A little... from Miss March (2009)
A stripper pole? from Miss March (2009)
A stripper pole. from Miss March (2009)
A toast. from Miss March (2009)
A young couple who will be graduating from our high school this year. from Miss March (2009)
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About you with those guys. from Miss March (2009)
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All right. from Miss March (2009)
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And from Miss March (2009)
And I'm still striking out. from Miss March (2009)
And a guy like you, Horsedick from Miss March (2009)
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And I realized something from Miss March (2009)
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And I've only been having sex for two years. That's six women a year. from Miss March (2009)
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And it was from Miss March (2009)
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And that's why she had that seizure... from Miss March (2009)
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And the grief from that, along with the advanced stages of syphilis... from Miss March (2009)
And the one person that you thought would always be there for you... from Miss March (2009)
And then we're gonna rendezvous back here in, like, five minutes, okay? from Miss March (2009)
And then you pissed off firemen and almost got me killed yet another time! from Miss March (2009)
And they laughed at me. from Miss March (2009)
And watch naked ladies take baths together. Yes, I know. from Miss March (2009)
And we don't need intercourse to prove that. from Miss March (2009)
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And when I'm with you... from Miss March (2009)
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And yeah, she may not be the most attractive girl in school, but she's a solid, solid seven. from Miss March (2009)
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And you're the one that wanted to stay at the motel. from Miss March (2009)
And your dad had bailed on you... from Miss March (2009)
And, Tucker... from Miss March (2009)
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Apole? from Miss March (2009)
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Are you boys looking for a ride? from Miss March (2009)
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As you're getting out of your coma? from Miss March (2009)
Ask her questions like what is her favorite animal... from Miss March (2009)
At the Playboy Mansion? from Miss March (2009)
Be in Chicago in a couple hours, and then by this time tomorrow be at the mansion. from Miss March (2009)
Be on the lookout for a Tucker Cleigh. from Miss March (2009)
Because he was a crackhead. from Miss March (2009)
Because I really like doing that. from Miss March (2009)
Because they put dogs to sleep at the pound. from Miss March (2009)
Because we just spent 75 bucks on a motel room that we got to use for all of five minutes. from Miss March (2009)
Because weird. from Miss March (2009)
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Before you kill me, let me just say one thing. from Miss March (2009)
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Besides, I got a date with the old lady. from Miss March (2009)
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But it didn't stop there. from Miss March (2009)
But it never really amounted to much. from Miss March (2009)
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But we've set most of that. from Miss March (2009)
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But you'll find over time... from Miss March (2009)
But you're dating seven women at once. from Miss March (2009)
But you're in surprisingly good shape for someone who's been in a coma for four years. from Miss March (2009)
But, Eugene, you are my special someone. from Miss March (2009)
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Candace, I know you're mad, and you have every right to do whatever you want to me. from Miss March (2009)
Candace, uh, sorry. I won't go out with you. from Miss March (2009)
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Candace! from Miss March (2009)
Candace... from Miss March (2009)
Careful, Tucker. from Miss March (2009)
Cindi Whitehall. Have you had sex with her? from Miss March (2009)
Cindi would never sleep with you! from Miss March (2009)
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Craig had to drop out of high school and work two jobs so he could keep up with... from Miss March (2009)
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Cross. from Miss March (2009)
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Did I ever tell you that, 'cause I'm not sure from Miss March (2009)
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Do you have any money? from Miss March (2009)
Do you have any tips on how I can make this a wonderful, romantic night for Cindi... from Miss March (2009)
Do you know what that means? from Miss March (2009)
