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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963) Adventure

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963) Adventure

"It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" is a comedic adventure film released in 1963. Directed by Stanley Kramer, it features an ensemble cast that includes comedy legends such as Spencer Tracy, Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Ethel Merman, Mickey Rooney, and many more. The film follows the escapades of a group of motorists who become obsessed with finding a stolen fortune hidden somewhere in the outskirts of California.

With its witty dialogue, slapstick humor, and thrilling chase sequences, "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" has become a beloved classic of its genre. Whether you're a fan of vintage comedy or just craving a good adventure, this film is sure to entertain. You can now enjoy and download the sounds of this madcap adventure here, immersing yourself in the hilarious antics and chaotic fun that await you in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World."

A bug! Get him off! [screams]
A total of eight shares, giving you $112,000.
About five minutes ago.
Aerial report that the man, Otto Meyer, had an accident.
After all, it was he who found it.
Against it?
Ah, dear.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! [laughs] Good old Mom. Hello!
Aircraft calling Rancho Conejo Tower, this is Rancho Conejo Tower.
Airport just reported and they're starting an approach now.
All I want you to do is make all the preparations...
All right, look. You're a little boy.
All right, you'll see. You'll see.
All right!
All right!
All right! Here I come!
All right.
All right. Come on.
All right. Okay.
All set, Chief.
All she has to do is get to a telephone, my brother in law will get there first.
All units...
All very hush hush and whoosh whoosh.
Aloysius, I'll never forget you for this.
Aloysius, the guy is just being clever. You can't...
Am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly, work the radio?
An ambulance... We ought to call an ambulance.
An awful jam. Listen. Hello?
And a Crockett County unit has got them under observation.
And bought picks and shovels.
And don't let them kid you. Don't let them kid you.
And every woman for himself?
And I don't really think that personal rancor...
And I give you my word, that's exactly where everybody's going...
And I want it in my hands in 15 minutes...
And it's been there... And it's been laying there for 15 years.
And not get excited or do anything foolish.
And that is, every man...
And the only reason that you 10 idiots...
And then you fix yourselves all up.
And then...
And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms.
And this Sylvester Marcus, the one the old lady called...
And we can come to some conclusion like intelligent people.
And we're ready to book 'em for withholding information...
And what's all this got to do with you, if you don't mind telling me?
And when you pass the word...
And you can't make your approach until you've made a long slow turnaround...
And you know what?
And you, by yourself, you get $56,000...
And... Sylvester! It's Sylvester! Turn around, you idiot!
Anything you have to say about your mother in law...
Are Russell and Emmeline with you?
Are you a pilot? Is there a plane around?
Are you a police officer?
Are you crazy?
Are you English? Just answer me!
Are you kidding? Isn't it obvious?
Are you saying something against America?
Are you sure he didn't say something you've forgotten?
As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated.
Atta boy, baby.
Aw, that's tough. Oh!
Baby, how about a beer or something? Man, I feel like...
Back in the back.
Be calm. This is it. Just one minute more, it'll be all over.
Be careful of him. He's not normal.
Because everything is going to be all right.
Because if you don't, I'm afraid what might...
Been enjoying a spot of leave from Vandenberg.
Before I say anything else...
Before I say anything else...
Before you can start that long slow turn.
Benjy, don't freeze.
Benjy, turn around, sit still.
Benjy!
Benjy! Did you see anything, pal?
Benjy! Here comes a restaurant!
Besides, we can't be certain they'll be there.
Better have some of the other units intercept. Over.
Billie Sue, wait one minute, will you?
Billie Sue! Listen to your mother!
Boy, the way he just sailed out there...
Boy.
Bring it up here!
Bulls all over the place.
Burglar alarm!
Buried under this big W.
But because you're not interested, we'll wait for another car.
But before he died, some people stopped to help him.
But don't look at me, move it. You could be gassing up.
But don't stand there, hop in the car. Hurry kid, I got to get out of here!
But if we all find the money first and turn it in, we're all in the clear.
