Crazy People (1990) Edit

A brother who was to fly in on wings and whisk you away...

A free plant for fat slobs?

A mental institution?

About the product, you fucking idiot.

Actually, I have a fear of everything.

Ad two in the New York campaign. "There were fewer murders last year."

Adam! I knew it!

Adam's in the army now.

Ads may be a more vital stimulus than we realise.

Ah, Sony!

All I wanted was a '76 GLE. It has a lousy blue book value of 900 bucks.

All right!

And gallivant around in little blue hospital slippers. OK?

And how different people see different things in different ways.

And I mean everything!

And not stop until we get very old.

And now forward.

And reassigned to an institution that doesn't get too much sunlight.

And who I could believe in, but the whole thing fell through.

Anything that would take me out of art therapy.

Are you telling me that after all they've done you're giving them pens?

Aris, say something honest.

As compared with the '73 Saab 96 LS.

As years pass here, you do begin to wonder what's real.

Ask for something you know in your heart you really want.

Back to you, Earl.

Bauman won't accept anything without written authorisation.

Baylor's gone. You're gone. This is making me way too sad.

Because!

Began as a vision I had as a young ad man in Milwaukee.

Better not be any singles' functions.

Blue. I like blue.

Bony.

Bruce, it's not a contest.

Bullshit. They're motivated by greed.

But for a sense of community, hello, how are you?

But now I'm safe here.

But wait a minute.

But we can't, hello. We don't know how to write ads any more.

But your medical files arrived this morning.

Buy him some flowers. If you want your job back, get him back.

By hanging around with people who talk to themselves

By the way, I have a fear of woods.

Bye, Manny.

Can I see the Chrysler proofs?

Can you help us?

Can't we just say something...?

Car ads need real punch, they need real sexiness.

Caucasians are too tall and gangly.

Charles F Drucker has single handedly changed the face of advertising.

Cheri went to the cleaners.

Cigarette companies have been romanticising smoking for years.

Come on, come on.

Come on, George!

Come on! Go! If you'd just go, there wouldn't be traffic!

Condos scare millions of people every day.

Correct, hello, but, hello, we have to hit it in a way, hello,

Day room, half an hour. Try and relax.

Did she show you those letters from her brother in the army?

Did somebody fart?

Did that just happen? Hello?

Did you promise other guys that you would leave with them?

Do you forgive me?

Do you have any idea how much you're hurting me?

Do you know anyone who soaks their hands in dish soap?

Do you want to tell me anything?

Don't go. I don't think I can handle this creatively.

Don't kid me. You were pining away for that princess.

Don't leave before me. You don't have to do it, but tell me you will.

Don't you think they'd feel bad if we leave them behind?

Dr Baylor is no longer employed here.

Drucker!

Emory Leeson is an advertising genius.

Emory, come here. Listen to this.

Emory, come here. Look at this. OK, all right. You ready?

Emory, come on, man. Hey, new meat.

Emory, if you don't agree, Drucker's just going to cancel your insurance.

Emory, look, dandelions.

Emory, please, don't rock the boat.

Emory, why do you think you're here?

Emory!

Emory's right. Black pens with gold trim don't spell "thank you" to me.

Every ad agency would like a crack at what I'm about to do.

Everybody's always so sure. Certainty is bullshit. Everybody's just hoping.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Explain our position to these people.

Family? What family?

Farewell, my darling!

Feelings that we feel versus feelings that we don't.

Fine.

First a mental institution. Now rain.

First you got rid of Dr Baylor. Then you got rid of Emory.

Formerly, only boredom and mania were available to us.

George Cartelli has said nothing but hello since 1977. Now he talks!

George, get your case!

George?

George? That means "Let's go!"

Get off the phone! Put your window up, too. Thank you.

Get out of here! You're jaywalking!

Get the aspirin. Forget the shampoo.

Get the hell out there after them.

Go.

God! Great! Great!

God! Great! Great!

Goodbye, you knuckleheads!

Goodbye! Goodbye!

Great news. I am over that block. The problem was psychological.

Great. It's great.

Guys, go get 'em!

Happy trails!

Has brought movie audiences out in record numbers.

