The Fifth Element (1997) Edit

A case with four stones in it!

A cherry.

A few cells still alive. It's more than I need.

A fifth...

A little...

A magic fountain flowing with non stop wine, women and...

A perfect replica of the old opera house...

A perfect replica of the old opera house...

A shorter name?

A word on firepower:

Able to bring life to the farthest reaches of the universe.

Again? Don't worry, I'll get it.

Ah! I remember you now.

Akanit, take command.

Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face.

Aknot, we are connected to Earth.

Aliens ahead. Spread out.

All because of one little cherry.

All night long.

All of the four stones should go around.

All right, I'm up.

All the calibres are overshot.

All units assist in pursuit of yellow cab, level 2.

All we have to do is send someone to get the stones.

And do you have any idea where it's heading?

And don't tell me your machine is broken again. Those things are good for 1000 years.

And for the grand finale, the all new ice cube system.

And from what I'm looking at, intimate is this stud muffin's middle name.

And he's got something to say...

And here the Emperor of Kodar Japhet and his lovely daughter.

And here we have Roy Von Bacon, king of laser ball.

And here we have Roy Von Bacon, king of laser ball.

And here, a weapon against evil.

And I need that to get back to the garage and get the cab a six month overhaul.

And I suppose you're just gonna leave me on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off.

And I'll be a hound on the trail of the sexiest man of the year: D man, your man...

And I'll be in Fhloston in less than four hours.

And I'm definitely too thirsty.

And in return, I'll spare yours...

And it must pop, pop, pop!

And it's Mr. Shadow on the line.

And Miss Gemini Croquette in person...

And now champagne!

And now we enter what must be...

And place your hands in the yellow circles.

And she's looking for the address. Easy.

And so on and so forth.

And that's it?

And the priest is guiding them directly to the temple.

And the stones? Did you find their wreckage?

And then the weapon against evil should work.

And this is the one...

And this is?

And this perfect fare, she got a name?

And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies.

And we have no idea how to stop it. That's the problem.

And what about you, my dear Aknot? Did you bring me what I asked you for?

And worse, they fight for hopeless causes, honour.

And your love...

Any idea when you're gonna be getting to the point?

Any kind of green you want...

Any survivors?

Any survivors?

Anybody else want to negotiate?

Anyone care to explain?

Anyway, we're in love.

Are you okay?

Arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads.

As soon as we finish lunch.

At least 50.

At least I won lunch.

At least the cat comes back.

Autowash.

Autowash.

Autowash.

Aziz, light!

Aziz, light!

Backup unit, zone 18.

Bada big boom.

Bada boom.

Because I love you.

Because she's been on a long trip.

Because...

Because...

Been a mistake. There's been a mistake.

Better do what they say.

Big boom.

Big boom. Big bada boom.

Big. Big bada boom.

Big...

Billy, no!

Blue eyes...

Boom. Big bada boom. In the cab. Here, look.

Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom".

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo.

Break for 30 seconds.

Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x ray. Ideal for quick, discreet interventions.

Bring me the priest.

Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.

Bump into each other, sparks happen... Yeah she knows it's a multi pass.

But 500,000...

But I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause.

But if evil stands there...

But if it is...

But it wasn't easy.

But listen, if you don't do something right now, we're all gonna die. You understand?

But she's more fragile than she seems.

But the door! How we gonna get out the door?

But there is no worry. I was there in time.

But they are really pissed off! Hold on!

But this is not possible.

But to exterminate life. All forms of life.

But wait.

But what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?

But who cares?

But you can still count! It's easy. Look at my fingers.

But you must drink a lot of coffee, being a priest.

But you only...

But you, no trouble.

By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice.

Calm down. Calm down. You show me what you did, take me through step by step.

Came here about a month ago asking about the stones.

Can I talk to you for a second? Just talk to you for one second?

Can you please open the passenger door?

Can you please spread your legs...

