermuda once.
Bring them. Come on.
Bruce and Harriett Nyborg... do you want to see the memos?
Bullshit, "After the contest."
Bullshit, the time is now. What do you do now?
Bullshit. And maybe that's true.
Bunch of bullshit trying to make a living on these deadbeat leads.
Bunch of fucking nonsense...
Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar,
Bureaucrats...
But I cannot sell shit!
But I feel a responsibility, I must say. When you have...
But I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion.
But look at this.
But quite a lot of land.
But they said we have three days.
But whatever it takes, John,
But why? Why don't I get the opportunities?"'
But you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.
But you're running this office like a bunch of bullshit.
Can you hear me? I'm talking to you.
Can you?
Can you?
Can't think on your feet, you ought to keep your mouth closed.
Christ, I saw these back... Homestead...
Christ, I'm sorry you came all the way in.
Christ! I... Oh, Christ.
Close... it's yours.
Coffee's for closers only.
Cold calling. You want to talk about a sale?
Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go.
Come on, we're gonna go around the corner.
Come on.
Come on. What's the point? What's the fucking point?
Come on... you got 'em in the kitchen,
Convert that motherfucker, sell him, make him sign the check.
Cop couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map.
Cop's got no right to talk to me that way. I did not rob the place.
Could we get some coffee?
Couldn't tell you.
Crap.
Cutty, Al.
Danny, that piece of property I had for you has increased in value...
Decision... Have you made your decision for Christ?
Did the leads come in yet?
Did you ever take a dump, made you feel like you slept for 12 hours?
Did you see how they were living? How can you delude yourself?
Didn't we sell a bunch of that?
Do I have to tell you?
Do I know what the premium leads cost?
Do you get the picture? Are you laughing now?
Do you get the picture? Are you laughing now?
Do you know that? A man is his job!
Do you know what the premium leads cost?
Doctors, lawyers, Indians... times are tight. It's tight.
Does that seem clear to you?
Don't follow me, just don't follow me, okay?
Don't fuck with me, fella. I'm talking about a Cadillac car
Don't fuck with me! What are you getting at?
Don't jump! Don't jump out of your manager bag a second.
Don't sell a guy one car. Sell him five cars over 15 years.
Door to door. It's called "cold calling," John.
Down the street.
Down the street.
Due respect, he's an order taker.
Dying breed. Yes, it is.
Eh, John?
Eh?
Eight units, Mountain View.
Everything else gains. Do you know why?
Excuse me for saying this, it's not even my place to say it.
Five units, Mountain View... what happens?
Five. Five grand.
Follow my advice and fire your fucking ass,
For a long time, actually. I said, "The Machine"...
For nothing. For some jerk in the office,
For some fucking "Sell 10,000, win the steak knives."
For the leads, you're saying? Say somebody took them,
For the leads... that's thinking. Now, he's got the leads,
For they say it dehydrates you.
For what, two months, three months?
Forget the deal, Jim.
Forget the deal, Jimmy. Forget the deal.
From the time the deal was closed."
Fuck "The Machine"? Fuck "The Machine"!
Fuck Mitch and Murray! I'm doing my job,
Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!
Fuck you care, George? We're just talking.
Fuck you, Dave... you know you got a big mouth.
Fuck you.
Fuck, fuck, fuck! Williamson!
Fuck! I had them on River Glen.
Fuck! Send me out! Give me leads!
Fuck.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking Mitch and Murray are going to shit a...
Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars,
Gentlemen, you heard the man.
George, we're men here.
Get a drink, come on.
Get mad, you son of a bitches. Get mad!
Get on the phone to Pittsburgh, American Express there, for Mr. Morton.
Get out there... you got the prospects coming in.
Get shut of it. Shut it out.
Get some jerk to come in here...
Get the chalk! Hey! Get the chalk!
Get the... I did it... I closed 'em.
Get their names to sell them.
Get their names to sell them.
Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!
Get your coat on. You're coming out with me.
Give me a lead. I'm going out. I'm getting out.
Give me the same thing to go. And don't try and sell an Indian.
Gives me a cigarette, my balls feel like concrete.
Glengarry Highlands. Florida.
Go and do likewise, gents.
Go and do likewise. "A I D A."
