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Pig In A Poke
Bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dick less hopeless heartless fat assed bug eyed stiff legged spotty lipped worm headed sack of monkey shit he is!
Can I refill your eggnog get you something to eat drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead
Cathrine if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks I think we're all in for a very big treat thank you
Dad dad dad you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination thank you thank you
Don't talk at all #national lampoon #european vacation #stop talking #be quiet #no talking #sssh #silence #hush #shut up
How did you get through it I had a lot of help from jack daniels
I didn't go berserk I simply solved a problem
I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap lying no good rotten four flushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant
It's a bit nipply out I mean nippy out what did I say nipple
Surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now
We got your christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us corporate cards
What's wrong with the dog oh he's just yacking on a bone he's got it up he's all right now
Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big bend over and i'll show you
You smell something fried pussycat
'tis the season to be merry