Cheers.

Chicken.

Chicken.

Close all borders and declare a state of general alert.

Coffee's not really my speciality.

Come on, get in. For one minute, all right?

Come on.

Come, come on!

Come, come, come, come. Give me this. Give me this.

Comes from destruction, disorder and chaos.

Coming at you live from Fhloston...

Coming at you live from Fhloston...

Commander, I have a ship in trouble requesting permission to dock for repairs.

Commercial! Commercial!

Confirmed.

Congratulations on winning the contest.

Congratulations.

Contest.

Control room.

Crystal green.

D Don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down.

D Don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down.

Dallas? Korben Dallas?

Dallas? Korben Dallas?

David?

Destroyed...

Did you hear something?

Do you have...

Do you know where I can get something to wear?

Do you understand me? Do you hear me?

Do you understand? Listen.

Don't "come on ma" me.

Don't bother. We have one for you.

Don't breathe.

Don't come back without the stones.

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for conversation, but maybe you can just shut up for a minute!

Don't move!

Don't move.

Don't shoot me, please. I'm on a vacation. I won a...

Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I I'm not armed!

Don't watch all day, sweetie. It'll rot your brain.

Done.

Dot.

Down.

Earth.

Element.

Emergency! Emergency!

End of transmission.

Every 5000 years.

Every five minutes, it's something. A bomb or something.

Every weapon has a manual. I'm sure this has one too.

Everyone take a stone.

Everything is going as planned. All I have to do now is go to the airport, take his place...

Everything you created...

Excuse me, dear. Excuse me. Excuse me, please. Excuse me.

Excuse me, General.

Excuse me, sir. The council is worried about the economy heating up.

Excuse me.

F Fifth...

Father, I know she's been through a lot, but we don't have much time.

Father, I'm so glad to see you. It's the most extraordinary thing.

Father, they've killed the professor! They're monsters!

Father, this is government business now. I'll keep you informed.

Father, this is the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen.

Father, you should go home now, get some rest.

Father.

Fifteen seconds.

Final call for Fhloston Paradise.

Fine. Fine. Just, just fine. I'll have the...

Finger, I drive a cab now, not a space fighter.

Finger, I was on my way over to see you, and a big fare fell in my lap.

Finger's gonna kill me.

Fire burns.

Fire one million.

Fire.

First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving.

Five nine...

For now.

For security reasons, the hotel must be evacuated.

For the archives.

For the honour.

Forever.

Forgive me, lord.

Forty five seconds.

Four on the right. Two on the left.

Four stones!

Freeze those knees my queens because Korben's in the place and he's on the case.

Friends?

Fuelled and ready to go.

Gathering together the four elements of life: water, fire, earth, air...

Gemini Croquette's to Fhloston Paradise.

General alert.

General Munro, how nice to see you in the 5000 block.

Get in.

Get out of there!

Get out of there. Can you hear me, Staedert?

Get the case in.

Give it permission to enter our territory with our warmest regards.

Go to Fhloston and get the stones.

Go with God. Be safe from evil.

God!

God.

Gonna need some... Anyone got some matches? Matches? We need some fire.

Good boy. I will take it to them.

Good fortune for you.

Good God!

Good job, David.

Good morning. Sleep well? Me too.

Good philosophy. See good in bad. I like.

Good shit, man. Put the heat over here, man!

Good thing for me it's not loaded.

Good, good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. I'll meet you at my factory.

Green like what?

Growth rate is at 27 percent.

Growth rate is at 27 percent.

Hand over the stones.

Hands up!

Hang on.

Hang on.

Have a nice day.

Have served us well.

Have served us well.

Have we arrived yet?

Have you taken off already?

He said to wake you gently.

He'll have to negotiate.

He's so talented, don't you think? I just love him. He's so sexy.

Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.

Hello?

Hello?

Helm 108!

Helm to 108.

Help.

Help.

