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Pretty Woman (1990)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Pretty Woman is a romantic comedy film released in 1990. Directed by Garry Marshall, it follows the story of a wealthy businessman, Edward Lewis, and a young prostitute named Vivian Ward. Starring Richard Gere as Edward and Julia Roberts as Vivian, the movie explores their unexpected love affair as they navigate the contrasting worlds they come from. The film's soundtrack features iconic songs like "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison. You can enjoy and download this timeless classic's sounds here.

A penny from the ear. How much for the rest?
A tip. Wow. I missed that one. Oh.
A wide variety of stores guaranteed to suck up to you anytime you want to go shopping.
Aah, nothin' but garbage.
After Edward leaves.
Ah, they weren't dead. Just delayed. I... bluffed a little bit.
Ah, yes. Very intense young man named David. He plays polo.
Ah.
Ah. We're here.
All right, gentlemen, you heard the man. Please wait outside.
All right, here we go.
All right, if you get nervous, just count the tines.
All right, look. I do not want any drugs here.
All right, Miss Vivian, one more time.
All right, okay, this is what's happening. You believe this person owes you $200?
All right, okay, this is what's happening. You believe this person owes you $200?
All right, okay?
All right, when you get back to New York, we'll discuss it.
All right?
All right. Here we go.
All right. Here we go.
All right. I'm coming up.
All right. You look great. You look like a lady.
All right. You win, I lose. Got change for a 20?
All up to me
All you gotta do is call the bank.
An hour?
An hour.
And a few months ago, no problem.
And after all that we've been through
And all around
And dream away
And he took his money with him.
And he would climb up the tower and rescue me.
And I couldn't make the rent. I was too ashamed to go home.
And I do need some help from you ladies and gentlemen in the audience.
And I gotta be a wild one Ooh, yeah
And I have all this money now and no dress!
And I just wanted to say thanks.
And I want to tell you
And I would I would pretend I was a princess...
And I would wave.
And if you wonder where the other one went, watch.
And it didn't look that way in my mind
And it is still extremely vulnerable.
And it's not just any bank. Plymouth Trust, huh?
And leave all this? Not in a million.
And married my father, whose family was extremely wealthy.
And nobody will help me.
And not because I'm paying you, but because you want to.
And right now I am really pissed, you know?
And some valuable vocational advice.
And sometimes there are three tines in the salad fork. And sometimes
And take you to the opera, then I could be a happy guy, just like Edward.
And then he'll run our lives and take our money. No.
And then I sell that off; it's worth more than the whole.
And then she died.
And then suddenly this knight...
And they don't regret it
And we like to think of our special customers as friends.
And we'd like to give a great big thanks to our platinum sponsor,
And you can't change back.
And you chose this as your profession?
And you should know that
And, uh, you are not...
Anything you see here, we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun.
Anyway, I got the money. Thank you very much for saving my ass. Now Carlos can get off of it.
Anyway, it could work. It happens.
Are you givin' Morse a chance to get away?
Are you hungry? You must be.
Are you looking for something in particular?
Are you my pimp now? You think you can pass me around to your friends?
Are you sure you want me to stay for the entire night?
Are you writing it down? You'll forget it. Write it down.
As if you had so many more appealing options.
As old as the game of polo itself. Kings and queens used to do this.
Asshole! There's a word.
At the price I'm paying for this stock, Mr. Morse, you are going to be a very rich man.
Back off, Kit. You know, you're really becoming a grouch.
Ballpark.
Barney! Sorry, mister.
Be careful, Philip.
Because I have to be very honest with you.
Because I've got this beauty course I'm looking into.
Better.
Between your public statements and the rumors flying around on this thing,
Big mistake. Big. Huge!
Break it up and sell off the pieces.
Bridget, please.
Broke in right on the two of them.
Building blocks. Erector sets.
But as a friend, we're willing to overlook it.
But don't worry; you're secret is safe with me.
But he is my attorney. I've known him for ten years.
But I can't find one.
But I don't kiss on the mouth.
But I don't want anyone else to, either.
