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Year One

Year One

Year One is a hilarious comedy film released in 2009, directed by Harold Ramis. Set in ancient times, the movie follows the misadventures of two lazy hunter-gatherers, Zed and Oh, as they embark on a journey through biblical times. Jack Black portrays the wild and eccentric Zed, while Michael Cera plays the neurotic and timid Oh. Together, they form an unlikely duo that stumbles upon some of the most renowned stories and figures from the Bible.

As Zed and Oh encounter various biblical characters, their ignorance and comedic antics create uproarious situations. They cross paths with Cain and Abel, played by David Cross and Paul Rudd, respectively. These two brothers bring a unique dynamic to the film, embodying sibling rivalry and illustrating the story of the first murder in history. Additionally, Zed and Oh find themselves entangled in the outlandish lives of Abraham, portrayed by Hank Azaria, and his wife Sarah, played by the talented Olivia Wilde. This duo beautifully captures the essence of one of the most prominent figures in biblical history.

In their journey, the pair also crosses paths with a flamboyant, charismatic High Priest played by Oliver Platt. His eccentricity adds a touch of humor to the film, as Zed and Oh struggle to understand the complex rituals and traditions of ancient civilization. The cast also includes Vinnie Jones as Sargon, a cruel and mighty warrior, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Isaac, a timid and awkward young man.

The comedic timing and chemistry between the cast members is the heart and soul of Year One. Jack Black's energetic performance, combined with Michael Cera's awkward charm, creates a perfect balance of humor and heart. Their portrayals of Zed and Oh breathe life into the characters, making them instantly relatable and endearing to the audience.

Year One takes the biblical tales we all know and love, injecting them with a dose of irreverent humor while maintaining an underlying respect for the source material. The film showcases the clash between ancient customs and the absurdity of modern sensibilities, highlighting the universal themes that connect humanity across centuries.

In addition to the film's comedic prowess, Year One features a vibrant soundtrack that complements the story's adventurous tone. From energetic tribal beats to ethereal melodies, the music enhances the visual experience, taking the audience on a journey through time and ancient landscapes. If you want to immerse yourself in the world of Year One, you can play and download the sounds of this hilarious film here. Whether you're a fan of the movie or simply looking for an entertaining soundtrack, these sounds are sure to transport you to the wild and wacky world of Zed and Oh.

So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh as you delve into the world of Year One, a comedy film that will leave you entertained and amused from beginning to end. Enjoy the absurdity, the wit, and the timeless humor as Zed and Oh stumble through biblical history, leaving a trail of laughter in their wake.

A gift. I don't know, you've got some sort of gift.
A girl that I'm going to marry.
A little hot!
A man chosen by the gods to do something great. "
A man with the courage to question the order of things.
A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful...
A real woman, that's...
A righteous people, but not very good at sports.
After the fire that you started, the hill tribes raided the village.
All is in readiness, Your Majesty.
All right come on, folks. We're heading out now because I say so, all right?
All right, I'm just gonna
All right, maybe you couldn't have. I was pretty amazing with the old
All right, this is a market. Over there is a Build A Bear.
All right, well, have a good evening. I'm glad I could help you out.
All right, where does the sun go at night?
All right? It's called Burny Burny Cut Cut.
All right.
All right. Good.
All right. Hey, go ahead and
All those dead birds that were always outside of your hut...
All together!
Almighty God, or gods, whatever the case may be...
An offering to the gods.
And after, we're all gonna have wine and sponge cake.
And also, if you could give me the power...
And also, if you could just make it rain...
And anyone who wants to join me is welcome.
And camera reloading!
And how is that better?
And I am Abraham, the son of Terah of the House of Nahor.
And I am Zed, son of Zero.
And I'm not saying, "Don't" like, "I'm the chosen one, so don't. "
And if I play this right...
And it drank up the ocean, then pooped out the mountains...
And it's so rare to have a brother that you love and don't wanna kill.