Her name is Plavalaguna. She's a diva.

Here are your tickets.

Here it is. Peaceful, serene, boring.

Here, come on. How the hell do you get yourself into these positions?

Here, the good. Here, the evil.

Here. Take it, go ahead.

Hey, dog brain, Finger here.

Hey, lady...

Hey, man, give me some heat, man!

Hey, Ray!

Hey, you!

Hey!

Hey! You're on my foot.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

His desires...

His dreams...

His most intimates of intimates.

Honour's killed millions of people. Hasn't saved a single one.

Hootchie kootchie koo...

How about some nice Thai food to apologize?

How are the stones?

How are you today?

How big?

How do they expect us to find anything in this shit?

How do you open these stones?

How do you open these stones?

How many of them are out there?

How much time do we have?

How was it?

How your entire empire of destruction comes crashing down...

Humans act so strange.

Hurry! The wall is closing!

I am Korben Dallas.

I am not going.

I am the servant. It is my mission. I should never have given it to you.

I am their contact on Earth. They will come for me.

I am very disappointed!

I am...

I believe a little compensation is in order.

I bet you lunch.

I brought the girl, remember? The redhead.

I can't believe it. Shit.

I can't.

I didn't come here to play Pumba on the radio.

I didn't know your size, and I found you this make up box.

I don't believe this!

I don't know love.

I don't know who the hell, but they're everywhere. Where...?

I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell somebody like you.

I don't like uninvited guests.

I don't like warriors. Too narrow minded, no subtlety...

I don't need one.

I don't want a million women. I just want one.

I don't want an incident. Do you hear me, Staedert?

I don't want one position. I want all positions!

I drive a cab. This is me.

I found him.

I found it.

I got all the snakes.

I got it. Everything here we need to know about Fhloston Paradise...

I have 19 more meetings after this one, professor.

I have a different theory to offer you, sir.

I have no matches. Does anyone have matches? No matches.

I have the perfect one.

I I...

I I've never negotiated.

I know this is the key. I know it.

I know this music.

I know you, Dallas. "Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.

I know, you don't want to be disturbed except if it's Mr. Shadow...

I know.

I know.

I know. I know. I'm not proud of what I did. I had no choice.

I love her, but she hates the military.

I love you.

I managed to contact the Mondoshawan. They deplore the incident but accept our apologies.

I mean, look. It's the greatest find in history.

I need a tan. I need a cocktail.

I need to talk to someone!

I never felt this way before with a human.

I play the rest of the song after the concert because right now it's time...

I prefer to remain anonymous.

I repeat...

I said one minute. Ruby, hold this gun.

I saved this seat for you, Father.

I see one of 'em. They're warriors, and they're ugly.

I should be there, not you.

I shouldn't have done that. I was wrong to kiss you.

I shouldn't have kissed her.

I stopped smoking. If I knew... Father, you smoke?

I think it's anticipating the attack. Anticipation denotes intelligence.

I think mine is broken. Why I gotta get the broke one?

I think that...

I think this is the door. There's no name and no number.

I think we need a flying unit here.

I thought he was dead.

I thought he was gonna kill me.

I thought maybe from one of the smaller companies, where noone would notice.

I told you I did not want to be disturbed.

I told you. Perfect.

I want the stones.

I want this operation to be discreet as possible.

I want your best man to go undercover.

I was built to protect, not to love.

I was in labour for days, and this is how you repay me?

I was so afraid I wasn't gonna make this flight...

I will be among you...

I will be among you...

I will do as you command, but please, hurry, you still have time.

I will fulfil my mission!

I will pass the knowledge until your return.

I wonder.

I... Korben, I realize that you must be pretty mad at me...

I'd like to take a few pictures...

I'll buy you one, man.

I'll call you back in two hours.

I'll explain everything.

I'll get it.

I'll give you the president.

I'll have the four stones you asked for any time now...