But I think, I think definitely no. It's just another week, right?
But I want you to understand...
But I wouldn't trust you with real gold.
But I wouldn't trust you with real gold.
But I'm here now.
But it will never become part of their soul.
But it's over now
But let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing, okay?
But never in all the time...
But now everything is different, and you've changed that.
But then I got some regulars and, you know
But you never give me any notice. You just think I'm at your beck and call.
But you're a rich, good lookin' guy.
C'mon, guy. We just pulled her out of a Dumpster in the back. Who was her pimp?
Call the bank!
Can you move these cars out of here? Look, Edward.
Can't take less than $100.
Carlos sold me some great shit. We just had this party. I was the hostess.
Cash works for me, yeah.
Cinder fuckin' rella.
Close your mouth, dear.
Cocaine her pimp. She a strawberry.
Come and visit us again sometime.
Come here.
Come in, gentlemen. Sit down.
Come on, Barney. You and me live in the real world... most of the time.
Come on!
Come with me. And stop fidgeting.
Could I have another word, please?
Could you come down to the front desk? There's someone here who wants to speak to you.
Darlin', I couldn't read what was in your mind
Definitely not alone. You know? He's a feisty old guy.
Dennis, did you just come off the night shift? Hmm?
Detective Albertson. What do you know about that girl?
Did I mention my leg is 44 inches from hip to toe,
Did it work out for Skinny Marie or Rachel? No!
Did you know that two of the Bach pieces that we heard tonight...
Did you realize that Via Rodeo is the first new street...
Did you really do that?
Did you say marriage license?
Did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me?
Didn't say much in the car on the way home.
Do I have to hear this?
Do you miss him?
Do you want me to get you a bellboy?
Doctor's office? Two blocks down and to your left.
Does Darryl always carry a gun?
Don't be cruel Show me your soul
Don't do it again.
Don't take less than a hundred. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Don't walk away, hey
Don't you want to get outta here?
Done. Thank you. Now we can relax.
Down the block, right at the corner.
Down?
Dream on!
Easy, easy, calm down. Calm down, David.
Ebersol of the Falcons passes to Kennan.
Edward asked me if I wanted to see him again.
Edward, are you in town on, uh, business or pleasure?
Edward, excuse me for saying this, but what the hell is wrong with you this week?
Edward, please, what was this all about? Hmm?
Edward, there'll always be some guy, even some friend of yours,
Edward, we just got the Morse update. Don, can you hold the projection, please?
Edward, where you goin'?
Edward, you said you never come out here.
Edward?
Edward's not here. I thought he was with you.
Elegant. Any questions?
Especially when I see her talking to David Morse.
Everybody comes here. This is Hollywood, the land of dreams.
Everybody comes to Hollywood got a dream.
Everybody is trying to land him.
Everything.
Exactly how obscene an amount of money were you talking about?
Except me. I wear a size nine.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Explanation
Falcons, seven. Gems, four.
Fallen for you
Fame
Fame Lets him loose and hard to swallow
Fame Makes a man who'll take things over
Fellas, let's finish this up this afternoon, huh?
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For 75, the wife can watch.
Fine. That's good. Seven "fines" since we left the match.
For 20, I'll show you personal. Even show you where the stars live.
Forgive me. I was just takin' a rest here. Besides, she's new.
From the moment we touched
Gentlemen, I'd like to speak to Mr. Morse alone.
Gentlemen, would you mind leaving us, please?
Get a dress on Rodeo Drive today, and the women wouldn't help me.
Get a job. Finish high school.
Get her back for me, please.
Give me a ballpark figure. How much?
Gonna break the news Gonna keep on moving wild
Gonna keep on swinging, baby I'm a real wild child
Gonna tell my friends Gonna tell them all
Good bye now.
Good bye.
Good evening, Mr. Lewis.
Good! Then we understand each other. I would also encourage you...
Got to be too flirty, Mama
Gotta dance like a fool Got the message
Great big ships.
Hasn't attached herself to you because she's bringing information back to Morse?
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Have fun.
Have Morse meet me downtown this morning. Good bye.
