💬 Two and a Half Men (2003)

Two and a Half Men (2003)

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Cast:
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake Harper: Angus T. Jones
Berta: Conchata Ferrell
Charlie Harper: Kathy Bates
Evelyn Harper: Blythe Danner
Walden Schmidt: Ashton Kutcher
Judith Harper: Marin Hinkle
Rose: Melanie Lynskey
Lyndsey Mackelroy: Courtney Thorne-Smith
Chelsea: Jennifer Taylor
Dr. Herb Melnick: Ryan Stiles
Jenny Harper: Amber Tamblyn
Zoey: Sophie Winkleman
Kandi: April Bowlby
Eldridge Mackelroy: Graham Patrick Martin
Dr. Linda Freeman: Jane Lynch
Bridget Schmidt: Judy Greer
Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier
TV Announcer: Glen Walker
Melissa: Kelly Stables
Larry: Jesse Mackey
Louis: Edan Alexander
Ms. McMartin: Maggie Lawson
Gordon: J.D. Walsh
Kate: Brooke D'Orsay
Courtney: Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Barry: Clark Duke
Leanne: Rebecca McFarland
Bobby: James Edson
Russell: Martin Mull
Gretchen: Erinn Hayes
Robin Schmidt: Mimi Rogers
Teddy Leopold: Robert Wagner
Linda Harris: Ming-Na Wen
Brooke: Tricia O'Kelley
Nick: Joel Murray
Billy Stanhope: Patton Oswalt
Ava: Talyan Wright
Dr. Prajneep: Kris Iyer
Marty Pepper: Carl Reiner
Tom: Stacy Keach
Megan: Audrey Wasilewski
Lydia: Katherine LaNasa
Michelle: Alex McKenna
Isabella: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Michael Bolton: Michael Bolton
Karen: Louisette Geiss
Delores Pasternak: Missi Pyle
Frankie: Jenna Elfman
Gail: Tricia Helfer
Ed: Arturo Gil
Celeste Burnett: Tinashe
Sherri: Jeri Ryan
Chloe: Rachel Cannon
Betsy: Kimberly Oja
Lisa: Kimberly Hebert Gregory
Dad: Wayne Wilderson
Nicole: Tabitha Morella
Laurel: Deanna Russo
Rodney: Frankie J. Allison
Doug: Eddie Gorodetsky
Donna: Alex Kapp
Jerome Burnett: Michael Clarke Duncan
Angie: Amy Pietz
Shelly: Carol Kane
Tammy: Jaime Pressly
Paula: Paula Marshall
Naomi: Jenna Gering
Mandi: Gail O'Grady
Steven Tyler: Steven Tyler
Joanie: Juliette Goglia
Dr. Michelle Talmadge: Alicia Coppola
Jeremy: Coby Ryan McLaughlin
Martha: Meagen Fay
Dr. Schenkman: Steve Hytner
Chris Mackelroy: Judd Nelson
Brad Harlow: Steven Eckholdt
Nigel: Matthew Marsden
Amy: Melissa Denton
Cynthia: Judith Drake
Minister: Charlie Dell
Joseph: Michael Patrick McGill
Bethany: Sara Erikson
Alexis: Carrie Reichenbach
Freddy The Minister: Tom Virtue
Barista: Elizabeth Tatus
Arthur: Brian Stepanek
Football Announcer: Nick Toth
Clive: Brendan Patrick Connor
Gabrielle: Justine Eyre
Guy: Jim Marshall
Emily: Sarayu Blue
Inga: Sofia Mattsson
Announcer: Gregg Marx
Tiffany: Kristin Richardson
Chrissy: Karen Y. McClain
Jean: Jessica Lu
Baker: Nicholas Gonzalez
Laura: Angela Lin
Camille: Nicole Forester
Officer Bryant: Richard Whiten
Mike: Craig Gellis
Jeff Probst: Jeff Probst
Soccer Announcer: Brian George
Cashier: Kevin Knight
John Stamos: John Stamos
Lily: Rose Matheu
Lenny: Bill Rutkoski
Kid #2: Shane Roney
Little Girl: Layla Crawford
Drill Sergeant: Alem Brhan Sapp
Sean: Steven Krueger
Man: John Dewis
Missi: Miley Cyrus
Rachel Ray: Adriana Karras
Jamie Eckleberry: Paget Brewster
Ricky: Ralph Cole Jr.