Go ask him. Shel... we're gonna talk? I'm going to the Chinks'.
Go on, let's go. This is what I was saying, John.
Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?
Go with me. Get on my side and let's do something.
God, that's what I've been saying... the old ways.
Going out tonight, Shelly?
Good father? Fuck you... go home and play with your kids.
Good. What did he say?
Good...
Grace, Grace, what was that figure? $76,000.
Graff goes and buys a fucking list of nurses. One grand...
Graff goes out and buys. He pays top dollar.
Great meals fade in reflection.
Great sale, Shelly.
Great.
Great. Give them to me.
Great. Give them to me.
Great. We have to talk to the cop.
Grown men on the street corner were going up to cops
Guy couldn't find his fucking couch in the living room.
Guys come in..."Oh, the blah, blah, blah. I know what I'll do.
Had a freak... a little run of luck.
Harriett and blah blah Nyborg.
Harriett, this is it, and Bruce... I don't want to fuck around with you.
Have you ever been on a sit? Has this cocksucker been on a sit?
He came in here... "You bought that for me, fella."
He could take you on. Yes.
He figures there's 500 leads, let's say 10 bucks apiece,
He filed the guy from the bar that I closed last night.
He goes in business for himself. That's what? That's thinking.
He has certain parcels... certain choice parcels
He offered me $230,000 to promote a sales plan...
He paid two, I'll eat my hat. 4,000 or 5,000 nurses.
He said we're all going to have to talk to the guy.
He said, "I'm going on my own." And he was free, you understand me?
He says, "Cooperate or we'll take you downtown."
He'll do one thing, one thing on one night.
He'll get his leads, you've got yours.
He's clean, he's doing business for himself,
He's gonna dig up something. You got an alibi last night?
He's got that list... with the nurses?
He's got the good leads. What are we?
He's not there? I have to speak to him.
He's right, Williamson.
He's sitting on top of the world. He's got good leads, good prospects.
He's top name on the board, so he don't have to be here?
Hello, Danny? Dan, it's Shel Levene.
Hello, honey. How you doing?
Hello, Mr. Palermo? I'm sorry.
Hello, Mrs. Delgari?
Hello, Mrs. Schwartz?
Hello, Mrs. Swoboda, this is Dave Moss.
Hello?
Hello? Hello, this is Sheldon Levene.
Hey, fella, let's get this done.
Hey, I need your help.
Hey, I've been on a hot streak.
Hey, pal! Your excuses are your own!
Hey. Hey, easy, pal. That's "The Machine."
Hey... put me out of my misery. It taught me something, John.
Hi, could I speak to Dr. Lowenstein, please?
His family owns 32 per...
His wife.
Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out!
Hmm? Or keep your mouth shut.
Hold it, Grace. Danny, I know that you're serious,
Hold on a second. If you give me the good leads...
Honest to God, they both imperceptibly slumped.
How about eight months, for three years in a row!
How am I going to make a living on these deadbeats?
How am I gonna get on the board trying to sell a doctor?
How am I supposed to close these? Look at this.
How can you present investment opportunities
How come you're here wasting your time with a bunch of bums?
How could I tell 'em your sale? I didn't have a tele...
How did you know that?
How do they rise above that mark? With dreck?
How do you know I made it up?
How do you know I made it up?
How fucked up you are!
How much did you get for them?
Huh?
Huh? Okay. Now, let's go.
I ain't going out today. I'm going home.
I am not fucking with you.
I am talking with Mr. Lingk, if you please.
I am trying to get home for two hours.
I apologize to you. It's...
I called them four months ago when we first got the lead.
I called, I'm in town with Rio Rancho.
I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to.
I can go out there tonight... the materials you got...
I can speak only to a Mrs. Nyborg.
I can tell our friend here something, might help him to catch you.
I can't close 'em.
I can't do it, Shelly.
I can't fucking believe this.
I can't get a lead, you... it was skill, John.
I can't make a goddamn dollar with these leads,
I can't negotiate.
I can't talk about it here, I really shouldn't, and by law...
I can't talk now, Jim... I'll call you tonight. Coming, Ray.
I can't talk to you about it here.
I can't talk to you.
I closed that cocksucker! His ex! John, his ex!