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Dot MPEG. from Miss March (2009)
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Drove him insane. from Miss March (2009)
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Dude! Where's Cindi? from Miss March (2009)
Dude. from Miss March (2009)
During my time in South Carolina... from Miss March (2009)
Each state is roughly a hundred miles across, so that's like a thousand miles. from Miss March (2009)
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Especially with modern times. from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, be careful. Don't overexert yourself. from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, did you think about what we talked about? from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, everything I've done since you fell down the stairs has been for you. from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, how could you say something like that? from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, I love you. We've been going out for two and a half years. from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, no, you don't got this. from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, where do you think the money came from? from Miss March (2009)
Eugene, you were in a coma for four years. from Miss March (2009)
Eugene! from Miss March (2009)
Eugene? from Miss March (2009)
Eugene. from Miss March (2009)
Everybody say, "Fuzzy pickles. " from Miss March (2009)
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Finally have sex? You a virgin? from Miss March (2009)
Find out who she is. from Miss March (2009)
Firemen! from Miss March (2009)
Five hours till you're chode deep. from Miss March (2009)
For paying all this man's medical bills. from Miss March (2009)
From part time waitressing during college... from Miss March (2009)
Fuck off. from Miss March (2009)
Fuzzy pickles. from Miss March (2009)
Geez. What a bitch. from Miss March (2009)
Gertrude died when she was 18 years old. from Miss March (2009)
Gertrude VonBrauer was the love of my life. from Miss March (2009)
Gertrude was my next door neighbor. from Miss March (2009)
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Give me my clothes. from Miss March (2009)
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Go on. from Miss March (2009)
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Good idea, lesbians! from Miss March (2009)
Good idea, Tucker. from Miss March (2009)
Good night. from Miss March (2009)
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Great job, Horsedick. MPEG. Hip hop is back! from Miss March (2009)
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Have you thought about how we're gonna get into the mansion once we arrive? from Miss March (2009)
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He got syphilis. from Miss March (2009)
He has to pee through a straw. from Miss March (2009)
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He thought they were sharing something very special. from Miss March (2009)
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Hef, no! from Miss March (2009)
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Her brother's a fireman. from Miss March (2009)
Her mom's my piano teacher. from Miss March (2009)
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Hey, Candace. Looking good. from Miss March (2009)
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Hey, Daddy. from Miss March (2009)
Hey, do you want to get something to eat or anything? from Miss March (2009)
Hey, Eugene. from Miss March (2009)
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Hey, girl of my dreams. from Miss March (2009)
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Hey, I from Miss March (2009)
Hey, ladies. from Miss March (2009)
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Hey! from Miss March (2009)
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Horsedick doesn't have a dick. from Miss March (2009)
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Horsedick. MpEG with the track "I'm a Love a White Girl';... from Miss March (2009)
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Horsedick's got a song on the Internet! from Miss March (2009)
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How could you not know that? from Miss March (2009)
How do they pee? from Miss March (2009)
How is this perfect? from Miss March (2009)
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How you gonna get out of this, Eugene? You gonna tell me you love me? from Miss March (2009)
How's that atrophy coming? from Miss March (2009)
Hugh. from Miss March (2009)
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I also didn't know they let freshmen go to prom. from Miss March (2009)
I am living proof of that. from Miss March (2009)
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I call the hospital every Monday. When did you wake up? from Miss March (2009)
I came across the country just to see her! from Miss March (2009)
I can't believe Cindi would do this. from Miss March (2009)
