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The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers (2012)

"The Avengers" is a blockbuster superhero movie released in 2012, uniting iconic comic book characters from the Marvel universe. Directed by Joss Whedon, the film brings together an ensemble cast of talented actors. The team is led by Iron Man, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with Chris Evans as Captain America, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Mark Ruffalo as Hulk, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, and Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye. The star-studded lineup also includes Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, the director of the strategic agency S.H.I.E.L.D.

"The Avengers" received critical acclaim for its dynamic action sequences, witty dialogue, and strong performances. The film's success led to a series of sequels and spin-offs, setting the foundation for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The movie's epic soundtrack perfectly complements the thrilling scenes, and now you can immerse yourself in this heroic adventure by playing and downloading the sounds from this unforgettable film. Whether you want to relive your favorite moments or simply enjoy the exhilarating music, you can find it all right here.

A bagman, a front.
A couple of master assassins, and you, big fella,
A higher form?
A little help?
A lot of guys think that
A man with breathtaking anger management issues,
A mindless beast.
A new universe.
A statement?
A super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend.
A throne would suit you ill.
A warm light for all mankind to share.
About the Avengers themselves.
About the cellist. Is that still a thing?
Actually, I think I did.
After whatever tortures Fury can concoct,
Against a civilian population.
Against the meager might of Earth?
AGENT 1: We are in an uncontrolled descent.
AGENT 2: Sir, we've lost all power in engine one.
Agent Barton can get his hands on pretty easily.
Agent Hill.
AGENT ON PA: All personnel,
AGENT ON PA: Engine one is now in shut down.
AGENT ON PA: Flight crew, secure the deck.
AGENT ON PA: We have an unauthorized departure from Bay 6.
AGENT ON PA: We've got a perimeter breach!
Agent Romanoff,
Agent Romanoff, Captain Rogers.
AGENT: A medical team is on its way to your location.
AGENT: Let's go, Level 4.
AGENT: Preparing for maximum performance takeoff.
AGENT: We got a hit. A 67% match.
All right, yay!
Along with one of ours.
Also, it means the portal can open as wide
Am I the only one who did the reading?
Am I?
Am I?
An argument can be made for 15.
And an eyeball.
And born of childish need.
And calibrate them for gamma rays.
And direct route to the Homer cluster,
And for what?
And get this done.
And he didn't invite me.
And he is my brother.
And he tells you everything?
And Hulk...
And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
And I didn't even qualify.
And I know just where to put it.
And I will not be bullied by...
And I would cooperate.
And I would like to know how Loki used it
And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control
And I'm going to be there when it does.
And I'm looking right at it.
And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
And if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed.
And Loki, he's a full tilt diva, right?
And once you've won,
And our force, our Chitauri, will follow.
And put everyone here at risk.
And saw a man standing above everybody else,
And Selvig's clean.
And she turns out to be simply another pretty face.
And she's throwing off interference, radiation.
And stay open as long, as Loki wants.
And tell me which relays are in overload position.
And that's what we need.
And the humans, what can they do but burn?
And the other guy doesn't make a mess.
And the things that are about to come to light,
And the war criminal, Loki,
And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work
And then the air goes... (MIMICS EXPLOSION)
And then these guys were like... (MIMICS LASERS)
And then to be reminded what real power is.
And they trample everything in their path.
And they will never go away.
And they will,
And this green guy walks up and he goes... (ROARS)
And turn into an enormous green rage monster.
And we're sweeping for the signature now.
And what are you now?
And what if the other guy says no?
And when he screams, I'll split his skull.
And when I Wield it...
And you just might.
And you need to focus on the problem, Mr. Stark.
And you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself
And you're going to leave the fate of the human race
And you're not the only threat.
And you've been doing what, exactly?
And you've got the glow stick of destiny.
And your people paid the price.
And, B, not of use?
And, sorry, but the security snafu?
Ant, boot.
Anyone on the deck, we have a rogue bird.
Anything gets more than three blocks out,
Are you above or below angry bees?
Are you an alien?
Are you here to kill me, Ms. Romanoff?
Are you hurt?
Are you nuts?
Are you planning to step on us?
Are you ready for another bout?
Are you sure about this?
Aren't the stars and stripes a little
ArmY.
As an extraterrestrial attack,
At least we could rule out a few places.
Bad call. He loves his hammer.
BANNER ON MONSTEROUS VOICE: Stop lying to me!
Banner thought gamma radiation might hold the key to unlocking.
Banner, Thor...
BANNER: "Just you and me."
BANNER: All I packed was a toothbrush.
BANNER: Avoiding stress isn't the secret.
BANNER: Captain America's on threat watch?
BANNER: Did I hurt anybody?
BANNER: Did you know about this?
BANNER: He really grows on you, doesn't he?
BANNER: He would have to heat the Cube to 120 million Kelvin
BANNER: How did they find me?
BANNER: I just want to finish my work here, and...
BANNER: I think it's about the mechanics.
BANNER: I'm sorry. That was mean.
BANNER: It must be strange for you, all of this.
BANNER: So you're saying that the Hulk...
BANNER: So, Fury isn't after the monster?
BANNER: So, he's building another portal.
BANNER: So, this all seems horrible.
BANNER: Sorry.
BANNER: Steve, tell me none of this smells a little funky to you.
BANNER: Thanks for asking nicely.
BANNER: That's my secret, Cap.
BANNER: The gamma readings are definitely consistent
BANNER: The guy's not wrong about Loki.
BANNER: We are. The model's locked
BANNER: Well, if he could do that,
BANNER: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?
BANNER: What if I say no?
BANNER: Where? You rented my room.
BANNER: Who are you?
BANNER: Yeah, this is a team.
BANNER: You brought me to the edge of the city. Smart.
BANNER: You have to narrow your field.
BANNER: You see, I don't get a suit of armor.
BANNER: You should've got paid up front, Banner.
Barton told me everything.
Barton, I want you on that roof.
BARTON: But you don't.
BARTON: Captain,
BARTON: Captain, the bank on 42nd past Madison.
BARTON: I can.
BARTON: I need these vehicles.
BARTON: My next target.
BARTON: No one's come or gone.
BARTON: S.H.I.E.L.D. has no shortage of enemies, Doctor.
BARTON: Stark, you got a lot of strays sniffing your tail.
BARTON: You and I remember Budapest very differently.
