Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms Edit

A couple of beds in here.

A couple of thousand of you versus

A few too many energy drinks.

A final tournament that will determine

A final tournament.

A tournament? Like, what, karate tournament?

After the Elder Gods rebelled,

After we just kicked your ass on that whacked out island of yours,

After you.

Agreed.

Ah, you're confused. I get it.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Alive? He killed Bi Han.

And become a spineless whelp such as yourself?

And begin to unravel the realms until nothing is left.

And Cyrax and Sektor still missing,

And I chose you because of what is in here.

And if Shinnok gets them all?

And it would be fitting if you did it.

And keep it from those monstrosities.

And no. It is difficult to explain.

And the future is now.

And the protector of Earthrealm agrees?

And the results have been more than we could have hoped for.

And then bring you back to do it again.

And then we'll make sure you guys make it out of this alive.

And this is your final battle.

And...

Any last words?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to die, young one?

As it should be.

As long as we stand, it stands.

As long as you stand, goodness and light will stand also.

As rightful heir, I hereby surrender to Earthrealm.

As such, the rules state that none shall be harmed

At last.

At last.

Because I chose you.

Because I will be fighting alongside you.

Because I'm on another world in an evil dictator's castle.

Before this is over, you will beg for your godhood back.

Begins!

Besides, I didn't come to fight.

Bring them back.

Bruce Lee.

Bug babe just kicked your ass.

But don't worry, I have your payment... in full.

But I fired him after he sent me to that weirdo death island.

But I offer an end to the bloodshed permanently.

But I thought you said "agreed."

But I'm afraid one remains, Hanzo Hasashi, Scorpion.

But if it is put together...

But Outworld is a place of vast resources.

But such is life.

But we fear it may not be enough.

But we're experiencing heavy losses.

But without your godhood...

But you aren't.

But, Master, he has escaped us before.

But, no, you haven't.

By assholes from another dimension.

Calm down, Stryker.

Children.

Come get some!

Come on, baby, you'll be all right.

Come on, Johnny.

Come on, Toto, we don't have all day.

Come on.

Come to die!

Come, it's time to find redemption.

CYRAX: Resistance will be met with extreme force.

Cyrax. Sektor.

D'VORAH: Your boyfriend is weak

Did I shoot something with wings?

Did you think I'd be so easily defeated?

Do it.

Do not let them find you.

Does that thing have wings?

Don't be such a baby.

Eat it.

Edenia is free once more.

ELDER GOD: Liu Kang.

Eliminate Shirai Ryu.

Emperor Shao Kahn.

Enough? For what?

Enough. Let us retire for the evening.

Everyone, get behind me.

Experimenting with something new for some time,

Fatality.

Fight.

Fight.

Finally.

Find cover. This is my fight now.

Find him.

Finish him.

Finish him.

Finish him.

Finish it.

Follow me. The Emperor is waiting.

For that you are awarded great power.

From merging with Earthrealm without a fair fight.

From the grasp of tyranny.

General.

Get some! Get some! Get some!

Get to shelter. Quickly.

Gets the itch to take over Earthrealm again?

Go. We await the outcome with great interest.

Good enough for this.

GRANDMASTER: No, you won't. You can't.

GRANDMASTER: So we thought.

Greetings, warriors of Earthrealm.

Guards, take them to their chambers.

Hang out, talk.

Haven't what?

He can't.

He did it.

He fucking did it!

He is called the "Mad God" for a reason.

He was a fine servant.

He will return to his throne, rebuild his army and attack again.

He's new. Where are they?

He's not my boyfriend.

He's right. I'll see you in the morning.

Hedging my bets.

Hey, where's the food court around here? Do you have a menu?

His sacrifice will not be in vain.

How do the Americans say?

Hurts, doesn't it?

I accept your offer.

I am sure Shinnok would like it to appear so.

I am the Chosen One.

I am...

I appreciate your concern, young one.

I believe that is what your wife and child would have wanted.

I brought my girlfriend and whoa, let me tell you,

I cannot.

I could also use a spa.

I could continue to destroy your realm.

I deserve to die.

I did.

I didn't say two. If it was just two of us...

I do not need my arm to beat the likes of you.

I don't know what you are, but it's time to go back to the hell you came from.

I don't know.

I expected better.

I have a counterproposal.

I have relinquished my godhood to compete in the tournament.

I have this, Lord Raiden.

