Beauty and the Beast (1991) Edit

A beauty but a funny girl

A chance to use our skills

A culinary cabaret

A culinary masterpiece gone to waste!

A dangerous pastime

A few days more

A girl. I saw a girl in the castle.

A horrible, monstrous beast!

A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire

A young prince lived in a shining castle.

Absolutely nothing of interest at all in the west wing.

After aii, miss, this is France

After all this time, he's finally learned to love.

After all, he did say "please."

Again

All right, Chip, now, that'll do. Slowly now. Don't spill.

All right, fine. Glass of water, crust of bread and then...

All right.

Although he had everything his heart desired,

An old beggar woman came to the castle

And 50 Frenchmen can't be wrong

And a dinner here is never second best

And above all,

And as punishment,

And become a world famous inventor.

And earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell,

And every last inch of me's covered with hair

And her nose stuck in a book

And his sanity's only so so

And I need a place to stay for the night.

And I've got my sights set on that one.

And inform me at once if there is the slightest change.

And it's not very hard

And my little wife massaging my feet

And now he's dear and so unsure

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

And now, we invite you to relax.

And offered him a single rose

And paid attention to more important things.

And placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there.

And right now, I'm evolving a plan

And stay out.

And there's something truly terrible inside

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

And this monster is mysterious at least

And we provide the rest

And we say "please."

And we'll finally be human again

And we're obsessed

And we're praying it's ASAP

And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away

And when the moment is right, you confess your love.

And when they do, we'll be ready for them.

And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own

And you, LeFou, now, when Belle and I come out that door...

And, as I always say, if it's not Baroque, don't fix it.

And, my dear, that's fine with me

And, tout de suite, be myseIf

Any day now

Any day now

Anything you wish to see.

Are they gonna live happily ever after, Mama?

Are you here?

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

As the sun will rise

As the years passed,

As you can see, the pseudo facade was stripped away

As you see, I've got biceps to spare

As you were!

Ashamed of his monstrous form,

At least I got to see you

Be good looking again

Be our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest, be our guest Our command is your request

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast

Because I love her.

Because you'll see

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé

Belle, it's me.

Belle, look out!

Belle, no! You don't know what you're doing!

Belle?

Belle?

Belle?

Belle? Let go of me!

Belle.

Belle.

Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again.

Bittersweet and strange

Bold. Daring.

Books on every subject ever studied

Both a little scared

Bring your guns, bring your knives

But a monster.

But be gentle.

But behind that fair facade

But first, you have to close your eyes.

But for now, let's eat up

But he could die. Please, I'll do anything.

But he said you'd make it worth my while.

But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined

But he was so close.

But he's different now, Papa. He's changed somehow.

But I just don't deserve you!

But I'm not sleepy.

But I've lost my father, my dreams, everything.

But if the master doesn't learn to control that temper,

But it's not enough. She has to love him in return.

But remember, the Beast is mine!

But she needs a little persuasion.

But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances,

But she won't discover that it's him

But that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections.

But that wacky old coot is Belle's father

But the master's really not so bad, once you get to know him.

But the rose has already begun to wilt.

But then she's never looked at me that way before

But then, one winter's night,

But we're not coming home

But what is dinner without a little music?

But you must.

But you're... You're a...

But, sir, the castle is under attack.

But... But I...

By every author who ever set pen to paper.

By the way, thank you for saving my life.

Bye.

Can do to make your stay more comfortable...

Can I help it if I'm tense?

Can you imagine? He asked me to marry him.

Can't you just see it?

Certain as the sun

Certain as the sun

Cheeks a blooming again

Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the end.

Chic and sporting again

Chip, of course I do. It's just that...

Chip?

Clean it up We want the company impressed

Cogsworth, have a heart.

Cogsworth, I am surprised at you.

Cogsworth.

Come on and lift your glass

Come on out and fight!

Come on, Chip. Into the cupboard with your brothers and sisters.

Come on, Philippe, it's a shortcut. We'll be there in no time.

Come, come, show me the smile.

Come. Warm yourself by the fire.

Couldn't keep quiet, could we?

Course by course

Crazy old Maurice?

Crazy old Maurice.