I closed the cocksucker. Get the chalk.
I come back, you can't even keep the contracts safe.
I come into the office today, I get humiliated by some jag off cop.
I did not blow 'em. One kicked out. One, I closed.
I didn't even know he was married. The judge invalidated it.
I didn't know there was a sideboard in there.
I do this with my hair, throw me the cue "Kenilworth."
I do what I'm hired to do... you might do the same.
I don't care, you understand?
I don't get a moment to spare for some bust out humanitarian
I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top.
I don't got to listen to this shit.
I don't have it... I don't...
I don't have the power.
I don't have the power.
I don't know what I'm going to tell them.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I don't know what... if you can't take something from that,
I don't know.
I don't know. 10 bucks a throw. 15 maybe. I don't know.
I don't know. Come down the line...
I don't know. For me,
I don't know. I don't know anymore.
I don't like the whole thing, because all I need is a lead.
I don't make the rules. I'm paid to run the office.
I don't want any bullshit, and I want 'em close together,
I don't want to tell you how to handle your wife.
I don't want to tell you how to handle your wife.
I don't... I don't know anymore.
I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name.
I filed it last night. It went to the bank.
I generated the sufficient dollar revenue to buy them.
I get accused of...
I get shit thrown in my face because you're top name on the board?
I got 'em in the kitchen, eating their crumb cake...
I got half a mind to go with you if they'd take me.
I got to argue with you, I got to knock heads with the cops,
I got to call these deadbeats back.
I got to go home, grab one hour with my kids, come back here,
I got to go out... fuck this shit.
I got to put up with this childishness?
I got to run Ray to the airport. Let's hustle... John!
I got to tell you something. It wasn't so long ago,
I got up early this morning, tracked 'em down, and closed it.
I gotta tell you, I'm ready to "do the Dutch."
I guess I left my wallet in my room.
I had a woman in White Plains on the hook...
I have never been afraid of familiarity.
I have no business that I wish to transact.
I have nothing. She took the call without my knowledge.
I have these properties I would like for you to see.
I have to go in, see? That's something I have to do.
I haven't even had a cup of coffee.
I just phoned downtown... it's on their desk.
I know you are, because it's fuck or walk.
I know you do. Ray is with American Express.
I know, it's... hey. What did I learn as a kid on Western?
I leave that to the salesmen and people who want to own land.
I let it sit, and then I nodded. I said, "Harriett, Bruce,"
I lied, all right? Your end is 25, my end is my own concern.
I locked all on them... nothing on me... on them.
I made $970,000 last year. How much you make?
I mean, you don't keep anything, really.
I meet Gestapo tactics!
I meet Gestapo tactics. That's not right.
I met your wife, what?
I need those leads and I need 'em now or I'm out.
I never liked you, anyway.
I own the property. My mother owns the property.
I pray that it misses you and that's all I have to say.
I pray you never find it... it runs in streaks.
I promise you, I've been on the phone... I know.
I promised him five weeks ago that I would go to the wife's birthday party
I put her into it.
I said, "10," you said, "No." You said, "20," I said, "Fine."
I said, "Fuck it... let's go all the way, the whole route."
I said, "You have to believe in yourself."
I said, "You take something this good,
I sat there five minutes.
I see that you and your wife live near the airport.
I sold them.
I step out and you don't close, then it's my job.
I suggest you... those of you who are interested
I swear to God, Shel, I got half a mind to go across the street.
I swear to God, Shel, I'm on a sit today...
I swear to God, you work all your life...
I swear, it's not a world of men.
I take it and plat it out... eight units, 82 grand, and I say to them,
I talked to Mitch and Murray an hour ago. They're coming in.
I think he got more than five, actually.
I think I'll stay around awhile.
I think something has to be fed,
I think you fucked up my office, and I think you're going away.
I think... I know she is. I know that she is.
I told the customer his contract had gone to the bank.
I took you in on this. You have to go. It's your thing.
I turned that contract around... that's eight units, 82 grand...
I want to show you something.
I want to tell you something, Shelly.
I was at the Lingks'...
I was in town from my estate in Rio Rancho, and...
I was speaking to your wife earlier?
I was speaking to your wife earlier. That's right.
I will be with you in a while, got it?