And let us also praise him...
And maybe I made a few wrong turns, but you gotta understand I'm chosen.
And now I'm hanging upside down and I really have to pee.
And of you. And you, and of you, and every male who dwelleth hereby.
And one more to demonstrate our own faith and charity.
And suck it all in and blow it all out your backside, don't you?
And the princess has crabs.
And this is Oh, son of Ooh from the House of Sticks and Dung.
And you know what's the best part about Sodom? The sodomy.
And you wanna:
And you're not invited. I don't even like any of you guys. I never did.
Anyone named Oh?
Anyone?
Anyway, don't you guys see what I'm saying?
Are there dead bugs all over? Because nobody cleans it.
Are they booing me? How dare they.
Are they picking on you?
Are you guys happy now?
Aren't you a bit young?
Ask me something. Anything. Go. Test me. Go.
Assholes.
Back to the whorehouse with you. Quick as a bunny. There you go.
Be sure to try the fruit.
Beautiful, isn't it?
Because he murdered his brother with a rock?
Because his definition might not be the same as mine.
Because I gotta say: Not that big a deal.
Because of you, I'm in this horrible place where brothers kill brothers...
Because that I would pay to see. You versus a guy your size.
Because we need our virgins at the moment.
Because, you know, people don't understand, and
Better, in fact...
Blows my mind.
Boy, she looks nice tonight.
Bring it forth.
Brothers, brothers.
Brothers.
Bumpy. You got a smoother one?
Burn her.
Burn them. Burn them now. Burn them all!
But apparently God forgot to tell anyone else.
But for my faith and devotion...
But hey, now I realize that you guys are like my real brothers.
But I always thought I always have felt a certain way about you.
But I don't see the sheep anywhere.
But if we do it now, there's just no way to get it back on there.
But the word "forbidden" implies there's a little wiggle room.
But there's gotta be more to life than this.
But what if it doesn't?
But why is it forbidden?
But you don't look like a woman. You wanna kiss me?
By tomorrow morning, you'll wish you hadn't been born.
By what right dost thou interfere? Art thou sent by the Lord?
Cain, I ask you again, where is thy brother Abel?
Cain! My justice will be swift.
Cain.
Cain. After him.
Can I ask your opinion?
Can I show you this new kiss I been thinking about?
Can I talk to Harold? Is that ?
Can the two of us come? We're a pair.
Can you just forgive me?
Can't even poke our heads in?
Careful, princess.
Check out the woman across the way. She's looking at us.
Chosen doesn't have to be strong. I'm big like this.
Come here, wench.
Come here, you two.
Come on, admit it. The fruit man has the knowledge.
Come on, people.
Come on. I'm the leader. I always have been.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Put your hands together, it makes a sound.
Come on. Tell me you can say no to this.
Come out here.
Come to me.
Come.
Come. Come, my friends.
Could I come? I've never been on a boat.
Cranky today.
Dad, no! No! No!
Did he just hurl his own ball at him? How spectacular.
Did I do something to offend you?
Did you or did you not hear me scream?
Did you see it? I think I got it.
Did you see that girl?
Do I have to?
Do it, man. Dance for her.
Do something you'll be ashamed of later...
Do you find me attractive?
Do you have any idea where we're going?
Do you like hanging out with this little girl?
Do you mind? Do you mind?
Does it have a sort of forbidden taste? That's what it is.
Don't Nobody panic.
Don't forget about me.
Don't I know you?
Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me
Don't stand close. Get your belly off of my belly.
Don't struggle, it's the will of the gods.
Don't tell me you're thinking about eating forbidden fruit.
Don't think I'm interested in her.
Don't touch my belly.
Don't want to wake the commander. He gets mean when you wake him.
Don't you wonder what's on the other side of the mountains?
Down.
Drink it. You won't feel a thing.
Easy, easy.
Eat the snake first. That's what my new brain tells me.
