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Dirty Dancing

Dirty Dancing

Dirty Dancing is a beloved 1987 film directed by Emile Ardolino. Set in the summer of 1963, it tells the story of Frances "Baby" Houseman, played by Jennifer Grey, who falls in love with the charismatic dance instructor Johnny Castle, portrayed by Patrick Swayze. This iconic movie features an incredible soundtrack, including songs like "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen and "Time of My Life" by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes. You can relive the magic of Dirty Dancing by playing and downloading these incredible sounds here. Get swept away in the romantic and dancing fervor that has captured the hearts of audiences for decades.

A brownie, some milk...
A little precision, please.
A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine or police dogs used in Birmingham.
A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine or police dogs used in Birmingham.
About the kind of person I want to be.
Again.
Again.
Again. Concentrate. And...
All right. One, two, three.
All the daughters.
All you Sandy Koufaxes, get out there!
And come on.
And for being such a good sport, here you go!
And for you older folks, we got sacks!
And he said that Arthur Murray was giving a test for instructors.
And he said to her, "What does he have that I don't have?"
And I love you.
And I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad.
And I thought that he loved me.
And I went to Harvard and Yale to hire you.
And Janet has to fill in for Penny. Everybody works here.
And marrying someone from Harvard.
And sent her off to some butcher...
And she said, "Two hotels."
And show the goddamn daughters a good time.
And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you!
And the reason I know is because I was with him.
And they made a fortune here this summer.
And tonight the memories whisper
And turn, turn. Down. And lift. You'll learn that later.
And why did I do that? Why?
Anyway, I just wanted you to know that.
Are you all right? Are you in trouble?
As a matter of fact it is.
As long as it's not an all night break.
As long as we were on the right side of the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
At Kellerman's the friendships last
Auditions for the annual Kellerman end of the season talent show...
Baby
Baby is like that. If you could just see
Baby, I need you for props.
Baby, Lisa, this is your waiter, Robbie Gould.
Baby, stand up straight.
Baby, where are you going in this weather?
Baby, would you cover for me tonight? Tell Mom and Dad I went to lie down.
Baby, you don't go around accusing innocent people.
Baby? Is that your name?
Baby's starting Mount Holyoke in the fall.
Back. Easy.
Because I need this goddamned job lined up for next summer.
Before the Beatles came...
Benny Bernstein's Dancing School, that's where I went.
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! That's right. It's Thursday night at Kellerman's.
Breathe.
Breathe.
But I always do the last dance of the season.
But I'm booked up for the whole weekend with the show.
But I'm in this family too. You can't keep giving me the silent treatment.
But if it's Robbie, there's no problem. I know he has the money.
But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me.
But next year we'll find another dance person...
But somebody who's taught me that there are people...
But the coral shoes matched that dress.
But we're paid up 'til Sunday.
But what you can do for your waiter."
But you let me down too.
But you lied too.
But you meant by becoming a lawyer or an economist...
But you meant everyone who is like you.
Butt out, Baby.
Bye.
Cabbage roll...
Can I come in?
Can you imagine dancing like this on the main floor...
Can you keep a secret?
Can you keep that straight, Johnny? What you can't lay your hands on?
Can't someone else fill in?
Close your eyes.
Come on, Baby.
Come on, doll. Let's take a walk.
Come on, ladies!
Come on, Neil. You'll learn what it's like to fire an employee.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. It's Penny.
Come on. You don't care about me.
Could you lend me $250?
Daddy, I need your help. I know Johnny didn't take Moe's wallet.
Dance with me.
Dance with the daughters. Teach 'em the mambo...
Daytime, nighttime, any hour
Different women so, I think I'm scorin' big, right?
Do you have sheet music on this stuff?
Do you love me?
Do you think if we came back for a ten year anniversary, it would be free?
Doc, after all these years I finally got you up on my mountain.
Doc, I want you to meet someone. My grandson Neil.
Doc, thanks a lot.
Doc!
Don't lean back. Lifting up.
Don't look down. Look here. Good.
Don't look down. Look right here.
Don't put your heel down.
Don't say that.
Don't try so hard.
Don't worry.
Don't you tell me what to see.
Down. Twist.
Dr. Houseman says I'm going to be fine.
Dr. Houseman, can l, uh
Dresses like her, acts like her. So I brought her home.
Ever.
Excuse me, sir. The pirate number's next.
Excuse me. Excuse me! Everybody clear out, please.
Fight harder, huh?
