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And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene
But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior
He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared
How did I do there is now a level zero
I'm not dying you idiot dragon warrior I am simply at peace finally
Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky
There are no accidents yes I know you've said that already twice well that was no accident either thrice
Wait what happens when I read it no one knows but legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat
Well done students if you were trying to disappoint me
When you focus on kung fu when you concentrate you stink
You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night
You can defeat him panda!
You know the hardest part of this the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards
You think it's that easy that i'll just hand you the secret to limitless power
You'll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!