Eating a fruit is not gonna change your life.
Eema, run like a cougar is chasing you.
Eema. Eema!
Enmebaragesi says he saw you in the garden.
Even killers have to sleep sometime.
Everybody else is starving. Present company excluded.
Everybody wants to know.
Everyone knows the chosen gets a plus one.
Everything is weird.
Everything you've ever said.
Except for the guy who bought all of us. Apparently, he can.
Excuse me, I was...
Excuse me, you are interested in some slaves?
Excuse me. Perhaps I could be of some help here.
Faster!
Feed us!
Feeling fruitful?
Feisty.
Fight the power! Yes, we can!
Fine, but not for you. For Eema. And I'm too tired to argue right now.
Fine. But then, tell me this: Who's that behind you?
First of all, why are you talking to me in that tone like I'm an idiot?
Followers of the chosen one. Discovered by this loyal soldier.
For the Lord thy God has said unto me...
For the love of the gods...
For the love of the people, and the heavenly gift of rain...
For these, and other crimes...
Forbidden. Forbidden fruit.
Friends, whence comest thou?
From the Heights of Golan in the north to the Sinai in the south.
From the river of Jordan to the great sea.
Get in.
Get into it.
Get out of here or I'll kill you.
Get up and die like a man.
Get up. You look ridiculous.
Give it a second. Let it work on you.
Give me my stick.
Go away, Marlak.
Go on. I love it, I love it. Oh, you're very gifted.
Go, go, go, go.
Go!
Go. Jackal dance.
God also told him to chop off the tip of his dick.
God wanted me to have knowledge of good and evil.
God, if you do exist, if you make Eema love me...
God, that's realistic.
God. There's two of us.
Going to Sodom. We have to save Maya and Eema.
Gonna know you're the most incredible warrior anyone's ever seen.
Good concentration.
Good one, Marlak.
Good. Now go fetch. Wait over there by the skinny statue.
Great.
Great. Two spears. Twice the killing power.
Guard! The upside down prisoner has to pee!
Guards!
Hang on to it all day.
Hasn't it occurred to you that it might be silent...
Have a great vacation.
Have you You guys... You guys haven't seen him, have you?
Have you joined them?
He has no idea what he's doing, does he?
He hath increased our wealth...
He said that God was gonna smite Sodom with holy fire.
He shall smite them.
He won't get far.
He's a friend. That was totally not a gay thing.
Head's not even the best part of the boar.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Here. Now we're even.
Hey, everybody, this is all of our kill. We all take credit.
Hey, guys? I'm trying to enjoy the sacrifice with my family.
Hey, hey Squanto. Give me a break, would you?
Hey, I'm heading to the coast. You guys should come with me.
Hey, I'm peeing on my face too, on the inside.
Hey, just remember it's the palace that pays us, not the people. Come on.
Hey, ladies. We don't got no foreskins.
Hey, my helmet is way too big for me. It looks really silly.
Hey, Oh. How's it going?
Hey, there you are.
Hey, who's hungry?
Hey, you caught me. Guilty.
Hey, Zed!
Hey.
Hey. Abel, what are you doing with my foot? Playing possum?
Hey. Oh, hey, stop it. He's choking me.
Hey. What's wrong with you?
Hey. You. Slave girl. I told you to fetch me more wine.
Hi, Eema. Hi, Eema. Hi, Eema.
Hi, Marlak.
Hi.
Hi.
Hold a grudge much? That was, like, a fortnight ago.
Holy shit, that kid's got an arm.
How are we gonna rescue them? These guys are killers.
How did you become high priest?
How did you get in here without getting fried?
How long did you think I would tolerate your insolence?
How stupid you think I am? You've had a boner for Sodom...
Hunters think they're so cool. You know, they
Hustle up. These donkeys don't pack themselves.
I always knew you'd break my heart.
I always thought that we had one and maybe...
I always thought that you and I had a connection.
I always thought that you could maybe use the dead birds...