I have untold legions that will die for my cause,

I hope not.

I hope you fare better than your champions.

I know he was like a brother to you, but he died as he lived, a warrior.

I know the desire for revenge.

I know you are there.

I love you.

I mean, come on, you guys,

I picked up a straggler.

I say we call in an air strike while we have the chance.

I slit a sheet. A sheet I slit. Upon a slitted sheet I sit.

I think I'll get some shut eye while I can.

I thought you were dead.

I usually leave this sort of thing up to my agent.

I want to work out after that ass kicking I was handed...

I will be fine. I promise.

I will find him and kill him for my clan, for my brother.

I wish to enter the tournament on behalf of Earthrealm.

I, uh... I think so.

I'd kiss you but your boyfriend might get jealous.

I'm going to bed.

I'm impressed.

I'm Kung Lao, descendant of the Great Kung Lao.

I'm out.

I'm sorry for being an idiot. You deserve so much more.

I'm sorry to interrupt your training, but we have a new mission.

I'm sorry. Uh, maybe it's being kicked in the head

I'm still a warrior, Liu Kang.

I've been waiting along time for this, boy.

I've come to negotiate a surrender.

I've made sure of that.

If I can.

If they get that, all the realms are doomed.

If was still a god, I could...

If we don't work together. Help me or we die.

If we have a chance to end this now, we must.

Impossible.

Impossible.

Impudent.

In order to catch this madman,

In your wisdom, you have created Mortal Kombat to prevent Outworld

Indeed you are.

Is it me or does Sonya look really pissed?

Is it over?

Is there something you want to say, Liu Kang?

Isn't that the same thing?

It has something I need.

It is called Mortal Kombat.

It is never too late, Kitana.

It is over. I have won.

It is said the Mad God Shinnok has searched...

It is time for you to take your brother's place.

It is time you pick a side.

It is you who should be ready to die, Shao Kahn.

It should be quite the experience.

It was surprisingly easy.

It was to defeat Shao Kahn.

It was with you when you perished on the island.

It was worth it to meet you.

It will take the combined might of the Lin Kuei and even then...

It would seem.

It'll take more than some expensive veneers and perfect hair.

It's a sickness that eats at your soul

It's a whole thing. I'll explain later.

It's about time you saw me.

It's hardly fair.

It's just a kick in the nuts.

It's just that, Lord Raiden,

It's never failed me before.

It's over.

It's super creepy.

It's time to end this now.

Jade, Baraka, take the TaiGore through the sides.

JAX: Shit.

Johnny Cage.

JOHNNY: Easy for you to say.

JOHNNY: Not ominous at all.

JOHNNY: Okay.

JOHNNY: Wait.

JOHNNY: What the fuck? Look at that.

Just peace as it should be.

Kamidogu?

Kill you? No, you'll stay alive

Kitana, he is obviously mentally unwell.

Kitana, no mercy.

KITANA: Give up now.

KITANA: No. Queen of Outworld.

KITANA: What is it?

KITANA: Yes, Your Highness.

Kneel. Kneel and pledge allegiance to Shao Kahn.

Know your place, Kuai Liang!

Kuai Liang. Smoke.

Lady, I don't pledge allegiance to anything except the red, white and blue.

Leave no one alive.

Let me kill him and be done with it.

Let's do this.

Let's see if these metal arms rip as easily as flesh.

Like all those from Earthrealm.

Listen, Jack Attack, you know her best.

Listen, shithead, if you think Raiden's going to agree to another tournament

Listen, with the realms merging,

LIU KANG: Lord Raiden, what's wrong?

LIU KANG: No.

Liu Kang.

Liu Kang.

Liu. Liu, are you there?

Live with knowing I defeated you and it wasn't even close.

Lord Raiden told us of a child, the Chosen One, a soul so pure

Lord Raiden, don't.

Lord Raiden, I am more than capable.

Lord Raiden, the Chosen One.

Lord Raiden, why am I the chosen one?

Lord Raiden!

Lord Raiden.

Lord Raiden.

Lucky shot. Let's see you...

Major Jackson Briggs reporting for duty.

Mama!

MAN: Wow. That... That seems a bit harsh.

Maybe I should open the door for them, end it all.

Me too.

Me, Johnny Cage, international action star.

Mightiest warriors to save Earthrealm and countless lives.

Moi.

Mortal Kombat has been declared.

