Ed Dillinger Soundboard Edit

All programs have a desire to be useful

Doing our business is what computers are for!

End of line

I can't afford to have an independent programmer monitoring me

I can't sit here and worry about every little user request that comes in

I want him in the games until he dies playing

I want him in the games until he dies playing acknowledge

I was planning to hit the pentagon next week

I'm bored with corporations

I've gotten 2415 times smarter since then

It's my fault I programmed you to want too much

Keep those programmers out of the system

One other thing don't think any more I do the thinking around here

Remember the time we used to spend playing chess together

There's a 68 71 percent chance you're right

With the information I can access I can run things 900 to 1200 times better than any human

You're in trouble program make it easy on yourself who's your user

Your user can't help you now my little program