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A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"A Million Ways to Die in the West" is a 2014 movie directed by Seth MacFarlane. It follows the story of a cowardly cowboy in the Old West who must overcome his fear to win back his girlfriend. This hilarious comedy Western stars Seth MacFarlane himself, alongside Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried, and Neil Patrick Harris. If you're intrigued by the sounds of this film, you can play and download them here.

A disgusting, awful, dirty cesspool of despair, and fuck all of it.
A dollar? I've never seen a dollar.
A few of my sheep and I'll get you the money.
A hard land for hard folk.
A lesson about seeing things through.
A little sharpie poop toot.
A little.
A lot of sexual activity.
A man's wife will respect him.
A Möbius moustache.
A moustache
A moustache
A moustache A moustache
A moustache A moustache
A moustache A moustache
A moustache If you've only got a moustache
A moustache If you've only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache
A moustache, a moustache, a moustache
A nail in my fucking ear.
A nickel a target.
A prospector only does that when he's found gold to sell.
A very small bite. That's it.
A woman can make today
About what?
After all the lovely years we've been together
After we take that stage.
Ah, Curtis. That was exceptional, buddy.
Ah, Edward, hey. What's going on?
Ah, that should work. Yeah.
Ah, yeah, it's great.
Ah! You okay?
Albert, did you see the look on Louise's face?
Albert, hurry! Get in position!
Albert, I know everything seems hopeless right now,
Albert, I know you're taking this breakup really hard, and I understand,
Albert, stop. Stop.
Albert, these are your favorite socks.
Albert, what the hell are you doing?
Albert, you got her attention.
Albert, you're a catch.
ALBERT: (LAUGHING) I know, right?
ALBERT: Hey, Louise!
ALBERT: I mean, that should have been the end of it, right?
ALBERT: Isn't that amazing?
ALBERT: Oh, shit, Plugger! ANNA: Oh, my God!
ALBERT: Oh, shit.
ALBERT: There's the town picnic.
ALBERT: This is the square dance.
ALBERT: Wow!
ALBERT: You know, I didn't think about that.
Albert!
Albert!
Albert.
Alcohol doesn't harmonize well with a woman's frail constitution, anyway.
All I know is that there is nothing for me out here
All right, challenge accepted!
All right, look. How about this?
All right, sweetheart.
All right?
All right? (SCOFFS)
All right? You're going home every night
All right.
All right. Do your best, ma'am.
All right. I lied, fine.
All right. Just two days.
All right. Okay.
All righty. That's one.
All the ladies shut you out
All the time. I live inside her.
All those other guys' fights.
All those other guys' fights.
All we got to do is get up and walk out the front door.
All you need is a little bit of the venom
Along the side of my mouth,
And "red flannel."
And a girl doesn't have to just go off
And apparently, he's not insane. Bullshit!
And burn my house down if I didn't, so...
And even if I make it, you know what can kill me?
And even if you survive all those things,
And every time, I'm surprised.
And for a guy with so much going for him,
And get married right away.
And getting paid to do it?
And good folk know better than to take what isn't theirs.
And he always smells like sheep,
And he needs the comforting touch
And here you are with this complete asshole.
And hole up here in, uh, Old Stump.
And I feel like every time I bring it up, you change the subject.
And I heard...
And I just think if we talked this out
And I just want to be able to give back all the love and affection
And I like it.
And I paid him the money I owe him
And I really wanna be there.
And I saw one in the backyard,
And I say, "Take a look at that"?
And I thought we could go for a walk by the stream.
And I want to do the correct thing in the eyes of the Lord.
And I want you to have that.
And I would never have bet on that, Stark.
And I'm gonna smoke a fucking cigar to celebrate.
And I'm like, "What? Can I do all that?"
And I'm so fucking rich.
And I've been reminded recently
And if he doesn't show,
And if I don't throw myself off this cliff
And it was a sharp one.
And it went... (IMITATING FART NOISE)
And just a small amount of venom in an open wound
And just being able to relax.
And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?
And let's you and me just settle this like adults.
And life was a daily struggle for survival.
And make no mistake about the kind of heat we're going to draw
And maybe a little uncomfortable.