Barton's been compromised.
Battle?
Because suddenly you get a little twitchy.
Because that always calms everything right down.
Because we'll need them to.
Before I can access the rotors,
Believe me
Betrayed.
Better clench up, Legolas.
Blueberry?
BRIDGE TECH: Reflection panels engaged.
Bring the carrier about to a 1 8 0, heading south!
Brother of Thor.
BRUCE BANNER: Slow down.
Bruce?
Bruce.
But first, we need you to talk to the big guy.
But for celebration.
But given that it's a stupid ass decision,
But he's worlds away.
But his eyes won't open.
But I believe with the right push they can be exactly what we need.
But it's all on you.
But it's going to take weeks to process.
But it's impossible to get out there to make repairs
But let's do a head count, here.
But now we need you to come in.
But right now, we got to put that behind us
But the device is already self sustaining.
But until I open the doors,
But we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned.
But we come here, battling like bilge snipe.
But we do know that billionaire Tony Stark's Iron Man...
But you better stop pretending to be a hero.
But you can control it. Because I learned how.
But you can't protect against yourself.
But you can't. I know, I tried.
But you're not the only people out there, are you?
Call outs at every junction.
Call your mom. Can you bunk over?
Called the Avengers Initiative.
Camera on the planet.
Can anybody copy?
Can they get it running? AGENT: Fire in engine three!
Can you fly one of those jets?
Can you give me a lift? Right.
Can you wipe out that much red?
Cap, hit the lever.
Captain America saved my life.
Cell phones, laptops...
Clear out the tech below.
Cognitive recalibration.
Come on, Stark.
Could you show Dr. Banner to his laboratory, please?
COULSON ON RADIO: Director?
Coulson, get back to base. This is a Level Seven.
COULSON: Campus should be clear in the next half hour.
COULSON: Climbing. When Selvig couldn't shut it down, we ordered evac.
COULSON: He talks about you a lot.
COULSON: He wasn't testing it. He wasn't even in the room.
COULSON: I can drop you. Fantastic.
COULSON: I mean, if it's not too much trouble.
COULSON: Location?
COULSON: Move away, please.
COULSON: Mr. Stark, we need to talk.
COULSON: Natasha...
COULSON: Oh, I've got Stark. You get the big guy.
COULSON: Sorry, boss.
COULSON: We made some modifications to the uniform.
COULSON: We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible
COULSON: What do we do?
COULSON: You were the world's first superhero.
COULSON: You're at 1 14 Silensky Plaza, 3rd floor.
COULSON: You're going to lose.
COULSON: You're going to lose.
COUNCILMAN 1: So, you let him take it
COUNCILMAN 1: That's not your call.
COUNCILMAN: This is out of line, Director.
COUNCILWOMAN: And the Tesseract?
COUNCILWOMAN: Director Fury,
COUNCILWOMAN: I don't think you understand what you've started,
CREWMAN: Yes, sir.
Deploy!
Deploy!
Despite the devastation of what has been confirmed
Detonation in 2 minutes, 30 seconds, mark.
Did he ask you to sign his Captain America trading cards yet?
Did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here
Did you feel an overabundance of control?
Didn't think those would fit you until you shrunk down
Director Fury, do you copy?
Director, you're closer than any of our subs.
Director.
Do better.
Do it! STARK: No, wait.
Do we?
Do you have somewhere for me to work?
Do you know what it's like to be unmade?
Doctor, it's spiking again.
Doctor, thank you for coming.
Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.
DOCTOR: Oh, my God.
Doctor.
Does anybody copy?
Don't do that to yourself, Clint.
Don't get too close.
Don't play well with others.
Don't.
Doors open from both sides.
Doth Mother know you wear eth her d****s?
Dr. Banner back to his...
Dr. Selvig read an energy surge from the Tesseract four hours ago.
Dreykov's daughter,
Enjoy the moment.
Erik is a good man.
Erskine's original formula.
Escort 6 0, proceed to Wishbone and engage hostile.
Especially if S.H.I.E.L.D. knows you need it.
Even helped keep some other interested parties
Even I don't know what it does.
Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower,
Every other Thursday.
Every piece of Phase 2 on a truck and gone.
Every world knows it.
Everyone! Clear out!
Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
Eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays.
Eyes on me.
FEMALE AGENT ON RADIO: Transport Six Six Bravo,
Finally, someone who speaks English.
Fine. Let's keep them occupied.
Finishes breaking into all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files.
For identity.
For taking on Loki alone.
For the destruction done to this city.
For your imagined slights?
Freedom is life's great lie.
From outer space.
From this environment, Doctor?
FURY ON RADIO: Hill!
FURY ON RADIO: Is he saying anything?
FURY: A promise.
FURY: Agent Coulson is down.
FURY: Agent Romanoff, would you escort.
FURY: Because of him.
FURY: Built for something a lot stronger than you.
FURY: Captain,
FURY: Dr. Banner is only here to track the Cube.
FURY: Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?
FURY: Free from what?
FURY: Gentlemen.
FURY: How long to get everyone out?
FURY: Howard Stark fished that out of the ocean
FURY: I am.
FURY: I assume you pulled the plug.
FURY: I need you to make sure
FURY: I'm asking, what are you prepared to do?
FURY: In case it's unclear,
FURY: Is the sun coming up?
FURY: Is there anything we know for certain?
FURY: It's Barton. He took out our systems.
FURY: l am.
FURY: Let's vanish.
FURY: NASA didn't authorize Selvig to go to test phase.
FURY: Oh, I think he Will be.
FURY: Once we get our hands on the Tesseract,
FURY: Rogers, we gathered everything related to the Tesseract.
FURY: Sound a general call.
FURY: Stark, we're losing altitude.
FURY: The Tesseract is where it belongs.
FURY: They found him.
FURY: They have the Tesseract! Shut them down!
FURY: They surely are, and the whole world knows it.
FURY: They're here.
FURY: This isn't about the Avengers.
FURY: Three minutes, max.
FURY: War hasn't started yet.
FURY: We have no quarrel with your people.
FURY: We prepared for this, Doctor. Harnessing energy from space.
FURY: We should tell them to go back to sleep?
FURY: What are you doing, Mr. Stark?
FURY: Where are the energy levels now?
FURY: You need to step away.
FURY:Just stay awake.
Gentlemen, you might want to step inside in a minute.
