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Time Bandits (1981)

Time Bandits (1981)

Time Bandits is a highly imaginative and whimsical film that was released in 1981. Directed by Terry Gilliam, the movie combines elements of fantasy, adventure, and comedy to create a truly unique viewing experience. Set in various time periods, it follows the journey of a young boy named Kevin, who embarks on an extraordinary adventure with a group of mischievous time-traveling dwarves known as the Time Bandits.

The film boasts an impressive cast that brings their characters to life with charm and wit. The central role of Kevin is portrayed by Craig Warnock, who captures the innocence and curiosity of a young boy effortlessly. Joining him on his escapades are the six time-traveling dwarves, played by David Rappaport, Kenny Baker, Jack Purvis, Malcolm Dixon, Mike Edmonds, and Tiny Ross.

As Kevin and the Time Bandits journey through different eras, they encounter historical figures such as Napoleon Bonaparte (played hilariously by Ian Holm), Robin Hood (played by John Cleese), and even the mythical ancient Greek figure of Agamemnon (played by Sean Connery). Their interactions with these iconic characters provide plenty of comedic moments and contribute to the film's overall charm.

With its imaginative storytelling and witty dialogue, Time Bandits captivates audiences of all ages. It tackles themes of greed, morality, and the consequences of tampering with time. The film's stunning visual effects and creative set designs further enhance the fantastical elements of the story.

If you're a fan of adventure, fantasy, and comedy, you'll definitely want to give Time Bandits a watch. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy the sounds and music from the film by playing or downloading them here. The score, composed by Mike Moran, beautifully complements the film's whimsical atmosphere and adds another layer of enchantment to the overall experience.

So grab a seat, prepare to be transported through time, and join Kevin and the Time Bandits on an unforgettable journey that will tickle your imagination and leave you smiling.

A dumpy little five footer.
A mastery miracle of modern magic before your very eyes.
About turn!
Abracadee, abracadoo!
According to this map, there's a time hole outside. See if you can find it.
Again! Again!
Ah, fast breeder reactors...
Ah, you mean eat their boots?
Ah.
Aha!
Ahh.
Alexander the Great, whose empire stretched from India to Hungary
Alexander the Great...
All clear.
All clear. Wally?
All hands on the tiller!
All right! Do it!
All right. Okay.
All three are to receive summary executions today.
An infrared freezer/oven complex...
And do you enjoy robbing, then?
And fast breeder reactors?
And gargle.
And heir to the throne of Mycenae.
And here they are the winners of the most fabulous object in the world.
And inside the fortress of ultimate darkness,
And it's practically below our feet!
And just on the other side,
And leer at them.
And now we will ride full tilt to Dover, and there embark for France.
And one more for luck. Heave!
And plenty of ice.
And pull them in.
And push!
And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes.
And the day after tomorrow,
And the fire into a mighty rushing wind which will cover the face of the earth...
And the ointment for the leg.
And the skies into rivers, and fjords into deserts.
And the world will be different because I have understanding.
And then wait for it to go down.
And this King Agamemnon, he once fought
And three quarters.
And when He did trees and shrubs, we helped make all this.
And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being.
And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers.
And wipe clean the scourge of woolly thinking once and for all.
And you might at least walk out of here on human feet.
And you're a robber too? How long have you been a robber?
And you're just wasting it.
Anti pollution! Wife!
Any chance we might have our old jobs back, sir.
Anyone else wanna go?
Anyone who's always right makes me sick.
Are they in the pot, dear?
Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
Are you all right, dear?
Are you sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?
Are you unable to escape from this fortress?
Aren't they lovely? We can have them for breakfast.
As a disciplinary measure, we were sent down to the repairs department.
As long as this wind keeps up, nothing can go wrong.
As long as this wind keeps up, nothing can go wrong.
Ask me!
At last, I can really cough!
Athena?
Attila the Hun, 5' 11/2".
Awful people.
Bad back? Me? An ogre?
Be quiet, Benson!
Be quiet!
Because I thought they were all small, you know?