Helen: Edie McClurg
Allison: Aisha Tyler
Rick: Bill Smitrovich
Gloria: Jessica Collins
Miss Tuttle: Deena Dill
Tommy Pearson: Madison Mason
Bill: Eric Allan Kramer
Laura Lang: Heather Locklear
Norma: Cloris Leachman
Christine: Gigi Rice
Mrs. Schmidt: Stephanie Erb
Danielle: Jennifer Sparks
Terry Sholander: Andrea Bendewald
Connie: Stephanie Brown
Danielle Stewert: Brooke Shields
Artie: Richard Kind
Detective: Ben Hermes
Dolores Pasternak: Alicia Witt
Brenda: Meeghan Holaway
Katie: Katelin Petersen
Wanda: Anna Easteden
Melanie Laughlin: Taylor Cole
Susan: Elena Lyons
Linda: Stacey Travis
Rachel: Bre Blair
Jerry: John Carney
Meghan: Amanda Detmer
Vivian: Mila Kunis
Jack: David Denman
Olivia Pearson: Krista Allen
Cindy: Mia Kelly
Wendy: Myndy Crist
Brianna: Julia Kelleher
Sean Penn: Sean Penn
Stan: Richard Lewis
Desiree Barrington: Johanna Black
Stuart: Marc Grapey
Lisa's Daughter: Sami Sheen
Pamela: Lucy Lawless
Sandy: Josie Davis
Debbie: Jeanette O'Connor
Heather: Tiffany Panhilason
Coco: Candace Kita
Kimberly: Christina Chambers
Doctor: Mark Chaet
Beth: Brooke Mackenzie
Archie Baldwin: Jon Lovitz
Taylor: Sonia Rockwell
Lena: Andrea Savage
Beverly: Allison Janney
Sharon: Jane Carr
Fernando: Enrique Iglesias
Vanessa: Deprise Brescia
Vicki: Danielle Bisutti
Diane: Bellamy Young
Ingrid: Helena Mattsson
Georgia: Sandra Dee Robinson
Dancer: Karen Elmore
Lenore: Cristine Rose
Don: Iqbal Theba
Trudy: Chloe Webb
Priscilla Honeycutt: Frances Fisher
Jill: Spencer Locke
Shauna: Krista Kalmus
Jasmine: Elizabeth Ho
Father Shaunassey: Dakin Matthews
Stacey: Hilary Duff
Nadine: Kate Miner
Stephanie: Nikita Ager
Victor: George Coe
Colleen: Natalie Zea
Mr. Mardirosian: Ken Davitian
Brian: Jason Mesches
Ashley: Emily Osment
Cab Driver: Jay Harik
Dave: Michael Bailey Smith
Prudence: Megan Fox
Crystal: Alana De La Garza
Liz: Teri Hatcher
Daisy Ray: Camryn Manheim
Elvis Costello: Elvis Costello
Kathy: Alessandra Torresani
Dr. Andrew Sperlock: Terry Rhoads
Nancy: Meredith Giangrande
Annette: Jamie Day
Harvey: Martin Sheen
Norman: Orson Bean
Eric: David Starzyk
Anesthesiologist: Suzanne Whang
Ms. Gallagher: Diane Sellers
Nurse: Claudia Choi
Francine: Julia Campbell
Andy: Andy Pessoa
Janie: Natalie Denise Sperl
Dottie: Nectar Rose
Joel: Christopher Neiman
Ronald Wiedermeier: Andy Mackenzie
Kelly: Alexis Krause
Woman: Chasty Ballesteros
Sid: John Mendoza
Arnold: Christopher T. Wood
Jennifer: Dorian Brown Pham
Hugo: Mike Connors
Margaret: June Squibb
Deedeee: Jud Tylor
Hector: Marco Sanchez
Charity Kirshenbaum: Laura McLauchlin
Greg: Thomas Gibson
Jeanie: Nadine Ellis
Julie: Brenda Koo
Eva: Carly Thomas Smith
Summer: Tina Morasco
Philip: Tony Tripoli
Lulu: Cerina Vincent
Cynthia Sullivan: Christina Moore
Clair: Brittney Powell
Mr. Sharipa: Jon Polito
Jess: Kathryn Gordon
Pepper: Anastasia Foster
Lilly: Gracie Maddox
Maureen: Sacheen Padilla