Get his attention.
Get our communications back up, whatever you have to do.
Get us over water.
Give yourself 12% of the credit.
Give yourself some credit. Please.
Glorious, not lengthy.
Go where? I'll tell you on the way.
Good move.
Good move.
Got it.
Got it. Stay close.
Grenade!
Half a mo.
Handsome fee, private plane, very remote.
Have become a battleground.
Have to be held responsible
Have you ever had someone take your brain and play?
Have you ever tried shawarma?
Have you seen anything that might set this thing off?
He can't be working alone. What about the other one?
He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?
He didn't. I just...
He does have the jump on us.
He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then,
He has a fever and he's moaning
He is ready to lead
He made a different call.
He means to bury us.
He means to lead them against your people.
He needs me in a cage?
He seemed like a good man.
He should have...
He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
He thought what we think.
He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered...
He wants an audience.
He wants flowers, he wants parades.
He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it.
He was doing his job.
He who put the scepter in your hand?
He will make you long for something sweet as pain.
He's a spy. Captain, he's "the" spy.
He's adopted.
He's an astrophysicist. He's a friend.
He's called Loki.
He's going to make his play soon, though.
He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does.
He's headed for the detention level.
He's like a smart person.
He's like a smart person.
He's not exactly hiding.
He's not from around here.
He's not leading an army from here.
Help!
Here.
Hey, I read all about your accident.
Hey, you guys aren't authorized to be in here.
Hey!
HILL: A lot of men still under.
HILL: Are you really sure about that?
HILL: Engage retro reflection panels.
HILL: He turns.
HILL: If we can't control the Tesseract's energy,
HILL: If we lose one more engine, we won't be.
HILL: It just turned itself on?
HILL: Sir, evacuation may be futile.
HILL: Sir, how does it work now?
HILL: Sir, is that really a priority right now?
HILL: Sir, the Hulk will tear this place apart!
HILL: The Council is on.
HILL: Those cards,
HILL: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
HILL:Sir, we have a bird in motion!
Hill! HILL: External detonation.
His brother.
His first name is "Agent."
His name was Phil.
His secrets have secrets.
Historically, not awesome.
Hostiles are in S.H.I.E.L.D. gear.
How desperate are you,
How did you get him out?
How do we do this? As a team.
How does Fury even see these?
How does it feel to be a genius?
How many are there? Call every lab you know.
How many spectrometers do you have access to?
How would you know if it's... Why is he "Phil"?
Huh.
HULK: Puny god.
Hurray. Good job, guys.
I am a god, you dull creature.
I am a king! Not here!
I am Loki, of Asgard
I assume the whole place is surrounded.
I built in a safety to cut their power source.
I can shut the portal down.
I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.
I copy.
I did.
I didn't ask.
I didn't care who I used it for, or on.
I didn't make it.
I didn't need to know.
I do.
I don't exactly feel safer with those things out there.
I don't give everything.
I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube.
I don't know how many survivors.
I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.
I don't know.
I don't know. Whoever's left.
I don't like being handed things.
I don't see how that's a party.
I don't suppose you know where.
I don't think you want to break that streak.
I don't threaten.
I dread what he plans for him once he's done.
I focused on helping other people. I was good.
I gave you this detail
I got low. I didn't see an end.
I got nothing for you.
I got on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s radar in a bad way.
I got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
I got red in my ledger.
I got to get this superconducting coolant system
I gotta say,
I guess he never did get you to sign them.
I had a little design input.
I have a plan. Attack.
I have a very specific skill set.
I have elected to ignore it.
I have grown, Odinson, in my exile.
I have men down. Hill?
I have never seen anything like this.
I have seen the true power of the Tesseract,
I have to flush him out.
I have unfinished business with Loki.
I heard it.
I hit you really hard on the head.
I just didn't argue with the god that did.
I just wanted to see what you'd do.
I kind of broke Harlem.
I kind of think you mean the other thing.
I know how you wanted this evening to go.
I lost my one good eye.
I mean to rule them, as why should I not?
I mean, I was present
I mean, what are we, a team?
I need a distraction.
I need a perimeter as far back as 39th.
I need men in those buildings.
I need you to get to that engine control panel
I never put all my chips on that number, though
I recognize the Council has made a decision.
I remember you tossing me into an abyss.
I said
I still need that.
I swear on my life, I will get you out of this.
I tend not to weep over that. I'm Russian.
I think that was meant for you.
I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.
I thought General Solohob is in charge of the export business.
I understood that reference.
I wake up, they say we won.
I want eyes on everything. Yes, sir.
I want eyes on everything. Yes, sir.
I want to hear
I was having 12% of a moment.
I was hoping you might join him.
I was in Calcutta. I was pretty well removed.
I watched you while you were sleeping.
I watched you while you were sleeping.
I will lead them in the glorious battle.
I will roger that.
I won't touch Barton, not until I make him kill you.
I would just...
I would like to wipe it out.
I would say I've expanded his mind.
I would sleep better, I suppose.
I would want to say thank you.
I'd say they've earned a leave of absence.
I'll fly you to Portland.
I'll have that drink now.
I'll persuade you.
I'll rough out a tracking algorithm, basic cluster recognition.
I'll tell you what.
I'm actually out.
I'm always angry.
I'm exposed. Like a nerve.
I'm going to have to get in there and push.
I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages
I'm having one.
I'm in DC tomorrow,
I'm just trying to keep them off the streets.
I'm not afraid to hit an old man.
I'm not currently tracking their whereabouts.
I'm not marching to Fury's fife.
I'm not the one who's out of time.
I'm sorry, isn't everything?
I'm sorry.
I'm starting to want you to make me.
I'm wondering if they shouldn't have kept him on ice.
I'm working on the zoning for the next three buildings.
I've been compromised.
I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes.
I've come too far for anything else.
I've got a cluster of shrapnel trying every second
I've got you on the computer, but not on the day log.
I've seen the footage.
I've sort of met you. I mean,
If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.
If I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket,
If I send that bird out, we already have.
If it's connected to a satellite, it's eyes and ears for us.
If she reaches peak level...
If that thing gets up to speed, you'll get shredded.
If the Tesseract is kept from us,
If there was any tampering, sir, it wasn't at this end.
If there was, that's where I'd be.
If they didn't have something
If we can put together a list...
If we don't hold them here, we lose everything.
