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But
But
But they gotta pay.
But they gotta pay.
Damn, this itches
Damn, this itches
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
Fat chicks need love too.
Fat chicks need love too.
Giggitty
Giggitty
Giggity giggity giggity
Giggity giggity giggity
Hello 911.
Hello 911.
Hello transvestite back off.
Hello transvestite back off.
Hey honey, don't you turn around and show me the lower East sad.
Hey honey, don't you turn around and show me the lower East sad.
Hey there sweetie.
Hey there sweetie.
Hey there.
Hey there.
Hey, you must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.
Hey, you must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi I'm quagmire.
Hi I'm quagmire.
How about now?
How about now?
How good are you?
How good are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
I can bench press 800 pounds.
I can bench press 800 pounds.
I don't know, fellas, I think there's potential in this crowd.
I don't know, fellas, I think there's potential in this crowd.
I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
I like where this is going.
I like where this is going.
I wonder who gave it to me?
I wonder who gave it to me?
I'm in.
I'm in.
Is quagmire?
Is quagmire?
Kick me out.
Kick me out.
No problem.
No problem.
No.
No.
Oh, now see I think that's a neat idea.
Oh, now see I think that's a neat idea.
Or 50 really fat kids for 1000 bucks?
Or 50 really fat kids for 1000 bucks?
Please.
Please.
Rapid giggidy
Rapid giggidy
Sure.
Sure.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That was strangely arousing.
That was strangely arousing.
That's awful, that's awful.
That's awful, that's awful.
The hell they just *** ****
The hell they just *** ****
There's no more girly magazines in the camp.
There's no more girly magazines in the camp.
They can hold yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.
They can hold yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.
Top of that ***** I need a ride to the gas station.
Top of that ***** I need a ride to the gas station.
Way to check pre op or post out.
Way to check pre op or post out.
Where I heard that before.
Where I heard that before.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, first.
Yeah, first.
Yeah, let's hit the bar.
Yeah, let's hit the bar.
Yes.
Yes.
You win.
You win.
You're right, this place blows.
You're right, this place blows.
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