Have you arranged for transportation?
Haven't they ever seen ketchup before?
He didn't blow off billion dollar deals!
He doesn't want to let it go.
He knows the navy contracts are stalled. Where's he gonna get the money?
He seems like a nice man.
He sleeps.
He still needs someone to underwrite the paper.
He thought you were some kind of industrial spy. The guy's paranoid.
He wants to meet you face to face.
He was on my case. I had to give him something.
He would bust somethin' if he saw you in this outfit.
He wouldn't say. Edward, I think we got him. His nuts are on the block.
He's countering? God, he is a tough old bird.
He's going to stab me. What, you gonna strangle me with a Slinky?
He's grooming him to take over. I don't know.
He's in trouble. You want his company.
He's my lawyer. He's all right.
He's not quite the bastard everybody says he is.
He's probably off in a corner somewhere charming a very pretty lady.
He's run his company for a very long time now.
He's very sweet. What are your plans while you're in town?
Hello, my name is Mr. Lewis. I'm very angry with my father.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. You must be Vivian. My name's Bridget.
Here are the storage reports you wanted, and Mr. Lewis called.
Here, let me do that. You sell them.
Here's my number where I'm gonna be for the rest of the week. Have her call me, okay?
Hey, and Carlos is looking for her too.
Hey, forget it, pal. We got a thousand man hours in on this!
Hey, I understand Edward's taking over Morse Industries.
Hey, mister? Hey, what's your dream?
Hey, Pops, has Kit been in here?
Hey, sugar, you lookin' for a date?
Hey, Viv, you lookin' good, man. What'd you win, the lottery or what?
Hey, you know, if that's true it could cost a lot more.
Hi, tailgaters.
Hi, uh, I'm in the penthouse. The guy that was here,
Hi.
Hi.
Hold it. Hold it. These aren't signed!
Holy shit!
How about a freebie? It's my birthday.
How far did you go in school?
How much is this, Marie?
How nice to meet you.
How we doing, ladies?
How would it be?
Humboldt's coming around to this side.
Hundred dollars an hour.
I I hope not!
I am not a trick.
I beg your pardon?
I bet you have.
I bet you've known a lot of lawyers.
I bought it. I sold it off piece by piece.
I called and called. Where were you last night?
I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain't lost.
I can handle it; I'm prepared.
I can't believe how I have
I can't believe it's true
I can't believe you bought drugs with our rent. What is goin' on with you, Kit?
I close my eyes
I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with
I cried the whole time.
I definitely have the salad fork.
I didn't know that you would take it
I didn't know what you'd like.
I didn't know you played.
I didn't know you were playing today.
I didn't mean it.
I do it very well, don't I? I'll say it again. I was very angry with him.
I do not believe that you are at my beck and call.
I do own the company.
I don't believe you did that.
I don't believe you You're not the truth
I don't believe you You're not the truth
I don't know about you, but I've never been able to figure which goes with what!
I don't know.
I don't know. He, uh I think he's throwin' in with the employees.
I don't know. I really don't know.
I don't know. You left and all of a sudden I'm in the middle of West Side Story.
I don't need any romantic hassles this week.
I don't need to fall at your feet
I don't think he's ready to have his name taken off the stationery.
I don't think it's very strange for me to be in love with you
I don't think we have anything for you.
I don't think you should drive. You're a little excited. Don't drive my car.
I don't want any of this. Get your things and your money and please leave.
I don't want you to get too excited. This is only on loan.
I don't want you to go.
I doubt it. It doesn't really matter now. He passed away.
I find this hard to say without sounding condescending, but...
I gave you everything I have
I gave you everything I have
I got it for you.
I got things I can do. I used to make pretty good grades in high school.
I gotta get going.
I guess $3,000 does not buy loyalty, does it?
I guess so.
I guess this is not the greatest time to be a hooker, is it?
I had a good time.
I had a grandpa! He was nice to me. He liked ties on Sundays.
I had all those strawberry seeds. And you shouldn't neglect your gums.
I hadn't exactly planned this.
I hadn't spoken to him in fourteen and a half years.