Crazy old Maurice.

Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

Did you see that?

Didn't think I'd see you again.

Dinner is served.

Dinner. Invite her to dinner.

Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated.

Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?

Do you realize what you could have done?

Don't talk about my father that way.

Don't talk like that.

Don't you like us anymore?

Don't you see? She's the one. The girl we have been waiting for.

Douses lights like Gaston

Dusty, dull, very boring.

En garde, you overgrown pocket watch!

Enchanted!

Ever a surprise

Ever as before

Everjust as sure

Everjust the same

Every day like the one before

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Every morning just the same

Every morning to help me get large

Everyone knows her father's a lunatic.

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

Far from fools made of wax

Far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise.

Fine! Then go ahead and starve!

Finished already?

First, I better go in there and propose to the girl.

Flabby, fat and lazy

Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.

For a servant who's not serving

For beauty is found within.

For she had seen that there was no love in his heart.

For there's no man in town half as manly

For there's no one as burly and brawny

For you, our guest

Gaston

Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips

Gaston, I'm... I'm speechless.

Gaston, may I have my book, please?

Gaston, what a pleasant surprise.

Gaston, you are positively primeval.

Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gently, gently.

Get off!

Get out!

Get out.

Get up.

Give five hurrahs Give 12 hip hips

Go on, unfold your menu

Good and human again

Good boy. Good boy. That's good, that's... Back up!

Good evening.

Good night, love.

Good! So, you fall in love with her,

Goodbye, Belle. Take care while I'm gone.

Goodbye, Papa. Good luck.

Goodbye.

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Guess it's not gonna work, after all.

Guest

Half of you to the west wing, half of you to the east wing,

Hand me that... The dog legged clincher there.

Have it your way.

He did what?

He fell into despair and lost all hope,

He was cold and wet, so...

He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.

He was... I mean, he was... He was enormous!

He'll wreak havoc on our village

He's always good for a laugh.

He's gorgeous.

He's got her... He's got her locked in the dungeon.

He's no monster, Gaston. You are!

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

He's sick. He may be dying, and he's all alone.

Hear him roar, see him foam

Hear that? She's hungry.

Hearts ablaze, banners high

Heaven sakes, is that a spot?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Is someone here?

Hello.

Help!

Her looks have got no parallel

Here in town there's only she

Here she is!

Here we are. You'll look ravishing in this one.

Here we come, we're 50 strong

Here we go!

Here, now. Don't do that.

Here's where she meets Prince Charming

His little wife

His mustache tickles, Mama.

Hitch up Philippe, girl. I'm off to the fair!

Holidaying again

How can you read this? There's no pictures.

How did you find me?

How embarrassing!

How is your family?

How is your wife?

I always have.

I am Cogsworth, head of the household.

I ask nicely, but she refuses.

I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe I told you.

I can feei, i can teii

I can't believe it.

I can't wait to be human again

I couldn't possibly go to bed now.

I demand that you stop right there.

I didn't get to say goodbye.

I don't know how.

I don't mean to intrude, but I've lost my horse

I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night,

I don't want to get to know him.

I don't want to have anything to do with him.

I figured it out for myself.

I got a new book.

I guess I should've taken... Wait a minute.

I have to warn the Beast. This is all my fault.

I hope you like it here.

I knew it. I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.

I knew you had it in you.

I know

I know it is, but here we are.

I know. I know. I strike up the band!

I learned. A little.

I let her go.

I love it.

I love you.

I need six eggs

I really don't know what to say.

I release you. You're no longer my prisoner.

I say we kill the Beast!

I think that's done it. Now, let's give it a try.

I thought I saw

I thought I told you to come down to dinner!

I thought I'd never see you again.

I thought you might like a spot of tea.

I told her to come down.

I told you she was pretty, Mama, didn't I?

I tried to stop them. Would they listen to me? No, no...

I use antlers in all of my decorating

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere

I want it more than I can tell

I want much more than this provincial life

I want so much more than they've got planned

I want to do something for her. But what?

I was against this from the start. It was all his fault.

I was thinking that you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.

I was trying to be hospitable.

I wonder if she's feeling well

I wonder what he's hiding up there.

