Brewster's Millions (1985) Edit

A balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.

A catcher's mask! (CHUCKLES)

A checkered family, you might say.

A country bumpkin that flashes his money around like some big shot?

A million dollars. Yes. That would be great, sir.

A room you want to die in.

A small error in bookkeeping discovered at the last moment ought to do the trick.

A substantial amount of money.

A substantial cash deposit. $20,000.

A team bus with air conditioning and a TV!

A train's goin' through the outfield right now.

A triple. Six RBIs.

A whole lifetime.

About 350 a week before taxes.

About that furniture you wanted Marilyn and me to rent,

Absolutely. No problem.

Actually, I'm gonna rent the team.

Admittedly, without you knowing, I used the corporate name. I hope you don't mind.

After all, it's your vault. I should be paying you rent.

After paying the highest recorded price ever for a stamp,

Again, very imaginative.

Ah, pretty much the same picture. He was out drinkin'

Ah! One moment.

All Drake knows is that you've inherited $30 million

All I want to know is what college you went to.

All of 'em.

All right, but just to eat lunch, and then that's it.

All right, I got some good news and some bad news for you.

All right! Let's play ball.

All right. I just want to figure it out!

All right. I want you to hire me three of the most expensive limousines with drivers,

All the time could have been this time

All they're gonna do is just take into his fast balls

All this reporter can say is

ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!

ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!

ALL: You are!

ALL: You are!

ALL: You are!

America, I love it!

An article by this Oriental doctor on massages.

And $5,000 on every 50 to 1 long shot for the week.

And a large bottle of Aspirin!

And bring the receipts and give 'em to Miss Drake.

And buy hisself an election.

And by then, he was one of the richest men in America.

And come up with something specifically unique.

And continues to thrill and delight the fans of this stadium.

And dent some cars out in the parkin' lot.

And deposit this money in a secret numbered account.

And everybody go back to work, because this is a business.

And give everybody else in here whatever they're drinking.

And he bought a baseball team, right?

And I am sick of money.

And I got to say I'm very disappointed. Look at you!

And I had to pay 'em $4 million

And I hope you have fun at that party,

And I just inherited 30 million bucks.

And I think the people should use it

And I thought we'd take a little ride and get to know each other.

And I work for him.

And I'm representing parties who wish to remain anonymous at this time

And is starting to show up in the polls.

And is still celebrating.

And it's going to be a very long month.

And it's unheard of to do it with your own money.

And kicks in the first pitch.

And make it look like a big league stadium!

And New York Yankee power has burst

And nobody owns them. They're PDIs. Public Domain Icebergs.

And nobody's business. Do it. Business. Good.

And possibly make a withdrawal.

And sail Brewstersberg number one to Mecca.

And simply dig out a chamber from the rear end of it,

And so am I. $100,000 okay?

And thank you.

And that includes buying the Hope Diamond

And that's what all these gentlemen here are today.

And the $300 million will go to the firm. Granville, Baxter and Cox.

And the firm is naturally concerned with

And the Hackensack Bulls take the playing field!

And the Yankees lead it four to one.

And then you get these choppers to fly us back here!

And then you'll know what this is all about.

And they've been consistently good performers in profits and dividends.

And tonight, I'm here to talk to you about None of the above.

And use them for firewood, right?

And we asked her to sit with us to have a drink,

And we're arrange it so that we can play the New York Yankees!

And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.

And what about your job at the firm and our honeymoon?

And what do you do?

And what the hell does he think he's doin'?

And when I turned on the ignition, it shot forward.

And who have instructed me to post bail for the defendants

And who's tryin' to buy your vote?

And why don't you use your fork, not your fingers.

And with this inheritance, man,

And you can gamble another 5% away,

And you decide not to vote

And you get 20 other guys, and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.

And you, Mr. Brewster, are the sole living heir of your great uncle, Rupert Horn.

And you'll have nothing to show for it.

And you'll say to your friends,

And you're all invited.

And, uh, see, all the energy coming from my hands

And, uh, what's your most expensive wine you have?

Angela wanted me to phone up from the lobby, but, no,

Angela, did Warren tell you that I have decided,

Angela, I'm not going to be able to make dinner, darling.