But if you could help us, I'm sure we'd all be inspired...
But if, instead of my turning you in...
But just keep calm. That's all we'll do.
But no matter how you figure it out, I still don't get as much as anybody else.
But no matter what happens to us, I hope what happens to you will be worse.
But the moment anybody gets to where they're going...
But this is a girl's bike. This is for a little girl.
But what a deal.
But why did Smiler head east when he made his break...
But you've got to give us those keys or you'll force us to take them from you!
Cab!
Cactus. It's rather a hobby of mine.
Calling Capt. Culpeper.
Calling Capt. Culpeper. Central Division. Urgent.
Can you give us a lift?
Can you hear Billie Sue? She's crying.
Can you hear us?
Can you see him?
Can you understand me? This is Rancho Conejo Tower.
Can't help you. I'm turning off a little way up.
Can't we go on our second honeymoon and forget all about this?
Can't you make this thing go a little faster?
Can't you see I'm on the phone? Gimme two minutes!
Capt. Culpeper wants this channel kept clear.
Cereus echinocactus, opuntia. That sort of thing.
Cheers.
Chief, we got a situation here that is absolutely incredible.
Come here!
Come in. What is it?
Come on out, everyone! This is ridiculous.
Come on, Aloysius, get in there and pitch for me.
Come on, Benjy.
Come on, Benjy. That must be Mr. Fitzgerald over there!
Come on, dig, dig.
Come on, get going.
Come on, let's go. Will you go? Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Hurry up!
Come on! Let's go!
Come on.
Come on. Count it out.
Come on. Fight!
Come on. Hurry. Now, hurry up.
Come on. This way. Go down. Now. Go.
Could I do anything? Would he listen to me?
Couple of hours?
Culpeper, all set?
Culpeper.
Cut out this nonsense and answer me.
Did any of you see a guy with glasses...
Did he make any kind of statement? Any last messages?
Did he say anything or didn't he say anything?
Did you all hear what Mama said?
Did you get him?
Did you see anything?
Did you see it, the way he went sailing right out there?
Did you see the blonde I brought, covered in paint with her dress ripped?
Did you think about that? He might have been a practical joker.
Didn't he come with you?
Dig it all up. [coughs]
Dingy, don't let this worry you. We're gonna get killed.
Do stuff those in the back.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Do you know why your husband had a nervous breakdown?
Do you think I'd take a chance with you
Do you think there was anything in all that?
Do you think you're hurt real bad?
Don't be frightened if it makes a big bell noise.
Don't even mention Russell!
Don't get upset.
Don't leave me! Come back here!
Don't leave out anything.
Don't pass it!
Don't push. You got it? That's it.
Don't say anything or we'll be here all day.
Don't talk to my mama in that tone of voice!
Don't you dare touch any of that money.
Don't!
Down there?
Dr. Zillman! Dr. Zillman!
Drive carefully.
Eh!
Eh...
Either one quarter for each car,
Embarrassing.
Emergency landing. Come on, hurry.
Emmeline! Ah!
Estimated speed 175.
Even businessmen that rob, steal and cheat people every day...
Even if she does get all the money, this won't make any difference...
Even if somebody finds the money, nobody gets away with it...
Even if you do get the bell to ring and somebody comes...
Every time we figured it, it was no good.
Everybody's going to get something, so no arguments. We all get equal shares!
Everybody's in trouble. Get out of the way.
Everybody's in trouble. Get out of the way.
Everybody's...
Everything is under control here.
Everything that's happened to my daughter and me today...
Everything's going to be all right. Your baby's coming to get you.
Except you, lady. May you just drop dead!
Excuse us. Here's your bag.
Faster, faster.
Faster.
Faster.
Fellas, I'm glad you're here. Look, I need your help.
Few minutes, we'll have 'em in position.
Figured like that would mean...
Fine, see you over there.
Fix yourselves all up.
Flight 7, Sunday morning.
For $250, I guess I will.
For a second there, I was afraid... Never mind that.
For all we know, your brother in law may be out or away somewhere.