I... I... I was lost in the woods and...

I... I... No, I can't.

I'd like to look around, if that's all right.

I'd like to see my father, please.

I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding.

I'd think you had feelings for this monster.

I'd... I'd say at least eight, no, more like 1 0 feet!

I'll be all that I was

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing

I'll be cooking again

I'll be courting again

I'll do anything. Anything!

I'll exude savoir faire

I'll find that castle and somehow, I...

I'll get down to brass tacks and relax

I'll get warm, piping hot

I'll have Belle for my wife.

I'll hop down off this shelf

I'll just ignore

I'll never get this boneheaded contraption to work!

I'll never see him again.

I'll show you to your room.

I'll sit back sipping tea

I'll tell you when you're older.

I'll unwind for a change

I'll wear lipstick and rouge

I'm afraid she's rather odd

I'm especially good at expectorating

I'm hardly breathing

I'm just fooling myself.

I'm not seeing this. I'm not seeing this.

I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

I'm sure you know everything there is to know about the castle.

I've come for my father.

I've come to return the book I borrowed.

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

I've never felt this way about anyone.

I've never seen so many books in all my life.

If I did, would you let him go?

If it all goes as planned

If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them.

If no one will help me, then I'll go back alone.

If not, he wouid be doomed

If only I could see my father again, just for a moment.

If only I'd gotten here sooner.

If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!

If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks.

If there's, stop that, anything we, please,

If you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away.

If you know what I mean.

If you like it all that much, it's yours.

If you would join me for dinner.

If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much!

If you're not with us, you're against us. Bring the old man!

If you're stressed it's fine dining we suggest

In a shack by the sea

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

In fact, it scares us

In return for shelter from the bitter cold.

Incredible!

Irresponsible, devil may care, waxy eared, slack jawed...

Is anyone here?

Is anyone here?

Is it one lump or two?

Is someone there?

Isn't he dreamy?

Isn't it, though? I'm just full of surprises.

Isn't this amazing?

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure

It is you.

It was you, wasn't it?

It would give me great pleasure

It's 10 years since we've had anybody here

It's a beast He's got fangs, razor sharp ones

It's a guest, it's a guest

It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride

It's a pity and a sin

It's all right, Papa. I'm home.

It's hopeless.

It's just been so long.

It's my favorite part

It's my first time in an enchanted castle.

It's my prayer to be human again

It's no use.

It's not right for a woman to read.

It's not that easy, Lumiere. These things take time.

It's obvious there's a spark between them.

It's over, Beast! Belle is mine!

It's time to follow me

It's true, I tell you.

It's... It's just that I've never seen a clock that...

Just a little change

Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we?

Just hold still.

Just how big was the beast?

Just let them come.

Keep quiet. Maybe he'll go away.

Kill the Beast!

Kill the Beast! Kill the Beast!

Kill the Beast! Kill the Beast!

Kill the Beast! Kill the Beast!

Known to man or beast.

L'amour.

Learning you were wrong

LeFou, don't move from that spot until Belle and her father come home.

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

Let me go. Let me go. Please, don't hurt me.

Let me out! Please! Please!

Let me out. Please let me out!

Let my early retirement commence

Let us help you, we'll keep going

Let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents

Let's go, people. Fun's over. Over here. Line up.

Let's go, Philippe.

Let's let some light in the room

Let's not be hasty!

Let's see what I got in my drawers.

Lf he could learn to love another

Life is so unnerving

Light your torch, mount your horse

Lighten up, Cogsworth, and let nature take its course.

Like a real human does

Like me.

Listen to me jabbering on

Little town, full of little people

Little town, it's a quiet village

Look out! No!

Look, there he goes

Look, there she goes That girl is so peculiar

Look, there she goes The girl is strange, no question

Looking so down in the dumps

Lumiere, stand watch at the door

Lumiere.

Madame Gaston

Madame Gaston

Mademoiselle?

Make no mistake about that.

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Mama, there's a girl in the castle.

Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!

Master, allow me to explain. The gentleman was lost in the woods.

Master, allow me to explain. The gentleman was lost in the woods.

Master, have you thought

Master, I could be wrong,

Maurice is harmless.