Because now I can ask you what I've always wanted to ask you.
Because when you hear what I've got planned,
Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00.
Benson, what would look nice?
Benson.
Better? No.
Between your gang and our gang,
Block of ice to beef bourguignon in eight seconds.
Bravo!
Brilliant, Evil One.
Bring them on, girls. Oh, don't they look gorgeous?
But also considerably less poor, aren't they, Redgrave?
But before they collect their prize, let's just have a look at what made it possible...
But He created you, Evil One.
But I only want to talk to the boss.
But I think I'll just transfer you to the undergrowth department
But I thought you were international criminals.
But I've never seen anything like this.
But that's because they're poor.
But why, if that's the case,
But you are horrible, dear.
But you can't leave it with him, or he'll destroy the world!
But, but he's dead, Randall.
But, sir, he deserves something.
Call off those, those creatures, or I'll destroy the map forever.
Castiglione, or what Napoleon's left of it.
Catch all! Come on!
Charge!
Charlemagne...
Cheer up, Kevin. Kings aren't the only ones with money, you know.
Cheerio. Thank you very much.
Come back!
Come back!
Come here. I'll teach you something much more useful.
Come on back!
Come on, Beryl. Come on. Jumbo's gonna end up in the souffle, Beryl.
Come on, boy. You come with us.
Come on, now. There's a good fellow.
Come on, then. Back to creation.
Come on, you lot, push!
Come on, you weasels.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come!
Come on! Throw!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Fidgit!
Come on. Lead us in a big hand for the lucky winners!
Come with us if you know what's good for you.
Could you share a house with a chap who has a thing like this on the end of his nose?
Crikey! I mean, I've been in robbing for years,
Crumbs! And you acquired all of this by yourselves?
Cyrano de Bergerac, 5' 31/2".
D D Does your back hurt?
Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors...
Dad!
Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Do be careful.
Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
Do you understand the question, my darling?
Do you wanna bet?
Don't be silly.
Don't go! Help! Don't leave me!
Don't leave me! Please!
Don't leave me! Please! Wait!
Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil.
Don't stand so close to me, Neguy!
Don't try and be smart with me, you little creep.
Don't you dare to tell me my business.
Don't! Help me!
Down there! The little one has it.
Drugs! Hey! I've got an idea!
Especially now that we've got you, Kevin.
Every little bit.
Everybody below decks!
Evil existed long before good.
Evil turned out rather well. Mm hmm.
Evil! He killed my friend!
Fabulous.
Fantastic.
Farmers!
Fidgit, Fidgit's dead.
Fidgit, you're not supposed to eat that.
Fidgit!
Fidgit?
Fidgit's dead.
Filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong.
Five feet exactly.
Five hundred years before the man we just robbed was even born.
For making calculations.
For the generation of fissile isotopes.
For them to be here with us tonight.
Four horses have I exhausted this day from Nottingham.
Furthermore, he shall from this day forward be my own son...
Get back? To where?
Get down!
Get down! Get down!
Get him!
Get it!
Get me down!
Get off me! Get
Get out of the way, Fidgit!
Get under here. Hold him, Strutter.
Give me that!
Give me the map,
Give us some more.
Gives you all the time in the world to do the things you really want to do.
Go away!
Go down the time hole. Go wherever you can and get help.
Go on, dear. Your father said.
Go, Kevin! Just get away!
Go, Vermin!
Go!
God, how I, how I love her.
Going to be. Going to be.
Good morning, scum.
Gosh! I say!
Got him!
Grab the loot.
Great streaks of misery.
Had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat?
Hail King Agamemnon!
Half carrot?
Half donkey?
Half warthog? Half oyster?
Hang on. He's just a kid. He's not one of us.
Hatracks, boxes.
He eats anything, you know.
He knows an awful lot.
He knows nothing of the potential of the micro chip or the silicon revolution.
He used to be our employer. He made all the big stuff,
He's going!
He's obviously a dangerous man. Unbalanced, if you ask me.
He's okay! He's okay!
He's stronger than the rest. Who is he?
Heave again!
Heave!
Hello!