And maybe we even laugh about it one day.
And no one else is wearing this.
And now, I'm here,
And now, to serenade us for the sweetheart dance,
And now, we just wait for the sun to set.
And see how it feels, and then go from there.
And smile for 30 sustained seconds.
And straight through to Sherman Creek.
And that's just exactly like that part in the Bible
And the diseases, and the wild animals, and the Indians,
And the general depressing awfulness about the West
And the lady at the boutique told me to buy this
And the main road goes right through Bullhead
And the tooth fairy will leave you a penny.
And then ash on his balls while I'm jerking him off,
And then becomes my hair.
And then becomes my sideburns,
And then Clinch is gonna be the dead man.
And then goes up the edge of my jaw,
And then I lost her.
And then I win!
And then I'd lift it up and I'd be like, "Oh, shit, it's a big joke."
And then just extend it straight through your...
And then maybe I can fix it?
And then one day, she did.
And then went back and killed the guy's teenage son
And there is a mountain lion warning in effect.
And they plan to build a farm.
And this may be the booze talking, or your pep talk, or both,
And this... (WHISTLES)
And tougher, and stronger.
And we have time to be husband and wife.
And we need to talk tonight. What happened to your face?
And we want to save ourselves for our wedding night.
And we wish them all the luck.
And we've been together for a long time.
And what a relief for all these people
And you're pretty much screwed.
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death?
And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes.
And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes.
And, you know, it seems like you're just staying in and sleeping all day.
And, you know, it's like the whole time we were together
Andrew, Jonathan, no. Go, go, go. Go home.
Anna, I can't be in a gunfight.
Anna, I'm gonna keep you out of harm's way.
ANNA: Albert?
ANNA: Let me help you.
ANNA: Mmm hmm. She's the new GF. Big time.
ANNA: Oh, my God.
ANNA: Okay, so you're gonna take your right thumb,
ANNA: So, you killed Clinch Leatherwood,
ANNA: Well,
ANNA: What are you gonna do?
ANNA: You know, there's probably gonna be some reward money.
ANNA: You know, you did great today.
ANNA: You're an idiot.
Anna! Ruth, can I come in?
Anna?
Any Indians here tonight? How'd you get tickets?
Anything about you after all this time.
Anything that happens to him right now is his own fault. Got it?
Are you calling me a thief, old timer?
Are you cold?
Are you in pain right now?
Are you kidding me?
Are you sure you can't call it off?
As fast as you can.
As much as my horse enjoyed making them for you.
As we sip the cold summer beverages
At least have Dr. Harper take a look at it tomorrow.
At least stay through the weekend.
At the teat of our coffers.
Aw, somebody shoot some fucker!
Baby, if you fight him tomorrow, you will kill him.
Barnes, wake up. Brought you a visitor.
Be obliged if you could tell us the shortest route.
Because he did a whole fucking sermon about it!
Because he was afraid he would kill him out of revenge.
Because he's the most vicious gunfighter in the territory,
Because I'd be like, "Oh, my God! Look."
Because I'll tell you, I hate the West just as much as you do.
Because maybe we can make it an all us friends thing.
Because their palates are so completely fucking dulled
Because you suck at everything.
Before she realizes what a good guy looks like.
Ben, check the outhouse. Lewis, the shed.
Ben, you take the men and set up camp.
Bet you never showed her that side before.
Big moustache, thick moustache
BOTH: Oh! Oh...
Boys, there's an abandoned sod house back around that bend.
But good for you for trying to bring it back.
But he doesn't deserve to be shot.
But he's not a bad guy, Foy.
But honestly, and I'm sorry to say this,
But I just wanted to come by and wish you luck tomorrow.
But I really gotta go home and work on myself.
But I tell ya, folks, this telegraph machine... That thing is nuts.
But I think I can do it.
But if you want the quickest way,
But if! caught you by surprise...
But now, I'm the president
But people are living to be 35 these days
But some men were just big, giant pussies.
But the frontier is not your problem.
But there's a lot more there. (ANNA LAUGHING)
But what good is it if you can't send a picture of your dick?
But what has she given you back?