ANGELA: That's really wonderful. I'm very happy for you and Marilyn.

ANGELA: What thirsty Arab farmers?

Angela! Wait. Listen to me.

Angela! Will you wait a minute?

ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Exclusively yours on the Yankee Baseball Network.

Anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Hackensack Bulls,

Any left?

Anybody can inherit millions of dollars

Anything you say I guarantee it'll be repeated.

Apparently we in the West don't know that, and we're massagin' for nothin'.

Architectural Digest.

Are you all right, Mr. Brewster?

Are you certain you want to do this, Mr. Brewster?

As I'm sure you know,

As the executor of your great uncle's will, I hereby declare

As you wish.

At $10,000 a bottle,

At a reception for the public afterwards.

Aw, God...

Back, back, way back.

Bailiff, will you remove the prisoners? Next case.

Baron Levitsky recently offered $850,000 for it, and I laughed in his face.

Baseball, basketball, football, the ponies.

Baseball? No, no. Boxing, football, ice hockey...

Be sure to get home before the sun comes up. You know what I mean?

Because he's the party meister, himself.

Because I don't want anybody helpin' you out!

Because I'm gonna be playing with the big leagues.

Because I'm gonna sue you for so much money

Because I'm in here with you.

Because I'm rich doesn't mean I should take advantage of people. Am I right?

Because that's what the job pays. $100,000 a week, plus 15%.

Because we're gonna get in shape, and we're gonna beat the Yankees!

Been expecting you. The door's open.

Besides, have you ever seen his wife?

Best wishes, Monty Brewster.

Better safe than sorry. That's my philosophy too.

Between the New York Yankees and are you ready for this?

Boss found a job for you yet, by the way? Like designated eater? (LAUGHS)

Both Mr. Heller and Mr. Salvino

BOTH: Oh, no, Mr. Brewster.

Boy, that girl is ungrateful, considering all the things

Breaking ball,

Brewster and Nolan.

Brewster today shelled out a record $600,000

Brewster, do me a favor. Go crazy on your own time and charges.

Brewster, greetings from the grave.

BREWSTER: Get a cold compress for that thing on your head,

BREWSTER: I know they're the New York Yankees.

BREWSTER: New York? Yeehaw!

BREWSTER: There she goes again, as usual.

BREWSTER: There's a guy out there in the bleachers,

BREWSTER: We didn't get off to a very good start.

Brewster? Montgomery Brewster?

Brother, would you take the money, please?

Bulls are ahead one zip.

Bullshit. Your people made the first move.

But a guy like that with so many activities,

But a little late, don't you think?

But after 30 days, you're not allowed to own any assets.

But at the rate you're going, you'll have spent

But by opening all 60 bottles

But he didn't die until last month.

But I doubt that you could ever buy Warren.

But I'm havin' a good time too! I'm his best friend.

But I'm just a paralegal. I don't have a degree.

But I'm not crazy. People gonna think I'm crazy.

But I'm not. You got to stick with me, 'cause this is it!

But if you don't show your stuff out there today,

But if you fail,

But if you strike this guy out,

But it takes a real athlete to be a professional baseball player.

But it's an incredible opportunity.

But our records indicate Brewster still has

But please don't try to show these guys up.

But that baseball game you're planning

But the top two floors have already been reserved.

But there is no way I can see spending over

But those of you following the election results know that that's not so.

But we have a real shot at getting our work into AD next month.

But we're going to have some fun.

But what you can no longer call it is a joke campaign.

But you could do great things with all that money. You mustn't squander it.

But you got to get value for their services.

But you know me.

But, no, I was too stupid.

But, no, I was too stupid.

But, uh, I think she'd be delighted.

By not only paying in cash for the wine,

Can I say something to all the people who thought I was a loser, Chuck?

Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster?

Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster? than I am this election, I can tell you that.

Can you please pay for the drinks and let's get out of here?

Can't understand it, Mr. Brewster?

Can't we just take a ride without having an argument?

CATCHER: Aw, foul ball again!

Change up?