Maurice, tell us again, old man.

Maybe it would have been better if she'd never come at all.

Maybe it's better... It's better this way.

Maybe we missed a turn.

Monsieur Gaston

More books than you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime.

Most days we just lay around the castle

Mrs. Potts!

Music?

My daughter? Odd?

My father is not crazy. He's a genius.

My goodness, look at the time. Now it's off to bed, off to bed.

My, what a guy

My, what a guy

My, what a guy, that Gaston

Needing exercise

Needing so much more than dusting

Neither one prepared

Never part of any crowd

New and a bit alarming

No one fights like Gaston

No one plots like Gaston

No one shoots like Gaston

No one's been like Gaston

No one's gloomy or complaining

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

No time to explain. You must go. Now!

No, Belle, listen to me. I'm old. I've lived my life.

No, Belle! I won't let you do this!

No, Belle.

No, I won't let you do this.

No, it can't be

No, no. It has to be something very special.

No, no. Not the master's chair.

No, sir, not me, I guarantee it

No, wait, please! Please, wait!

No, you didn't. I told you.

No!

No! Please spare my daughter. Please!

No! You can't do this!

No. No tea. No tea!

No. No.

Not a word, Lumiere. Not one word.

Not since yesterday.

Not... Not a minute to lose.

Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings.

Now it's no wonder that her name means beauty

Now, Chip, I'll not have you making up such wild stories.

Now, hold still. This might sting a little.

Now, if you need anything, my servants will attend you.

Now, the wheels in my head have been turning

Now!

Now!

Of course I have! I'm not a fool.

Of course, mon ami. I told you she would break the spell.

Of course, my dear.

Of course, of course.

Oh, boy. Belle's gonna get the surprise of her life, huh, Gaston?

Oh, chéri, won't it all be top drawer?

Oh, dear. That didn't go very well at all, did it?

Oh, dear. Your Grace! Your Eminence!

Oh, he's so cute

On that glorious morn when we're finally reborn

Once upon a time, in a faraway land,

One by one

One last time.

Only human again

Only human again

Only human again

Only human again

Only human again

Or... Or the... The library, perhaps?

Oui, ourguest Be our guest

Our time may be at hand

Out and about, mademoiseIIe.

Over here.

Papa, do you think I'm odd?

Papa, he's not for me.

Papa!

Papa?

Papa?

Papa?

Papa? Papa?

Perhaps a little more off the top.

Perhaps mademoiseIIe would like to see something else?

Perhaps you'd like to take me.

Philippe, please, steady.

Philippe! What are you doing here? Where's... Where's Papa?

Pie and pudding, en flambé

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

Please attempt to be a gentleman.

Please be our

Please let him out. Can't you see he's sick?

Please, Gaston, I can't. I have to get home to help my father.

Please, I know he looks vicious, but he's really kind and gentle.

Please, I meant no harm! I just needed a place to stay.

Please! Please, I need your help.

Please. Please. Please don't leave me.

Plenty! Here. Picture this.

Poor Belle. It's a shame about your father.

Poor fellow must have lost his way in the woods.

Praise the Lord and here we go

Provided by myself.

Put our service to the test

Put these here and put those over there

Raise the flag, sing the song

Really? That would be strange

Remember what the master said.

Repulsed by her haggard appearance,

Right from the moment when i met her, saw her

Right, then, you all know why we're here.

Right. Need I remind you

Rising in the east

Rising in the east

SacrebIeu¡ Invaders!

Sakes aiive, weii, i'ii be biessed

Say something to her.

Screw your courage to the sticking place

See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle

See, I told you.

Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair. Pet the pooch.

Set to sacrifice our children

She doesn't quite fit in

She falls in love with you, and poof! The spell is broken.

She glanced this way

She really is a funny girl

She transformed him into a hideous beast

She'll never see me as anything

She's as crazy as the old man.

She's no longer your concern. Take him to the village.

She's not a prisoner. She's our guest.

She's nothing like the rest of us

She's so beautiful and I'm...

Shine up the brass on the door

Show me the girl.

Since I looked at that loony old man

Since the girl is going to be with us for quite some time,

Since the morning that we came

Sir, close that at once!