If we get into a situation like this again,
If you didn't? Yeah.
If you fail,
If you so much as scratch that glass,
If you try to escape,
If you're in.
If your force is as formidable as you claim.
In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret.
In a mad scramble for power,
In a mad scramble for power,
In case you needed to kill me.
In every way he knows you fear.
In heroes.
In my youth, I courted war.
In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
In some subtle way later, aren't I?
In the end,
In the end,
In the first place?
Increase collective to 8.0%.
Increase output to capacity.
Into his personal flying monkeys.
Iridium... What do they need the iridium for?
Is a power source of high energy density.
Is not this simpler?
Is not this simpler?
Is she a spy, too? They start that young?
Is that supposed to be funny? No, it's not funny at all.
Is that the only word on me?
Is that what you know?
Is the Tesseract.
Is there anything you can tell us about the Tesseract
Is this a submarine?
Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
Is this the stuff you need?
Is to court death.
Is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.
Is what drew Loki to it, and his allies.
Isn't funny.
It emits a gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace.
It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.
It is a signal to all the realms
It is on a little world, a human world.
It just seems that there's a lot they're not telling us.
It may be able to close the portal.
It may be magical,
It means the portal won't collapse on itself
It seems to run on some form of electricity.
It took me a couple of years to collect them all.
It was designed for exactly this...
It was quite the buzz around here, finding you in the ice.
It was still all over the news.
It will slow the rotors down long enough for me to get out.
It would be my genuine pleasure.
It's 30,000 feet straight down in a steel trap.
It's a nice sentiment. Saved it for what?
It's a stabilizing agent.
It's a terrible privilege.
It's a vintage set.
It's an honor to meet you officially.
It's an old fashioned notion.
It's bugging him, too. Isn't it?
It's for her.
It's found in meteorites. It forms anti protons.
It's going to blow up in his face.
It's going to get a little hard to breathe.
It's gonna blow in less than a minute.
It's in your nature. Hmm.
It's just really great knowing they're out there.
It's just the prototype.
It's no accident, Loki taking Erik Selvig.
It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance, upon me.
It's not your fault.
It's okay, boss.
It's powered by an arc reactor, a self sustaining energy source.
It's really not that complicated.
It's seen a bit of mileage,
It's the unspoken truth of humanity,
It's the unspoken truth of humanity,
It's too late to stop it.
It's unbreachable.
It's up to us.
It's very hard to get hold of.
Jarvis, anytime now.
Jarvis, find me a soft spot.
JARVIS: I just did.
JARVIS: I wouldn't consider him a role model.
JARVIS: Power at 400% capacity.
JARVIS: Sir, Agent Coulson of S. H. I.E.L.D. is on the line.
JARVIS: Sir, I've turned off the arc reactor
JARVIS: Sir, shall I try Miss Potts?
JARVIS: Sir, the Mark 7 is not ready for deployment.
JARVIS: Sir, the telephone.
JARVIS: Sir, we have more incoming.
JARVIS: Sir, we will lose power before we penetrate that shell.
JARVIS: The barrier is pure energy.
Jury's out.
Just get him here. We're low on time.
Just keep me posted.
Just like you said.
Just to break through the Coulomb barrier.
Keep love alive.
KneeL
Last night.
Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet
Lermentov, yes?
Less! Less!
Let him be an example.
Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day.
Let's see what we've got.
Levels 2 and 3 are dark.
Lever.
Light her up.
Like it did at S.H.I.E.L.D.
Like the pharaohs of old.
Like what? Bilge snipe.
Literally, I lifted the heavy things.
Loki is a prisoner.
Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard.
Loki is manipulating you.
Loki means to unleash the Hulk.
Loki will face Asgardian justice.
Loki, did he get away?
LOKI: After.
LOKI: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
LOKI: And what will you do if I vow to spare him?
LOKI: And you're doing a marvelous job with that.
LOKI: Are you ever not going to fall for that?
LOKI: Can you?
LOKI: Did you mourn?
LOKI: Enough!
LOKI: Freedom.
LOKI: How will your friends have time for me
LOKI: I come with glad tidings
LOKI: I don't have it.
LOKI: I have an army.
LOKI: I missed you, too.
LOKI: I remember a shadow.
LOKI: I thought the beast had wandered off.
LOKI: I was a king!
LOKI: I'm not overly fond of what follows.
LOKI: I've seen worlds you've never known about!
LOKI: If it's all the same to you,
LOKI: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
LOKI: It burns you to have come so close.
LOKI: It's an impressive cage.
LOKI: It's too late.
LOKI: Let them gird themselves.
LOKI: Of course it does.
LOKI: Oh, no.
LOKI: Please don't.
LOKI: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
LOKI: Send the rest.
LOKI: Stalling me won't change anything.
LOKI: Tell me what you need.
LOKI: That was the plan.
LOKI: The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that.
LOKI: The humans think us immortal.
LOKI: The soldier.
LOKI: There are no men like me.
LOKI: There's not many people who can sneak up on me.
LOKI: Well, then.
LOKI: You can't.
LOKI: You have heart.
LOKI: You should thank me.
LOKI: You will all fall before me.
LOKI: Your father.
Loki's going to keep this fight focused on us,
Loki's jab at Fury about the Cube.
Loki's scepter.
Loki's scepter. The energy.
Long enough to disengage maglev and that could...
Look around you!
Look, you can't pull me out of this right now.
Looking for that briefcase.
Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
Makes play he's still a man.
Maybe I had that coming.
Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us,
Me?
Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
Monkeys? I do not understand.
Mr. Stark. Phil! Come in.
My calculations are far from complete.
My father...
Nat? I see him.
Natasha Romanoff.
NATASHA: You really think I'm pretty?
Natasha?
Natasha?
Natasha.
Natasha...
National Guard?
Navigation's recalibrating after the engine failure.
Near mint.
Neither am I.
Nice call.
Nick Fury seems to trust you.
No contacts, no IMs.
No crevice where he cannot find you.
No drink? Are you sure?
No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing.
No one's going to put you in a...
No tension, no surprises.
No, all this came from that.
No, but I like this.
No, I'm clocking out here.
No, it's won by soldiers.
No, no. Threatening.
No, of course not. I'm here on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.
No, we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No. The Earth is under my protection, Loki.
No. We can, together.
Not a great plan.
Not an option.
Not Asgard. Loki.