Charley, I'm not drunk. I'm in New York,

CHARLEY: Hiya, fellas.

CHARLEY: The practice field's on Long Island?

Charley! How you doin', my man?

Checkout time?

Christ sakes, Brewster. You fly us all the way from Jersey,

Chuck Fleming. Action News.

Chump, I'm Spike! We're right behind ya!

Come on, Charley, relax!

Come on, Monty. Keep it in there. Keep it in there.

Come on, Spike!

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Move it! Move it!

Come on. Settle down, will ya? You'll throw your arm out.

Come tomorrow, you are dead broke. It's all over.

Complaining about you never get your shot?

Congratulations.

Constantly scheming

Could I come up there and talk to you for a minute?

Could I come up there and talk to you for a minute?

Could you please give us your reasons

Could you step in here for a moment, please?

Count it. It's all there. Nothing but long shots, huh?

CROWD: (CHANTING) Brewster! Brewster!

Darling, this is what the benefit is for, to raise money.

Dear sir, do you think you could settle this out of court

Did you really spend all that money?

Didn't you know your great grandfather was a honky?

Dixon's reputation as a tough competitor is almost legendary, Vinnie.

Do you like it?

Do you live in a materialistic reality

Do you remember the $20,000

Does this guy Drake know about the 300 million?

Don't go in there. There's no Mets in this building!

Don't like having that kind of money around here,

Don't look so surprised.

Don't quote him on that, please.

Don't sell it! You buy it when it's like that.

Don't vote for any of us. We're assholes.

Don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of everything.

Don't you dare quote him on that.

Don't you remember anything I ever taught you?

Drop in two 20,000 horsepower marine diesel engines,

Either you guys got a car?

Enjoy yourself!

Eugene said I needed a tax write off.

Even though I'm not the person that you thought I was,

Everybody, follow me!

Except on you for lunch.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse my expression, but you think I'm a real asshole, don't ya?

Fine custom furniture and d****ries?

Follow me, please.

For a considerable fee, I'm sure.

For an unprecedented challenge game

For one season with the Toledo Mud Hens.

For some bimbo as a birthday present.

For the emotional damage it did.

For the last 30 days, and now it would seem to be over.

For the next 30 days, and that's the extent of my services.

For the Yankees to win it, four runs on four hits...

For what?

For your sudden and unexpected candidacy?

Forever dreaming

Forget the charity. Forget that.

Former candidate Montgomery Brewster

From the accounting department to keep track of your expenditures and receipts.

From the shoes all the way up to this.

Front row, he's got a hat, camera.

Gained from an illegal venture, Mr. Brewster.

Gentlemen, I sense conspiracy to defraud here.

Gentlemen, is there any truth to this accusation?

Get Cox over here.

Get in the car before I twist your head off.

Get outta here.

Get outta here.

Give him the quitclaim papers.

Give me a few bottles of what he's drinking, all right?

Go to say, the Rocky Mountains.

God damn it. She's gonna be real mad

Good for your muscles, nude.

Good night, gentlemen.

Goodbye? Don't you wanna go to the party?

Got to you in the nick of time

Got to you in the nick of time

Got to you in the nick of time

Got to you in the nick of time

Got to you in the nick of time

Gotta take you out, kid.

Granville and Baxter would gain power of attorney over the estate.

Granville and Baxter. As far as I know, they got nothin' to do with the Mets.

Great! Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.

Ha! We'll push your face!

Hackensack Bulls, huh?

Hackensack Bulls. (CHUCKLES)

Has been bought out by Wometco Petroleum

Have been pumping scandalous amounts of money

Have to keep those books straight, don't we, darling?

Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.

Having nothing but the receipt for your expenses and the clothes on your back.

He bought prime time on every station?

He didn't mean anything by that.

He didn't mean that. You can't quote him on that.

He didn't pick it up, so they gave it to me.

He doesn't even understand the rules yet. Let's see him get out of this one.

He gets a little cranky like this.

He got all bent out of shape

He had on 30 days ago.

He had to keep it a secret.

He just got lucky, that's all, Monty.

He just made you $10 million.

He stunned the crowd here at Weatherby's auction house

He sure does.