For God's sake, don't stand in the street.
For heaven's sake, tell him.
Forget about Russell. Will you shut up and let me talk?
Foul! Foul!
Four quarters? What are you talking about? Quarters?
Fourteen into $350,000...
Freddy, transfer Mrs. Culpeper to Culpeper's office.
Full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down.
Funny, right? Funny?
Funny. That's funny.
George!
Gertie, will you put that call through here?
Get away from me. What's the matter?
Get him off! There he is! Get him!
Get him!
Get it over right! Get it over!
Get off my hand!
Get off!
Get on alphabetical. I'm Benjy.
Get on the ladder.
Get on the phone!
Get out of here! Come on, we're off!
Get out of here! Sir, wait a minute.
Get out!
Get out? You're crazy!
Get that money!
Get this stuff off me. Turn me loose.
Get to the nearest phone and hire the best car you can find.
Get up there and have some fun. Here we go.
Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock.
Ginger? I've got Billie Sue on the other line.
Give Mr. Hawthorne the keys or we'll never get there.
Give the order to pull away.
Give us those keys. Give us those keys.
Go ahead and try it. What've you got to lose?
Go away!
Go, baby, go! [laughs]
Go.
Going to leave the big boy behind?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good old Smiler...
Good show!
Got it! [chuckles]
Grab her!
Ha! All right. So you're an honest cop...
Halt! Halt!
Happy with two eighths instead of a quarter? Awfully big of you.
Harder. We gotta look harder!
Harvard? Rather not. I'm English.
Have a drink on me. Keep the change.
He and this Englishman I don't even know!
He assaulted me, if you wanna know! He grabbed me beside the road.
He did it again.
He didn't come with us. We thought he came with you.
He didn't make that clear at all.
He drove up this way, got to here, crashed and killed himself.
He has a hate complex.
He just went by doing 90 miles an hour.
He must have been doing over 80.
He must have gone by you doing 90 miles an hour.
He never gets up this early. Why doesn't he answer?
He ran right into them, ran them right off the road.
He said it's buried under a big W and that we'd see it.
He stopped for breakfast.
He thought that this fellow was his aunt.
He tried to cross a river and he lost his car.
He was at maintenance. If he's still there, get him over here.
He was making a break, all right.
He was passing me when he sailed right out there.
He was still alive. Did he say anything?
He went to the gents' room, climbed out the back window.
He woke up as usual. He started driving his car.
He won't back any increase in pensions. He won't even talk about it.
He'll drive there and get the money and we're going to have it. That's how!
He'll have to be disturbed if any of this develops further.
He'll listen to you.
He's a lifeguard there.
He's a nut. Why?
He's got a point. He's got something.
He's got to be home.
He's heading for the border!
He's just sitting there, rigid like.
He's out of his head.
He's right. We should.
He's so neurotic. Can't you do something?
He's still alive.
He's very sick. He may die.
Hello, anybody on the ground! On the ground, anybody!
Hello, Ginger? What's the matter now?
Hello, Sheriff. Culpeper.
Hello? Billie Sue?
Hello? Wait a minute!
Help me! Ah!
Help us!
Help!
Help! Get me down!
Help! Put me down! Put me down immediately!
Here, here.
Here's the bike.
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Wait a minute!
Hey. This must... This must be the police.
Hi, Eddie.
Hold it steady. Watch it. She's whipping loose.
Hold it, Chief. Here's a report on the Crumps.
Hold it.
Hold on a minute, will you, Mom?
Hold on, we're gonna get you to a hospital.
Hold on! Wait a minute! One at a time! Did you hear me?
Holy mackerel!
Honey, I broke my back on that door. That's a hard door. I mean...
Honey, please, darling. Believe me, everything is all right.
How about some coffee, Schwartz?
How can you admit we're involved...
How come I'm tied up like this?
How come you two just got here? You had the plane.
How could they get locked in a basement?
How did you know my name?
How did you know my name? I've never met you.
How do you think money gets...
How much noise could it make? Boom. It's all over.
How will you do that?