Have turned out for a movie called The Freak,

Have you any connections in the ballet world? I love the ballet.

Have you ever even heard from him?

He told me they were unloading all those issues.

He's a lunatic. We call him Saabs.

He's like an annoying relative who keeps coming over to eat.

He's promised to come and get me when his tour of duty is up.

Hello

Hello, could Emory have a point? Hello? How's it hanging?

Hello, hello, hello

Hello, hello, hello

Hello, Mom. Guess where I'm calling from? Hello, how the hell are you?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. I'm fat. Do you have any ficus trees?

Hello... Goodbye! Goodbye!

Her brother? Are you going to contact her brother?

Her calls are being referred to Dr Koch. I'll connect you.

Here's a gift. It's a comb.

Hey, come on. Let's sketch.

Hey, I thought up "hello". That's mine.

Hey, look out behind you!

Hey, Steve, we have eight people here,

Hey, we could create our own company, of course!

Hi, I'm Dr Baylor.

Hi, new person. I'm Judge.

Hi.

Honesty, the truth!

Hook, I need the right hook, that's all.

Hoping and believing is not lying.

How about this? "Hello. Buy a Porsche."

How about we say, "It robs your hair of body, but please use it anyway"?

How about, "Bayer Aspirin, we hope it's the best"?

How can we be getting so romantic so fast

How do I stop it?

How do we know that? Every aspirin says something like that!

How do we show someone we care?

How much can you say about a Chrysler and still be honest?

How often have we seen a travel ad

I agreed to sign a contract with the Drucker firm.

I also hate vinyl. Am I off the point here?

I also have a fear of open places.

I am admitting someone to a mental institution.

I am an executive. I shouldn't be here.

I appreciate the kind and Christian offer, but no, thanks.

I can have something pretty honest for you by Tuesday.

I can't forget about that.

I can't go. I can't make any more changes until my brother comes.

I can't take anyone with me.

I care about you, and you're going to leave!

I did not say "wings". I never said "wings".

I didn't want to take the chance of expressing that to you.

I don't believe that jerk!

I don't believe this.

I don't have the problems associated with prettiness.

I don't know about the plant, sir.

I don't know what anybody could do for me in this situation.

I don't know, but we're going to look for this number

I don't like it here any more.

I don't like Italian food.

I don't think I'd do a good job. I don't agree with it.

I don't think this is the best time for that, clinically.

I feel stronger now.

I feel... sad for Emory.

I got it, I got it, I got it!

I got it, I got it.

I got one for Porsche.

I got sad, so sad I couldn't do anything, practically.

I guess so. How did you know where to find me?

I guess we lost that job!

I had some bad experiences.

I hate art therapy. I hate art! I hate those little figurines!

I have a brother. He'll be flying in to take me away.

I have two completely different sized feet.

I hear you're going to leave. I don't like the idea.

I hope there's a Saab there. I currently don't see one.

I hope to God there's a Saab. I don't see one.

I knew we were fat. We're not slobs. Hello?

I know a place where they learn your name after you've spent $10,000.

I know underneath he feels bad about being here.

I know what the ad said!

I like that! Look at this, will you?

I like... small boys.

I love my work. I have to position the products right in my mind.

I love the little shoes they wear. I can't help myself any more.

I love the little shoes they wear. I can't help myself any more.

I love trust. Trust is a beautiful thing.

I may have a block. There never seems to be enough time.

I mean, is everything OK with Cheri?

I never felt I could get in with the really appealing people.

I really need you now. This is no joke.

I see people walking around in blue slippers.

I think you know how seriously I mean that.

I thought this would appeal to a no nonsense consumer.

I thought we were just making it sound honest.

I told her I loved her. She said I didn't love intelligently.

I want the honesty.

I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York Times.

I want to know what you're going to give them.

I went to school for this, OK?

I will gladly sign, but I'm late. I have to make a phone call.

I will not let you interfere with this girl.

I will.

I would have to leave a forwarding address with the Post Office.

I would have to leave a forwarding address with the Post Office.

I would have to rent an apartment or a condo. God, that scares me.

I'd be there. I'd be the man standing next to you.

I'd have to go over the rules again in general. Emory, I'm scared!

I'd have to go to the DMV.