Fine. I didn't do the lifts, but it was good.
Fingerprinted their water glasses.
Frame.
Frame.
Frances, for the first woman in the Cabinet.
Frances. That's a real grownup name.
Fruit salad, sweet gherkins?
Games and lectures Jokes and music
George Burns was a teacher.
Get out of here. You're not worth it.
Go back to your playpen, Baby.
Go figure.
God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake them!
God, I am so sick of this rain.
Goes to the Cornell School of Hotel Management.
Good girl. Good girl.
Good luck in medical school, son.
Good try. Now, you'll hurt me if you don't trust me, all right?
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. Don't break! Don't break!
Good. Good.
Good. Keep No, don't.
Good. Now roll this way.
Good. Now, I'm gonna go up.
Good. Thanks.
Great idea.
Had the time of my life
Hardly would be sorry.
Have you seen Johnny?
He didn't use no ether, nothing.
He doesn't even know yet.
He got me the job here.
He had it at 1:30 and when he checked again at quarter of 4::00...
He listens when I talk now.
He said, "Come on," and he put his arm around me.
He says he was alone in his room reading.
He was great. The way he took care of Penny.
He's away a lot. I know.
Head up. Lock your frame. Lock it.
Here's the money.
Hey, hold it! Hold it.
Hey, thanks a lot.
Hi, everybody. This is your cousin Brucie. Whoa!
Hi, Max. Aren't my dance lessons starting to pay off?
Hit me.
Home of the family fox trot?
How's the blood pressure?
I can only get her an appointment for Thursday.
I can't believe it's tonight.
I can't imagine being here without you even one day.
I can't tell you this.
I carried a watermelon?
I carried a watermelon.
I could have told him some new ideas.
I could hear her screaming in the hallway.
I could teach ya, kid.
I don't go into yours. You don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.
I don't hear an apology.
I don't know how to thank you.
I don't know. Kids are doing it in their basements back home.
I don't see you fightin' so hard, tellin' Daddy I'm your guy.
I don't think...
I don't want you to have anything to do with those people.
I dreamt we were walking along and we met your father.
I envy you.
I even saw them at the Sheldrake. You said something was stolen from there.
I go get my daddy. That's really brave, like you said.
I got a I guess it's not a great room. You probably got a great room.
I got an eyewitness and the kid has no alibi.
I got it now.
I guess we did.
I have been lookin' for you all over.
I have to say it.
I hurt my family, you lost your job anyway I did it for nothing!
I just want you to know that I don't sleep around...
I kept the best cabin for you and your beautiful girls.
I knew it would work out.
I know because he was in his room all night.
I know I put it in this drawer.
I know what I'm doing.
I know you want Baby to be like you.
I locked the keys in the car!
I love to watch your hair blowing in the breeze.
I mean the way he was with you.
I never knew women could be like that.
I saw that old couple from Kellerman's and I thought that was it.
I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble...
I shouldn't have to remind you. This is a family place.
I swear to God, I tried to get in.
I think she gets this from me.
I think you'll enjoy it. But return it. I have notes in there.
I think you're a wonderful dancer.
I thought Baby told you. Look, I'm not sure.
I thought it was something special.
I told her.
I told you I was telling the truth.
I used to think so.
I want to talk to you about the last dance.
I want you girls to know...
I will. With my father, it's complicated.
I won't have time for anything else.
I won't tell your mother about this. Right now I'm going to bed.
I'd like to shake things up a bit.
I'll do your hair.
I'll have it for you before dinner.
I'll just keep my shoulders down, my head up...
I'll just keep my shoulders down, my head up...
I'll see ya.
I'll see ya.
I'll take care of it.
I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to spike, get dizzy and fall on my face.
I'm balancing on shit and I can be down there again.
I'm doing all this to save your ass, but what I really want to do is drop you on it!
I'm going to Mississippi with a couple of busboys, freedom ride.
I'm never gonna let anything happen to you.
I'm not proud of myself.
I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw.
I'm scared of walking out of here and never feeling for the rest of my life...
I'm scared of what I did, who I am.
I'm scared.
I'm so scared, Baby.
I'm sorry about the way my father treated you.
I'm sorry I let you down. I'm so sorry, Daddy.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
I'm sorry you had to see that, Baby.
I'm sorry, Mr. Pressman...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize
I've been dancing ever since. It's the only thing I ever wanted to do anyway.
I've been playing cards all weekend and I've got an all night game tonight.
I've been thinking a lot about the Domino Theory.
