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Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in don't answer that romania
How do I look minion do I look bad disgustingly horrifying sir
I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl
I'm calling it the black mamba
I'm your space stepmom
If my parents could see me now sir i'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven
Just look at him no he doesn't look quite the hero type to me
Minion fire it's still warming up sir come again warming up sir
No criminal record actually no records at all apparently this man hasn't accomplished anything
Oh minion did you think this day would ever come no way not at all sir never never in a million I mean yes I did
Oh that sir is called a window window all the kids are looking through them
Oh wait a minute are you wearing jean paul gaultier's pour homme
You know i'm feeling much better now I guess I just needed a swim
You know what you know what code i'll just pack my thing and go!