I hate to point out the obvious, but you are, in fact, a hooker!
I have a little carpet picnic here. Are you sure you don't want a drink?
I have money. I don't know what a snap dog is, but I have money.
I have to buy a dress for dinner tonight.
I have to go now,
I heard about what you did with Morse.
I heard everything you said.
I invented the concept.
I just I like him.
I just got off the phone with James Morse. Get this.
I just mean it's sweet the way he's crazy about his grandson.
I just wanna know who it works out for.
I just wanna run in for a minute and see if she's there, so just stay here.
I just want your extra time and your
I just want your extra time and your
I just wanted to let you know, Morse is all set for tonight.
I know about wanting more.
I know now, now, now
I know. It's a really good offer for a girl like me.
I know. Kit's always saying to me,
I know. Skinny Marie. But... she was a a flake.
I like that. That's very good.
I look forward to it, sir.
I love you.
I made you a very rich man doing exactly what you loved.
I mean I would like to speak to Mr. Morse alone.
I mean, I could just pop you good and be on my way.
I mean, I have been the party at a couple of birthdays.
I mean, in my own clothes, when someone like that guy Stuckey comes up to me,
I mean, the business was good, I think. You know?
I met your father. What's his name?
I needed a little pick me up.
I only got through the eleventh grade.
I only play for strangers.
I picked her up on Hollywood Boulevard.
I refuse to spend the next three days fighting with you. I said I was sorry. I meant it.
I said I'd be out in just a minute.
I saw you talking to David Morse; I didn't like it.
I say who; I say when; I I say who
I see some differences in you this week, like the tie, and, uh
I swear to God. And extra money to buy clothes.
I tell you, man. I don't know who she hang with.
I think I got something in the car that will buff that up.
I think I liked "fine" better.
I think that, uh, Edward's with you. That's what I think.
I think this is okay.
I think we can leave the details up to the others.
I think we can let in the other suits now.
I think we need some major sucking up.
I think you are a very bright, very special woman.
I think you have a lot of special gifts.
I think you owe me some money, baby.
I thought so. Then you must be his
I told my secretary to make the arrangements. Didn't she call you?
I wake up lonely
I wanna help you.
I wanna know more than your brain
I want a professional.
I want more.
I want my money. I want to get out of here.
I want the fairy tale.
I want to be your fantasy
I want you to call maintenance and have them deal with this. You must delegate authority.
I want you to meet a new friend of mine, Vivian Ward.
I wanted to say good bye.
I was afraid to hug you up there. I might wrinkle you!
I was gettin' lonely upstairs all by myself.
I was sorry to hear about your dad.
I was talking to someone.
I was thinking Did you really say $100 an hour?
I was very angry with him.
I was very angry with him.
I was, uh, working last night.
I wasn't prepared to answer questions about us.
I wasn't there when he died.
I went all the way.
I will not let myself become emotionally involved in business.
I will pay you to be at my beck and call.
I worked at a couple fast food places,
I would've been angry at the $10,000.
I would've paid four.
I would've stayed for 2,000.
I, uh, took the liberty of ordering everything on the menu.
I'd be very pleased if you would accompany me into the hotel.
I'd better join my grandson. You two enjoy your dinner.
I'd like for you to get down from there; you're making me very nervous.
I'd like to mention a couple of our silver sponsors:
I'd like you to spend the week with me.
I'd really like to see you again.
I'll be gone most of the day. I want you to buy some clothes.
I'll be in the hotel lobby, 7:45 sharp.
I'll be in your office. Bob, if you want to send over the geologicals?
I'll be out in just a minute. That champagne kind of got to me.
I'll be right back. Did you notice Senator Adams is here?
I'll call down and get them when I want them. Thank you very much.
I'll do that.
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause you're payin' me to.
I'll need a car to the airport also.
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
I'll take care of it.
I'll tell you why. We're going to be spending an obscene amount of money in here.
I'll wear a sweater.
I'm a real wild one and I like wild fun
I'm a safety girl.
I'm a very good customer.