Hello. I I'm Hood.
Help us! Please! Help us!
Help! Get off!
Help! Help I say!
Help! Help!
Help! Robbers!
Here they are. Congratulations.
Here we are, darling.
Here we go! Geronimo!
Here, dear. Leave that to me, please.
Here, you better take this. You'll need it. It's water.
Here!
Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?
Hey, come on! Smile!
Hey, hold it there.
Hey, that's 16th century! It's nice, isn't it?
Hey, what's out there?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Don't go! Stop!
Hey! Help! Stop!
Hey! Hey, I can swim!
Hey! Hey! Don't leave me!
Hey! Look, look! Quick! Come on! Look!
Hey! Oh!
Hey! Put me down! Put me down!
Hey! You can't go!
Hey. Yeah!
His face, dummy!
Hmm... in the Middle Ages.
Hold it.
Hold on! Hey! Hey!
Hold tight! Keep straight!
Hold your fingers.
Honestly, I'm too tired.
Honestly, Trevor. If you'd been half a man,
How about it? Eh?
How about the Great Rumbozo?
How could I know we were gonna run slap bang into an iceberg?
How're we doing now, Randall?
Huh?
Hurry! Help me!
I am all powerful!
I bet you've killed lots of people.
I can cough!
I can feel it. Can I go to bed now?
I can see it's the map. What use is that to us now?
I can't swim! I can't swim!
I control them!
I could scarce restrain the rushing of my feet.
I don't believe it!
I don't believe the way you killed him.
I don't know, but it hurts.
I don't know, master. I haven't seen him before.
I don't know.
I don't know. We've never done one before.
I don't understand. What's so special about that map?
I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins,
I gave it to you. You silly man. And that.
I got it.
I guess we'll have a lynchin', eh? Yippee!
I had to have some way of testing my handiwork.
I have decreed that this boy shall remain here with us in our city.
I heard they was really tiny guys.
I made myself. I cannot be unmade.
I must know everything.
I must wait. You see, I'm with friends.
I never touched it!
I promise you, this is it!
I really should do something very extrovert and vengeful with you.
I say, my fiance and I would appreciate a bit of assistance.
I think I should teach you one of my special lessons.
I think it turned out rather well.
I think so.
I think that the mayor of Castiglione and his council...
I think there's something that you should know.
I told you to put that light out and get to bed.
I told you. You stick with me, and you won't go far wrong.
I want all this stuff picked up.
I want to go home! I can't stand it!
I was havin' a close look at the map last night. Do you know what I found?
I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time.
I wonder if you would like to see some of our other items.
I would have started with lasers, 8:00 day one.
I wouldn't call this exactly... wasting it.
I wouldn't entrust them to wipe their own noses.
I, I was just wondering if there's, um,
I'd like to explain everything.
I'll kill him!
I'll kill him! Get off me!
I'm a reasonable man.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm going to have some new generals for a bit.
I'm not quite sure.
I'm not really sure.
I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just trying to help.
I'm sorry, sir, but
I'm sorry, sir.
I've got a better idea.
I've got an idea forming in my head.
I've got an idea. We can use the river.
I've told you about that before.
If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.
If the queen wishes to see me, I'll be in the courts all afternoon.
If we can borrow this for a moment, sir.
If you want to play it smart, I'll introduce you to Vermin.
If you're wrong, Benson, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant.
In 15 and a half seconds.
In numerical or logical terms.
In order to lull Him into a false sense of security.
In the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
Incidentally, would any of you like to stay on and help us with our work?
Is it always like this when you've done a raid?
Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent?
Is that Is that absolutely necessary?
Is what famous film star begins with "C"?
Isn't that incredible?
It came off just like that. The whole thermostat.
It didn't sound like him, did it?
It does exist.
It doesn't even look like him.
It doesn't matter where we are. You just gotta believe in it!
It is off.
It must have been a brilliant battle. Choo! Choo!
It was a bit of a botched job. We only had seven days to make it.
It will bring you great danger!
It's a bit tight.
It's a kid!
It's a very funny act. They swallow brushes.