I will be with you in a while. Just check with Mr. Williamson.
I will never try to sell an Indian.
I wish you'd have phoned! Are you and Jinny going to be home?
I wonder who it is. Who the fuck am I talking to?
I work here! I didn't come in here to be mistreated!
I work, yes. I work here.
I... forgive me.
I... I can't... I can't close this stuff.
I'd pick up the phone and call Murray... I got your job.
I'd wish you good luck,
I'll give you 10%.
I'll go out and rob everybody blind and go to Argentina
I'll have the money there tomorrow.
I'll take you to lunch. Where would you like to eat?
I'll tell 'em your sale when they bring in the leads.
I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off.
I'll tell you something,
I'll tell you what the hard part is... to stop thinking like a goddamn slave.
I'll tell you... I'll tell you what somebody should do.
I'm busting my balls to sell your dirt
I'm calling from Consolidated Properties of Arizona.
I'm caught, they're going to ask me who were accomplices.
I'm done with you.
I'm done. Moss gets me, "Do this, we'll get well."
I'm fine.
I'm fucked on the board. I can't...
I'm given a policy. My job is to do that.
I'm glad I met you, James.
I'm going anyway.
I'm going downtown. I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray.
I'm going home because nothing's accomplished here.
I'm going to go out and re close last week's stuff.
I'm going to Lemkin! I don't care whose nephew you are,
I'm gonna be with you in a second.
I'm gonna give you 20% of all my sales.
I'm gonna go to the movies. Then I'm gonna have a late drink
I'm gonna make this office and be number one on that board again.
I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm here from downtown.
I'm here from Mitch and Murray.
I'm in a bind... personal problems.
I'm in from Florida just for one day...
I'm not cut out to be a thief, I'm cut out to be a salesman.
I'm not going home. I'm going to Wisconsin.
I'm not permitted to give them the premium leads.
I'm over at the office. Thanks.
I'm running Ray to the airport. You wait here and...
I'm saying what it is, it's probably not the orgasm.
I'm saying you don't include Saturday in the three days.
I'm sorry you had to come all the way in. Monday lunch.
I'm sorry, forgive me. I I...
I'm sure he didn't mean it about trimming down the sales quota.
I'm talking to you, trying to tell you something!
I'm the vice president of Rio Rancho Properties in Furman, Arizona.
I'm through with this "meshugaas." Nobody should talk to a man that way.
I'm trying to run an office here. Now, will you go to lunch?
I'm waiting for the new leads.
I'm walking in that door. You got five seconds
I'm walking out the door. I've got to pick up my wife at the...
I'm with Rio. I spoke with your wife earlier.
I've been in this business 15 years.
I've got 48 hours to make you a lot of money.
I've got them. I'm going to hang onto them.
I've got to go back to the office to get 'em.
I've got to go out. Tell her I'll call her from the road.
I've got to think they've got 500. Say 500 leads.
I've gotta go out. Will you please tell her when she wakes?
I've had this guy before. I've been to his house twice.
I've let you down. I know I've let you down.
I've made a deal with Graff. I can't go in.
I've spoken out on this too much. I've got a big mouth.
I've wanted to talk to you for some time...
If I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him
If I'm not on that board by the 30th, they're going to can my ass.
If my daughter calls, anybody calls,
If they bounce you with no confidence...
If they get you on a bad beat...
If we wait till Monday it would have elapsed!
If we wait till Monday, my time limit runs out.
If we were that kind of guy to hold up the joint and trash it,
If you do not have the goddamn leads!
If you don't, I'm gonna tell the cop you stole them.
If you tell me what you did with the leads, we can talk.
If you tell me where the leads are, I won't turn you in.
If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing.
If you were on a bad one and I brought it up to you, you'd harbor it.
If you're gonna make something up, be sure that it helps.
In a continuing job with this organization, get to work.
In fact, I was a member of the board when we drafted it.
In Kenilworth tonight. I have to go, you understand?
In our land development plan.
Interest... Are you interested?
Is that something I can talk about?
Is that what I did, Dave... I humiliated you?
Is were the leads insured? You think?
It could be working for you... you want to throw it away.
It gets so you don't mind it.
It is 7:30.
It is a crime.
