DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990) Comedy Edit

According to the map, the cave of Collie Baba should be right here,

Ah ha!

Ah ha!

Ah, jeepers. I hadn't thought of that.

Ah! I can see my mountain of money now.

Ah! My money!

Ah! My new masters.

Ah... nothing but old robes.

Ahhh...

All I want is a life of my own, like your nephews.

All right, lads. Operation Lift the Lamp is about to commence.

All right!

And 14,657 ways to trigger them.

And big. Big wishes spell big trouble. The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble.

And every year I come back empty handed.

And I plan to get it back, even if it takes another 40.

And now, Genie, I wish to return home in my new home.

And now, Genie, I wish you would transform this mundane Bin

And two tickets to the feta cheese festival for you, master.

And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?

And you shall accompany him as his guide.

And you shall finally be rewarded for your dubious assistance.

And you still have the lamp, Uncle Scrooge.

And you will help me get it back,

And yours too.

Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.

Apparently, he's having another one of his chipper days.

Are you certain this is where Scrooge lives?

Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?

Are you sure it's safe to travel, master? Merlock could be close.

Arghh!

Arghh!

Arghh!

Arghh! Shabooey, it's alive!

Arghh! Uh oh!

As soon as I'm done polishing my teapot, we can have a tea party with my dollies.

At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again.

Aye, but it cannot beat my view, laddies.

Aye, to hold me back when those rascals finally get home.

Aye, to work. Tell Launchpad he can take you to the ball.

Aye. A hidden chamber.

Aye. And one more wish to go.

Aye. Hundreds.

Aye. I wish me and my family and my Bin were back in Duckburg.

Bad housekeeping. It looks like they have skipped the coop.

Bad wisher. You don't know. He made me do the worst things.

Bah!

Because the master wants it so badly.

Betcha Uncle Scrooge'll wonder why we missed dinner.

Bless my bagpipes! An engraving of Collie Baba.

Blow my bagpipes! He's a genie.

But I've been summoned to pick up Mr McDuck.

But it was not your fault either, master. Oh, no, no, no, no.

But not too big.

But the camels will be lonesome.

But there's so many alarms.

But what are you worried about? He used up his wishes.

But you did have it for a little while.

C... A... S... H.

Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?

Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?

Careful. Stay close, Webby. No telling what kind of dangers we may find.

Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.

Come out, come out, whoever you are.

Come, lads. Something tells me we should plan a full scale invasion.

Delicious. Good golly, everything smells more delicious when you're rich.

Did you at least see where the map leads?

Dijon has everything the mansion, the factories.

Dijon? It really is his.

Do not be fearing.

Do not worry, Genie, I have planned to take a small army of bodyguards.

Do you have to yell at me all the time?

Does his mother know about this?

Dollies, be good.

Don't worry about Merlock.

Don't worry about that mean old master now.

Don't worry. I will help you get it back. No trouble, you bet, here I come.

Don't worry. I'll pay you all back with cash at the mansion.

Don't worry. We're almost there.

Don't you "hello" me. What kind of trick are you kids playing on Mrs Beakley?

Er... Uncle Scrooge.

Even if I have to wish for the lamp to be buried in the centre of the earth.

Every year I tell them "I'll find Collie Baba's treasure."

Everyone who sees it will, and they'll all be fighting over me,

Except his first wish was to live for ever.

Finally, there's room to stretch.

First you pour the tea...

Follow me.

Forward, ho!

Gangway! Coming through!

Gee, Mr McD. A plane ride would have been less turbulent.

Genie, get ready to grant my last wish.

Genie, I've decided on my first important act as a rich man.

Genie, party of one.

Get back. Arghh!

Get outta here. No war paint or tomahawks or anything?

Get serious. That never works.

Give that back, you flea bitten buzzard!

Going up.

Good night, Uncle Scrooge.

Good. All you have to do is break into the security room.

Ha ha! The bonny bounty is mine again.

Has any heather ever looked more heavenly?