I believed that until this morning...
I can pull this thing together. The princess is right out there.
I can take care of you. Does it look like I'm starving?
I can't let them see me cry. They respect me too much.
I can't see. This is too big on me. I wonder if I can get a smaller size.
I can't think of one who'd be interested.
I come here, I get a great seat at the sacrifice, and you're ruining it.
I could not agree more.
I deserve that.
I didn't know that that's what it was for.
I didn't murder my brother. I didn't.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't get to prance around in gold paint and have fun.
I don't know if you know or not but you
I don't know what to say to that.
I don't know where we're going, but I will lead us.
I don't know, I thought you'd like those.
I don't know. I haven't really seen him at all.
I don't know. I just find you interesting.
I don't know. They're doing the jackal dance.
I don't see it. She's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her.
I don't think I have any extra.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's possible. Your head is attached to your body.
I don't think you wanna be gathered. You wanna be eaten.
I don't wanna keep them up all night with my raucous lovemaking.
I don't wanna play the blame game but you hit him.
I don't want to touch bellies with you, ever.
I fear the worst for Abel. I'm sorely vexed.
I feel like a bird.
I feel like a bird.
I find it hard to eat when so many are hungry.
I gave them our word we'd rescue them.
I get it. No talking.
I got a lot of ideas. I'm bursting with ideas on the subject.
I had a long hot bath with the high priest, and I'm lightheaded.
I hate the world! I hate you!
I hate you.
I have a great destiny, I'm about to find out what it is.
I haven't joined anything. I'm not having fun.
I just had my entire body painted by a fat guy with no balls.
I just had sex with my new girlfriend.
I just wanna lay with her so badly.
I just wanted to maybe bring it up and see what you would say.
I kind of get why his dad wanted to kill him.
I knew I could depend upon your loyalty.
I knew you were gonna say that.
I know I'm not perfect.
I know I'm not the greatest hunter.
I know I've really messed things up...
I know, but I'm a little fuzzy on the exact details.
I let one go.
I like you guys. I do. I like you guys a lot. I do.
I loved it. I'm hoping I'm gonna get another opportunity.
I mean, come on. You just gotta be so superior to everyone else.
I mean, how many times do we see you?
I mean, just get off my back, Father.
I mean, the pay's not great but the perks, tons of them.
I mean, you know...
I missed you so much. Oh, you guys. Promise you'll never leave me again.
I multiplied with sheep.
I need a man who can protect me and take care of me.
I never got a sword. I only got the holder.
I said, good luck, Father. I'm really worried about him.
I saw him eat the forbidden fruit.
I see you.
I should probably take it easy, or I'll be no good for work tomorrow.
I spent the last two hours rubbing oil on him.
I still live with my parents.
I think I deserve a drink.
I think I hate you too much.
I think I have sand in my ass, but there's no way of knowing for sure.
I think I have to wash my hair.
I think it counts.
I thought I was, but I'm not, sorry.
I tripped.
I want you to enter the Holy of Holies.
I want you to have babies with my sister.
I was coming to rescue you. Really. That's why we were here.
I was dealing with the death...
I was just
I was just checking to see if you knew.
I was not going to kill him. I was going to sacrifice him.
I weep for the suffering of my people.
I welcome us to you.
I wish I was upside down.
I wish there was something I could do for you, Zed, but I can't.
I wish we didn't have to leave.
I wish you were dead too. Even though Abel's not dead at all.
I wonder who they are.
I would but I did something to my neck. I think I slept on it funny.
I would love to join you at this orgy, but I can't...
I'd get an earful in the morning. She only likes hunters.
I'd have thought guys would be lined up at the door.
I'd like to see how big you are without that whip.
I'd only tell him and he's a witness as well.
I'd rather not, if you don't mind. That's not
I'll be right back. Unless something goes horribly right.
I'll deal with you later. Go!
I'll do it right when I get home.
I'll show you throwing.