I can't believe I've been here for four years. from Miss March (2009)
I can't believe she would just leave me like that. from Miss March (2009)
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out hunting down my piece of shit boyfriend. from Miss March (2009)
I can't get settled down yet. I have to hit a respectable quota. from Miss March (2009)
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I can't tell you how glad I was when they told me you came out of that coma. from Miss March (2009)
I can't work like this. Firemen never get laid. Everyone knows that. from Miss March (2009)
I didn't know they let people that dropped out of high school go to prom. from Miss March (2009)
I didn't know what to do, so I panicked and I grabbed a fork off the counter... from Miss March (2009)
I didn't know what to do. I panicked. from Miss March (2009)
I discovered a groundbreaking and new experimental way... from Miss March (2009)
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I don't even know where I am. from Miss March (2009)
I don't even know why I came here. from Miss March (2009)
I don't get it. from Miss March (2009)
I don't know, but, uh, I feel really good about it. from Miss March (2009)
I don't know. from Miss March (2009)
I don't know. Candace must just hate strobe lights. from Miss March (2009)
I don't think that 15 year old kids should be having sex. from Miss March (2009)
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I feel like just five seconds ago I was getting wasted with you... from Miss March (2009)
I forgive you. from Miss March (2009)
I got some sleep in the car. I'm serious. from Miss March (2009)
I got tired of waiting for you, Eugene, so I went out and I blew everyone. from Miss March (2009)
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I gotta take a shit. from Miss March (2009)
I gotta warn you, I'm a little drunk, so... from Miss March (2009)
I guess that makes sense. from Miss March (2009)
I guess. from Miss March (2009)
I have an idea. from Miss March (2009)
I have atrophy! from Miss March (2009)
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I insist. It's the least I can do. from Miss March (2009)
I just I don't dig handicapped chicks. from Miss March (2009)
I just can't believe the firemen were that angry. from Miss March (2009)
I just hope... from Miss March (2009)
I knew it! I knew it would work. from Miss March (2009)
I know a lot do. from Miss March (2009)
I know how you feel about that term, but it was 13 months ago tonight that from Miss March (2009)
I know, I know. from Miss March (2009)
I know. from Miss March (2009)
I know. I'm sorry. from Miss March (2009)
I like you anyway. from Miss March (2009)
I like your style. from Miss March (2009)
I love men with dogs. from Miss March (2009)
I love you, Cindi. from Miss March (2009)
I love you, Eugene. from Miss March (2009)
I love you, Tucker Cleigh. from Miss March (2009)
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I mean, I'm here at the playboy Mansion... from Miss March (2009)
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I mean, look at his little paws! from Miss March (2009)
I mean, not like we're exclusive or anything. from Miss March (2009)
I mean, the other one tasted different, you know. from Miss March (2009)
I mean, we've talked about that. from Miss March (2009)
I mean, what kind of psycho doesn't like dogs? from Miss March (2009)
I met Hef. He talked to me. I think I had a breakthrough. from Miss March (2009)
I need to give you a crash course in sophistication and the playboy way. from Miss March (2009)
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I need to talk to Cindi. from Miss March (2009)
I promise I'll have sex with you on prom night. from Miss March (2009)
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I sent whatever money I could... from Miss March (2009)
I shall now bathe my steel in the blood of the offender. from Miss March (2009)
I started drinking all this NyQuil because that Horny Goat Weed was giving me the jitters. from Miss March (2009)
I swear I saw this work once. from Miss March (2009)
I think I get it. from Miss March (2009)
I think we should totally go. from Miss March (2009)
I tried to look her up about a year or so ago... from Miss March (2009)
I try to apply your methods and principles to every aspect of my life. from Miss March (2009)
I was going to in high school, but, uh, then I fell down the stairs. from Miss March (2009)
I was gonna rip it off and fuck it. from Miss March (2009)
I was just telling my friends here, if I ever saw your pretty little face again... from Miss March (2009)
I was trying to turn my girlfriend into a playboy bunny... from Miss March (2009)
I was worried sick. from Miss March (2009)
I wish Candace were here. She would love this song. from Miss March (2009)
I wish my brother had had a seminar like this. from Miss March (2009)
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I'd like to tell you guys a story right now if I can. from Miss March (2009)
I'll call you tomorrow. from Miss March (2009)
I'll check on you tomorrow. from Miss March (2009)
