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Love Actually (2003)

Love Actually (2003)

Love Actually is a heartwarming and romantic comedy film directed by Richard Curtis and released in 2003. Its star-studded cast brings to life numerous interconnected love stories during the lead-up to Christmas in London.

The film features an ensemble cast that includes some of the most talented actors of their generation. The cast list includes Hugh Grant as the charming and lovable Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Emma Thompson as a betrayed wife struggling with her emotions, Alan Rickman as her husband tempted by a seductive co-worker played by Heike Makatsch, and Laura Linney as a woman torn between her demanding job and her unrequited love for a colleague.

Other notable cast members include Liam Neeson, who portrays a grieving widower trying to connect with his stepson, played by Thomas Sangster. Colin Firth plays a writer who falls in love with his Portuguese housekeeper, played by Lúcia Moniz, despite their language barrier. Keira Knightley plays a newlywed constantly showered with attention by a secret admirer, played by Andrew Lincoln. Bill Nighy, playing an aging and raucous rock star, and Gregor Fisher, his loyal manager, add comedic flair to the film.

The movie follows these characters, along with many others, as their lives intersect and their paths cross in unexpected ways. It explores different forms of love, be it romantic, familial, or the love between friends. Each story is unique but manages to evoke a range of emotions, from heartache and longing to joy and laughter. Love Actually masterfully weaves together these stories, reminding us that love is all around us, especially during the holiday season.

The film's soundtrack plays a vital role in conveying the emotions and enhancing the storytelling. From the iconic opening scene set to the melodic strains of "Christmas is All Around" by Billy Mack (Bill Nighy) to the tear-jerking climax accompanied by Norah Jones' soulful rendition of "Turn Me On," the soundtrack adds an extra layer of heart and soul to the film. It features other well-known artists like Joni Mitchell, Maroon 5, and Kelly Clarkson, bringing an array of beautiful melodies and lyrics to accompany the various love stories.

If you want to relive the magic of Love Actually, you can play and download the sounds that made this film so memorable. Listen to Hugh Grant's endearing speech as the Prime Minister, experience the bittersweet moment when Emma Thompson silently cries to Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now," or feel the warmth of Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln's unspoken love. The soundtrack has a song for every mood and moment, letting you immerse yourself in the love and laughter that this film encapsulates.

So, gather your loved ones around, snuggle up with a cozy blanket, and get ready to be captivated by Love Actually. Let the music and the touching stories remind you of the power of love, no matter the time of year. Don't forget, you can play and download the film's enchanting sounds here, to keep the spirit of love alive.