He has been in that lamp a long time.

He just came over to visit. For the night.

He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir?

He must have hit this lousy rock.

He stole clothes?

He's right. One look at that and Uncle Scrooge'll want to know what's up.

He's too powerful. He could destroy you.

Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp.

Hello, Uncle Scrooge.

Hello?

Help! Help!

Here, Louie, you wish Pinky away.

Here, Uncle Scrooge. You can have this back if it'll make you feel better.

Here, Webby, you take this.

Hey, do you hear something?

Hey, look at us! A couple of single guys out on the town.

Hey, Pops, give me five. Get down, get bad, get real, get a haircut.

Hey! Cool kasbah.

Hide me! Hide me! Hurry! Chase him away!

Hm? Hm.

Hmm. But I have such sensitive skin. And my brain boils so quickly.

How can I ever thank you, master?

Huh?

Huh?

Hurry, Mr McDuck. We've found something.

I am clean, innocent, like a little baby goat.

I am eternally grateful.

I believe they want to ask what happened with the treasure.

I can see this will take some careful thought.

I cannot work, Mrs Featherby. I'm going home.

I gotta stop him.

I gotta warn Mr McDuck.

I guess one of us oughta wish for peace and happiness all over the world.

I have something I've been wanting to say for 40 years.

I knew that weasel's prices were too good to be true.

I know the first wish. I'm going to wish for a million wishes.

I know. I wish for the world's biggest ice cream sundae.

I like it. I like it. I really like it.

I mean, don't wait, Dijon is on the way. Whoo, mamma!

I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr McDuck, I swear.

I promise I'll never make another wish for myself again.

I shall plan a vacation. I wonder which country I shall be visiting first.

I thought it was my meanest master, the one Collie Baba stole the lamp from.

I wish everything was back to normal.

I wish for the treasure of Collie Baba.

I wish you would turn this disloyal swine into something fitting.

I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artefacts will go to museums.

I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you.

I... I understand.

I'll save you. Left, right! Left, right! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

I'll try very hard to remember you at reward time.

I'm a boy.

I'm a real boy.

I'm going to stop all this magic.

I'm not your master any more.

I'm so sorry, Mr McDuck.

I've got one trick that might save us, I hope.

I've got to get you to my vault. It's the only safe place.

I've got Uncle Scrooge's directions to keep from getting zapped.

If I read these hieroglyphics correctly, we may have found the entrance.

If only there was a way to sneak in and get back the lamp.

If Scrooge gets past you, it'll be your hide.

If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats.

If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse, and just as small.

In light? But I am not a popular favourite in that house.

Into a fortress more worthy of its new owner.

Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

It is my good fortune to announce

It says "Stay alert and use your marbles".

It was everybody's favourite resort until Merlock couldn't get reservations.

It was great while it lasted.

It was here. Honest. An elephant wearing a big pink bow.

It was not my fault, master. They did not get past Dijon.

It's a map.

It's here, master. I saw it. Wait till you see it. You will be pleased as pop.

It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I didn't ask to be Mr Popular.

It's not my fault. Humpy here just had a great fall.

It's so nice to finally meet all of you.

It's that back stabbing banshee.

It's time for my nap.

It's turtle time.

It's your ride, sir. Or should I say, my ride.

Just keep searching while I hunt outside. They will not escape.

Just like before.

Just you and me and a pot of tea.

Keep going, Dijon.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?

Lads! Webby!

Laugh at me, will you? I'll show you.

Launchpad, look what you've done to these ancient ruins.

Launchpad! Get me out of here fast.

Let me put it this way

Look at this.

Look. Without the genie, it's wasting away.

Looks safe to me.

Make us a little getaway wish. Oh, please.

Marbles.

Master Dijon? Ooh!

Master? Master?

Master.

May I have it, Uncle Scrooge? I can use it for my tea set.

Maybe a hot bath and a warm glass of milk...

Maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system.

Maybe we should go now.

