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According to the manual you're a jackass
According to the manual you're a jackass
All right who pissed them off
All right who pissed them off
Alright I think we officially one
Alright I think we officially one
Alright what do you want a cookie
Alright what do you want a cookie
And everybody was kung fu fight ten
And everybody was kung fu fight ten
And we've got a lovely parting gift for the losers it's death
And we've got a lovely parting gift for the losers it's death
Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do there gonna get the crap kicked out here that's what they're going to do
Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do there gonna get the crap kicked out here that's what they're going to do
Blah blah
Blah blah
Bloody hell what's this then
Bloody hell what's this then
Chief you may be the dumbest best man i've ever met
Chief you may be the dumbest best man i've ever met
Cricket tourists
Cricket tourists
Damn
Damn
Dollar smelling 'cause that was good wasn't it
Dollar smelling 'cause that was good wasn't it
Don't make me take off my belt
Don't make me take off my belt
Glomus maximus asmas yamas
Glomus maximus asmas yamas
God I love this job
God I love this job
Got an enemy here here here
Got an enemy here here here
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hello idiot
Hello idiot
Hey I heard you fellas taste just like chicken
Hey I heard you fellas taste just like chicken
Hey if you go into the fridge grab me a beer please
Hey if you go into the fridge grab me a beer please
Hey if you suck that your own damn fault
Hey if you suck that your own damn fault
Hey you know perfect height to kiss my ass
Hey you know perfect height to kiss my ass
Hi marine thank you through you don't fight they kill you
Hi marine thank you through you don't fight they kill you
I date for their asses
I date for their asses
I need a nurse no no no a female nurse
I need a nurse no no no a female nurse
I'm going to rip that tank up and reaching a death with it
I'm going to rip that tank up and reaching a death with it
I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
Just so you know i'm flipping you the bird in my mind
Just so you know i'm flipping you the bird in my mind
Keep barron spent some of that taxpayer money
Keep barron spent some of that taxpayer money
Kick him in the crotch
Kick him in the crotch
Let's see our colonies are blown to hell the covenant found earth and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with serious friendly fire issues i'm great
Let's see our colonies are blown to hell the covenant found earth and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with serious friendly fire issues i'm great
Let's settle in anyone see a starbucks oh there's one over there oh and one across the corner from it oh and then there's one across the corner that published twelve
Let's settle in anyone see a starbucks oh there's one over there oh and one across the corner from it oh and then there's one across the corner that published twelve
Marine gun you trigger pull kill
Marine gun you trigger pull kill
Oh I will beat your ass
Oh I will beat your ass
One more time a little louder so all the enemies in here
One more time a little louder so all the enemies in here
Relax that's why their drugs
Relax that's why their drugs
Screw yo grant
Screw yo grant
Son of a bitch
Son of a bitch
Take up your mask you can be that ugly
Take up your mask you can be that ugly
That ain't cool soldier that ain't cool at all
That ain't cool soldier that ain't cool at all
That hurts jeep that hurts real bad
That hurts jeep that hurts real bad
Their weapons all over the place don't take mine
Their weapons all over the place don't take mine
There's an idea put down the gun and go a hug it
There's an idea put down the gun and go a hug it
We came we saw we kicked their asses
We came we saw we kicked their asses
Week it's totally hiding from us
Week it's totally hiding from us
Well if bullets were brains all you'd hear from you is click click click
Well if bullets were brains all you'd hear from you is click click click
Well it could use half an hour with one of those navy nurses but otherwise it's all good
Well it could use half an hour with one of those navy nurses but otherwise it's all good
Well who what is it good for absolutely nothing that again now war who yay what is it good for absolutely nothing come on singing
Well who what is it good for absolutely nothing that again now war who yay what is it good for absolutely nothing come on singing
What I do to piss that bitch off
What I do to piss that bitch off
With respect sir
With respect sir
Wonder twin powers activate
Wonder twin powers activate
Yes I pooped my pants so what
Yes I pooped my pants so what
You are all gonna die
You are all gonna die
You are lucky breathing is an involuntary reflex
You are lucky breathing is an involuntary reflex
You are so we get laid tonight
You are so we get laid tonight
You gonna die grant
You gonna die grant
You got mental problems soldier
You got mental problems soldier
You know I read right
You know I read right
You know this reminds me of the time I got herpes
You know this reminds me of the time I got herpes