Janine: Emily Rose
TV Announcer (V.O.): Jennifer Hale
Serge: Skyler Caleb
Mrs. Wiggins: Amy Hill
Louanne: Lilli Birdsell
Esmerelda: Tonita Castro
Mother: Denise Loveday
Pawn Broker: Jonathan Banks
Gary Busey: Gary Busey
Penelope: Stephany Jacobsen
Dr. Goodman: Jason Alexander
Dylan: Travis Van Winkle
Sylvia: Elaine Hendrix
Dr. Staven: Willie Garson
Morgan: Mikaela Hoover
Allie: Jessica Lundy
Michaela: Molly Stanton
Sarah: Tara Perry
Computer: Gwendoline Yeo
Santa: Richard Riehle
Tracy: Valery M. Ortiz
Tim: Tim Conway
Stacy: Malea Rose
Kevin: Lucky Vanous
Ernie: Zachary Polmanteer
Freddie: Noel Fisher
Harry Dean Stanton: Harry Dean Stanton
Darlene: Amanda Swisten
Gonzales: Ski Carr
Little Charlie: Dylan Minnette
Male Nurse: Ken Jeong
Natalie: Ren Trella
Dr. Little: Bob Morrisey
Mr. Dunlop: Lincoln Kennedy
Prison Matron: Diane Delano
Sam: Barry Livingston
Theresa: Maria Tornberg
Officer Roberts: Bruno Amato
Pam: Carrie Stevens
Darlene Weidermeier: Julianne Grossman
Emcee: Loren Lester
Officer Chamberlain: Andre Ware
Peggy: Lee Garlington
Sophie: Kay Panabaker
Shannon: Angelique Cabral
Bruno: Lamont Thompson
Clinician: Ernie Grunwald
Flight Attendant: Belle Angel
Dakota: Lexi Jourden
Luanne: J.J. Rodgers
Councilman Stewart: Richard V. Licata
Jamal: Ian 'Blaze' Kelly
Jim: Doug Mitchell
James Earl Jones: James Earl Jones
Sloane Jagov: Jamie Rose
Lucy: Daya Vaidya
Milly: Hayley Erin
Ginger: Jackie Debatin
Gwyneth: Jenn Liu
Fireman #1: Bob Levitan
Manicurist: Sun Park
Employee: Justin Alston
Andrew: Sam Lerner
Lou: David Mattey
Mrs. Freemantle: Lillian Adams
Joe the Cab Driver: Arthur Darbinyan
Marcus: Mark Deklin
Jenny: Christina Scherer
Officer Doogan: Eben Ham
Attendant: Ewan Chung
Mailman Mike: Joe Dietl
Alicia: Amanda Schull
Terry: JJ Snyder
Britte: Madison Riley
Police Officer: Charles Malik Whitfield
Heidi: Nikki Leigh
Kristen: Jelly Howie
Tanya: Anna Pheil
Steve: Steve Lawrence
Cheyenne: Elle Evans
John: David Grant Wright
Misty: Nicole Malgarini
Male Stripper: Drew Cheetwood
Sheldon: George Wyner
Phil: John Valdetero
Cheryl Ann: Lisa Arning Mayer
Ruth: Cheryl White
Bobby Cooper: Bobby Cooper
Second Nurse: Elise Robertson
Paul: Byrne Offutt
Montage Beautiful Woman: Julie Dickens
Sheila: Jennifer Ann Massey
Waiter: Brian Hyman
Little Alan: Daniel Sheldon
Tina: Sandra McCoy
Fawn: Irena Violette
Nurse Shelby: Treisa Gary
Leon: John Vance
Officer Foster: Stefan Umstead
Hiroshi: Sab Shimono
Woman's Voice: Nancy Linari
Changpu: Austin Lee
Bailiff: Kurt Scholler
Referee: Bob Rusch
Melina: Jeanine Giovanni
Henry: Kelly Sry
Brandon: Elijah Michael Lee
Tricia: Virginia Williams
Kim: Hira Ambrosino
Wes Tosterone: Michael Lowry
Fireman #2: Jamal Thomas
Keisha: Ingrid Rogers
Police Officer #1: Scott McShane
James: Jonathan Palmer
Kendra: Sara Sanderson
Man #1: Darryl Stephens
Gang Banger: Joey Gaytan