Maybe we took the wrong turn at that last sand dune.

Merlock?

Mount Vesuvius would have never blown its top if Merlock hadn't blown his.

Mrs Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?

My foot's been asleep for six centuries.

My talisman!

No problemo.

No video games, no television and no more friends...

No, no, no, silly. Not a Boston Tea Party.

No! No!

No! No!

No.

No. [giggles]

Now do you see why I'm a little jumpy? [Cries]

Now let's get outta here before anybody sees Genie.

Oh, all right. All right.

Oh, all right. But stay out of trouble. I'm in no mood for mischief.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, look at that!

Oh, boy, oh, boy! I'm gonna getcha!

Oh, dear. Launchpad isn't answering.

Oh, dear. No sign of them yet. Should I call the police?

Oh, Genie, you've just given me the bestest idea in the world.

Oh, my heavens!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no, please! Oh, no!

Oh, no. Shabooey!

Oh, smart move, master. Let him boil out his brains in the sun.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, what a lovely dress, Quacky.

Oh, yeah, like where?

Oh, yeah. Casa de Coo coo.

Oh, yes, master, oh, yes. Into the middle of the desert.

Oh, yes, right behind you.

Oh, yes, sacks. Right away. Anything you say, sir, I do for you.

Oh, You mean it? My own mountain of money?

Oh...

Oh... good wisher.

Ooh, look at this.

Ooh!

Oomph!

Or their sting will seem like a tickle compared with mine.

Our home. Our beautiful home.

Perhaps this dig is not a lost cause after all.

Perhaps this time I'll let Scrooge do the searching for me.

Please, Merlock. No wishes. I can't take 'em.

Poor fool. Too bad you will not live to know the real treasure you have found.

Poor nosey.

Put me in the dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes.

Quackaroonie. It's bigger than it looks.

Quick, let's turn this over and make a boat.

Relax. It's going to be like old times again.

Remember our magnificent old home?

Reverse, ho!

Right now.

Roger, Uncle Scrooge. Over and out.

Run through fields, play catch, roll over.

Scrooge!

Scrooge?

See anyone coming, Commander Beakley?

Several billfolds, this dandy pocket watch, floss, egg bake nut bar

Shabooey!

Shabooey!

Shh!

Silence. I wish you would cast him out of my house.

Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?

So this is how it feels to be one of the guys.

So, please, please, make small wishes.

So, what do you wanna do on your first day as a boy?

Somebody stop those pants.

Sorry, Genie, but the party's over.

Speak for yourself. I just lost the treasure of the century.

Start digging.

Sure. You want that with or without an ocean?

Take him downtown.

That does.

That this year I have finally brought to Duckburg

That's all right, dear. It took me 40 years to find that treasure

That's all? Jeepers. It's even user friendly.

That's because it's past your bedtime. Scoot along, my wee ones.

That's just it. Merlock has unlimited wishes because he has a magic talisman.

That's right, Merlock. A treasure map written in Collie Baba's own hand.

That's right. Can I call you Uncle Scrooge?

That's telling them, sir.

The earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part.

The fortunes I could own. I could have the world's biggest diamond.

The hot falafel, the most powerful person on earth.

The lamp?

The legendary, the infamous treasure of... Arghh!

The map? That specific map? Right here, right now?

The night? You mean, sleep over?

The one wish I don't have to think about twice.

The seal of Collie Baba.

Then down she went. And poor Pompeii.

Then take little sips...

Then what's going on?

There it is. You can drop me off anywhere along here. But not there. Not there!

There, there, Mr Beakley. I know.

There, there. I know, ma'am. I know.

There's someone to see you, Mr McDuck.

This cannot be happening.

This isn't a house! It's a zoo!

This time I'm very sure. I think.

This time they'll be grounded for a month.

This time you have to make a wish.

This'll be fun. I wish all my toys and dollies were alive.

Those dirty thieves. And such sweet children.