I'm a wild one
I'm actually No, I'm not a planner. I wouldn't say I was a planner.
I'm at the Regent Beverly Wilshire. Write it down.
I'm getting for the bargain price of about one billion.
I'm going to rip off all my clothes and do a naked belly dance for the polo players.
I'm gonna have to charge you a little more rent than Vivian...
I'm handing it to you.
I'm high on life. Can't you tell?
I'm not gonna be there that much, you know?
I'm not so concerned about me, but the people who are working for me.
I'm out of purple, but I do have one gold circle coin left.
I'm pleased to meet you both. This is a friend of mine, Vivian Ward.
I'm proud of you.
I'm rich enough. I just want to head my shipyard.
I'm sending someone over. Her name is Vivian.
I'm sorry I ever met you.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry.
I'm starving. There's a snap dog vendor over there. Do you have any money?
I'm sure it'll be delicious. Good luck, miss.
I'm sure you'll understand I'm not thrilled at the idea...
I'm surprised you didn't buy more than one dress yesterday.
I'm taking you to a restaurant called the Voltaire.
I'm very sorry. I'm not happy with Stuckey at all for saying or doing that.
I'm wondering if maybe this girl isn't the difference,
I've heard enough of this. Vivian, it was a great pleasure to meet you.
I've known a lot of everybody.
I've never had anyone make me feel as cheap as you did today.
I've never treated you like a prostitute.
I've reconsidered my position on your acquisition offer...
If I don't listen to the talk of the town
If I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.
If there was a bum within a 50 mile radius, I was completely attracted to him.
If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it,
If they have problems, you must get 'em for a bargain, huh?
If they love it, they will always love it.
If you do, I'll give you a piggy back ride when you
If you ever need anything dental floss, whatever you give me a call.
If you step in something, we're not going back in the car.
If you were gonna buy this, how much would it cost?
If you're talkin' 24 hours a day, it's gonna cost you.
Impossible relationships.
Impressed?
In a world going crazy everything seems hazy
In a world that can be so insane
In Beverly Hills in 75 years?
In the bedroom
In your car.
Intriguing young lady, Miss Vivian.
Irritate you? I just saw a girl pulled out of a Dumpster.
Is simple as a flower
Is that Ow.
Is that everything, sir?
Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen.
It cost me $10,000 in therapy to say that sentence.
It felt good.
It happens all the time.
It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.
It must have been good
It must have been love
It was stupid and cruel.
It'll be on your bill, Mr. Lewis.
It's a Saturday. Wait here, please.
It's a surprise.
It's a very big step for me.
It's all yours, Phil. Finish it up.
It's always a pleasure meeting one of Edward's girls.
It's bad climate. It's foggy. It's unpredictable.
It's Barnard Thompson here, Miss Vivian.
It's been a pleasure knowing you.
It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
It's like what you're saying: You stay numb, you don't get involved.
It's lookin' really slow tonight.
It's making you nervous? What if I just leaned back a little bit like this?
It's my job.
It's not an easy thing to do.
It's not like anybody plans this; it's not your childhood dream.
It's part of the Edward Lewis scholarship fund.
It's really high. Look, no hands, no hands! Okay, all right. I'm sorry.
It's very expensive.
Jacobs Distributors, Norrell Saddlery,
Jake, set something up with Blair. Around 2:00, 2:30 would be good.
Just 'cause you cut me to the bone
Just call me.
Just for whom does your bell toll
Just hear me out on this. I've known you a long time.
Kiss
Kit, he wants me to stay the whole week. And you know what he's gonna give me?
Leave the winter
Left pocket.
Let me Let me just talk to her.
Let me work something out here. Fellas, what kind of a system is this?
Let me, uh, put it another way.
Let's watch old movies all night. We'll just veg out in front of the TV.
Like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don't know.
Listen, I I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin',
Listen, I've been calling you.
Listen, maybe, uh, you and I could get together sometime...
Look, I gotta say this again. I don't like you goin' alone.
Look, I just think it'd be better if you if you went with a date.
Look, I use condoms always. I get checked out once a month at the free clinic.