Female GPS Voice: Lisa Kaplan
Elmer: Grady Lee Richmond
Six Year-Old Girl: Amira Elliby
Andrea: Sonia Jackson
Lauren: Caitlin Harris
Amber: Charity Hodges
Dirk: Diedrich Bader
Garry: Garry Marshall
Mechanical Demon: Max Mittelman
Kerri: Alex Rose Wiesel
Kid #1: Blake Bertrand
Richard: Daniel Escobar
Luis: Jacob Urrutia
Montage Doctor: Ana Alexander
Kathleen: Amy Farrington
Mr. Malinkovich: Mark Roberts
Newscaster: Ted Garcia
Dorothy: Susan Sullivan
Gangster #2: Jim Meskimen
Emmett: Brian Thomas Smith
Joey: Brandon Killham
Mr. Park: Raymond Ma
Pregnant Woman: Rebecca Avery
Reverend Yarnell: Steven Shaw
Dancer #1: Theresa Adams
Hooker: Paige Peterson
Gary: Matt McKenzie
Photographer: Michael Merton
Tailor: Avner Garbi
Justin: Rib Hillis
Chuck: Aaron Refvem
Fred: Clint Carmichael
Woman #1: Tammy Tavares
Eddie Van Halen: Edward Van Halen
Ted: Joe Gieb
Police Officer #2: Peter A. Hulne
Veronica: Desi Lydic
Joanne: Cait Fairbanks
Locksmith: Rodney J. Hobbs
Overweight Woman: Debra D. Holt
Jay: Eamon Pirruccello
Man #2: Terry Shusta
Toddler: Austin Kane
Girl #2: Erika Othen
Computer Voice: Kimberly Brooks
Girl: Lily Bigham
Paramedic: Daniel Steven Gonzalez
Mandy: Yvette Nicole Brown
Anchor: Leyna Nguyen
Ellie: Alitzah
Angry Hispanic Man: Art Bonilla
Marie: Katie Weaver
Wife: Nanci Christopher
Dancer #2: Michelle Dionne
Teenage Boy: Daniel Benson
Jenna: Hope Allen
Woman #2: Calle Morgan
Dr. Levine: Ken Lerner
Deejay: Philip Tanzini
Clown: Dan Cole
Silent Betty: Katrina Nelson
Sherman: Jeff Clarke
Little Person: Joseph S. Griffo
Thomas: Brian Keith Russell
Lotus: Alicia Hannah-Kim
Man's Voice: Todd Stanton
Guitarist: Grant Geissman
Boy: Tristan Byon
Kid #3: Judah Nelson
Cinnamon: Andrea Carlisle Rodriguez
Volleyball Player #1: Gracie Zane
Bob: Wayne Thomas Yorke
Teenage Girl #1: Annie Mumolo
Willow: Susse Budde
Dancer #3: Danielle Lewis
Sally: Marisa Tayui
Craig: Matthew J Cates
Detective Henry Ketchum: John Burke
Strong Man: Marc Mazur
Chinese Man: Jim Lau
Veronica Hastings: Nicole Steinwedell
Dr. Kim: Eddie Shin
Sugar: Maria Zyrianova
Kid #4: Sophie Guest
Volleyball Player #2: Ciera Foster
Ken: Don Foster
Teenage Girl #2: Ashley Edner
Bridesmaid #1: Mikki Padilla
Coroner: Ping Wu
William: Clint Culp
Bearded Lady: Jackie Zane
Gabby: Abbie Cobb
Kid #5: Isabella Kai
Prison Cell Mate: Brett Wagner
Bridesmaid #2: Keena Ferguson
Chinese Acrobat #1: Haitao Duan
Kid #6: Shiloh Nelson
Bridesmaid #3: Jennifer Lee Keyes
Chinese Acrobat #2: Di Guan
Lady #2: Abby Walker
Bridesmaid #4: Jen Lilley
Destinee: Hollie Stenson
Angel: Nakia Secrest
ZZ Top: ZZ Top
Billy Gibbons: Billy Gibbons
Dusty Hill: Dusty Hill
Frank Beard: Frank Beard
Dr. Gollygupta: Ronobir Lahiri
Paulina: Nayo Wallace
Party Guest: Jeanette Avery
Det. Grimes: Karen Baughm
Baby: Maryssa Jones
Surfer Girl in Pavlov's Bar: Julie Berlin
Bartender: Markos Zepeda
Alex: Joe Manganiello