Not built, I think, for me.
Not let you out.
Not so much.
Not today! (GROANS)
Not yet.
Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Now you want to wade into a war. Why?
Number three engine is down.
Of a world made free.
Of self sustaining clean energy.
Of the people in this room,
Off your scent.
Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5
Oh, I've heard.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you are. Absolutely.
Oh, you.
Okay
Okay, let's go. No, leave it. Go!
Okay?
Okay.
Old fashioned?
OLD MAN: Not to men like you.
OLD MAN: There are always men like you.
Once you're king of the mountain,
One more turbine goes down, and we drop.
One out of five... (GRUNTS)
Only word I care about.
Ooh.
Or I was.
Or just good aim.
Our communications, the location of the Cube,
Our intelligence says Thor is not a hostile
Out of our reach.
Override order 7 Alpha 1 1.
Pathetic!
People might just need a little old fashioned.
PEPPER: Come on in. We're celebrating.
PEPPER: How does it look?
PEPPER: I didn't know that either.
PEPPER: I'm going to take the jet to DC tonight.
PEPPER: Is this about the Avengers?
PEPPER: It's not going to be that subtle.
PEPPER: Levels are holding steady, I think.
PEPPER: Well, assuming the arc reactor takes over
PEPPER: Well, I really wouldn't know, now would I?
PEPPER: What is all this?
PEPPER: What? BOO!
Phase 2 isn't ready. Our enemy is.
Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea.
PILOT: 7 Alpha 1 1, confirmed. We're go for takeoff.
PILOT: Arms and ammunition. Over.
PILOT: Copy.
PILOT: Package is sent.
PILOT: We're about 40 minutes out from home base, sir.
Plan B.
Please leave a message. This is urgent.
Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Please.
POLICEMAN 1: It's going to be an hour
POLICEMAN 2: Does the army know what's happening here?
Power plant performing at capacity.
Pull you out and stuff something else in?
Put down the scepter.
Put on the suit.
Put on the suit.
Put the woman on the phone, or I will blow up the block
Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails.
Really?
Remind me again how you made your fortune, Stark.
Repeat, takeoff is not authorized.
REPORTER: Tough questions are being asked
Right at the crown!
Right into the line of fire.
Right through the ceiling.
Right, I've heard that before.
Right.
Right. I caught his act in Stuttgart.
Roger that.
ROGERS: All right, listen up.
ROGERS: Always a way out.
ROGERS: An army
ROGERS: And you're all about style, aren't you?
ROGERS: Are we done, here?
ROGERS: Are you here with a mission, sir?
ROGERS: At this point, I doubt anything would surprise me.
ROGERS: Banner?
ROGERS: Didn't really go his way, did it?
ROGERS: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?
ROGERS: Dr. Banner,
ROGERS: Dr. Banner.
ROGERS: Dr. Banner.
ROGERS: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.
ROGERS: Hey!
ROGERS: Hey! Nothing?
ROGERS: HYDRA'S secret weapon.
ROGERS: I don't remember it being that easy.
ROGERS: I hope I'm the man for the job.
ROGERS: I hope I'm the man for the job.
ROGERS: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you.
ROGERS: I slept for 70 years, sir. I think I've had my fill.
ROGERS: I was wrong, Director.
ROGERS: I would start with that stick of his.
ROGERS: I'm sorry. Did you say...
ROGERS: I'm sure if he still made weapons, Stark would be neck deep...
ROGERS: Is everything a joke to you?
ROGERS: Is that what just happened?
ROGERS: It's all right, I wouldn't have come aboard
ROGERS: Just find the Cube.
ROGERS: Like you controlled the Cube?
ROGERS: Loki needs a power source.
ROGERS: Loki.
ROGERS: Loki's gonna drag this out.
ROGERS: Mr. Stark.
ROGERS: No, no. It's fine.
ROGERS: Okay, the relays are intact.
ROGERS: Phase 2 is S.H.I.E.L.D. uses the Cube to make weapons.
ROGERS: Put on the suit, let's find out.
ROGERS: Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.
ROGERS: Save it.
ROGERS: Show some respect. STARK: Respect what?
ROGERS: So, this Dr. Banner was trying to replicate the serum they used on me?
ROGERS: Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony.
ROGERS: Speak English!
ROGERS: Stark, you know that's a one way trip.
ROGERS: Stark!
ROGERS: The Stark Tower? That big, ugly
ROGERS: There's not enough time.
ROGERS: There's only one God, ma'am.
ROGERS: Time to go.
ROGERS: We got to get back up there.
ROGERS: What are you doing?
ROGERS: What's the matter? Are you scared of a little lightning?
ROGERS: What's the story upstairs?
ROGERS: When I went under, the world was at war.
ROGERS: You know damn well why. Back off!
ROGERS: You know, the last time I was in Germany,
ROGERS: You need men in these buildings.
ROGERS: You think Fury's hiding something?
ROMANOFF ON PA: Loki, drop the weapon and stand down.
ROMANOFF: Are you boys really that naive?
ROMANOFF: But you figured I'd come.
ROMANOFF: Captain, none of this is going to mean a damn thing
ROMANOFF: Coulson, you know that Stark trusts me about as far as he can throw me.
ROMANOFF: Guys.
ROMANOFF: He wants you to find it. It's been taken.
ROMANOFF: I can close it.
ROMANOFF: I want to know what you've done to Agent Barton.
ROMANOFF: I'd sit this one out, Cap.
ROMANOFF: I've seen worse.
ROMANOFF: Just like Budapest all over again.
ROMANOFF: Just you and me.
ROMANOFF: Let me put you on hold.
ROMANOFF: Loki has him under some kind of spell,
ROMANOFF: No, we could use a little worse.
ROMANOFF: Not a word.
ROMANOFF: Not that he's told me.
ROMANOFF: Now you sound like you.
ROMANOFF: Regimes fall every day.
ROMANOFF: So, Banner.
ROMANOFF: Stand down.
ROMANOFF: We all are.
ROMANOFF: We never lost you, Doctor.
ROMANOFF: Where is Barton now?
ROMANOFF: You got to level out. It's going to take time.
ROMANOFF: You know, for a man
ROMANOFF: You're a monster.
ROMANOFF: You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys.
ROMANOFF: You've been more than a year without an incident.
ROMANOFF:Another Asgardian?
Romanoff?