I'll have to address the Supreme Council in 10 minutes. Just the facts, General.

I'll take the mission.

I'll take you on vacation when we're done. I swear. A real vacation. A real vacation, just you and me.

I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer.

I'm glad you got your memory back, because you're gonna need it.

I'm going to be famous.

I'm gonna go and try to see if I can see something a little closer.

I'm here. I'm here. It's all right. It's all right. Everything's okay now.

I'm leaving.

I'm looking for a priest.

I'm not armed! I'm not armed!

I'm not finished yet. I'm up to V.

I'm on a mission. A very important mission. And I work for some very important people.

I'm on vacation. It's a...

I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace...

I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but...

I'm so bad with names.

I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.

I'm so sorry.

I'm too old, too tired and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod.

I'm, in fact, encouraging life.

If I hadn't come to get you, you'd be in big trouble. Do you understand that?

If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it. Someone would've notified me.

If it's war they want, it's war they'll get!

If its speed remains constant, in an hour and 57 minutes.

If somebody hears this, come and get me. I'm in the first row.

If we don't get these stones open in five minutes, we're all dead.

If we make the fog.

If you don't want to talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual.

If you mind, you can tell your old buddy Finger what happened.

If you take the weapon, we'll be defenceless when evil returns.

If you want out...

If you want something done, do it yourself.

If Zorg really wants them...

Imagine for a moment that this...

In 300 years, when evil returns...

In a hotel.

In great shape. He'll protect you.

In me.

In reality, you and I are in the same business.

In reality, you and I are in the same business.

Is that what you call a survivor?

Is that your idea of a discreet operation?

Is this the way priests use their paid vacations?

It doesn't suit you.

It was an ambush.

It was nothing, really. It was just a helping hand.

It won't be easy. There's a big charity ball in Fhloston tomorrow.

It'll be entering the atmosphere in 40 seconds.

It's Aknot.

It's for the Supreme...

It's light. The handle's adjustable for easy carrying. Good for righties and lefties.

It's like a battle plan.

It's moving towards the ship.

It's my lucky day.

It's not bizarre. It's the divine language.

It's not only advancing, it's moving at incredible speed. We're having trouble following it.

It's not possible.

It's Planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation.

It's sending radio wavelengths.

It's spoken throughout the universe before time was time.

It's taking shape.

It's...

It's... It's... It's a... It's a...

Its structure has just solidified on the surface.

Jean Baptiste Emmanuel...

Just a minute, please.

Just bring me those stones.

Just kidding. Kidding.

Just like driving a cab.

Just stay here for one minute. I promise.

Just thought you might remember me from the cab.

Korban, they've been blaring your name out on the radio for the last hour, you big ape.

Korben Dallas!

Korben Dallas.

Korben Dallas.

Korben Dallas. We got him.

Korben, I got a headache, Korben. This ain't me.

Korben, Leeloo.

Korben, my man, I have no fire.

Korben, my man.

Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was bad! It had nothing!

Korben, there's a general on the phone.

Korben, wa... Korben, what are you looking for?

Korben, you know how my poor body's failing me. You have to take me on this trip.

Korben! Oh, my God, Korben Korben Korben. Another one coming, Korben.

Korben?

Korben.

Korben. Korben, it moved!

Korben. Korben, my man, you know how to stop this, right?

Korben. Korben!

Korben. Korben! Korben, my man, you know how to fly this thing?

Korben. They're coming. Korben, they're coming.

Korben. You understand?

L L Lucky day.

Ladder on 18.

Ladies and gentlemen, something's happening. I think we're being attacked.

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Federated Territories.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ruby Rhod...

Ladies and gentlemen, we've begun our descent toward Fhloston Paradise.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to paradise.

Last call for Fhloston Paradise. Hurry up.

Learning our history, the last 5000 years that she's missed.

Leave him one crate for the cause.

Leeloo Dallas. Multi pass.