Huh! Now I see.
Hurry up!
I bet he's running out of gas. Good!
I bet you any amount of money that we could get on the ball and get...
I brought it myself. Everything you asked for.
I can try.
I can't cross here!
I can't pass them on the curves.
I can't see! Something's happened to my eyes.
I could show you a way out. There's another way to the road.
I don't care what you say, I don't think they're here yet.
I don't care where you have them. I'll get them.
I don't know about you, but I'm turning this thing around.
I don't know how! Get something!
I don't know, but he hasn't got a shovel.
I don't know, I must find my wife. And I don't know what to do.
I don't think he's going to help us, Dingy.
I don't want the money!
I don't want to talk about this, but they got me hemmed in.
I doubt very much whether old Reggie will be waiting for us in Santa Rosita.
I drive my jeep down here every day. Let's go!
I found it!
I give up. Anybody got a better, fairer plan, go ahead.
I give you my word.
I got 'em!
I got 'em! Hello, down there on the ground.
I got a blanket in the truck.
I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma before I get back to...
I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma.
I got one share for being one person...
I got to ask you something about Mama! Russell, wait a minute!
I got to get out of here.
I got to tell somebody. Could you spare a couple of hours?
I had this blowout. I think a spare's in the back.
I hate you so much, I'm not able to tell you how much in front of your wife.
I heard one of them, the stutterer, say it.
I hope he's nothing like my brother in law. Peculiar chap.
I hope it's not under a waterfall. [Chuckles]
I hope you won't mind my asking, but what sort of chap...
I just want to blow a small hole in the wall, then we'll be out of here.
I just want to take a look!
I know he's not going to declare anything.
I know how to work it. Hello, down on the ground.
I know we don't deserve any kindness, Captain.
I know where it is. I'm the only one, and I wasn't even looking.
I know where it is. It's under a big W. That's what he said.
I know you don't know what to do, so don't do nothing.
I mean it, I don't want to...
I mean to say, I'd still be entitled to 10 percent as agreed. Surely.
I mean, it'll all be over. I mean, courage, men.
I mean, it's like non taxable income.
I need a drink.
I only called because Mommy said I absolutely...
I said it before and I'll say it again.
I said stop!
I said, "Was he already dead when you got down here?"
I say, chaps, shouldn't we find a spot of cover?
I say, if we are going, we really must get cracking.
I say, what's that chap honking his hooter for?
I still don't understand this. What's it all about?
I suggest we quietly get into our cars...
I tell you. I'll kill you!
I think the police were chasing him. They drove up so fast.
I think they're arguing about something.
I think they've found it.
I think we better go back to that place we phoned from.
I think...
I thought...
I took care of your buddy. Let me go now.
I want it on paper that that's exactly what's going to happen.
I want my son! Hey!
I want the pension for Culpeper's grade trebled.
I wanted to stop for you. My wife and he wanted to stop for you.
I was going to offer you a share for taking us to a phone.
I was thinking that if Reggie, my brother in law...
I wish I knew what they were gonna do to us.
I won't be home for a few weeks but you can get me through my office.
I won't fly in this old... Listen to it.
I won't like it if I see another policeman.
I wonder what's in it.
I, uh...
I'd be astounded to hear anything said for it.
I'd like to take a three week vacation. Take Ginger on a real nice holiday.
I'd like to, but it might snarl things up.
I'll call my son. He lives about 10 miles from Rosita Beach.
I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel.
I'll do everything I can.
I'll do my best. I promise you that.
I'll drive. All set?
I'll get you.
I'll get your names and where you can be reached.
I'll have some orderlies come by with a straitjacket.
I'll kill that dirty rotten bum...
I'll see what we can do and I'll call you back.
I'll stay late after school. Who is it?
I'll wager you anything you like...
I'm a dentist.
I'm afraid it's too late.
I'm awfully sorry. I've been very edgy today.
I'm Capt. Culpeper...
I'm coming. Everything's going to be all right.
I'm connecting you now. Santa Rosita Police Station.
I'm dealing with moronic people.