I'll take a look in it when we get to Sodom.
I'll take that kiss now.
I'm about to show you something. Observe.
I'm already glad you're here.
I'm also accepting ideas.
I'm an oilman.
I'm an old fashioned kind of girl.
I'm bringing you. You're gonna be my right hand.
I'm dying a virgin.
I'm going, but because I choose to.
I'm gonna bash your head in.
I'm gonna get us out of here soon as I can.
I'm gonna get us out of this thing if it's the last thing I do.
I'm gonna go and eat. I'm gonna come back.
I'm gonna start a new tribe, 10 times better.
I'm gonna strike a specific pose, I guess.
I'm gonna yak.
I'm just checking it out. A lot to learn here.
I'm just gonna stay here and finish toiling...
I'm just saying, if I can snag one, I'm going to.
I'm not following you. I walk behind you at the same pace as you.
I'm not hearing the bad part.
I'm not one of the oil rubbers, I'm just a guard.
I'm not sure, but I'm beginning to think that everything happens for a reason.
I'm pretty sure he had that when he left the village.
I'm pretty sure I'm chosen, but I'm not "sure" sure.
I'm pretty sure it's not hunting pigs and weaving baskets.
I'm really happy for her. She was always the runner up.
I'm saying, "Don't" because I'm not the chosen one.
I'm seized.
I'm sick of the whole village treating me like a joke.
I'm smarter than you are. I don't talk as much.
I'm sorry for squeezing you so hard.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
I'm telling you, it's the only way to go. Come on, let's go talk to the sergeant.
I'm telling you, you don't need me.
I'm the smartest guy in the village.
I'm the smartest guy that was in the village.
I'm thinking about introducing the tongue, but I haven't perfected it yet.
I'm trying to agree more, but I can't, because that's how much I agree.
I'm your brother in law.
I've been a palace eunuch since I was 9 years old.
I've been chosen to do something great.
I've been smoking for four harvests now, so I think I'm good.
I've been thinking a lot ever since I ate that fruit.
I've got a riddle for you.
I've lost my sense of right and wrong.
I've made a shelf unit for my hut.
I've seen what you do with your right hand. No.
If anything, it was a suicide. Okay.
If he needs something, he can create it from nothing.
If the gods wanted you dead, they would've killed you already.
If the Lord told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?
If they're picking on you, I will straighten them out.
If this is because I didn't clean up my tent, I'm sorry.
If we never, ever see you again, it's not because we're avoiding you.
If you do exist.
If you do look at this intestine...
If you guys are gonna stay here, you should join the guard.
If you like, I can arrange for you to join her.
If you see a broken penis, it was like that when we went in.
If you see a thief or a pickpocket, we'll slap them around a little bit.
If you stay here, we'll all be cursed. You have to leave.
If you take my meaning.
If you were to kill him now, given the public mood...
In a way. In a way.
In fact, I think it would be fair if you let us choose who gets to stone us.
In fact, I'm kind of surprised a pretty girl like you is sleeping alone, anyway.
In honor of the chosen one, as my first official act as your queen...
In the line. Face forward in the line.
Invoke your blessing and do your will.
Is it fun?
Is it possible? Is he truly chosen?
Is that chest hair?
Is that why you didn't trust him? You got great instincts.
It gives my day some much needed structure. Wait.
It is the judgment of our merciful king that the prisoners be enslaved...
It is the will of the gods. What do the entrails predict?
It makes my stomach go:
It seems kind of harsh.
It was a game. It was a game of chance...
It was an accident. Right?
It was less than a fortnight. Half a fortnight.
It was two horses playing.
It was you. She said it looked like you were arguing.
It wasn't my very first thought, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't up there.
It's He's all right. He's just He's resting.
It's a cougar. Don't move a muscle.
It's a kid. This is a kid.
It's a thing that you eat. Why do we eat?
It's been a great sleepover...
It's big.
It's called a town. Just act normal.
