Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge Edit

A most formidable warrior.

A place set aside specifically for the tournament.

A sound strategy.

A sound strategy.

Absolutely.

Against earthrealm,

Agreed.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Fresh meat.

Ah. I'm impressed, Raiden.

Ah. No.

All for what? This?

All right, asshole. Let's see what you got.

All right, boys.

All right, ugly.

All right, will. What about an advance?

All right! Yeah!

All right! Yeah! Mmm.

All you have to do

Always the soldier.

Am I right?

And barrel!

And be unable to do anything about it.

And break the rules?

And by the way,

And even greater skill.

And great power.

And him?

And his destiny will be complete.

And I'm gonna be the best soldier you've ever met, sir!

And it's yours.

And let earth be destroyed?

And my emperor will give you all that you dream of.

And my revenge?

And now, I pray it is enough.

And only one of you.

And quan chi,

And rule as they see fit.

And this is for my son!

And we can leave this place before it is destroyed.

And we have to stop it.

And where on the island you will fight.

And who do I have to thank for ruining my rug?

And you are?

And you can have quan chi to do with as you wish.

And you have failed me.

And you will bow your knee like countless others before you.

And your champion,

And your destinies will be made clear.

And... action.

Anyway, my agent said this would really put me back on the map.

Are you accusing me of something, lord Raiden?

Are you in?

Are you kidding me?

As to anger the elder gods in such a way.

As you wish. Kano!

As your child.

Assassins. Bad guys.

Be on guard.

Be ready.

Because I have something no one in outworld has.

Because, he will be in attendance.

Believe me, she is anything but.

Besides, I find it amusing.

Besides, that's not what you really want, is it?

Bingo.

Black dragon. Mercenaries.

Boom! Nailed it. Wait. Earthrealm?

Bring it on!

Bring it, bitch.

Brought enough for everyone. Okay.

But be on guard,

But do you know why the scorpion is feared?

But even they have their limits.

But I am bored now.

But I am pretty good at improv, so, uh...

But I had to fight some, uh...

But it will be dark soon.

But it's all true.

But know this.

But not immortal.

But they are dead.

But they're really kind of a time suck.

But this isn't some sort of movie.

But we are not on earth.

But we'll need to stick together.

But you probably knew that.

But your eyes deceive you.

But, please,

By her, I mean.

By some sort of karate tournament?

Call me scorpion.

Call me when you grow up!

Calm yourself.

China? Uh huh.

Cinnamon.

Close.

Come further and he dies.

Come now, liu kang.

Come on, Sonya, darling.

Come on!

Come take it.

Comin' through. I'm...

Congratulations, cadet.

Create new ones.

Damn your god.

Defeat liu kang

Defeat liu kang,

Dick!

Did someone slip me something,

Did you declare mortal kombat?

Did you declare mortal kombat?

Did you guys get a script already or somethin'?

Did you think I didn't know

Did you think me defenseless, dog?

Die knowing I will kill

Die, you wretched vermin!

Do not get up.

Do we understand each other, hanzo?

Do you hear it?

Do you know what a hellfire missile can do?

Do you know why the scorpion is feared?

Do you think quan chi is a man to be trusted?

Do you think this is funny?

Does it hurt?

Doesn't make it any better.

Doesn't mean I'm gonna break the hug.

Don't start without me.

Don't worry, babe. I got this.

Down!

During that time,

Earthrealm is safe.

Eat me, buttercup.

Emissary of the great shao kahn,

Emperor of qutworld,

Emperor shao kahn

Emperor shao kahn will have his revenge.

Enough!

Enough!

Enough?

Especially some guy that just went psycho on a bunch of, uh...

Evaluating risks.

Even I am not so bold

Even you, back to the mortal realm.

Every last member of the lin kuel on this island.

Every last one.

Everyone just chillax. Okay?

Face me like a man.

Failed? No.

Fake.

Faster, papa! Faster!