Small to say the least

So I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

So you can go anywhere you like, except the west wing.

So, did you have a good time in town today?

So, his marriage we soon will be celebrating

So, how'd it go?

So, it's time to take some action, boys

So, sweep that dust from the fIoor

So, that's the west wing!

So, you want me to throw her father into the asylum,

So, you've come to stare at the Beast, have you?

So, you've come to stare at the Beast, have you?

Someone might break the spell

Something that sparks her interest. Wait a minute.

Something's lurking that you don't see every day

Song as old as rhyme

Song as old as rhyme

Song as old as rhyme

Song as old as rhyme

Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

Splendid. Just peachy.

Stands a chance against you.

Steady, steady, now. Steady.

Steady.

Steady. No, Philippe!

Stepping, striding as fine as you please

Stoke the fire. Break out the silver. Wake the china.

Stop that! Stop that, I say!

Stop your grousing. It's been a long night for all of us.

Straighten up. Try to act like a gentleman.

Stupid.

Suave, genteel.

Suddenly, those good old days are gone

Sweep up the years of sadness and tears

Take a glance and then you'll be our guest

Take it with you

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

Tale as old as time

Tale as old as time

Tale as old as time

Tale as old as time

Tale as old as time

Ten years we've been rusting

Thank you for understanding how much he needs me.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Thank you. Hold on, Papa. I'm on my way.

That Belle

That crazy old loon. He needs all the help he can get.

That girl has tangled with the wrong man.

That he's no Prince Charming

That hurts!

That if the last petal falls from this rose

That is despicable.

That makes her the best.

That one? But you've read it twice.

That perhaps this girl could be the one to break the spell?

That this could be

That was a very brave thing you did, my dear.

That we welcome you tonight.

That's all right. I'll borrow this one.

That's funny. I'm sure there was someone.

That's it then. That should break the spell.

That's too expensive

That's very kind of you, but I'm not going to dinner.

The castle is your home now,

The girl has lost her father and her freedom all in one day.

The girl, yes. The girl.

The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.

The prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away.

The prince tried to apologize, but it was too iate,

The prince was spoiled, selfish and unkind.

The rest of you, come with me.

The rose she had offered

The same old bread and rolls to sell

The spell will never be broken?

The whole town's talking about it.

Then again, maybe not.

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Then he shouldn't have trespassed here!

Then it's yours.

Then somebody bends

Then the spell would be broken.

Then you must go to him.

There goes the baker with his tray, like always

There is a way.

There may be something there that wasn't there before

There may be something there that wasn't there before

There must be more than this provincial life

There must be some way I can...

There will be music, romantic candlelight

There's a stranger here.

There's no man in town as admired as you

There's no one I can really talk to.

There's nothing you can do. He's my prisoner.

There's something sweet and almost kind

They can sing, they can dance

They have to come back sometime.

They will both fall in love

They're back.

This can't be right. Where have you taken us, Philippe?

This has gone far enough. I'm in charge here...

This is the day your dreams come true.

This is the day your dreams come true.

This is the day...

This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period.

This mirror will show you anything.

Those good old days

Through a mist, to a wood where within a haunted castle

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, chérie

Till chapter three

Till he's dead, good and dead Kill the Beast!

Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"

To be our guest

To create the most magical, spontaneous, romantic atmosphere

To his monstrous appetite

To remain a beast for all time.

To reveal a beautiful enchantress.

To reveal the minimalist Rococo design.

To see why

To this poor provincial town

Tonight is the night.

Tonight, you'll prop your feet up

Too kind and gentle to fight back?

Touchy.

True as it can be

Try the gray stuff, it's delicious

Tune as old as song

Turned him down flat.

Unafraid, although the danger just increased

Und it's all in perfect taste

Unexpectedly

Unless she agrees to marry you.

Up here, you scurvy scum.

Very different from the rest of us

Very well. You all know your assignments.

VoiIà¡ You look so, so...

Wait here.

Wait!

Wait! I know!

Wait! I'm looking for my father. I...

Wait.

Waking up to say...

Wanna see me do a trick?

Was truly an enchanted rose,