Too many people, Merlock. Only one Dijon. But look what I did steal.

Uh oh! We all are.

Uh uh! I'm not wasting one of my wishes. You do it.

Uh uh. Just you and me and my friends here.

Uncle Scrooge!

Uncle Scrooge!

Uncle Scrooge.

Uncle Scrooge.

Under the gaze of Mount Badude.

Urghh!

Wait till Merlock sees this. He will be so grateful.

Wait till those old fossils at the society hear this news.

Wait! Come back!

Wait. That's a dog.

Watch out for your head, sir.

We could er... hide him in the vault.

We have an important announcement to make this evening.

We quadzillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

We rubbed the lamp. We're sorry if we did anything bad.

We'll be good Junior Woodchucks.

We're flying now!

We're making our final approach.

Well, cancel Launchpad. I'll not only save face, but my life as well.

Well, erm... at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge.

Well, I know someone who wants to play with me.

Well, it could have been worse. It could have been something new.

Well, there's nothing in it.

What a time we have been having. Yes. I was just now leaving. Goodbye.

What about the lamp, huh?

What are we gonna do?

What does the Junior Woodchuck Guide Book say about booby traps?

What is going on?

What is it, a Mexican jumping lamp?

What was that?

Where is everybody? [squeals]

Where you going to keep all this treasure, Uncle?

Who are you? Where's Collie Baba? Did Rome fall yet?

Whoa, look at all that gold.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! It's a Collie Baba booby trap.

Whoa! What a ride.

Whoever said that money can't buy peace of mind

Whoo hoo hoo! Yow!

Whoo! Yahoo!

Whose name do you think is on this... building?

Will you never stop?

Wiped out with a wish. If I ever get my money back,

Wish them back, please.

With the lamp, you fool.

Without further ado, I give you Scrooge McDuck.

Yeah, and we'll dress him up like a boy and keep him in our room.

Yeah, aren't we overreacting?

Yeah, G.

Yeah, he has no idea you're with us. And that's the way it's gonna stay.

Yeah. I wouldn't mind doing it again. Now that I know you can live through it.

Yes, yes, I see. Back, back, you foul eggs. Back I say!

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes. Now... give it to me.

You and Genie have so much to catch up on,

You can forget about this year's Christmas bonus.

You didn't steal it?

You don't have to worry about any alarms, Uncle Scrooge.

You go ahead, Webby, dear.

You let them steal it from you, you pathetic pickpocket.

You maniac. Return the Bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat.

You read the whole encyclopaedia?

You shall go through the rear entrance while I go in the front.

You sound like you know what it is.

You thieving dogs! I've spent my life searching for that treasure.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

You think it might have the treasure of Collie Baba and his 40 thieves?

You will become more powerful than locomotive, more faster than speedy bull.

You will leap all buildings in a single town.

You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck.

You're a sweet kid. But don't press your luck.

Yow!

[alarm beeps] [cash register ping]

[All agree] Hey, there's something in this pocket.

[All gasp] I'll be back for you.

[All gasp] Please, Merlock. He's had a lousy day.

[All gasp] Wonder of wonders! I'm free at last.

[All] How does it work? OK! OK!

[Cries] Oh, Mr McDuck! [Scrooge chokes]

[Dijon whimpers] Just like old times all right.

[Gasps & screams] [Trumpets]

[Genie] An owl? He comes around here every night.

[Genie] I think they're gone. [Scrooge] Where are we?

[Genie] Well, it's not exactly the Ritz. [Scrooge] Not the lamp.

[Grumbles] It's Merlock, my old master.

[Hisses] [Roars]

[Huey] Let's see. [all gasp]

[Launchpad] Landing gear down. [all chatter]

[Launchpad] Sumo wrestling scorpions. Don't worry. We're safe up here.

[Merlock crows] Oh, no, it's Merlock. Hide me!

[Merlock growls] No, we stand our ground.

[Rattling] Don't take him, Uncle Scrooge.