S.H.I.E.L.D. has ever tried to hide.
S.H.I.E.L.D. monitors potential threats.
São Paulo,
Security breach. It's on you.
SECURITY GUARD: You fell out of the sky.
See you there.
SELVIG: It's too late!
SELVIG: Loki,
SELVIG: Put it over there.
SELVIG: She's an energy source.
SELVIG: The scepter...
SELVIG: The Tesseract is misbehaving.
Send Thor as well.
Sentiment.
Shall we play, Doctor?
She can't stop now.
She wants to show us something!
She was asked to consult there very suddenly yesterday.
She'll be safe.
Should we test that?
Sir, please put down the spear.
Sir.
Sir.
Slow them down.
Smash.
So I moved on.
So you could keep a close eye on things.
So, any chance you're driving by LaGuardia?
So, let's trade.
So, Thor, what's his play?
So, why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project?
Solohob
Some, pretty extremely far.
Some, very recently.
Somebody's got to get outside and patch that engine.
Something that makes up for the horrors.
Something to kick start the Cube.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a gun.
Son, just don't.
Sorry, kids,
Sounds exhausting.
STAN LEE: Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.
Stand by it. Wait for my word.
Stark Tower is your baby.
Stark, are you seeing this?
Stark, do you hear me?
Stark, these things are still coming.
Stark, we got him. STARK: Banner?
Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Stark, you copy that? STARK: I'm on it.
Stark, you got the perimeter.
STARK: A hero? Like you?
STARK: A nuclear deterrent.
STARK: Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.
STARK: Agent Romanoff. You miss me?
STARK: And then shawarma after.
STARK: And there's one other person you pissed off.
STARK: Call it, Captain.
STARK: Do you think I'm not?
STARK: Following's not really my style.
STARK: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
STARK: Good.
STARK: Grow a spine, Jarvis. I got a date.
STARK: He made it personal.
STARK: He was an idiot.
STARK: Hold on!
STARK: Hold on. How is this now about me?
STARK: How about that?
STARK: How long?
STARK: I assume.
STARK: I could get there fastest.
STARK: I got a nuke coming in.
STARK: I guess we'll find out.
STARK: I think I would just cut the wire.
STARK: I'm just saying, pick a weekend.
STARK: I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now.
STARK: I'm not in.
STARK: I'm sorry, Nick.
STARK: If we bypass their mainframe
STARK: It takes us a while to get any traction,
STARK: It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner.
STARK: Jarvis has been running it since I hit the bridge.
STARK: Jarvis, you ever hear the tale of Jonah?
STARK: Like Christmas, but with more me.
STARK: Make your move, Reindeer Games.
STARK: Might as well.
STARK: Of course they are. I was directly involved.
STARK: Pepper, you're killing me. The moment, remember?
STARK: Save the rest for the turn, J.
STARK: Seeing. Still working on believing.
STARK: Shakespeare in the Park?
STARK: Shut it down, Dr. Selvig.
STARK: Square deal. Fly safe.
STARK: Stark Tower is about to become a beacon
STARK: Still, you are pretty spry for an older fellow.
STARK: That is the point. That's Loki's point.
STARK: The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought.
STARK: The Avengers.
STARK: The next building is gonna say "Potts" on the tower.
STARK: The rest of the raw materials,
STARK: Then don't take my stuff.
STARK: Then leave it urgently.
STARK: Then skip the spinning rims. We're on the clock.
STARK: This is
STARK: Thor's right. We got to deal with these guys.
STARK: Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize
STARK: Wait, you're on that list?
STARK: We are not soldiers.
STARK: We have a Hulk.
STARK: Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon.
STARK: Well, what if I didn't?
STARK: What do you mean? All this came from you.
STARK: What he's got is an Acme dynamite kit.
STARK: What is "Phase 2"?
STARK: What the hell?
STARK: What, Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
STARK: Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam?
STARK: Yeah, divide and conquer is great
STARK: Yeah, I got that.
STARK: Yeah... No.
STARK: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime.
STARK: You're missing the point. There is no throne.
Stay out of the way.
Swing up Park. I'm going to lay them out for you.
Take that off, what are you?
Take us to the water! We're flying blind.
Talk to Fury. He needs you on this.
Talk to me, Doctor.
Talk to me.
Target acquired.
Target engaged.
Tell him he is out.
Tell me.
Tell them to put the spectrometers on the roof
Than you already know.
Thank you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, but the last time I was in New York,
Thanks.
Thanks.
That can be harmful.
That can't be controlled.
That I did know.
That is the island of Manhattan, Councilman.
That man is playing Galaga.
That much gamma exposure should have killed you.
That someone is watching over us.
That stator control unit can reverse the polarity
That the Earth is ready for a higher form of war.
That wants to be here?
That was on you. Oh.
That we ought to know now?
That you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
That you crave subjugation.
That you crave subjugation.
That's enough.
That's fine, because I love to be handed things.
That's nice.
That's not the point.
That's still not gonna find them in time.
That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
That's what he wants.
That's what he's getting at.
That's what we call ourselves. We're sort of like a team.
That's your play.
The Army is here trying to contain the violence
The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy
The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy
The cell was just in case...
The Chitauri grow restless.
The Council has made a decision.
The extraordinary heroics
The famous Black Widow
The god rabbited.
The guy's all over the place.
The hospital fire?
The humans slaughter each other in droves
The man out of time.
The only major component he still needs
The only thing you really fight for is yourself.
The other guy saved my life?
THE OTHER: Humans.
THE OTHER: The Tesseract has awakened.
The payload will wipe out Midtown.
The Phase 2 prototypes are shipped out.
The quantum tunneling effect.
The rightful king of Asgard,
The Tesseract can't fight,
The Tesseract could be the key to unlimited sustainable energy.
The Tesseract has shown me so much.
The Tesseract is not only active, she's behaving.
The Tesseract is with a hostile force.
The uniform?
The universe, yours.
The war.
The world has gotten even stranger
The world hasn't changed a bit.
The world's filling up with people who can't be matched,
Their sudden appearance
Then prove it. Put that hammer down.
Then suit up.
Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
Then what is it? Yoga?
Then why do I feel like he's the only person on this boat
Then you should be out, celebrating, seeing the world.
There is no stopping it.
There is no version of this where you come out on top.
There is sickness here!
There may not be a minimum safe distance.
There was a cellist, I think.