Look, I'd love to be your "beck and call girl,"
Look, I'll tell you what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.
Look, I'm not stupid, okay? I'm I'm not in love with him.
Look, if he's really caving in, I want to get him to commit his stocks to us this afternoon.
Look, she's a whore, man. She's a goddamn Aah!
Look, the limo is buried back there. Darryl can't get it out.
Look, you came here; I gave you some money; I gave you a place to stay...
Look, you made me a really nice offer.
Man, this baby must corner like it's on rails!
Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Francis, Tovah, let's see it!
May I, sir?
Maybe if I do you, then I wouldn't care about losing millions of dollars.
Maybe we'll try that later.
Maybe you guys could, like, um, you know, get a house together.
Maybe you're a very good hooker, you know?
Me too.
Mean to you?
Mercy
Might as well make myself useful.
Millage Ville, Georgia.
Mind if I, um, take a swim in your tub before I go?
Miss Vivian. Thank you.
Mm hmm You just leave it
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. I asked him.
Mm hmm. You know, you could pay me.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
More shopping.
Morse isn't going anywhere. I'll be back here in the morning.
Morse's jugular is exposed. It's time for the kill.
Moving out of my apartment even as we speak.
Mr. Lewis and I are going to build ships together.
Mr. Lewis, have you seen him down there anywhere?
Mr. Lewis, if you were to get control and I don't think you will but if you did,
Mr. Lewis, my grandfather believes the men who create a company...
Mr. Lewis.
Mr. Morse,
Mr. Morse, I think we can do something very special with your company.
Mr. Morse, you said this morning you wished to speak to Mr. Lewis.
Must be quite a change from Hollywood Boulevard, hmm?
My business is almost over, so I'll be going back to New York.
My ex wife... is now in Long Island... in my ex home...
My father was president of the third company I ever took over.
My interests in your company have changed.
My mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often.
My mom called me a bum magnet.
My office. Yeah.
My special gift is impossible relationships.
My wife went to a lot of trouble; she called a caterer.
Navy contract. I can't believe this.
Nice tie.
Niece?
No explanation
No matter what they say, it's all about money.
No one could look as good as you
No taxis?
No wonder why you came looking for me.
No, Carlos burned most of my stuff when I said I was movin' out.
No, I can't, I can't. It's your favorite.
No, I get some of it from banks, investors.
No, I like the bus.
No, I wanna find Beverly Hills. Can you give me directions?
No, I'm afraid not, sir.
No, I'm not makin' I'm not. I wouldn't offend you. I'm sorry.
No, if Edward were with me
No, it's all part of the game of polo.
No, it's no good. If he's really caving in, I don't want to wait 'til this afternoon.
No, it's still bogged down.
No, sir.
No, thank you.
No, that won't be necessary. I'm sure they're quite lovely. Thank you.
No, that's not all. That's what I was trying to do. I tried to go...
No, that's rent. You should go for him. You look hot tonight.
No, what I mean is, if you were gonna tell everybody I'm a hooker,
No. I
No. Uh, Edward is definitely not with me.
No. Well, yeah. Something... conservative.
Nobody you know.
Not all guys hit.
Not at all. Just stay in the shallow end.
Not bad. Not bad at all. Where'd you learn to do that?
Not in this building.
Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.
Not that I expect you to help me, but I have all of this, okay?
Not too near the tree. I don't like the ants. Hello. Have you seen Edward anywhere?
Now get outta here!
Now give me the money, or you're outta here.
Now I hear you got yourself a new job?
Now she's talking to a guy whose company we're trying to buy. Convenient, don't you think?
Now they're best friends? This girl appears out of nowhere.
Now, as a customer, we would expect Mr. Lewis to sign in any additional guests,
Now, don't change the subject, just give me the stamp.
Now, I'm assuming that you're a
Now, I'm sure we're gonna find something here that your uncle will love.
Now, if you have any trouble using this card, have them call the hotel.
Now, Mr. Lewis, however, is a very special customer,
Now, one more thing. Where do I go for the clothes? Good stuff, on him.