But you got to get out of this funk.
But you guys have never had sex?
But you know what? I do.
But you needn't be a king
But you'll make that girl your own
But you'll win yourself a girl
But you'll win yourself a girl
But, Eddie, we're Christians.
But, I don't know, somewhere along the line
But, it's just, you know, I've been sitting here
But, look, it would have been suicide to fight that guy.
But, no, he shoots me in the fucking leg.
But, you know, thank you anyway for what you said.
By the way, look at this. See those guys over there?
Bye!
Bye! Bye, Mr. Mayor!
Bye! Have fun becoming wolf shit! Bye!
Can even get you a cow, if you want one of those.
Can I just ask, celebrated by who?
Can you give Louise wrapped candies?
Can you say the same, Albert?
Care for a last dance?
Cholera. You know cholera?
Church is not gonna...
Class, please welcome our graduation speaker,
Clinch is gonna be looking for you.
CLINCH: You, Enoch and Jordy will ride with me.
Clinch. Shut up.
Come and take this whore. Albert.
Come on, boy, hey! Quiet down, Plugger!
Come on, boy.
Come on, Clinch. You think I'm joking?
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Plugger. Come on! Yeah!
Come on, you owe him a dollar.
Come on.
Coming!
Commit suicide, maybe.
Completely.
Congratulations!
Constipation, cramps, dyspepsia, liver disease,
Could I interest you folks in some Wildroot Cream Oil?
Coward. Thank you.
COWBOY: Yeah! Oh, come on, come on!
COWBOY: Yeah! Oh! Ah! Yeah! RUTH: Oh...
COWBOY: You like me fucking you, don't you?
Cross it over, cradle it right in there,
Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Disease was rampant,
Diseases, major and minor injuries, Indians, the weather.
DJANGO: I'll take a shot.
DJANGO: What the fuck?
Do I look okay?
Do you know why?
Do you really?
Do you trust me?
Do you want to sit down?
Don't be stupid, Albert! Get out of here!
Don't even waste my time, okay?
Don't even waste my time.
Don't feel bad.
Don't I have the best boyfriend, Millie?
Don't worry about Lewis, okay?
Don't you ever say that to me in front of my men.
Don't you think God would be okay with it?
Draw, you son of a bitch!
Draw.
During some awful freak out, then...
Easy. We're gonna get there.
Eat hot food in 100 degree weather?
Eddie, it's supposed to be like that.
Edward, Edward, look, look.
Edward, have you... Have you ever had sex with anyone?
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief.
Edward, we are not having sex. Sorry.
EDWARD: Albert.
EDWARD: Are you sure you want to do this?
EDWARD: He's frenching her. ALBERT: Fucking Foy!
EDWARD: Man, I see kids everywhere with those stick hoops lately.
EDWARD: No, I meant you.
EDWARD: Oh, yeah.
EDWARD: Oh.
EDWARD: Okay, easy, now.
EDWARD: Sure, okay. Wow.
EDWARD: Well, I got off work early
EDWARD: Wow, I can't believe we're actually gonna have sex. (CHUCKLES)
Either he meets me outside in the main thoroughfare at noon tomorrow
Enjoy the bison and I hope you're enjoying your drinks
Enjoy your night.
Enoch, Jordy, look after the horses.
Enter when ready.
Especially a smoking hot girl.
Every girl that I ever fall in love with ends up disappointing me.
Every year, people die.
Every year, something like this happens.
Everything out here that's not you wants to kill you.
Excuse me, I have to use the powder room.
Excuse me?
Fair enough.
Fifty cents to the winner.
Find an amicable solution to this, huh?
Food was scarce,
For a wee bit and then we'll come for you in 12 days.
For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom
For my own reasons, but, yeah.
For the last three days, the highest ranking official in our town
For what?
For which you gave your life.
Four score and seven years ago,
FOY: Pardon me, Albert. (PANTING)
Foy! Not now!
From frozen lakes and ponds, and they just ship it all over the...
From inhaling poisoned gas, 12 hours a day, down in the mines.
From the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow tip bullet,
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck, yes.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking Foy!
Fucking Foy.