I'll have sex with you on prom night. from Miss March (2009)
I'll never stab you again. from Miss March (2009)
I'm a just gonna hold his little dead head right there. from Miss March (2009)
I'm about to sign me a record deal. from Miss March (2009)
I'm afraid. from Miss March (2009)
I'm always blowing first impressions. from Miss March (2009)
I'm asleep for four years. from Miss March (2009)
I'm from South Carolina. from Miss March (2009)
I'm getting pretty tired. from Miss March (2009)
I'm gonna go mingle. There's three girls for every guy at this party. from Miss March (2009)
I'm gonna go to bed. from Miss March (2009)
I'm gonna try one more, and let me work with Mommy for a second. from Miss March (2009)
I'm hopin' those little shits do make it over here. from Miss March (2009)
I'm not handicapped. It's a condition. from Miss March (2009)
I'm not literally nursing him. from Miss March (2009)
I'm not ready! from Miss March (2009)
I'm not shaving my balls either. from Miss March (2009)
I'm saving myself, uh, for my girlfriend... from Miss March (2009)
I'm sorry, Tucker. Who is it that you're here with again? from Miss March (2009)
I'm sorry. from Miss March (2009)
I'm sorry. I was I was thinking about... your boobs. from Miss March (2009)
I'm sure this is not as romantic as you probably envisioned the prom. from Miss March (2009)
I'm sure you and your friend have some catching up to do. from Miss March (2009)
I'm, like, that's cool. Whatever. Make a wish. from Miss March (2009)
I've been in a coma since high school. from Miss March (2009)
If I take a shit in your car, it's gonna be a pretty short trip. from Miss March (2009)
If you woke up one morning... from Miss March (2009)
In a few weeks? from Miss March (2009)
In my car! from Miss March (2009)
Is because people don't spice up the bedroom. from Miss March (2009)
Is out flashing her tits to the world... from Miss March (2009)
Is that what girls look like? from Miss March (2009)
Is that when you find that special someone in your life... from Miss March (2009)
Is there a check? from Miss March (2009)
Is this going to happen every five minutes? from Miss March (2009)
Isn't from Miss March (2009)
Isn't that weird? from Miss March (2009)
It ain't my fault. My mama was on acne medication. from Miss March (2009)
It cost him, like, a hundred bucks. from Miss March (2009)
It doesn't feel like four years ago. from Miss March (2009)
It has proven itself to be quite effective. from Miss March (2009)
It is? from Miss March (2009)
It must come out of those. from Miss March (2009)
It signifies both power and leisure. from Miss March (2009)
It was Craig's first time having sex... from Miss March (2009)
It was pretty sweet. from Miss March (2009)
It's a trap. from Miss March (2009)
It's gonna be good. Okay, now everybody say, "Mommy's a vision. " from Miss March (2009)
It's not in mint condition, but it's a good card. from Miss March (2009)
It's telling us to go to the Playboy Mansion. from Miss March (2009)
It's the western equivalent of the Greek toga. from Miss March (2009)
It's their job. Makes them psycho. from Miss March (2009)
It's Thursday today, so that gives us three days to get you on your feet. from Miss March (2009)
It's, like, I knew her. from Miss March (2009)
Jenny's tits are the exact same size as Miss November's. from Miss March (2009)
Juanita, I brought him back to life. from Miss March (2009)
Juanita, I'm trying to do something. Do you comprende? from Miss March (2009)
Just imagine how you would feel, Cindi... from Miss March (2009)
Just like your brother! from Miss March (2009)
Just watch the road. Okay? from Miss March (2009)
Katja. from Miss March (2009)
L from Miss March (2009)
L I'm sorry. I have such a problem with rambling... from Miss March (2009)
Last seen April 17. from Miss March (2009)
Leave a message. from Miss March (2009)
Lesbians! Help me break this door down. from Miss March (2009)
Lesbians! Lesbians! from Miss March (2009)
Let 'em in, damn it. from Miss March (2009)
Let 'em in. from Miss March (2009)
Let me get a picture of the two of you. from Miss March (2009)
Let me go! from Miss March (2009)
Let's brush some of this hair away from Mommy's neck from Miss March (2009)
Let's give a nice, warm Jefferson County Middle School welcome... from Miss March (2009)
Let's have a couple wisps hang down here by the nape of the neck. from Miss March (2009)
Let's see. from Miss March (2009)
Let's see. I've got... seven dollars. from Miss March (2009)
Lights, please. from Miss March (2009)
Like a month or just a couple of weeks... from Miss March (2009)
Like, almost four years worth of poop. from Miss March (2009)
Little beer. Little bit of beer. from Miss March (2009)
Look at that one. from Miss March (2009)
Look at the ass on that thing. from Miss March (2009)
Look at this. from Miss March (2009)
Look here, man. from Miss March (2009)
Look, I always hoped when I met someone like you... from Miss March (2009)
Look, I'm not even sure I'm ready to be doing this. Do you have any helpful advice? from Miss March (2009)
Look, I've said what I have to say. from Miss March (2009)