A classic fool.
A dozen roses, diamond rings
A lot.
A relationship based on the President taking what he wants
Aa ahh.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?
Absolutely. There is one final thing to look at.
Actually, do you mind if I just absent myself for a second?
Actually, I do love this one.
Actually, I was serious I don't know where it is. I'll have a look tonight.
Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
Actually...
Ah, bonjour, Eleonore.
Ah, er...
Ah, Natalie. Hi.
Ah, right. Well, er...
Ah, well. OK, well...
Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be a difficult one to play. Alex.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Brilliant.
Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?
Ah...
All alone on Christmas
All alone on Christmas Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas is you
All is bright
All of your Christmases
All right, bye bye.
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
All the local schools have joined together, even St Basil's...
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.
Alone again.
Although I think the original version was by Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons.
America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.
American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
And a wave.
And advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.
And as usual, my darling girl...
And casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm...
And circus crowds
And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
And even if she did, she'd despise me.
And everyone worships her because she's heaven.
And feel my touch
And feel my touch
And feeling proud
And Ferris wheels
And for this, we ask you to forgive us.
And get drunk with my fat manager...
And he's got a big knob
And he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.
And I burn every track Clipse and J Timberlake...
And I can't breathe
And I can't breathe
And I can't hide
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye bye.
And I know you've never particularly warmed to me.
And I love you, I love you, I love you...
And I realised that, as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it,
And I won't go
And I won't leave
And I won't sleep
And I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,
And I'm the lobster.
And if you want more
And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
And may all
And may all of your Christmases
And now I'm left with no one, wrinkled and alone.
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
And now if it's going to ruin Sam's life as well...
And of course I prediction you say no...
And of course, your mobile goes.
And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be crowded and sweaty and stuff.
And our special relationship is still very special.
And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness
And Sam's darling mum was right.
And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."
And she's going back to America. That's the end of my life as I know it.
And she's not my girl.
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
And so the feeling grows
And still somehow
And the baby Jesus was in his manger.
And the President should be prepared for that.
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air
And then when he sometimes does come out, it's obvious he's been crying.
And there being no parents now and us being over here,
And there is for me.
And this is Natalie, who's my, erm...
And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.
And this year you bring a lady guest?
And to be honest, despite all my complaining...
And try to listen
And turn me on
And turn me on
And we need Leo, and we need them now.
And what does she, he, feel about you?
And without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life
And you and you
And you and you All I want for Christmas
And you can't refuse the call
And you can't refuse the call
And you just want the world to see
And you leave 'em laughing when you go
And you needed someone to talk to about it and no one had ever asked you.
And you resisted the temptation for surprises.
And you're all I need
And you're all I see
And your unhappy job to organise.
And your very bad driving.
And your very slow typing...
And, come Christmas, gave it to somebody else.
And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.
And, er...
And, erm... this is the Prime Minister.
And, much as it grieves me to say it,
Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
Any chance of a dance with the boss?
Any progress with our matchmaking plans?
Anything for the hero of the hour.
Anything to put off actually running the country.
Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup.
Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.
Are you being bullied?
Are you from England?
Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?
Are you gonna get me something?
Are you gonna give me something?
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
Arvarez...
As every fairy tale comes real
As if I would. Stupid!
As long as it's not something I don't wanna give.
As the Tremeloes said.
As you know, that was a done deal long ago.
At the end of the high street, Harris Street, near the Queen's Head.
At the sight...
Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
Baby may your days
Baby, I'm too lost in you
Backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
Banoffee pie?
Basically you're fucked, aren't you?
Be so merry, merry and bright...
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
Become a pop star and they give you them for free.
Being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.
Bernard. Stays in his room all the time. Thank goodness.
Best sandwiches in Britain.
Between the two of us we'll find the answer and it won't hurt any more.
Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
Bit of quiet while we finish the lighting, guys!
Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.
Brightly shone the moon that night
Britain.
But an old ex heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
But Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I know.
But general wisdom is that in the end,
But I will be very sorry
But it's Christmas and I just wanted to... check.
But Jamie, darling.
But like a drug that makes you blind
But long as there are stars above you...
But now it's just another show
But now my world's a deeper blue
But others she was pretty damn clear about.
But something's gained
But sometimes things are so transparency,
