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All I got in received calls is unavailable
Alright
Alright, I'm calling the cops right now
Am I a liar or something?
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious right now?
Ass!
At 11-19 PM tonight
Because I thought you could trace it!
Because there's no reason to
Because you're threatening my life!
Because you've been threatening my life for two weeks!
Bring it
Bring it, I got 911 on speed dial so you bring it!
Bullshit!
Bye
Calling the cops - get somebody here right now!
Calling the cops - I am totally sober
Calling the cops - somebody's fucking with me
Calling the cops - thank you, alright, bye
Calling the cops - then I'm dead
Calling the cops - this guy's on my phone now
Can I text my neighbor and have her come down, please?
Can you trace it?
Craigslist
Did you track that number?
Do you hear that?
Do you want to talk to them?
Don't be calling my phone
Don't even say that to me, don't!
Don't know who you are, they told me not to keep you on the phone
Don't mess with me!
Dude, you don't mess with me!
For any fucken reason!
Fred 1
Fred 2
From my number?
Fuck you
Fuck!
Go away!
Ha ha
Hang on, I gotta check my cell phone
Have a good night
Have called the cops, I have your recordings on my phones
He called and threatened to beat my face in
He kept making threats so I decided to call you guys
He told me to lock everything and I'd be alright
He wants my date of birth
He won't stop!
He's coming after me and I don't know who he is!
He's gonna ring my fucking neck
He's messing with me!
He's on my cell phone
He's on the phone
He's still on the line, I can't shut my phone off, shit!
He's threatening to bash my face in!
Hell with you!
Hello 1
Hello 2
Hello 3
Huh 1?
Huh 2?
Huh 3?
Huh 4?
Huh 5?
Huh 6?
I ain't doing nothing!
I ain't got nothing to do with nobody
I already told you who I am
I am ready to go to bed, hang up right now
I can't hear you
I can't shut my phone off, shit!
I can't sit here alone
I can't unlock my door!
I decided to call you guys to let him know of the threats
I didn't call your ass!
I didn't call your phone!
I didn't do anything!
I don't even know no Fred
I don't even know what you're talking about
I don't even know who he is
I don't even know who the hell you are
I don't even know who you are and you're threatening my life!
I don't even know you
I don't even know you, I'm calling the cops right now
I don't have nothing on Craigslist 1
I don't have nothing on Craigslist 2
I don't know
I don't know you, leave my family the fuck alone!
I don't understand
I don't understand why this is going on
I don't want to be fooled with the same voice
I got this going on the other line, the cops can hear everything
I got this guy threatening my life right now
I have an unavailable number that was called
I have been sitting here watching TV
I have no brother than needs a bail bondsman
I haven't called anybody 1
I haven't called anybody 2
I haven't called until this first time tonight
I haven't called, been watching TV with my neighbor
I haven't done anything to anybody
I haven't done anything wrong, I've babysat all day
I haven't done anything wrong, why is somebody setting me up?
I need a last name, dude
I started getting calls on my cell phone and my house phone
I think you got the wrong number
I will let you know when he called and threatened my life
I'm calling the cops 1
I'm calling the cops 2
I'm calling the cops and your ass is grass
I'm calling the cops right now 1
I'm calling the cops right now 2
I'm calling the cops right now 3
I'm calling the cops, again!
I'm calling the cops, you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna call the cops right now
I'm gonna call the cops, they can trace all these calls
I'm hanging up
I'm here by myself and this is not cool
I'm here by myself and you need to stop!
I'm here by myself, my roommate has gone to work
I'm not a jackoff
I'm not a liar
I'm not calling you, you're calling me!
I'm not fucked up
I'm not giving any information to you at all
I'm not giving it to you, you obviously know it
I'm not giving it to you!
I'm not giving you any information whatsoever
I'm not giving you no names of anybody
I'm not saying anything, you're threatening our lives
I'm panicking really bad right now!
I'm panicking right now because I can't get out of my house
I'm still alive!
I'm trying to press the end button but he's still yelling
I've got neighbors, leave my ass alone
I've had an officer here already and that's it!
Is somebody coming to kill me or what?
It ain't my phone
Keep it going, ass!
Kelly 1
Kelly 2
Leave it alone 1
Leave it alone 2
Leave me alone!
Leave me the fuck alone, I don't know why you're calling me
Leave me the fuck alone!
Let me get my glasses on
Ma'am
My cell phone and my house phone
My life!
My name is fuck you
My roommate has been working at McDonald's for 12 years
No 1
No 2
No 3
No 4 - sobbing
No 5
No 6
No 7
No you're not!