He went out West.

He's a big league money man.

He's callin' me from jail.

He's havin' a wonderful day! (LAUGHS)

He's in a bar celebrating his victory.

He's involved with the Sierra Club, anti nuclear movement, UNICEF.

He's made a fool of you and of your ex wife.

He's running spots in all 52 states

He's trying to do some good with his money.

Hear this crowd go crazy.

Heller and Salvino are both just a couple of overgrown wharf rats.

Here we go, Monty. Right into Porky's glove.

Here, have a drink.

Here, I'll quote it for you.

Here's the bad news. I did exactly what you wanted me to do.

Here's the mail.

Hey, 9:15. It's way past your bedtime, Miss Drake.

Hey, Brewster. Man, get a massage. Come down.

Hey, can I help it if a guy can't take a joke?

Hey, Charley, welcome to New York City!

Hey, Collins, you got trouble with your glove,

Hey, Dixon, I saw your wife on television, too.

Hey, hold still for the camera, Mr. Brewster.

Hey, honey!

Hey, Ken Dixon, man.

Hey, look at all the suits I got.

Hey, look at it this way, Brewster.

Hey, shut up. I accept. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, wait a minute!

Hey, what the hell, this is the New York Yankees!

Hey, what's this? Screw you! This is a free country!

Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.

Hey, you guys! Let's go out there and kick a little ass!

Hey, you had a great season this year, Mr. Dixon.

Hey, you heard him. He said he doesn't want it.

Hey, you look good. Real big league. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, you're a terrible liar, Warren,

Hey! Everybody! Anybody want to go to lunch?

Hey. Think of what that means to all those thirsty Arab farmers! It's great!

Hey...

Hi, guys.

Hi, operator? Mr. Brewster's suite, please.

Hi.

Hmm?

Hold it, hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.

Honestly, I'm fine.

How about a bottle of champagne?

How about a glass of champagne, Mr. Brewster?

How about that, Biff?

How come everybody ain't dancing and having a good time?

How do you do?

How do you do? I've heard so much about you.

How do you expect to find that kind of support for that position?

How do you like the new uniforms?

How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?

How expensive?

How many people have you hired already, Mr. Brewster?

How Mr. Brewster conducts himself with his inheritance.

How much is he paying you?

How would you like to be my personal driver for the next 30 days at $5,000 a week?

How would you like to settle out of court

How's it going, buddy?

I admire your work. You're a great hitter.

I ain't in the mood for no jokes!

I ain't tellin' Drake shit. My lips are sealed.

I almost forgot.

I almost let the cat out of the bag, Uncle Rupert.

I am going to decorate your apartment for free.

I am going to do for you a postmodern fantasy in here.

I am sick and tired of acting like a rich asshole for everybody.

I believe everything you're wearing belongs to us, Mr. Brewster.

I believe in being honest, Brewster. No bullshit.

I better move my limousine.

I blew it. I'm burned out.

I called 'em a couple of overgrown wharf rats

I can get any team out for three innings. Any team.

I can't believe it either.

I can't believe it! I quit!

I could spend that tonight in my sleep.

I did the best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.

I didn't bring my wallet, guys.

I didn't do anything wrong, baby.

I didn't mean to do it

I didn't think anybody would take me serious.

I didn't think you were supposed to use

I don't believe it. Oh, how tasteless.

I don't care!

I don't even understand anymore.

I don't expect to get support.

I don't know, Mr. Brewster.

I don't see that that has anything to do with anything.

I don't see what you could possibly be celebrating

I don't think I'm gonna pull this off, do you?

I don't think it's racial, you know,

I don't think so.

I don't think you inherited me with your money, Mr. Brewster.

I don't wanna be mayor. I never did.

I don't want any interest!

I don't want it! I'm gonna give it to charity!

I don't. I just think maybe it was a phase I was going through.

I doubt it. That's why I put a special wimp clause in my will.

I figure tonight's agenda looks about the same.

I figure voting for Salvino or Heller

I figured, What difference does $38,000 make?

I forgot to give her the receipt, that's all.

I got rid of all your iceberg stocks.

I got to spend money, right?