There was an idea, Stark knows this,
There will be no realm, no barren moon,
There's a debriefing packet
There's a lot we'll have to bring you up to speed on
There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here.
There's no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.
There's no pain would prise his need from him.
There's nobody around here to get hurt.
These so called "heroes"
These were in Phil Coulson's jacket.
They are not the cowering wretches we were promised.
They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled.
They called it.
They didn't say what we lost.
They need you on the bridge.
They needed the push.
They stand.
They told me you would be coming.
They want me in a submerged, pressurized, metal container?
They were in Coulson's locker, not in his jacket.
They Will Win him the Earth,
They would wield its power,
They'll come back.
They'll come for you.
They're not getting through here, so what the hell...
They're not of Asgard, nor any world known.
They're starting the face trace.
They're starting the face trace.
They've cornered a lot of civilians in there.
They've gone their separate ways.
They've got an excellent observatory in Tromsø.
This
This does not mean that we're making...
This doesn't have to get any messier.
This guy is still alive!
This guy packs a wallop.
This is a child at prayer.
This is a man who means to start a war
This is Agent Romanoff.
This is Loki.
This is monsters and magic,
This is my bargain, you mewling quim.
This is the basest sentimentality.
This isn't a consultation.
This isn't about personality profiles anymore.
This little circle of light, it's part of me now,
This moron is giving me everything.
This place is about to blow
This seems serious. Phil's pretty shaken.
This stops it.
This takes precedence.
This usually works.
This was never gonna work
This was their fight. Where are they now?
This way, sir.
This.
THOR: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
THOR: Do not touch me again.
THOR: Have care how you speak.
THOR: He has an army called the Chitauri.
THOR: He's not slowing down.
THOR: I do not know. Loki's mind is far afield.
THOR: I thought humans were more evolved than this.
THOR: I thought you dead.
THOR: Loki!
THOR: Look at this!
THOR: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.
THOR: So be it.
THOR: The power surrounding the Cube is impenetrable.
THOR: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard. No human is a match for it.
THOR: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother.
THOR: They were better as they were.
THOR: This is beyond you, metal man.
THOR: We all did. Our father...
THOR: We are not your enemies, Banner.
THOR: We were raised together.
THOR: We're not finished yet.
THOR: What are you asking me to do?
THOR: Where is the Tesseract?
THOR: Who showed you this power?
THOR: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
THOR: You listen well, brother.
THOR: You people are so petty and tiny.
THOR: You speak of control, yet you court chaos.
THOR: You think yourself above them?
THOR: Your work with the Tesseract
Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship
To a handful of freaks.
To a regular size feller.
To challenge them
To crawl its way into my heart.
To fight the battles that we never could.
To have the Tesseract, to have power,
To have you on board this...
To have you on board this...
To lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
To move our cargo?
To move the tanks.
To see if they could become something more.
To see if they could work together when we needed them to,
To tear us apart.
To the greater worlds the Tesseract will unveil.
To turn two of the sharpest men I know
To...
Today.
Tomorrow.
Top ten floors, all R&D.
Tourist. (GRUNTS)
Trading cards?
Try to think! (SCOFFS)
Trying to get me back in the world?
Trying to save it.
Turbine looks mostly intact
Turn off the Tesseract, or I'll destroy it.
Uh huh. Or you'll be suiting up with the rest of us.
Uh oh.
Uh, kind of been wondering the same thing about you.
Uh...
Until I'm certain my team can't hold it,
Until such time as the world ends,
Until the pain starts.
Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment.
Until you dragged me back into this freak show
Until your force is mine to command,
Up in his nest, as usual.
Wait. Cross match, 79%.
Was he married?
Was that the point of all this?
We are at level, sir. Good.
We are at war.
We are clear.
We can clock this at around 600 teraflops.
We can't depend on him to help, either.
We don't know. But he's alive?
We ended up disagreeing.
We got this. It's good. Go.
We got to stop him.
We had to come up with something.
We have an F 22 exactly eight miles out.
We have orders. We should follow them.
We have the Hulk and Thor on Research Level 4.
We have to go through him
We keep the fighting here.
We learned that not only are we not alone
We look beyond the Earth
We moved Jane Foster.
We need a response team.
We need a response team.
We need a response team.
We need full evac on the lower hangar bay.
We need to shut it down!
We need you to come in. Are you kidding? I'm working.
We need you to look this over as soon as possible.
We played together, we fought together.
We pretend on Asgard that we're more advanced
We started working on the prototype after you sent the Destroyer.
We turn off the power, she turns it back on.
We were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract.
We will act as though it intends to spin on.
We'll have the location within half a mile.
We're a time bomb.
We're clear upstairs, sir. You need to go.
We're dead in the air up here.
We're going to be okay. All right?
We're going to set up a perimeter all the way down to 39th Street.
We're good here.
We're okay, right?
We're okay.
We've got civilians still trapped up here.
We've got maybe two minutes before this goes critical.
We've kept our distance.
We've made some mistakes along the way.
We've seen the list.
We've seen the list.
Well, I did do all the heavy lifting.
Well, I didn't know.
Well, I don't every time get what I want.
Well, I made a name for myself.
Well, I promise a stress free environment.
Well, let me know if "real power" wants a magazine or something.
Well, maybe it's not about guns.
Well, then, son, you've got a condition.
Well, then...
Well, they can't bank worth a damn.
Well, this is actually kind of familiar.
Well, yes.
Well, you're not wrong.
Well...
What are they doing in the energy business
What did Loki do to you?
What does it look like in there?
What happens to his mind?
What is your haul? Over.
What isn't he telling us?
What just happened?
What the hell was step two?
What, are you getting sleepy?
What?
What?
What?
What's our next move?
What's your thing, Pilates?
Whatever. Ms. Potts, got a second?
When he was looking for you.
When I first came to Earth, Loki's rage followed me here,
When they are so busy fighting you?
When you were cast out, defeated?
Where are the Avengers?
Where are you with that?
Where did you find all these people?
Where is my disadvantage?
Where the Tesseract is?
Where you don't use that
Wherever he is, and wherever any of them are,
Which brings me to my next question.
Which I know nothing about.
Which is why he can't stay.
Which is why you should be focusing on Phase 2.
Which one is, A, wearing a spangly outfit,
While we're in the air.
While you idly fret.
While you were unconscious from the ice.
