Crybaby Kelly Soundboard Edit

All I got in received calls is unavailable

Alright

Alright, I'm calling the cops right now

Am I a liar or something?

Are you kidding me?

Are you serious right now?

Ass!

At 11-19 PM tonight

Because I thought you could trace it!

Because there's no reason to

Because you're threatening my life!

Because you've been threatening my life for two weeks!

Bring it

Bring it, I got 911 on speed dial so you bring it!

Bullshit!

Bye

Calling the cops - get somebody here right now!

Calling the cops - I am totally sober

Calling the cops - somebody's fucking with me

Calling the cops - thank you, alright, bye

Calling the cops - then I'm dead

Calling the cops - this guy's on my phone now

Can I text my neighbor and have her come down, please?

Can you trace it?

Craigslist

Did you track that number?

Do you hear that?

Do you want to talk to them?

Don't be calling my phone

Don't even say that to me, don't!

Don't know who you are, they told me not to keep you on the phone

Don't mess with me!

Dude, you don't mess with me!

For any fucken reason!

Fred 1

Fred 2

From my number?

Fuck you

Fuck!

Go away!

Ha ha

Hang on, I gotta check my cell phone

Have a good night

Have called the cops, I have your recordings on my phones

He called and threatened to beat my face in

He kept making threats so I decided to call you guys

He told me to lock everything and I'd be alright

He wants my date of birth

He won't stop!

He's coming after me and I don't know who he is!

He's gonna ring my fucking neck

He's messing with me!

He's on my cell phone

He's on the phone

He's still on the line, I can't shut my phone off, shit!

He's threatening to bash my face in!

Hell with you!

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

Huh 1?

Huh 2?

Huh 3?

Huh 4?

Huh 5?

Huh 6?

I ain't doing nothing!

I ain't got nothing to do with nobody

I already told you who I am

I am ready to go to bed, hang up right now

I can't hear you

I can't shut my phone off, shit!

I can't sit here alone

I can't unlock my door!

I decided to call you guys to let him know of the threats

I didn't call your ass!

I didn't call your phone!

I didn't do anything!

I don't even know no Fred

I don't even know what you're talking about

I don't even know who he is

I don't even know who the hell you are

I don't even know who you are and you're threatening my life!

I don't even know you

I don't even know you, I'm calling the cops right now

I don't have nothing on Craigslist 1

I don't have nothing on Craigslist 2

I don't know

I don't know you, leave my family the fuck alone!

I don't understand

I don't understand why this is going on

I don't want to be fooled with the same voice

I got this going on the other line, the cops can hear everything

I got this guy threatening my life right now

I have an unavailable number that was called

I have been sitting here watching TV

I have no brother than needs a bail bondsman

I haven't called anybody 1

I haven't called anybody 2

I haven't called until this first time tonight

I haven't called, been watching TV with my neighbor

I haven't done anything to anybody

I haven't done anything wrong, I've babysat all day

I haven't done anything wrong, why is somebody setting me up?

I need a last name, dude

I started getting calls on my cell phone and my house phone

I think you got the wrong number

I will let you know when he called and threatened my life

I'm calling the cops 1

I'm calling the cops 2

I'm calling the cops and your ass is grass

I'm calling the cops right now 1

I'm calling the cops right now 2

I'm calling the cops right now 3

I'm calling the cops, again!

I'm calling the cops, you son of a bitch!

I'm gonna call the cops right now

I'm gonna call the cops, they can trace all these calls

I'm hanging up

I'm here by myself and this is not cool

I'm here by myself and you need to stop!

I'm here by myself, my roommate has gone to work

I'm not a jackoff

I'm not a liar

I'm not calling you, you're calling me!

I'm not fucked up

I'm not giving any information to you at all

I'm not giving it to you, you obviously know it

I'm not giving it to you!

I'm not giving you any information whatsoever

I'm not giving you no names of anybody

I'm not saying anything, you're threatening our lives

I'm panicking really bad right now!

I'm panicking right now because I can't get out of my house

I'm still alive!

I'm trying to press the end button but he's still yelling

I've got neighbors, leave my ass alone

I've had an officer here already and that's it!

Is somebody coming to kill me or what?

It ain't my phone

Keep it going, ass!

Kelly 1

Kelly 2

Leave it alone 1

Leave it alone 2

Leave me alone!

Leave me the fuck alone, I don't know why you're calling me

Leave me the fuck alone!

Let me get my glasses on

Ma'am

My cell phone and my house phone

My life!

My name is fuck you

My roommate has been working at McDonald's for 12 years

No 1

No 2

No 3

No 4 - sobbing

No 5

No 6

No 7

No you're not!

No, I'm calling them again

No, the cops are on your ass right now

No, there ain't no sorry

No, who are you?

No, you called my ass!

Nobody's here!

Now you're trying to tell me that I am lying?

Oh my God

Oh my God - sobs

Oh my God, oh my God!

Oh you are, huh?

Oh you're going to beat my face in so fucking hard

Oh, okay

Okay 1

Okay 2

Okay, I'm calling the cops right now

Okay, I'm gonna hang up

Okay, okay - freaking out

Okay, who are you?

Panting 1

Panting 2

Panting 3

Panting 4 - heavy

Panting 5 - fast

Panting 6

Panting 7 - sobbing

Panting 8 - freaking out

Phone sound

Right now!

Rupert

Scoff

Screw you!

She can testify to that

Shit!

Shut up 1

Shut up 2

Shut up 3

Sigh

So I know why you're calling me

So I'm calling the cops right now to let them know

So I'm hanging up now

So if you want to come beat my ass then whatever!

So why are you calling me?

So why are you doing this to me?

So why are you talking to me?

So why don't you bring it, show me what you got!

So you better be prepared for the cops to be there

So you want to keep up your shit?

Sobbing 1

Sobbing 2

Sobbing 3

Some guy was gonna come beat my face in

Somebody come help me!

Sorry

Stop 1

Stop 2

That's it!

That's what I'm doing!

The cops are coming so be prepared!

The cops told me to hang up on your ass, that's what I'm doing

The officer said to watch who's calling me

The officer told me to lock everything, what's happening here?

The police are right there!

Then good luck with that!

Then why are you asking me, who am I?

There's a big lie right there

There's nobody that has access to my phone except me

They can trace all this shit

They're going to trace these numbers

This guy called and threatened to beat my face in

This guy kept calling me from a number

This is Kelly

This is not cool!

This is the second time you called me

This is wrong because I'm the only one here

This is wrong, this is freaking wrong!

This is wrong!

Tonight

Want to be a man, step up, tell me who you are!

We've lived here for 11 years and had no problems

Well why do you want me?

What 1?

What 2?

What 3?