Find out where we are, what we're up against.

Find out where we are, what we're up against.

Finish him.

Finish him.

First rule of combat is to secure our position.

For all eternity.

For how long?

For now.

For outworld.

For shao kahn.

For the glory of outworld,

For what?

Forever.

From being taken over eons ago.

From the threat of invasion.

Fuck balls! No one touches me without permission.

Fuck with the blade,

Gather our forces.

Get a grip, Johnny.

Get him! Come on! You can do better.

Get me that key.

Get over here!

Get over here!

Give me the key

Give me the key.

Go easy! We haven't even run parts.

Go. Hide in the jungle until it is over.

Go. Save your partner.

Good to meet you.

Good.

Good. Good.

Good. Good. Great. Then no one needs to die. Sheesh.

Good. Skilled and smart.

Goro!

Goro! Goro! Goro!

Goro. Playtime is over.

Great. Just great.

Great. So, uh, we are screwed.

Gunpowder?

Hanzo hasashi.

Hanzo is dead.

Hard as a fossil.

Harumi!

Harumi!

Harumi.

Harumi.

Has never known anything worth dying for.

Has won nine previous mortal kombat tournaments.

He can return your family,

He cannot.

He has great spirit.

He has no idea what he's doing.

He has that... monster.

He only seems to be concerned about himself

He will take your world

He would not understand, Sonya.

He'll be there.

He's been imprisoned for a reason, quan chi.

He's not paying me enough for this.

He's proving to be quite formidable.

Head toward the temple

Heads up!

Hello, love.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Here's Johnny!

Hey! Asshole! That was custom.

Hey! Really?

Hey! You're in the cage with Johnny.

Hey. Do you know if any of this stuff is organic?

High level spec op stuff.

His journey is one of discovery.

His path lies elsewhere.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on.

Hold the boat! I'm comin'.

Hold tight, satoshi.

Holy shit.

Home?

Honestly, it's an improvement.

Hope no fans saw that. I'm wearing slip ons.

How 'bout cleaning this hell hole you call a home?

How 'bout doing something besides crying about your career?

How dare you!

Huh?

Huh? What gives?

Human.

I act.

I am done with psycho monsters and bad food.

I am no longer bound by rules of non interference.

I am not as weak as you, shang tsung.

I am quan chi,

I barely got out alive.

I brought you here for one purpose

I can believe that.

I can call in reinforcements.

I can see we're all anxious to get started.

I can send you there.

I chose you for a reason, liu kang.

I chose you for a reason.

I could not defeat goro.

I didn't know.

I do not wish to hurt you.

I do.

I don't even know what it was.

I fear it's only gonna get harder from here.

I got excited.

I guess I don't mind having my balls crushed.

I guess Raiden was wrong.

I have been given many names.

I have determined your opponents

I have failed you.

I have heard such promises before.

I just fought a walking pair of teeth on the side of a mountain.

I killed them.

I knew you would survive.

I know how to fight.

I know you didn't believe it before,

I know. Look at this shirt. It's ridiculous.

I leave that stunt shit for the stunt people.

I love acting classes and all,

I mean, that is some serious method acting, there.

I need no god.

I need to make it home so I can kill my agent.

I paid extra for international and I can't even get a signal.

I promise you,

I serve at the pleasure of shao kahn.

I should at least get a per diem.

I take no pleasure in hurting such a worthy foe.

I think I'll leave you here.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

I think it only fitting

I think it's best you let me go, old man.

I told you to wait for me.

I told you you'd come around.

I used sorcery to hide my identity.

I want nothing to do with your game.

I was just...

I was unaware the tournament had begun.

I will do whatever it takes

I will kill you all.

I will never bow before that madman.

I will not have to hear them again.

I will take pleasure in ripping your flesh from your bones!

I will, papa.

I would never...

I wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

I yield.

I, shang tsung,

I'd like to freshen up before we start shooting.

I'll kill you!

I'll kill you!