Edward: Jim Piddock
Kiki: Monika Smith
Partygoer #2: Brandon Claybon
Malibu Volleyball Player: Katie Stegeman
Partygoer: Jackie Becker
Movie Announcer: Thompson Howell
Whitney: Lindsay Price
Dawn: Amanda Walsh
Slacker #1: Chase Austin
MP Ross: Bradley Snedeker
M.P. Searle: Rico E. Anderson
Slacker #2: Ryan Heinke
Alissa: Jenny Robinson
Peter: Adamo Palladino
Volleyball Girl: Rosette Laursen
Martin: Chuck Lacey
Lynda Carter: Lynda Carter
Maria: Kim Shaw
Keri: Lilah Richcreek Estrada
Laurie: Madison Dylan
Leslie: Camila Greenberg
Kelly Monroe: Marianne Chambers
Gym Spinning Girl 1: Rachael Lee
Luke: Jett Dunlap
Actor in Movie Theater Film: Dan Gordon
Girl O.S.: Carrie Russo
Bar Patron: Nicholas Wayne Thompson
Skybox Waiter: Guy Cusson
Older Lady: Marion Ross
Gwen: Brooke Lyons
Derek: Brad Paisley
Nikki: Colby Kline
Patricia: Lyn Alicia Henderson
Mark: Austin Rogers
Robot: Artt Butler
Lieutenant Wagner: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Leo: Gary Anthony Williams
Porky Pig: Bob Bergen
Katherine: Katie Cleary
Beautiful Girl #1: Caitlin O'Connor
Douglas: Chris Coppola
King Rupert: Roger V. Burton
Louis at 21: Matthew Jordan
Pawn Shop Owner: Michael Edwin
Restaurant Guest: Evan Tyler Stallone
Beautiful Girl 2: Ludi Delfino
Coffee Shop Patron: Niklas Houmann
Pavlov's Bar Patron: Mark Roman
Restaurant Patron: Betty Hankins
Class Mom: LeeAnn Powers
Lacey: Elizabeth Schaible
Very Tall Guy in Movie Theater: Scott Barrows
Mrs. Flanagan: Patricia Bethune
Man in Restaurant: Phil Abrams
Shopper: Dayna Devon
Sexy Girl: Sandy Bentley
Cult Woman: Alexandra Sullivan
Hot Girl: Laura Kidwell
Hot Ballerina Mom: Kristi Wirz
Movie Theater Date: Izabel Goulart
Friend: Catherine Chiarelli
Girl at Meeting: Nicole Kreuzer
Party Girl in Elevator: Cynthia Lea
Hot Topic Employee: Juan Jose Dubon
Salina: Kelley Daugherty
Dinner Guest: Eric Martic
Art Gallery Patron: Ayako Nakano
Sheri: Andrea Silvers
Concert Kid: David Williams
George: George Eads
Charlie's Ex-Girlfriend: Jessica Hall
Charlie's Dream Kid: Michelle Marie Jacquot
Church Member #10: Michael Thomas Wallace
Mother #2: Jeanne Simpson
Church Lady #5: Melinda Augustina
Strip Club Patron: Alan Mueting
Woman #3: Hyacinth Nier
Circus Midget: Verne Troyer
French Actor: Sebastien Lyons
Beautiful Woman: Amelia Brantley
Hot Girl in Cafe: Kelly-Ann Tursi
Pizzeria Patron: Brenna Gwyn Snowe
Funeral Attendee: Sonja Isabella
Partygoer #3: Emily Dunham
Partygoer #1: J. Kilgore
Janeane: Brittany Mason
Matchy Matchy: Ciprina Spizzirri
Michael Bolton's Date: Jennifer Zharinova
Italian Exchange Student: Tom Schwartz
Hot Girl at Bar: Arianna Gomez
Bag Lady Principal Featured Dancer: Bunny Gibson
Orthodox Rabbi: Lloyd Gordon
Lesbian Patron: Alice Borcean
New York Dancer: Clinton Huff
Model: Aryanne Padilha
Doo Wop Man: Ryan E. Kelly
Mobster Guy: Johnny Ferrara
Hot Nurse: Ginny Jones