[Screams] Elephant! Pink! Hurry! Arghh!

[Scrooge] Pinch me, I'm in heaven! I'll get it.

[Shrieks] What the?

[Sniffs] Even me. Shouldn't we be bird watching?

[Tinkling] Hey.

[Toys jabber] [Screams]

[Trumpets] Down, girl! Down! Oh, please!

[Wails] Oh, no!

[Yawns] It's all I've ever wished for. How many wishes do we have left?

A genie's supposed to grant wishes. Yeah, three wishes for every master.

A little much? Just a tad.

And where are you going? Just outside, master.

Anywhere but the lamp. In here.

Boy, good thing I brought some. There's another one.

But he's our friend. Nonsense. A genie isn't a person.

But I've only got one wish left. Boys, what is going on here?

But it's just an old owl. [Hoots]

But it's only some loose change. I'll change your face, you thief!

But the treasure... Aye, the treasure.

But what about your lunch? Sell it.

Check it out! Look at that!

Cut the ropes, lads. Hurry, Louie!

Darn. Everybody remembers that part. So how does it work?

Do I look like a birthday cake? Ah, come on, you can't fool us.

Don't tell me. A rug beater, huh? Uh uh! Egg beater.

Duckburg Daily News on line one, sir. For what?

Dull party, eh, Mr McD? Go! Now!

Flight school? You mean you never took flying lessons?

Go get the sacks. Sacks?

Good thing you had your hairnet. [Groans]

Good wishing. [All gasp]

Gravy? That's right.

He'd be ancient. Yeah. Older than Uncle Scrooge even.

He's an evil sorcerer. But he can't still be alive.

He's got a bear? He is a bear.

Here's the polish, Webbigail. Thanks, Grammy.

I am not understanding. It must be here. You have it, don't you?

I can't. Do it.

I can't. That was my last wish. I wish you hadn't said that.

I don't see anything, Uncle Scrooge. Not even a mirage.

I don't think so. Then wish us luck.

I get the loot, you get the boot. [Buzzer]

I gotta check this out. Wait a second.

I have some news to cheer you up. What's that?

I know I would. Genie.

I only saved your life. Sorry.

I wonder what's inside. There's only one way to find out, lads.

I'm not so sure you do. Boy, are we in trouble!

I'm on the roof. And we're inside.

I'm starving. That's cos it's getting late.

Inside. Bye, guys.

It's a genie, isn't it? It's not the tooth fairy.

It's our nanny. Hurry. Hide the elephant.

Just my last one. And Webby's. We'd better make sure they're special.

Let me light your path. I smell a couple of desert rats.

Like what? [Sniffles] D'you ever hear of Atlantis?

Look out! [Screams]

Maybe we should wish for the talisman. That's the one wish I can't do.

Me first. After you.

Never. Uh uh. Not us, Uncle Scrooge.

No way. Will somebody do something?

No, not the lamp. Have a heart. Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?

No, thanks. We're kind of full. And sleepy.

Not now, Webby! We're in the middle of an arrest.

Now look what you've gone and done. Well, what's wrong? She's cute.

Now, that's more like it. I know what I've always wanted.

Oh, dear. Maybe we'd better play outside today.

Oh, nothing. Not much. Nope, not a thing.

Otherwise you go back in the lamp. But what if I win the door prize?

Ouch! My tootsies. It looks like a pint sized pyramid.

Phew! Thanks, Dijon. Here, I can handle it.

Please let me out. Can you keep quiet at all?

Quick. Get back in the lamp. Not the lamp, please.

Race you to the rubies. Whoa! Look at those nuggets.

Reach for the chandelier! Oh, boys. Tea party time.

See? Quackaroonie!

Shabooey! I'm in trouble already. Whoa!

Thanks for the warning. Excuse me, ma'am.

That could have given me a boo boo. Just keep the light ahead of us, guide!

That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge. That way I can enjoy a hefty tax break.

The crash in the closet? We didn't hear it.