Leeloo Minai Lekarariba Laminai Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.

Leeloo, Korben.

Leeloo, wake up honey, wake up. You have to help us.

Leeloo, we are not on vacation.

Leeloo! Leeloo! Listen to me! Listen to me. Listen!

Leeloo.

Leeloo.

Leeloo.

Leeloo. Leeloo!

Leloo Dallas. My wife. We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is.

Let me do it.

Let's see it.

Let's see it.

Life, which you so nobly serve...

Like driving a cab.

Like the last two I got were important.

Like tree green, emerald, pond green.

Like what?

Like you've settled into a wonderful life. Heard you lost your job.

Listen, bring me your hack for a six month overhaul.

Listen, I know you're very tired. I know you're very tired.

Listen, I only have one Korben Dallas on my list, and he's already checked in, okay?

Listen. You guard this with your life, or you're gonna look like this guy right here. You green?

Long legs, great skin.

Look at all these little things. So busy now.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, I am your friend.

Look, lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English!

Lord, I know he was about to discover everything.

Ma?

Major Dallas, I first would like to salute a warrior.

Major Iceborg will accompany you as your wife.

Major, how many points?

Major!

Major! Major!

Mangalores.

Master!

Maybe it's a charade. A game or something.

Maybe it's two miles.

Maybe you better let me hang on to this one for you.

Me protect you.

Me, fifth element.

Might be important.

Miss?

Money is of no importance.

More dignified.

Move! Move!

Mr. Dallas?

Mr. Kim, you should go. This'll take a minute.

Mr. Korben Dallas?

Mr. Perfect better be polite.

Mr. President, Major Dallas has the five elements on board...

Mr. President.

Mr. Rhod!

Mr. Zorg's office.

Mrs. Dallas, this is the president. On behalf of the Federation, I would like to thank you...

Ms. Plavalaguna wants you to know how glad she is that you're here.

Much better. Thank you Aziz.

Multi pass.

Must be an old picture.

My compliments, little lady.

My costs have tripled.

My dear Aknot, how about those two planes you borrowed?

My lord.

My lord...

My man, what you doing?

My man? My man, my man, w what's this thing with all these numbers?

My man.

My philosophy, Mr. President, is shoot first and ask questions later.

Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.

Neurocharged assault model.

Next to Ruby Rhod!

Nice apartment, major.

No fire! No energy! No nothing! You know I have a show to run here, you know?

No idea... You have no idea.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

No no, I can't possibly be your husband. I'm too old.

No troops. No big operation.

No, no, no. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

No, no! Left!

No, no. Sure, sure. Sure.

No!

No.

No. Take it. I don't need it.

Nobody does who she is. No file, no ID, nothing.

Not far now.

Not gonna open it? Could be important.

Not one or two or three, but four!

Not ready.

Not really.

Not really.

Not there. No no, please, no no, please, not there. Please, don't!

Not yet sir. All we know is, it just keeps getting bigger.

Nothing, sir.

Notice how each one is useful.

Now a real killer when he had picked up the ZF 1...

Now all we've got to do is to find a way of getting there.

Now, David is...

Now, please, go to the diva, collect the stones and meet me at the temple.

Now, take this empty glass.

Now, think about all those people that created them.

Now, would you settle down and explain this to me calmly.

Now. Yes.

Of Fhloston Paradise!

Of life.

Oh I get it. You wanna make your only mother beg, is that it?

Oh so you don't know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days?

Oh, I am so sorry. I forgot about the autowash.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, this... this is amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Korben Dallas, Korben my man, Korban Dallas is in trouble.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I forgot your food.

Oh, of course, Munro!

Oh, professor.

Oh, right. Okay.

Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.

Okay and I put my hands on the top like this, and I said:

Okay General, I want to show you something here.

Okay sir.

Okay, Ruby. See you tomorrow at 5.

Okay, so tell me. How many points you got left on your license?

Okay, we got the guy. Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.

