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All right i'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?
America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free one can throw glass on the street.
And who are you I a man who's never tied his own shoes before
Do you think I overreacted do you the first reaction is usually the correct one
Do you want me to renounce my throne I will from this moment on I renounce my throne I am no longer the prince of zamunda I renounce my throne!
Does your apartment look poor yeah it's a real shithole you'll love it
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Ever open a champagne bottle I have seen it done before
Every time I talk about boxing a white man got to pull rocky marciano out their ass that's their one that's their one 'rocky marciano rocky marciano!'
From this moment on I command you not to obey me
Fuck Me #fuck me #fag #gay #eddie murphy #delirious
Fuck Me Up The Ass #gay #fag #fuck me #eddie murphy #delirious
Gay People #gay #eddie murphy #delirious
Good morning my neighbours! fuck you! yes! yes! fuck you too!
Goony Goo Goo
Have a coke and a smile and shut up
He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk one cannot fly into flying that is not mine that is nietzsche's
Hey Boy #eddie murphy #gay #fag #delirious
Hey! hey who's going to clean up all these flowers
Homosexual #homo #gay #fag #eddie murphy #delirious
Hop on one leg
I want a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins where would you find such a woman in america
I'm sorry! #eddie murphy #nutty professor #apology #beg forgiveness #forgive me #apologize #sorry
It's also tradition that times must and always will change my friend
Just tell me you didn't love me when you thought I was a goat herder and I will never bother you again
No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks
No Problem #no problem #eddie murphy #delirious
Not Funny #funny not #not funny #eddie murphy #delirious
Only dogs are to obey if you truly love your wife you'll value her opinion
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So you say you can have a woman who will obey your every command but you'd rather have a woman who has an opinion
Well the life of a goat herder is not that demanding the goats pretty much take care of themselves which leaves a man with a great deal of time to read
When you think of garbage think of akeem
Why!? #eddie murphy #nutty professor #why #mourn #sad #devastated
Yes yes where i'm from we have to be very aggressive i'm all for that especially with women
You see it is working! he has accepted us as equals