But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.
But then I hear it call my name
But they're going out with rich, attractive guys.
But this is my other, slightly special, personal one.
But very, very talented musicians.
But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas
But you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.
But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?
But...
Buy my festering turd of a record.
By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you how your love life is going.
Bye bye baby
Bye bye baby, baby goodbye
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Can you give me any clues at all?
Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
Can't deny the joy it brings
Carol.
Carol. (Laughs)
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket
Caught in you
Certainly. Excellent. Will do.
Christ the saviour is born
Christ the saviour is born
Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.
Christmas is all around me All around me
Christmas Is All Around. Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
Clever guys,
Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.
Come here,
Come on and let it snow
Come on and let it...
Come on in. We can watch from backstage.
Come on, come on, come on, we're horribly late.
Come on, I've got treats at home. Dad's coming.
Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.
Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.
Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
Come on.
Come on. Home.
Come on. Just come up.
Come on. Showtime. Quickly.
Come through. I'm sorry your wife couldn't make it.
Contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me
Cool!
Cool. Powerful.
Cos I feel that when I'm with you
Cos on Christmas you can depend
Cos this love's got me blind
Cute name.
Daniel!
Darling, could you make sure the kids are ready to go?
Darling. Ooh, darlings!
David Beckham's left foot, come to that.
Deep and crisp and even
Definitely go for England, girl.
Did she? Oh, well, that's good, I must write to her and say thanks.
Did you have this kind of problem?
Did you see those pipes?
Do you love him?
Do you think we might be on the right track?
Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned that your wife just died.
Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though.
Don't answer.
Don't ask me why, and don't read stuff into this,
Don't do that, my darling.
Don't do that.
Don't give yourself away
Don't let them know
Don't make me cry Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Don't show it around too much.
Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".
Don't worry. My expectations are not that high
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
Dreaming of a white...
Dreaming, dreaming of a white, white Christmas...
Dreams and schemes
Driving you.
Duh.
Early lunch.
Easy question.
Eight is a lot of legs, David.
Either that or gay as a picnic basket.
Enough now.
Enough.
Er huh!
Er, bella.
Er, bugger off, call me later.
Er, either I could behave like a real rock'n'roll loser
Er, either I could behave like a real rock'n'roll loser
Er, er, what?
Er, mon montagno,
Er, Natalie,
Er, Natalie.
Er, no.
Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.
Er, yeah, well... Wow. That that could be it.
Er, yes, Peter.
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er... OK.
Erm, and you live with your husband? Boyfriend?
Erm, I'm starting to feel...
Erm, it was, erm...
Erm, it... it was about Christmas.
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
Erm, some of the staff have decided to help out
Erm, this is my mum and my dad and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
Erm...
Erm...
Eusebio, er, er...
Even better. Sam, you've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't.
Ever so coolly,
Everyone is singing Oh yeah
Everywhere I go
Excellent. Excellent. Perfect, keep that going.
Excellent. Thanks a lot.
Except we've changed the word "love" to "Christmas".
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
Farewell, failure.
Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman.
Feel it in my toes, yeah
Feel it in my toes, yeah
Feel it in my toes, yeah
Find a venue, over order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole
For actually giving a real answer to a question.
For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.
For her hands in marriage.
For instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral,
For you
For you
Free as a bird. Fire away.
Frissell.
From both sides now
From give and take
From heaven afar
Fuck it's freezing! Fuck!
Fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off.
Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.
Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.
Get a grip.
Girl I'd marry you now if I were free
Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
Glories stream
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
God only knows what I'd be without you...
God only knows what I'd be without you...
God, come on, get a grip. You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
God, that's a surprise.
Good King Wenceslas looked out
Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.
Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence.
Good night.
Good to have you back.
Good. Good.
Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.
Good. Well, I suppose I should take a look at it or something.
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Goodness.
Gr great band.
Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.
Great, er, good, good.
Great.
Great. I've got Juliet on the other line, she wants to ask you a favour.
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
Ha ha ha! Ho.
Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.
Have you been watching stuff on TV?
Have you gone completely insane?
He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.
He never tells me this.
He now spends all the time in his room. I mean, he'll be up there now.
He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trunks.
He wants to marry you.
He's from England.
Hear for the sleigh bells
Heavenly hosts sing alleluia
Heavenly hosts sing alleluia
Hello, Daisy.
Hello, does Natalie live here?
Hello, you must be Tony.
Hello! What the hell are you doing here?
Hello?
Hello. Elton.
Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.
Help me, baby
Helpful.
Here I am,
Here, aren't...
Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill
Hey
Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?
Hey. How you doing?
Hi there and welcome back.
Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
Hi, Uncle Jamie!
Hillier School would now like to present their Christmas number.
Hiya, kids.
Hold tight, everybody.
Holy infant
Holy night
Holy night
How are you doing, Mia? Settling in fine? Learning who to avoid?
How are you?
How do you think the new record compares to your old, classic stuff?
How true.
I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
I am here to ask your daughter
I am so in the wrong.
I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire
I can feel it in your heart beat
I can safely say that is the worst record I've heard this century...
I can't help myself
I could love you but why begin it?
I didn't want anyone to see, so I'm gonna hide somewhere.
I don't care about the presents
I don't care about the presents
I don't know, I hadn't thought.
I don't know, this whole stepfather thing seems suddenly to somehow matter
I don't want a Christmas box.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
I don't want a lot for Christmas
I don't want to make you late for the concert.
I fear that this has become a bad relationship.
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
I feel it in my fingers In my fingers
I feel it in my fingers In my fingers
I feel it in my fingers...
I feel it in my toes
I feel it in my toes
I feel it in my toes
I feel very proud.
I go out of my mind
I got some terrible news today.
I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...
I hate Uncle Jamie!
I have plans and I plan to see them through.
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
I hope it's useful.
I hope to see much more of you as our countries work toward a better future.
I hope we'll meet again, Karen.
I hope you don't mind, I sort of brought my sister to stay.
I just don't know.
I just felt like such a fool because...
I just thought that maybe the time had come to do something about it.
I just want you for my own
I just wanted to say...
I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you
I know I should be thinking about Mum and I am but I'm in love.
I know it's right
I know my heart I know my heart can make you happy
I know. I'll name one of the characters after you.
I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.
I left Elton's and a hefty number of half naked chicks with their mouths open
I look quite pretty.
I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?
I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
I mean, come on, it's been an honour.
I mean, it's not really fine, it is what it is,
I must have left them where I was having a cup of coffee.
I never told your mum enough.
I played the game by all the rules
I really don't know love
I really don't know love at all
I really must do copies.
I remember you filming a lot and I wondered if I could look at it.
I saw them on the show last week. They weren't very nice about my record.
I should have told her every day because she was perfect every day.
I suppose I'd better do the duty round.
I suppose it's his job to dance with everyone, isn't it?
I swore I'd never love again
I swore my heart would never mend
I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.
I think about you all the time, actually.
I think I want...
I think I'd better not come in, you know?
I think I've got it all figured out
I think it all hangs on the next song.
I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
I think it's crap, Colin.
I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice,
I think she's ten years too young to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
I think there's a pretty sizeable arse there, yes, sir. Huge thighs.
I think we ought to take Mum out for her birthday on Friday. What do you think?
I thought I made it clear last night.
I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie
I thought I'd pop back and see if she's better. This is good.
I thought if I was in the band and played superbly,
I want something I want. Something pretty.
I want you to know, may your day
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
I was confident she expected me to ignore.
I was hoping you'd win, not that I wouldn't have been nice to the other bloke,
I was just passing and I thought we might check that video thing out.
I was standing in for Brad Pitt once on Seven Years In Tibet...
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
I wish it could be
I won't sleep
I would like half pint of churly.
I, er...
I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?
I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.
I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.
I'II, erm... I'll be going, then.
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
I'll be very careful. Don't try something, sir, just because it's Christmas.
I'll do what I want
I'll give you all that you need
I'll give you anything you ask for.
I'll go wherever you will go
I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up.
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
I'll make you so sure about it...
I'll see you later, all right?
I'll speak to you. Bye.
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
I'll warm them up!
I'm a little relieved.
I'm afraid that there's something really wrong, you know?
I'm Colin, by the way.
I'm going to... All right, I'll rip it.
I'm I'm not busy. I...
I'm in love.
I'm just sitting here
I'm just sitting here
I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and...
I'm not going to act like a petulant child.
I'm off, actually.
I'm rambling now, sorry.
I'm sadder but I'm wiser too
I'm sorry, I literally don't have anybody else to talk to.
I'm sure she's a lovely girl but I wonder if you could, erm...
I'm too lost in you Baby, baby
I'm well shot of him.
I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks.
I've come here with a view to asking you...
I've gotta know
I've just split up with my boyfriend, so I'm back with my mum and dad for a while.
I've just tried the wedding video and it's a disaster.
I've looked at life that way
I've looked at love
I've looked at love that way
I've never been gladder to see my stupid big brother.
If I could
If I could turn back...
If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
If you want more, more, more
In a dark room
In living every day
In order to hang out with you at Christmas.
In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent
Inevitably,
Is it all party, party, party down there?
Is it just Mum or is it something else, huh?
Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
Is you
Is, er, Natalie in?
It can tear you up inside
It can tear you up inside
It can tear you up inside It can tear you up inside
It doesn't care how fast you fall
It doesn't care how fast you fall
It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control
It doesn't often happen here at Radio Watford, I can tell you.
It is chock a block full of condoms.
It tastes delicious!
It tears my heart in two
It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
It would be great if we could be friends.
It'll make you hear a symphony
It's £270.
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
It's a little long.
It's a personalised felt tip pen.
It's a... self preservation thing, you see.
It's all for you, sir.
It's all just rubbish.
It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners for doing dark deeds.
It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,
It's carol singers.
It's Christmas.
It's done.
It's easy
It's everywhere I go
It's for you.
It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
It's great Scotch.
It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it? Total gridlock this morning.
It's just a weird personality thing.
It's just such a ridiculous waste.
It's love's illusions that I recall
It's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.
It's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.
It's my job to keep an eye on him. Not my job, obviously, I'm glad to do it...
It's not worth it, this isn't bloody Shakespeare.
It's OK, we'll go to the airport. I know a short cut.
It's stronger than your pride
It's stronger than your pride
It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.
It's true.
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
It's written in the wind In the wind
It's your sister on line four.
It's, erm... (Imitates horror film sound effects)
Jack, yeah, I need a car.
Jamie's friends are so good Iooking.
Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment.
Joanna.
Joe.
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Joni Mitchell.
Judy, could you take the top off this time?
Jump for my love
Jump for my love
Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night
Jump in
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Just a moment, I know I've got it. Would you hang on to that?
Just always given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate.
Just any bar. Just your average American bar.
Just be patient.
Just be patient.
Just in cases.
Just leave it.
Just leave them, please! They're not important.
Just maybe go and see something Christmassy or something.
Just never been able to tie a girl down.
Just one dance?
Just stop. Stop.
Just, erm, would you excuse me for one second?
Karen, it's me again.
Keep singing like they know the score
L l I
Laughter fills the air
Let me just pop it in the box.
Let's have it.
Let's not forget that America is the most powerful country in the world.
Let's, erm... move on, shall we?
Like a flower
Like a light bulb
Like a schoolkid
Like American girls. So I should just go to America!
Like it never did before.
Like never before...
Like seven inches from the midday sun...
Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.
Listen, why don't I give you a lift
Little bow.
Look, don't, don't argue.
Look, I'm so sorry about that day.
Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.
Look, it's Pikey.
Look, the sheep are ready already and you're not even...
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
Looking for anything in particular, sir?
Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.
Lost in everything about you
Love can be a many splendored thing
Love is all ar...
Love is all around me And so the...
Love is all you need...
Make my wish come true
Make my wish come true
Make my wish come true
Make your heart believe a lie
Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Mark, can I say something?
Mary, can we move the Japanese ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?
May your day
May your days be merry
Maybe school?
Me standing in the pouring rain
Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.
Merry Christmas to you.
Merry, so merry...
Mia's very pretty.
Mid fifties,
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
Mm.
Mm. Erm...
More than you could ever know
Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
Morning, my future wife.
Mother and child
Mr President, has it been a good visit?
Mr President, welcome.
Mr President!
My cabinet are absolute crap. We hope to do better next year.
My heart keeps calling And I keep on falling
My mind's made up, the way that I feel
Natalie.
Naturally.
Needs a bit of editing.
Never let it fade away
Never let it fade away
Never let it fade away
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
New Christmas single, cover of Love Is All Around.
No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
No one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.
No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.
No, absolutely not. We cannot and will not consult on that either.
No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you,
No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
No, I'd... I'd better not.
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
No, l I just thought I'd ask bluntly in case it was the right question
No, look. I'm serious here.
No, no, I think it'd be fine.
No, no, I'm not busy. No, fire away.
No, no.
No, no. We'll want to have sex in every room, including yours.
No, only kidding! (Snorts)
No, please come. It'll be great.
No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.
No, right. Silence is golden.
No, thanks.
No, you're right.
No!
No?
No.
No.
No.
No. I don't want something I need.
No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.
No. I've done fuck all and never will because he's too good for me.
No. Little scamps.
No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
No. That would be lovely.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
Nobody wants some politician stealing the kids' thunder.
Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
Not always the case, is it?
Not even to let the boy say goodbye to the love of his life?
Not my boyfriend.
Not quite finished.
Not sure that politics and dating go together.
Not to. Not this time.
Now here's one for the lovers.
Now I was once a fool, it's true
Now, this is Harriet.
Nowadays the only clothes I can get into were once owned by Pavarotti.
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