I've been working with the staff kids...
I've decided to go all the way with Robbie.
I've decided tonight's the night with Robbie.
I've got a lot of ideas.
I've never known anyone like you. You think you can make the world better.
Ieftover rice pudding, beets...
If it were not for this man, I'd be standing here dead.
If they cancel, they lose this season's salary and next year's gig.
If they think you're with me, they'll be the happiest parents at Kellerman's.
If tips keep up, I'll have enough for my Alfa Romeo.
If your mother ever leaves me, it'll be for Arnold Palmer.
In "Mambo Magic."
Is everything all right, Jake?
It could look pretty if
It could've been that little, old couple, the Schumachers.
It was a 5oke.
It was in his jacket hanging on the back of his chair.
It was just an idea. We can stay if you want to.
It was missing.
It's a feeling, a heartbeat.
It's a hardship.
It's all right, Marjorie. Go back to sleep.
It's all right. Johnny's here.
It's another hotel where they do their mambo act.
It's exactly what it's like when you find out one of your staff's a thief.
It's hard for me to say that to you, but I can't.
It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy.
It's just wrong this way. It should be with someone
It's me.
It's mine, right?
It's not a bad idea.
It's not illegal, is it?
It's not on the one. It's not the mambo.
It's not on the one. It's not the mambo.
It's not the changes so much this time.
It's not too bad.
It's okay. Johnny's here.
It's rainy day game time. Pin the tail on the guest.
It's really me it has to do with.
It's that it all seems to be ending.
It's the same at all these places. Some ass in the woods, but no conversation.
Jesus! She's gonna tell her management boyfriend and then we'll all get fired.
Johnny, I came here because my father
Johnny!
Join hands and hearts and voices
Just bend your knees. And... go.
Just hold on. Just hold on.
Just like he did with Robbie.
Just put your pickle on everybody's plate, and leave the hard stuff to me.
Just tell Mom and Dad I have a headache and I'm in bed, okay?
Just think, you have more time for horseshoes and croquet.
Just traveling through New Paltz one day next week.
Keep going. Keep going.
Kellermans, we come together
Ladies, join our hair raising wig show.
Ladies, you look very lovely.
Last month I'm eating candy to stay alive.
Last night l
Last week I took a girl away from Jamie, the lifeguard.
Leave it on.
Let me help you. What's up there?
Let's do it again.
Let's leave.
Listen to me. I don't want to hear that from you. You can.
Listen, wise ass, you got your own rules.
Long as the mountain stands
Look at all this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
Look at these hands. They're golden hands.
Look at those stars. What a show. Here are The Drifters.
Look, I gotta run. I got a lesson with the Kramers.
Look, I'm going anyway and I know what you must be thinking.
Look, spaghetti arm.
Looks like I picked the wrong sister.
Lots of changes, though, Max.
Mambo! Yeah! Come on!
Maria has to work all day. She can't learn the routines.
Max would close the place down first.
Max would kill me.
Max, our Baby's gonna change the world.
Max!
Maybe it was, uh
Maybe Johnny didn't do it. Anyone could've taken it.
Maybe my parents are looking for me.
Maybe they'll saw you in seven pieces now.
Miss Frances Houseman.
Miss the weekend traffic.
Moe Pressman's a big card player. He'll join our game.
Moe Pressman's wallet was stolen when he was playing pinochle last night.
Mom, Dad, I'm going up to the main house to look around.
Monks burning themselves in protest.
Move your caboose and shake it loose!
Mrs. Schumacher. Hey, wait, we'll help you.
My dad calls me today.
My father doesn't like her!
My frame locked, stay on my toes...
My frame. Where's my pleasing arc?
My God, it's Cleopatra! I feel like such an "asp".
My grandfather put me in charge of the final show.
My sweet baby
Neil, look, I'm sorry. I better go check on Lisa.
Neither will l.
Never get mixed up with them?
No funny business, no conversations, and keep you hands off!
No guests allowed. House rules.
No, "Miss Fix it." Somebody else can't.
No, Daddy.
No, I never felt this way before
No, it's not me. Could you loan it to me?
No, it's not the way it is! It doesn't have to be that way!
No, not for nothing.
No, not with someone like him.
No, that's not it.
No. Don't look at my feet, keep my head up, my eyes open...
No. Economics of underdeveloped countries.
No. It's a great room!
No. The way he saved her I could never do anything like that.
No. Your father was great.
Nobody has ever done anything like that for me before.