I'm Dingy Bell. This is Benjy Benjamin.
I'm going to break a rule that says we must never reveal our true identity.
I'm going to nail... I'm getting bugged now!
I'm going to show them what kind of man they're dealing with.
I'm making an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way...
I'm not a doctor, but I have some medical experience.
I'm not entirely certain that you haven't damaged this machine.
I'm not kidding any longer. It's making me...
I'm not shutting anything off! Hello, anybody! Can anybody hear me?
I'm only thinking of Russell's condition.
I'm perfectly willing to discuss it in a five way manner.
I'm proud of you, boys. You did a real good job.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I've got to say something.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Finch.
I'm sure he's not going to declare anything.
I'm tellin' you, the man has got some angle.
I'm told that neither of you has had flying experience.
I'm too angry and sick at my stomach to be sorry.
I'm warning you, if I don't get a share, I'm going straight to the police.
I'm warning you, pull over and stop.
I'm warning you! I'm going to have to hit you again.
I'm warning you. Get this stuff off me, you understand?
I'm warning you. You're gonna be sorry!
I'm with this truck driver in Peterson's Garage in Plaster City.
I'm working hard, trying to keep the costs down.
I've been a little busy.
I've been attached there for the last 10 months. Liaison work.
I've been gathering some samples of desert flora.
I've been working and I didn't hear the phone.
I've got to get this stuff back so I can lock up the van.
I've had enough.
I've never met him, Mr. Pike, but I've come to feel that I know him.
I've never seen anything like this bunch.
I've no wish to quarrel with you, but speaking as a representative...
If he catches you at that keyhole, you'll be rigid like.
If he didn't come with us, then who are you?
If he gets behind this, it'll pass unanimously.
If I catch you, I'll kill you! I tell you, I'll kill you!
If I don't get out of here... Why? Why?
If I had enough money...
If I have half of the money...
If I have to climb much more, I'll be laying there with him.
If I said anything about England, I apologize.
If it was the truth, then it is a fact this place is almost 200 miles away.
If my boy is out, then everybody is out. So we'll see.
If Reggie got hold of information like this information...
If she were a star of a real crummy horror movie...
If the Mayor will get behind a resolution...
If the spare's flat, don't fix it. Give me a new tire.
If there was any danger in flying this thing?
If these merrymakers decide to go for it...
If we don't tell him, he won't.
If we find the money, there may not be taxes to pay on it...
If we find the money, we still have to report the taxes.
If we give four shares for that, that's 12 shares already.
If we go down to this park and we uncover the money...
If we hadn't kept your whole country afloat...
If we have quite decided to withdraw from this affair...
If we left it up to you, we'd never hear the last of it.
If you help dig it up, you can have half and I'll have half.
If you show me the way out, I'll give you $1.
If you want to be a big boy, which way to the main road?
If you want to come, you can. If you don't want to, you don't have to.
If you're there, I hope you turn away...
In a couple of minutes, we'll have you in position.
In all my time in this wretched country...
In literature, in advertising, in entertainment, in everything.
In the park, in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park...
Including the van, or one fifth for each guy.
Irwin, we'll have to kill him.
Is anything wrong, ma'am? I didn't mean to startle you.
Is he kidding?
Is somebody holding that stick? Over!
Is that okay? I mean, is that fair?
It certainly is. We're in a hurry. We've got to get to a phone.
It may be a little flat. Is there an airport anyplace around?
It must be here. Right over here. Valley Center!
It seems intelligent to me that we should all share...
It was my son in law and that Englishman.
It'll take a little longer because there was a joker in the deck...
It's a brand new pump!
It's a great way to start the day.
It's a race, ain't it?
It's a Twin Beech. I saw one here this morning.
It's all right, Chief. I'll get it for you.
It's all right, she's with us. What's this "fair shares for everybody"?
It's all your fault.
It's because he has sunk $40,000, including $15,000 of my money...
It's fair.
It's in this box buried under this...
It's just a couple of sticks of dynamite, that's all.