Must mean we're winning.

My little Liu Kang.

My move.

My soldiers will escort you to Earthrealm to the Temple of Elements.

My son.

Netherrealm has claim to your soul and your soul,

Never mind. That sums it up.

Never stop fighting, Liu Kang.

Nice! Thunder God bringing the thunder.

No more pain, no more suffering, no more anything.

No more tournaments, no more gods.

No shit.

No wonder you're in charge.

No, a lot of help now!

No, he's to be taken alive.

No, I am eternal. I am everything.

No, I have made my decision.

No, just Raiden now, isn't it?

No, not yet.

No, not yet.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No.

No.

No. No!

No. No!

No. Stop!

Not good enough.

Not just the future of our realm, but the others as well.

Not my boyfriend.

Now he's getting 10% of nothing, right?

Now I'm getting second billing.

Now is it over?

Now we can begin.

Now you realize the pitfalls of being a mercenary.

Now, off to sleep.

Now, we open my luggage.

Now.

Of course. No, you didn't come to fight. I mean, these soldiers, they're probably

Oh, great.

Oh, great. Our second greatest fighter is sidelined.

Oh, my back!

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Okay, dick, nice chat.

Okay, so pull everyone back, drop your weapons,

Okay.

On your children's children when we can do something about it now?

ONE BEING: Let the unmaking... begin.

ONE BEING: You never could've won.

Ooh, wow, look at that. Someone's a little testy.

Ooh.

Or have you forgotten?

Or I will flay you alive until you perish

Our target is a member of the Shirai Ryu.

Outside of the tournament itself.

Over the next two days, we shall determine

Papa, why didn't you save me?

Petition them for another tournament.

Pledge allegiance?

Plus, that leotard suits you.

Protecting Earthrealm.

RAIDEN: One more request.

RAIDEN: Remnants of the One Being.

RAIDEN: Revenge, insanity?

RAIDEN: Some sort of curse.

RAIDEN: To get ready for the tournament.

Reiko, Kintaro, move to the front, push in from the opening.

Right, Right, right. Not without permission.

SCORPION: And if they catch me, what then?

SCORPION: Come here!

SCORPION: Forgive me, Harumi.

SCORPION: Get over here.

SCORPION: I can try.

SCORPION: I did and I'm sorry.

SCORPION: I was.

SCORPION: I'm not.

SCORPION: Listen to me. They will destroy us both

SCORPION: Listen, there's no time for this.

SCORPION: Neither will I.

SCORPION: No, not yet.

SCORPION: Or?

SCORPION: The end of the realms.

SCORPION: Then take the key out of me. Destroy it.

SCORPION: Trying to stop that.

SCORPION: What do you mean you cannot?

SCORPION: What?

SCORPION: Why would Shinnok want to destroy everything?

SCORPION: Yes, you do.

SCORPION: You don't know what you're doing.

SCORPION: Your clan, they killed my people, my son, my wife.

Scorpion?

See, a lady with smarts.

SEKTOR: Objective achieved.

SHAO KAHN: Fight!

SHAO KAHN: Raiden...

Shao Kahn's body is gone.

She is pretty good with a rifle.

She makes a proper cup of coffee in a copper coffee pot.

She's defending my honor.

Shinnok says its magic is intertwined with my soul, so...

SHINNOK: Ah, good. You've arrived.

SHINNOK: Soon. Soon you will rise and take the realms for your own.

SHINNOK: What? You thought I had you chasing some bauble?

Shit.

SMOKE: Cyrax, Sektor, what have you done?

SMOKE: Go, Kuai. Go!

SMOKE: It is our objective.

SMOKE: Place your hand on the door.

SMOKE: Place your hand on the door.

SMOKE: We live to serve, Grandmaster.

SMOKE: We will not fail you, Grandmaster.

SMOKE: You've gotten better.

Smoke!

So be it.

So have I.

So kill me if you must, but promise me you'll take that Kamidogu

So they may unmerge Edenia and the other realms

So we enhanced them.

So, who's first?

So, you guys going to surrender or what?

Some sort of flash mob. What are they gonna sing, "Thriller"?

Something I do not think I have done in, well, ever.

Sonya! Sonya, stay with me.

Sonya.

Soon you shall rise again and finally the realms will be no more.

Sorry. I get distracted.

Spit it out.

Spread out and help them.

Stand back, Liu Kang.

Stand back.