I got to you

I got to you in the nick of time

I got to you in the nick of time

I gotta check out something, see if it's real first. Are you interested?

I gotta get full value for my money.

I gotta stop here at my desk and get my messages.

I guess I can let you in on it now.

I guess I didn't do so good. I still got $20,000 left.

I guess you'd have to call that his change up, eh, Biff?

I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.

I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.

I hate to see what he could do if he was serious.

I have depositions here from over a dozen eyewitnesses.

I just think this is unforgivable.

I knew it! I knew it!

I know that guy! That's the guy that wanted to date me,

I know what you're thinking, Brewster.

I know you got something to prove,

I know you think you can buy up

I know. You don't want charity.

I like your hotel. My friends like your hotel.

I love you.

I make the guy $10 million and he acts like it's a funeral.

I may want to send you to the files.

I mean, after a game, we've got to relax, we gotta come down.

I mean, I'm not saying no. Not at all. I'm not saying that.

I mean, it's a job. It's gonna be...

I mean, these are just things that politicians use

I mean, they look exhausted.

I mean, you were telling me how you never get to see your fiance.

I mean, you've paid us all so much money,

I must admit it took my very best line

I must say, mailing that stamp was quite ingenious.

I never had any friends.

I never said anything about the Mets. Mr. Brewster did.

I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.

I only have $38,000 left.

I plead innocent.

I promise not to spend any money,

I realize you're not very interested

I really don't feel very good. I'm starting to lose feeling in my legs.

I saved almost every penny you gave me.

I saw that game in Boston...

I see. Too bad.

I think a leave of absence can be arranged.

I think I just inherited $30 million!

I think it's only fair to tell Mr. Brewster about the conditions of the will.

I think the people should keep their money.

I think they're kind of cute.

I think they're slime. You can quote me on that.

I think we should consider the possibility of psychiatric help.

I think you might be proud of what's happened in this city today.

I think you're a hell of a nice man,

I think you're beginning to recognize how simple and pure this idea is.

I thought maybe I could escort you to the party.

I thought my Uncle Rupert didn't like losers.

I thought None of the above was a pretty good idea.

I thought this was a free party.

I thought would come up here and meet you, mano a mano.

I told you they want me.

I try for the whole thing and I fail?

I understand it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.

I wanna ask the question.

I wanna meet your family.

I wanna thank you for coming out today

I want business done. That's the way it should be.

I want everything on film. I need a record of it.

I want to die in this room, Marilyn.

I want to sell my stock in the iceberg!

I was gonna save this for a rainy day.

I will only take 15% of your profits after taxes.

I wish you had the dough to keep it, Monty.

I won't be like this anymore.

I would recommend you immediately dispatch a courier to Switzerland

I would remove that from the court records. I would...

I, uh, realize that it's a rather unorthodox request,

I'd like to bet on every long shot in every race,

I'd like to call your attention to this area right here.

I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.

I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.

I'd pay her $100,000, if that's not an insult.

I'd pay you, of course. Uh, $250,000?

I'd say the stamp he bought is a considerable asset.

I'll buy you a cab later, huh?

I'll give you a receipt.

I'll just spend it. I can't take it.

I'll make an exception in your case, Mr. Brewster.

I'll pay you $2,000 a week to be the chief of my security.

I'll see ya.

I'll take you with me tonight, we'll get you drunk.

I'll tell ya now, I'll tell ya now, it's raining.

I'll tell you what's goin' on...

I'll try the bus. A good place to start the evening off.

I'm a completely neutral observer.

I'm about to go into negotiations to buy the team.

I'm afraid not, Mr. Brewster. Rupert Horn was your great uncle.

I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to order a full investigation,

I'm afraid that too is a secret.

I'm afraid the company's requiring

I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.

I'm fed up.

I'm forming a corporation tonight,

I'm glad you did that, Brewster, because...

I'm going to do to you what my daddy did to me.

I'm gonna get drunk.

I'm gonna go for the 300 million.

I'm gonna go warm up, Miss Drake.

I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money

I'm gonna need an attorney, Miss Drake.

I'm gonna put you on my Christmas card list.

