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Home > I Heart Huckabees (2004)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)

I Heart Huckabees (2004)

I Heart Huckabees is a philosophical comedy film directed by David O. Russell and released in 2004. The movie follows the existential journey of Albert Markovski, played by Jason Schwartzman, as he seeks meaning in his life. Albert enlists the help of a pair of existential detectives, played by Lily Tomlin and Dustin Hoffman, to unravel the interconnectedness of his world. As Albert delves deeper into his quest, he encounters various eccentric characters, including Brad Stand (Jude Law), Caterine Vauban (Isabelle Huppert), and Dawn Campbell (Naomi Watts).

The film explores themes of existentialism, environmentalism, and the interconnectedness of human beings. With its witty dialogue and thought-provoking ideas, I Heart Huckabees offers an introspective and humorous take on the human condition.

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A bike. Sometimes I take the bus.
A Dexicorp mall in my grandfather's forest is not exactly a win.
A kind of spiritual petit four.
A rather troubling piece of evidence.
About power lines over the playground where my daughter goes to school.
About what, geckos?
Act naturally. Here comes your boy.
Actually it is. No, it is. Everything will end up nice.
Actually we do. We do because we've got to meet, and we're a little late.
Ah, here he comes!
Albert and Mr. Nimieri share a great deal. It's just that...
Albert has a place here, a place you have denied.
Albert, how can you be calm? Did you hear what Brad did?
Albert, the universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere...
Albert, we owe you an apology. We should've stayed with you.
Albert, what brought you to the philosophical club?
Albert, what happened in there is reality.
Albert. Picture a tree in a field.
Albert's gotta do what he's gotta do. Anybody think they know better?
All in favor of Brad becoming the new leader of the coalition, say aye.
All right? She said, "Fuck a bees."
All right. I don't have to tell stories.
All right. I'm gonna go to the benefit.
All right. That's enough. Steven, I don't know what this is about. Why they're here...
All right. That's what I wanted to hear.
All right. What you got on me? Nothin'.
All this, and brains too.
All you did was make Huckabees look good. That's all you did.
America wants to drive cars, right? I have a B.M.W. S.U.V.
An absurd theatrical we must play out, back and forth...
An image is always better. You've gotta reach people quick.
And about the whole thing. About the universe, you know? The big one.
And as for Brad, you must do to him for real...
And Brad's running it and it's going to go great.
And good and bad luck in the middle.
And he likes the bonnet.
And houses on this beautiful marsh.
And how important we think that is.
And I keep 'em.
And I like driving it. I'm sorry.
And I think it's entirely possible for your engineering firm to have jobs for people...
And I'm gonna go to an even darker place of nothingness.
And I'm, what, 60 odd years old and I'm wearing a gray suit.
And it wasn't enough that you came to my coalition...
And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.
And now he's here today to unnerve me so that when Orrin comes to town, I will blow it.
And now I'm smashing myself!
And now the town is looking at subclauses.
And she used me to teach us about the inevitability of human drama.
And smashing your face in with a baseball bat.
And space begins, because they're unified.
And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry.
And that means you are the source instead of part of the infinite.
And theirs is a lie. For the last time, forget the tree fantasy.
And then people flitting about...
And then they multiply. And we're going to address that right now.
And then we'll review our strategy, okay?
And they're making me feel better.
And they've already started surveying to... to start construction.
And third, I refuse to use petroleum...
And this is a disease. And this is an orgasm.
And this is a hamburger.
And this is a war. And this is, uh, a museum.
And this is it. I'm talking about it right now.
And took the coalition in a different direction.
And we're miserable and isolated.
And what is Caterine Vauban doing in the United States?
And why do they have to go through our yard and go through the garbage?
And you into another extreme.
And you left that part out, okay?
And you're so strong, because you pull one on her.
Angela, you speak. Marty speaks for Huckabees. I speak. Then Shania sings.
Answer the question, please.
Are you kidding me? He weighs 250. He t... He talks about geckos all the time.
Are you sympathetic to him?
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
Ask Steven. He could have used a little suburban sprawl in Sudan.
At Huckabees, the everything store.
Baby! Baby, come on.
Barney said he cried when his dog died. And the kids stopped laughing."
Be strong. Be strong 'cause you're going to be back.
Because anything else would be too painful?
Because everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are.
Because I wanted my poems to go out with the fund raiser mailing. Brad didn't.
Because that's more real to me, that's what I feel.
Because we... are connected.
Because you lied to us. You told us that the African guy...
Before she realizes... it's chicken salad.
Believe me, I can.
Bernard, give them both a connection.
Bernard... The dismantling thing with the whole... You know, all the poetry stuff...
Between these particles and the cracks we fall through, the holes of nothingness.
Blah, blah, blah. And let's say over here, this is you.
Brad, do you realize when they destroy the woods...
Brad, I thought about chopping your head off with a machete many times.