Still on the wrong side?

Still yourself.

Stryker, Kung Lao. Kung Lao, Stryker.

Stryker!

SUB ZERO: Brother, don't.

SUB ZERO: I don't care.

SUB ZERO: Lies!

SUB ZERO: No one kills him except me.

SUB ZERO: Smoke.

SUB ZERO: Sorry doesn't bring him back.

SUB ZERO: We failed.

SUB ZERO: What is happening?

SUB ZERO: You killed my brother!

SUB ZERO: You shall pay for my brother's death.

SUB ZERO: You're lying.

Surrender now and I might let you live.

Take her away!

Technology and skill combined to make the perfect warrior.

Tell him, "no," so that we may crush them.

Tell him... Tell him he was loved.

Thank you for your concern.

That he could hold our power and save the realms.

That type of magic is not so easily destroyed.

That was...

That would be great.

That's nothing compared to what I'm about to do.

That's the Kamidogu.

That's what makes you better.

That's what makes you different.

That's what, uh, one, two, three, four, five... Carry the four...

The destiny of the realms... is oblivion.

The Elder Gods have agreed to our request.

The end... (CACKLES)

The evil Shirai Ryu has ever produced.

The final Mortal Kombat.

The final piece of the Kamidogu.

The front gates!

The Grandmaster requires your presence.

The guys at the station are not going to believe this.

The island. Quan Chi.

The Kamidogu?

The key and your soul are intertwined.

The key from Shang Tsung's island.

The Lin Kuei have been...

The Lin Kuei never fail.

The man the led that raid used magic to appear as your brother.

The mantle of Sub Zero is yours.

The mortal body is fragile, weak.

The One Being will come back and destroy all of existence.

The One Being will reappear

The One Being.

The perfect monsters.

The realms are merging. Hurry.

The realms have been separated.

The Shirai Ryu are dead.

The tiny humans wish to surrender.

The two of you can't hope to defeat Shao Kahn's army.

Then find me someone who can do it for you.

Then I'll kill you.

Then my brothers and sisters will see how mad I really am.

Then the realms are good as mine.

Then we shall go to the Elder Gods and petition them together.

Then we will be there to stop them together.

Then when you've seen all that you love destroyed...

Then you shall die.

Then... I guess we should get out of here and... talk.

There is no use hiding.

There, in the trees.

There's a lot of innocent people in harm's way.

They split him and hid the pieces throughout the realms.

They're just sitting there, waiting.

They're retreating.

They're the future, Kuai Liang,

This fight, all the death,

This is Kung Lao's fight.

This is what I am meant to do to protect Earthrealm. To protect you.

This Scorpion is said to be the deadliest warrior

Totally normal.

Traitor.

Two? Who said anything about two?

Ugh.

Unfair!

Until you become a monster of regret and pain.

Watching as I merge the realms.

We did it.

We fight, we win at all costs.

We got another 1000 years before that has to happen again.

We may win for a time.

We must journey to Outworld and defeat Shao Kahn's

We should discuss this.

We will mourn our dead later.

We won't let you down, Lord Raiden.

We're holding them off on various fronts.

We've been hired to find someone, someone dangerous.

We've been lied to.

We've broken the temple gates

Welcome to Outworld.

Welcome to the fortress of Shao Kahn.

Well, bug lady there made the mistake of hitting Sonya's man.

Well, I mean, that would be stupid. Crazy even.

Well, then, uh, ladies first.

Well, what are you waiting for? An invitation?

Well, yeah.

What are we gasping in horror at?

What are you doing here?

What are your terms?

What did he do to me?

What do you propose?

What do you want?

What happened?

What happens when he or someone else

What is it you seek of the Elder Gods?

What now?

What now?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is he doing?

What the hell?

What we must.

What would happen?

When do we leave?

Where do you think the Wu Shi learn their techniques?

Where do you think?

Where you going? I'm super injured.

Where? I will find him, Grandmaster.

Who will be worthy enough to be called the champion of Mortal Kombat.

Who's next?

Whoa, a little help here.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Didn't I kill you?

Whoa. Hey. I don't remember giving you permission...

Whoever hired the Lin Kuei wants this for an evil purpose.

Why are you here?

Why place the responsibility of survival

Winner, D'Vorah.

Wise to listen to your master.

With Outworld attacking Earthrealm

Women need to be wooed, Johnny. Pursued, not coerced.

