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A long time ago..

Ain't got no motherfuckin' time

Amen Brother Amen

And that's the way the news goes

And that's why I always say shum shum shlippity dub

And then those Ashley Madison Dump's happened

Apparently Kid (Short)

Are you serious?

Awesome huh look at this

Baby Legs..

Been Steph Curry with the shot

Being like totally stoked..

Bitch better have my money

Bold Strategy

But it's time to face the truth

Bye Bye

Call me on my cell phone

Cocked that joint back and banged on him

Concentrate and turn into a car...nevermind here's ..

Democracy is so overrated

Diamonds are forever

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting with babes

Don't bullshit a bullshitter

Dr

Drank too much last night

For real times a million buddy

Fuck Chrome

Fuck her right in the pussy

Good morning

Got bills to pay

Hey don't complain. My first class, when I was an u..

Hi I'm Mr

How it Feels to Chew 5 Gum

I beat China all the time

I can show you the world

I cannot complain

I don't even know how much I made

I don't know what to do

I don't understand a word you just said

I got a bald head

I got everything

I got money to blow

I have a great, big fat beautiful heart

I just sold an apartment to somebody from China

I know when that hotline bling

I need to tell you something

I Say He Dead

I wanna be able to do those too!

I will be the greatest jobs president

I will confess. I'm a throw them to the deep..

I will put you in your fucking grave

I'm a barbie girl

I'm a classic man

I'm afraid you will have to travel back in time

I'm ants in my eyes Johnson!

I'm financially ruined

I'm gonna need you to put it way up inside your but..

I'm In Love With the Coco

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man!

I'm not afraid

I'm not living if you're not by my side

I'm officially running for president of the United ..

I'm Paul Hilfinger the terror of the computer scien..

I'm so (x5) proud of you

I'm stepping up my game

I've got a plan

If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be d..

In Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican..

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move

It all comes down to this

It can all be so simple

It would be really neat if I could simultaneously

It's me gazorphazorpfield. Boy fu** you John..

It's Very Nice

It's weighing heavy on my conscience

Jinx

Let me out! Let me out! This is not a dance..

Let me try to grok this peculiar

Let the programmer suffer if he's done something st..

Let's all together hold hands and sing kumbaya

Let's make an intergenerational sandwich

Lick lick lick my balls haha .....

Lick Lick Lick my balls..

Life is like a box of chocolates

Listen up, my name is morty smith from earth dimens..

Make the money first, then get power, then women

Maybe I did maybe I didn't

Mexico is ripping us more than any other countries

Motherfucker Never Loved Us

Must be hard to be that fine

My dick so hard

Never had a dream come true

No can dosville, Baby Doll

No no you're finished

Nobody will be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump

Not that it matters but I'm much richer

Now watch me whip, whip

Now your talking my language

Oh my goodness! he's getting into technical detail ..

Oooo Yeah Caaan Dooo!

Praise the one true Morty

Raise the posterior! (Obama)

Rick and morty Oiee

RTFM!

Rubber baby baby bunkers

Save me from my ballsack

Scale of One to America

She my trap queen

Show me what you got!

Shut the fuck up about moonman

So here's the cool thing

Struttin' That Ass

That is a really lame feature my friend

That is wrong

That's scary stuff

That's some crazy stuff

The American Dream is dead

The big lie- obama care

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword

The Royal Penis is clean your highness

Them Fightin' Words

They just mad cause I got the Midas touch

This is how you dream bitch

This is really cool

Turn into a car

Two Brothers..

Uhh that's right

Universe got big plans for us bro

Warm it up don't be a cold robot

Watch me nene

We have now messed you up

We would have so much money..

We're going to make America great again

We're making the world a better place

Welcome to the real world

Well I'll leave that to you to figure out

What a time to be alive

What Do You Mean You People

What?! no no no that's not right

When do we beat Mexico? They're bringing drugs..

When in doubt steal code

Why don't you tell your mom to shut up?

Winter is coming

Y'all don't get it, do ya

Yes! Fuck you god! Not today, bitch!

You and me we just don't get along

You can't go out there because air is poisonous

You forget kiddo I'm you

You gotta get Schwifty

You have to do it for the art

You have to do it for the art (Longer Version)

You just brought piss to a shit fight

You know what this human eats? Bird Di**!

You mark my words. I win. Mexico pays

You may have done something stupid

You'll have so much winning... you may get bored wi..

You're entitled to nothing

You're fired