I'd want to know that you'd be there.

I'll be unable to consult with your company.

I'll get you 24 hour care. Friendly women will come to your house.

I'll handle whatever their concerns are.

I'll see that you're placed with people you're comfortable with.

I'll use the phone. They're great for that sort of thing.

I'm 100 miles away. What am I supposed to do?

I'm calling her brother to make arrangements.

I'm dreaming. That's what I normally schedule for this hour.

I'm going to miss you guys. Thanks. OK, we can go now. See you.

I'm going to run some Caucasians down today.

I'm not saying it's possible. It might be interesting.

I'm packed. Hello, how's the family?

I'm sorry, but, you know...

I'm telling you, we can do things.

I'm trying. I haven't moved in ten minutes.

I've always felt that trees are in some way displeased with me.

I've been saving this.

I've never heard George say anything but hello, or seen them so excited.

If everybody moved this much, we'd be in the city by now!

If Kathy leaves, it might jeopardise your relationship with Drucker.

If we don't support her now, it could seriously set her back.

If we win this account, we'll be eligible for bonds and stock options.

If you don't come up with the best ads ever, I'll have you broken up

IF YOU DON'T USE IT, YOU'LL GET CANCER AND DIE.

If you leave early, you're not going to have an employer.

IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU'RE FAT.

If you need more, we can send them out.

If you're risking cancer, shouldn't your cigarette deliver real flavour?

If your mother soaked her hands in dish soap, you'd call an ambulance.

In 50 minutes, there'll be a lot of military personnel

In fact, you're off everybody's case. You just got fired, young lady.

In Paris, they have contests. They're eligible for huge prizes.

Inside the window!

Inside, you'll find about 119 hellos. They should last you into the summer.

Is that enough fucking punch for you?

Is this some fucking joke?

It can't be that difficult.

It could. Who here wants to be an ad man?

It doesn't do anything for hair. It robs hair of body. Shampoos do.

It doesn't sound like she liked you very much.

It has resulted in a run on products, from luxury cars to bulk softeners.

IT HELPS YOU GO TO THE TOILET.

It was terrible. Very upsetting. Please adjust my eyebrows.

It wouldn't have been appropriate

It's 127 flights.

It's a female thing. We say it a few times.

It's an opportunity to show someone that we care.

It's boring. Not true.

It's lovely. Absolutely wonderful.

It's not easy for me to digest that any more.

It's not totally fleshed out yet.

It's the only way this could have been handled.

It's the only word he has affection for. Hello.

It's the rear view mirror from my BMW. I'd like you to have it.

It's working. For the first time, these people have something to do.

Jesus Christ, those cars are theirs.

Just relax, settle in, make yourself comfortable in here.

Kathy Burgess has some new ideas

Kathy feels ready to leave the hospital.

Kathy!

Keep walking. There's a special place I want you to see.

Keeping me up on what's going on and when he's coming to get me.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mr Yumio Yamashita

Leave this room.

Leeson? Get rid of him.

Let me tell them. He's going to try to get you covenants with guarantees.

Let's discuss the fuel injection system of the 900 series,

Let's face it, Steve. You and I lie for a living.

Let's go for a walk. I'm taking you home.

Let's go see your room.

Let's go, for God's sake!

Let's go, pal. There's something I want to show you.

Let's level with America.

Let's not fool the public any more. Let's not lie, Steve.

Like you would say to your mother.

Look how far the Caucasians' eyes are from the integrated circuitry.

Look, there they are. Hey, come on!

Look!

Lying in my work, lying in my relationships,

Lying to myself.

Make that seven, who want to see the New York City Ballet on the 5th.

Marie Curie was shy and had bad skin and damaged hair.

Marvellous, Kathy!

Maybe I can. Maybe I should think about leaving.

Maybe, but the crazy stuff you wrote got printed. Your ads are a huge hit.

Maybe... I want help.

Me, too.

Me? Well, I... I have a whole life to rebuild.

Money's good.

Mort wants to be a comedy writer and move to Hollywood.

Mr Bachman! Mr Bachman...

My brother had a girl like that. She ruined his life.

My medical opinion differs from yours.

My parents died when I was young.

My problems will not be solved

No holds barred.