Look, lesbians! Palm trees. from Miss March (2009)
Look, man, I've already slept with 12 women. That's punishable by stoning in some countries. from Miss March (2009)
Look, most guys end up losing their virginity to some sort of stripper or one night stand. from Miss March (2009)
Look, you've already decided to do this. from Miss March (2009)
Look. Dude, I think your brother can go to jail for this. from Miss March (2009)
Look. I think right there is where you sign in. from Miss March (2009)
Los Angeles. Of course. from Miss March (2009)
Lots of poop. from Miss March (2009)
Man, I had that bitch screamin' like her house was on fire. from Miss March (2009)
Man, I hate poop. from Miss March (2009)
Man, I wish Candace were here. from Miss March (2009)
Man, it was great. Perfect form, lots of tongue. from Miss March (2009)
Man, why do you even do these sermons? They don't even pay you. from Miss March (2009)
Maybe you're empty. from Miss March (2009)
Mean, hurtful things... from Miss March (2009)
MichaelJordan had 138 rebounds? from Miss March (2009)
Mierda. from Miss March (2009)
Mingling with guests, sipping slightly alcoholic beverages. from Miss March (2009)
Miss February on my dick. from Miss March (2009)
Miss January of this year... from Miss March (2009)
Mister, you have a telephone call from a Mr. Bell. from Miss March (2009)
Mister's girlfriend not pay all this money for you to use this as a porno room. from Miss March (2009)
Mmm. What? from Miss March (2009)
Mommy's a vision. from Miss March (2009)
Most girls want to kill me after two or three nights... from Miss March (2009)
Mr. Biederman is extremely upset. from Miss March (2009)
Mr. Poopy Pants. from Miss March (2009)
My brain just shuts down whenever I feel like I'm close to getting some. from Miss March (2009)
My brother will kill you. from Miss March (2009)
My dad moves out of town, my girlfriend's in playboy, and your stupid friend is famous. from Miss March (2009)
My God. We're 20 minutes late. They've already started the party. from Miss March (2009)
My last boyfriend hated dogs. Such an asshole! from Miss March (2009)
My mother and little nephew died in that blaze... from Miss March (2009)
My younger sister has sex all the time, and neither of her babies are crackheads. from Miss March (2009)
Never thought I'd say this Fuck that! Let me see your penis, dog. from Miss March (2009)
Never? from Miss March (2009)
Nice. from Miss March (2009)
No emotional attachment. Ain't that right, Tuck? from Miss March (2009)
No problem, dude. We're homeys. Lock it up. from Miss March (2009)
No problem, son. from Miss March (2009)
No wonder she looked so pissed off. from Miss March (2009)
No, afraid not. from Miss March (2009)
No, Cindi! I'm her boyfriend from high school! from Miss March (2009)
No, Crystal's still in high school. from Miss March (2009)
No, I don't have any money. I don't have a bank account. from Miss March (2009)
No, it doesn't. from Miss March (2009)
No, no, no. I'm not a stalker. Ow! I'm not a stalker! from Miss March (2009)
No, sir. Not at all. from Miss March (2009)
No, that's really not necessary. from Miss March (2009)
No, there's no check. It's an anniversary card. from Miss March (2009)
No, they don't. Things do not work out. from Miss March (2009)
No, they're not. from Miss March (2009)
No! from Miss March (2009)
No! from Miss March (2009)
No! You're funny. from Miss March (2009)
No. He never did. from Miss March (2009)
No. I know. I mean, what? Why? from Miss March (2009)
No. No! You can't be here! He's stealing the mister! from Miss March (2009)
No. No. I got it. I got it. from Miss March (2009)
No. No. No. from Miss March (2009)
No. This one's okay. from Miss March (2009)
None of the other chicks that I've nailed in the past matter anyway. from Miss March (2009)
Not that that's good at all, 'cause that's bad from Miss March (2009)
Nothing. L I didn't say anything. from Miss March (2009)
Nothing. Never mind. from Miss March (2009)
Now she's gonna tell her, I'm gonna hear all about this. Good job. from Miss March (2009)
Now, I know at your age you guys probably think all the older guys and gals... from Miss March (2009)
Now, I've known quite a few women in my life... from Miss March (2009)
Of reinstating consciousness to the comatose. from Miss March (2009)
Of the relationships that counts. from Miss March (2009)
Of when Candace and I first started boning. from Miss March (2009)
Offhis multi platinum CD Donkey Dong. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, and we were wondering if you could get us into the Playboy Mansion. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, fuck. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, God! from Miss March (2009)
Oh, God. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, good. What are you drinkin'? from Miss March (2009)
Oh, Horsedick, you are nasty! from Miss March (2009)