Swinger: Skyler Yeast
Swingers Party Attendee: Selia Hansen
Christian Slater: Christian Slater
Chuck Lorre: Chuck Lorre

Written by: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Release date: 22 Sep 2003

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Ortiz Tim: Tim Conway Stacy: Malea Rose Kevin: Lucky Vanous Ernie: Zachary Polmanteer Freddie: Noel Fisher Harry Dean Stanton: Harry Dean Stanton Darlene: Amanda Swisten Gonzales: Ski Carr Little Charlie: Dylan Minnette Male Nurse: Ken Jeong Natalie: Ren Trella Dr. Little: Bob Morrisey Mr. Dunlop: Lincoln Kennedy Prison Matron: Diane Delano Sam: Barry Livingston Theresa: Maria Tornberg Officer Roberts: Bruno Amato Pam: Carrie Stevens Darlene Weidermeier: Julianne Grossman Emcee: Loren Lester Officer Chamberlain: Andre Ware Peggy: Lee Garlington Sophie: Kay Panabaker Shannon: Angelique Cabral Bruno: Lamont Thompson Clinician: Ernie Grunwald Flight Attendant: Belle Angel Dakota: Lexi Jourden Luanne: J.J. Rodgers Councilman Stewart: Richard V. Licata Jamal: Ian 'Blaze' Kelly Jim: Doug Mitchell James Earl Jones: James Earl Jones Sloane Jagov: Jamie Rose Lucy: Daya Vaidya Milly: Hayley Erin Ginger: Jackie Debatin Gwyneth: Jenn Liu Fireman #1: Bob Levitan Manicurist: Sun Park Employee: Justin Alston Andrew: Sam Lerner Lou: David Mattey Mrs. Freemantle: Lillian Adams Joe the Cab Driver: Arthur Darbinyan Marcus: Mark Deklin Jenny: Christina Scherer Officer Doogan: Eben Ham Attendant: Ewan Chung Mailman Mike: Joe Dietl Alicia: Amanda Schull Terry: JJ Snyder Britte: Madison Riley Police Officer: Charles Malik Whitfield Heidi: Nikki Leigh Kristen: Jelly Howie Tanya: Anna Pheil Steve: Steve Lawrence Cheyenne: Elle Evans John: David Grant Wright Misty: Nicole Malgarini Male Stripper: Drew Cheetwood Sheldon: George Wyner Phil: John Valdetero Cheryl Ann: Lisa Arning Mayer Ruth: Cheryl White Bobby Cooper: Bobby Cooper Second Nurse: Elise Robertson Paul: Byrne Offutt Montage Beautiful Woman: Julie Dickens Sheila: Jennifer Ann Massey Waiter: Brian Hyman Little Alan: Daniel Sheldon Tina: Sandra McCoy Fawn: Irena Violette Nurse Shelby: Treisa Gary Leon: John Vance Officer Foster: Stefan Umstead Hiroshi: Sab Shimono Woman's Voice: Nancy Linari Changpu: Austin Lee Bailiff: Kurt Scholler Referee: Bob Rusch Melina: Jeanine Giovanni Henry: Kelly Sry Brandon: Elijah Michael Lee Tricia: Virginia Williams Kim: Hira Ambrosino Wes Tosterone: Michael Lowry Fireman #2: Jamal Thomas Keisha: Ingrid Rogers Police Officer #1: Scott McShane James: Jonathan Palmer Kendra: Sara Sanderson Man #1: Darryl Stephens Gang Banger: Joey Gaytan Female GPS Voice: Lisa Kaplan Elmer: Grady Lee Richmond Six Year-Old Girl: Amira Elliby Andrea: Sonia Jackson Lauren: Caitlin Harris Amber: Charity Hodges Dirk: Diedrich Bader Garry: Garry Marshall Mechanical Demon: Max Mittelman Kerri: Alex Rose Wiesel