While you were unconscious from the ice.
Who are you working for?
Who are you?
Who controls the would be king?
Who had a grudge match that leveled a small town.
Who should be answering for his crime.
Who took it from you?
Who's supposed to be avoiding stress
Who's that? BARTON: They didn't tell me.
Why am I back?
Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before?
Why the hell should I take orders from you?
Why?
Why? For believing?
Will change anything?
With everything that's happening
With me.
With Selvig's reports of the Tesseract.
With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy
Without him, these things could run wild.
WOMAN: What, this is all somehow their fault?
Word is, you can find the Cube.
Work hard.
Work on dislodging the debris.
Would you like a drink?
Yeah, hi.
Yeah, I noticed.
Yeah, that was just previews. This is opening night.
Yeah, the Cube is a doorway to the other end of space, right?
Yeah, then you get your Cube back. No muss, no fuss.
Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.
Yeah, you say "peace,"
Yeah? Well, get in line.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor.
Yeah. I'll read all about it.
Yeah. It's gonna be fun.
Yes,
Yes, and I'm not leaving
Yes, I've met them.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Then put it on the left.
You and me, we stay here on the ground.
You are but words.
You are, all of you, beneath me!
You believe?
You brought the monster.
You changed everything around here.
You changed his life.
You could smell crazy on him.
You did scare the hell out of some pigeons, though.
You didn't come here because I bat my eyelashes at you.
You didn't know what you were doing.
You don't get to see my party trick after all.
You don't have the Tesseract yet.
You don't have those? I don't think so.
You don't understand.
You ever been in a war, Councilman? In a firefight?
You get how that works?
You give up the Tesseract!
You got a suit?
You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.
You got to fight it. This is just what Loki wants.
You have a missile headed straight for the city.
You have made me very desperate.
You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark.
You keep them off the streets.
You know that I do.
You know that?
You know, I thought we were having a moment.
You know, it's really just a huge honor
You know, it's really just a huge honor
You lie and kill
You like this?
You listen carefully.
You located the Tesseract?
You may not be a threat
You may not enjoy that.
You mean when you've finished?
You might have missed a couple of things
You might not be glad that you did.
You need the Cube to bring me home.
You need to do some press.
You pretend to be separate, to have your own code,
You question him,
You question us?
You really have got a lid on it, haven't you?
You saw? The whole thing.
You see that red lever?
You should have left your armor on for that.
You steal a force you can't hope to control.
You take them to the basements or through the subway.
You think this madness will end with your rule?
You think you could make Loki tell us
You think you know pain?
You threaten my world with war.
You treat your champions with such mistrust.
You turn it back or you turn it to ash.
You want to know how I stay calm?
You want to think about removing yourself
You were awake when you fell.
You were made to be ruled.
You will always kneel.
You will have your war, Asgardian.
You will know peace.
You will walk away and never ever...
You would appear as a friend, as a balm.
You'd love it. It's Candy Land.
You're a doctor.
You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers.
You're a spy, not a soldier.
You're dealing with forces you can't control.
You're in the wind.
You're not going alone. You're gonna stop me?
You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play,
You're running the world's greatest covert security network
You're saying that this Asgard is declaring war on our planet?
You're supposed to be locating the Tesseract.
You're tip toeing, big man. You need to strut.
You're up.
You've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Your brother, the demigod,
Your ledger is dripping. It's gushing red
Your outdated information betrays you.
Your work on antielectron collisions is unparalleled.
Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man.
12%?
12%? My baby?
ROGERS: That guy's a friendly? STARK: Doesn't matter.
...It was teeming with sweaty workmen.
...you may have to write it down.
"A warm light for all mankind."
"At this end"?
"Phil"?
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(AGENTS CLAMORING IN DISTANCE)
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(AGENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
(AGENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
(AGENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
(AGENTS YELLING)
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(ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL GRUNT)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ANSWERS IN RUSSIAN)
(ARROW STRIKING)
(BANNER GROANING)
(BANNER GROANS LOUDLY)
(BEEPING INCREASES TEMPO)
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(BOTH STRAINING)
(BUBBLING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(CHATTER FROM NEWS REPORTS OVERLAPPING)
(CHITAURI POWERING DOWN)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) Well, those I actively try to avoid.
(CHUCKLING)
(CLAMORING)
(CMLIANS CLAMORING)
(CMLIANS CLAMORING)
(COCKS GUN)
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
(CONTINUES GMNG INSTRUCTIONS)
(CONTINUES IN GERMAN)
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(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)
(CRIES OUT)
(CROWD CRIES OUT)
(CROWD GASPING IN ASTONISHMENT)
(CROWD GASPING)
(CROWD SCREAMING)
(CURATOR SPEAKING GERMAN)
(DIRECTING AGENTS)
(ELECTRIC DISCHARGE) Ow!
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(ENERGY CRACKLING)
(ENERGY CRACKLING)
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(GROANING LOUDLY)
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(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS) Thanks.
(GUARD GRUNTING)
(GUNSHOT) (GRUNTS)
(HULK ROARING)
(HULK ROARING)
(HULK SNARLING) (THOR GROANING)
(IN MONSTROUS VOICE) Your life?
(JARVIS POWERING DOWN)
(LASERS FIRING)
(LAUGHING)
(LOKI CHUCKLING)
(LOKI LAUGHING)
(LOUD MECHANICAL GROWL)
(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
(MAN EXCLAIMS IN HINDI)
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(MEN SPEAKING HINDI)
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(METAL CRUNCHING) (SENSORS BEEPING)
(METAL STRAINING)
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(PANICKED WHISPERING)
(PANTING AND GROANING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(POWERING UP) Do you want to find out?
(RAIL GUN FIRING)
(REAR HATCH OPENING)
(REPLYING IN RUSSIAN)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
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(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(ROARS) (GASPS)
(RUMBLING)
(SCOFFS) He was out of his league. He should have waited.
(SCOFFS) The Hawk?
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
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(Selvig) Yeah, iridium.
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(STRAINING)
(THOR GRUNTING)
(THOR LAUGHING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(TURBINES POWERING UP)
(VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪♪ And I can't get enough, and I can't get my thrill Cause I .. ♪♪
♪♪ I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will Cause I shoot to thrill, and I'm ready to kill ♪♪
♪♪ Play to kill... ♪♪
♪♪ Shoot to thrill ♪♪

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