It's about the map.
It's coming this way! Run for it!
It's him! Run for it!
It's like being on the bottom of a bloody well!
It's not as bad as it looks.
It's only the thing on my nose and the hairpiece! Everything else is fine!
It's over there. Quick! Come on!
It's raining, pudding head!
It's some kind of invisible barrier.
It's the map!
It's too dangerous to stay here. He's probably still after us.
It's very funny.
Jolly good.
Jolly good.
Jolly good. And you're a robber, are you?
Jolly good. What's your name?
Just because you think I'm small.
Just fine.
Just fine.
Just leave this to me, Wally. We've just got to treat them right.
Just shout horribly...
Just tell us how we get out of here, keep quiet and you won't get hurt.
Kevin, let's get out of here!
Kevin, you're a genius!
Kevin?
Kings aren't supposed to do things like that.
Last thing we want to do is see him again. Come on.
Left the Sunday joint cookin' all night, didn't we?
Left, right!
Let us out!
Let us out! Come back!
Let's get out of here!
Let's go back! We'll all die out here!
Let's go!
Let's have that.
Let's meet today's star guest on Your Money Or Your Life.
Let's see. What have we here?
Like good and evil, men and women, night and day.
Listen, I've got a few ideas for, uh, a linkup...
Look at that! Look at the little fellow!
Look at them. Stunted little proles.
Look at these bloody spots.
Look at this. Quickly!
Look how He spends His time. Forty three species of parrots!
Look out!
Look what you've done, boy.
Look, closer. The time of legends, see?
Look!
Look! We're so close!
Look.
Look.
Lose yourself, leprechaun.
Louis IV, 5' 21/2".
Lucky things.
Magnificent.
Marvelous show.
Mine, sir.
Mom!
Mom?
Mon Commander, they are very keen to surrender.
Monsieur Commander...
More! I want more!
Morning, dear.
Move yourself, lad.
Napoleon?
Never talk to me like that again!
Next!
No less a work than the overthrowing of creation itself.
No one created me! I am Evil!
No, Beryl. Capetown is not a film star.
No, Commander, you are not small at all.
No, dear. I mean, eat all of them.
No, no, I don't have to wear the special anymore.
No, no, please. I'd like to come.
No, no! They're all freaks!
No, no! They're all freaks!
No, none for me, thank you. I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs.
No, not by any means. Five foot one is not small.
No, of course not. This isn't a school outing.
No, thanks.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Come out here and help me!
No! Leave me!
No! Look!
No! Please, no!
No?
No.
No. How about, uh
No. I'll take one other.
No. It's your nerves, dear.
No. No.
No. Please. I'd like to come, really.
Noisy manifestation.
Not a big man at all.
Not like that Og.
Not one of them under five foot six.
Now I want every bit of Evil...
Now it's prawns all the bloody time!
Now we must bait the hook, see if they bite...
Now, Benson, I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while.
Now, we've got to get into the city.
Now!
O Creator of all the universe,
O Great One! O Supreme Being!
Of catchin' old boots, cans,
Of course, my love. Everyone has something odd about them.
Of course, they haven't got two pennies to rub together.
Og designed it, didn't you? Yeah.
Og, Fidgit, check the door.
Og!
Oh, and by the way, thank you.
Oh, ask me.
Oh, at last. Oh, I say!
Oh, Benson.
Oh, but what about me back?
Oh, dear me, Beryl. Now, all I want to know...
Oh, dear. Oh, well. That's Your Money Or Your Life.
Oh, do hurry up.
Oh, don't ment What?
Oh, go away!
Oh, Good Mistress Pansy, I could not have ridden faster.
Oh, great. But no, I can't really.
Oh, I'd like to stay.
Oh, I'm so happy 'cause I'm bus bus bus busy.
Oh, my back is wonderful!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Not like that!
Oh, no! Not the carvery again.
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Oh, Pansy. No more worries now, Pansy.
Oh, Robert, Benson,
Oh, Sir Vincent, you came for me!
Oh, stop him!
Oh, stop it!
Oh, thank you, master. Thank you.