Kid #1: Blake Bertrand Richard: Daniel Escobar Luis: Jacob Urrutia Montage Doctor: Ana Alexander Kathleen: Amy Farrington Mr. Malinkovich: Mark Roberts Newscaster: Ted Garcia Dorothy: Susan Sullivan Gangster #2: Jim Meskimen Emmett: Brian Thomas Smith Joey: Brandon Killham Mr. Park: Raymond Ma Pregnant Woman: Rebecca Avery Reverend Yarnell: Steven Shaw Dancer #1: Theresa Adams Hooker: Paige Peterson Gary: Matt McKenzie Photographer: Michael Merton Tailor: Avner Garbi Justin: Rib Hillis Chuck: Aaron Refvem Fred: Clint Carmichael Woman #1: Tammy Tavares Eddie Van Halen: Edward Van Halen Ted: Joe Gieb Police Officer #2: Peter A. Hulne Veronica: Desi Lydic Joanne: Cait Fairbanks Locksmith: Rodney J. Hobbs Overweight Woman: Debra D. Holt Jay: Eamon Pirruccello Man #2: Terry Shusta Toddler: Austin Kane Girl #2: Erika Othen Computer Voice: Kimberly Brooks Girl: Lily Bigham Paramedic: Daniel Steven Gonzalez Mandy: Yvette Nicole Brown Anchor: Leyna Nguyen Ellie: Alitzah Angry Hispanic Man: Art Bonilla Marie: Katie Weaver Wife: Nanci Christopher Dancer #2: Michelle Dionne Teenage Boy: Daniel Benson Jenna: Hope Allen Woman #2: Calle Morgan Dr. Levine: Ken Lerner Deejay: Philip Tanzini Clown: Dan Cole Silent Betty: Katrina Nelson Sherman: Jeff Clarke Little Person: Joseph S. Griffo Thomas: Brian Keith Russell Lotus: Alicia Hannah-Kim Man's Voice: Todd Stanton Guitarist: Grant Geissman Boy: Tristan Byon Kid #3: Judah Nelson Cinnamon: Andrea Carlisle Rodriguez Volleyball Player #1: Gracie Zane Bob: Wayne Thomas Yorke Teenage Girl #1: Annie Mumolo Willow: Susse Budde Dancer #3: Danielle Lewis Sally: Marisa Tayui Craig: Matthew J Cates Detective Henry Ketchum: John Burke Strong Man: Marc Mazur Chinese Man: Jim Lau Veronica Hastings: Nicole Steinwedell Dr. Kim: Eddie Shin Sugar: Maria Zyrianova Kid #4: Sophie Guest Volleyball Player #2: Ciera Foster Ken: Don Foster Teenage Girl #2: Ashley Edner Bridesmaid #1: Mikki Padilla Coroner: Ping Wu William: Clint Culp Bearded Lady: Jackie Zane Gabby: Abbie Cobb Kid #5: Isabella Kai Prison Cell Mate: Brett Wagner Bridesmaid #2: Keena Ferguson Chinese Acrobat #1: Haitao Duan Kid #6: Shiloh Nelson Bridesmaid #3: Jennifer Lee Keyes Chinese Acrobat #2: Di Guan Lady #2: Abby Walker Bridesmaid #4: Jen Lilley Destinee: Hollie Stenson Angel: Nakia Secrest ZZ Top: ZZ Top Billy Gibbons: Billy Gibbons Dusty Hill: Dusty Hill Frank Beard: Frank Beard Dr. Gollygupta: Ronobir Lahiri Paulina: Nayo Wallace Party Guest: Jeanette Avery Det. Grimes: Karen Baughm Baby: Maryssa Jones Surfer Girl in Pavlov's Bar: Julie Berlin Bartender: Markos Zepeda Alex: Joe Manganiello Edward: Jim Piddock Kiki: Monika Smith Partygoer #2: Brandon Claybon Malibu Volleyball Player: Katie Stegeman Partygoer: Jackie Becker Movie Announcer: Thompson Howell Whitney: Lindsay Price Dawn: Amanda Walsh Slacker #1: Chase Austin MP