It is not a world of men, "Machine."
It isn't bullshit. It's the way it is.
It may mean something to you, it may not.
It takes brass balls to sell real estate.
It was like they wilted all at once.
It was so fucking great.
It was solemn... fucking solemn.
It was the old stuff.
It wasn't cashed?
It won't be out until the February issue, but go ahead.
It's $2,500. Go ahead and take it, take it all.
It's a big decision and it's a big reward.
It's a big decision, George.
It's a fucked up world.
It's a long road with no turning, pally.
It's also something women have. Reaction to the size of the investment.
It's funny... you get a picture of the corporation type company man,
It's just a streak. I'm gonna turn it around.
It's just two guys talking, am I right? We're just talking.
It's just... you try to stave off insecurity.
It's Mitch and Murray, 'cause it don't have to be this way.
It's not me, it's my wife.
It's nothing, I was just assuring Mr. Lingk.
It's rather important. Could you get him for me?
It's the easiest thing to remember.
It's when a chance presents itself.
Jag off John opens his mouth, blows my Cadillac.
Jesus, here's the 30. I'll bring the rest in tomorrow.
Jesus. And I've seen these before, you know.
Jim Lingk, D. Ray Morton.
Jim, anything you want, you want it, you got it.
Jim, I told you who he is... the senior vice president of American Express.
Jim, Jim... I can't.
Jim, this is Ricky, Jim.
Jim, what are you doing here?
John, a good deal... has got to be one where both parties...
John...
John... okay.
Just give me some leads that don't come out of a phone book.
Just in from out of town," all right?
Just in or out? You tell me.
Just one week to regain your jobs,
Just the beginning? Where have you been, Shelly?
Just to say... to thank her for a wonderful time.
Keeps us going... it's only food.
Last night I didn't.
Last night I stayed home with my kids.
Last night...
Let me get off and I prom... I promise you it'll be okay.
Let me have your attention for a moment.
Let me see. Tomorrow. I'm in L. A?
Let me tell you something, Shelly.
Let's go out. We make some money.
Let's go, come on, right now.
Let's go, come on.
Let's take my car. We'll pick her up together.
Let's talk about something important.
Let's talk about something important.
Life.
Like I used to, like I was taught.
Lingk. James Lingk, which I closed last night.
Listen to me now. Your partner depends on you.
Listen to me... you put me on that fucking board,
Listen to this. I have an alibi. I'm going to the Como Inn.
Listen to what I'm going to tell you now.
Listen, I do... if I don't get my money back...
Listen. Come here, come here.
Listen... I got to talk to you.
Listen... will someone get this guy off my back, please?
Little shot glasses with a pretty design in 'em.
Look at the sheets. Look at the sheets.
Look at this. 15 units, Mountain View, the fucking things get stolen.
Look, I don't want to buy land. I don't want to invest in land.
Look, look at this shit they're giving you. Huh?
Look, you sent in the... no, no, listen to me now...
Loss. What else?
Luck... was that it, John? Or purloined fucking leads?
Make myself $15,000. Tonight... in two hours!
Marshal your sales force?
Maybe it's someone else, but you don't know...
Mitch and Murray will see that you go to jail, believe me, they will!
Mitch and Murray, fuck you. What I say... fuck you!
Mitch and Murray.
Mmm.
Monday, you invite me to dinner again...
Monday... you saw my book.
Moss.
Mr. Lingk and I are going to go to the...
Mr. Lingk? James Lingk? Your contract went out.
Mr. Spannel? Sheldon Levene.
Muskee, Wisconsin. Ooh, a beauty.
Must sign at the same time for the receipt of your prize.
My daughter.
My God, I'm in the act of giving a gift away.
My mind must be other places, 'cause I can't...
My mistake. I shouldn't have took the leads.
My people immediately said, "Whoa, how do you do that?
My representatives in this area... and Mr. Spannel...
My wife filled in a form, and we have been plagued for the last year...
My wife said I have to cancel the deal.
My wife suggested I look into it.
Nice guy? I don't give a shit.
No adventure to it.
No man has the right... no man has the right...
No more leads today... two per day. You've got yours.
No one knew that but you.
No, I can't be reached. I'll get back to him.