Oh, look! Horsedick. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, man. I want her to French kiss my dick so bad. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, man. We are way out of our league. How the hell are we gonna get in here? from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God! I can't believe this! from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God! Puddles! from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God. Are you a stalker? from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God. It says one ofher likes is sex on the beach. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God. You don't know. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, my God.! That is the cutest little dog I've ever seen.! from Miss March (2009)
Oh, no way. I call the pound all the time. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, no. You have to be on that list. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, shit. Is this still Eugene? Hold on. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, sweet God. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, thank God. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, that feels good. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, that's awesome. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, that's great. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, this is Puddles, and he's a rescue. I got him from the pound last week. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, Tucker, that's so sweet. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, wait a minute. I'm getting another call. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, will you stop talking about your crazy brother? That was a fluke. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, yeah, right. Posing naked in playboy is really helping me out a lot. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, yeah? How's that workin'out for you? from Miss March (2009)
Oh, yeah. He could just walk right in. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, yeah. I forgot. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, you gotta be kidding me. from Miss March (2009)
Oh, you're doing a really good job, Eugene. from Miss March (2009)
Oh! from Miss March (2009)
Oh! Gross! from Miss March (2009)
Oh! I thought you meant with your from Miss March (2009)
Oh! Tucker Cleigh, sir. from Miss March (2009)
Oh! You're pooping! from Miss March (2009)
Oh. Oh, uh from Miss March (2009)
Oh. Right there. Katja! from Miss March (2009)
Oh.! Candace.! from Miss March (2009)
Okay, buddy, nowjust hold still. from Miss March (2009)
Okay, but in a few weeks from Miss March (2009)
Okay, bye. from Miss March (2009)
Okay, looking good. Looking good. from Miss March (2009)
Okay, man. from Miss March (2009)
Okay, Mr. Hefner. Thanks for the talk. from Miss March (2009)
Okay, that's terrible, but why do we have to get out of town like this? from Miss March (2009)
Okay, Tucker, have you put any thought into this at all? from Miss March (2009)
Okay, Tucker, what is going on? What's wrong with your balls? from Miss March (2009)
Okay, Tucker. You win. from Miss March (2009)
Okay, well, not one part of that was correct, so let me ask you this. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Bye. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Fine. Do me a favor and keep your eyes peeled for Cindi, all right? from Miss March (2009)
Okay. First things first. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Good luck. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Hef s orders: All stalkers out of the mansion. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Here's the plan. I'm gonna go use the little girls'room. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Horsedick, you couldn't have "hit" all of them. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. I just have a question. Why didn't you call me when I woke up in the hospital? from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Seven bucks. from Miss March (2009)
Okay. Well, at least we have a plan now Horsedick. from Miss March (2009)
On, uh, Wednesday. from Miss March (2009)
Once you find someone that you truly love. from Miss March (2009)
One afternoon while my mother was babysitting for Craig, the baby set the house on fire. from Miss March (2009)
One of our trucks saw them heading into Los Angeles. from Miss March (2009)
Or what's her most embarrassing moment? from Miss March (2009)
Or you can go enjoy yourself and have sex. from Miss March (2009)
Our childhood friendship blossomed into a romance by high school. from Miss March (2009)
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! from Miss March (2009)
Ow! from Miss March (2009)
Ow! Ah. from Miss March (2009)
Ow! Let me go! Ow! from Miss March (2009)
Ow. I don't wanna. from Miss March (2009)
Oww! from Miss March (2009)
Pack your bags, Eugene. I found her. from Miss March (2009)
Pendejo.! from Miss March (2009)
People are assholes. from Miss March (2009)
Playmate of the Year, 2007? from Miss March (2009)
Plus, it's kind of hot. She, like, vibrates. from Miss March (2009)
Policia! He's not ready.! from Miss March (2009)
Power and leisure. from Miss March (2009)
Power and leisure. from Miss March (2009)