It's gonna be called Muscle Tribe of Danger and Excellence.
It's got sort of a knowledge y taste.
It's just a pile of sticks and dung.
It's lighter. It's a better killing tool. Anyway...
It's like I feel like maybe I know everything.
It's like the Great Turtle coming out of the sea, you know?
It's like with the earth on its back, you understand?
It's Maya! And Eema! Wait, Maya's a virgin?
It's more of a hair down kind of scene, I'd say.
It's not my strongest.
It's not the fruit. It's about the rule. It's about doing what you're told.
It's the back fat, stupid. Muscleheaded idiot.
It's the number one rule since the beginning of time.
Just a pink, red hole.
Just had a little rub and scrub. Now I'm up for some grub.
Just have one person throw stones at us.
Just look for troublemakers.
Just so we know to stay away from that one especially.
Just trust in me. Have a little faith.
Just trying to sniff you. I wanna remember your scent.
Just wait right there. I'll be right back to cut your penises.
Kind of makes you think about the people that built it.
Less hungry, for one, but also more intelligenter.
Let go of his titty.
Let it slide this time.
Let me ask you one thing.
Let me get this straight. You're saying you have too much...?
Let me have a look what's up that skirt.
Let me just put something out there. Maybe God doesn't exist.
Let me show you this new style. Everyone's doing it.
Let that be a warning to you.
Let the desert have them. They won't get far.
Let us give thanks unto the Lord thy God...
Let's cover him up with a little dirt and some straw...
Let's cut some foreskins!
Let's go. Freak.
Like I'm gonna tell my father I came with you guys to Sodom.
Like in a romantic way?
Like it's hard to build one of those huts.
Like, did they die instantly...
Lilith said she saw you in the field with him.
Listen, you wanna impress Eema? Do the fertility dance with her...
Little surprise on the end of that one, right?
Loincloth rising.
Look at Marlak flirting with Maya. He doesn't know her at all.
Look at us. Two men.
Look, I mean, we're brothers. We're gonna argue, it's human nature.
Look, I want you to know...
Look, you're a special guy. You've got a lot of personality.
Looks kind of fun.
Looks like they had some nuts. Apples, maybe.
Lower lip. Just anything you can grab and slice in one fluid motion.
Ma'am? Okay? All right? Get the message?
Majesty, there's talk of revolution in the streets.
Majesty, with respect...
Make my wife, make her my girlfriend one day when I get enough strength.
Marlak, we can't let them do this! Eema!
Marlak. Enmebaragesi. Long time no see.
Marvelous, I love it.
Maya and Eema.
Maya would lay with me like that.
Maya. Can I see you later?
Maya. For you.
Maya. What are you doing here?
Maybe cut off a finger, you know, or tip of the nose sometimes.
Maybe I'm not the greatest hunter.
Maybe you shouldn't have come...
Maybe you shouldn't have come...
Me and my boys sneak in here on the weekends sometimes.
Me too. On three. One, two, three, break.
Me? What about my friend?
Meaner than this?
Mind
Mother.
Move it!
Move!
Much better. Very good.
My bed is small but you're welcome to share it. It's the way of my people.
My hands are tied.
My hut's a mess right now, and what if she struggles?
My lips make a movement and then a sound...
My lord, the princess wishes to see you.
My mistake, this is bear poop.
My spear has feathers... Okay, that one's got a feather.
Never had the pleasure. Sure he's in the prime of his life.
Never trusted that guy.
Next time, I shall hurl a lightning bolt right in your face.
Next time, though, they will feel the tip of my short spear.
Next up is a twofer. It is two for price of one.
Nice whack on the head. You should try hitting Eema that hard.
No way. Look at these people.
No, but superior to Than you.
No, don't kill them!
No, I'm attracted to women.
No, I'm making arrows. We're gonna need them.
No, no, no, trust me, it's gonna be a very, very sleek look.
No, no, no. I'm just rubbing oil on this man's chest. Eema.