No, I'm calling them again
No, the cops are on your ass right now
No, there ain't no sorry
No, who are you?
No, you called my ass!
Nobody's here!
Now you're trying to tell me that I am lying?
Oh my God
Oh my God - sobs
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh you are, huh?
Oh you're going to beat my face in so fucking hard
Oh, okay
Okay 1
Okay 2
Okay, I'm calling the cops right now
Okay, I'm gonna hang up
Okay, okay - freaking out
Okay, who are you?
Panting 1
Panting 2
Panting 3
Panting 4 - heavy
Panting 5 - fast
Panting 6
Panting 7 - sobbing
Panting 8 - freaking out
Phone sound
Right now!
Rupert
Scoff
Screw you!
She can testify to that
Shit!
Shut up 1
Shut up 2
Shut up 3
Sigh
So I know why you're calling me
So I'm calling the cops right now to let them know
So I'm hanging up now
So if you want to come beat my ass then whatever!
So why are you calling me?
So why are you doing this to me?
So why are you talking to me?
So why don't you bring it, show me what you got!
So you better be prepared for the cops to be there
So you want to keep up your shit?
Sobbing 1
Sobbing 2
Sobbing 3
Some guy was gonna come beat my face in
Somebody come help me!
Sorry
Stop 1
Stop 2
That's it!
That's what I'm doing!
The cops are coming so be prepared!
The cops told me to hang up on your ass, that's what I'm doing
The officer said to watch who's calling me
The officer told me to lock everything, what's happening here?
The police are right there!
Then good luck with that!
Then why are you asking me, who am I?
There's a big lie right there
There's nobody that has access to my phone except me
They can trace all this shit
They're going to trace these numbers
This guy called and threatened to beat my face in
This guy kept calling me from a number
This is Kelly
This is not cool!
This is the second time you called me
This is wrong because I'm the only one here
This is wrong, this is freaking wrong!
This is wrong!
Tonight
Want to be a man, step up, tell me who you are!
We've lived here for 11 years and had no problems
Well why do you want me?
What 1?
What 2?
What 3?
What 4?
What 5?
What 6?
What 7?
What are you messing with me for?
What did I do you to have you threaten my life?
What do you want 1?
What do you want 2?
What don't you want me to do?
What is going on?
What is it?
What the fuck is your problem?
What the fuck!
What the hell do you want?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is this prank call shit?
What would you be interested in anyway?
What's your last name 1?
What's your last name 2?
What's your last name 3?
What's your number 1?
What's your number 2?
What's your number 3?
Whatever
Where are you located?
Where'd you get my number?
Who are you 1?
Who are you 2?
Who are you 3?
Who are you 4?
Who are you 5?
Who are you looking for 1?
Who are you looking for 2?
Who are you, why are you calling my phone?
Why are you being an ass?
Why are you bugging me, I don't even know you!
Why are you bugging me?
Why are you calling me 1?
Why are you calling me 2?
Why are you calling me back?
Why are you calling me, I don't even know you
Why are you doing this to me 1?
Why are you doing this to me 2?
Why are you messing with me?
Why are you so fucked up, you asshole?
Why do you want me, I have nothing to do with you!
Why don't you bring it?
Why don't you just lose my fucking number!
Why is it a prank, I'm calling the cops
Why is this going on, I don't understand
Why is this going on?
Why?
Yeah
Yeah, I guess
Yes 1
Yes 2
Yes 3
Yes I am 1
Yes I am 2
Yes it is 1
Yes it is 2
You ain't getting shit out of me
You ain't got shit because you're afraid of the cops!
You called my house phone three times
You called my phone!
You can't even speak your words right, dude
You didn't find out who was threatening my life?
You don't know me
You don't know who you're calling
You guys told me if he calls again to keep him on the line
You just stay away from me!
You know what, I don't know who you are
You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself
You need to give me a last name, please
You need to leave me alone 1
You need to leave me alone 2
You need to leave me alone, I don't even know you!
You need to leave me alone, the cops are coming
You need to leave me the hell alone and not threaten my life
You sound the same voice as that guy
You're a piece of shit because you're calling me
You're calling me and demanding shit
You're calling me and I got proof
You're calling my phone and I got proof (rant)
You're dead!
You're giving me false numbers there, dude
You're just trying to dig info out of me
You're not getting my name because I don't even know you
You're talking crap
You're threatening my fucking life!
You've been harassing me
You've threatened my life!
Your ass is grass!
Yup
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