Okay, we're safe for a while.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. There's a ball of fire 1200 miles in diameter heading straight for Earth...

Old friends.

Old tricks are the best tricks.

On air with General Staedert in 30 seconds.

One million. Fine, sir.

One minute to total evacuation.

One minute.

One point has been removed from...

One shot...

One shows a million degrees, the others minus 5000.

One, as a member of the Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federate Army...

One, two, three, four, five...

One, two, three, four, five...

Only one.

Open the door.

Or she will die.

Or the engineer?

Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.

Pack everything up! We're out of here!

Paradise!

Parasites in the main ventilation.

Pass your knowledge to the next priest as it was passed on to you.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Please enter your license.

Please keep your hands on the wheel.

Please put your arms up and follow our instructions.

Please report infractions immediately to the spaceport.

Please, stay calm!

Please, understand. They are our friends.

Please! Please! Please!

Pop it, D man.

Power increase.

Prehistoric.

President on the line.

Priest Vito Cornelius, expert of astreophenomenon.

Priest, you and those before you...

Priest, you and those before you...

Priest.

Priest.

Probe will attain its objective in five seconds.

Push that little yellow button to load it.

Put him in the docking garage. Inform security.

Put your hand on it. Got it? Hold on.

Quiet! Quiet!

Quiver, ladies. Quiver. He's gonna set the world on fire.

Rain...

Recommendation?

Reconstruction complete.

Remember?

Revenge is at hand.

Right here from 5 to 7.

Rocket launcher.

Ruby Rhod at your service for two hours with lucky Korben and the manager of this supergreen hotel...

Ruby.

Salute.

Scanner imaging has confirmed the dark planet dead.

See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.

Seem to want to destroy it.

Send out a probe.

Seven on the left. Five on the right.

Seven, six, five...

She has the stones with her.

She is perfect.

She just dropped in on me. Started speaking this bizarre language.

She knows that the military ruined my last marriage

She needs your help...

She'll give you what you've come to get after the concert.

She's been asleep for quite a while, you know.

She's going to sing at a charity ball in Fhloston Paradise in a few hours.

She's got a tattoo on this arm here.

She's looking for a priest named Vito Cornelius.

She's not my bride. She's my fare.

She's supposed to contact this person...

Shit. Three coming, Korben. Three!

Shooting will only make it stronger.

Short.

Showtime.

Shut up, shut up!

Shut up!

Sir, are you classified as human?

Sir, can you put your hands in the yellow circles, please?

Sir, Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star. It's a great honour to be on his talk show.

Sir, we're finally getting something.

Six, five, four, three...

Six, seven, eight...

Sleep regulator operative in zone one, Captain.

Sleep.

Smoke you!

So I sent David here to come and pick up my boarding pass.

So I've got some time, then.

So shall we.

So tell me, my man, you happy here in the big world?

So tell me, my man...

So there's no use for me other than this.

So those children can grow up big and strong and have children of their own...

So tomorrow, from 5 to 7, you're gonna give yourself a hand.

So tomorrow, from 5 to 7...

So tune in to Radio Cosmos.

So what if the federal government scattered your people to the wind.

So what you're telling me, Father, there's nothing that can stop this.

So when is the snake act supposed to occur?

So you are merchants after all.

So you're gonna slowly turn around and put your hands on the floor.

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what this is.

Some heat over here, man!

Some very good words in V.

Some woman. Claims to be Korben's mother.

Soon.

Sorry sir, you can't stay here. There's a bomb in the hotel.

Sorry to have disturbed you.

Sorry, honey.

Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.

Sorry!

Sorry! Sorry, my man.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Spreading terror and chaos."

Staedert, do you hear me? Get out of there.

Staedert, what happened Staedert?

Staedert.

Staedert.

Stay here.

Stolen?

Stones not safe on Earth anymore.

Supreme being, the ultimate warrior, created to protect life.

Sure you will.