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Nope.
Nothing! You're to have nothing to do with them ever again!
Now hold the position. Hold it.
Now l
Now spot a lead.
Now, go, go. Go.
Now, the most important thing to remember in lifts is balance.
Now, when Viet Nam falls, is China Next?
O Oh, baby
Oh, God, it's hopeless!
Oh, great.
Oh, my God. Look at that!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, thanks. Hey, kid.
Oh, them. They're the dance people.
Okay now, ladies, when I say "stop"...
Okay, we got horseshoes on the south lawn in 15 minutes!
Old friends are the best
One of the counselors knows a doctor, a real M.D....
One, two, three, four! Listen to the music!
One, two, three, four! Stomp those g****s and stomp some more!
Or "l Feel Pretty." What do you think, Daddy?
Or Elizabeth Taylor Cleopatra wig.
Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody's in love!
Over here.
Ow.
Penny just doesn't think.
Penny said so, but you know with girls like that. They're liable to pin it...
People bring their own arrangements. You don't want to miss it.
Ping Pong in the west arcade, softball in the east diamond.
Please, is she
Please, is she
Pull up, watch the frame. And remember, let him lead you.
Quite the little joiner, aren't we?
Read it.
Ready for the lift?
Relax, relax.
Relax.
Remember, he's the boss on the dance floor, if nowhere else.
Remind me not to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls.
Right.
Robbie, Baby wants to send her leftover pot roast...
Schlepp 'em out to the terrace, show 'em the stars.
See that he gives you the full half hour you're paying him for, kid.
See ya.
She already does.
She can't even do the merengue. She cannot do it.
She said the hospital would call the police. She made me promise.
She wouldn't do anything stupid, would she?
Sheldrake's 20 minutes away. We'll change in the car.
Shit!
Singers, dancers, actors, this is your lucky day!
Singing all as one
Sit down and I'll get you some wine.
Sit down, Jake.
So cousins, here's a great song from the Four Seasons.
So I did it for nothing.
So I say, "Ask not what your waiter can do for you...
So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner...
So then it's all right.
So we ask him, "You have an alibi for last night?"
So where'd you learn to be a dancer?
So you were really a Rockette?
So, Baby, what do you want? You can have anything you want.
So, how did it go last night?
So, how does it look?
So, if you passed...
So, what's wrong? What's the matter with her?
So, you go to Acapulco. It'll be fine.
Softly in our hearts
Some people count and some people don't.
Somebody who's taught me...
Somebody's lost, you find them. Somebody's bleeding
Sometimes he's hard to talk to, but the ladies seem to like him.
Sometimes in this world...
Soon it's back to the old books and back to work. What a terrible thought!
Soon the autumn starts
Sorry about the disruption, folks...
Sorry.
Spaghetti arms! Would you give me some tension, please?
Stay away from my sister or I'll have you fired.
Stay on the toe. Just listen to me.
Stay out of it, Baby.
Stop!
Such junk. Such junk.
Summer days will soon be over
Sure she would.
Takin' dance lessons?
Talent, play and fun
Tell me. I want to know.
Tension in my arms, my frame locked, seat pulled up...
Thank you, Max.
Thanks, Baby, but I can't use it.
Thanks, Baby.
Thanks, Daddy.
Thanks.
That little wimp. He wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him in the pachenga.
That took a lot of guts to go to him!
That was a stupid thing to ask. Forgive me.
That was before President Kennedy was shot...
That was something. People treat me like I'm nothing because I am nothing.
That was the summer of 1963...
That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.
That you ever had any intention of telling him.
That's a lot of money. What's it for?
That's all right. I understand. You were just using them, that's all.
That's better.
That's bingo night.
That's it.
That's my favorite car.
That's not true! You're everything!
That's okay, Baby. I went slummin' too.
That's the thing. It wasn't like that.
That's Vivian Pressman, one of the bungalow bunnies.
That's what we call the women who stay here all week.
That's where it ends.
That's yours. Let's cha cha.
The cha cha, anything they pay for.
The greatest teacher. Used to be a Rockette.
The House Painters and Plasterers Local Number 179 at your service.
The husbands only come up on weekends.
The kind of person people look up to.
The Sheldrake Hotel is proud to present Johnny Castle and partner...
The Sheldrake Hotel is proud to present Johnny Castle and partner...
The steps aren't enough.
The way I feel when I'm with you!
Then you look at the X rays and it's nothing like you thought?
There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought.
There are no books in Johnny's room!