No, these cars do not belong here. I cannot accept these.

No, this could take years. I'm in very serious shape. I'm fucking nuts!

Nobody cares about Lee lacocca.

Nobody ever asked us for help before.

Nobody writes here, but Adam writes me two letters a week,

Normally, we start a new patient on a ten day observation period.

Not the first male patient she's brought to her special place.

Now my ads are successful.

Now twist to the right. Great.

Now we're going to play hardball. I'm going to negotiate contracts.

Now, just wait a minute.

Now, we want to be honest.

Of overwhelming recognition.

Of writing complicated novels.

Oh, boy. I'd have to go slow.

Oh, come on. You cannot have sex with a Saab.

Oh, God!

Oh, you eyebrow miracle worker!

OK er than ever. For crying out loud...

OK, how about this?

OK, keep it down. This is still a hospital.

OK, let's move our arms back. Good. Nice big circles.

Olander?

On my evaluation, she's not ready to appear.

Output will increase, but so will our control.

Pack up your office, and do it quietly.

Pens.

People have questions about advertising, they ask you.

People who use car phones annoy other drivers.

Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back.

Put the belt on! Everybody ready?

Really? Strong enough to leave?

Remember Jerry Kleiner in Marketing, pissing down elevator shafts?

Saab changed from electronic fuel injection to continuous injection,

Say you want to do a market analysis for electronic items...

She can be released by appearing before a Patient's Review Board.

She just had trouble showing it.

She took the d****s, the appliances, the rugs?

She's already draining me and I didn't even meet her.

She's pretty. It's always the pretty ones.

Shit! She knew that from before!

Shouldn't something that might make you die taste great?

Show you appreciate what they've done.

Sir, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

Sir, I don't think they're capable.

Sir, I literally wouldn't wait another second.

Smile and spit the juice at me.

So you believe me?

So, it is with great personal satisfaction

Sometimes you get a little craziness. It's all part of the charm.

Somewhat fancy ballpoint pens.

Sony. Because Caucasians are just too damn tall.

Sorry I called you a shit box.

Sorry, folks, I haven't any more.

Sorry, this is for something else, not Sony. Bruce?

Stop the car, Kathy! Stop the car!

Sure you will. You're off her case.

Take a look. They're very interested in naming this after you.

Take it up, OK?

Talk to me tomorrow.

Talk to me!

Thank you for having us here, gentlemen and lady.

Thank you, Manuel. Thank you very much.

Thank you, thank you.

Thanks, Dr Baylor.

Thanks.

Thanks. Hey, Steve. The supplies and staff you sent were perfect.

That Charles F Drucker & Associates presents you with a token

That Greek tourist bureau and United Airlines. You have 24 hours.

That happens to authors after 80 or 100 years

That makes the product memorable.

That was mine! That was mine!

That was Mort. Everybody's working up the storyboards for the commercials.

That was not yours. I've worked my tail off on this account.

That worked.

That's all he'll talk about. Saabs, old models, 1971, 1988.

That's devotion.

That's good.

That's group therapy. I know this is a mental institution.

That's it. You might try Puerto Rico. Sorry!

That's more like it.

That's right. I said no.

That's telling 'em, Saabs! Great!

That's unfortunate. You're not going anywhere.

That's what all of these ads mean. Men buy these cars because of it.

That's what's the matter with me, you bloody idiot.

That's why I came here.

That's why Sony products are better.

That's why they'd be happy for us, you know.

That's wonderful!

The Bahamas makes no sexual guarantee of any kind.

The benefits were to be psychological, not financial.

The Drucker Company has agreed

The French pride themselves on being annoying.

The Japanese, the Japanese, the Japanese...

The Japanese, they're short.

The most powerful consumer electronics firm on this planet.

The staff is friendly. Mental health is so important.

Their eyes are closer to the electronics than many other nationalities'.

Then ask for what you want.

Then get Dr Baylor's evaluation.

Then she just left, suddenly. She took everything.

Then, with the consent of a relative or conservator,

There are details to take care of. You will need to sign some papers.

There are some things I'm not sure of.

There's a performance of Swan Lake on the 5th.

There's a run on Metamucil. I don't know where they have any.

