Mass Effect 2: Garrus Vakarian Soundboard Edit

Are we crazy to even be thinking about this i'm not look shepherds I know you can find something a little closer to home

Bastards

Besides you were taking your sweet time I needed to get you moving

But I don't want to jeopardize the mission with some stupid love triangle I know you've got other options

But I want to try it with you I want a few moments that are just for us before we throw ourselves into hell for the good of the galaxy

Can it wait for a bit i'm in the middle of some calibrations

Definitely

Do you know me I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink

Exactly if we want to share an intimate moment we can blow something up again

For ser and now the collectors remind me never to get on your bad side shepherd

Get ready for close combat

Glad to see you haven't changed

Gray

Hey I brought mine best I could afford on a vigilante salary

Hopefully that's not offensive in human culture crap anyway should have watched the feds

I almost feel sorry for the reapers

I am amazed that they teamed up to fight me they must really hate me

I appreciate your concern but i'm not you

I don't mind it but please just give us to you

I don't want to do anything that screws up the crew relationship were wound tightly enough as it is

I just...I've seen so many things go wrong Shepard~

I love this rifle

I never considered cost species intercourse and amp handily doesn't help now I feel dirty in clinical

I suppose you ride risk enough without bringing another species into it

I want something to go right just once

I'd rather not add my name to the list of people you've knocked on their asses

I'll be here if you need me

I'm not going to pretend i've gotta finish for humans this is about us

If I wanted to do more than take your shields down i'd have done it

If we can figure out a way to make it work then

If you were a Turian, I'd be complimenting your waist or your fringe, so... umm... your hair? Looks... Good? And your waist... is very supportive.

It needs to be a night to treasure or a horrible inter species awkwardness thing

It was an easy I really had to work at it

It's still alive

Just killing marks nice of you to join maine there's plenty to go around

Just like old times shepherd

Now to finish you off

Oh I didn't

On your six

One less to worry about

Optimizing weapons charges planning attack vectors you know relaxing

Plan to hear it i'll do some research and figure out how to

Ready for scope work

Relax shepherd just a figure of speech

Right 'cause i'm in a great place to optimize firing algorithms right now

Scoped and dropped

Scratch one

Shepherd

Shepherd you're about the only friend i've got left in this screwed up galaxy

Sure you could not a stylishly of course

Switching the crowd control

This should slow him down

Wait

We, uh... ended up holding a tie-breaker in her quarters - I had reach but, uh, she had flexibility; more than one way to work off stress, I guess.

Well that did nothing

Yeah you're right let's leave it be probably would have torn a ligament or something anyway

You don't ever have to worry about making me uncomfortable nervous yes but never uncomfortable