It's just a noise, that's all. It's way over there.
It's like a gift.
It's my machine. I'll do as I bloody well please. Out!
It's nice of you to stop.
It's no good saying I'm sorry.
It's no use. We can't lose them this way.
It's no! The answer is no.
It's one of the biggest cases we've ever had across our books.
It's only two pieces of small dynamite.
It's practically burned through.
It's probably some road hog who thinks he owns...
It's right here.
It's Russell and Mr. Hawthorne!
It's the big W, I tell you!
It's the big W!
It's the fire extinguisher stuff.
It's the only way to fly. [chuckles]
It's the two idiots, the little one and the one with the marbles in his mouth.
It's too deep, you little rat fink!
It's too deep!
It's too deep!
It's your fault from beginning to end.
Jolly nasty accident there. Jolly lucky nobody was hurt.
Jump out. Come on, come on.
Just a couple blows with the sledgehammer and we're out.
Just a minute.
Just don't make me nervous!
Just don't sit there. Come on.
Just hear me out.
Just hold it a second.
Just press the button back there marked "booze."
Just sit there. Everything will be all right.
Just supposing we never do get him? We might be the last ones there.
Just the two of us for about three weeks.
Keep calm. Calm, men!
Keep out of this! Shut up!
Keep up with them. You're falling behind.
Kid, don't mind polishing. I got a lot of cars. Don't bother.
Lady, you trying to split us up so every man's for himself?
Lead car is Plymouth station wagon.
Leaving what? Leaving home?
Left rudder!
Let me explain it once more.
Let me go!
Let me go! Let me get out of here!
Let me talk to her. Get her to the phone.
Let me tell you something. You're a stupid idiot.
Let us do it.
Let's all get sensible and get this organized.
Let's be sensible about this thing. There's money in this for all of us.
Let's do something sensible. Let's just discuss this thing...
Let's forget the whole thing and be reasonable.
Let's get there, even if we are last.
Let's just get the dough and worry about the rest later.
Let's look harder. Come on, let's go.
Let's not talk here, but over there. There's plenty of room.
Let's see now.
Let's see. Where.
Like a windmill or a waterfall or something.
Listen to me close! Stay there, 'cause I'm coming to get you right now.
Listen to me. I'm a psychiatrist.
Listen, dentist. I hate dentists.
Listen, I think the big boy should get an extra share.
Listen, wait a minute.
Listen, we ain't the only ones here. I seen four or five others.
Listen, why does the man want to give everybody a break?
Listen! Only 10 percent!
Listen! You can't cut me out now, you hear?
Listen.
Listen. I tell you, I'm giving it to you.
Look at how it's shuddering.
Look at it. It just stands there.
Look at that car.
Look at yourself, the way your wife and her strumpet of a mother...
Look for a pick and a shovel, all right?
Look out!
Look out!
Look out!
Look, I haven't got much time, so if you love your country...
Look, I wanna be...
Look.
Lots of luck, Chief.
Lousy, stinking bulls are everywhere.
Madam, do be careful. I have some cactus specimens...
Madam, I must say I find your attitude somewhat less than helpful.
Made his break this morning.
Mama, how many people are mixed up in this?
Mama, this thing's like a convention.
Maybe he was playing a trick on everybody.
Maybe he went out for the papers or something.
Maybe he's a prospector.
Mayday! Mayday, we're up here! Can you hear us? Help!
Me?
Melville, don't go in there. You'll be killed.
Melville, for God...
Melville, my shoe!
Melville, what happened?
Melville, will you just do one thing for me before you use the dynamite?
Melville!
Men, are you holding that stick?
Men, look.
Monica, I don't know about anybody else, but some of them believed it.
Monica...
Most people like it and I like it.
Mother, he's not that good a driver.
Mother...
Move it. Yah! Go!
Move onto the ladder!
Move! Move!
Mr. Finch and this Algernon, whatever his name is. The limey.
Mr. Fitzgerald, listen. Please, sir.
Mr. Fitzgerald, you know where Rosita Beach is?
Mr. Fitzgerald!