Would you put in a good word for me?

Yeah, I figured that would happen.

Yeah, I forgot.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

Yeah, you do that.

Yeah, you look like a collection of great life choices.

Yeah! Kick his ass!

Yeah. I've been up here forever.

Yes, enough blood has been spilled.

Yes, heel, young pup, continue to do what your master says.

Yes, the One Being.

Yes, they are. But why?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Come to me.

You and I to the death.

You and I will travel to the Elder Gods.

You and the key are one.

You are a fool, Lord...

You are a fool, Raiden.

You are a great fighter.

You are that child, Liu Kang.

You are the only one who can open the door to the last Kamidogu.

You are willing to sacrifice your godhood?

You can't be serious.

You can't give it to them.

You cannot escape me.

You cannot run, foolish children.

You did it.

You don't deserve this.

You don't have nuts.

You have a lot to live up to.

You have escaped Netherrealm once again.

You have it?

You have long straddled the fence between light and dark, Hanzo.

You have lost much in this life and yet blame no one.

You have won the final Mortal Kombat.

You know, New York, unique New York.

You know, there was a time no girl could withstand my charms.

You know, you need unique New York.

You may roam freely within the fortress, but not beyond.

You open this door, you've doomed us all.

You really mean it, don't you?

You should rest, Lord Raiden.

You talk too much.

You want a chance with a lady like that,

You will have to be faster and better than you've ever been.

You will open the gates and bring me what's inside.

You wish for us to surrender?

You would be wise to know your place and respect the gods.

You wretched child.

You?

You're an even bigger idiot than I thought.

You're late.

You're next.

You're Shinnok.

You're too hard on yourself, Kuai Liang.

Your arrogance knows no bounds, Shang Tsung.

Your destiny was never to defeat Goro, Liu Kang.

Your fight from earlier, I'm worried that...

Your parents loved you, Liu Kang.

Your petition is granted.

Your spirit lives.

Your thirst for vengeance will disappear along with all of reality.

(ALL CHUCKLING) (SONYA GROANS)

(GROANS) (CROWD CHEERING)

(GROANS) Ooh.

(GROWLS) (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) (GROANS)

(GRUNTS) (GROANS)

(GRUNTS) (ROARING)

(GRUNTS) I don't have much of a choice. And if you did?

(GUARDS GRUNT) They will not take this temple.

(LOUD THUD) (BOTH GASP)

(SCORPION SIGHS) What, then? Run. Hide.

(SHINNOK CHUCKLES) (SCORPION GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERING) (BLADE SLICES)

0 great and benevolent Elder... We seek your permission.

As long as we stand, it stands. (GUARDS GRUNT)

Be careful. And you, all of you.

Damn, me without my bug spray. (CHUCKLES)

Did you say two? Nope.

I am merely getting used to life as a... Mortal.

I can... Do not fear for me.

I could use, uh... What?

I'm fine. Are you?

I'm not your girlfriend. Well, not yet.

It's not fair. It rarely is.

Kill him. Wait.

Little airy for my taste, but... Never mind.

Lord Raiden. I am fine.

Permission? RAIDEN: Yes.

Raiden, are you ready to begin? We are.

Shall we? We shall.

Shang Tsung. You will have your chance, Liu Kang.

Shao Kahn. Lord Raiden.

So maybe we could, uh... Could what?

SONYA: Ugh. Ow!

We can win this. And then?

What could you use? Some mouth to mouth?

You are a god and... I do not have to be.

You are a god. No longer.

You look... I am fine, Liu Kang.

(ALL GROANING)

(BABY BABBLES)

(BABY CRIES)

(BABY CRYING)

(BEEPING)

(BLADE WHIRS, THUDS)

(BLOWS KISS)

(BOTH GROAN)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(BOTH PANTING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CAR ALARM BLARES)

(CAR ALARM WAILS)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHILD LAUGHING)

(CHILD LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLING)

(CLICKS)

(CREATURES HOWL)

(CROWD CHEERING WILDLY)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERS)

(CROWD CHEERS)

(CROWD GASPING)

(CROWD GASPS)

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(CROWD GASPS)

(CROWD GROANS)

(CROWD ROARS)

(CRYING)

(D'VORAH GRUNTS)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS, PANTING)

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(GASPS) (GASPS)

(GASPS) I can't breathe.

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

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(GROANS, GRUNTS)

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