There no cares are seen
There's been a mistake. I know Johnny didn't do it.
There's been similar thefts at the Sheldrake. It's happened here before.
There's gotta be a way to work it out.
These people are my special guests. Give them anything they want.
They are rich and they're mean. They won't listen to me.
They do their act at the Sheldrake Thursday.
They fired you anyway because of me.
They found the Schumachers.
They really take care of themselves.
They shouldn't show off with each other. That's not gonna sell lessons.
They teach you different dances, show you how to break them down, teach them.
They'll kill each other if I'm not there.
They're here to keep the guests happy.
They're slippin' their room keys in my hand two and three times a day
They're so goddamn rich you think they must know about everything.
This is my dance space. This is your dance space.
This is my dance space. This is your dance space.
This is not a tragedy.
This is our last night together, lover. I've got something worked out for us.
This is our own Tito Suarez.
This month, women are stuffing diamonds in my pockets.
This year somebody told me not to.
This'll only hurt for a minute. You've got Blue Cross, right?
Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year.
Through the Depression when we didn't have anything.
Through the war years when we didn't have any meat.
To Southeast Asia, so anything you don't finish, wrap up.
To the golf course. There's a pretty view from the first tee.
To the pachenga?
Trips to Europe, that's what the kids want.
Try your Sandra Dee, Jackie Kennedy...
Twenty two countries in three days.
Two, three, cha cha cha.
Two, three, four. Shoulders down.
Two, three, four. Two, three, four.
Two, three, four. Two, three, four.
Uh, they're having charades in the west lobby.
Visitors, staff and guests
Vivian thinks she remembers this dance kid Johnny...
Voices, hearts and hands
Wait a minute. I know Johnny didn't take the wallet.
Wait. Don't put those tables together. Come on.
Walking by.
Wanna try it?
Was that good for you?
Watch it, Rodriguez.
Watch. Watch my eyes.
Way over your head here.
We can get an appointment, but it costs $250.
We do the show in two days, you won't show me lifts, I'm not sure of turns.
We got to go.
We have shared another season's
We have the still life art class. We got volleyball and croquet.
We were all sitting around doing nothing.
We'll end the season with the pachenga.
We've got splish splash the water class down by the lake.
Weather rain or shine
Well, Cousin, it's almost over. Labor Day weekend is here.
Well, I guess I gonna go.
Well, if it isn't the entertainment staff.
Well, sure. You've gotta go.
Well, sweetheart, you brought ten pairs.
Well, this guy came into this luncheonette one day and...
Well, you're free to do the same, tired number as last year if you want...
What am I doing wrong?
What do you mean, where's Penny? She's taking a break.
What do you think you're doing? You're in trouble, you talk to me.
What happened?
What if I forget the steps?
What union?
What we've shared won't be forgotten
What you care about is that you're not Daddy's girl anymore.
What, here?
What?
What? What is it, Baby?
What? What's the matter with you? You should take the money.
What's the Sheldrake?
What's your real name, Baby?
Whatever Robbie might have told you.
When everybody called me "Baby" and it didn't occur to me to mind.
When I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps...
When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong.
When the music starts, you don't dance until the two. Got it?
Where are you going?
Where is my beige iridescent lipstick?
Where?
Where'd they learn to do that?
Where's Penny? Everybody's been asking for her.
While he moved on to an innocent, young girl like my daughter.
Who probably slept with every guy here.
Who's that?
Whoa, boy.
Whoa! Whoa!
Why did you let him talk to you that way?
Why don't you give my wife some extra dance lessons?
Why don't you go back to the playhouse? I saw you dancing with little boss man.
Why not dance this year's final dance...
Why not fight harder? Make them listen.
Why not skywrite it? "Penny got knocked up by Robbie, the creep."
Why would you want to leave early?
Willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them.
Win big, Moe.
Win ten boxes of Kleenex or a billy goat!
With someone that you sort of love.
Women are throwing themselves at you and they smell so good.
Wrong way!
Yale medical school.
Yeah, I guess that's what you would see.
Yeah? Well, my mother kicked me out when I was 16.
Yes, I know that hurts. We're gonna take care of that.
Yes, I swear
Yo, cousin, what's she doing here?
You always do the mambo, huh?
You always said you could tell me anything.
You always told me if someone was in trouble, I should help.
You and me, Tito. We've seen it all, eh?
You are not scared of anything.
You come from the streets and suddenly you're up here.
You couldn't have. It's okay.
