Mass Effect 3 Soundboard Edit

A more ice

Ah

All of it involving new and novel ways to die I might add

Although executing marine life seems to be some sort of hobby with you no wonder your clone couldn't resist

Am I enjoying this? Yes. Can you come in? No.

Am I talking to myself

And that's the moment when the universe ran out of ammunition

And then I got trapped in a protean bubble I don't recommend it

And yeah maybe I am trapped in here but don't get comfortable because that bullseye on your back is getting bigger by the second

Are we getting married

Are you trying to seduce me steve

Biotics are a little intangible when there is an example of physical excellent standing in front of you

Bright eyed overeager limited field experience reminds me of someone I met a few years ago

Business now pleasure later

But maybe we should drink to brains as well as guns

But we're approaching an LZ you just another soldier

Can it at least be quick and painless

Come on you rebuilt me from almost nothing don't you recognize your own handiwork

Commander keep dressing like that and you'll have to catch me when I swoon

Conrad verner is better at being me than you are

Damn you certainly filled out that talks nicely

Damn you're beautiful

Did you see that savior of the citadel uses brittle bones guy 's bait

Don't listen to this fossil the only thing he could defeat as a glass of warm milk

Don't tempt me things could get ugly

Don't tire yourself out flailing like that shepard were doing it on the table later

Downward kaden you're kind of physical excellence is still my kind of physical excellence

Ever seen a crogan drink so much they get sick on your floor i'm here to make sure that dream comes true

Execute them the cult of shepherd ends today

Fair warning

Feeling good

Feels like i'm standing around naked in this thing I can't tell

Find shepherd do you hear me bitch i'm shepherd

Fine i'm sorry for setting your car on fire and I won't do it again

For someone making tea I could use some T

Getting you to the ground alive is it responsibility I can give to anyone else

Goddess

Good enough so that if you're ever hurt barely breathing lying under a pile rubble at the ass end of this war you're going to have

Her still waiting for the botulism to kick in

Hey I was talking to james earlier he was what kind of sweet actually

Hey no touching asshole

Hey yourself pretty lady

Honestly I thought it might help if you do just kissed and get it over with

Horny but I think everyone else is awake

I am tired of the looked in time capsules

I can stop bullets with my mind

I could float UAF this balcony without breaking a sweat

I don't care who you claim to be the role of commander shepard 's already filled

I don't remember much after I ate the lamp

I don't tip over until I found company doglegs till then watch and learn

I eat a bad batch of aaron balls could you show me the nearest and largest bathroom

I guess ominous threats of violence run in our DNA

I have tried a false identity to try to get this message through to you I have good news and bad the good news is that cool yet and I took a few days to visit earth like the shape of her eyes trills

I intend to kill shepherds clone agent brooks and anyone else in my way

I like the way the colors blend and the depth of the

I love you too steve

I mean really a clone

I mean this is all just sexual tension right too powerful biotics forceful personalities confident in their sexuality

I never had the pleasure

I spend so much time chasing down knowledge sometimes I forget that there are things you learn by doing nothing

I still really hate you but you have fantastic tits

I taught this bunch everything they know

I think all you comedians could start hitting something

I think it's time to blow off some steam

I think we need to find a way to burn off these calories don't you

I was hoping to go

I'll look for you later then maybe I got a piss

I'll never forget the time we spent on that ship

I'm a good dancer

I'm glad we could do this

I'm you without the wear and tear shepherd the doubts failures

If you insist

In pretty sexy when you pushy

Is there somewhere I can go to make a private call it's very important

Is tired old woman is kicking your ass

It feels so good to let loose doesn't it

It involved the weapons biometric data salarian intelligence and a hanar prostitute with camera in plants

It just means there's more of the legend too love

It must be hard being of aaron stuck in a boys body

It'll be a cold day in hell before someone steals my ship

It's a face that can stop a reaper shepherd that comes with its own charms

It's strange but the last word I label thing with is assassin and we covered each other and firefights that makes him a partner

Just hold me now

Just proving a point I think james has a newfound respect for biotics

Know that as long as I am able I will come to you whenever you call

Krogen sex best in the galaxy just saying

Let that be a lesson you sneak off to a dinner date with another man you get shot at

Let's make that a habit

Looking for you archangel is your boyfriend joker filled me in i'm on foot be there as fast as I can

Major did you just call your C O an ass

Make it a rule to never fight wearing pajamas

Meeting in immediate margarita intervention is not a real crisis get outta here

Mother of god you are going nowhere near the shooting range just make it stop

Never thought i'd say it but i'm looking forward to killing myself

Nice outfit

Nice to see you in action on the car lot it was pretty hot

No but the truth is boring

No i'm tank bread remember anyway we got some pictures on the krogen memorial

No we can't pretend to be anything other than troubleshooting space divas

Nothing oh come on I can't be the only one who misses those times we used to chat in the elevators back on the citadel

Now hang out with those long enough and you'll learn ropes knives bombs thresher maws

Now if you'll excuse me the normandy needs its captain so I should go

Now now really

Of course if you wanted to steal me away later I wouldn't say no

Oh my god

Oh my that's james please stop doing that

Oh shit

Oh these

Oh what the hell is that it takes like the north end of a southbound goat

OK OK doesn't take much to pull a few GS and we don't want to paint the windows with your breakfast right

One big happy ass kicking family well you see that shop brooks that's how legends do it

One day i'm going to challenge you to a pull up contest and you won't stand a chance

One way or another we're taking this bitch down

Please send this to an animal shelter for proper disposal as a warship is not an appropriate hole that is not OK she messed with my hamster guys now it's personal guys were you going to say somethi...