Now, this is the jewel in Morse's crown:
Now, wait a minute. You don't seem to understand me.
Of course Morse is going to fight. It's to be expected.
Of course, please.
Of course. Darryl will take you wherever you need to go.
Of course. Naturally, when Mr. Lewis leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again.
Of your turning 40 years of my work into your garage sale.
Oh, absolutely, yes, and thank you for it. There's no change, is there?
Oh, Edward, Edward. I Look, it's really not a good idea that you see him.
Oh, Edward, Edward. Where the hell are you?
Oh, God, the pressure of a name.
Oh, God! What now? What? What?
Oh, groovy.
Oh, his grandson thinks he's a relic. He hates that he does, but he does.
Oh, honey.
Oh, I don't believe this. Do you I got tourists photographing the body, Al.
Oh, I hadn't heard. I'm sorry.
Oh, I love you, Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is.
Oh, I love you.
Oh, I miss keys.
Oh, man, if you're callin' the cops.
Oh, man!
Oh, man! I am bummed. I gave that guy to you!
Oh, my God! It's Tate Whitley Wallington.
Oh, no, I didn't want to get it messed up! Listen, I got shoes too. You wanna see?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Uh I've got a little problem.
Oh, no! No, no, no, I'm saying we have many things as beautiful as she would want them to be.
Oh, no.
Oh, of course, not with me.
Oh, pretty woman
Oh, so you just ran into her? That's great. Jesus.
Oh, wild women show
Oh, yeah. Don't let anybody tell you different, okay?
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Uh, I assume cash is acceptable.
Oh, yes, of course!
Oh, yes, they do
Oh, yes.
Oh, yo, oh, yo. Catch this!
Oh, Zachary! Too many doughnuts.
Oh!
Oh! Hah!
Oh.
Oh. Hi. I had to party. Where are you?
Oh. Hmm.
Okay, stop fidgeting. Get rid of your gum.
Okay, well, listen. I didn't mean to interrupt you, but Bridget was really great...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Don't fidget and smile.
Old Man Morse just got the inside track on a $350 million contract...
On a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword.
On my pillow
On one condition.
On the ground
One, two, three. See?
Only one word of advice: Avoid the steaming divot!
Ooh
Ooh, yeah I'm a wild one
Ooh.
Parked cars at wrestling.
People always do what you tell them to do?
People are looking at me.
People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic.
Philip.
Pick one. I got red, I got green, I got yellow.
Please do so. Thank you.
Please take Miss Vivian anywhere she wishes to go.
Please, sit.
Pretty stiff.
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman The kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, don't make me cry
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Princess Vivian! Come down!
Real genuine guy. Who is he?
Red.
Reg... Bev... Wil.
Rich people throw their napkins a lot, don't they?
Right now I am just freaking out.
Right now, Vivian, right now I really do care. I really do.
Right this way, Mr. Lewis, sir.
Road and Track. The boys back home I grew up with,
Rodeo Drive, baby.
Room service for Mr. Lewis, please.
Salad fork, dinner fork.
San Francisco's not that great, you know.
Second was worse.
See, I Not quick enough for the old man!
Senator Adams.
Senator. Senator Adams, I'm pleased you could make it.
Shall we go to dinner?
Sharp, useless look about you.
She be out on these streets day in, day out, tradin' her sorry self for some crack.
She rescues him right back.
She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
She was a crack head. Dominic was trying to straighten her out for months.
She was one of my bridesmaids.
She's a special guest.
She's sweet, Edward.
She's the niece of a very special guest.
She's waiting for you in the lounge.
Should have that printed on your business card.
Shrimp fork,
Six full nights, days too.
Slippery little suckers.
Snack! Snack!
So anyway, what does she do? Does she work?
So don't irritate me.
So how am I gonna know what they're singin'? These are broken.
So how come you rented the penthouse?
So how is it you know so little about cars?
So I find myself... in unfamiliar territory.
So it's sort of like, um, stealing cars and selling 'em for the parts, right?
So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a Savings and Loan officer. Watch.
So maybe if I screw you, huh,
So one day I did it.

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