Get back here!
Get him! (HORSE NEIGHING)
Get out of here!
Get that son of a bitch!
Get you whatever you want.
Go on, get down.
Go.
God damn it, Albert! No more friends!
God damn it, Clinch!
God, I love her so much.
God, I love you.
God, why are the Indians always so mad? I don't know.
God!
God! This fucking fair!
God. Look at the ingredients.
Goddamn waste of lungs.
Gold? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Good boy! Let's go!
Good boy.
Good Lord, Albert, you're such a "sheepskate." Oh!
Good luck tomorrow. I'm gonna be there.
Good night.
Good night.
Good. (CHUCKLES)
Good. Let's hit this fair, because you know what I wanna do?
Good. You're gonna be fine.
Goodbye, Albert.
Goodbye? Wait. Louise. Louise!
Got it, Clinch.
Great Scott!
Great.
Gunfight. You and me. Right here. Right now.
Guys, no, no, no.
Ha!
Has been a dead guy.
Hate can move mountains.
Have you ever smiled in a photograph?
Haven't you, Albert?
He ain't here, Clinch.
He has been lying there, dead, for three days.
He is dead.
He knows what this is.
He knows what we're doing, he knows what this is.
He owes you a dollar. Wait, what?
He would've given you the gold!
He'll be back.
He'll be picking up pieces of you all over the street.
He'll bust me out
He's already been stupid.
He's coming up the stairs!
He's dead. You did it.
He's gonna kill... Anna, just go!
He's gonna say, "Oh, that looks like it hurts."
He's got
He's gotta be insane!
He's Methodist, I'm half *******.
He's smiling. Yeah.
He's up on the hill, burying himself next to Mom.
Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
Hello, Foy. Hey, Louise.
Hello, sweetheart.
Hello, there, sheepie.
Hello?
Hello.
Here you go.
Here, take it.
Here, take...
Hey, Albert, maybe we should just go to church.
Hey, Albert.
Hey, asshole.
Hey, Bridget, Bridget.
Hey, Clinch.
Hey, do you... Do you think you guys are gonna have sex?
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.
Hey, how about it for the James Gang?
Hey, I'm really tired.
Hey, look who's here. Who's this?
Hey, Louise dumped you, my friend.
Hey, Louise.
Hey, no. Look, she's really pretty, yes.
Hey, Plugger.
Hey, pretty fast hands back there.
Hey, sheep boy.
Hey, watch it, pal.
Hey, what's the matter, Clinch?
Hey, why are you being so nice to me?
Hey, you know, whatever happens tomorrow,
Hey, you want to go down to the...
Hey, you.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! It's our sweet young couple.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. It's not my fault, all right?
Hey. Listen, if you want to...
Hi, Albert.
Hi, Edward.
Hi, Mark. Hey, Ed.
Hi, Millie.
Hi!
Hi.
Hiya, shmucks!
Hiya, shmucks!
Hold on, let me think here a minute. You do that.
Hold still!
Holy fuck.
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. You all... You all done?
Honest to God. Shot a guy in a duel
Honestly, I have no fucking idea.
How are you so blind with eyes that big?
How can you be so blind with eyes that big?
How does that even work? Was there a ceremony?
How fast can this thing go?
How the fuck can you shoot like that?
How the hell do you get these things out? (LAUGHING)
How will they not notice?
How's that?
Howdy, folks.
Howdy.
Huh?
Hyah!
Hyah!
I ain't got no gold.
I ain't got no gold.
I ain't in the mood to laugh, Stark!
I almost wish you could smile in photographs.
I asked him if he wanted to come, and he said no.
I became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind.
I bet she thinks twice about dumping you.
I bought that off a peddler who was coming through town last week.
I can give her a lavish home.
I can have all the licorice I want.
I can outdrink you, too.
I can see why you dumped him.
I can't get that goddamn moustache song out of my head.
I can't leave him like that.
I can't remember. Can you?
I can't. There's only, like, three songs.
I could have screwed this up.
I couldn't have gotten this far without you.
I did everything for her.
I did that. That's going out.
I didn't even know this existed.
I didn't lie.
I didn't mean now!