No, I can't. I'm meeting your man at the bank.
No, I don't think so. I don't think I want your money.
No, I don't. I don't want to pussyfoot around.
No, I wouldn't try to sell you...
No, it hadn't.
No, it's a sizable investment. One thinks twice.
No, no, she told me not to talk to you.
No, no. Do you understand?
No, she told me, "Right now."
No, the word from Murray is leave them alone.
No, we're going over to our relatives'.
No, what did I tell you about the three days?
No, what I did... I locked on 'em.
No.
No.
No. I did it. Just like the old days,
No. I don't know.
No. No. This is something she said.
Nobody ever... well, if I did, I'm glad.
None of my business, you want to push me to answer you.
None of them. We worry anyway. Why?
Not at all... thank you very much.
Not, you're gonna be shining my shoes.
Now by federal law, as you probably know,
Now I got the pen in my hand, Rick... hey.
Now Jerry Graff went into business for himself.
Now on the Rio Rancho Estates, we've had a situation just come up.
Now you want to throw this 50 buck thing in.
Now, 10% John... I can get hot, you know that.
Now, how did you know that?
Now, I want to talk to you because you're obviously upset,
Now, I will be in the area tonight, possibly tomorrow.
Now, I'm here to do good for you and me... the both of us.
Now, I'm in town only for... well, let me see.
Now, leave me a second here, please.
Now, stick with me here. If they come to me,
Now, where are the leads?
Now... you got a slight advantage on me.
Nurses.
Of a substantial return on a small investment.
Of course I'll hold.
Of course you have... three days.
Officeholders, what it is.
Oh God, I hate this job.
Oh sure! You asshole.
Oh yeah, always ready, John.
Oh, Danny, I wish you could have been in on it with me.
Oh, fuck you! You do not know your job.
Oh, God. Excuse me, Ray... just a minute.
Oh, great. That's great, 'cause I don't...
Oh, great. That's great, 'cause I don't...
Oh, have I got your attention now?
Oh, I see you're interested in fishing.
Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
Oh, oh, oh. Your "nostalgia" file.
Oh, oh, Rick, ooh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the strategy? The strategy?
Oh, this is Mrs. Nyborg. Please listen closely, Mrs. Nyborg.
Oh, yes, please. The police can be...
Okay, I said it.
Okay, okay, okay, fine... 20%, 50 bucks a lead. It's done.
Okay, okay, okay. Give me this shit.
Okay, okay, okay. Give me this shit.
Okay, what would be the best time to do that?
Okay.
On deadbeat magazine subscription leads.
One night in a year, I left a contract on my desk.
One point, in fact, of which I spoke to you of which,
Or I don't win a Cadillac. We work too hard, George.
Or it's me in the... I'm telling you...
Or that she would abandon you if she knew.
Otherwise, what do they want from my life?
Our computer has chosen you from all of the many thousands
Our life is looking forward or it's looking back.
Out of $6,000 and his goddamned bonus
Over the past years, I have sold him... I can't tell you the dollar amount...
Passed it to her and she signed.
Perhaps. To lose money? Perhaps.
Period. Fuck you.
Permit me to do this a second. I'm older than you.
Please don't leave. I'm going to talk to you.
Please listen closely... I only have a moment or so.
Please... let's talk about you.
Precisely. Because your partner depends...
Pressure's just too great. Man can't work all of 'em.
Put me on the board, John. Put me on the Cadillac board!
Put that coffee down.
Rather good information on the property...
Ray is the director of all European sales and services...
Ray, what a day. I'll call you this evening.
Ray, what time do you have?
Read it. What the hell happened here?
Remember the 1:00... that's why we couldn't talk till Kenilworth.
Remember when we were... when we were selling Glen Ross Farms?
Ricky, you got a mean streak in you, and what are you babbling about?
Ricky... not a word, not a motion.
Ricky's right. Can't learn in an office, gotta learn it in the street.
Roma, I'm talking to you.
Roma, would you? I'd like to get some lunch.
Roma.
Say, tonight, at 10:00, or tomorrow at 8:00?
Second prize is a set of steak knives.
See, 'cause this is how we keep score, "bubby."
See? Were you the guy who broke in?
Send a guy out there... no support, no confidence.

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