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Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

Porky's II: The Next Day is a comedy film released in 1983, serving as a sequel to the original Porky's movie. Directed by Bob Clark, the film follows the misadventures of a group of high school friends in Florida during the 1950s. The cast includes Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight, and Tony Ganios, reprising their roles from the previous film. With its hilarious pranks, raunchy humor, and memorable characters, Porky's II: The Next Day delivers another dose of uproarious entertainment. If you're a fan of the film, you can relive the sounds and download them here.

A couple of days to line up some first class stuff.
A flame.
A forest ranger? In Shakespeare?
A little experiment I got for zoology class.
A little higher, Anthony. Come on.
A mere dalliance, my boy. Affectionately done life experience.
A Midsummer Night's Dream. Act IV, scene I.
A sword!
A sword!
A sword!
A sword!
A sword!
A sword!
A sword! A sword!
A white man's little joke. But their day is coming.
About anybody to make themselves look like studs.
Actually, we had something slightly different in mind.
All he's done is petitioned the school board for a hearing.
All right let's go over it one more time.
All right Mr. Carter.
All right then we take the detour. You ask me why.
All right, folks. Let's get up here, please. Quickly.
All right, go.
All right, let's get ready for the tongue exercise. Ready?
All right, Mr.. Carter!
All right, take it up.
All right, who's supposed to be next?
All right, who's supposed to be next? Let's move it.
All right. That's it.
All right. up! Out! Right! Left! Down!
All tuckered out from playin' hardball Commissioner?
All we need is a brief look at the costume.
Amen! Amen, brother!
And a Mohel is a man who performs a bris or circumcision.
And a Zemel is used by a Mohel to perform the bris.
And at what time is your sister arriving? Or is it your cousin this time?
And because I wanted to.
And believe me there's no question about what's right here. I think this is ridiculous.
And Christ is Lord indeed.
And Christ is Lord indeed.
And damn'd be he that first cries "Hold, enough!"
And damned be he that first cries "Hold, enough!"
And damned be he that first cries "Hold, enough!"
And every time your lips meet mine.
And I guess now I don't.
And I'm the spiritual leader of the Righteous Flock, Reverend Bubba Flavel.
And indeed they have been granted a hearing.
And Jeremiah and Malachi and Matthew and Mark and Luke and John.
And King Lear. Act IV. Scene VI.
And my bowels were moved for him. "
And now for the grand experiment.
And now, friends, as I was say...
And the commission is off the hook because... we tried.
And the God fearin' members of the county commission, who voted unanimously
And they both got shoved up our asses. I knew it.
And this instrument is a Zemel.
And thou opposed, being of no woman born,
And we were heard by the mayor
And we'll see you all again... very soon.
And you.
Anthony, can you get your voice a little higher?
Anthony, that wasn't entirely helpful.
Any friend of yours is a friend of ours.
Anyway, I think it's pretty awful if you don't fix us up with some of your stuff.
Apparently you're not prepared to believe me, but I was working in your best interests.
Approve of it? Are you shittin' me? He gave me this one!
Approve? Heil, Reverend Flavel gave me this one.
April Fool!
Are thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
Are unfit to be performed by our students and too indecent to be viewed by you.
Around, I think you should share with your buddies.
As I was sayin'...
As this heavy ploughman snores, All the weary task for done.
As you know, certain uninformed factions have attempted
As you know, we've got an election coming up in a couple of weeks.
At least we can see this one. We couldn't see the other one.
Aw, shit!
Aw, shit!
Aw, shit! They're all fuckin' Indians.
Aw, shit. Oh, that's a lot of Injuns.
Back to Howard Johnson's.
Barf inspector comin' through! Excuse me. Careful.
Be nice to him. Pretend you understand why he did it.
Because I'm quite sure it can be resolved perfectlyjustly.
Because most guys are so desperate, they'll lie
Because of the wonderful things he does.
Because, because, because.
Behold, the spawn of Satan.
Ben, what's goin' on?
Big Edna?
Billy, I got a sword.
Bobby, I am. I'm gonna be...
Bobby, I lost my cherry.
Bobby, I think I'm gonna be... sick.
Bobby! Oh, Bobby!
Bobby. Baby.
Bone, thigh bone to the ankle bone and so on...
Boogie, Boogie, boogie!
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
Boogie, boogie. boogie!
