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All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism
Alright stupid
Alright zip it
Come Mister Bigglesworth
Doctor evil I didn't spend six years of evil medical school to be called mister thank you very much
Dot com
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Even before you start, that was a preemptive shush
Fucking freezing in here mister bigglesworth
Go to start
He's wiping of our meeting here at all subtitle zip it
Here's the flat
Here's the plan
How about no
I don't like that insolent tone
I have the group liquidated you little shit they were insolent
I is in general is drake exhibit A
I make the decisions here, ok? #austin powers #call the shots #decide
I really am trying to kill him but so far successfully quite widely like his old man
I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
I want skype this man you know you like a china man talking
I'm debbie long stockings
I'm gonna get you austin powers
I'm with it
I'm your father
I've been a fricking even doctor for security fricking years OK
I've been a fricking evil doctor for thirty freaking years OK
If it good
It W W dutch dot com dot org
Just know I have a whole bag of shit with your name on it
Kill the little bastards who would I care
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: exhibit A
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my underground layer
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my underground layer
Let me take the story better manage
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure
Look what you did to mister bigglesworth
Look what you did to mister bigglesworth
Mini me stop pumping the laser OK honest to god why don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room for god sakes
Mister president in twelve hours I would destroy washington DC with this giant laser
No no no no you want to run things here
OK moving on
OK no problem
OK then
OK then one hundred billion dollars
One Million Dollars #dr evil #1 million dollars #austin powers #money
Put road killing my sheets don't you ever do that again you hear me don't you ever do that again I can't stay mad at you look at that corner
Ritualistically shaved my testicles there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggested trient
Silence number two
Stop the truck truck truck truck detector
That makes me angry and when doctor evil gets angry mister bigglesworth gets upset and when mister bigglesworth gets upset
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you try it
There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster
Throw me a frickin bone here and the boss need the info
We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for
We take special care of him
Welcome to my underground lair you're just in time enjoy the share
What do we have
When a problem comes arlong you much zip it
When a problem comes out long you much zip it twitch tippet bird
Who's going to take over the world when I die
Why did you run out on me because you're not quite evil enough but it's true
Would you like to have the circle at my zipper
Yep would you like to have a circle of my zipper
You don't look at me like i'm freaking frankenstein
You just don't get it clear you don't
You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads
Your quasi evil your semi involved you're the margarine of fever
Zip it
Zip it
100 Billion Dollars #dr evil #100 billion dollars #austin powers