I'll make you a deal, liu kang.

I'll never complain about doing a sequel again in my life.

I'll slit his throat.

I'll take care of this.

I'm already dead.

I'm comin' for you.

I'm counting on it.

I'm disappointed.

I'm glad to see you, though.

I'm glad you feel that way.

I'm going to finish the job my demons couldn't.

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm hallucinating.

I'm just sayin', he really killed the vibe around here.

I'm not Tom Cruise, you know.

I'm puttin' together a task force.

I'm so glad you made it.

I'm sorry, master.

I'm sorry. I...

I'm sure it's very powerful on earth,

I've come for him.

I've found them.

I've got this.

I've no idea what you're talking about,

I've waited here too long.

If he wins a tenth...

If he's not,

If I can get to a radio,

If it wasn't for scorpion...

If lord Raiden believes we can make it, we can.

If one realm wins the tournament ten times,

If only I could.

If shao kahn wins this tournament,

If what liu kang says is true,

If you touch a hair on his head...

Impossible!

Impossible.

In charge of this realm

In my realm, no less.

In the beginning

In their wisdom,

Indeed.

Indeed.

Interesting.

Is always being a few steps ahead of your enemies.

Is that a prayer?

Is that how shao kahn got you to betray your world?

It 1s what is inside that matters.

It doesn't care where you are from,

It is a bargain he made to save earthrealm

It is fast.

It is strong. Yes.

It is under lord Raiden's protection.

It is. So, you must face it head on.

It may as well be.

It must be awful to watch your beloved chosen one die

It must be finished.

It seems that several have made it onto the island

It was easy.

It was that old fool, Raiden.

It was to defeat shao kahn.

It will not end well.

It will, however,

It would seem I underestimated your champion, quan chi.

It's about time you called.

It's all about Johnny cage.

It's being kept at the temple of shang tsung,

It's gonna be a joy

It's no use.

It's time to die.

It's time to end this game

It's time you start acting like it.

It's too bad you won't live long enough to see it.

Its will.

Its will.

Jax!

Jax!

Jax!

Jax! Hold on! I'm comin' for you.

Jax! Nol

Johnny cage can fight.

Johnny?

Just a bit further.

Just as you were taught.

Just askin'. Jeez.

Just like I left your son.

Just stay down.

Kano!

Kano!

Kano.

Kick him in the face!

Kind of a back end deal type thing. Should be fun.

Know that the next time we meet,

L, Johnny cage,

Learn to be strong, here and here.

Let me guess.

Let me just pee out some blood first.

Let mortal kombat begin.

Let us toast to our emperor's impending victory.

Let's find somewhere to hole up and then we can start recon.

Life is cruel, satoshi.

Like you did my family.

Like... like... you wanna do this now?

Listen, I'll get you out of here,

Listen, sweetheart. We should get out of here...

Listen, you son of a bitch.

Listen.

Little tight around here...

Liu kang of the white lotus society.

Liu kang, I yield.

Liu! Lord Randy!

Live in the past,

Living for the future.

Ll ord Raiden!

Long ago, my master, shinnok,

Look on it and weep.

Look, I'd love a copy.

Look.

Look. What do you see?

Lord Raiden is forbidden from interfering in the tournament.

Lord Raiden, right?

Lord Raiden, these are the champions you gathered?

Lord Raiden. What others?

Makes you as pathetic as he is.

Mama...

Maybe a snuff film or something. I don't know.

Minus one.

Mmm. Yeah. Pat me there.

Morel

Mortal kombat!

Must be some sort of old fortress.

My agent is gonna hear about this when I get home.

My destiny is my own.

My dick!

My god will avenge me.

My teeth! My teeth!

My will is strong.

Need a lift?

Netherrealm.

Next time, pop a few mints.

Nice to see you again.

No craft services, no trailers...

No matter how many enemies, it continues on.

No matter how many foes you put between the earthrealm fighters

No matter the odds.