You did good. You worked hard.
You don't know anything at all about me.
You don't know shit about my problems.
You don't step on the one.
You don't understand the way it is for somebody like me.
You gotta concentrate! Is that your idea of fun?
You gotta start on the two. Find the two. Understand?
You gotta understand what it's like.
You hate that.
You hungry?
You just missed your father. He's such a wonderful man.
You know how you feel when you see a patient and you think he's all right...
You know what, Baby?
You know, by the second turn you really had it.
You know, move with the times.
You know, the best place to practice lifts is in the water.
You listen to me. You've got to stop it now.
You look great, Vivian! Terrific!
You look much better.
You look ten years younger.
You looked wonderful out there.
You make me sick. Stay away from me.
You see things you don't wanna see.
You should've come to me in the first place.
You think, "They wouldn't be doing this if they didn't care about me, right?"
You told me everyone was alike and deserved a fair break.
You told me you wanted me to change the world, to make it better.
You waiters are all college guys...
You wanna hear somethin' crazy?
You were right. You can't win no matter what you do.
You wouldn't care if I humped the entire army...
You'd think they were a couple, wouldn't you?
You'll be fine.
You're getting wet, right?
You're gonna find the man of your dreams.
You're invading my dance space. This is my dance space.
You're lining it up a little wrong, Marge.
You're not the person I thought you were. I'm not sure who you are.
You're overcorrecting, Marge.
You're prettier your way.
You're the one
Your parents would kill you.
And if he doesn't answer? Oh, lover boy.
And if still doesn't answer? I simply say...
And miss the show? I said we're leaving tomorrow.
And what are you gonna do, Missy? Lisa's gonna decorate it.
Aren't they? No, not since we were kids.
Aren't you dancing, Doc? We're waiting for a waltz.
Billy, get the bags. Right away, Doc.
But I didn't do the lift. You did real good.
Daddy, someone's in trouble. Besides your mother?
Don't put your heel down. I didn't
Enjoy. Thanks, Max.
Everyone gonna be in the show? We're leaving tomorrow.
Have you had many women? What?
He's a person like everyone else. Look, I know these people.
Hey, how about a dance later? Could be. Who knows?
Hi, kids. Having fun? Yeah.
Hi. How'd you get here?
How you call your lover boy? Come here, lover boy.
I can still have children. Oh, Penny, that's really great.
I can't even do the merengue. See?
I guess we've all gotten into messes. What?
I knew they'd have to apologize. I'm out, Baby.
I never did any of these dances before. It's one, two, three, four.
I thought you said he was a real M.D.? He had a dirty knife and a table.
I was going to sing in the show. It's the big event.
I was taking a walk. Go back.
I will tell him. I don't believe you, Baby.
I'll knock with three. Look at that cute fella.
I'll tell Max your grandmother died. How many times have you told me...
I'm going into the Peace Corps. After the final show...
I'm sure if you tell him He knows.
Is everything all right? Fine.
Is it Lisa? No.
Is this kid for real? Takes a real saint to ask Daddy.
Just please trust me, Daddy. I'm sorry, Baby. I can't.
Lisa, you have to do something for me. I don't have to.
Moe coming up on Friday? Friday.
No! Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Oh? How do you know? I can't tell you.
One more time. Okay. Over my head. Go.
Penny, that's my business. Besides, it wouldn't be enough.
Romance 'em any way you want. Got that, guys?
She can move. It's the dumbest idea I ever heard of.
She wouldn't go until you returned. Did you call an ambulance?
She's knocked up, Baby. Billy!
So, he says you're going to be fine? What are you doing?
So, how you doin'? I'm okay.
So, what were you planning to sing? "I Feel Pretty."
Sorry. Sorry. You trying to kill me?
Thank you. You're welcome.
Then where'd you get it? You said you needed it.
Three other wallets. I know he didn't do it.
Try Southeast Asia, Ma. Right.
Was that what my money paid for? I'm sorry. I never meant to lie.
What, fight the boss man? You tell him your ideas.
What's he gonna do about it? "What's he gonna do about it?"
who'll only be too happy Sure, Neil. No problem.
Who's responsible for this girl? I am.
Why should you tell me what's right? You can't just leave her.
Why should you tell me what's right? You can't just leave her.
Why's she here? In case Neil comes back.
You mean Robbie? No. You were right about him?
You're wild. What?
...because wherever you are now, I want you to look at the sky.
"Good news," he says. "Uncle Paul can finally get you in the union."

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