Pretty good. Hey, those are our dates. Hey, lesbians! from Miss March (2009)
Puddles, go to the bathroom. from Miss March (2009)
Put him down! from Miss March (2009)
Put it on. from Miss March (2009)
Quick! To the second floor! from Miss March (2009)
Really? from Miss March (2009)
Really? Again? from Miss March (2009)
Really? Wh I'm not shaving my cock. from Miss March (2009)
Relax. Your girlfriend's gonna know it wasn't you. She knows your deal. from Miss March (2009)
Respect. from Miss March (2009)
Ridiculous. from Miss March (2009)
Right there. from Miss March (2009)
Roll up your window! Roll up your window! from Miss March (2009)
Rub up? Strippers? from Miss March (2009)
Said that 90% of the reason that relationships fall apart... from Miss March (2009)
Sara Jean Underwood... from Miss March (2009)
Say it. Power and leisure. from Miss March (2009)
Say that with me from Miss March (2009)
See, I was just hangin'out with Hef... from Miss March (2009)
See? I told you Horsedick would hook us up. from Miss March (2009)
See? That's stupid. from Miss March (2009)
Seven bucks should be enough to feed the both of us. from Miss March (2009)
Shave your cock. from Miss March (2009)
She is great. It's just from Miss March (2009)
She slept with a shallow, ignorant asshole like that! from Miss March (2009)
She slept with him. from Miss March (2009)
She was around for a little while... from Miss March (2009)
She was chompin' down on my dick like it was a hot dog eating contest... from Miss March (2009)
She was whipping her hair around, sticking her butt up in the air. from Miss March (2009)
She's changed, man. She's all growed up. from Miss March (2009)
She's not gone, man. She just had sex with a guy. from Miss March (2009)
She's not just some trophy. She's the total package. from Miss March (2009)
She's somethin' else, all right. from Miss March (2009)
She's still Cindi. from Miss March (2009)
She's trying to kill you. from Miss March (2009)
She's upstairs waiting for me right now. from Miss March (2009)
Sheila! from Miss March (2009)
Shh.! from Miss March (2009)
Shit. Where's my pepper spray? from Miss March (2009)
Should call you Poopy Pants. from Miss March (2009)
Shut up, Eugene. This song is awesome. from Miss March (2009)
Shut up. Don't open it. from Miss March (2009)
Sir, may I help you? from Miss March (2009)
Smoking a pipe is the equivalent of wearing a fine tuxedo. from Miss March (2009)
So all that you'll need to recover from is from the effects of the coma itself. from Miss March (2009)
So anyway, then she kind of started to get into it. from Miss March (2009)
So I took him home with me and I've slowly been nursing him back to health. from Miss March (2009)
So thank you, but I'm gonna wait. from Miss March (2009)
So that's why, you know, I'm a dog now. from Miss March (2009)
So the least I can do is look past yours. from Miss March (2009)
So the party's Saturday night. That means we have to catch a plane Saturday morning. from Miss March (2009)
So we can get crazy in the backseat... from Miss March (2009)
So we got tanked at this really nice restaurant and then ditched out on the check. from Miss March (2009)
So we have an hour till this thing starts. You know where the mansion is? from Miss March (2009)
So we need you boys to drive the car to Los Angeles... from Miss March (2009)
So we're goin'at it there in the driveway, and she's, like... from Miss March (2009)
So you can finally rub up on all those strippers you've been dreaming about your whole life. from Miss March (2009)
So you can go and trudge through it like it's a chore and end up hurting her feelings... from Miss March (2009)
So you guys are like You're good now? from Miss March (2009)
So you're either gonna fuck one of them girls, or you smoke this "J." from Miss March (2009)
So, this Saturday all the Playmates, including Cindi... from Miss March (2009)
So, Tucker, I got you an anniversary present. from Miss March (2009)
So, what about you and Cindi? from Miss March (2009)
So, where are we going after this? from Miss March (2009)
So, you you have a girlfriend. from Miss March (2009)
So? from Miss March (2009)
Some girls will even have s make love to dogs on the Internet. from Miss March (2009)
Some loser lost his jerk Labrador... from Miss March (2009)
Someone will stop. Don't worry, dude. Things work out. from Miss March (2009)
Something wrong? from Miss March (2009)
Sorry about that. from Miss March (2009)
Sorry about this, fellas. from Miss March (2009)
Sorry, miss. It just really sticks in my craw when people disrespect women. from Miss March (2009)
Sorry. Anyway, I'll let you get some rest. from Miss March (2009)
Speak. from Miss March (2009)
Stop! You can't take the mister! from Miss March (2009)
Stupid firemen. from Miss March (2009)
Sure there is. All right, men. Keep your eyes peeled. from Miss March (2009)
Sure, no sweat. Just fill her up for me. from Miss March (2009)
Sure, no sweat. Just fill her up for me. from Miss March (2009)
Sure. from Miss March (2009)
Sweet. New playboy. from Miss March (2009)
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