No matter what,

No one needs to fight anyone,

No wonder your realm has lost so many tournaments.

No, no. Don't wait for me. I'm fine.

No, no. Listen...

No.

No. I just meant...

No. No god can help you here.

No. Shinnok is indisposed.

No. Stay together. We'll survive. We have to.

No. You can't.

No. You did well, liu kang.

Nol

Nol

Not interested.

Not interested.

Not so fun now, is it,

Not to fear, lord Raiden.

Not yet, whore.

Not you. Someone else.

Not your barbarism.

Now is your chance.

Now let's get home.

Now we can go.

Now you see?

Now, as host of this tournament,

Now, fight!

Now, finish her!

Now, the others will be gathering.

Now, who's hungry?

Of course it is.

Of course,

Oh, fuck.

Oh, hey. How's it goin'?

Oh, look, craft services. Great!

Oh, man, is she hot.

Oh, shit!

Oh, that is so hot.

Oh, well. If it isn't my long lost agent.

Oh, yeah? Listen.

Oh, you will be.

Oh.

Oh. Great. This is fair.

Oh. It's catchy. I like that.

Oh. Right. Paparazzi.

Oh. Ya think?

Okay? That was weird.

Okay. You won't believe this,

On your knees.

Once a generation,

Once a generation, there is a tournament.

Once and for all.

Once mortal kombat has been declared,

Once my master is released,

One at a time, everybody. One at a time.

Or I will flay you alive.

Or I'm gonna use your ass as my own personal punching bag.

Or live for the future.

Or... holy shit!

Out there... is nothing good.

Outworld has lost.

Papa!

Papa.

Papa. The scorpion! It needs help.

Papa. The scorpion! It needs help.

Papa...

Partner?

Picture's up. Roll sound.

Please. We both know yours is a lost cause.

Poor Raiden.

Prevented by what?

Princess. “Asshole.

Promise me you'll remember that.

Protector of earthrealm.

Put up more of a fight than your wife did.

Quan chi promised you life if you would do his bidding.

Quan chi, goblets.

Raiden said your destiny would be clear.

Raiden, are you getting one?

Really, goro.

Relax, kid.

Remember our deal, scorpion.

Return to your emperor.

Revenge is too heavy a burden to carry.

Revenge.

Rising up to please the great shinnok.

Satoshi!

Satoshi!

Satoshi!

Satoshi!

Satoshi.

Satoshi.

Save some for me.

Save your energy for what is about to come.

Scorpion was right about one thing.

Scorpion.

Scorpion.

Screw it.

See the scorpion?

Shang tsung has the numbers.

Shang tsung is not to be trusted.

Shang tsung!

Shao kahn cannot be defeated.

Shao kahn will hear about this and kill you.

Sharp enough.

She didn't hit you in the nuts, did she?

She has had to prove herself against many

Sheesh!

Shinnok!

Shinnok?

Should we tell him?

Shut up, Botox.

Shutting up. Yeah. Yeah.

Sir! My name is Sonya blade,

Snap your fingers, get us home.

So that warriors may gather to fight on behalf of their realm.

So, if what liu kang says is true,

So, tell me more about this veil.

So, there she is.

So, we're here. Now what?

So, you guys in this thing, too?

So... I can still call her then.

So... is that it? Did we win?

Somebody must've slipped something into my drink.

Someone such as him

Someone you care about.

Someone you lost.

Something greater than himself to live for.

Sonya blade,

Sonya!

Sonya! Sonya! Sonya!

Sonya?

Sonya? Lord Regan? Radar?

Soon, earthrealm will be shao kahn's,

Soon, your weak species will be no more.

Sorry, pal. I took an oath to defend it

Spare me your pity.

Splendid idea.

Stay back!

Stay behind me.

Stay down!

Stay in the vessel.

Step back, Bruce Lee.

Stop it! You'll kill him!

Sure you do.

Surely, you know of the black dragon.