Boy, it sure tastes better goin' down.
Break a leg!
Bubba Flavel, Mrs. Morris. Reverend Bubba Flavel.
Bubble Flavour?
Bury her.
But I can't tell you what to think.
But I mean really hot. Be convincing, because these guy's will be lookin' for a trap.
But they stopped the play.
But we never dreamed that you'd have such little regard for human life.
But you get her within breathing distance of a cemetery and you better
But, Commissioner, she is only 17 years old.
But, ultimately, the decision isn't ours. It's yours.
By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am:
By the way, we got somethin' cookin' for your Cherry Forever revenge.
Bye bye, Pee Wee. See you later!
Bye, Reverend.
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Can put out the fire.
Can we have your autograph?
Charging the Angel Beach High drama club
Come on, Edna. A big girl like you takes a lot of men to keep you satisfied, right?
Come on, folks. Let's get with it, please.
Come on, guys. Let's get serious. This is art here.
Come on, kids! Let's go.
Come on, Mr. Carter.
Come on, shit for brains!
Come on, you guys. What's goin' on?
Commissioner. Commissioner, you're takin' that kid to dinner?
Continuing to practice as a class project.
Cool. Right.
Could be. He's desperate enough. Boys, I think we got his ass in a sling this time.
Country what the Righteous Flock has done to us?
County Commissioner of Seward County and a very big deal.
County Commissioner of Seward County, and a very big deal.
Couple of my fellow commissioners have a rezoning
Did Reverend Flavel approve of this one?
Did you get my cherry again?
Didn't you ever brag about some girl you never really made it with?
Dirty, rotten, filthy little creep!
Do I know? You don't think I look after my guy.
Do you really think they're gonna go for it?
Do you recognize any of them?
Do you remember when you had your bris?
Do you think he needs this shit?
Does put the wretch that lies in woe To the remembrance of a shroud.
Does your warrant apply to all plays by the drama club?
Don't be sick.
Don't bug him you guys, he's studying his role.
Don't die till he gets all his clothes off.
Don't go. Wait!
Don't look, Pee Wee. Just don't look!
Don't say 17.
Don't worry about it. I'm takin' her all the way to Miami.
Don'tjust lie there all spread eagled like that. It looks obscene.
Eat my shorts.
Edna, I have some guys that won't let you down. You know what I mean?
Evenin', boys.
Everybody oughta learn to run from big colored guys with machetes.
Everybody wants something. The trick is to see that everybody gets a little piece.
Everybody's a fuckin' comedian.
Everybody's just a little disappointed, right?
Exactly what are you trying to tell us, Reverend Flavel?
Excellent, costumers. Very good. Very creative.
Except I don't wanna give 'em my choice stuff.
Excuse me, girls. Y'all know a good dermatologist?
Excuse me, I am going to be ill.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. This is a closed rehearsal. We don't open for...
Exposing himself two years ago to his Bible school class and they hushed it up.
Fellow Americans! Fellow Americans...
First we gotta find a broad who they'll believe is ready for a gang bang.
Flavel's got a few votes under his thumb,
Flock, follow!
Flock! Follow.
Flopping around.
For God's sake, we have an election in just over a week.
For I am sent with broom before, To sweep the dust behind the door.
For piss sakes, he's up for reelection in two weeks.
Friend in court? Gee, that has a familiar ring.
Friends, I'd like to tell you that tomorrow night
Friends, it's OK. It's all right. Don't forget tomorrow night.
From victory unto victory.
Front row, center.
Gang bang?
Gar con! What's the matter stupid? Don't you speak French?
Gee, that's very funny, Morris.
Geez Pee Wee, it can't be the first time you've heard that stuff.
Genesis 24:31.
Gentle Romeo, ifthou dost love, pronounce it faithfully.
Get him a sword!
Get it outta here!
Get it outta my face!
Get out of that chair and I'll yell "****. "
Get the curtain.
Get the flock outta here!
Get this: "In his tail. "
Get this. By day, a mild mannered librarian.
Get your own fuckin' snake.
Giddyup! Whoa, what an ass!
Go get her, Pee Wee.
Go on, get out of here!
Go on! That's it!
Go screw your wives! You'll have to wake 'em up and tell 'em what you're doin', though.
Go, go!
God damn you, you...
God, I love this. I just love it.
God, I love this. I just love it.