Brad, shh. Keep him out.
Bring me the African guy. Where's that African guy?
Bullshit! I have this programmed on my favorite stations on a timer.
But do I care about saving the open spaces? Yes, I do.
But doesn't see any alternative because...
But in fact, no manure, no magic.
But is that good enough? Is my work doing any good?
But isn't the drama and suffering less if we do the ball thing every day?
But it's also nothing special.
But it's not the whole truth because we're all connected.
But maybe he should listen to me more and learn a little.
But now, this is the truth.
But our everyday mind forgets this. We think everything is separate.
But tell me this, Mrs. Silver, this lady you gave the coffee to...
But then he vacuumed her. I had to chop him up with a machete.
But there's no way I can stop its use in my lifetime, is there?
But this can be a very painful process full of surprises.
But what? You tell me where she contradicts that.
But you agree that Purree meant a great deal to Albert?
But you did. It was more important to have a cup of coffee...
But, no, it's not a choice. I do have to be pretty.
Call Orrin Spence and tell him that Brad is trying to hijack my coalition.
Can I please have some time with my son?
Can I trust my habitual mind or do I need to learn to look beneath those things?
Careful, my young students...
Clothes, videos, toys, cheeseburgers, cars, a functioning economy.
Cocksucker! Motherfucking bitch ass motherfucking cocksucker!
Come on! That's spirit you wanna keep for the battles inside.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. She's allergic to what?
Come on. There's dust and gas there.
Come on. You and Shania are downtown in the loop in Chicago.
Come on. You can't retreat. Back into the fray, Albert. Let's go.
Come on. You guys work together, don't you?
Could it possibly be related to dictatorships...
Could just be ourselves, Jet Skiing, whatever.
Creation, destruction.
Creation, destruction. Creation, destruction.
Creation, destruction. Creation, destruction.
Cruelty, manipulation...
Daddy's not crazy, baby. The world is crazy.
Deal with this issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention...
Desire, suffering... everything that exists in this imperfect world.
Did you get it?
Didn't know what a can opener was. He opened cans with a big knife like at the camp.
Didn't know you were interested in existential issues, Brad.
Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely.
Do you drive a car?
Do you even care about the marsh and the woods?
Do you understand? There's glass between us!
Doesn't the pure being, ball thing make the day to day suffering easier?
Don't do this, please.
Don't fucking leave me.
Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy.
Don't look at me like that!
Don't look at me. What's wrong with you?
Don't worry about those people. They don't appreciate you.
Don't... Don't tell anybody.
Eight minutes of heaven! It's not quality, it's quantity!
Eventually, but you have to practice at home. Okay?
Everybody just wants to be me. I'm pretty.
Everybody look at me now. I am so pretty. I am so pretty. Look at me.
Everything that you identify with.
Exactly. I think you should just look in your file if you want to.
Excuse me, Brad. I would like to finish reading my poem, please. Thank you.
Excuse me, Dad?
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am. Poems are amazing, okay?
Excuse me? Can I help you?
Excuse me. What did you call me?
Excuse me. You got to give me a chance, all right?
Existential? Is that like a therapy?
Existential. I'd like to ask a few questions if you don't mind.
Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them.
Felt a little hostile. I feel the same thing from him.
First up, cocktails. Then, Mary Jane...
First, I would like to apologize for my part of the fight...
Flags and bags! Huckabees says, "Happy birthday, Mr. President."
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. Forever and ever, Amen.
Forget Brad. Come back to me. Where are you? Where are you?
Freakin' awesome, man.
Friends, enemies, brother, sister, mother, child.
From an even farther, more extreme nothingness on my own!
From pure being to human suffering.
Fucker. Fuck! Shit!
Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it.
Give him the Salmon Stripper, call it the Bass Basher. They don't read English anyway.
Give me...
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses...
Glossies of famous people and get them signed.
Go! I'll block for you.
God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
God, she never leaves Paris. This is insane.
Good. Now put someone you respect in the tree.
Good. That's good. I like that. I can see why they put us together.
Great, I look forward to coming back and working with you.
Great. Much smoother.
Guys, give him a break. His therapist is down here to help him out.
Guys, guys! My ball! My ball!
H How'd you know about my cat?
Has weird existential issues.
Have a seat. We'll be right with you.
Have you even seen my commercials?
He called with his own existential conundrum. That's all.
He called with his own existential conundrum. That's all.
He chopped her head off!
He climbed out his window, a criminal in his own house.
He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty good...
He made her change her mind. And that's what they want upstairs in corporate, okay?
He wanted to know where all the meat comes from since he didn't see any cows.
He was all obsessed with Shania and Pete Sampras.
He was orphaned by civil war. You were orphaned by indifference.
He will never make it to the other side, okay?
He's a great firefighter and exactly who we want on our side.
He's an autograph hound. Kind of guy likes to get...
He's coming to review our charter.
He's just making a joke on me.
He's working as a doorman at my friend's building.