There's huge money at stake. Huge amounts!

There's nothing for me out there any more.

These can't be late.

These girls would call me over, chew liquorice,

These people are dysfunctional!

These people wouldn't kill a person?

They are boxy. An intelligent buyer knows that.

They can still have the cars. They've worked for them. They deserve them!

They confused me here.

They deserved pens, we gave them cars. Fuck them. Yes.

They don't give us any respect.

They have trouble showing their love.

They have trouble with packages, with their car, with shoes.

They promised us the ballet.

They put medical disclaimers on the package.

They smell like G**** Nuts. You have the sexiest hands I've ever seen.

They split my brother Adam and I up. He was my best friend.

They want me to take my job back. I don't want to go.

They were right here on your desk.

They weren't supposed to start all the time.

They're here.

They're not going to pay my insurance unless I start writing again.

They're not sporty. The people who drive them don't look normal.

They're paid for and unloaded. I got the worksheets here.

They're rich.

Think aspirin.

This business agreement with Drucker had a the****utic purpose.

This honesty is a terrific concept.

This is a building proposal.

This is about generosity of spirit. They worked hard for you.

This is Connie Vega Margolis in Mineola.

This is harder to believe than ever. Why didn't you say it like this before?

This is insane.

This is lovely. Truth in travel?

This is not your medical opinion. This is your financial opinion.

This is very OK. This is the type of thing that goes on.

This is wrong. What they are doing to you is wrong.

This mouthwash kills germs. This dish washing liquid softens hands.

This no nonsense approach appeals to a new consumer

This was an experiment in psychiatry.

Those people are taking advantage of you. Something has to be done!

To attribute our success to a mental institution.

To be fucked up for life, that's what it costs!

To experience this phenomenon.

To fund and construct a new wing with a medical library, here.

To work for us.

Today we're going to talk about feelings.

Total honesty in advertising

Trucks will come to your house and drop piles of cash on your porch.

Try the area around that little barn.

Until they're consuming your product because they can't escape it.

Use the familiar "hello" at the top of the letter, and at the bottom.

Very bad.

Vita Flex Diet Systems. Your order?

Wait a minute!

We are dependent on a bunch of lunatics in a nut house?

We are here at the Mineola Theatre where record numbers

We are looking forward to seeing how you have tailored your approach

We can do it together.

We can do whatever the heck we want.

We can let him know that we care, that we're his friends.

We can market a product before you've produced it.

We can't level, you crazy bastard. We're in advertising.

We could have people for a barbecue.

We could invite Mort, Saabs and Mr Hsu.

We could write ads with you.

We don't know much about it. I want to get you out of here.

We go live to Long Island where one no nonsense ad

We got lucky. Making noise at this point is just not worth it.

We have a purpose now, things to do.

We have quite a few executives here. Come on.

We have someone new. Emory Leeson. How do you feel about that?

We have to emphasise the product.

We love you. If you attempt to leave, we will try to kill you.

We make recommendations regarding additional treatment.

We sent him there. In three weeks, he was back to normal.

We talked about clay and we talked about primary colours.

We talked about drawing

We welcome them this morning.

We'd have baby back ribs.

We'll get each one to think they're special.

We'll have box seats at the ballet. He'll bring the tickets Thursday.

We'll have it back. It's my sister. It's an emergency.

We'll have to go back to art therapy.

We'll screw them to get your package there on time.

We're coming back. They limit the time you spend there.

We're fat. We're tired of sweating on cool days.

We're in a critical spot and I need to know if you're having a problem.

We're maniacs. Ask around.

We're not working for respect, hello,

We're shit. We're nobodies in the big parade.

Well, I do.

Well, I have fears of being in closed places.

Well, I realised I was lying all the time.

Well, I was an ad man, an ad writer.

Well, let's work on that Sony ad.

Well, no, she...

Well, she was cute. Cuteness is very important to a relationship.

What a wonderful word

What about me, Kathy?

What about my ballet tickets?

What about your brother?

What are we really saying?

What are you doing in here?

What area, sir?

What can we do for Emory to make him feel better?

What can we say about Sony? What can we say about the Japanese?

What does that mean? How could you have stayed with this princess?