Ross: Bradley Snedeker M.P. Searle: Rico E. Anderson Slacker #2: Ryan Heinke Alissa: Jenny Robinson Peter: Adamo Palladino Volleyball Girl: Rosette Laursen Martin: Chuck Lacey Lynda Carter: Lynda Carter Maria: Kim Shaw Keri: Lilah Richcreek Estrada Laurie: Madison Dylan Leslie: Camila Greenberg Kelly Monroe: Marianne Chambers Gym Spinning Girl 1: Rachael Lee Luke: Jett Dunlap Actor in Movie Theater Film: Dan Gordon Girl O.S.: Carrie Russo Bar Patron: Nicholas Wayne Thompson Skybox Waiter: Guy Cusson Older Lady: Marion Ross Gwen: Brooke Lyons Derek: Brad Paisley Nikki: Colby Kline Patricia: Lyn Alicia Henderson Mark: Austin Rogers Robot: Artt Butler Lieutenant Wagner: Arnold Schwarzenegger Leo: Gary Anthony Williams Porky Pig: Bob Bergen Katherine: Katie Cleary Beautiful Girl #1: Caitlin O'Connor Douglas: Chris Coppola King Rupert: Roger V. Burton Louis at 21: Matthew Jordan Pawn Shop Owner: Michael Edwin Restaurant Guest: Evan Tyler Stallone Beautiful Girl 2: Ludi Delfino Coffee Shop Patron: Niklas Houmann Pavlov's Bar Patron: Mark Roman Restaurant Patron: Betty Hankins Class Mom: LeeAnn Powers Lacey: Elizabeth Schaible Very Tall Guy in Movie Theater: Scott Barrows Mrs. Flanagan: Patricia Bethune Man in Restaurant: Phil Abrams Shopper: Dayna Devon Sexy Girl: Sandy Bentley Cult Woman: Alexandra Sullivan Hot Girl: Laura Kidwell Hot Ballerina Mom: Kristi Wirz Movie Theater Date: Izabel Goulart Friend: Catherine Chiarelli Girl at Meeting: Nicole Kreuzer Party Girl in Elevator: Cynthia Lea Hot Topic Employee: Juan Jose Dubon Salina: Kelley Daugherty Dinner Guest: Eric Martic Art Gallery Patron: Ayako Nakano Sheri: Andrea Silvers Concert Kid: David Williams George: George Eads Charlie's Ex-Girlfriend: Jessica Hall Charlie's Dream Kid: Michelle Marie Jacquot Church Member #10: Michael Thomas Wallace Mother #2: Jeanne Simpson Church Lady #5: Melinda Augustina Strip Club Patron: Alan Mueting Woman #3: Hyacinth Nier Circus Midget: Verne Troyer French Actor: Sebastien Lyons Beautiful Woman: Amelia Brantley Hot Girl in Cafe: Kelly-Ann Tursi Pizzeria Patron: Brenna Gwyn Snowe Funeral Attendee: Sonja Isabella Partygoer #3: Emily Dunham Partygoer #1: J. Kilgore Janeane: Brittany Mason Matchy Matchy: Ciprina Spizzirri Michael Bolton's Date: Jennifer Zharinova Italian Exchange Student: Tom Schwartz Hot Girl at Bar: Arianna Gomez Bag Lady Principal Featured Dancer: Bunny Gibson Orthodox Rabbi: Lloyd Gordon Lesbian Patron: Alice Borcean New York Dancer: Clinton Huff Model: Aryanne Padilha Doo Wop Man: Ryan E. Kelly Mobster Guy: Johnny Ferrara Hot Nurse: Ginny Jones Swinger: Skyler Yeast Swingers Party Attendee: Selia Hansen Christian Slater: Christian Slater Chuck Lorre: Chuck Lorre Written by: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre Release date: 22 Sep 2003
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