Oh, the way you leapt to my chamber, so full of... manliness.
Oh, they get lovelier every day.
Oh, we wouldn't dream of asking a question like that, sir.
Oh, wonderful, master! Wonderful!
Oh, yeah. Kevin.
Oh, yes, I know, and believe you me the poor are going to be not just thrilled,
Oh, you don't have to wear the special
Oh, you must meet them. I just know you'll like them.
Oh, you're joking, Randall. There's nothing over there!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! I hate having to appear like that.
Oh! So that's what an invisible barrier looks like.
Oh! Well, what do you call this then?
Oh.
Oh. And the personal problem?
Ohhh.
Okay, Wally.
Okay! Go, Strutter!
Oliver Cromwell...
One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.
One inch shorter than me.
One thing I can't stand, it's mess.
One!
Ooh!
Or controlling operations...
Or the diseased left tonsil
Otherwise, Horseflesh wouldn't have put it on the map.
Our kitchen is light years behind.
Our kitchen's all right, isn't it?
Pansy, I'm so glad you feel the way you do.
Pansy, will you
Pansy! Pansy!
Pansy. Pansy, look at me.
Placed in here.
Please give generously as my assistants pass amongst you.
Present the latest in kitchen luxury.
Psst.
Pull him up! That's it!
Pull these boards out!
Put me down!
Quick, Wally.
Quick! The barn!
Randall, go!
Randall, we are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean!
Randall! Don't do it!
Randall! Randall?
Rat, anybody? Might be the last meal you get.
Rather! Well, I mean, what can I say? Thank you.
Ready? And
Ready? One
Really, it's the most tiresome way.
Remind the queen that I still rule this city.
Return the map!
Return the map.
Return what you have stolen from me!
Return what you have stolen from me.
Return! Return the map!
Right, lads! Watch this!
Right.
Right.
Right. Well, we'll sort him out first.
Robert, we must plan a new world together.
Say good morning, you scum.
See the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
See, sonny? No problem.
Shh!
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Show me more, Robert.
Show me... subscriber trunk dialing.
Shut up back there.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! Now, are we all here?
Sir, I really think there are more important things
Sir... look!
Six hundred feet high, bright red and smelled terrible.
Six more plates of caviar, please.
Slugs! He created slugs.
Smile.
So damn... damn... wet.
So let's get moving.
So... this is the best...
Some tasty little morsels, eh?
Someone hit me! Oh!
Something's going on down there. We've lost them!
Sometimes I almost believe you, Randall.
Soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones.
Sorry.
Sorry. What town is that?
Sort of got rather happy about it, and, uh...
Squatty little chap.
Squeeze! Squeeze!
Stand by for mind control.
Stay where you are! Something's happening!
Stay, Benson. Guard the map.
Steady. Watch it. Watch it.
Still, rather expected of one, I suppose.
Stinkin' rich. Stinkin' rich.
Stop them by every means in my power!
Stop whimpering, Fidgit!
Stop! Stop! You never start on one.
Strutter, get his torch. Shine it right in the face.
Strutter, take this!
Strutter!
Strutter! Quick!
Stuck out in Greece lowest standard of living in Europe.
Sunday joint? It's Thursday.
Take aim! Fire!
Take up the slack.
Tell me about computers.
Ten hut!
Ten hut!
Terrify them.
Thank you all very, very much indeed.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you very, very, very, very much.
Thank you.
That are expressible...
That can make you a meal from packet to plate...
That I let you borrow my map.
That means the big pot and the large skewers.
That one.
That was no man. That was the Supreme Being.
That's a good question.
That's better!
That's better! That's wonderful!
That's diet, that is.
That's enough, Wally!
That's him.
That's it! Now!
That's it.
That's right, Og. Show 'em we can do something right for a change.
That's the toaster, the spreader and the slicer all gone.
That's what I like! Little things hitting each other!
That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that.
The answer to all their problems and yours...
The boss?
The boy's insane. We can't go in there.
The caviar makes me throw up, you know.
The enemy of the people is dead!