I'm gonna recommend your shop to all my friends.

I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna get tore up.

I'm gonna take you to court, Brewster.

I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money.

I'm gonna throw a party tonight back at the hotel in New York

I'm here to buy your votes.

I'm like an X Erox machine.

I'm not falling for that trick. Uh uh. No settlements.

I'm not the person that you think I am now, either.

I'm okay. It's gonna be great.

I'm outta money.

I'm right back where I started, damn it!

I'm so confident of my ability to make you money,

I'm stuck with you.

I'm sure New York is full of decorators who would die for that kind of opportunity.

I'm terribly sorry.

I'm the driver too.

I'm working late. Closing out Brewster's account.

I've always had a soft spot in my heart for artists and, uh,

I've been looking everywhere

I've got wonderful news for you, Monty.

I've heard so much about you.

I've outlived them all, except you.

If bullshit were money, I'd be a millionaire.

If I gave you a million dollars for this iceberg thing,

If it's the money you're worried about, don't.

If you can do it, you get 300 million.

If you know what I mean.

If you think the job's too big for you to handle, just say no.

If you wanna know the truth,

If you're in his employ,

In here. Let's go!

In New York City for the first time to tune up

In order to secure tax benefits within the Common Market.

In order to secure tax benefits within the Common Market.

In other news...

In the nick of time

In the nick of time

In the view of this station,

In what Marilyn and I are doing,

In, uh, about 20 minutes.

Inherited $30 million tax free

Into slick advertising campaigns

Is he a genius, or is he a genius? (LAUGHS)

Is he a good pitcher? He's enthusiastic.

Is just as silly as them running for office.

Is one of the strongest organizations in the world petroleum market.

Is stopped by the fabric.

Is that if you're nude and you get a massage, that's the best thing for ya.

Is whether the city of New York is for sale,

Isn't that fortunate?

It could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears.

It could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears."

It doesn't matter. Champagne, anything, as long as I'm here.

It is, indeed, Mr. Brewster.

It means that you and Monty seem to be getting along awfully well.

It was a condition of his great uncle's will.

It was a perfectly honest mistake.

It'll be our little insurance policy.

It'll take about 20 years to dry off where you're goin'.

It's a great idea. What's your name?

It's a party!

It's a place where a glass of ice water can cost $5.00 a glass, sir.

It's a pleasure to be on the same field with you, Mr. Dixon.

It's a very heated exchange.

It's after 3:00, Mr. Brewster.

It's all right. All right, all right, come on.

It's all right. It's all right.

It's goin' great.

It's hard sometimes.

It's just an advance.

It's just that I can't stand seeing these people take advantage of you anymore.

It's like that old saying,

It's my left. It's always my left.

It's not all downhill. I mean, I still got...

It's only 'cause he's getting psyched up for a big game.

It's only for a month, darling.

It's quite difficult to spend money without accumulating assets,

It's ready, sir. What do you think?

It's simple. They don't want you guys.

It's the Committee to Ban Contact Sports.

It's the decorator's left.

It's the nature of the game.

It's the Yankees.

It's yours!

Jake here. I'm in Hackensack.

Jake, I'd like to hire you as my official photographer.

Jesus!

Jesus.

Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?

Just as soon as he signs that paper.

Just forget it, okay?

Just in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.

Just smile.

Just the clothes on my back. That's what they said.

Keep this, too.

Ken Dixon driving one out of here, a grand slam home run

Kill the commercial, fellas. We're gonna stay right here.

Kinda like a kid in a candy store, you know what I mean?

Knock it a long distance for me!

Leave or you'll be fired.

Left here for me to add up,

Let me tell you a little story, Brewster.

Let me tell you something about athletes.

Let me... (GASPS)

Let's do a 6 4 3. Pepper it up!

Let's do some business, and kick some butt around here!

Let's drink to it.

Let's get to the bottom line, right?

Let's go to lunch.

Let's go, guys.

Let's not waste the court's time.

Life just ain't worth livin'

Like I'm gonna take money from my best friend.

Listen to me, I pissed off so much money,

Listen to me. What are you doin'?