Tell him of your failure.

Tell me, lin kueil scum.

Than a weak girl.

Than why it does so.

Thankfully, after goro kills whomever makes it to the final round,

That and this!

That has the favor of the emperor of outworld.

That I provide you with some... entertainment.

That is lord Raiden,

That must be the bad guy.

That... that is one hell of a costume.

That's a w.

That's for my clan!

That's my car!

That's the idea.

The communications array,

The doorway is right there.

The elder gods, the tournament, everything.

The fate of the world is being decided

The fight is not over yet.

The finest warriors must do battle

The island will collapse.

The key to winning

The key won't solve your problems.

The master of netherrealm.

The only place of reprieve in this realm.

The putrid mortal

The rules state that it must be single combat.

The space between realms

The symphony of pain.

The tournament is over, shang tsung.

The tournament will take place on his island.

The vell is lifted,

The winner will be granted long life

Then go fetch him for me.

Then it is time.

Then the tournament is finished.

Then the whole world is in trouble,

Then what?

Then you all die.

Then you are a fool.

Then you shall die. Fight!

Then you're really some sort of god, right?

There are others on this island

There are thousands of us

There.

There's always another choice.

There's no use sitting around and whining about it.

There's nowhere on earth you'll be able to hide from me.

These lads aren't here for the tournament.

These special effects suck.

They always are.

They are strong in spirit, shang tsung.

They created a tournament

They will have the right to merge with the other

They will make it to the end.

They've been paid to kill you.

Things have gotten a little...

Think she'll ever like me?

This is for my wife!

This is no place for a little girl.

This is no place for a little girl. This is no place for a little girl.

This is no place for little girls.

This is the key to his release.

This is the real deal.

This island lives in a place between realms,

This thing better not go straight to video.

Though you can no longer perish.

Though, I'm not entirely sure how you made it here.

Thus, you must take your rightful place as the champion of outworld.

To decide the fate of their realm.

To defend earthrealm and win this tournament.

To make the lin kueil do as I wanted.

To prevent outworld from merging with earthrealm.

To return home

To safeguard each realm

To seek my revenge.

To watch you end up like your partner.

Toasty.

Truly, I underestimated you.

Turn this island into the next cautionary tale.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Uh huh. Sure. Sounds great.

Uh, are we live?

Uh, may I?

Uh...

Understand?

Unless you want me to rip that pencil thin mustache off your face,

Until he finds something more to care about.

Until the master's return.

Vengeance is not the way, scorpion.

Very well.

Wait a minute.

Was unjustly imprisoned.

We are approaching the veil.

We are here for mortal kombat,

We can do this

We can make this work. I promise.

We have prepared for this moment for a long time.

We have to continue.

We must continue on.

We must go.

We must hurry.

We need to make camp. Rest.

We shall show you every pleasure.

We'll know soon enough, won't we?

We'll see about that.

We've arrived.

We've rested long enough.

Welcome you to mortal kombat.

Welcome.

Well done.

Well, I'm off to chinal

Well, of course I'm interested in something different.

Well, shoot, Buddha.

Well, that was cheery.

Well, that's... that's insane.

Well, what about you, Mr...

Well, you seem very fun, Mr. scorpion.

Well, you'd do a better job than Jax.

Were the elder gods.

What about scorpion?

What are you doing?

What choice did he really have, lord Raiden?

What choice do I have?

What do I have to do? Huh?

What do you mean, "if only it were that easy"?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What god you pray to.

What guards the vell is of less consequence

What have I been telling you, yeah?

What in the hell?

What in the...

What is it you say?

What is it you want, hanzo?

What is this, 1950?

What is this?

What makes you so sure you will win?

What the fuck?

What the hell?

What the hell?

Whatever it is,

Whatever this is, it's real.

Whatever your name is.

Where am I?

Where is everyone, papa?

Where is sub zero?

Where your final battles await.

Where'd you guys put my trailer?