No, no, no. There's two of you and there's one of me.
No, no. Boys, boys. You are brothers. Let's just relax...
No, no. I'm not like you.
No, no. No, no, no! Gross.
No, not you. The two of you, follow me.
No, really, I tried for years and...
No, this day. She said you both made offerings.
No, wait.
No, we're good. Oh, do you wanna see a trick?
No! That doesn't count. That was a testicle.
No! That's That's Oh, it's not my house.
No.
No. I'm gonna change my head.
No. No! Damn you, Cain.
No. That doesn't make any
No. This smug asshole insulted you, and I want him to take it back.
No. With your nutsack. Of course, with your hand.
Nobody harm this woman. She's not a virgin anymore.
Not all of it. Just don't ask, okay?
Not following. I could be leading from the rear.
Not the whole head. I mean, my mind.
Not the whole thing, you understand. Just the very tip.
Now I just have to figure out a way to rescue Maya and Eema.
Now I'm remembering correctly. It was Tishbaven.
Now rub it in.
Now stop asking so many questions and let's go. Go, go, go.
Now that I'm smarter I'm going straight to the top.
Now where do we go?
Now you've done it.
Now!
Observe, my dear...
Of course I know where we are.
Oh, a shooting star. That's the best.
Oh, can't I go with him?
Oh, Dad, why are you doing this?
Oh, dear.
Oh, do not worry. He is not fighting, he is having fun.
Oh, excuse me, Miss...
Oh, guys. Guys, we're in some real trouble here.
Oh, I was just doing my job. It's what I do.
Oh, I'm not a slave. I'm a volunteer.
Oh, I'm peeing.
Oh, man, this bread is good.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. In the nose.
Oh, please.
Oh, please. If you're a virgin, then I'm a fuzzy little gerbil.
Oh, really? That Oh, yeah. No, that was yesterday, right.
Oh, that is quite a coincidence...
Oh, that.
Oh, there's Maya. I'm gonna go talk to her.
Oh, tough guy, huh? You want a piece of me?
Oh, what does this look like?
Oh, yeah. Absolutely can say no to that.
Oh, yes, it's steamy.
Oh, yes, the oily oiliness.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes. Pour it all over me, you little bronze bitchlet.
Oil and grain are scarce, prices are high.
Okay, but before I go, I just wanna say one thing.
Okay, here we go. Ready, ready?
Okay, I'm still alive, thank you for asking...
Okay, look. Enough. Am I his keeper?
Okay, maybe he's little bit depressed.
Okay, now she's just asking for some splinters.
Okay, that is my spear. I'm sorry, man.
Okay, that was a little confusing, wasn't it?
Okay, we should be safe in here.
Okay! Everybody on this side, on the count of three! One, two
Okay.
Okay. I'm gonna go in, but you gotta do something for me.
Okay. I'm hit.
Okay. Looks like I'm gonna be going it alone.
Okay. No, wait, wait, wait! Wait, don't kill him!
One murders the other one...
One, two, three, foreskin!
Or a fireball.
Or that you're going on a long sea voyage.
Or, I don't know, I thought they were practical.
Our own stepdaughter...
Over the head.
Pass. Next question.
People cut off the ends of their penises...
People think that the gods are gonna wipe them out...
People. More than one.
Perhaps it's not time for a new high priest.
Perhaps it's time for a new high priest.
Pick up on the babes, drink some wine, smoke some herb.
Please forgive me. I mean, you are my best friend.
Please. Go. Good.
Praise be to God, hallowed be his name.
Probably never gonna see Eema again.
Probably why God didn't kill you: He knew you were my follower.
Put the fruit down. What if somebody sees us?
Really? Well, what if I told you that Enmebaragesi was a liar?
Right in front of him.
Right.
Rub me with oil or die.
Rule number one: Show no fear.
Same basic size.
See you later.
Seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin to me.
Seize him.