Listen to that scattered applause here in Hackensack.

Listen to that scattered applause here in Hackensack.

Listen, get your wrap. You go away, and you could come back tomorrow.

Listen, I want to bet $50,000 that Loyola wins!

Listen, since Warren's not around,

Listen, tomorrow things will be different.

Listen. I'll tell you what. For the next month,

Lock them. Throw away the key. Hello, Drake.

Locked me in the closet for three days and three nights

Look, for the past five years, this guy's predicted 88%.

Look, how can I make it any clearer for you?

Look, I ain't supposed to tell you this, but here's who hired me.

Look, I don't know what to say, but I guess this is it.

Look, I don't want a job. I'm his friend.

Look, I know I lost and everything,

Look, I know you think I'm always complaining, but it's not that.

Look, I've finally figured this whole thing out.

Look, just keep your eye out for Rudy, will you?

Look, look, here's my driver's license.

Look, Warren, I'm not very happy with this whole situation.

Look, with the exception of a few nice suits that I bought,

Looked like I was going for good

Looks like you've got a busy evening ahead of you.

Loyola vs. Notre Dame in a field hockey game? This is fabulous.

MAN: Let's go, Brew!

Marie Therese chandelier...

Marilyn makes a rather good living at it.

Marilyn's really outdone herself this time, don't you think?

Maybe I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp clause.

Maybe you're not as thorough as you think you are.

Minor league baseball pitcher who earlier today

Miss Drake, I don't know how to explain this to you, but...

Miss Drake, your chariot awaits!

Miss Drake! This is a private meeting.

Miss Drake. This is Mr. Brewster, the client we briefed you about.

Mmm.

Money? (MUTTERS)

Montgomery Brewster! I have been reading about you in the newspaper.

Monty Brewster is withdrawing from the election.

Monty Brewster peers in at his sign

Monty Brewster. That's me, right?

Monty looks so tiny out there.

Monty, good news, pal. Good news.

Monty, I'm real sorry about you retiring from baseball.

Monty, listen to me. This is Spike, your old pal.

Monty, the man doesn't want the $100,000.

Monty, the Mets don't want you, all right?

Monty, this is Hackensack, New Jersey.

Monty! Hey, old Monty, old pal!

Monty! How are you doin', pal?

Mr. Brewster and Mr. Nolan,

Mr. Brewster, have you taken positions on any of the issues facing the city?

Mr. Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.

Mr. Brewster, I have been hired to keep your accounts

Mr. Brewster, I want you to know

Mr. Brewster, I would love to accommodate you and your friends,

Mr. Brewster, what are you going to do with all that money?

Mr. Brewster, you could hire a fleet of limousines for that money!

Mr. Brewster, you still have two full minutes.

Mr. Brewster!

Mr. Brewster!

Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!

Mr. Brewster's here.

Mr. Donaldo, we're accepting contributions for Mr. Brewster

Mr. Horn was our most important client.

Mr. Rough and Ready, Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?

Mr. Roundfield, you're a real nice man.

My daddy caught me smokin' a cigar.

My ex wife Marilyn's a decorator, and a lot of it rubbed off on me.

My first loyalty would always be to the firm.

My God. I hear you're a swell fellow. We're drinking some champagne.

My job is not to interpret reality.

My lucky day, huh, Warren?

My name is J.B. Donaldo,

My pleasure.

My senior vice president, uh, Spike Nolan!

Nah. This ain't football.

Needless to say, we'll be offering you the special 24% interest rate

New talent. Young kids.

NEWSCASTER: Well, you can call it outrageous.

Newscasters, TV, radio.

Nice friend I turned out to be.

Nice man.

Nice meeting you.

Nighty night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.

Nighty night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.

No food, Brewster. No water, just those goddamned cigars.

No matter how much money I offered them.

No scout comes here, you understand?

No votes for Brewster!

No, I don't want to lay anyone off.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, not at all. That was just a coincidence.

No, sir, I won't lose sight of him.

No, sir, I'm not certain, but I'm gonna have a lot of fun findin' out.

No, sir. I don't want to sit down. I want to hear this standing up.

No, that was his fastball.