Mrs. Finch, aren't you the teeniest bit curious?
Must have had an aunt named Aunt Belle.
My arm! You broke my arm!
My feeling is that after 27 years...
My name is Algernon Hawthorne... Col. Hawthorne.
My name is Finch. This is my wife.
My wife and I are on our second honeymoon.
My wife is divorcing me.
My wife is sick. The doc sent me out for some medicine.
Never mind him. An ambulance will come.
Never mind.
Next door, he'll pay for everything. It's okay.
Next, the Ford van, the Volkswagen...
No matter how we figured it, somebody didn't like it.
No other cops around. He planned it.
No rush. We're just in a hurry.
No, but there must be something somewhere.
No, he's got to take charge. What's the matter with him?
No, none of them know. It's just who gets there first.
No, Sheriff, the Chief isn't here. He's a little late this morning.
No, we didn't. Let me introduce myself.
No!
No!
No! Don't hit me!
No! It's that lunatic who escaped from the asylum!
No! Left rudder!
No! Pull it up!
No. I had an accident. I got to get to Santa Rosita fast.
No. I'm not even curious, just disgusted.
No. They wanted every man for himself.
No. We'll leave them where they are. See what happens.
Nobody knows where to look, so we'll look together.
Nobody's flying the plane!
Nobody's getting me up in the air.
None of them know me...
None of these 10 people have any record at all.
None of these people must suspect...
None of those people must suspect that anybody's interested in them.
Not after what I've been through!
Not doubled, trebled. I want Culpeper to retire with honor.
Not on me! On the fire!
Not only does nobody like it, it costs $4 a can.
Not Russell or my mother or Sylvester, anybody.
Not that calm, you idiot!
Nothing spectacular, actually.
Nothing! We'll get it all.
Now I'll explain the controls. It's important that you understand that.
Now it's just hold onto your nerves, men,
Now listen. Don't talk, just listen.
Now stop it. Stop it, Monica!
Now there's only one way to figure it.
Now, 17 shares and then we add...
Now, don't bug me, I said.
Now, don't worry. Just keep calm.
Now, first of all, men, I'll explain what we intend to do.
Now, how many are we?
Now, just have confidence in him. He's a colonel. Listen to him.
Now, like I say...
Now, listen to me, Culp. Everything has been fixed.
Now, listen, Sy...
Now, men, about the brakes... You've got to know about the brakes.
Now, none of them have ever seen me.
Now, Sheriff, will you get on to Capt. Hardesty...
Now, sweetie, what are you doing in the bus station?
Now, the stick that you're holding, that is, I assume that...
Now, there are eight of us.
Now, we're going to celebrate, Ginger.
Now, where have I always told you that the Smiler hid the dough?
Now, you know...
Now, you want to catch him, you get out and run.
Now.
Now... Uh...
Of course I'm all right. Sylvester!
Of course it's me. I've been trying you all morning.
Of course, I should be absolutely delighted.
Oh, sure.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Mr. Pike! Mr. Pike, please!
Oh! So it's fisticuffs you want, is it? Right. Stick them up!
Oh. Let me speak with your mother, sweetheart.
Oh... Monica! Practical!
Okay, come on, honey. Let's go. We're here.
Okay, you asked for it. I'm going straight to the police.
Okay? All right? Here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. That's the way you want it, that's the way you're going to get it.
Okay. Where are they?
On 39, about 18 miles east of Danby Junction.
On 39, about 18 miles east of Danby Junction.
Once I get Smiler Grogan out of the way, my desk is clear.
One more funny remark from you...
One thing Dr. Carroll said was Russell was to have no undue excitement...
One, two...
Ooh! Yeah! Ah!
Open it up.
Other side of Valley Center, about 12 miles, 15 miles.
Otherwise, it just ain't fair.
Otherwise, it's like stealing from the government.
Otherwise, she won't go.
Over there.
Ow!
Pacific Edible Seaweed Company and it's in Fresno.
Pass that cab.
Please, go and stop it. Stamp on it or something.

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