The mansion? He hasn't heard.

These are wishes, not miracles. What if we wish for something like a pet?

They have vanished. But, but, but how?

Think we'll see a mummy? My mummy's expecting me.

Umph! Umph!

Uncle Scrooge! [Huey] Hurry!

We all chipped in to set bail. We even emptied our banks.

We were gonna tell you, Uncle Scrooge. Someday.

Well, I took a crash course. Now he tells me.

Well... Course, this is pretty too.

Well... Hey, it's not exactly a trick question.

What about our wishes? Wishes?

What an eyeful. What a mouthful.

What are we gonna do? Use our marbles.

What are you doing? Quick, you gotta wish us outta here.

What did you do this time? I'm sorry. Just make them stop.

What do you mean? Huh?

What else should we wish for? I'd like a small steamboat.

What? It... It shook.

Where is the lamp? They must have it. They must!

Where'd he go? [Genie] What do you know?

Who is this? G... Er... Gene.

Whoa... Arghh! Don't lose it.

Woodchuck's promise. Ditto.

Wow! Duckburg never looked so good.

Yeah? Then wish for something.

Yeah. Can he? Please. Oh, please!

Yes... What? The map. Give it to me.

You can't. Let him stay, please.

You! Scrooge, sir. Oh, good golly,

You're gonna love playing tea party. I know. I read all about it.

You're new around here? Kinda. I pop up every now and then.

? It's a duck blur

? Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes

? There's a stranger Out to find you

? Woo oo

? Woo oo

[Alarm blares]

[All scream]

[All splutter]

[All squeal]

[All] Hello, Uncle Scrooge.

[Banging on door]

[Birds chirp]

[Birds tweet]

[Blows]

[Braying]

[Cell door clanks]

[Chatter]

[Chattering]

[Crashing]

[Cries] Mr McDuck, I'm so sorry.

[Crows]

[Crows]

[Dewey] Come on, Dijon!

[Dewey] There's the dig! Did they say what they'd found?

[Dijon] That's going to leave a nasty mark.

[Distant chatter]

[Duckworth] But, sir, I've arranged for Launchpad to fly you to the launch.

[Engine roars]

[Engines splutter]

[Fan whirs]

[Gasping]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Genie screams]

[Genie] It's what gives him his powers.

[Genie] Mr McDuck! Mr McDuck! Are you all right? What's going on?

[Genie] You get used to the smell after a few hundred years.

[Groaning]

[Groans]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Gulps]

[Gulps]

[Huey and Louie laugh]

[Huey] Yahoo!

[Hums]

[Jabbering]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] No, it's a globe of the earth.

[Launchpad] Please remain seated until the plane has come to a complete stop.

[Launchpad] Seats in the upright position.

[Louie and Huey laugh]

[Merlock crows]

[Merlock crows]

[Merlock grumbles]

[Merlock laughs]

[Merlock roars]

[mimics gangster] You'll never catch me, coppers. [laughs]

[Neighing]

[Pants] I think he saw us.

[Roaring]

[Rumbling]

[Rumbling]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Scrooge groans]

[Scrooge] Good work, lads. I'm going in.

[Scrooge] I told you, I'm not going to the ball.

[Scrooge] Maybe not.

[Scrooge] Put the plane in an upright position!

[Scrooge] Whoa!

[Shivers]

[Shrieks]

[Singing]

[Siren]

[Siren]

[Slurps]

[Sniffs]

[Splutters] Cookies, anyone?

[Squeals]

[Squeals] Huh?

[Strains]

[Strains]

[Strains]

[Strains]

[Strains] That's easy for you to say.

[Telephone]

[Thunder]

[Tinkling]

[Tinkling]

[Trumpets]

[Webby giggles]

[Webby screams]

[Webby screams]

[Whimpers]

[Whimpers]

[Whimpers]

[Whimpers]

[Whistles]

[Wind howls]

[Wings flap]

[Yelps]

[Yelps]