I didn't mean that she has a hairy pussy.
I didn't tell you because I was trying to protect you.
I didn't think you'd show, sheepie.
I didn't want to scare you away.
I don't even know why I'm surprised.
I don't have the money.
I don't know how I lasted this long.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what you think I have going for me, but...
I don't know what you want from me, but it's late.
I don't know, maybe you should try to talk to Louise.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. He was laughing.
I don't know. I mean, I heard it somewhere. I don't know if it's true.
I don't see what else she's got going for her.
I don't think that's the real President Lincoln.
I don't think you heard me.
I don't think you should leave tomorrow.
I don't wanna join up.
I don't wanna... No, I don't wanna join.
I don't want to put myself through
I feel great when I'm with her.
I feel like I finally tricked one girl into falling in love with me
I got a map right here.
I got in a fight with an animal that I could not identify.
I got it.
I got sheep stuff I gotta do tomorrow, anyway.
I got shot today.
I gotta go. Louise! Louise!
I guess I just forgot that a relationship is a two way street.
I guess not.
I guess. I mean, I just... I just don't know anything about you.
I had a cold a couple of years ago. I went in there.
I had to give a blowjob. Sorry. Oh, that's okay.
I hate the frontier, I hate everything in it.
I have good ideas sometimes.
I have my own business.
I have no idea what just happened.
I have only the finest healing tonics and elixirs
I have that skirt.
I have to work on myself.
I haven't seen you in town in a week and a half
I honestly don't know what just happened.
I just didn't think I deserved a good guy.
I just didn't want to end up like one of those
I just feel like I need to stay here with my parents.
I just remember thinking,
I just thought that maybe you...
I just, I have to...
I just... I just want to say thank you.
I kissed her, she didn't kiss me, all right?
I knocked him out, and I stuck a daisy in his asshole.
I know I didn't have to, sweetheart.
I know we're Christians
I know you're here, Stark!
I know, right? "No! Oh, my God!"
I know!
I know.
I know. But, I mean, you repair shoes.
I know. I've never been happy for 30 seconds in a row in my life.
I know. It's actually really interesting how they do it.
I know. Me, too.
I know. That's... That's why I want you to have these.
I like your bustle, by the way.
I look like I have Parkinson's next to him. What is that?
I look like Jane Austen threw up all over me.
I love you, too. (MOANING)
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I loved a girl who doesn't even exist.
I mean, I could come by your place, like, later tonight.
I mean, I tell him I'll pay him off,
I mean, it sounds like you've bent over backwards for this girl,
I mean, it's just a graze, but come on, look at that.
I mean, she didn't tell me she was married,
I mean, sure, it's faster than the Pony Express,
I mean, the dance. Oh!
I mean, we're basically splitting this country 50 50 with them.
I mean, yeah, he's kind of a loser
I mean, you haven't shorn your sheep in weeks.
I mean, you must have a million better things to do than this.
I mean, you're talking about pre marital relations.
I meant that Foy has a moustache,
I might just have a little bit of gold.
I need some alone time with my wife.
I never thought I'd meet someone like you, Albert.
I owe you.
I put a new move in there.
I read an article in the paper.
I realized that
I really appreciate it.
I really love that the most alluring fashion statement
I said I was thinking about growing one. Oh.
I said, "Isn't that a fine how do you do?"
I say, go with God and best of luck to you.
I should have fought him?
I somehow require to hold up my pants.
I still feel like I don't know
I still got it! Okay.
I take my life in my hands every time I walk out to my outhouse.
I tell you,
I think God will forgive us.
I think he wants anal.
I think my body is padding up for the winter,
I think you have this whole thing upside down.
I think you owe me a drink, fella.
I thought it was really good.
I told you, she allowed me to be happy
I took a half day off work for this!
I want something else.
I want to know who it was.
I was broke,
I was just looking at these old pictures of me and Louise.
I was thinking you need a new dress.
I went out to Charlie Blanche's ranch
I went to your farm the other day,
I wish.
I would also like to offer a heartfelt prayer
I would like to welcome two new members to our community.
I... I have not. I own a gun.
I'd make you call it off. Okay?