Self defense. Clearly. Self defense.
She doesn't like gatherers. She's a gatherer herself is the irony.
She is without a husband...
She left me no choice, so I had to, you know, punch her in the face.
She wants to see you. Now.
She's a self loathing gatherer.
She's not your woman. You can't own people.
She's totally eye knowing us with her eyes right now.
She's totally hot. Don't even think about it.
She's your sister. I mean, that'd be like laying with your mother.
Shit!
Short for "suckle. " Short for "suckle up. "
Should I take off my undercloth?
Since the Great Turtle climbed out of the sea with Earth on its back.
Sir, shall we pursue the slaves?
Sit tight, mama. Daddy's gotta fight.
Six sacrifices in the last 10 days and still no rain.
Slave girl, bring me a towel.
Slaves. What are you gonna do?
So are you still thinking about going to Egypt?
So how do we do this if we want them?
So I just wanted to mention it now.
So it's such a coincidence to run into you guys like this here.
So listen, I've been thinking, what constitutes the tip of the penis?
So long, suckers.
So they're gonna throw a virgin into the fire so that it rains?
So what am I gonna say next?
So when do you think this smiting's gonna go down?
So who's with me?
So you decided to come after all. Was it the speech?
So you're not talking to me?
So, Eema, this might be a bad time to say this...
So, yeah, you make me laugh, but that's not enough.
So? You got something against kids? This guy hates kids.
So...
Sodomize this!
Soldiers. Present arms.
Soldiers. Present arms.
Some leader. Told us you were gonna get us out.
Some say run, others say stay perfectly still.
Somebody's upset because God looked on my sacrifice with favor.
Sorry about almost luring you to your death.
Sorry.
Spare the chosen one! Spare the chosen one!
Starving peasants are pouring into the city in search of food.
Still warm. Almost hot in the center.
Stop it, Abel. Are you trying to choke me to death, Abel?
Stop! What are you doing with that kid?
Strangers shake hands. Get that thing out of here.
Superior Let's see how superior you are when I kick your ass.
Supposed to be a real happening place. You coming with or not?
Take everything you've ever said back.
Take the slaves!
Take these bricks up top. The masons are waiting.
Take this end. Lower me down.
Ter. Mister. Awkward.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot. Next time don't block my shot.
Thanks, Marlak. Another severed boar's head.
Thanks. Thank you. A lot of loving things.
That depends on what you mean by money.
That doesn't help us to know that.
That doesn't prove anything. Maybe he stepped away.
That every time you speak, it's bullshit coming out of your mouth?
That is such a good way to be.
That just sounds like crazy fruit talk. I don't wanna hear it right now.
That little piggy was fast.
That there's no point? That's stupid.
That was a nice shot.
That was a such good one.
That was ironic.
That was just my first idea.
That was Maya. She's working here now and she looks great.
That was Princess Inanna.
That was really something, wasn't it?
That was refreshing.
That we're all just victims of our own fate.
That would be weird. We're both guys.
That's a lot of responsibility. You can't even imagine.
That's a pretty low bar.
That's a really good container store. Oh, this place has killer hemp.
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
That's exactly what I've been thinking.
That's fine. You know?
That's not fair.
That's not my spear.
That's not true. We'll go back.
That's of no significance, I'm just commenting.
That's probably the urine in my hair.
That's right, take me down the smoky Euphrates.
That's Sodom right there. The Unholy Land.
That's what this is about? Laying with Maya?
That's what you think? That's what everybody thinks.
The chosen one comes! It's a sign! He's going to end our suffering!
The chosen one! The chosen one! The chosen one! The chosen one!
The devil's playground, where the sinners are winners.
The genitals are enormous.
The gods demand a sacrifice. You're ruining it!
The Lord has spoken unto me, Isaac, and I must obey him.
The Lord. The Lord shall provide the sheep, my son.
The men of that city are weak and soft...
The musky, precious, smoky, oily oiliness.

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