What happened?

What the fuck are we going to do with pens?

What the hell is this?

What went down?

What would have been the big freaking deal?

What's the matter with me? You're in front of me.

When he does, I'll leave. Till then, I stick around.

Where do you think she might be?

Where's your partner? Haven't seen that little Englishman in a week.

Which has promised to, well, mess you up for life.

Which is why we haven't spent any time with you.

Which required 28 pounds of fuel pressure to start the car.

Who ever heard of advertising that a car is boxy? Who?

Who represents the Sony Corporation,

Who wants to be dealt with honestly.

Why are you running from me?

Why don't we jump right in?

Why don't we just say,

Why don't we save questions...?

Why not stick it right into the advertising? Manuel?

Why not?

Why not? It's true, isn't it?

Why? Kathy, because you made an impact in my life.

Will you stay?

With a caption that reads, "Come to the Bahamas"?

With a suntan oil lubricated girl in a bikini slipping into the ocean,

With snack foods, you have to drill, drill, drill that target audience

With some people, living with them is hard, leaving them is hard.

Without any courtship or anything?

Wondering where this chopper is.

Wow! I'm fired up!

Wrong, completely off. Goddammit!

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. I don't believe it! He's taken all the credit.

Yeah, that's bad, because it stains.

Yeah, we just need to get a client!

Yeah, what a great day that was!

Yeah. Yeah, but I'll need slippers.

Yes, we are in the country. I smell mountains.

Yes!

Yo, Em!

You are so fired, it is unbelievable.

You at least are beautiful and poetic.

You better hope they glow tomorrow.

You better pray that I get this company back here.

You can hear it wherever you go...

You can't do this to Kathy. I'll contact her family.

You did a lot of silent farting in the car. You're not perfect either!

You didn't even want to come here!

You don't have a thing, do you? What is going on here?

You don't have to admit that you're ugly.

You don't seem like the other people. Why are you here?

You don't think so?

You got some very good friends.

You have to do this. You have to leave here tomorrow.

You heard him. We want the old stuff and fast.

You lied to them, to me and all of us.

You look great. You look a lot better than you did a week ago.

You said you cared for me. If you care for somebody, you trust them.

You said you were on top of this!

You sat in front of millions of people on TV and had the gall...!

You turned the hospital upside down to keep one patient?

You were specific about your destination.

You were supposed to show me before the meeting. These better be great.

You would not believe how far.

You write slogans that go next to pictures in magazines.

You, get up there!

You'd recognise me. I'd be the one who was smiling.

You're crazy. Crazy people stay here.

You're fired. Let's get out of here.

You're my partner and you have a responsibility to me.

You're not shit, and you shouldn't let anyone treat you like you are.

You're not the first she's fooled, not the first she's sought help from,

You're not waiting for anyone, are you? You're staying here.

You're putting me in here because I'm short.

You're ready to leave. I can't wait. But you're not taking anyone.

You're the first person I've ever let into my room. Tell me you'll wait.

You're wasting your time.

You've been asking me to pin my hopes on a fictitious situation.

You've been here a long time, haven't you?

You've been lying so long, you don't even know the difference any more!

You've been there. Hold me.

You've got mental patients with secretaries?

You've got until tomorrow.

Your employer is putting you in here.

Your honest approach to advertising has caught the world's attention.

Your lunatics look crappy. Can't you give them something to spice them up?

Your other little leprechauns will take care of everything.

"AT&T..." Kathy, move.

"Be safe instead of sexy." Right.

"Come in the Bahamas." Yikes.

Absolutely. So I can't be there right now.

Afternoon, sir. Yes, sir.

Ask him about the ballet tickets. Hold on.

Bennington Hospital. Kathy Burgess, please.

Call her in the morning. This is paper, right?

Can we do something to help? I would help.

Can we write an ad now? Sure.

Come on, hit it where he ain't! I got it!

Come on! That's real!

Did you write the letters or not? I certainly don't think so!

Do you know what they make off us? Who cares?

Dr Koch? Get Dr Baylor in my office.

Everyone needs recognition. These people are confined.

Excuse me? I said, "Fuck them."

Financial compensation was never... This is not about money.