I'd take Bilbee Pass.
I'll be right back.
I'll buy you some sugared butter shavings.
I'll get killed! Whoa!
I'll give you a little tap on the hat when I'm good to go, okay?
I'll pay you the money you lost, okay?
I'll take a very, very small bite. Just a small bite.
I'm a busy man with a schedule.
I'm a little cocky. But I got great tits.
I'm a smucks dinnin' drunk.
I'm an important man.
I'm begging you. Don't hurt him, okay?
I'm done. I'm leaving. I'm going to San Francisco.
I'm gonna get you a big old stack of fresh cut steaks.
I'm gonna use the outhouse. Um...
I'm good.
I'm good. I'm gonna rest my asshole.
I'm his girlfriend. She's my girlfriend.
I'm not gonna ask you again. Who?
I'm not gonna introduce you...
I'm not. (BARKING)
I'm really glad I didn't have that piece of cake.
I'm really horny right now. (GIGGLING)
I'm sitting there jerking that thing off.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I can't...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you're right for somebody else, just not for me.
I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.
I'm thirsty.
I'm totally overdressed, aren't I?
I'm very glad I remembered the six items
I'm, like, the luckiest girl ever in the history of girls.
I've been keeping it nice and soft.
I've been playing cards a long time
I've missed you, baby. Oh, I've missed you a lot.
I've never done formal before.
If I can shoot six out of six on Albert's behalf, you owe him a dollar.
If I can't,
If I die out there, will you guys just do me one favor?
If I don't have her.
If I don't have her.
If I don't have that cash, I'm coming after ya.
If I thought you were gonna lose this gunfight,
If I was a black guy, this is the meanest trick you could play on me.
If she was happy I was happy.
If that makes any kind of a difference.
If this Foy guy is that much of a douche,
If two people hate the same things, it creates a bond.
If you could hear yourself right now.
If you don't mind,
If you want to talk about things, I would like that.
If you've only got a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
In a part of the world that is otherwise a living hell.
In front of the kids?
Indeed.
Introduced into your bloodstream
Introduced into your bloodstream
Is a very costly facial accessory.
Is enough to kill a man if he's...
Is it supposed to be like this? (CHUCKLING)
Is keep all of his sheep in one place, all right.
Is there anything at all that I can say
Is this because of the gunfight?
Is to simulate a fat ass.
Is your name even Anna? Huh?
Isn't the fair on Saturday?
It doesn't matter. I'm done with him.
It is?
It looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast beef.
It looks like our shadows are about to kiss each other.
It seems your ex boyfriend doesn't have a sense of humor.
It takes 30 seconds to take a photograph.
It'll make you feel a lot better.
It's a boy, Mr. Stark.
It's a diamondback, yeah. Fuck.
It's a pot cookie.
It's a pot cookie. No, no, no.
It's a weather experiment.
It's Albert Stark.
It's all right. I know why you're saying it.
It's because you don't want to tell me that I'm the problem.
It's Clinch.
It's coming. I see it, I see it.
It's gonna feel good.
It's gonna work and Louise is gonna come running back to you.
It's got to be bad for their brains, right?
It's just another way God mysteriously shows that He loves us.
It's late.
It's like being a dog walker for 150 really stupid dogs.
It's not her fault.
It's not my fault she wanted someone with more to offer.
It's nothing huge, it's just...
It's okay, just hold perfectly still, and it'll go away.
It's okay. Here, I got you some flowers. (GASPS)
It's sticky.
It's the mayor.
It's true, right?
It's you.
James, I found the friendly locals. (CHUCKLES)
James, we will think of you lovingly this July
James, we will think of you lovingly this July
Jesus, are you okay? I heard about your brother getting arrested.
Jesus.
Jesus. How fucking stupid are you?
Just a little taste.
Just breathe.
Just browsing.
Just cutting yourself down.
Just give me two days to sell off
Just grant me a few last words. All right?
Just have a little bit with me.
Just introduce me. Come on.
Just like you.
Just once, I want you to switch seats.
Just ride it out. This is...
Just take a little bit.
Just take that little bit, right there.
Just what I should have done a week ago.

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