Quit squirming

Reflecting on one 's place in the universe while a party rages within reach can feel oddly self affirming

Same took himself seriously a trait with which I did not always agree thing was turning his life around

Seahawks it was saddening to see our crew go their separate ways but it is better than answering questions and in alliance

See her I know this will not reach you but it must be said I once had no reason to live and suddenly

Sharp and punch me

She said I should go i'm more confident than she is more in control with me it's more like that's all for now or sometimes i'll talk to you later because you know what I never do leaving want more

Shepherd grant shepherd rex commander sheppard sheppard sheppard sheppard vax grant sheppard sheppard

Shepherd if you sent a message back I didn't get it the irony is I am a danger to no one these days I am even paying taxes on my invest

Sheppard always like a good head butt

So who's going to fit in the shaft I couldn't squeeze in there with a bucket of bearing grease

Someone 's cranky you must be tired from all the adults talking

Sound

Take me along next time we'll skip the espionage and just stick to dinner

Thank you for all your loyalty and support

That sounds like it'll get jokers blood pumping

The minute the second I get outta here i'm going to take your head an mounted in the normandy see I see then i'm going to take both of your heads and space them out the airlock

The odds are against us you know

There was always something more important to do a ruined to uncover intel together

These people are showing disrespect to my home my body it is unacceptable

Things last stand was important to keep his son away from a life of crime deeds such as these do not go unnoticed by the universe they echo

This is team pro fee and I have a higher body count than all of you combined

This is unexpected and fun

This is unexpected but you are correct my way of life is dying

Tori and certainly don't lack for a sense of direction

Torn shepherd seeing you smiling makes me want you all to myself

Uncle urdnot has a present for you

Unfortunately the formal wear didn't come with a change of face

Unless and with UK can I call you K

Unlock this damn thing and go find the others no one steals my ship not even me

Watch out for the airlock

We are gathered here to honor the life of thane krios the counselor knew him as a hero the normandy 's crew knew him as a brother in arms another

We are gathered here to honor the life of thane krios the counselor knew him as a hero the normandy crew knew him as a brother in arms

We are gathered here to honor the life of thane krios the norm and his crew knew him as a brother in arms and others

We are gathered here to honor the life of thane krios the norm and his crew knew him as a brother in arms and others

We are gathered here to honor the life of thane krios the normandy crew knew him as a brother in arms and others as a father

We have hot sauce right

We must never fear the fight against evil and I had faith that shepherd would see us through

We started out really angry but i've been giving him lots of love and now he's a big ole softy

Well far be it for me to question your good taste

Well sheppard just to talk with you like this

What he lacks in choice of by audible he makes up for in choice of men

What I remember about thing was his confidence he told me once about how he remembered everything even every mistake he made if I did that i'd be a nervous wreck

What yeah I got five credits

What's a matter shepherd didn't want me as your date

Whatever this species males never change do they

When I first escape from cerberus I found these chocolate chip cookies at a store ripped through the whole damn thing

When I was little he said men must be loyal to their friends and dangerous to their enemies but when he prevented me from from hurting someone

When the vids sing your praises and call you a hero do you agree what do you feel

Why are we having canadian delicacy of some sort

Working with shepherd reminded me of my younger days running with mercenaries blowing things up with mercenaries and occasionally sleeping with mercenaries

Worst shore leave ever

Wouldn't change it for the world or as the case may be the galaxy

Yeah who's my badass biotic moods my batteries biotic

Yes it is shepard yes it is

You

You and then you fire me for fraternization

You are growing despite everything subarus did to you I find that extremely admirable

You don't think she knows you guys she's the normandy AI she sees every extranet site you browse

You know the first step in appropriate gift giving is not to think of the recipient is a mortal sack of meat

You know this kodiak has autopilot and it is rather cozy back there

You know what this is take just kid outback and make him do target practice

You know where I got those scars feros and noveria and virmire and I looked at the collector base an pallavan it to changhe adrena confesse A I earned these scars protecting the galaxy you got your...

You know zaeed there's nothing wrong with silence between two friends

You're a spoiled rich girl cheerleader victim test tube clone princess I think it's past your bedtime relax shepherd i'm not going to smear the walls with her this time and I couldn't possibly thin...

You're just a pale imitation of the real thing

You've just lost the fight for your right to party

Your point is well made