The forest! It's on fire!
The Fortress of Ultimate Darkness is somewhere over there, I promise you!
The Fortress of Ultimate Darkness.
The goal of everybody's hopes and dreams.
The little one?
The little puppets hitting each other.
The map, please.
The map, sir. The map! They've brought it with them!
The map? I don't understand you, Randall.
The Moderna Wonder Major All Automatic Convenience Center ette...
The money wasn't important to him.
The Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds.
The most fabulous object in the world.
The most fabulous object in the world. "
The only man with any guts in British history
The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled.
The Supreme Being allows to steal His map?
The Supreme Being can do.
The Three Idiots...
The Three Idiots...
The world!
There are two holes, Randall. Which one? Which one?
There he is!
There is a place where we could find the greatest thing man could want,
There used to be a time when you could be sure...
There we are, madam. Congratulations.
There we are. Well done. Congratulations.
There's a man being cut in half here.
There's enough there for your friends, too, if they ever turn up.
There's only one way to go now.
There's still so much wealth to redistribute.
They always crack in the end.
They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery.
They have been here eight hours.
They serious?
They were trying to kill people 26 different ways with their bare hands.
They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
They're hooked, the greedy little fish.
They're mine, sir.
Thieves! After them!
This I think you'll like.
This I think you'll like.
This is going to be so much help in our work.
This is our chance. This is what we've been waiting for!
This is the big one.
This map used to belong to the Supreme Being.
This time we'll start it properly.
Throw it!
To be in your own home, to be with your own father and mother?
To happen to me since this whole campaign.
To star to start our quest for the for the most fabulous object, Randall.
Trevor, Diane Oh, don't they look lovely!
Tsk. Hmm.
Turn that light off!
Uh, a computer is an automatic electronic apparatus...
Uh, from Latvia.
Uh, from Latvia.
Uh, Marion, would you be so kind as to ask the poor to come in, please?
Use a fast fission process...
Vermin, Fidgit, the tapestry.
Vermin, that is not meant to be eaten.
Vermin, will you stop eating!
Very well, then.
Very well. I have no need of them.
Vincent, don't worry about a thing.
Wait a minute! Oh! Oh! Hey!
Wait a minute! Wait!
Wait for me to give the order, all right?
Wait for me!
Wait! You're mad!
Waiter, more champagne.
Wally!
Wally!
Was it Zeus? Apollo?
Wasn't he interesting?
We are here!
We can explain everything, sir.
We can make beans into peas!
We can't. The roads are too dangerous.
We could've stayed at home making trees.
We did it! We did it!
We don't know him that well. We only work for Him.
We don't need the map. We know where the time hole is. Let's get out of here.
We have found it!
We have Zuzu and Benny.
We just borrowed the map.
We like a risk.
We make a great team, don't we?
We risk all. We win everything.
We will remake man in our image, not His.
We're international criminals. We do robberies.
We're not suggesting that, sir. It's just
We're on the right course.
Well done, Og.
Well, at least we've got a two speed hedge cutter.
Well, He created you, so He can't be totally
Well, I am the nice one.
Well, I mean, it's frightfully kind of you.
Well, it helps pay the rent, sir.
Well, it was a good day, Mr. Hood.
Well, Kevin, here, it's yours.
Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being.
Well, on condition that you carry it back to the city for me.
Well, see for yourself, sir.
Well, someone put it on.
Well, th th th that is a long time, isn't it?
Well, that's today's top prize.
Well, the gods must have given you a name.
Well, this is it.
Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinkin' rich?
Well, you don't have to jump around.
Well, you must eat your food.
Well, you're certainly a chatty little fellow, aren't you?
Wet. Yes. Yes.
Wh Why don't you get out the way you came?
What a dreadful mess! Is the pig with you?
What about Babylon?
What are we going to do here?
What are you doing in the water, dear?
What d'you want, dear? Do you want the foot powder?
What did he say?
What do we do now, Randall?
What do you mean, you didn't mean to steal the map?
What do you think, Robert?
What do you want, you tatty faced old scumbag?
What is it, Benson?

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