Fuck. Thank you, Bruce. Thank you.

Get these cars out of here. Leave those cars where they are.

Girls used to ostracise me. That happens to everyone.

Give me an example of a feeling. Scallops.

Go! Yes, sir. Bye bye.

Good afternoon, everyone. Hello.

Good. Alert the medical journals. They're coming out of their shells.

Gotta go. I'm almost home. Excuse me.

Great! What are those? They're contracts for jobs.

Great. OK. What?

He runs the company! I don't even like Chryslers.

He said I was interesting. I heard.

Hello, I want to go with you. Well, you can't, George.

Hello, I'm William Holden. Take me away. I'll buy you dinner.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. I got it.

Here we are. Hello.

Hey, Bruce. I'm on the phone.

Hey, George! Hello.

Hey, you guys. Hey! Bruce!

Hi. I got it.

How about a car ad? Great.

How are you today, Dr Baylor? Good afternoon, Dr Baylor.

I already have a pen. It's a Bic. I have a question.

I can take care of this. You have taken care of enough.

I can't afford this. The company will pay.

I can't do it! Come on, Kathy.

I do have questions... No, this is a closet.

I do my own nails. Your knuckles are breathtaking.

I got a delivery to make. Hey, did you see that?

I got it, I got it! Nice, nice.

I got something to tell you. Fax it.

I have to leave the hospital. What makes you say that?

I know we could do it. Do? We'd have to do things?

I like Larry King. I mean Drucker. He took the credit.

I really hope you get help here. Well, I'm hoping that...

I want him back. He's in the hospital, sir.

I'll buy you a restaurant. I have to go.

I'm Emory. I know.

I'm lost. Gentlemen, you are wasting my time.

I'm lost. I'm completely lost.

I'm lost. I'm totally lost. George only says hello.

I'm not! I know you're going to leave!

I'm nuts. Oh.

I've got some great news. Talk to me in three weeks.

Incidentally, you're crazy. Also true!

It's after hours. This is important!

It's better if you do that. This happens with lunatics.

It's plastic. Manny!

It's real! It's real! What are you talking about?

Judge. I've got it.

Jump into what? I don't know.

Kath, Bruce. Hi.

Kathy wants to leave. She needs to be here. She knows it.

Kathy! Leave me alone!

Kathy! She must hate ballet.

Keep these people happy and intact. What about Emory?

Killer. What is that?

Let me just explain. We own luxury cars!

Look! Surprise!

Lori? Yeah?

Mr Leeson? Yes.

My favourite is the '76 GLE. They didn't start half the time!

Negativo. Forget it.

No. What do you mean?

Nobody runs out of those. It's more complicated than that.

Not smart. I object!

Not sure. Get him off of there.

Of course. Come on.

Of course. Don't let's run.

Oh. I'm Latino and I enjoy it.

OK. They'll be thrilled!

Perfect! Stephen Bachman.

Please hold me. I am holding you.

Right! Yeah!

Right. The box is cute?

She took all her belongings? Yes, she's very insecure.

She wrote those herself. You know that isn't true.

Shut the fuck up! He decided to rock the boat.

Sir...? No.

Sir...? What happened?

So do we! What are we going to get?

So... Don't go, Em.

Something important has happened! I administrate a hospital!

Something's real. It's good.

Steve, where's Emory? I'll be right in. Go ahead.

Tell Bauman you have my verbal OK. OK.

That is no excuse. All right, enough.

That was mine. Yes, "hello" was George's.

That's great, Bruce, thank you. Here, it's a hello box.

That's great. You like it?

The box is cute. This is truly nuts.

The citrus juicer, maps. That's terrible.

The gorilla says, "Fine!" I'm Manuel Robles.

The Post Office enjoys that stuff. The Post Office sucks!

There was a Jew and a gorilla... The lane shift separates...

They deliver the cars? Yes, sir. It worked.

They know they don't have a ball? Of course.

They're so alive now. Do you mind? Hello. We're working.

This is a very good thing. Good twisting.

This is getting scary. This is what?

Three weeks? The word is you're running dry.

Viva Robles! That was brilliant.

Way to go, shit box. Brilliant, shit box.

We can hire special interpreters. I'd have to shop.